Friday, August 18, 2006

Life sucks, then you are Dr. Deb...



At 9:15 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Ace is gonna be in sooooooo much trouble. Hombre.

Threatening Letter

At 9:51 PM, Blogger Beto Ochoa said...

I saw this ad and since Doctor Frisch is looking for cash I hoped it would help.

Are you boring?
Do you post ridiculous things and drive people bat shit?
Do people need a Captain Marvel Decoder Ring to make sense out of your posts?
Are you compelled to post insane rants on other peoples blogs and then they answer your's, back and forth, on and on, yadda yadda yadda?
Are you a booger eating bedwetter?
If so, you may suffer from Trolls Disease.
Herring Plow Pharmaceuticals needs people between the ages of fourteen and fortyfive for a medication research study.
Qualified participants will receive free diagnosis and medication.
Participants will be compensated for time and travel as well.

If you believe you qualify please contact the
Director of Research
Herring Plow Pharmaceuticals
2469 Stoners Hwy.
Bongwater, NY. 01812

At 10:58 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

beto ochoa:

Are you a booger eating bedwetter?


Her Frischiness is the poster child of Herring Plow's new drugs. We can definitely attest that teh WTF Vodka™ is not helping her move to the right of the sanity scale.

At 8:11 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Deb's still whining about pharmaceutical ads in her comments sections. Hasn't she ever heard of comment spambots?

At 8:23 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

New post at "Debbie is my Bitch site."
20 comments now in the oven elsewhere.

Dr. Dweb is usually up & reading her comments by now.

I can't wait til she sees Ace today. We may get DebCon5--here's hopin'

At 8:30 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

It's a beautiful day for "teh crazee" here in Eugene. Clear skies and projected highs into the 80s-90s.

"Does hot weather make you thirsty? I know it does me, so as the thermometer goes up, that's when I reach for a tall, cool, refreshing bottle of WTF Vodka.

"WTF Vodka. Ask for it by name."

(Recommended by the Decision Science Advisory Board.)

At 8:40 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

That's it!

She can become one of those "4 out of 5 doctors say" spokespeople.
What other products can she endorse?


Wine warehouses

unfunny math jokes

whatting on airplanes

Denver tourism

At 8:51 AM, Blogger John Henry said...

This really belongs here rather than in the other post. Sorry for the double posting.

Doctor Deb wanted my phone# so she could contact me, I assumed. I gave it to her and she has not called me. Now my feelings are hurt.

I have thought of calling her. I decided I don't really want to do that. Since I am claiming Deb is my bitch, it would reflect poorly on me as her bitchmaster if I can't get her to call me.

So, I figured that I need to kick it up a notch or two. If she doesn't want to call me, I will make her call me.

Here is what I have in mind and I would like some feedback:

On Monday or Tuesday, I will have my daughter (to allay suspicion) call Deb's mother.

She will pretend to be a dispatcher with the Tucson police.

She will say that Cecile (Deb's Ex) has been in a serious accident and has been asking to speak to Deb. A very serious accident, not expected to live.

For some reason, the phone# she has for Deb is incorrect and they cannot find her in information.

Mom will probably have been warned about giving out Deb's number and won't even be asked for it.

The dispatcher will instead give Deb a Tucson phone # and say that she must call immediately.

The number will route through a spoofing service and ring my phone.

Deb will have called me.

So what do you all think?

It is pretty despicable but is it any more despicable than posting a suicide note or a death notice? I have been trying to get Deb to engage with me and she is refusing. That would make something like this justified, right?

I am interested in any comments


At 9:04 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

John Henry -

Much as I appreciate (not to mention encourage) your platinum baiting of Hre Carzyness, I think that's a little over-the-top. (And I say that as someone who has a well-founded reputationas a mean-spirited SOB towards oh-so-deserving parties in meatspace.)

Might I counter by suggesting a possible- employment ruse, instead? That's almost as cruel, but with, methinks, significantly less "bad karma" attached to it.

Of course, it's all moot if she reads this thread.

At 9:40 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

"kicking it up a notch" is what keeps Deb in the state she's in.

Blogosphere tit-for-tat is one thing; she can't claim to be an online victim while she continues her "did you hear so-and-so killed himself this morning" drive-bys.

But do you really want to borrow a page from the Jason Leopold (shudder) playbook? Especially with someone that unstable?

I'd rather give an anal probe to a coked-up bobcat.


Covered in catnip.

Or, as Ace would say, "last Thursday."

At 9:40 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

More maudlin poetry from Debs Poetry Corner.

I thought the maudlin woe-is-me phase was usually pretty short for most drunks?

At 9:42 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

I agree w/ Fatwa... Too much...

At 9:54 AM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Perhaps someone could suggest to Deb a relocation possibility:

I bet they would allow her to bring best friends/toy collection with her.

At 9:56 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

John Henry:

I also agree with fatwa, just a little too cruel, since you're getting her mother involved. The mother probably wishes as much as we do that she would just stop her belligerent online behavior. I do like the suggestion of a job interview. Prankish elements a la Punk'd come to mind, plus there's that whole luring more flies with honey than vinegar.

Oh, off-topic here, I compiling a list of definitions and encyclopedic entries of our little culture here to preserve the memories for when Her Frischiness loses her flavor and her hit counts go back down to below a hundred per day. Take a look here. I haven't added the debcon levels yet because I'd like some suggestions on the language and some examples. Oh, suggestions for everything else are very welcome too.

At 10:05 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

...She will pretend to be a dispatcher with the Tucson police.

She will say that Cecile (Deb's Ex) has been in a serious accident and has been asking to speak to Deb. A very serious accident, not expected to live.

I absolutely do not recommend doing this or anything even remotely like it. First of all, isn't impersonating a police officer illegal? And even if it isn't, I think this goes way over the top from being a mocking prank to just plain cruelty.

Think of it this way: if Deb had done this, if she had managed to locate a relative of {Jeff Goldstein | Matthew Heidt | Dan Drezner | Stephen Colbert } and claimed that a family member had been seriously injured in order to speak to {Jeff Goldstein | Matthew Heidt | Dan Drezner | Stephen Colbert }, the fierce denunciations and cries of outrage emanating from this blog and elsewhere on the internet would not cease day or night, and our contempt of her would know no bounds.

This cruelty is on a par with those loathesome "peace" creeps who call up families with members serving in the armed forces and tell them that their son or husband was killed in Iraq.

Please don't do this, John Henry.
Deb has done a number of vile and contemptible things in recent weeks, but even she does not deserve to be treated this way.

And as a practical matter, aside from the ethical considerations, we know for a fact that teh Deb reads this blog, so she can read your comment and see this one coming in advance.

At 10:17 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

I agree with the others, John Henry. Don't go there.

She wants to be seen as the victim of the mean nasty evil wicked naughty Vast Right Wingnut Conspiracy. The one thing we don't want to do is give anyone the ammunition to say, "well, she does have a point - someone DID ___"

Throwing her words back at her, mocking her pretentiousness, exposing her delusions, holding a mirror to her mental Medusa - that's one thing. But harassing her in "meatspace" - that crosses a line.

At 10:36 AM, Blogger SarahW said...

John Henry,

Your "faux accident" call would fall under the legal categorization of "outrage" - intentional infliciton of emotional distress. It's a civil tort. It's harrassment of a particularly nasty sort.

Your turnabout is fair play rationalization is pretty weak. It would be a nasty, crummy thing to do, even if it didn't involve persons who aren't Deb, and it does, which makes it even worse.
Plus, it is the sort of thing that rises to the level of civil tort. And for intentional infliction of emotional distress, the bar is set pretty high.

If you are even halfway serious about doing such a thing, there is something wrong with you. Are you teh crazee or something?

At 10:46 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Oh, my gosh.

Deb won't be able to trust any phone calls, emails or comments regarding employment. Nor any bogus gushing letters signed 'Dan Ellsberg.'

Whatever shall she do?

At 10:48 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Most of the folks who know me in meatspace would find it trouser-soilingly hilarious that I'm being held-up as a voice for moderation.

[To paraphrase someone or other, "the universe is not only stranger than we know, it's stranger than we can know".]

But there are simply some lines which I cannot support crossing without pretty severe provocation; it's heartening that so many DHD compadres meet my eccentric definition of "reasonableness".

[Which is, in itself, middlin' scary.]

At 11:00 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

John Henry,

Since she won't call you or even email you, it would be too easy to declare victory in the "Bull-goose looney" contest. You might just have to be a cyber ninja, tracking then attacking her comment posts on others' blogs.

I don't get it, maybe she really has become gunshy. Because on Protein Wisdom she dished it out for several days, and then was immediately jumped over at Ace of Spades. I guess it was another lie when she started calling herself the word warrior but shies away from direct (at least by cyberspace standards) contact.

Is this now teh boo hoo®?

At 11:16 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Get a grip, everyone.

John Henry is just making another move in the BullGoose Looney of the Blogosphere game.

Right, John Henry? Right?!

At 11:23 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...


No one has been more POed at that woman than me or soldiers in my unit who know her site.

But I agree with the VBS kids here. What you're proposing is way over the line. And, I would frankly be mortified to involve my daughter in something like that.

Please don't cross over the line and stoop to the level of the people you most despise.

At 1:30 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

John Henry:

"It is pretty despicable but is it any more despicable than posting a suicide note or a death notice? I have been trying to get Deb to engage with me and she is refusing. That would make something like this justified, right?

I am interested in any comments"'s my comment.

Not funny, not smart, not good.

1) Frisch "frisched" herself when she involved JG's family in an internet pissin' match which had nothing to do with them.
Frisch's mother is in NO way involved in what Frisch did, and therefore she should be kept out of it.
Likewise, Frish's ex- had nothing to do with her self-"penis-stomping",(as it were), so keep her out of it as well.

2) Involving your daughter in this scheme may not be what she wants to do, and as others have pointed out, this could make her eligible for a jail cell.

3) The point of this entire exercise is to alert the community to the possible danger that many of us feel is posed by Frisch being given a position in contact with children and young adults.

Not to make her a martyr, and CERTAINLY not to entwine our lives with the hideous wreckage she has made of her own.

Back off, take a week, and re-examne your priorities.

I don't think you want to harm yourself or your loved ones to assist Frisch in her self-destruction...she doesn't need much help in that arena in any event.

There it is.


At 2:06 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I still don't think JHenry is serious about any of this.

I bet it's yanking her chain into snarls, tho.

At 4:59 PM, Blogger John Henry said...


Hotmail ate your e-mail address.

Can you drop me a note at the main address I had given you?

Or to the hotmail address.


At 7:00 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Sure John,

I might not be able to access over the next week being TDY, but I'll drop you a line.

I'm hoping in the mean time you're just kidding about the Deb scheme.

At 8:41 AM, Blogger John Henry said...

To all who commented, Thanks for your concern and advice. I see the point about impersonating a law enforcement officer. I think it will work just as well with another, non-legal, character.


So you think I am just trying to pull her chain? Well, wait and see. You can't be a bull goose looney without going waaaayy over the top. Just alittle bit does no good at all.

As the singer once said: "Too much of a good thing is a good thing"

And I am surprised that in this highly intelligent group nobody has picked up on the "bull goose looney" Eugene nexus from the 60's.

I am disappointed in you all!

BTW: for those worried about laws, remember I live in Puerto Rico. Normal laws don't apply to me.



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