Thursday, August 17, 2006

Went over for some "lunchtime teh crazy" and couldn't get past the top post (as of now anyway):
sicko stalker

I'm really getting sick of this creep:

John R Henry
Address: [removed]
[removed]

Cell phone: [removed]

e-mail: [removed]
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He lies about having talked to my friends and relatives on south(west)paw and on other blogs. He pretends he has spoken to my ex in tucson. He posts comments using my mother's name. He is icky creepy and I want him to cease and desist from posting comments about me on south(west)paw and the site for the looneytunes obsessed with me.

I wish I had as much information about the idiot named sulla who started the don't hire me site.

Thanks for the contact information, JohnRobert Henry!
Posted by Deb at 10:36 AM | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

SULLA! While sulla is a DHD regular and has been a major part of "teh funny", the name is SINNER.

Maybe if I say it loud and slow: S-I-N-N-E-R.

feh!

We are not "loonytoons", we are "tricksey VBSers". If you're gonna refer to us, at least go to the trouble of getting it right!

Update: Anyone know if there really is someone named "VBS" commenting over at Ace's?

Update II: Moving down the comments and I run across this:
Yeeeees, we are all idiots marching in zombie-like lockstep to the drum of a psychotic government pushing a moronic agenda.

Zombies---->BRAAAAIIIIINS!

To get on FoxNews...hmmm. You should start with being amusing, insightful and personable. Try practicing in front of a mirror. Be sure to frequently ask the deer and stuffed animals for their opinion of your progress.

Then, you should consume Colbert's brain.
Posted by BelindaK at August 17, 2006 08:34 AM
(bold mine)

Now, I wonder who could this "BelindaK" person be?

28 Comments:

At 11:38 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

We're not loony, we're connoisseurs of teh crazee®! See if she posts this:
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Um, Deb? You're reading comprehension is, to quote another her, subpar. If it was better, you'd know who created the DHD site. Hint: it wasn't Sulla.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger tim said...

Aynone ntoice hwo seh sepelled hsi nmae? "JohnRobert"? As in "JonBenet"?

Vrey sbutle carzy...:)

 
At 11:46 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

tim:

Good eey! Sbutle carzy idneed.

 
At 11:51 AM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

"One thing is 100% clear -- the sicko effeminate mofo from Bangkok did not kill JR."

Which means it's 100% sure that he did. Dr Smellyfrisch is wrong almost 100% of the time. Every day is opposite day at teh asylum. And the arrival of teh crayzee is almost palpable. Settle in for a special edition of Teh Thrusday Crayzee!

 
At 11:56 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

HO HO HO!!!

MEEEEEERY FRISCHMAS!!!

Deb, Sulla is a sinner, but he is not THE Sinner. It's Sinner's club; I just play here.

And really, being called an idiot by Deb Frisch is like being called horny by Bill Clinton. I may not win the gold, but it's an honor just to be nominated.

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

being called an idiot by Deb Frisch is like being called horny by Bill Clinton. I may not win the gold, but it's an honor just to be nominated.

Right!

Now, I need to get Howard Dean to call my political views "stupid", then I would be on O'Reily well before Dr. Deb!

 
At 12:03 PM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

By the way, be sure to click on teh theme song. I'm sure it's going to be very appropriate for teh rest of crayzee Thrusday.

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Sinner -

Thanks to you, megaproxy is my new best friend.

 
At 1:00 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Hey! I found Boo Kitty's cousin, Boo Boo Kitty:
http://www.terracevillagervpark.com/

Coincidence?

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Not sure if she'll post this, so here's a copy.

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I read this morning on donthiredeb.blogspot.com that you credited me with its founding.

Nope. Didn't do it. Guy name of Sinner (pbuh) owns and operates the place. And would appreciate receiving the credit he's due. he even spelled it out for you in big bold letters. S-I-N-N-E-R.

I do post there from time to time. You may know me from such Urban Dictionary terms as "batfrisch crazy," "Frischmas," and "WTF Vodka ®", or from my poetic recounting of the so-called "blog brawl," Debbie at the Blog (a takeoff on "Casey at the Bat"). You can even purchase a souvenir "It's Thursday. Bring on teh crazy! ®" mouse pad over at cafepress.com. (all proceeds go to the Protein Wisdom tip jar)

It's all part of Project Spread The Love, an international effort to counteract your big fat black aura of doom with a bit of levity, wit, and poetry that actually contains (GASP!) rhyme and meter.

Like 105% of the blogosphere, Deb, I wish I knew how to quit you. But how can we say goodbye if you won't go away?

As to details about me: I don't have any kids, so you're SOL on that front.

My real name is Legion, for we are many.

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

You can even purchase a souvenir "It's Thursday. Bring on teh crazy! ®" mouse pad over at cafepress.com. (all proceeds go to the Protein Wisdom tip jar)
That's gonna leave a mark.

If that entire comment doesn't stir up teh crazee®, I'll be surprised. Then again, it may start another round of cyber-stalking.

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Sulla,

She may not or she may just be very slow today. I've been going from my SOP, to here, to SWP for most of the afternoon and my suff is going up painfully slow over there.

Maybe her new lawyer baw is sitting there advising her on what she can post or not.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Maybe her new lawyer baw is sitting there advising her on what she can post or not.
What circle of hell is that?

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Sinner -

I truly meant thank you.

Megaproxy is cheap and easy and it tickles me to use it.

 
At 1:27 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I think sometimes we're waiting for her to post stuff and she's probably sitting on the back porch hitting the WTF Vodka bottle and smoking a doobie thinking about her next thread.

What we need is a webcam of The Frisch Thread Nerve Center itself.

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Deb has high hopes of being a left-wing Ann Coulter.

She doesn't mind being hated; she thinks that is a sign of success, that she's taking it to the entire wing, that she's a Word Warrior.

what she cannot stand is being an object of ridicule. Her ego writes checks her wit can't cash; she's the butt of jokes she doesn't understand. Her Magic 8-ball of insults is malfunctioning, but she's the only one who hasn't noticed it yet. She complains of "tinkling on my ankles" from those who are drowning her in a flood of superior wit, wisdom and wherewithal.

I've tried leaving her alone. but she's an emotional terrorist, and as the president said - you're either with us, or you're with the terrorists.

And so we fight.

But our cause is just, so we few, we happy few, will soldier on.

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

But hawksp,

I thought you didn't want those images in your head. How would you get to sleep at night MY PRRECCIOUSSS?

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger tim said...

hawksp~

A cuople of huors atfer yuo psoted yuor rqeuest fro a "webcam of The Frisch Thread Nerve Center itself," Teh Dbe psoted a pci of hre PC... Eerie.... Cioncidence?

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Nice comment Sulla, no chance it sees the light of day at casa "teh crazy".

Give up the link to the cafe press store and I will link it on the sidebar.

That is, if Google's bastard stepchild called "Blogger Beta" will let me...

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"But hawksp,

I thought you didn't want those images in your head. How would you get to sleep at night MY PRRECCIOUSSS?"

So it's a test is it, of Hawksp sincerity?

If the picture of the nerve center was as she posted it, the webcam would broadcast a picture of just her back! Which would only induce clinical insomnia fi hse wree weraign hre "der" teydd!

You'll have to do better than than Joe.

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hey that pic she posted shows she has a Dell laptop.

Gee, I *hope* that battery doesn't catch on fire, like this one did. That would be just too *bad* for our bandwidth hungry DebGollum.

 
At 2:28 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Tim,

It was close but I think she beat me to it.

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Bonjour, Frischophiles -

Having a busy day and, as such, not much chance to lurk at Deb's. But it looks as tho' teh crazy® might be slowly building in you jean.

[Rubs hands together melodramatically in anticipation]

My sincere appreciation to those of you who've been baiting in her comments today; I will drink a toast to you all later this evening when I can relax, get caught-up and (hopefully) enjoy teh hurricraze®.

Joe and Sulla - Damn you both for raising teh bar so bloody high in yesterday's "poetry slam" thread! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

Since I don't have time for teh celver®, for your dining and dancing pleasure, here's a linky to Lambert, Henrdicks & Ross' "Twisted" (which I've always liked much better than Joni Mitchell's cover):

http://tinyurl.com/purvz

Ltaer, ddues.

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Dang it...that's Hendricks!

Jeebus, I hope I'm not coming down with teh crazy®.

 
At 3:00 PM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

Fatwa,
Although I think Teh Crayzee may be contagious if direct contact is made, I believe you are more than likely safe via net connect. But just in case, check your firewall and virus programs.

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Aw Fatwa, I'm feeling the luv!

That song is all over the relevant scale, but one verse in particular is spectacular:

Now I heard little children
Were supposed to sleep tight
That's why I got into the vodka one night
My parents got frantic
Didn't know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes
Before I came to
Now do you think I was crazy
I may have been only three
But I was swinging


Teh crazy® and teh WTF Vodka™! Because two heads are better than one, tee hee!

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Oh, and Fatwa, don't blame me. Sinner started it.

Actually, I think you started it with your new lyrics to Oh Susanna.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Oh, and have you met my beautiful wife, Morgan Fairchild, who I've slept with.

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

my wife, Morgan Fairchild, whom I've slept with

lol, Joe!

Sinner, I'll try to get the cafepress thing set up. Right now it's just a mockup. We'll need to set a price (the base price doesn't generate revenue for anyone but Cafepress), and decide what to market.

I figure mousepads are a good choice. coffee mugs or beer steins make sense too, for the inevitable DHD Drinking Game.

Any other items? And is there a final list of quotes to whip into products? And what's a reasonable price?

 

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