Friday, August 18, 2006

Looks like the work of Dr. Deb...

Get some new material Deb! You are getting to suck at "teh crazy" almost as much as you suck at the Internet.

31 Comments:

At 6:51 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

The crazee lady who went batfrisch crazee on the London-Deecee flight earlier this week would be a good match for the Debster. 59, full of BDS and not afraid to drop trou.

 
At 7:16 AM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

Well, kids, I think teh crayzee may be winding down. I think teh Frisch lady's lawyer may have actually been able to put a muzzle on her. Teh crayzee has been very, very weak as of late. Crappy poems, goofy imaginary dialogs. Looks like the attacks may be over. Sad times in teh asylum. Our entertainment has reached the final act. All we can hope for is an encore.

 
At 7:20 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

I agree, weak

I think we should hang out for one more "teh cycle" and then decide.

One of two things will happen:

1) It will end and I get to write that wrap-up post for future googlers

2) Jeff slaps a fat juicy lawsuit on her and "teh crazy" goes into overtime.

I have no prediction.

 
At 7:54 AM, Blogger tim said...

blizzardlane~

I dunno...I read that the batfrisch on the London-DC flight wasn't, let's say, "housebroken." Might be a bit of a turn-off, even for Batfrisch D. But, hey, tastes may differ. ;)

 
At 7:55 AM, Blogger tim said...

blizzardlane~

I dunno...I read that the batfrisch on the London-DC flight wasn't, let's say, "housebroken." Might be a bit of a turn-off, even for Batfrisch Dee. But, hey, tastes may differ. ;)

 
At 7:56 AM, Blogger Staci said...

It is going to be sad if #1 happens. I'll miss Teh Funee here!

:(

 
At 7:58 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

[Imitating Marine D.I.]

All right you MAGGOTS...LISTEN UP!

[Sprays spittle whilst screaming]

You're DHDers. You're some of the best-trained, snarkiest taunters in the world! You've been trained to engage the enemy and not stop until she's been utterly decimated and demoralized!

[Jabs index finger repeatedly into DHD commenter's chest]

When the going gets tough, THE TOUGH GET BAITING! There is NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!

YOU DISGUST ME! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!

================

I think that IllinoisRepublican's correct; her "lawbaw" may have finally gotten through to her. (Although I'd dearly like to think otherwise.)

There've been some excellently provocative comments left on her blog over the last 48 hours which have not had the desired effect.

Has teh cycle® forsaken us? Can this be the beginning of the end of DHD?

[Hangs head sadly]

 
At 8:02 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Her new thing seems to be running around the dextrosphere posting that blogger "x" has ophed himself. The latest is Daniel Drezner.

 
At 8:18 AM, Blogger tim said...

Well, sinner, how 'bout this for an id3a?

Your site has really managed to corral some top-flight baitin' talent; pity for it to go to waste.

Why not expand the charge to snarking at batfrischity of all stripes.

Batfrisch Dee makes a handy focus;
but isn't she more a symptom of a deeper problem on the Left nowa-days?

Jsut ym .20

 
At 8:21 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

This morning's Nutcase Gazette:
deci$ion science rox!
The noise to signal ratio in the comments is approaching infinity. [HECKLER: It ain't just the comments, hunnee!]

The bickering, sniping, obscure injokes, close-to-incomprehensibility and utter pointlessness of the posts and comments reminds me of protein wisdom, blackfive, ace of spades, pajamas mediumb and the whole 42nd street cesspool of the blogosphere I stumbled into. Tufts University professor Daniel Drezner should be ashamed of himself for participating in this soft porn/dungeons and dragons consortium. No wonder the University of Chicago fired him!

It's time to get this show back on the road and out of the dippoop (= PG version of dipshit) ditch it's been in for the last six years weeks.

The skirmish with the limp-lobed pissant from colorado was a wake up call for me to stop being a bitter, resentful, underemployed untenured non-tenure trak adjunkt wetback palestinian ni**er psychology migrant professor and take my act up a notch. I need to finish my book, establish myself as a respected expert in decision science, albeit one with very radical political views and an extremely inflammatory conversational style and move on. I'm like Chomsky and Lakoff only unemployed and cuter. And I'm a decision scientist, not a linguist. There's better alignment between my area of expertise and my political views.

I need to tie my professor hat on TIGHT.

Hell, it ain't a hat, it's a helmet that you buckle on like a World War III (using retro WWII equipment) flying ace!!!!

I need to start talking like a professor and achieving the cash flow associated with the ability to articulate and apply an intellectual domain.

deci$ion science rox!

Deborah Frisch, Ph.D.
(phormer) Program Director
Decision, Risk and Management Sciences
Social, Behavioral and Economic Sciences Directorate
National Science Foundation
Arlington, VA 22230

(note: each line of her address links to some NSF Web page except the last, which links to the Arlington National Cemetery.)

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I just snuck a look at Deb's; there's may be cause for cautious optimism:

"The skirmish with the limp-lobed pissant from colorado was a wake up call for me to stop being a bitter, resentful, underemployed untenured non-tenure trak adjunkt wetback palestinian ni**er psychology migrant professor and take my act up a notch. I need to finish my book, establish myself as a respected expert in decision science, albeit one with very radical political views and an extremely inflammatory conversational style and move on. I'm like Chomsky and Lakoff only unemployed and cuter."

Perhaps it ain't quite over.

[Dramatic three-quarter closeup shot from underneath of Fatwa, wind ruffling his hair, determined expression on his face, gazing grimly, yet hopefully, into the sunrise]

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Rats...Blizzardlane beat me by scant minutes.

 
At 8:41 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Another fake suicide note? Ho hum, how boring.

And yes, teh crazee has been pretty weak tea of late.

I suggest that Sinner (pbuh) let this blog go quiescent for awhile. And meanwhile the rest of us should NOT go to Deb's blog. Just leave it alone. If it's not teh crazee, it's all worthless crap, anyway, so we're not missing anything. Let her hit count dwindle down to nothing. One of two things will happen:

1. It will stay that way, Deb will fade into obscurity leaving us with our memories of the fine comraderie provided by this blog.

or

2. Deb will come to miss the halcyon days when she was the center of attention and her blog was getting inundated with hits, and try to bring those days back by doing something really really stupid and with potential legal ramifications, and then, ta da!, "teh crazee" will be back.

But you take away teh crazee from Deb's blog, and what do you have? Not much. Just the AOLspeak meanderings of a disturbed woman with the emotional maturity of an 11-year-old girl.

 
At 8:45 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

She's not cuter than chomsky. And, her hat is already on waaaaaay to tight.

Give her a couple of hours. She'll find some poor marine somewhere to malign. Some unfortunate professor to attack. Some blogger to whatt all over.

The point is, she's a functioning insane person. She can't help herself.

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Oh no,

I'm going to Ft Polk for the whole week TDY and I'm going to miss the end of the crayzee. Please someone take notes for me.

Tuna, have you talked to Mr. Gollum yet for me?

Hawk

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

I need to finish my book, establish myself as a respected expert in decision science

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's our Deb, delusional as ever. Does she honestly think anybody is going to care about the crap book she's writing?

My guess is that as far as her chosen field is concerned, Deb's pretty much unemployable. Of course, that's what you get when you burn all your bridges.

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger Timothy said...

She's not cuter than chomsky. And, her hat is already on waaaaaay to tight.

Agreed, and the tinfoil is causing her brain to roast in the unseasonable Eugene heat.

 
At 9:42 AM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

"Tuna, have you talked to Mr. Gollum yet for me?"

Smeagol says: "Can't do it, Sally." But he understands it was just ................. teh crazy.

Speaking of bat-shit crazy. Deb's deleted all of John Henry's posts.

Note to Deb: I know you read this, attention slut that you are. What kind of a "word warrior" calls someone out & when that person responds with ALL the information asked for, completely pusses out? Answer: a ball-less shit weasel. "Word warrior"??? No, you're a sick poseur. Deb - next time you tell someone to stop by WalMart and buy a clue, how about picking up a bushel of them for yourself? For all your grandiose talk about finishing teh book and getting back into academics, you are apparently the only person in the entire world who doesn't realize your academic career (actually, even your place in polite society) is done, finished, finito, over.

First, Deb - you were only an accomodation hire in AZ anyway, it wasn't like you had a real job. Or had gotten a real job. Second, over the last 6 months (and especially the last 6 weeks), you've utterly pissed away ANY
chance of a job in academia that doesn't involve pushing a big gray garbage can on wheels around. What school is going to knowingly hire someone who is the subject of a permanent restraining order against a child? You're lucky you don't have to register as a sex offender. Thirdly, the book..... oh yes, teh book. You're a failed academic with no recent research experience and, shall we say, you have a certain amount of "baggage". No publisher is even going to read your manuscript. They probably won't even open the package, merely dropping the entire thing into the SUV sized shredder in the back alley. Your chances of seeing your name on the cover of a book as the author are about the same as seeing a swarm of monkeys fly out your butt singing an a capella version of Yankee Doodle Dandy in unison. Do yourself a favor and ditch the thoughts of teh book and learn a skill the will be more economically useful to you, like fishing empty pop cans out of garbage cans with a bent coat hanger.

openacanatuna

 
At 9:44 AM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

Dammit, I meant to say "winged eunuch monkeys". 'S what happens when you don't proofread carefully.

openacanatuna

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

"obscure in-jokes"...she doesn't even get the ones that are in plain sight.

"utter pointlessness of posts"...can't argue there.

"Deci$ion"...she's down 1 month of her 3 month nest egg +lawyer bills rolling in.Her lawsuit dreams failed.

Yesterday while she was putting out fake suicide notes on the interwebs, I saw at least 2 names of folks that had committed suicide on her blog. Not a good decision for a scientist who wants to be taken seriously.

"I'm not a linguist".. admits that as a word warrior she was whipped.

Still, trust teh cycle. She can't stop, no matter what the lawyer says.

Everytime I think it's over,she pulls something else.

We are the only ones left watching& she will do anything to keep us.

 
At 10:03 AM, Blogger unfrisched said...

Fucked up shit-holes like debbie don't ever go away...they're too fucking stupid to know when they've been beaten and shown what a fucktard they are. She'll snipe here and there to keep (in her fucked up mind) 'showing 'em!', just like a spoiled brat who needs their ass whooped by their daddy with a switch. Her stupidity and inability to realize when people can read *anything* written by her just proves her worthlessness as a human on the planet just will never 'get through' her muddled brain.
Her kind of fucked up stupidity should be painful.

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Geez, Unfrisched -

Someone sure frisched in your cornflakes!

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Scooter: Scooter here, Kermit. Looks like the teh fizzle® is running behind schedule, Miss Piggy lost her new pet Boo Boo Kitty, Fozzy's depressed and can only say one "waka", the rats are on strike and we can't find Rizzo, and Animal ate his cymbols... again.

Kermit: AAAAH! Okay, okay. Here's what we do. Bump teh funny® ahead of teh crazy® and we'll leave the dance number in place. Have Rowlf talk to Fozzy and get his other "waka" back. Send the Chickens to break up the strike and have Camilla find Rizzo. Borrow the cymbols from the orchestra and make sure Janice watches Animal.

Scooter: Uh... what about Boo Boo Kitty?

Kermit: AAAAAH!

 
At 10:15 AM, Blogger Eric Blair said...

Did you all catch the attacks on Dan Drezner? Mind you, he was denied tenure at Chicago...and dealt with that like a grown up. Then, a few months later, Tufts offers him a TENURED (not tenure-track) position.

So alls well that ends well for Dr. Drezner.

Dear old Debbie, on the other hand, attacks Dr. Drezner---even going so far as to make snide comments about Chicago "scraping off" Drezner.

What a jealous, mixed up woman. And let's face it: cruel besides. Fortunately, Dr. Drezner is doing great...

Dr. Frisch is doing....

Hmmm.

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

You know, she could get that book published -- if she has any money left after the lawyers fees.

She should try Lulu - self publishing!

Deb - here's your link

http://www.lulu.com/

 
At 10:24 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

She wants to know who sent her comment spam on Ativan.

Really, who wouldn't?

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger Timothy said...

1) Comment spam never maliciously shows up randomly, especially on the MT-based blog of somebody too stupid to set up blacklist. NEVER! It must be the fault of the rightwingnuts.

2) It's a massive step down from Chicago to Tufts, I mean, who would want to have a tenured position at a great school in Boston? BAH, Tufts! It's no Arizona! Arizona wouldn't give Drezner the time of day!

[/sarcasm]

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

You know, I'm really beginning to dislike this Deborah Frisch person.

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Arizona wouldn't give Drezner the time of day!

So what's with Deb making goo-goo eyes at Drezner now? Did he say something she didn't like? Or does the mere thought of a "conservative" (in Deb's eyes) getting a juicy tenured position while she and her unacknowledged genius moulders, unemployed, in a trailer house in Oregon just rankle her to no end?

I wonder how much of her crazee is a function of a warped and perverted sense of entitlement?

 
At 2:25 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

I don't rightly know. I do think it's telling that she worked at Oregon for seven years as an adjunct after they denied her tenure (if my recollection of her being denied in 1994 is true). Usually if you get denied tenure you move on pretty quick, I think that means she didn't have any better offers than adjunct teaching at a fourth-rate school*.

*Note this is how Deb has described it, I got a good damn education there and unlike her I have a job.

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Ok, so I googled Robert Service. Imagine my surprise to find that he was, in fact, a celebrated "poet for the comman man."

I still think it's crappy poetry. It's even worse when Deb rewrites it.

The poetry here is much better - maybe you poetry-slam guys will immortalized as well!

 

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