Looks like the work of Dr. Deb...
Get some new material Deb! You are getting to suck at "teh crazy" almost as much as you suck at the Internet.
posted by Sinner @ 6:00 AM
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Don't Hire Dr. Deborah Frisch
Please don't hire Dr. Deborah Frisch, she should not be in contact with youth.
Friday, August 18, 2006
Get some new material Deb! You are getting to suck at "teh crazy" almost as much as you suck at the Internet.
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23 Comments:
The crazee lady who went batfrisch crazee on the London-Deecee flight earlier this week would be a good match for the Debster. 59, full of BDS and not afraid to drop trou.
Well, kids, I think teh crayzee may be winding down. I think teh Frisch lady's lawyer may have actually been able to put a muzzle on her. Teh crayzee has been very, very weak as of late. Crappy poems, goofy imaginary dialogs. Looks like the attacks may be over. Sad times in teh asylum. Our entertainment has reached the final act. All we can hope for is an encore.
I agree, weak
I think we should hang out for one more "teh cycle" and then decide.
One of two things will happen:
1) It will end and I get to write that wrap-up post for future googlers
2) Jeff slaps a fat juicy lawsuit on her and "teh crazy" goes into overtime.
I have no prediction.
blizzardlane~
I dunno...I read that the batfrisch on the London-DC flight wasn't, let's say, "housebroken." Might be a bit of a turn-off, even for Batfrisch D. But, hey, tastes may differ. ;)
blizzardlane~
I dunno...I read that the batfrisch on the London-DC flight wasn't, let's say, "housebroken." Might be a bit of a turn-off, even for Batfrisch Dee. But, hey, tastes may differ. ;)
[Imitating Marine D.I.]
All right you MAGGOTS...LISTEN UP!
[Sprays spittle whilst screaming]
You're DHDers. You're some of the best-trained, snarkiest taunters in the world! You've been trained to engage the enemy and not stop until she's been utterly decimated and demoralized!
[Jabs index finger repeatedly into DHD commenter's chest]
When the going gets tough, THE TOUGH GET BAITING! There is NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!
YOU DISGUST ME! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
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I think that IllinoisRepublican's correct; her "lawbaw" may have finally gotten through to her. (Although I'd dearly like to think otherwise.)
There've been some excellently provocative comments left on her blog over the last 48 hours which have not had the desired effect.
Has teh cycle® forsaken us? Can this be the beginning of the end of DHD?
[Hangs head sadly]
Her new thing seems to be running around the dextrosphere posting that blogger "x" has ophed himself. The latest is Daniel Drezner.
Well, sinner, how 'bout this for an id3a?
Your site has really managed to corral some top-flight baitin' talent; pity for it to go to waste.
Why not expand the charge to snarking at batfrischity of all stripes.
Batfrisch Dee makes a handy focus;
but isn't she more a symptom of a deeper problem on the Left nowa-days?
Jsut ym .20
This morning's Nutcase Gazette:
deci$ion science rox!
The noise to signal ratio in the comments is approaching infinity. [HECKLER: It ain't just the comments, hunnee!]
The bickering, sniping, obscure injokes, close-to-incomprehensibility and utter pointlessness of the posts and comments reminds me of protein wisdom, blackfive, ace of spades, pajamas mediumb and the whole 42nd street cesspool of the blogosphere I stumbled into. Tufts University professor Daniel Drezner should be ashamed of himself for participating in this soft porn/dungeons and dragons consortium. No wonder the University of Chicago fired him!
It's time to get this show back on the road and out of the dippoop (= PG version of dipshit) ditch it's been in for the last six years weeks.
The skirmish with the limp-lobed pissant from colorado was a wake up call for me to stop being a bitter, resentful, underemployed untenured non-tenure trak adjunkt wetback palestinian ni**er psychology migrant professor and take my act up a notch. I need to finish my book, establish myself as a respected expert in decision science, albeit one with very radical political views and an extremely inflammatory conversational style and move on. I'm like Chomsky and Lakoff only unemployed and cuter. And I'm a decision scientist, not a linguist. There's better alignment between my area of expertise and my political views.
I need to tie my professor hat on TIGHT.
Hell, it ain't a hat, it's a helmet that you buckle on like a World War III (using retro WWII equipment) flying ace!!!!
I need to start talking like a professor and achieving the cash flow associated with the ability to articulate and apply an intellectual domain.
deci$ion science rox!
Deborah Frisch, Ph.D.
(phormer) Program Director
Decision, Risk and Management Sciences
Social, Behavioral and Economic Sciences Directorate
National Science Foundation
Arlington, VA 22230
(note: each line of her address links to some NSF Web page except the last, which links to the Arlington National Cemetery.)
I just snuck a look at Deb's; there's may be cause for cautious optimism:
"The skirmish with the limp-lobed pissant from colorado was a wake up call for me to stop being a bitter, resentful, underemployed untenured non-tenure trak adjunkt wetback palestinian ni**er psychology migrant professor and take my act up a notch. I need to finish my book, establish myself as a respected expert in decision science, albeit one with very radical political views and an extremely inflammatory conversational style and move on. I'm like Chomsky and Lakoff only unemployed and cuter."
Perhaps it ain't quite over.
[Dramatic three-quarter closeup shot from underneath of Fatwa, wind ruffling his hair, determined expression on his face, gazing grimly, yet hopefully, into the sunrise]
Rats...Blizzardlane beat me by scant minutes.
Another fake suicide note? Ho hum, how boring.
And yes, teh crazee has been pretty weak tea of late.
I suggest that Sinner (pbuh) let this blog go quiescent for awhile. And meanwhile the rest of us should NOT go to Deb's blog. Just leave it alone. If it's not teh crazee, it's all worthless crap, anyway, so we're not missing anything. Let her hit count dwindle down to nothing. One of two things will happen:
1. It will stay that way, Deb will fade into obscurity leaving us with our memories of the fine comraderie provided by this blog.
or
2. Deb will come to miss the halcyon days when she was the center of attention and her blog was getting inundated with hits, and try to bring those days back by doing something really really stupid and with potential legal ramifications, and then, ta da!, "teh crazee" will be back.
But you take away teh crazee from Deb's blog, and what do you have? Not much. Just the AOLspeak meanderings of a disturbed woman with the emotional maturity of an 11-year-old girl.
She's not cuter than chomsky. And, her hat is already on waaaaaay to tight.
Give her a couple of hours. She'll find some poor marine somewhere to malign. Some unfortunate professor to attack. Some blogger to whatt all over.
The point is, she's a functioning insane person. She can't help herself.
I need to finish my book, establish myself as a respected expert in decision science
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's our Deb, delusional as ever. Does she honestly think anybody is going to care about the crap book she's writing?
My guess is that as far as her chosen field is concerned, Deb's pretty much unemployable. Of course, that's what you get when you burn all your bridges.
"obscure in-jokes"...she doesn't even get the ones that are in plain sight.
"utter pointlessness of posts"...can't argue there.
"Deci$ion"...she's down 1 month of her 3 month nest egg +lawyer bills rolling in.Her lawsuit dreams failed.
Yesterday while she was putting out fake suicide notes on the interwebs, I saw at least 2 names of folks that had committed suicide on her blog. Not a good decision for a scientist who wants to be taken seriously.
"I'm not a linguist".. admits that as a word warrior she was whipped.
Still, trust teh cycle. She can't stop, no matter what the lawyer says.
Everytime I think it's over,she pulls something else.
We are the only ones left watching& she will do anything to keep us.
Geez, Unfrisched -
Someone sure frisched in your cornflakes!
Scooter: Scooter here, Kermit. Looks like the teh fizzle® is running behind schedule, Miss Piggy lost her new pet Boo Boo Kitty, Fozzy's depressed and can only say one "waka", the rats are on strike and we can't find Rizzo, and Animal ate his cymbols... again.
Kermit: AAAAH! Okay, okay. Here's what we do. Bump teh funny® ahead of teh crazy® and we'll leave the dance number in place. Have Rowlf talk to Fozzy and get his other "waka" back. Send the Chickens to break up the strike and have Camilla find Rizzo. Borrow the cymbols from the orchestra and make sure Janice watches Animal.
Scooter: Uh... what about Boo Boo Kitty?
Kermit: AAAAAH!
Did you all catch the attacks on Dan Drezner? Mind you, he was denied tenure at Chicago...and dealt with that like a grown up. Then, a few months later, Tufts offers him a TENURED (not tenure-track) position.
So alls well that ends well for Dr. Drezner.
Dear old Debbie, on the other hand, attacks Dr. Drezner---even going so far as to make snide comments about Chicago "scraping off" Drezner.
What a jealous, mixed up woman. And let's face it: cruel besides. Fortunately, Dr. Drezner is doing great...
Dr. Frisch is doing....
Hmmm.
You know, she could get that book published -- if she has any money left after the lawyers fees.
She should try Lulu - self publishing!
Deb - here's your link
http://www.lulu.com/
She wants to know who sent her comment spam on Ativan.
Really, who wouldn't?
You know, I'm really beginning to dislike this Deborah Frisch person.
Arizona wouldn't give Drezner the time of day!
So what's with Deb making goo-goo eyes at Drezner now? Did he say something she didn't like? Or does the mere thought of a "conservative" (in Deb's eyes) getting a juicy tenured position while she and her unacknowledged genius moulders, unemployed, in a trailer house in Oregon just rankle her to no end?
I wonder how much of her crazee is a function of a warped and perverted sense of entitlement?
Ok, so I googled Robert Service. Imagine my surprise to find that he was, in fact, a celebrated "poet for the comman man."
I still think it's crappy poetry. It's even worse when Deb rewrites it.
The poetry here is much better - maybe you poetry-slam guys will immortalized as well!
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