Thursday, August 17, 2006

Everyone loves traffic stats!

DHD had actually had more hits then casa "teh crazy" every day since August 8th.

[Maxwell Smart] Missed it by THAT much [/Maxwell Smart]

Remove August 8th, and we beat her every day since August 3rd.

Thanks to all the contributors, the folks aren't coming to see my stuff, that's for sure.

Oh and by the way...



At 7:37 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...


I'm not...late for...Act One of...this week's teh crazy®, am I?


Oh, my.

As I focus my Atomic CarzySocpe™ on Frischville, it appears that things there are rather quiet.

Too quiet, if you ask me. Didn't the nice man in the can deliver this week's allotment from the WTF Distillery? Have the toys done an intervention?? Has she come to her senses???

(Okay...just kidding with that last one.)


I still trust teh cycle®, but I'm having a moment of doubt. Am I becoming apostate?

By the way, if any of you commented as "Denise Denton" and/or "Irish Whiskey", you owe me a new pair of trousers. Sheesh...put up a disclaimer or something, will ya?

We may have collectively stumbled onto Deb's "special gift": she brings out teh funny in others.


Joe (from a previous thread):

Actually, I think you started it with your new lyrics to Oh Susanna.

Oh, that's swell, pally...blame the victim. That's playing her game; Fatwa don't do that. I mean "dat".

At 7:38 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Sorry...didn't mean to be rude.

Top o' the evening, Sinner!

At 7:42 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Didn't miss anything.

Except maybe a "teh crazy" leak when she posted something stupid to Vodkapundit.

Rude? I said "open thread"... No worries mate.

At 7:49 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hey, Sinner -

Thanks for the update re VodkaPundit.

I look at an open thread like an open house. And when a guy's been a gracious host repeatedly, it's a bit unmannerly to not at least say "hey" when you come by yet again to hang out.

At 8:01 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

has anyone heard any news about how the court date on the 15th went?

At 8:08 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

Should we let her know she's have to mispronounce "faux" for it to sound anything like "fox"?

At 8:10 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Sulla -

I've seen nothing; I'd imagine "lawbaws" for both parties have cautioned them against discussing the matter.

Which would at least account for nada from JG.

Gotta tell you again, man "Debbie at the Blog" was a freakin' terrific parody. You've set a new standard here at DHD.

Ya lousy, dadblamed resser-fresser...

At 8:15 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Last Hour 65

Her hits are suffering.

At 8:20 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


I keed, I keed! We just need more teh crazy®... for me to POOP ON!

At 8:33 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Ok, linked DHD at my BRAND NEW BLOG

That's it on the blog, nothing else. Honestly, I say pretty much everything right here.

Uhm, when I'm not, mmm, you know, sockpuppeting Demented Deb.

At 8:34 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Joe -

"Jabberwocky" has been one of my favorites since I was a kid; I appreciated a knowing parody.

The last band I was involved with in Los Angeles (lived there from '85 until April, '04) was a funk band which did "unexpected" cover tunes. One of which was the Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit", which I wanted to do just so the bass player could rap "Jabberwocky" in its entirety in the middle.

At 8:57 PM, Blogger Eri said...

Good evenin y'all.

As I was out grocery shopping with my family and contemplating what to do tonight, I had a realization. I realized I was more excited about sitting down here to read about the Professor of Psycho and you all's witty commentary than sitting down to watch an evening of fine television. Is it wrong that I've come to enjoy the pure entertainment value of this woman's mental instability? Maybe it's not that I enjoy HER so much as I enjoy the fine comedians around here. That's what I'm going to tell myself anyway.

At 9:05 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hey Fatwa,

Yeah, Jabberwocky was one of the first poems I memorized. I especially loved the Muppets' dramatized version, which I think is very appropriate to our current venue with sock puppets and stuffed animals.

We just need to figure out who's Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzy, Gonzo, Animal, and those two old guys in the balcony.

At 9:27 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

...and those two old guys in the balcony.

Statler and Waldorf. I'm calling dibs on Statler.

At 9:37 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

oh, oh, oh -- can I be Camilla the Chicken? She never said much, or actually anything at all, but she was pretty hot for a chicken.

Although, I would never have put up with Gonzo's philandering.

At 9:38 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I'm bucking for Waldorf, then.

But I'm not shaving the top of my head.

At 9:53 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Okay, but I want either Scooter or Rowlf the Dog. Maybe just Scooter, I always did look good with a clipboard.

Ooh, go here to pick out your favorite Muppet. They even have the Jabberwocky, Mome Raths, and the Borogoves.

At 9:57 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

wakka wakka...

At 10:09 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I totally would have dated Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. I just loved the way he would blow up poor Beaker, then snicker about it afterwards.

I bet Dr. Honeydew would have been happy with a hot chicken.

At 10:12 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Thanks much for the kind words, Fatwa! I've always wanted to parodize that poem.

Now to see if we can get Ginsburg's Howl updated to 2006...

At 11:16 PM, Blogger Sulla said...


Jabberwocky was one of the first poems I memorized too. Your rendition was great.

rassen frasser... :)

At 11:33 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Thanks Sulla,

Seriously, though, Quongo the Wild Mountain Gorilla?

Love the expression! How'd that Dean Howl go? Yeearrgh!

At 12:21 AM, Blogger Sulla said...


Well, my blog is called rant-monkey. :)

At 5:36 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Should we change from "Tricksey VBSers" to "Sock Muppets"?

At 6:58 AM, Blogger Timothy said...

I want to be Gonzo.

At 7:09 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Well, if Tim gets Gonzo, then I want Animal or the Swedish Chef.


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