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Don't Hire Dr. Deborah Frisch
Please don't hire Dr. Deborah Frisch, she should not be in contact with youth.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
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Teh First®?
Teh Yay!
Are you baws gonna share?
Or should I just STFU?
S'ok. I be here and stuff
Sorry guys, but the comedy is too much.
nite all.
Well, then I am off to bed as well!
Beer, did they have a trial version?
Never mind, found it. Life is good. DHD'ers are the best. Really and truly, from all the places I have been, you guys rawk...even though you have early bedtimes
Taa Daa. Super Secret Squirrel now. Hee hee hee
Hey, does anyone know what happened to John Henry's blog? Looks like it's been shuttered.
SBH...you still around?
Good Morning Y'all
DEB-Court Countdown Calendar:
Today is a mere 11 days away from Debbie's Lane County showdown. What is going through her Coyote Mind today ?
She has 7 comments up on Finger trail now. Some look real, some have been lifted from other sights as usual.
Good morning sbh and East Siiide!
Just for sbh, a bird-jolting wake up right backatcha.
It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
Where he at, Where he at, Where he at, Where he at
There he go, There he go, There he go, There he go
Peanut butter jelly, Peanut butter jelly, Peanut butter jelly, Peanut butter jelly
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
Now, break it down and freeze
Now, break it down and freeze
Now, break it down and freeze
Now, break it down and freeze
Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe (let's go)
Tic tac toe (you got it)
Tic tac toe (let's ride)
Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style
Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style
Where he at, Where he at, Where he at, Where he at
There he go, There he go, There he go, There he go
Just read through the history of Sven. What a riot!
It's the Helsinki Sweden thread (102 comments).
From the first comment DEB-bile ever made at SJDM on Nov. 4, 1999 in a post called Reply to John Miyamoto:
"Bottomline: When heretics violate alledged principles of rationality, it is often for very good reasons.
She doesn't pop up again until Mar. 2000, Oct. & Nov. 2002. By then she was at NSF. She loooooved writing out her adddress to the other folks!
The next quote is from Jan. 2003. The discussion was on rules breakers. She was beginning to edge toward teh DEB-Vile we know today...
"Are the systematic personality differences between JDMers who think people ought to obey the axioms of EU and those who think that the axioms should go (satisfy) themselves."
My, my. Guess she was still too "institutionized" by that gov't paycheck to say what she really wanted to say.
I'm stopping there for now.
kjoe -
Both a genuine southerner AND a wannabe?
Since you've eaten souse and know how to spell y'all, I have to go with authentic.
There is one final proof, however: where's your NASCAR t-shirt, huh?
Kjoe,
You got the Judds & Mint juleps, that counts as Southern.
However, teh DEEP South, now THAT's Southern!
This rabbit
was born in
early on a
frosty mornin
in Georgia
Look away, look away, look away
Dixie Rabbit
Everything south of the Maxon-Dixon line counts, except Florida. Florida is on it's own.
Mason-Dixon.
Good, you?
kjoe - besides, War Between the States is a pretty good giveaway. The only better one is
[engage Scarlett-mode]
'the late unpleasantness between the States.'
[/Scarlett]
kjoe -
I did -- which, I haven't had a big boy in years and years. Did you ever notice how much his hair is kind of like Reagan's?
You know the old sayin?
The further south you go the further north you get?
burger. big boy burger.
Get yo' minds out of the guttah!
Hola compadres;
Second pint of coffee, 5th cigarette, and all is right with the world.
Coffee break on the ship, listening to my shipmates swapping lies.
Regards;
Wow~~
looks like it was a
busy Frischmas eve
over here...It looks
like I have a lot of
thread-catchin' up to
do...
:)
morning teh!™
When I was a little rabbit in Ga. They were called Shoney's.
In Tx. they were called Kip's.
I never knew what Jonny Carson on the tonight show was talking about when he said "Big Boy".
I never heard of them as Frisch until this July.
kentuckyjoe:
"Sinner-is that why the closer you get to the Ohio river in Kenucky at hotels, they serve sausage links instead of sausage patties? (And God forbid......Goetta!!!!!!!!!!)"
You think that's bad? On Guam and Hawaii, McDonald's serve their egg McMuffins with SPAM.
They're all queer for the stuff out there, from the war.
Regards;
bilgeman~
You hadda mention teh cigs, ay?
::teh sigh::
I'll be back in 5 ;)
cig-rollin' teh™
Kentucky~
Great to meet you!
I envy your brother--my appearance
is a bit more sedentary...My
parents worry when I start struggling with a child-proof
bottle! :)
Yankee~
I'm pleased to be of assistance:
just call me teh anti-Juan Valdez:
"He puts teh coffee in,
I help get it expelled"
nicotine-stained
fingered teh!™
Eww- ice cold spam!
It must come diectly from the can or be fried.
Eww- ice cold spam!
It must come diectly from the can or be fried.
And NO turkey spam!
Mornin' Miss Brenda -
Mornin' Rabbit, Kjoe, Sinner, Bilge, Tim, SFY -
While I'm fryin' up last night's grits in some bacon grease and puttin' on the eggs, here's a little song to get you goin' -
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
A big ol’ snake - snake a snake oh it’s a snake
sorry about the blogger burping on spam
Kentucky,
you mean tihs one?
http://nedralives.blogspot.com/
2006/09/my-blogspot-history.html
p.s. teh!™
Happy a.m., paddy!
kjoe & rabbit -
No SPAM EVEEER! [/joan crawford]
I hate that stuff. It's the kind of thing I buy & hide in the back of the pantry with the creamed corn as the 'only eat when in danger of gnawing off own foot from huger' iron rations. When the astroid strikes, I'm going to have Spam and creamed corn to see us through.
I ran across this song and thought of The Root Beer Stand.
Sinner -
Ok, there you go!
Paddy - it wouldn't appear on my machine. Was it the mushroom or the football one?
I love the badger!
Folks, would you stop talking about SPAM? I'm trying to fix my breakfast here.
paddy~~
Thinkin' of teh root beer peeps...
I was remembering a quote from
Mad-magazine's send-up of the
movie, "Rocky" (1976), and
thought of this quip:
"Banned by...*anarchists*?!
That's like being abandoned
by...*roaches*!"
heh®
teh™
Brenda - mushroom.
Kjoe - they're called Bob's Big Boy out west.
Tim -
heh heh heh
I had an Ohio born friend that cracked me up saying "Leave it lay" for 'let it alone' or 'leave it'.
Now don't even get us statred on "Fixin' to"...... LOL
Ottava -
Good morning! My older son studies Latin, so I've been learning through osmosis.
O' Frischmas Tree, O' Frischmas Tree,
See how the monkey dances!
O' Frischmas Tree, O' Frischmas Tree,
Young children she romances.
We've got your number Dr. Frisch,
Large Marge will find you quite the dish.
O' Frischmas Tree, O' Frischmas Tree,
See how the monkey dances!
Ottavarima,
You are not going to believe this:
One of my dogs has developed a gallstone the size of a GOLF BALL! I saw the xray yesterday. The spacialist was called in.
She's too old for surgery, so they are going to use people medicine to try & dissolve it.
I'm going to the vet now.
See you all later.
Good a.m., otta :)
paddy~~LOL
teh!™
Hi Yoda~~
I just sent an email
to sinner this a.m.
But I haven't heard
back from him yet :(
Yoda~~
I put my email at
tehdebabbey files
under the only
comment under
"Teh Deb's First Blog
Brawl"
Will that help?
007 teh!™
Y~
kewl ;)
~T
expectant teh!™
tim,
I didn't think of checking the alternate email I used for AbbeyWeb until this morning. Heh. There's some good stuff I'm forwarding to you.
X~~
How would teh deb™
put it? Oh yeah~~
merci beaucoup!
(i.e., teh, YAY!™)
Wow, it's really beginning to
feel a lot like frischmas, thx
to a few secret santas...who
shall remain anonymous ;)
Dec 25th excitement teh!™
Thanks for the dog love, y'all.
I just had to go pick up antibiotics. The people medicine may take months to dissolve it.
But the good news is that by taking the meds, no new gallstones will form. She had another dog-patient that was 20 yrs old & it completely dissolved the stones.
I'm telling you, if it wasn't my dog, I'd be laughing my head off over dog gallstones!! Sounds like a Nedra story!
rabbit~~
I send all best 'get well soon'
wishes to the furry friend.
:)
Actually, gang, I have the perfect counterpart to a hearty meal of SPAM.
Lifeboat Emergency rations. It comes in sealed in tinfoil about the size of a half a brick, and it's made out of...stuff. Pretty much grain flour, I guess.
It has little if any taste, and it's about like eating mildly flavored blackboard chalk, only chewier.
Which is pretty funny, when you consider that in a lifeboat situation, you BADLY need drinking water.
But after a week of chewing this crap to stave off the hunger pangs, jumping over the side might not seem too bad a way to go.
Or maybe one would be delirious enough to hallucinate that one is just walking down the street to pick up some chinese take-out and a six pack of ice cold beer.
Regards;
Thanks , Tim.
One more thing & I swear I'll hush about Dog Gallstones.
She originally want to the vet to check her for arthritis. The xrays showed no arthritis at all. She had no gallstone symptoms (throwing up, jaundice). So we caught this on a fluke.
Now my lips are sealed on the subject.
rabbit;
Good news on your pooch.
Although without the surgery, that means you won't have a golf-ball sized gallstone to make into a keyring.
BTW, does your vet do canine sex-change operations?
I've told my Australian Cattle Dog to get a damned job, and even set up an interview for him in the data entry field, (which he blew right off by sleeping through).
Does he work? HELL no! He just lays on my living room floor licking his schlong...and expects me to reward him for his efforts.
I got somethin' for his lazy ass!
Let me know if your vet will do the conversion.
Make him "mah bitch".
Regards;
Bilge,
Sounds like your dog has already won that round.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Mine have picked up bad habits from my cats & they think I'm staff, too.
Goodness! Work is hopping today.
Yoda - did you get your mail thing taken care of? I am so sorry, I didn't even have time to tab over and keep up.
Rabbit - It's great the found the problem and he can take meds to fix it.
bilgeman - you aren't fooling anyone, you know. We know you love the lazy bum. Softie.
rabbit:
Perhaps, the battle has just been joined.
Your point about cats is quite true, We also have three of 'em.
(Side bar...if you do own a cat, open a can of turkey SPAM and watch 'em come a-runnin'...draw yer own conclusions)
I told my bum of a dog that we were getting another cat.
He turned and looked at our bed...the message was quite clear:
"You have room there for ANOTHER one?"
The cats' glareback was also easily divined:
"We'd have room for plenty if they'd get rid of YOU, you feelthy steenking animal!".
Interesting place sometimes, the Chateau Bilge.
Regards;
Yoda~
done. ;)
A bit of news is about to
break.
Woodstein teh!™
BrendaK:
"bilgeman - you aren't fooling anyone, you know. We know you love the lazy bum. Softie."
Yeah...he's swell, I'm just a little jealous about the self-chlong-licking thing.
Funny thing is, we adopted him, and 2 weeks later I was on a containership on the North Europe -East Coast run for a 60-day relief job.
So I split, two weeks later I'm in Rotterdam and call home to the Bilgewife, in passing conversation she tells the dog to get out from under the desk,(ACD's are known as "Velcro Dogs" or "Leg Huggers" since they bond so closely to you).
Same thing happenned when I called home a few days later from Bremerhaven, and again from Felixstowe.
We sail back across the Pond, and I call home when we're in Charleston:
"Yada-yada-yada...fuckin' dog...blah-blah-blah"
And again in Houston, where I signed off.
At that point, I reckoned that the adoption was a success...he was ours and we were his.
Regards;
Need some help choosing a new avatar.
This one?
This one?
To quote Washington Post editor
Ben Bradlee:
"Run that baby!"
teh!™
morning all.
new thread.
don't spend it all in one place.
Oooooh! You mean FRED!
I vote Mertz
One Biletnikoff, one Mertz, no Gwynne.
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