Please don't hire Dr. Deborah Frisch, she should not be in contact with youth.
posted by Cthulhu @ 10:07 PM
Teh First®?Teh Yay!
Hose gmail is freaking out right now. Trying ot send.
Are you baws gonna share? Or should I just STFU?
S'ok. I be here and stuff
Sorry guys, but the comedy is too much.
Well, then I am off to bed as well!
Beer, did they have a trial version?
Never mind, found it. Life is good. DHD'ers are the best. Really and truly, from all the places I have been, you guys rawk...even though you have early bedtimes
in your mail
Taa Daa. Super Secret Squirrel now. Hee hee hee
Hey, does anyone know what happened to John Henry's blog? Looks like it's been shuttered.
Hey, hey, hi everybody! I'm...here....(sigh)Everybody's gone to bed...already......again...
I was sorry to hear that Hose had a painful day.
SBH...you still around?
Good Morning Y'allDEB-Court Countdown Calendar: Today is a mere 11 days away from Debbie's Lane County showdown. What is going through her Coyote Mind today ?
She has 7 comments up on Finger trail now. Some look real, some have been lifted from other sights as usual.
BrendaK - I missed singing the goodnight song last night so, just for you, I'll do a good morning song before going to sleep.AhemWay up in the skythe little birds fly.Way down in the nestthe little birds rest.With a wing on their leftand a wing on their right,the little birds sleepall through the night.SHHH! YOU'LL WAKE THE DAMN BIRDS!!The sun comes upthe dew falls awayGood morning, good morningthe little birds say.
Have a good day today, gerbils! Keep yourselves safe.
Good morning sbh and East Siiide!Just for sbh, a bird-jolting wake up right backatcha.It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly timeWhere he at, Where he at, Where he at, Where he atThere he go, There he go, There he go, There he goPeanut butter jelly, Peanut butter jelly, Peanut butter jelly, Peanut butter jellyDo the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut butter jelly with a baseball batNow, break it down and freezeNow, break it down and freezeNow, break it down and freezeNow, break it down and freezeNow tic tac toe (uh-huh)Tic tac toe (let's go)Tic tac toe (you got it)Tic tac toe (let's ride)Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your styleNow, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your styleWhere he at, Where he at, Where he at, Where he atThere he go, There he go, There he go, There he go
Good morning Ladies and Germs. How'ze everyone today?Brenda-do I appear genuinely southern, and a southern wannabe fake like Heau?
Mornin East Siiiiide!
Good morning Miss SFY. How are ya today?
Just read through the history of Sven. What a riot!
g'mornin Mr. KJoe, I'm peachy-keen. How bout you?
Ohhh, what thread is it in? I was skipping around...looks like I missed a lot of teh funny last night.
I'd like to see that thread too.
It's the Helsinki Sweden thread (102 comments).
From the first comment DEB-bile ever made at SJDM on Nov. 4, 1999 in a post called Reply to John Miyamoto: "Bottomline: When heretics violate alledged principles of rationality, it is often for very good reasons.She doesn't pop up again until Mar. 2000, Oct. & Nov. 2002. By then she was at NSF. She loooooved writing out her adddress to the other folks!The next quote is from Jan. 2003. The discussion was on rules breakers. She was beginning to edge toward teh DEB-Vile we know today... "Are the systematic personality differences between JDMers who think people ought to obey the axioms of EU and those who think that the axioms should go (satisfy) themselves."My, my. Guess she was still too "institutionized" by that gov't paycheck to say what she really wanted to say.I'm stopping there for now.
kjoe -Both a genuine southerner AND a wannabe?Since you've eaten souse and know how to spell y'all, I have to go with authentic.There is one final proof, however: where's your NASCAR t-shirt, huh?
LOL just finished reading the history of Sven...choked on my coffee...that is too funny!
I don't have a t-shirt darlin. I have the stickers all over my car. My car looks like a giant bottle of tide dishwashing detergent (the one waiting in the garage to come out now and again and roar around the neighborhood. Not the meek little Mitsubuishi.)Besides, now that I think about it, does Kentucky really count as southern? We never really did make up our mind during the War Between the States You Know. BOTH presidents (Davis and Lincoln) were born here.
Kjoe, You got the Judds & Mint juleps, that counts as Southern. However, teh DEEP South, now THAT's Southern! This rabbit was born in early on a frosty mornin in Georgia
Look away, look away, look awayDixie Rabbit
Everything south of the Maxon-Dixon line counts, except Florida. Florida is on it's own.
Howdy Rabbit, how are ya?
BrendaK-My red haired goddess friend, did you notice the avatar from the well known restaurant chain (mostly in the south), which shares a name with our Deb?
kjoe - besides, War Between the States is a pretty good giveaway. The only better one is [engage Scarlett-mode]'the late unpleasantness between the States.'[/Scarlett]
kjoe -I did -- which, I haven't had a big boy in years and years. Did you ever notice how much his hair is kind of like Reagan's?
Fine thank you, ma'am/sir. (haven't been on the board long enought to know everyone's identity except those disclosed in avatars or names....)
You know the old sayin?The further south you go the further north you get?
burger. big boy burger.Get yo' minds out of the guttah!
Yep, two pounds of axle grease and all.Or you could say he's a 1950's version of Jimmy Neutron.
Hola compadres; Second pint of coffee, 5th cigarette, and all is right with the world. Coffee break on the ship, listening to my shipmates swapping lies. Regards;
Wow~~looks like it was a busy Frischmas eveover here...It looks like I have a lot ofthread-catchin' up todo...:)morning teh!
When I was a little rabbit in Ga. They were called Shoney's. In Tx. they were called Kip's. I never knew what Jonny Carson on the tonight show was talking about when he said "Big Boy".I never heard of them as Frisch until this July.
Sinner-is that why the closer you get to the Ohio river in Kenucky at hotels, they serve sausage links instead of sausage patties? (And God forbid......Goetta!!!!!!!!!!)
kentuckyjoe:"Sinner-is that why the closer you get to the Ohio river in Kenucky at hotels, they serve sausage links instead of sausage patties? (And God forbid......Goetta!!!!!!!!!!)" You think that's bad? On Guam and Hawaii, McDonald's serve their egg McMuffins with SPAM. They're all queer for the stuff out there, from the war. Regards;
bilgeman~You hadda mention teh cigs, ay?::teh sigh::I'll be back in 5 ;)cig-rollin' teh
Good morning Mr. Tim. Glad to make your acquaintaince. My brother is Tim. My kids call him Uncle Tim, Texas Ranger. (Yes, he does look and act like Chuck Norris, except for the karate, hands will suffice for him.)
Just read the drive-by over at Nedra's...gotta refill the coffee I just sprayed!Merry Frischmas to all! LOL
Bilge-spam on such meals is unimaginable...BUT, after having eaten C rations, MRE's, and such, I kind of like spam, as a meat by itself. Course I am southern, so that has SOMETHING to do with it. Easier to go out on the front porch and get it out the fridge. :)~
Kentucky~Great to meet you! I envy your brother--my appearanceis a bit more sedentary...My parents worry when I start struggling with a child-proof bottle! :)Yankee~I'm pleased to be of assistance:just call me teh anti-Juan Valdez:"He puts teh coffee in,I help get it expelled"nicotine-stained fingered teh!
Eww- ice cold spam!It must come diectly from the can or be fried.
I don't mean to be a nosy irritating newby, but where is nedra's? I know she commented favorably on Deb's site, and Deb was famously hostile to her.
Eww- ice cold spam!It must come diectly from the can or be fried.And NO turkey spam!
Mornin' Miss Brenda -Mornin' Rabbit, Kjoe, Sinner, Bilge, Tim, SFY -While I'm fryin' up last night's grits in some bacon grease and puttin' on the eggs, here's a little song to get you goin' -Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badgerMushroom MushroomBadger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badgerMushroom MushroomBadger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badgerMushroom MushroomBadger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badgerMushroom MushroomBadger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badgerA big ol’ snake - snake a snake oh it’s a snake
sorry about the blogger burping on spam
Kentucky,you mean tihs one? http://nedralives.blogspot.com/2006/09/my-blogspot-history.htmlp.s. teh!
Happy a.m., paddy!
NP KJoe http://nedralives.blogspot.com/I personally like my spam hot from the skillet to Rabbit.Did you ever have canned corned beef? Mmmmm.
kjoe & rabbit -No SPAM EVEEER! [/joan crawford]I hate that stuff. It's the kind of thing I buy & hide in the back of the pantry with the creamed corn as the 'only eat when in danger of gnawing off own foot from huger' iron rations. When the astroid strikes, I'm going to have Spam and creamed corn to see us through.
I ran across this song and thought of The Root Beer Stand.
Sinner -Ok, there you go!
SFY,What part of PA were you from?I greww up there.
Paddy - it wouldn't appear on my machine. Was it the mushroom or the football one?I love the badger!
Corned beef as in corned beef hash? awesome stuff.Oddly enough, I found Nedra's site off of the Wicked Witch of the West's site. The comment section about the piece of real estate that should be a Wal-Mart. Casa Crazee.Wait, we need to build a Frisch's Big Boy there. Car hops and everything. Deb could be the Head I mean Chief Car Hop!
Folks, would you stop talking about SPAM? I'm trying to fix my breakfast here.
paddy~~Thinkin' of teh root beer peeps...I was remembering a quote fromMad-magazine's send-up of the movie, "Rocky" (1976), and thought of this quip:"Banned by...*anarchists*?! That's like being abandoned by...*roaches*!"heh®teh
Brenda - mushroom.Kjoe - they're called Bob's Big Boy out west.
Tim - heh heh heh
Hawk, Did the corned beef reference give me away? I'm from Lancaster, still have some family there...most have passed away though. Lots a friends though.
No,I was lurking last night and read a comment by you.I'm in the same boat. Born and raised in Williamsport PA (Home of the LLWS) but I'm retiring here in NC after the military.
If you had said you need to "red" up your kitchen after cooking corned beef instead of cleaning it, that would have given you away right down to Lancaster.
Yup, Hawk...it's beautiful up there. I spent a lot of time up near there one summer while my husband surveyed the prison (he's a land surveyor).
ah the VBS gerbils. not only very funny, but quite instructive as well. taxes, air tanks, blogger templates.joe, brenda, paddy, and pet: thanks for the avatar show! (hawk, i'm disappointed that yours aren't showing up!) and paddy: homeric dreams . . . you said you didn't know anything about italian poetry!tim: glad to see someone's still imbibing the root beer.sbh and brenda: thanks for the good morning songs.g'morning all!
[engage Scarlett-mode]'the late unpleasantness between the States.'[/Scarlett]how 'bout "the war of northern aggression"?anybody up for some frito pie?
Good talking to you.Got to get back to work.Have a good day.
I had an Ohio born friend that cracked me up saying "Leave it lay" for 'let it alone' or 'leave it'.Now don't even get us statred on "Fixin' to"...... LOL
LOL Hawk, I still stay - OK who's turn is it to "red" off the table?! So do my kids. I was an adult before I realised people didn't know what I was talking about!
stay = sayBye Hawk
Mornin' Hawk and OttaVarina (Inna Godda Davida Hunney)(sorry, couldn't help myself.) Brain does that sporadically.
Ottava -Good morning! My older son studies Latin, so I've been learning through osmosis.
kj: there you go again! forcing me to turn on the iron butterfly while i get dressed.i usually like to start my mornings with something a bit less raucous. like barry manilow.
Otta-I sent you animal mail. Well, mail about animals.
O' Frischmas Tree, O' Frischmas Tree,See how the monkey dances!O' Frischmas Tree, O' Frischmas Tree,Young children she romances.We've got your number Dr. Frisch,Large Marge will find you quite the dish.O' Frischmas Tree, O' Frischmas Tree,See how the monkey dances!
Otta - Noooooo! LOL
Morning AllBrenda,are you still here?
Ottavarima, You are not going to believe this:One of my dogs has developed a gallstone the size of a GOLF BALL! I saw the xray yesterday. The spacialist was called in. She's too old for surgery, so they are going to use people medicine to try & dissolve it. I'm going to the vet now.See you all later.
Mornin' Paddy! How are you Sire?
Too funny Paddy
paddy: a latin scholar! now there's someone you don't meet every day.caveo, cavere, cavi, cautum (what the gerbils do with the frisch).and please don't start typing latin at me, because i don't remember any. still have my books, though (had to take two years in high school).
rabbit!!i'll be praying for your sweet pup today.thank GOD for modern medicine and good vets.
Oh no, good luck rabbit...I hope it works. That's just awful!
Hello Yoda. How are you?
large marge!ha!gets me every time. every time someone says it, i see peewee in the truck with her on that dark, lonely road to the alamo.
Morning JoeIt's a little cool here. Are you in Ffort?
Good a.m., otta :)paddy~~LOLteh!
over and out!y'all have fun.
TimNeed to get a message to you. Brenda has my email but I can't find her. Can I send it to anyone else so that it can be forwarded?
Hi Yoda, cool here, misting rain earlier, when I came in. Hope it at least clears up.
Actually KJoe, in ref to the corned beef...up there we make corned beef salad. It's just like tuna salad, but instead of canned tuna you use canned corned beef. Looks nasty, but tastes yummy. Ok, I won't say another word about canned meat.
Bye Otta,Have a great day!
Hi Yoda~~I just sent an emailto sinner this a.m.But I haven't heardback from him yet :(
Yoda~~I put my email attehdebabbey filesunder the only comment under"Teh Deb's First Blog Brawl"Will that help?007 teh!
Good Morning SFYCanned corned beef salad. My family was in the meat packing business for 80 years and even I'm having trouble with that.If you promise not to publish the recipe I'll promise not to tell you how to make SPAM.
TimhtanksI'll try it
Y~kewl ;)~Texpectant teh!
[pout]I wanna know some super sekrit squirrel stuff too![/pout]I promise Yoda LOL
SFYI have to clear it through the Minstry of Intel first.
tim,I didn't think of checking the alternate email I used for AbbeyWeb until this morning. Heh. There's some good stuff I'm forwarding to you.
It's OK Yoda.I gotta go anyway, youngest yankee needs to get on the computer a while. Be good and have fun!
X~~How would teh debput it? Oh yeah~~merci beaucoup!(i.e., teh, YAY!)
Wow, it's really beginning to feel a lot like frischmas, thxto a few secret santas...who shall remain anonymous ;)Dec 25th excitement teh!
Thanks for the dog love, y'all. I just had to go pick up antibiotics. The people medicine may take months to dissolve it. But the good news is that by taking the meds, no new gallstones will form. She had another dog-patient that was 20 yrs old & it completely dissolved the stones.I'm telling you, if it wasn't my dog, I'd be laughing my head off over dog gallstones!! Sounds like a Nedra story!
rabbit~~I send all best 'get well soon'wishes to the furry friend. :)
Actually, gang, I have the perfect counterpart to a hearty meal of SPAM. Lifeboat Emergency rations. It comes in sealed in tinfoil about the size of a half a brick, and it's made out of...stuff. Pretty much grain flour, I guess. It has little if any taste, and it's about like eating mildly flavored blackboard chalk, only chewier. Which is pretty funny, when you consider that in a lifeboat situation, you BADLY need drinking water. But after a week of chewing this crap to stave off the hunger pangs, jumping over the side might not seem too bad a way to go. Or maybe one would be delirious enough to hallucinate that one is just walking down the street to pick up some chinese take-out and a six pack of ice cold beer. Regards;
Thanks , Tim.One more thing & I swear I'll hush about Dog Gallstones.She originally want to the vet to check her for arthritis. The xrays showed no arthritis at all. She had no gallstone symptoms (throwing up, jaundice). So we caught this on a fluke.Now my lips are sealed on the subject.
rabbit; Good news on your pooch.Although without the surgery, that means you won't have a golf-ball sized gallstone to make into a keyring. BTW, does your vet do canine sex-change operations? I've told my Australian Cattle Dog to get a damned job, and even set up an interview for him in the data entry field, (which he blew right off by sleeping through). Does he work? HELL no! He just lays on my living room floor licking his schlong...and expects me to reward him for his efforts. I got somethin' for his lazy ass! Let me know if your vet will do the conversion. Make him "mah bitch". Regards;
Bilge, Sounds like your dog has already won that round.Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Mine have picked up bad habits from my cats & they think I'm staff, too.
Goodness! Work is hopping today.Yoda - did you get your mail thing taken care of? I am so sorry, I didn't even have time to tab over and keep up.Rabbit - It's great the found the problem and he can take meds to fix it.bilgeman - you aren't fooling anyone, you know. We know you love the lazy bum. Softie.
rabbit: Perhaps, the battle has just been joined. Your point about cats is quite true, We also have three of 'em.(Side bar...if you do own a cat, open a can of turkey SPAM and watch 'em come a-runnin'...draw yer own conclusions) I told my bum of a dog that we were getting another cat. He turned and looked at our bed...the message was quite clear: "You have room there for ANOTHER one?" The cats' glareback was also easily divined: "We'd have room for plenty if they'd get rid of YOU, you feelthy steenking animal!". Interesting place sometimes, the Chateau Bilge. Regards;
BrendaThanks, I did. Check your mail
Yoda~done. ;)A bit of news is about to break.Woodstein teh!
BrendaK:"bilgeman - you aren't fooling anyone, you know. We know you love the lazy bum. Softie." Yeah...he's swell, I'm just a little jealous about the self-chlong-licking thing. Funny thing is, we adopted him, and 2 weeks later I was on a containership on the North Europe -East Coast run for a 60-day relief job. So I split, two weeks later I'm in Rotterdam and call home to the Bilgewife, in passing conversation she tells the dog to get out from under the desk,(ACD's are known as "Velcro Dogs" or "Leg Huggers" since they bond so closely to you). Same thing happenned when I called home a few days later from Bremerhaven, and again from Felixstowe. We sail back across the Pond, and I call home when we're in Charleston:"Yada-yada-yada...fuckin' dog...blah-blah-blah" And again in Houston, where I signed off. At that point, I reckoned that the adoption was a success...he was ours and we were his. Regards;
Need some help choosing a new avatar.This one?
To quote Washington Post editorBen Bradlee: "Run that baby!"teh!
FredIt's perfect...and no one can say you are hiding your identity.
Or this one?
No FredThe other Fred
morning all.new thread.don't spend it all in one place.
Oooooh! You mean FRED!
I vote Mertz
One Biletnikoff, one Mertz, no Gwynne.
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