Good morning fine Gerbils! [squeak!]
Just how are we this fine morning?
I had this little ditty in my head all morning, so its time to let teh funny out.
Who teh leader of teh club
That is a creepy bitch
D-E-B B-I-E F-R-I-SC-H
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as loathsome as can be
D-E-B B-I-E F-R-I-SC-H
Debbie Frisch! (Beau Payton!)
Debbie Frisch! (Beau Payton!)
Forever let us hold her to account!
TEH! TEH! TEH! TEH!
Come along and fling some poo
The gerbils are on the march!
D-E-B B-I-E F-R-I-SC-H
OPEN THREAD
posted by Sinner @ 5:17 AM
63 comments
63 Comments:
I'll take a stab at it and see if maybe KJoe is at least still here. Couldn't sleep so I decided to see if you Right Coasters were up when the West SIIIIIIEEEEEDDDDDD came in to represent.
Hey, Sinner & Hose -
Eastsiiiiiiide represeeeent, yo!
Sorry if you're having trouble sleeping, Hose. (By the way...has your ministerial title been finalized yet?)
I'm here but am also about to hit the phone; response time may be a bit slow.
Fresh coffee in the bottle hanging from the side of the cage.
Yeah, that's right... I need to post an announcement... I'll get on that later today.
I also see that tim has been nominated for Minister of Intel.
What say da gerbils?
[takes off propeller beanie quickly]
Yeah, its the funny hat people!
DOWN WIT FUNNY HATS!
Yo, Hawk!
You were in rare comedy form last night; I laughed my way through the second half of the long thread.
Tim has been the most dilligent of the DHD-CIA operatives. His page that contains the secret microfilm has been beneficial in eliminating at least one troll so far.
Sinner -
Thumbs-up from me re Tim.
Maintenance did a fine job on the wheel yesterday; we have optimal squeakiness.
I'm glad my family aren't anywhere close to being orthodox Jews; I am so not a hat person.
I think it was a direct attack from a Root Beer drinker myself. They are lurking around here big time and saw he was gerbul friendly
OUt of all the AOL addy's he has, the only one receiving such attacks was the one from A&W. Sounds really fishy to me.
Morning, everyone! I switched to blogger in beta, and now readers are having trouble posting comments on my blog.
Help!
Hawk & Hose -
Don't know enough about that stuff to have a considered opinion yet.
Hose, after you posted your Sitemeter info last night, I checked mine for the first time; looks like Beaubeau came sniffing around my place, too.
Weird, I tells ya.
kjoe -
Talk to Sinner; we've been out of espresso for days. Enjoyed the tune; I love the smell of snark in the morning!
Victoria -
Don't know enough to assist you, but I reckon some other upstanding gerbil might be able to.
Hawk -
[DebMode "on"]
Roy was probably a pedeophile.
[DebMode "off"]
Delete extraneous "e".
Tarnation!
I think everyone who has a working blog post the picture I have up just for little Buttbeau. He has lied about giving up the internet and I can't believe the amount of paranoia and self-righteous sanctimony he is presenting. Exactly just what the hell is he looking for?
KJ:
You mean Hot Dogs?
KJoe -
Isn't souse the stuff to which head cheese can be favorably compared?
What the HELL???
ARE WE AT WAR OR NOT???
This is the result of our government cowtowing to the Left and Liberals and attempting to run a P.C. war!!!!
In the words of that "Path to 9-11" movie, "Are there any men left in Washington? Or are they all cowards?
Hose -
Un-friggin'-believable.
Folks -
Gotta take off to do some errands, including getting my Mom the the airport. See you early this afternoon eastsiiiiiiide time.
the the = to the
Tarnation!
Hose,
Beau has a BLOG? Do Tell...
Fatwa,
TARNATION! I don't know why, but that gets me every dam time.
Negative. I attempted to join the Air Force when I was 19 but they wouldn't take me because received allergy shots when I was 16.
I then was going to join during "The Gulf War" but my brother-in-law who was in the "Night Stalkers" talked me out of it because he said the war would be over before I got out of basic. And now, well I am broken otherwise I would be there. I had spoken to a recruiter after 9-11 and they said I would be better off remaining in my present occupation as I was needed here
Hawk -
Just peeked-in for one last look before I boogie; got your email last night (thanks!) and sent a response.
Gotta git gone.
And I don't want to hear a PR campaign kept us from wiping out the senior management of the Taliban, grasticlly shortening a war and saving further American lives. This is ridiculous. Would this have happened during WWII? This P.C. crap is getting Americans killed daily. Can't shot in a mosque, can't bomb a cemetary. Wouldn't want to get our enemies mad at us. What a load of crapetty crap crap
As for his blog, the links are on the previous thread. Or the one before it near the bottom, from "OnlyHereForThe Beer".
I would never think to save it. It was a joke.
Damn this Beta Blogger. I lose more damn posts with the "Can't complete ou blah blah blah" crap.
I was saying it was time to go get a bowl of "Lucky Charm" before the little Garden Hoses wake up.
They're always after me "Lucky Charms"
B.S. I can't imagine the bravery exhibited by soldiers on a daily basis. It is mond boggling what you guys go/went through.
I am in awe
Speaking of, looks like a huge fire in the Grapevine area about to jump I-5 down in So Cal
DEB-Court Countdown Calendar:
Just 12 more days til Frishmas in Lane County Oregon as DEB-Bile goes before the judge on her 3 counts of stalking & phone harassment.
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Morning to all.
Just when I thought I would go crazee with "You picked a fine time to leave me, Cecile" stuck in my head- now I've got a new theme to hum as I go do my errands.
I missed the name or link to Bobo's site. Could someone repeat it?
Thanks.
The funny part is that he calls us Terrorists" after all the crap he has done. Classic
Morning all! :)
More paperwork here, teh boo!
But I figured that what's a
cult-following website without
a list of the...
TOP TEN CLUES YOU'RE A HARDCORE
DHD-ER:
1) You wonder why your spell-
check keeps flagging 'teh' as
a mistake;
2) Muppet Show re-runs remind
you of DHD.com;
3) Your priest worries why you
spend so much time with a guy
named 'Sinner';
4) You've set all your clocks for
the correct time...in Eugene,
Oregon;
5) You forbid your niece from
riding her tricycle--because
everyone knows that teh cycles
cause teh crayzee!
6) You score tickets to your
favorite team on the 50-yard
line...and the only cheer you
can think of is, 'teh, YAY!"™
7) You petition your local
liquor store to start carrying
WTF vodka™
8) You go out for karaoke with
your friends...and all you can
remember are hosedragger's
parody-lyrics
9) Your spouse informs you that
you were giggling in your sleep
last night, and mumbling, "New
thread! New Thread!"
10) Your reasoning for military
action in Iran includes the
premise: "...because we can't
let nukes fall into the hands
of a batfrisch country!"
:D
I was just thinking. Can you guys imagine the thoughts going through the arresting officers minds as they entered "Casa De Freakshow"? You know the place was trashed and probably stunk of rotting food, and human waste.
TIM!!!!! OUTSTANDING!!!
I just spit my who lip full of Cope on the screen. Ewwww... Thanks alot
Some of us never grew up. And I don't care how old you are, it is STILL cool to drive the shiny red truck with all the flashing lights. I still get a kick out of it every time.
You know what cops and firemen have in common?
They both want to be firemen.
I bet she doesn't know that they write down the condition of the inside of the residence and it goes in the police report. It all weighs pretty heavy in court as to state of mind.
So, as I recover and convalesce, I have developed an overwhelming taste for "Lucky Charms" and frosty chocolate milkshakes. Is that bad?
Chicks dig firemen. Just look at Frischenstein's obsession with me. And she's a batshit crazy dyke.
Ewwwwww...just grossed myself out again. And after I just cleaned up the Cope
See ya Hawk
Thx HoseD, hawk :)
teh!™
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I have chosen who I want to be president in 2008. I will actively campaign for him. He is the only man that can see us through this war and rid the world of Liberalism and the ACLU.
See if you don't agree
Jeep...sweeeeeet
Just viewed Hosedragger's link. That is literally almost unbelievable. Apparently if the leaders of the Taliban and al-Qa'idah hold all their meetings in cemeteries from now on, they'll be immune from harm, unless one of them bangs his knee on a tombstone or something.
News reports aren't always accurate. I can only hope there was some rational explanation for this that got left out of the article.
KJ...too funny
Or in Liberalized Ebonics..."Wut up dawg!!!
Which homepage KJ?
http://jackburnslives.com/blog/?p=64
Remember, you are nothing but a terorist for visiting there
Good morning all, again!
Fatwa seems to hint that my avatar might be a touch...sweet. Sickly sweet. I can't imagine what he's talking about.
kjoe - I have not, so far, had souse inflicted on me. I had heard bad things about it, of course. So, like the ultimate very bad meal: souse, head cheese & haggis. Washed down with Thunderbird.
Hose -
I committed my first act of terrorism today and went to that site.
I don't like his politics, sure, but mostly I just don't like him.
Am I still a terrorist if I just don't like him? I am so confused as to my label.
I meant my first act of terrorism today, not ever. I terrorize things and people on a regular basis.
My tv is seriously intimidated by me.
Thanks, sfy. I changed it over again, but hugs will be back when you leeeeeast expect it!
kjoe - did you know that if you mix 7-up with Thunderbird it makes a quite acceptable substitute for champaigne? I know that because I read the back of the bottle. (I bought it as a gag gift for my dad when he lived in Arizona. He still threatens to make T-Bird Campaigne every Christmas.)
Kjoe:
This explains it all
Read the labels.
Thunderbird: Serve Cold
Night Train: Serve Very Cold
Mornin Bren
The leaders of Iran, Syria and North Korea are meeting with Castro in Cuba. I suppose that it isn't P.C. to take them out either, right?
They are meeting to define "terrorism"
That's like Debbie defining Harrassment and Stalking
Morning, Hose! and say pass a 'Hey' along to your Hoselets. More Lucky Charms, please.
Your link leads back to this page, BTW.
hose -
I find it very suspicious that you know what the labels for both say just-like-that.
You're not...not...drinking that swill, are you [horrified expression]? Please, someone get the man some WTF Vodka right away! It's an emergency!
Hmmm...
http://www.whois.net/whois.cgi2?d=jackburnslives.com
New thread
Hose,
That WHOIS only means the Beau set the site up, not that he actually is "Jack Burns".
I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
And, yes, Kellogs (sugared) Corn Flakes. I may never actually grow up.
I'm over at the new thread talking to myself. What gives?
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