Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Good morning fine Gerbils! [squeak!]

Just how are we this fine morning?

I had this little ditty in my head all morning, so its time to let teh funny out.

Who teh leader of teh club
That is a creepy bitch

D-E-B B-I-E F-R-I-SC-H

Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as loathsome as can be

D-E-B B-I-E F-R-I-SC-H

Debbie Frisch! (Beau Payton!)

Debbie Frisch! (Beau Payton!)

Forever let us hold her to account!
TEH! TEH! TEH! TEH!

Come along and fling some poo
The gerbils are on the march!

D-E-B B-I-E F-R-I-SC-H


OPEN THREAD

114 Comments:

At 5:23 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I'll take a stab at it and see if maybe KJoe is at least still here. Couldn't sleep so I decided to see if you Right Coasters were up when the West SIIIIIIEEEEEDDDDDD came in to represent.

 
At 5:30 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hey, Sinner & Hose -

Eastsiiiiiiide represeeeent, yo!

Sorry if you're having trouble sleeping, Hose. (By the way...has your ministerial title been finalized yet?)

I'm here but am also about to hit the phone; response time may be a bit slow.

Fresh coffee in the bottle hanging from the side of the cage.

 
At 5:31 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"Hawk -

Amish mortars - did you mean this or this?"

Paddy,

You and Sinner keep making with the jokes about our theory and we might have to start considering whether you guys might be part of the conspiracy.

Wait, “mortars”, Free “Mason”!!!

OMG, are they all in on this? This could go to the very core of our most beloved funny-hat wearing American Organizations!

Hey Hose

 
At 5:32 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Yeah, that's right... I need to post an announcement... I'll get on that later today.

I also see that tim has been nominated for Minister of Intel.

What say da gerbils?

 
At 5:32 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Morning Fatwa

 
At 5:33 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Holy Crap are all of you West Coasters up early?

 
At 5:33 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

[takes off propeller beanie quickly]

Yeah, its the funny hat people!

DOWN WIT FUNNY HATS!

 
At 5:34 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Yo, Hawk!

You were in rare comedy form last night; I laughed my way through the second half of the long thread.

 
At 5:35 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Tim has been the most dilligent of the DHD-CIA operatives. His page that contains the secret microfilm has been beneficial in eliminating at least one troll so far.

 
At 5:37 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Sinner -

Thumbs-up from me re Tim.

Maintenance did a fine job on the wheel yesterday; we have optimal squeakiness.

I'm glad my family aren't anywhere close to being orthodox Jews; I am so not a hat person.

 
At 5:39 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Thanks Fatwa,

But I missed the serious stuf. What did you all make of Sven and the IP attacks? It makes you wonder back to JG and all.

 
At 5:40 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I think it was a direct attack from a Root Beer drinker myself. They are lurking around here big time and saw he was gerbul friendly

 
At 5:41 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

OUt of all the AOL addy's he has, the only one receiving such attacks was the one from A&W. Sounds really fishy to me.

 
At 5:43 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
D-E-B-B-I-E-S-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
D-E-B-B-I-E-S-O-U-S-E

Debbie Souse!

Debbie Souse!

Forever let us hold our Skyy
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the gerbilree!
D-E-B-B-I-E-S-O-U-S-E

Debbie Souse club
We'll have fun
We'll be new faces
High! High! High! High!

We'll do things and
We'll go places
All around the world
We'll go marching

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
D-E-B-B-I-E-S-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
D-E-B-B-I-E-S-O-U-S-E

Debbie Souse!

Debbie Souse!

Forever let us hold our Skyy
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the gerbilree!
D-E-B-B-I-E-S-O-U-S-E

 
At 5:43 AM, Blogger Victoria said...

Morning, everyone! I switched to blogger in beta, and now readers are having trouble posting comments on my blog.

Help!

 
At 5:44 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hawk & Hose -

Don't know enough about that stuff to have a considered opinion yet.

Hose, after you posted your Sitemeter info last night, I checked mine for the first time; looks like Beaubeau came sniffing around my place, too.

Weird, I tells ya.

 
At 5:45 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Fatwa-put some espresso in our whell bottle. That composing drained most of the voltage ou' o' me' we' brain.

 
At 5:47 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Fatwa-*wheel bottle. Sorry, told you the voltage was getting low.

Joe Schmo-There is news out this morning that the flight crew of 5191 was equipped with pre-construction diagrams that did NOT accurately reflect the airport. The plot thickens.

 
At 5:48 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

KJoe,

To the depth that you have just sullied many of my most cherished childhood memories is inexcusable.

How could you dare to compare Debbie with upstanding Souses?

 
At 5:50 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

kjoe -

Talk to Sinner; we've been out of espresso for days. Enjoyed the tune; I love the smell of snark in the morning!

Victoria -

Don't know enough to assist you, but I reckon some other upstanding gerbil might be able to.

 
At 5:53 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hawk -

[DebMode "on"]

Roy was probably a pedeophile.

[DebMode "off"]

 
At 5:54 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Delete extraneous "e".

Tarnation!

 
At 5:55 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Sorry Hawk. I looked the lyrics up, and the song lent itself to what Hosedragger was looking for in the first post. Of course in the south, souse is also a favorite lunch meat made of unmentionables left over from the packing house process, so it's kind of a double entendre,' which is of course what we are looking for.

Sorry! If'n you want me to come up with another, holler!

 
At 5:55 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I think everyone who has a working blog post the picture I have up just for little Buttbeau. He has lied about giving up the internet and I can't believe the amount of paranoia and self-righteous sanctimony he is presenting. Exactly just what the hell is he looking for?

 
At 5:56 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

KJ:

You mean Hot Dogs?

 
At 5:57 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

KJoe -

Isn't souse the stuff to which head cheese can be favorably compared?

 
At 6:01 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Souse is not hot dogs.

You take everything the butcher didn't want. Boil it down in a big ole cast iron pot. Put in gelatin and corn starch to thicken it. And you get leftover pig meat loaf.

Wait mebbe it is a hot dog.

Anyway, hogfarmers say they use everything sep'tin the oink!

 
At 6:03 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

What the HELL???

ARE WE AT WAR OR NOT???

This is the result of our government cowtowing to the Left and Liberals and attempting to run a P.C. war!!!!

In the words of that "Path to 9-11" movie, "Are there any men left in Washington? Or are they all cowards?

 
At 6:09 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hose -

Un-friggin'-believable.

Folks -

Gotta take off to do some errands, including getting my Mom the the airport. See you early this afternoon eastsiiiiiiide time.

 
At 6:09 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

the the = to the

Tarnation!

 
At 6:10 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hose,

We walk a fine line with targeting.

The PR victory in the Afghan theater is as important as tactical victories.

We pass targets all the time.

My bird was shot at DT Baghdad lots of times at night, but you can't return fire unless you know you won't cause collateral damage. ROE!!!

 
At 6:10 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

fatea,

Did you see my e-mail?

 
At 6:11 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Fatwa-you are correct. Country folk love it.

 
At 6:11 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

fatwa

 
At 6:11 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Hose,

Beau has a BLOG? Do Tell...

Fatwa,

TARNATION! I don't know why, but that gets me every dam time.

 
At 6:13 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hawk, have you recovered from my having drug your childhood memory through the mud yet?

Hosedragger-did I see sommers that you were a member of the US military before your present occupation?

(I think it's funny Dr. Deb misspelled your name to Hosedagger. There is so much you can do with that........)

 
At 6:15 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

KJoe,

I couldn't stay upset at a guy that uses RLee's picture as his Avatar!

 
At 6:18 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hawk-if you remember the last scene of "Full Metal Jacket" they sing "Mickey Mouse."

Actually I was Army, but there are no good, mean pictures of Army DI's that I know of. Plus everyone knows who R Lee is.

 
At 6:22 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Okay,

There are still good soldiers to use as avatars though.

This is one of my favorite soldiers to the right. Audie was a great American. I relate to him because he came from dirt poor farmers too.

 
At 6:24 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

RLee stays very busy for all the services though. He is definately another great American!

 
At 6:26 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Negative. I attempted to join the Air Force when I was 19 but they wouldn't take me because received allergy shots when I was 16.

I then was going to join during "The Gulf War" but my brother-in-law who was in the "Night Stalkers" talked me out of it because he said the war would be over before I got out of basic. And now, well I am broken otherwise I would be there. I had spoken to a recruiter after 9-11 and they said I would be better off remaining in my present occupation as I was needed here

 
At 6:27 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Audie Murphy was the most decorated soldier in American history wasn't he? The Very Greatest of the Greatest Generation-and probably hated by the very people we discuss on here, such as Heau and the Good Doctor.

 
At 6:27 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hawk -

Just peeked-in for one last look before I boogie; got your email last night (thanks!) and sent a response.

Gotta git gone.

 
At 6:28 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

And I don't want to hear a PR campaign kept us from wiping out the senior management of the Taliban, grasticlly shortening a war and saving further American lives. This is ridiculous. Would this have happened during WWII? This P.C. crap is getting Americans killed daily. Can't shot in a mosque, can't bomb a cemetary. Wouldn't want to get our enemies mad at us. What a load of crapetty crap crap

 
At 6:30 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

As for his blog, the links are on the previous thread. Or the one before it near the bottom, from "OnlyHereForThe Beer".

I would never think to save it. It was a joke.

 
At 6:30 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hosedragger-doesn't get any braver than a Fireman, Sir. Salute!

My service was back during the Jimmah Carter days, so I never left CONUS.

 
At 6:31 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Yeah KJoe,

We say the most "Highly" decorated soldier. I have more ribbons and awards than does the great LT Murphy. But mine don't go above a BSM. His start there and go up to the MOH.

 
At 6:32 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"Hosedragger-doesn't get any braver than a Fireman, Sir. Salute!
"

Second that!

 
At 6:33 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Damn this Beta Blogger. I lose more damn posts with the "Can't complete ou blah blah blah" crap.

I was saying it was time to go get a bowl of "Lucky Charm" before the little Garden Hoses wake up.

They're always after me "Lucky Charms"

 
At 6:34 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

B.S. I can't imagine the bravery exhibited by soldiers on a daily basis. It is mond boggling what you guys go/went through.

I am in awe

 
At 6:35 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Speaking of, looks like a huge fire in the Grapevine area about to jump I-5 down in So Cal

 
At 6:36 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

DEB-Court Countdown Calendar:

Just 12 more days til Frishmas in Lane County Oregon as DEB-Bile goes before the judge on her 3 counts of stalking & phone harassment.

___________________________________

Morning to all.

Just when I thought I would go crazee with "You picked a fine time to leave me, Cecile" stuck in my head- now I've got a new theme to hum as I go do my errands.

I missed the name or link to Bobo's site. Could someone repeat it?
Thanks.

 
At 6:37 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Damn HoseDragger!!!!! "Before the little Hosedraggers get up!" That's funny! Now I have to clean my monitor and keyboard off from spewing coffee all over the place! Enjoy their small stature and young age. Mine are now in MS and I still have no idea how they got there-just yesterday I was getting up at night and mixing up formula bottles!

 
At 6:38 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I don't know it rabbit.

Not sure you'd want to go there after what they've been saying about IP attacks and Beau stalking.

 
At 6:42 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

The funny part is that he calls us Terrorists" after all the crap he has done. Classic

 
At 6:43 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.......four hundred children and a crop in the fields...I've had some high times, I've had some slime times, but this time you've got me shorthaired......you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille........"

(Time for steroids to develop the deep voice my dad had that I never have had.)

Hose-Time to bring out the helicopter buckets!

 
At 6:45 AM, Blogger tim said...

Morning all! :)

More paperwork here, teh boo!
But I figured that what's a
cult-following website without
a list of the...

TOP TEN CLUES YOU'RE A HARDCORE
DHD-ER:

1) You wonder why your spell-
check keeps flagging 'teh' as
a mistake;

2) Muppet Show re-runs remind
you of DHD.com;

3) Your priest worries why you
spend so much time with a guy
named 'Sinner';

4) You've set all your clocks for
the correct time...in Eugene,
Oregon;

5) You forbid your niece from
riding her tricycle--because
everyone knows that teh cycles
cause teh crayzee!

6) You score tickets to your
favorite team on the 50-yard
line...and the only cheer you
can think of is, 'teh, YAY!"™

7) You petition your local
liquor store to start carrying
WTF vodka™

8) You go out for karaoke with
your friends...and all you can
remember are hosedragger's
parody-lyrics

9) Your spouse informs you that
you were giggling in your sleep
last night, and mumbling, "New
thread! New Thread!"

10) Your reasoning for military
action in Iran includes the
premise: "...because we can't
let nukes fall into the hands
of a batfrisch country!"

:D

 
At 6:46 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Guys,

I gotta switch off the Internet button or I aint gonna finish this work.

You all have a great day. KJoe a Hooah to you and Hose, BS right back at ya.
Side story. My unit adopted a street close to where I work. We take names of children of poor families there and put together Christmas Bags for them. We try to be sensitive to parents wishes about the kind of toy, ethnicity, no war-toys etc. When you ask the little boys what kind of action figures they want, they all say rescue or fireman guys.

Every kid wants to grow up to be a fireman.

 
At 6:47 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I was just thinking. Can you guys imagine the thoughts going through the arresting officers minds as they entered "Casa De Freakshow"? You know the place was trashed and probably stunk of rotting food, and human waste.

 
At 6:48 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

lol tim

 
At 6:49 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

A dog in the freezer.

 
At 6:49 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

TIM!!!!! OUTSTANDING!!!

I just spit my who lip full of Cope on the screen. Ewwww... Thanks alot

 
At 6:50 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hose-Camp Kacinzky?

Man Oh Man. They'd need an industrial grade blower. Maybe even a flamethrower. And very definitely a riot shotgun for the rats.

 
At 6:52 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Some of us never grew up. And I don't care how old you are, it is STILL cool to drive the shiny red truck with all the flashing lights. I still get a kick out of it every time.

You know what cops and firemen have in common?

They both want to be firemen.

 
At 6:52 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I hope they show up and shoot her in the gut with one of those bean bag thingies.

Oh I made myself laugh.

 
At 6:53 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I bet she doesn't know that they write down the condition of the inside of the residence and it goes in the police report. It all weighs pretty heavy in court as to state of mind.

 
At 6:54 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hose-I want one of those things on the front of my car that you guys have on the front of your engines. You know, the shiny chrome thing that spins with the red lights. It sort of puts you in a hypnotic state. I could think of a thousand and one uses for that!

I'm not so sure about the cops though. My brother is a retired cop, and I know he had a blast, but then again he is evil and grew horns over time. Which is probably why he is still sane.

 
At 6:55 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

So, as I recover and convalesce, I have developed an overwhelming taste for "Lucky Charms" and frosty chocolate milkshakes. Is that bad?

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I'll see you all later.

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Only for your waist. But who's counting?

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Chicks dig firemen. Just look at Frischenstein's obsession with me. And she's a batshit crazy dyke.

 
At 6:57 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Ewwwwww...just grossed myself out again. And after I just cleaned up the Cope

 
At 6:57 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hawk-Have a Great Day Sir!

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

See ya Hawk

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger tim said...

Thx HoseD, hawk :)

teh!™

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I have chosen who I want to be president in 2008. I will actively campaign for him. He is the only man that can see us through this war and rid the world of Liberalism and the ACLU.

See if you don't agree

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Mornin' all!

Tim - Awesome Top Ten!

Yesterday, I was waiting to pull out on the Hwy with my son (in my Jeep btw Hose LOL), when I caught an opening, I gunned it and said,"teh, YAY!™". My son looked over asked, "what?"...I just laughed, he already thinks I'm crazy.

 
At 7:08 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Jeep...sweeeeeet

 
At 7:10 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

'Morning Southern and Tim, glad to meet you (hope I'm not being too forward.)

Hose, since you're forwarding links, here is a link where some of our dubious opponents draw their ideas and support:

http://thepeoplescube.com/

 
At 7:11 AM, Blogger Infidel753 said...

Just viewed Hosedragger's link. That is literally almost unbelievable. Apparently if the leaders of the Taliban and al-Qa'idah hold all their meetings in cemeteries from now on, they'll be immune from harm, unless one of them bangs his knee on a tombstone or something.

News reports aren't always accurate. I can only hope there was some rational explanation for this that got left out of the article.

 
At 7:18 AM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Hose - LOL he even has a kidspage!

KJoe - Nice ta' meet-cha, weren't we ever properly introduced?

 
At 7:18 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

KJ...too funny

 
At 7:27 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Southern Fried Yankee-No Sir, don't believe so. Nice to meet 'ya.

Or in Kentucky-ized Russian, khorosho poznikomat svami.

 
At 7:30 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Or in Liberalized Ebonics..."Wut up dawg!!!

 
At 7:35 AM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Thnx KJoe, but I'm a Maam. Guess it's hard to tell in my picture.

That link is too funny!

The only russian I know is what my sister taught me when I was a kid, she took 4 yrs of it in HS...

Ya neez niyou nichievo - I have no idea how to spell it, which is fitting because it's supposed to mean: I know nothing.

 
At 7:38 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Where are you guys seeing this home page? URL please.....

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Which homepage KJ?

 
At 7:42 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Sorry Ms. (or Mrs.) Yankee. Ya govoril menogo po-russki. I speak very little of it.

I like Hose's ebonics better. I have to speak it everyday in my Job. Kind of like:
Lemme axe you a quession Home Morsel. Where's yo crib. I wanna be bop by and get some crunk juice.

So which Yankee place ya from? Where are ya now?

 
At 7:44 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hose-Heau's (Beau's, but sounds butter if you pronounce it like HO.) (Kind of like ebonics HO.)

 
At 7:46 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

http://jackburnslives.com/blog/?p=64

 
At 7:49 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Remember, you are nothing but a terorist for visiting there

 
At 7:53 AM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

KJoe - Love the ebonics. I'm from PA, grew up in NY, moved back to PA, then to Eastern NC about 6 yrs ago and I love it here, hence the Southern Fried. We use to call Lancaster (where I lived in PA) Pennsyltucky...still do.

Are you from Kentucky, or a transplant?

 
At 7:54 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Good morning all, again!

Fatwa seems to hint that my avatar might be a touch...sweet. Sickly sweet. I can't imagine what he's talking about.

kjoe - I have not, so far, had souse inflicted on me. I had heard bad things about it, of course. So, like the ultimate very bad meal: souse, head cheese & haggis. Washed down with Thunderbird.

 
At 7:56 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hose-Jack Burns is Heau?

Southern Fried Yankee-born and raised Kentucky, ma'am.

 
At 7:56 AM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

BTW - Hose, sorry I missed the Amish humor yesterday...I was rolling when I read it later!

 
At 8:00 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hose -

I committed my first act of terrorism today and went to that site.

I don't like his politics, sure, but mostly I just don't like him.

Am I still a terrorist if I just don't like him? I am so confused as to my label.

 
At 8:01 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I meant my first act of terrorism today, not ever. I terrorize things and people on a regular basis.

My tv is seriously intimidated by me.

 
At 8:01 AM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Hey Brenda, I think your new avatar's cute...hugs back.

 
At 8:03 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Brendak-Good morning Darlin'

Souse-my grandfather used to eat it, but then he ate fried pig brains mixed with scrambled eggs too. My diet is not that eclectic. Actually I eat twigs and berries. My real name is Ewell Gibbons III. I just got out of the hospital from intestinal pine cone poisoning.

Thunderbird?????? No Night Train or Mad Dog 20/20? (In reality, ewwwwww, once you've been drunk on that stuff, nooooooooo more.)

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Thanks, sfy. I changed it over again, but hugs will be back when you leeeeeast expect it!

kjoe - did you know that if you mix 7-up with Thunderbird it makes a quite acceptable substitute for champaigne? I know that because I read the back of the bottle. (I bought it as a gag gift for my dad when he lived in Arizona. He still threatens to make T-Bird Campaigne every Christmas.)

 
At 8:08 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Kjoe:

This explains it all

 
At 8:12 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Read the labels.

Thunderbird: Serve Cold

Night Train: Serve Very Cold

Mornin Bren

 
At 8:16 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

The leaders of Iran, Syria and North Korea are meeting with Castro in Cuba. I suppose that it isn't P.C. to take them out either, right?

 
At 8:17 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

They are meeting to define "terrorism"


That's like Debbie defining Harrassment and Stalking

 
At 8:18 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Morning, Hose! and say pass a 'Hey' along to your Hoselets. More Lucky Charms, please.

Your link leads back to this page, BTW.

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

I find it very suspicious that you know what the labels for both say just-like-that.

You're not...not...drinking that swill, are you [horrified expression]? Please, someone get the man some WTF Vodka right away! It's an emergency!

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hmmm...

http://www.whois.net/whois.cgi2?d=jackburnslives.com

 
At 8:22 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hose-Night Train-Stay 100 ft away (or 1 mile from someone who has been drinking it.)

MD20/20 200 ft, 1.5 mi from someone consumin' it

Thunderbird-use as a Molotov cocktail

Maker's Mark-Add Diet Coke. Stir. Wait five minutes. Suddenly the world takes on an exciting feeling. (Be sure to have advil in the cabinet, as MM is like Frito's-you can't have just one.)

 
At 8:24 AM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Oops, I'm a terrorist too.

I'm on a Cap'n Crunch kick myself. They changed the recipe, it doesn't tear up the roof of your mouth as bad and it tastes even better than it used to.

 
At 8:25 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

New thread

 
At 8:25 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Hose,

That WHOIS only means the Beau set the site up, not that he actually is "Jack Burns".

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

And, yes, Kellogs (sugared) Corn Flakes. I may never actually grow up.

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I'm over at the new thread talking to myself. What gives?

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

hey everybody.

y'all were FUNNY last night!

tim: awesome top ten.

whatever happened to the idea someone had a while back to sell stuff?

remember? there was a placeholder for it with the lexicon and sitemeter.

i want a "teh YAY®" t-shirt. and a mug. and a bumper sticker.

and someone (was it hawk?) had an idea for a t-shirt that says: "we can't, sir. it's wednesday."

that was funny.

 

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