More of "teh funny"™ from Minister of Intel-elect tim:
TOP TEN CLUES YOU'RE A HARDCOREIn case you didn't notice, the DHD clock is set to "Batfrisch Savings Time"
DHD-ER:
1) You wonder why your spell-check keeps flagging 'teh' as a mistake;
2) Muppet Show re-runs remind you of DHD.com;
3) Your priest worries why you spend so much time with a guy named 'Sinner';
4) You've set all your clocks for the correct time...in Eugene, Oregon;
5) You forbid your niece from riding her tricycle--because everyone knows that teh cycles cause teh crayzee!
6) You score tickets to your favorite team on the 50-yard line...and the only cheer you can think of is, 'teh, YAY!"™
7) You petition your local liquor store to start carrying WTF vodka™
8) You go out for karaoke with your friends...and all you can remember are hosedragger's parody-lyrics
9) Your spouse informs you that you were giggling in your sleep last night, and mumbling, "New thread! New Thread!"
10) Your reasoning for military action in Iran includes the premise: "...because we can't let nukes fall into the hands of a batfrisch country!"
Update: Sorry Sulla... I guess that just proves we are not the same person... Unless we did it on purpose! Maybe we are both Jeff Goldstein! (That would be sweet)
posted by Sinner @ 8:12 AM
68 comments
68 Comments:
Teh First....Teh Yay
No Brenda...I have never had any of it, but when I was in high school, there wee guys that would buy it as it was like 50 cents a bottle or something like that. i personally have a problem with anyone serving red "wine" cold or dhilled. I'm a bit of a wine slob. Or at least I was. Teetotaller now. Can't drink anymore while recovering.
The thing I love about buttbeau's site, is that he carries on about all the sekrit squirrel high tech security he had to put up on it to counteract all us terrorists, who didn't know about it yet alone go to it prior, (gee, stuck on himself much?) yet you can still access it and go through the archives.
What a maroon
Read a couple of posts as well as the "anti terrorist" warning sinner...it's his.
Wow - I missed entirely that T-bird is supposed to be a (snort) wine.
Hahahahahahaha.
I like a nice, chilled Reisling - for heaven's sake, don't ask me which one(s)! I am definitely not knowledgeable about wines. I just like light wines.
T-Shirt Slogan Idea
"Trust Teh Cycle...
Not Teh Pee Aich Dee"
Yup. Up, fed, dressed and off to the learn-a-torium
I am Jeff Goldstein. And a terrorist! Also, I'm a cyberstalker and I sell Mary Kay cosmetics on the side; let me tell you about long-term health insurance!
kjoe -
Yes, and I do like them. Honestly though, I have so little tolerance for alchohol that after the first two glasses it all tastes the same and I'm dancing on tables.
Another t-shirt:
"It's Thursday night...do you know where Teh Crazee is?"
Brenda...I would pay to see that.
Redhead boogying drunk on a table. Nice mental image. Wowza!
Good morning, Ottava!
That was funny last night.
"DHD...Where Gerbils and Other CyberTerrorists Come To Play"
Sinner - Oh, gosh, shouldn't the new site, when we get one, be TehSqueekyWheel?
"Vacation Bible School...Ridding The World Of Teh Crazee One PhD. At A Time"
"I Have A Pee Aich Deee...Worship Me!"
See ya SFY
See you later, sfy.
Ottava -
I think Sinner had already decided to go with TheSqueekyWheel, but really, wouldn't Teh be more in line with our culture?
"WTF Vodka: The Choice of Battfrisch Crazy Academics Everywhere"
Oof, gotta do some actual work.
Back later, all!
Brussels Sprouts: Healthful Vegetable, or Evil Leafy Mutant Alien Brains?
Discuss among yourselves.
You know what I love about Buttbeau? The way he blames us for his crap. Seriously, none of us even knew he existed until he came toddling in here and pulled all his crap. Now he is carrying on like we searched him out and targeted him.
I guess he leads a very lonely and friendless life. he wanted to feel a part of something, glomed onto a lunatics back and is npw acting like it is all about him...that he has the same issues and such.
If that isn't a typical wannabe whiney bitch, I don't know what is.
Is this standard Liberal operating proceedure or what?
Actually, I have a Captain that makes incredible brussel sproeuts. He does them with beef broth and bacon or something. They are just penomenal
Well of course. Didn't you know? When you become an actor, you automatically know everything there is to know concerning politics and global history. All people listen to you and those that don't follow what you say are destined to be left in the dust-bin of time. They are all idiots and losers not to mention Nazis. This is exaserbated if you win an Oscar, or directed a movie that groses over 100 million.
I don't know. It is actually up in the Grapevine near the summit at Castaic.
Tim...what's up? Nothing going on at the Root Beer stand?
Ameritards? I'm sorry, I missed the part where they should still remain here if this country is so horrible and such an embarrassment. i guess if they didn't feel that way, they wouldn't be such hypocrites.
And why we don't use real names is so that immature little assholes that terrorize little children and support those that do can not be trusted not to harm people they disagree with. They are all living proof as to why we need policemen, laws, and prisons. As well as the NSA progam and CIA and others watching their pathetic all talk and no action websites
Per BrendaK's query:
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And, for those lonely evenings at the homeless shelter, the "Frisch Fulfiller", constructed of the finest lifelike latex and silicon, and dishwasher safe,(but don't let the franchise manager know that you are putting this in his dishwasher...he'll freak!).
btw, Rabbit...who knew?
All of these fine products available at the DHDF sidebar market.
Hurry! Supplies are limited!
Regards;
The "hiding behind a computer" crap is a typical Liberal way of attempting to gain access to your personal information so that they may take part in identity theft, spaming you e-mail and harrassing and stalking. They are known liars who will do anything to silence oppositin and terrorize people into going away.
Yet they themselves hide behind computers knowing that they live hundreds of miles away from the people they call names, knowing they are safe at home.
They are hypocrites and liars and cowards. Buttbeau is a prime example of all of them, and Debtard is their representative.
I also have gmail accounts to give away if anyone wants
Kjoe -
I wouldn't worry about signing up at the Root Beer stand; just take the standard internet precautions.
Setup an email account that you use only for signing up for listserv's and the like.
Use a good-quality firewall.
Use and regularly update your anti-virus software (mine updates daily).
Dump IE
Don't open attachments that you aren't expecting.
Don't open attachments - download them, scan them, then open if clean and expected.
Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident.
These are the same people that make movies about shooting the president. These are the people that fantasize of killing him themselves. These are the people that feel the only way to do anything is by assassinating all those that do not dfeel the way they do. These are the people who are against the American way of life and all it stands for. They have no solutions, only whines. It is all they know how to do, and they are working daily at perfecting it.
Front page!!
teh YAYYYYYY!!™
Thanks! :)
Otta~~
Thanks very much. I'm
always teh pleased to
contribue. :)
HoseD~~
Things are OK. Just got
back from chatting about
Aquinas with some young
people. Aquinas is teh
cool™, IMHO. :)
This is one of the better episodes of "Monster Garage". It's the one where the idiot old guy fakes a seizure.
Hi. Because of previous comments, I read the title of this post as "CardWhore". I just wanted to share what tickled my funny bone.
That would be Card 53.
hey avatar junkies...
here's a spot you may find interesting.
Hawk -
What OS and what firewall?
Hawk,
I am using XP Pro, so it might be different.
1) Make the 3-fingered salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
2) Select "Task List" button
3) Select "Users" tab on the windows that comes up.
I used to occasionally get warning messages of a conflict on my wireless due to someone else being on, but no one was. I think it is just glitchy sometimes.
My Golden Retriever's AKC name is Lady Liberty Sundance
Gee willikers, I know it's become a cliché, but will the fun never stop around here?
Lessee...we're Ameritards (that word simply oozes compassion for real metally challenged folks, doesn't it) because we: a) support our country during a time of conflict (despite having a variety of opinions on very many issues), and b) take reasonable precautions for anonymity here at DHD.
Yup...makes sense.
Personally, I have posted far more potentially offensive and/or incendiary opinions online under my real name. (Even the worst I've expressed here is pretty tame by comparison.)
Gosharooties...it's hilarious that we're considered "terrorists" by anarchists. (Stop me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't actual anarchy lead to terrorism of the weak by the strong pretty danged fast?)
T-shirt slogan idea: "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Squeaky."
Give that a try when you get home Hawk. Let me know if there is something else I can help with.
And sorry Deb and Beau, you can't look up my info from the AKC page. It doesn't work that way. Just thought I would save you some time as I know how valuable it is. Deb's gotta find a job and Buttbeau needs to get on with his life and stop trolling the Internet.
I saw this beautiful yellow bellied sap sucker...oh...wait...it was Buttbeau
Hawk -
Sinner's steps will let you see what user's are logged on to your system. From that screen you can disconnect or logoff users.
I'd strongly suggest getting a better firewall than the one that comes with WinXP. I'd recommend Zone Alarm. Download the free edition, turn off the XP firewall, install zonealarm, and make sure it is set to launch on startup.
It will take a little bit of learning and adjusting, since it let's you know each time an application is attempting to access the internet. For some applications, such as your browser and email program, you'll give the program access rights and tell zone alarm to not ask again. For others, you want to know each time an outbound connection is attempted.
Just my $0.02, YMMV, Don't run with scissors.
OK...nap time. My back is really killing me and having trouble walking and getting comfy.
I'll talk to youze guyze laterzs.
Tim, looking forward to the next security update. You da man, and I definately agree with you being the Director of the DHD-CIA
HoseD~~
Many thanks. I just posted an
update on teh deb's™
'courtship' of our own Sven...
It's only mildly batfrisch,
though...
I keep thinking I should revise
the introductory motto on teh
debabbey files...something like:
"all teh frisch that's fit to
print"
or: "We report, you deride"
teh!™
Yoda~~
"poo loop"...I luv it!
teh!™
Mornin' all from the West Sii-iide!
Egads you guys have been busy!
To Otta:
The line "We can't sir. It's Wednesday." was posted by me, and it comes from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. A strange (of course) Terry Gilliam flick.
Yoda~~
Yeah...I can't imagine what it's
like to have such a warped view
of the world ("whirled"? ;))
It's almost as if teh deb™
has a similar motto as Lay's
potato chips: "Keep laughin'
at the frisch~~we'll make more!"
:P
TEH!™
Kjoe:
Oh no, 'twas a proxy next to Munchausen. Some gunner was explaining why they weren't shooting their cannons during a battle.
Ha! Munchausen Baye Proxy. I'll remember that one.
Kjoe:
Heh.©
Now I'm going to have to see that movie again. I remember it was the second time I saw Uma Thurman, and she was cast as Venus. Rowr!
Hawk:
See you later!
Y'know, when Hawk says "something big came up at work," I get a little worried, work just being 82nd Airborne and all.
kentuckyjoe,
you can email me if you like, I'm an RN. stashiu3@hotmail.com
"something big just came up at work"
[bass]
bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb Iran
[add baritone]
bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb Iran
[add 2 Tenor]
bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb, bomb
[add 1 Tenor]
Bomb Iran
You know we ca-a-an
Just make a stand
(bomb bomb iran)
[all]
We gonna make a smoking hole-a
for the Ayatollah
bomb Iran
(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)
Ahmadinajad
You racist clod
Here's a rod
Stick up your bod
(iron rod, for the booty pod)
You gotta lack of self-control
so let the bombers roll
let's bomb Iran
(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)
oops.
Typo.
I meant
"All we are saying
Is give peace a chance"
boy does my typing stink today...
Yoda -
BB is a size of shot (as opposed to buckshot) that is slightly larger than #1 shot and slightly smaller than BBB. BB is typically used in a 3 1/2" magnum shell with steel shot for goose hunting, although some people hunt turkey with BB.
KJoe -
HDL is good cholesterol
LDL is bad cholesterol
Total cholesterol is HDL + LDL + several other factors.
You want low total cholesterol (< 200 is your goal) and a low LDL/HDL ratio.
Glucose should be below 100.
Do you have some specific questions you'd like answered?
Sulla na na na!
Yoda -
Anyone who shoots a BB load at ducks needs to have the back-end of his shotgun applied firmly upside his head. The duck is either too far away or he's going to ruin the meat - in which case the hunt is just plain sadistic.
I actually think BeauDisRegard meant he takes his Red Ryder out in the backyard and terroizes the local fauna.
Yoda -
Maybe that explains his aversion to soap, and why he hangs out in the desert with other soap-haters.
He's scarred from not getting his way as a child and has to act out now.
Wow!
Another banner afternoon around here!
kjoe -
Yep, I live in that Peach state. I have been to www.grouchyoldcripple.com - he's great! Funny and insightful, plus he's the first person I've heard in umpty-ump years who reminds people that America is a constitutional republic -- which, in my experience irritates the uber-lefty-lefts no end.
Sulla -
That was great! Are we getting a Frischmas Eve poetry corner today? You should copy that in if we do.
kentuckyjoe,
Sent you back your email. Paddy's summary is pretty good, but most references will give you 110-120 for glucose. If you are diabetic, we usually try to keep them a little higher to cushion them if they get sick because that messes with the insulin requirements. (of course, if you were diabetic you'd probably be aware of that already)
Stash
Dangit! Had to retype my post because of wrong username popping up! I was just going to say how nostalgic I feel about the Daisy BB gun, as I had one like it when I was a kid.
And how much I love eating duck, especially here in Duck country, since I am a Beaver fan (this is the Beaver State).
I love duck roasted, but everyone knows the little medallions under each wing are better than caviar & especially excellent barbecued. Some people here are wine drinkers, but duck goes well with a nice brown beer, IMO, and wild berry sauce?! Bring it on.
New Thread
Sinner hits and runs!
two new threads.
one of them for poetry corner.
Denny Crane!
If drinking and posting's good enough for a Pea Haitch Dee...
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