Wednesday, September 13, 2006

More of "teh funny"™ from Minister of Intel-elect tim:
TOP TEN CLUES YOU'RE A HARDCORE
DHD-ER:

1) You wonder why your spell-check keeps flagging 'teh' as a mistake;

2) Muppet Show re-runs remind you of DHD.com;

3) Your priest worries why you spend so much time with a guy named 'Sinner';

4) You've set all your clocks for the correct time...in Eugene, Oregon;

5) You forbid your niece from riding her tricycle--because everyone knows that teh cycles cause teh crayzee!

6) You score tickets to your favorite team on the 50-yard line...and the only cheer you can think of is, 'teh, YAY!"™

7) You petition your local liquor store to start carrying WTF vodka™

8) You go out for karaoke with your friends...and all you can remember are hosedragger's parody-lyrics

9) Your spouse informs you that you were giggling in your sleep last night, and mumbling, "New thread! New Thread!"

10) Your reasoning for military action in Iran includes the premise: "...because we can't let nukes fall into the hands of a batfrisch country!"
In case you didn't notice, the DHD clock is set to "Batfrisch Savings Time"

Update: Sorry Sulla... I guess that just proves we are not the same person... Unless we did it on purpose! Maybe we are both Jeff Goldstein! (That would be sweet)

116 Comments:

At 8:17 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Teh First....Teh Yay

 
At 8:24 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

No Brenda...I have never had any of it, but when I was in high school, there wee guys that would buy it as it was like 50 cents a bottle or something like that. i personally have a problem with anyone serving red "wine" cold or dhilled. I'm a bit of a wine slob. Or at least I was. Teetotaller now. Can't drink anymore while recovering.

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

The thing I love about buttbeau's site, is that he carries on about all the sekrit squirrel high tech security he had to put up on it to counteract all us terrorists, who didn't know about it yet alone go to it prior, (gee, stuck on himself much?) yet you can still access it and go through the archives.

What a maroon

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Read a couple of posts as well as the "anti terrorist" warning sinner...it's his.

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Wow - I missed entirely that T-bird is supposed to be a (snort) wine.

Hahahahahahaha.

I like a nice, chilled Reisling - for heaven's sake, don't ask me which one(s)! I am definitely not knowledgeable about wines. I just like light wines.

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hi Hose. Present and accounted for. Little Hosedraggers up yet?

 
At 8:35 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

T-Shirt Slogan Idea

"Trust Teh Cycle...
Not Teh Pee Aich Dee"

 
At 8:35 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

dadgummit! new threads everywhere!

reposting over here:

=======
hey everybody.

y'all were FUNNY last night!

tim: awesome top ten.

whatever happened to the idea someone had a while back to sell stuff?

remember? there was a placeholder for it with the lexicon and sitemeter.

i want a "teh YAY®" t-shirt. and a mug. and a bumper sticker.

and someone (was it hawk?) had an idea for a t-shirt that says: "we can't, sir. it's wednesday."

that was funny.

 
At 8:35 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Yup. Up, fed, dressed and off to the learn-a-torium

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Brenda-ever tried a Sauternes? Deliciously and addictively sweet.

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I am Jeff Goldstein. And a terrorist! Also, I'm a cyberstalker and I sell Mary Kay cosmetics on the side; let me tell you about long-term health insurance!

 
At 8:38 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

kjoe -

Yes, and I do like them. Honestly though, I have so little tolerance for alchohol that after the first two glasses it all tastes the same and I'm dancing on tables.

 
At 8:39 AM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Hey Otta!

Yeah, whatever did happen to that idea?

 
At 8:40 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Another t-shirt:

"It's Thursday night...do you know where Teh Crazee is?"

 
At 8:41 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Brenda...I would pay to see that.

Redhead boogying drunk on a table. Nice mental image. Wowza!

 
At 8:42 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Good morning, Ottava!

That was funny last night.

 
At 8:42 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"DHD...Where Gerbils and Other CyberTerrorists Come To Play"

 
At 8:43 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Sinner - Oh, gosh, shouldn't the new site, when we get one, be TehSqueekyWheel?

 
At 8:43 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"Vacation Bible School...Ridding The World Of Teh Crazee One PhD. At A Time"

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"I Have A Pee Aich Deee...Worship Me!"

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Well, gotta go. Have fun with the tshirt ideas and happy posting!

BBL Teh Yay!

 
At 8:45 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

See ya SFY

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

Sinner - Oh, gosh, shouldn't the new site, when we get one, be TehSqueekyWheel?

yeah! then we wouldn't have to worry about kids finding us when they go googling for gerbils.

 
At 8:47 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

time to walk the dog and get to work!

have fun, gerbils.

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Howdy Otta. I'm the new Gerbil/VBS teacher from yestiddy.

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

See you later, sfy.

Ottava -

I think Sinner had already decided to go with TheSqueekyWheel, but really, wouldn't Teh be more in line with our culture?

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"WTF Vodka: The Choice of Battfrisch Crazy Academics Everywhere"

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Oof, gotta do some actual work.

Back later, all!


Brussels Sprouts: Healthful Vegetable, or Evil Leafy Mutant Alien Brains?

Discuss among yourselves.

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Brenda are you in the Peach state in the city with Peach on all the street names? There is a great blog from a guy from there:

grouchyoldcripple.com

 
At 8:55 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

You know what I love about Buttbeau? The way he blames us for his crap. Seriously, none of us even knew he existed until he came toddling in here and pulled all his crap. Now he is carrying on like we searched him out and targeted him.

I guess he leads a very lonely and friendless life. he wanted to feel a part of something, glomed onto a lunatics back and is npw acting like it is all about him...that he has the same issues and such.

If that isn't a typical wannabe whiney bitch, I don't know what is.

Is this standard Liberal operating proceedure or what?

 
At 8:55 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

I think Sinner had already decided to go with TheSqueekyWheel, but really, wouldn't Teh be more in line with our culture?

dang. i missed a lot last week. bobo bashing, new domain name . . . that'll teach me not to check in here at least three times a day.

not only more in line with our culture, but the "teh" just may work in our favor to keep certain pee aitch dees from finding us (not all pee aitch dees, mind you; because there are some very fine ones out there.)

hey there kentucky joe! i know you. you're teh funny guy who came up with "the root beer stand."

and teh debbiesouse song!

now i really am going to walk the dog. although it is raining.

 
At 8:56 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Actually, I have a Captain that makes incredible brussel sproeuts. He does them with beef broth and bacon or something. They are just penomenal

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Looky here gerbillians:

http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/george-clooney-will-speak-to-united-nations-security-council-about-darfur/

George Clooney speaking to the UN. Imagine that. His dad ran for congress here a couple of years ago and got his arse handed to him on a platter.

 
At 9:03 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Well of course. Didn't you know? When you become an actor, you automatically know everything there is to know concerning politics and global history. All people listen to you and those that don't follow what you say are destined to be left in the dust-bin of time. They are all idiots and losers not to mention Nazis. This is exaserbated if you win an Oscar, or directed a movie that groses over 100 million.

 
At 9:06 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Yup. How's that San Diego fire you mentioned this morning?

 
At 9:06 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I don't know. It is actually up in the Grapevine near the summit at Castaic.

 
At 9:07 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Tim...what's up? Nothing going on at the Root Beer stand?

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

in tim's absence i'll give a quick report, hose (which i'm sure tim will elaborate on later).

some guy's over there slapping deb down as a martyr, and then calling us ameritards because we're smart enough not to use our real names in a very public forum.

apparently, we're all afraid to have opinions attached to our names.

[sarc]

yes, that describes you perfectly, hose.

[/sarc]

oh and then deb is trying to figure out who sven is.

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Ameritards? I'm sorry, I missed the part where they should still remain here if this country is so horrible and such an embarrassment. i guess if they didn't feel that way, they wouldn't be such hypocrites.

And why we don't use real names is so that immature little assholes that terrorize little children and support those that do can not be trusted not to harm people they disagree with. They are all living proof as to why we need policemen, laws, and prisons. As well as the NSA progam and CIA and others watching their pathetic all talk and no action websites

 
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At 9:25 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

The "hiding behind a computer" crap is a typical Liberal way of attempting to gain access to your personal information so that they may take part in identity theft, spaming you e-mail and harrassing and stalking. They are known liars who will do anything to silence oppositin and terrorize people into going away.

Yet they themselves hide behind computers knowing that they live hundreds of miles away from the people they call names, knowing they are safe at home.

They are hypocrites and liars and cowards. Buttbeau is a prime example of all of them, and Debtard is their representative.

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Is it safe to sign up for this root beer stand place y'all? You never know about such people. Hacking stuff and all.

 
At 9:33 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

kentucky joe:

get a gmail or hotmail address to sign up with. don't use your own.

they track your IP when you first sign up, but if you use gmail, there are no IP's in the headers, should you choose to actually respond to the list.

if you need a gmail invite (you have to have an invitation to get an account), email me at ottavarima@gmail.com

i really really am going to walk the dog while the rain has stopped . . . if you send an email, i'll get to it in a bit.

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I also have gmail accounts to give away if anyone wants

 
At 9:35 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Kjoe -

I wouldn't worry about signing up at the Root Beer stand; just take the standard internet precautions.

Setup an email account that you use only for signing up for listserv's and the like.

Use a good-quality firewall.

Use and regularly update your anti-virus software (mine updates daily).

Dump IE

Don't open attachments that you aren't expecting.

Don't open attachments - download them, scan them, then open if clean and expected.

Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident.

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

These are the same people that make movies about shooting the president. These are the people that fantasize of killing him themselves. These are the people that feel the only way to do anything is by assassinating all those that do not dfeel the way they do. These are the people who are against the American way of life and all it stands for. They have no solutions, only whines. It is all they know how to do, and they are working daily at perfecting it.

 
At 9:40 AM, Blogger tim said...

Front page!!

teh YAYYYYYY!!™

Thanks! :)

 
At 9:42 AM, Blogger tim said...

Otta~~

Thanks very much. I'm
always teh pleased to
contribue. :)

HoseD~~

Things are OK. Just got
back from chatting about
Aquinas with some young
people. Aquinas is teh
cool™, IMHO. :)

 
At 9:44 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

This is one of the better episodes of "Monster Garage". It's the one where the idiot old guy fakes a seizure.

 
At 9:46 AM, Blogger wgatap said...

Hi. Because of previous comments, I read the title of this post as "CardWhore". I just wanted to share what tickled my funny bone.

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

That would be Card 53.

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hey Everyone,

I got to thinking about something strange that happened to my computer the other night that I didn't initially think much of, but now I might be concerned. After googling the AW site, I got the page once. Didn't comment or anything, but definately would have left my address. I left the computer on while watching a movie with the fam. Came back later and tried to shut it down. It asked are you sure because there was another user still on. Is there a way to check if someone has gotten past your firwewall?

 
At 9:54 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

hey avatar junkies...

here's a spot you may find interesting.

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hey Audie, I mean Hawk, you could look in the log section of your antivirus and see if there was any penetration of your system. I suspect you just set your computer to automatically log on once you hit that site. All that needs for that to happen is a cookie to be stored in your computer.

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hawk -

What OS and what firewall?

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Its Windows XP and a Windows firewall.

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Hawk,

I am using XP Pro, so it might be different.

1) Make the 3-fingered salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
2) Select "Task List" button
3) Select "Users" tab on the windows that comes up.

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I used to occasionally get warning messages of a conflict on my wireless due to someone else being on, but no one was. I think it is just glitchy sometimes.

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Sinner,

Can't do it here. I'm at my office computer. The one is question is at home.

But I'm listening.

 
At 10:06 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Ottavarima-Chocolate Labs! Golden Labs! Whar's the Black Lab?????? That thar's scrimination! My Dog Beau is going to file a com-plaint.(Not to be mistaken with the liberal Beau, or Heau, from here.)

PS: His AKC name is PGT Beauregard. Pierre' Gustave' Toutant' Beauregard. A black male lab named after a Civil War general.

 
At 10:09 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

in question

 
At 10:09 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

My Golden Retriever's AKC name is Lady Liberty Sundance

 
At 10:09 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Gee willikers, I know it's become a cliché, but will the fun never stop around here?

Lessee...we're Ameritards (that word simply oozes compassion for real metally challenged folks, doesn't it) because we: a) support our country during a time of conflict (despite having a variety of opinions on very many issues), and b) take reasonable precautions for anonymity here at DHD.

Yup...makes sense.

Personally, I have posted far more potentially offensive and/or incendiary opinions online under my real name. (Even the worst I've expressed here is pretty tame by comparison.)

Gosharooties...it's hilarious that we're considered "terrorists" by anarchists. (Stop me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't actual anarchy lead to terrorism of the weak by the strong pretty danged fast?)

T-shirt slogan idea: "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Squeaky."

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Give that a try when you get home Hawk. Let me know if there is something else I can help with.

 
At 10:12 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

And sorry Deb and Beau, you can't look up my info from the AKC page. It doesn't work that way. Just thought I would save you some time as I know how valuable it is. Deb's gotta find a job and Buttbeau needs to get on with his life and stop trolling the Internet.

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I saw this beautiful yellow bellied sap sucker...oh...wait...it was Buttbeau

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hawk -

Sinner's steps will let you see what user's are logged on to your system. From that screen you can disconnect or logoff users.

I'd strongly suggest getting a better firewall than the one that comes with WinXP. I'd recommend Zone Alarm. Download the free edition, turn off the XP firewall, install zonealarm, and make sure it is set to launch on startup.

It will take a little bit of learning and adjusting, since it let's you know each time an application is attempting to access the internet. For some applications, such as your browser and email program, you'll give the program access rights and tell zone alarm to not ask again. For others, you want to know each time an outbound connection is attempted.

Just my $0.02, YMMV, Don't run with scissors.

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Afternoon all. Some recent recon.

From the Root Beer Stand:

"You two are both Right on! And, as if to prove it she just keeps on
keepin' on!

Thing is, she doesn't seem to get that if she stops, "it" stops and in
that way she is just like her perceived "stalkers". It's just one
giant
do loop. Or is that a poo loop?

If I have in this post made myself a target; oh well, ho hum."

They're beginning to catch on Over There. Do loop = Teh Cycle

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

OK...nap time. My back is really killing me and having trouble walking and getting comfy.

I'll talk to youze guyze laterzs.

Tim, looking forward to the next security update. You da man, and I definately agree with you being the Director of the DHD-CIA

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

His AKC name is PGT Beauregard. Pierre' Gustave' Toutant' Beauregard. A black male lab named after a Civil War general.

kj: i LOVE it! my friends have a visla named stonewall (later they got a bloodhound and wished they'd saved the name for him . . . he's roscoe.)

no scrimination around here! i love black labbies. the yellow in that photo lives in vermont.

she has a black labbie friend up there and i will bring back a photo of all three colors when i go up there next week.

just to show beau i'm no 'scriminator!

btw: the black lab is an awesome hunting dog. he was retrieving ducks before he was 6 months old. (not that i approve of the killing of ducks . . in case ducky reads this.)

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Yoda.........wazzzup?

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

feel better, hose!

 
At 10:39 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Hey Joe
Been working on a report and lurking over there amongst the anarchists.

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger tim said...

HoseD~~

Many thanks. I just posted an
update on teh deb's™
'courtship' of our own Sven...
It's only mildly batfrisch,
though...

I keep thinking I should revise
the introductory motto on teh
debabbey files...something like:

"all teh frisch that's fit to
print"

or: "We report, you deride"

teh!™

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger tim said...

Yoda~~

"poo loop"...I luv it!

teh!™

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Mornin' all from the West Sii-iide!

Egads you guys have been busy!

To Otta:

The line "We can't sir. It's Wednesday." was posted by me, and it comes from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. A strange (of course) Terry Gilliam flick.

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Otta: Well, Beau approves of killing ducks. You could say it's in his blood. Too bad I'm not a duck hunter! (The Civil War Beau, not the Liberal Beau.) Did you get your email?

Yoda: you anarchist lurker! Did you see the 5191 pilots had a pre-construction diagram of the airport?

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Deb has a way with those metaphors....and does anyone believe she actually cares about the firemen? She's talking about Keith Olberman

"most people do not aspire to be rhetoricians - that's a derogatory term
for
someone who is good at verbal masturbation (figgers you'd think it was
a
compliment!)

he's a master orator and journalist - he just missed the boat re: what
is
most horrible when you think about the attack on the WTC five years
later.
Is it the gaping hole in desperate need for two more concrete dicks or
is it
the thousands of firefighters and other first responders who can't
breathe
or are dead or who have to fight for worker's compensation because they
had
to breathe in vaporized concrete on 9/11 and for days afterwards to
retrieve
body parts of the people who perished that day."

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

joeschmoe: the Munchausen guy didn't really do it, right? He just had some other people do it for him, namely Senator Birch Baye from Indiana, hence:
Munchhausen Baye Proxy.

 
At 10:52 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Joe
Could tou read those maps? I couldn't. I think the airport is also going to get sued in this matter

 
At 10:55 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

joe:

sorry for the misremembrance! and you do rule with teh funny, sir. as i've said before i watch all the wrong movies.

kj:

got it and am now blasting iron butterfly!

but must run off to a meeting with a client.

darn those pesky clients and their insistence that i actually work for the money they give me.

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Joe
I think the combination of the new construction, old maps,time of day and a rolling start were the recipe for disaster.

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger tim said...

Yoda~~

Yeah...I can't imagine what it's
like to have such a warped view
of the world ("whirled"? ;))

It's almost as if teh deb™
has a similar motto as Lay's
potato chips: "Keep laughin'
at the frisch~~we'll make more!"
:P

TEH!™

 
At 11:01 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Tim
There's a lot more than just WTF vodka swirling around Teh Deb's head....you're right, something is whirling

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Yoda-the initial films I saw showed wet pavement, such as light rain, which would have hampered visibility. I feel sorry for the pilots; I bet they get hammered and it wasn't really their fault.

That's just too cool you're from Lextown. So what do you think about our Governor? I think he has as much chance as anyone else in the election.

 
At 11:10 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Joe
I think the gov has a good chance next year but he needs to score some points quick. The hiring thing was a huge distraction. I just hope there isn't a nasty primary fight. What do you think?

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Joe
On the pilots..I feel most badly for the pilot's wife. Her early comments were heart wrenching because she was trying to protect her dead husband's name. I hope she can make it through this ordeal.

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Kjoe:

Oh no, 'twas a proxy next to Munchausen. Some gunner was explaining why they weren't shooting their cannons during a battle.

Ha! Munchausen Baye Proxy. I'll remember that one.

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Yoda-this doesn't make it right, but it's nothing else that the Democrats haven't done before.

I'm not sure about Fletch. I think he has an arrogant attitude, and he needs to lose that. Stumbo is very definitely a political hack, but it depends on how much the electorate puts stock into what he did. With the rising tide of the electorate to disbelieve the media, I would suspect the rural areas might sway an election, given the hostility to the Commie Urinal (Courier Journal) and the Hero Leader (Herald Leader.)

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Dear Joeschmoe: of course there is another variation. Munchausen was on the street corner, standing next to a lady of the night. Hence:
Munchausen By Roxy.
Of course you know we could form our very own sub-group. The Joe Show.

I just got my bloodwork from my physical from the doctor. (45 years old going on 867 years old.) Does anyone amongst this electic electric group know how to decipher glucose, total cholestrol, HDL, and LDL?

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Joe
You're right about that attitude....and one thing that has amazed me is how easily Stumbo out maneuvered him politically.
On my local paper, I cancelled my subscription three years ago. They are worthless and incompetent.

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Teh Hey,

No offense taking at duck hunting - IF the hunters actually eat what they shoot.

I have a hunting dog, myself.

Though I do not hunt.

However, I do make a delicious duck pate. Not made OF me, silly, made BY me using actual duck. I also love roasted duck, preferably cooked by a Czech grandmother in Prague and served with wild berry sauce.

I do, however, take umbrage at Beau's cavalier remarks about shooting ducks in their tailfeathers (he was not so delicate when he referred to the body part).

A hunter who plans to eat his kill aims more carefully.

Enough about that! It's Frischmas Eve!!!!!!!!

Ducky

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hey all,

Thanks for the advice.

Sorry I didn't stick around to answer. Some thing big came up at work. See you all later.

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Kjoe:

Heh.©

Now I'm going to have to see that movie again. I remember it was the second time I saw Uma Thurman, and she was cast as Venus. Rowr!

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

See you later!

Y'know, when Hawk says "something big came up at work," I get a little worried, work just being 82nd Airborne and all.

 
At 11:43 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Ducky
I don't think Beau's a duck hunter. When he made that remark he added that he shot them with BB's. I've been bird hunting all my life and never heard a hunter refer to his load as BB's. It's called "shot" or "birdshot", but never BB's.
But then again, Beau said he lives in the Delta...uh, no, he lives in a Memphis suburb that is chock full of strip centers, fast food places etc.
BTW Ducky, I eat what I kill....can I get that Czech grandmother in Prague to send a recipe?

 
At 11:45 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Joeschmo,
I had the same thought...hmmm

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Ducky-part of the duck hunting could have come from the conversation between me and Ottavarina about our labs and their natural inclinations towards that. No offense intended Sir!

As a peace offering:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AvOhtfgwDfY

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger Stashiu3 said...

kentuckyjoe,

you can email me if you like, I'm an RN. stashiu3@hotmail.com

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

"something big just came up at work"

[bass]
bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb Iran
[add baritone]
bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb Iran
[add 2 Tenor]
bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb, bomb
[add 1 Tenor]
Bomb Iran
You know we ca-a-an
Just make a stand
(bomb bomb iran)
[all]
We gonna make a smoking hole-a
for the Ayatollah
bomb Iran
(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)

Ahmadinajad
You racist clod
Here's a rod
Stick up your bod
(iron rod, for the booty pod)

You gotta lack of self-control
so let the bombers roll
let's bomb Iran
(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)

 
At 11:54 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

oops.

Typo.

I meant

"All we are saying
Is give peace a chance"

boy does my typing stink today...

 
At 12:05 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Yoda -

BB is a size of shot (as opposed to buckshot) that is slightly larger than #1 shot and slightly smaller than BBB. BB is typically used in a 3 1/2" magnum shell with steel shot for goose hunting, although some people hunt turkey with BB.

KJoe -

HDL is good cholesterol
LDL is bad cholesterol
Total cholesterol is HDL + LDL + several other factors.
You want low total cholesterol (< 200 is your goal) and a low LDL/HDL ratio.
Glucose should be below 100.

Do you have some specific questions you'd like answered?

 
At 12:05 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Sulla na na na!

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

Paddy
I know. Duck hunters usually use anything between #2 thru #6 shot.

I was trying to address his use of the term BB, not shot size. I don't Beau knows the difference.

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Yoda -

Anyone who shoots a BB load at ducks needs to have the back-end of his shotgun applied firmly upside his head. The duck is either too far away or he's going to ruin the meat - in which case the hunt is just plain sadistic.

I actually think BeauDisRegard meant he takes his Red Ryder out in the backyard and terroizes the local fauna.

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

Paddy
Ahh...The Red Ryder. That brings up an interesting question....is Beau in fact Ralphie?

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Yoda -

Maybe that explains his aversion to soap, and why he hangs out in the desert with other soap-haters.

He's scarred from not getting his way as a child and has to act out now.

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Wow!

Another banner afternoon around here!

kjoe -

Yep, I live in that Peach state. I have been to www.grouchyoldcripple.com - he's great! Funny and insightful, plus he's the first person I've heard in umpty-ump years who reminds people that America is a constitutional republic -- which, in my experience irritates the uber-lefty-lefts no end.

Sulla -

That was great! Are we getting a Frischmas Eve poetry corner today? You should copy that in if we do.

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger Stashiu3 said...

kentuckyjoe,

Sent you back your email. Paddy's summary is pretty good, but most references will give you 110-120 for glucose. If you are diabetic, we usually try to keep them a little higher to cushion them if they get sick because that messes with the insulin requirements. (of course, if you were diabetic you'd probably be aware of that already)

Stash

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

Dangit! Had to retype my post because of wrong username popping up! I was just going to say how nostalgic I feel about the Daisy BB gun, as I had one like it when I was a kid.

And how much I love eating duck, especially here in Duck country, since I am a Beaver fan (this is the Beaver State).

I love duck roasted, but everyone knows the little medallions under each wing are better than caviar & especially excellent barbecued. Some people here are wine drinkers, but duck goes well with a nice brown beer, IMO, and wild berry sauce?! Bring it on.

 
At 12:50 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

New Thread

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Sinner hits and runs!

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

two new threads.

one of them for poetry corner.

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

I'm never drinking and commenting again.

At least, not until tonight.

Groan.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Denny Crane!

If drinking and posting's good enough for a Pea Haitch Dee...

 
At 5:33 PM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

ke

 

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