Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Frischmas® Eve Poetry Corner™

WOMAN

Woe, man.

Whooooooah, MAN!

She is a Frisch
She makes my butt isch
She threatens toddlers and SEALS.

Debaisy, and Uncle Fester, and Luke, and ... ummm... Beau
The AbbeyWeb Dukes, anonymous pukes
girls too far left will leave you bereft...

I want to to be Brenda's ...star.
Jane... stop this crazy thing... called troll.

7 Comments:

At 1:04 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Sulla -

You are always my star! You need to copy Bomb Bomb Iran on over to here. I think everyone should be dancing around to that tune.

 
At 1:12 PM, Blogger tesla said...

We're the boys from Illinois,
We lives in caves and ditches,
We scratch our ass with broken
glass
And lambast PHD Deb Frischs.

 
At 1:12 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Sulla:

So I Married an Axe Murderer!

Awesome!

"She was a thief,
You gotta belief,
She stole my heart, and my cat."

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger tim said...

excellent :D

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

By request...

"something big just came up at work"

[bass]
bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb Iran
[add baritone]
bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb Iran
[add 2 Tenor]
bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb, bomb
[add 1 Tenor]
Bomb Iran
You know we ca-a-an
Just make a stand
(bomb bomb iran)
[all]
We gonna make a smoking hole-a
for the Ayatollah
bomb Iran
(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)

Ahmadinajad
You racist clod
Here's a shiny rod
so you can stick up your bod
(iron rod, for the booty pod)

You gotta lack of self-control
so let the bombers roll
let's bomb Iran
(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Here we come, scamperin'
Down the street.
We get the scariest looks from
Decision PhD's.
Hey, hey, we're the Gerbils
And Dwebbie says we're trolling around.
So we keep on researchin'
To keep Frischy in lockdown.

We go wherever we want to,
We don't listen to BeauBoo.
We've got our own Hosedragger,
And Sulla and Sinner, too.
Hey, hey, we're the Gerbils
And Dwebbie says we're trolling around.
So we keep on researchin'
To keep Frischy in lockdown.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Watch us squeak the wheel all day.
We're the new VBS'ers
And we've got our own CIA.

Any time,
Or anywhere,
Just look into your site logs,
Guess who'll be lurking there

Hey, hey, we're the Gerbils
And Dwebbie says we're trolling around.
So we keep on researchin'
To keep Frischy in lockdown.

Hey, hey, we're the Gerbils,
You never know where we'll be found.
So lock down all of your archives,
We may be comin' to your town.

 
At 2:15 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

yay paddy!

[clapping and whistling]

and yay! finally, i've seen one of the right movies!

"hard-hearted harbinger of haggis"

 

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