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OPEN THREAD
(But please, for Fatwa's sake: ixnay on the anilowmay.)
posted by Cthulhu @ 4:56 PM
179 comments
Don't Hire Dr. Deborah Frisch
Please don't hire Dr. Deborah Frisch, she should not be in contact with youth.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
(But please, for Fatwa's sake: ixnay on the anilowmay.)
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179 Comments:
Teh
Charlie Parker and Henny Youngman - what a combo that would make.
Paddy -
"Take my heroin. Please!"
(Okay...even I have to admit that's pretty tasteless.)
Or the "Charlie Parker With Strings" sessions with Henny playing?
Oh dear, I maybe should not have registered at teh AbbeyWeb..but there's comedy gold there:
Hey Deb, it's fine that you like to go out and roll around in the muck with all your play-mates, but how about wiping your feet at the door so you don't track it all in here and get it all over the rest of us.
Her response?
I don't give a rat's ass about your travels or your chitchatting with [X] and the gang. As you've probably noticed, hanging out at the a-web means putting up with a lot of noise per signal.
I ignore you - just ignore me!
I gotta let Tim know I found my way in...
"I play for two reasons: pleasure, and revenge."
It's an eclectic group; I figured it would get some conversation going.
Sulla -
You ever hear Supersax (with Med Flory)? I thought they were a pretty hip "tribute band".
x-la-native~~
teh YAY!™
Yeah~~that find is a keeper. It goes to illustrate teh deb's™ law:
TEH DEB's LAW: "If it doesn't matter to me-me-me, then it doesn't matter."
teh!™
How is she going to be on a listserv when no one will talk back to her?
That's gotta sting!
It's not the only listserv where no one will talk to her. *cough*jsdm*cough*
Ottavarima,
I'm not here. I hopped in from doing some research and saw a new thread. I just had to be first. Now I'm gone again. research at teh site means I have to go to teh decontamination unit for awhile.
I'll try to come back after I get the retroactive radiation off my paws.
Bleeding Gums Murphey's only album..."Sax on the Beach"
g'night, Ottava. Sleep well!
Bye, Ottava!
Denny Crane! -
Nice to see you; it's been a while.
ITs best that I don't respond to Denny Crane! right now, my back is up and I might say something that I would later like to delete or put behind a tall fence.
I guess that is what seperates me from "teh evil".
I would like to nominate HoseDragger as Minister of Defense for his consistantly good slapping of trolls.
What say the VBSers?
VERY clear Denny. What other moronic bitch...save Buttbeau, could you be referring to? There are nothing but intelligent and beautiful feamle gerbils here.
Rats and weasels are not allowed.
Heya DHD'ers! Quite an eventful day, I see.
Tim - with all the Yay™ and Teh Yay™ today, I just had to trot out this "special" avatar.
And I don't mean Reggie White
I can't wait to se how she spins that last sentance you wrote in Deb Speak, Denny. You know, the Queen of Hearts one.
Sinner - I say HoseDragger's title should be like it used to be in the U.S., the Minister of War! Or perhaps, the Minister of STFU!
Denny Crane! Glad to see you back posting.
Hosedragger for Minister of Defense!
(but get him a bigger axe)
Dude:
Definitely the Minister of STFU s'il vu plait!
I left a special message for Teh Bchit on my site today. You know...in honor of her trolling
I would like to nominate HoseDragger as Minister of Defense
I'll second that (if I'm permitted to).
And I like "Minister of STFU".
F. Arbuckle
Minister of Propaganda, DHD
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over Beau on I-40. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
Beau replied, "Bout whut?"
Yes, a bigger Axe is required
I'll, like, fifth Hose as Minister of STFU.
or Minister of Defense. Whatever the group decides.
We'll let Hose decide
paddy -
bwahahahah!
Brenda -
Don't be talking about fifths in here - people will get the wrong ID.
Looks like Buttbeau is proving again that he doesn't know how to tell the truth. Look who was just lurking around my site?
Hose -
They have no control. No control at all.
Either that, or he's decided you are one of his very close friends and he can still hang with you.
Lucky, lucky Hose!
Read three pages. i wonder if he was disappointed that I didn't give a shit about him enough to write about him or mention him.
No sign of that IP in my logs
[pout]
I humbly accept the nomination and will allow you to refer to me as to whatever your hearts desire. I am sure some ladies, such as otta, may not be all that into stating STFU, so use whatever you want.
Well, he did seem awfully concered about what I had to say. Almost transfixed by every post wouldn't you say?
It's from a commercial site. Might be his home. The others were from somewhere else in Tennessee...like work. Or vice versa.
For someone that gave up the web to huddle in a backwoods shack away from all of us Capitalist pigdogs, is lurking around my pitiful blog the way ANYONE wants to spend their birfday?
I agree STFU is a little to PG-13 and "War" sounds a bit like we are out there looking for fights...
I think the original "Minister of Defense" fits much better.
STFU - doesn't that stand for
Shut The Frisch Up?
Why would Otta have a problem with that?
"War" sounds a bit like we are out there looking for fights...
no body hear is does that
BTW: Isn't Barry just so Dreamy?
Sooooo???
Don't you like what I left her?
And I guess Buttbeau by default?
Dean...if you want to play idiot Liberal, do so on your sites. If you want to come here and share in the fun, then please, be yourself. The Liberal hack thing is old and worn and nobody thinks it is cute here...teh?
It just amazed me that she felt 'neutered', 'raped' and 'castrated' by an editor changing a few words in her letter to the editor - nothing substantial, nothing central to her mini-rant, just a couple of words to add badly needed clarity.
What a poof. If she goes to jail, Large Marge may show her a whole new side of 'editorial policy.'
I usually don't even check my Sitemeter but just did; Beau's sniffed around a couple of times.
I can post the links if anyone's really interested.
[Waits endlessly for someone to accept offer]
[Looks at watch and taps foot]
That's about what I expected.
Heh.
Yoda:
Moi? Partaking in humorous dissertation in an evil ploy to have you neglect work at he job where you practice your profession of choice?
I am insulted sir. I am only a serious person who would never partake in such shenanigans and tom foolery.
You are just lucky that deuling jousting is no longer allowed, or I would smiteth thee with my gauntlet for besmirching my spotless name and credentials in such a manner.
Ever since Sulla linked to my blog on Dr. Steven Jones, I've been getting a couple of hits a day from abbey listers, some directly from the link in listserv email that Dweeby so kindly forgot to attribute to me.
Hose -
I loved the cartoon. I'm sure Special Deb will shortly be asking who Phil Collins is and why he matters to her.
Because, comedy/humor/sarcasm? Foreign to her.
In fact, she is so humor-impaired that I'd tell her to keep her day job, but, you know.
I even got a hit from an IP that originated from the U.S. House of Representatives directly to that posting. Hmmm...
I personally do not mind the extra traffic, and the more of the Root Beer drinkers read up on their dearest Debbiekins, the more they will realize just what a dangerous nutball she is, and she will loose even more friends.
I can't believe she thinks advertising her crap is a good idea.
Blogger's really Frisched-up right now.
And I've got to make a call; I'll be back later.
Yoda -
Sure...blame it on the innocent VBS kids.
I got one from the House as well the other day. Gee, you think they are under surveliance by the gov? Or is Kennedy's staffers playing in the loony bin?
I wouldn't be surprised that any group of folks claiming to be anarchists are getting at least some cursory attention from said government that would have to be overthrown.
Is anyone else having weird things happen to their page while viewing it after posting?
Or is the acid kicking in?
blogger's getting little burpy.
Someone from this place came to my site from Tim's
"Commonwealth of Kentucky Dept. of Information Syst"
Hose - me too, I think that's kentuckyjoe, though.
My house of reps visitor was from their information systems domain.
Ahhh...I have been getting alot of traffic over the last couple of weeks. About 100 a day. Way more than I ever had. i am going to have to start posting more regularly. Gotta keep teh fans.
Military readers and other government types included. Far more than before. Not al loofing for Frisch, although that is a huge one when they search.
You know what? Whatever pic file of Barry Manilow that Sinner is using for his avatar is too big, so the page jumps when the comment page finally gives up trying to display it.
Petrarchan, I think the anarchists want to destroy the gubmint, not overthrow it, since overthrowing means putting something else in its place, and they just want chaos.
Where is the root beer site?
Yes, bad bumpy Blogger in the northwest corner, too.
Hose - Hawk might have mentioned this site to some of his friends, so that may account for the traffic from those types of domains.
Yeah, I've been getting some .mil hits too. Pretty cool!
NW - You can find it here. You can join the listserv from there.
Hawk -
BWAAHAHAHA
that was good.
Dude - well, don't you have tim blair and instapundit fans? That's a broad spectrum.
Thanks, Petrarchan. I don't want to join, though. I'm just not a joiner. You know? Besides, kind people here are posting teh deb abbey files for our reading pleasure.
Must fly. Good night, ladies & gentlemen.
Dude - By the by, there's video floating around the blogasphere of the 2 guys responsible for "Loose Change" getting their asses handed to them by the editors of Popular Mechanics in a debate. Pretty devastating to the the "truthers."
Dude:
Yeah, .edu, .gov, .au, .nz, .ca, .uk.
Whenever I get an autstralanche, the Commonwealth pays a visit.
see ya NW.
Dude:
Read the trancripts from the radio show. Pretty good.
[stage whisper]
Corr! It's da Bishop!!!
Hawk, is that "A Team" as in W/ MR. T?
dun-da-dun...dun-dun-dun... dun-ta-da-dun... dun-da-da-da-dun
Dude - yep, I read the transcipt too. Didn't want to see the spittle flying from their frustrated mouths. Reading's faster too.
Sinner - you need to downsize the pic, it's too big!
Goodnite all... All this sinning mankes me sleepy.
And nobody like a sleepy sinner...
My avatar pic is hosted a a site that is currently down.
Hawk - Yep, "Yellow Journalist Mag" was the funniest part of that transcript...Popular Mechanics, that jingoist, fascist rag.
Sinner - Doh! No wonder the broken pic.
Point me to the Loose Change duel. I HAVE to link it from my site
"I'm not calling him a liar, I'm calling YOU a liar!"
Just awesome.
Hawk:
Yeah, those guys are cut and paste kings, and they won't make any money if all of the quotes get printed out instead of the bits that "prove" a conspiracy.
Did Ace have the link, or did Jawa Report?
I thought it was Ace, but I can't find it on there.
Found it here. Via Ace.
I blame society
holograms? No, no, no...it was a laser lightshow reflected off the moon after hitting some swamp gas...da gubmint didn't have the hologram perfected yet.
The Amish had to recruit some Methodist stringers to handle the technology for it, because their Sharia won't let them touch silicon with their left hand.
Hawk, was it the Liberation Amish Front, or the Amish Liberation Front that was responsible? We just...don't...know...
Hawk - one word: Magnets!
A big HONKIN' MASER!
Dude:
It was infra-rays!
Dude - yeah, it couldn't have been those xtra-rays
I think this site offers the best story about how that viral video "Loose Change" got started.
Hawk - I agree with you there. That was the gist of my blog posting about that BYU professor.
I think Hose is busy adding the transcript link to his blog.
Hawk - If you haven't already, really do pick up the 9/11 Commission report, and pick up the Debunking 9/11 Myths book.
Dude - I was starting to check that site out after one of the commenters mentioned it.
OK...that's going to take some time to read.
Hawk:
Sorry, I was just reading through the transcript of the PM debate. The first time I read it, only half the interview was done at that point. What fun!
Hawk - it kills me because people who are drawn to conspiracy theories are the same kind of people that believe in UFOs or Bigfoot. It replaces religion with something to believe in that can't be shaken by fact. What's worse is the people that use tragedies as proof of their world view, subordinating the event to a piece of their argument.
Hawk:
That part where the father goes golfing so he doesn't think of his kid getting killed, made me really mad at the callousness of these people. They admit that they never interviewed the father.
You know what? I don't think there ever was a World Trade Center. It is all a plot by the Free Masons. All the scenes of Manhatten are just chromakey technology set up to bring about the "New World Order"
When the time was right, the oil companies needed to bring about the coup to raise gas prices and increase their coffers. George Lucas had secretly been working on perfecting the media necessary to create the computer generated "tradgedy" utilizing the "Star Wars" technology to implement the desigen. It was cleverly disguised for years, as Reagan had repeatedly referrenced the "Star Wars" plan in several speeches alluding to protecting this country.
Finally the day came when we were to overthrough all the Arab governments to get their oil and make the Midle East as much ours as the Mid West, as we did by stealing California, Texas, New Mexico and Arizona from the Aztecs and Montezuma.
The "Star Wars" plan was in effect and the Level 33 Mason pushed the button. Seeing as how Bush was a Rube, Cheney, the other 33rd degree, had him removed and placed in safe keeping, unplugging him from the main frame as his diction and word choices were making it harder to hide the fact that Bush was a cyborg, thus giving away the whole plot.
Things were going well until two 20 year old college drop outs finally looked deeper and uncovered everything. While they were doing well, it was too much to hope for as there were at least 50,000 people involved, including the over 3000 "volunteers" that the men in the black suits would hace to erradicate after landing in their hometowns in their black helicopters.
Cheny was recently heard to say, in a secretly recorded conversation at the local Washington D.C. Scottish Rite Temple:
"Damn it...we would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddlesome kids!"
What an F'n assbag.
Hose:
You know what? You're right! It was holograms for almost 30 years! Those damn illuminati!
Hose - Free Masons, Illuminati, Knights Templar, same diff [sniff].
But it WASN'T the Priory of Scion...they were a little preoccupied with that Jesus bloodline thing.
"When people stop believing in God, they don't believe in nothing -- they believe in anything."
-- GK Chesterton
Oh great. I tell you just how serious this issue is, and that there are bigger issues and evil at work in our government...and Pet is sitting hee making jokes. Real nice.
Amish Liberation Front, I'm telling ya...
...Because Bush is a Methodist!
Did you guys read he last report from the Head of the DHD-CIA Tim? Just F'n classic
Hawk - heh
So...how much did you pay your Methodist Stooge George Boosh?
Somebody post a list of all the different offices and office holders from here. I am confused as to who is who. Tim is Director of DHD-CIA, I am the Minister of Defense, Fatwa is Minister of Propaganda....
What else?
Hose - awesome, indeed.
Dude:
And what exactly are the Amish feeding those horses anyway? Looks suspicious to me.
Sulla must have a title better than "Team Member".
Dude - aren't you the official Scribe?
Hose:
Sinner is the Almighty High Muckety-Muck and Sulla is Vice Muckety-Muck. Or the equivalent thereof.
Dude:
I am the Holder of the Holy Writ DHD Lexicon.
Dude - their horses are special cyborgs made from hemp technology and kerosene hydraulics...that's why their farts smell so bad.
You can see it in their eyes. When idiotic college professors who teach Decision Making come up and stick ice cream in their face and make fun of them, their eyes say "Just wait....soon you will all pay".
Hawk - Can't say it, but sure can spell it, huh?
Hawk:
We must be wary of the sooper seekrit maser powered hammers the Amish use to "raise" their barns.
Dude - I was just gonna keep calling Sulla "Number 1", but he might take it the wrong way.
Hose:
Is that Rocky Road ice cream?
Dude - they raise their barns...with their minds!!!
[homage to Ace, natch]
Dude:
Well, we know who keeps making Number 2!
I like Lord God King High Hokie Fanokie much better. It holds a God referrence that all the academics and Liberals love and respect so well
Dude - it's Rocky Road, with a dollop of chunky peanut butter.
I don't know - what's wrong with being the Team Member? I mean if I was going to have a body part immortalized in fame and glory - member wouldn't be so bad...
Just sayin...
[cough]
OK, I'll shut up now.
Paddy:
Did your Team "member" win the blue ribbon?
Dude -
Well, we know who keeps making Number 2!
Those damned hemp/kerosene cyborgs!!!
Soylent Green is made of Mennonites...Mennonites!!!
[tugging on foppish scarf]
Hawk:
Don't forget, they also wear funny hats. It's all about the funny hats. Masons, Elks, Rotarians, who knows what Illuminati wear. Never trust the guy in the funny hat.
Paddy - If we called him "Our Team Member", that's kind of like "Our Dear Leader" for Kim Jung Il, right?
I hope she realizes that chocolate kills dogs.
Wait a minute...
Chocolate kills dogs...
Cody was a dog...
Cody died...
OH>>>MY>>>GOD!!!!
Of course! I just hope it entered the right events.
[cough]
Can I be the town drunk?
Dude - the bigger the funny hat, the more dangerous they are. Shriners? Tiny Fezes, not so dangerous, maybe papercut ya.
Hose:
No wonder she keeps talking about the dog... it's regret! Shame! Guilt!
Wait, wait, wait... she's got none of that crap in that black little heart of hers. What was I thinking?
"Our Team Member"
I don't know...that just sounds so...communal. Like two of us don't have a pair between us.
Dude:
Watch out for the Shriners! They're holding folded napkins as their little carts are coming straight at us!
Hawk - and don't forget the outmoded affected form of speech they use...like they're from the 9th century or something...
Must be why she switched to peanut butter. Less mess, and doesn't have to explain a dead lover...I mean dog.
Ewwww...I said that outloud, didn't I
Yeah, I dunno. Who wants to be known as
The Holder of the Team Member?
Might give people the wrong idea about what you do around here.
Paddy - "Our Team Member" is more representative, I think, of all of us...kinda like he stands up for all members here.
Where did we go oh so wrong in this thread?
Hose -
Check your dollar bills -
Annuit Coeptis
Novus Ordo Seclorum
Carry out your orders sir!
Is this guy standing up for us on little blue pills or what?
Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!
Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!
Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!
Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!
Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!
Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!
Paddy - Yep, New World Order...like it's a big secret what the imperialist AmeREEKa wants to do.
Okay, this is not the thread you're looking for. Just go on through.
These are not the gerbils you are looking for. You are free to go. Move along.
Denny Crane! Here's how I do it, since I always have to catch up at home after working all day.
Start with the small threads first.
Then read all the big ones, remembering any questions directed toward you in particular.
Last, find the latest thread and post everything there.
Voila, you'll be posting like a champ.
Little blue pills? Little blue pills?!?!?! We don' need no steeenkin' little blue pills!!!
Cast off the shackles that bind you!
Freedom! Freedom!
Hawk - Watch out for any foreign objects in their beards.
Courage!
Hawk:
Good night, and good luck!
Paddy - [arches brow, and nods]
Ayup.
G' evening,
I have a problem or maybe not. Hosedragger-would you mind if I emailed you?
Sven
Hi Sven!
I open up two screens. One has the current thread, the other is the thread that I am trying to catch up on. I use the current thread to answer the stuff from the others, then when done, I go to the surrent one to catch up there. Thus the reason some of my responses seem a bit disjointed, especially if a new thread opens before I get done.
Tis the price you pay for such high quality adult entertainment and wonderfully entertaining small furry land mammals
Hey Mr. Schmo
Hawk - Rather courage, you know, irony.
teh Heh™
Of course not. E-mail away
Hawk -
Amish mortars - did you mean this or this?
I'll be right back
Dare I ask - what's been happening in the Frisch-world? Summarize, and hit only the highest points.
I saw Sinner's previous post, and responded. I see we've had Abbeyweb visitors, poor things. But has Deb herself done anything of interest, or do I need to wait for Thursday?
Could be a problem, either way - but you need to know what to look for.
I still think it's the Liberation Amish Front.
If you weren't meant to e-mail me, I wouldn't have my address available.
Paddy, Paddy, Paddy...couldn't be them...their sharia law forbids the use of the cyborg horses as "unnatural."
Dianna, go to Tim;s site for the latest threats and such
Just got back to my desk.
You folks type FAST.
New thread.
New Thread, teh yay®!
Dianna - link is here for Tim's site.
teh Debster has not been posting at here site.
Next date in the legal world is Sept 25 for a hearing on her RO in Yoo-Jean.
And just all around Batfrischiness with some AW'ers coming by but soon crawling back to their little listserv.
Pet -
They're using real horses to make everyone think it's the ALF.
Dean...if you want to play idiot Liberal, do so on your sites. If you want to come here and share in the fun, then please, be yourself. The Liberal hack thing is old and worn and nobody thinks it is cute here
Wow, still angry
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