Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Warning: this post contains sax and violins.

OPEN THREAD

(But please, for Fatwa's sake: ixnay on the anilowmay.)

221 Comments:

At 5:01 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Teh

 
At 5:08 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

rabbit! you're here!

maybe you can shed some light on the whole boo kitty/nedra thing a couple of threads ago.

you know them both, right? joe has helped a bit, but perhaps you could help some more.

 
At 5:19 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Charlie Parker and Henny Youngman - what a combo that would make.

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger Beau Kitty said...

Dont fergit about me.

I'm a gud spelerr and an An R kist.

Aisle B at tha catbocks at midnite; I wunder if boo kitty wil have tha gutz 2 fite mi.

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Paddy -

"Take my heroin. Please!"

(Okay...even I have to admit that's pretty tasteless.)

 
At 5:27 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Or the "Charlie Parker With Strings" sessions with Henny playing?

 
At 5:37 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Oh dear, I maybe should not have registered at teh AbbeyWeb..but there's comedy gold there:

Hey Deb, it's fine that you like to go out and roll around in the muck with all your play-mates, but how about wiping your feet at the door so you don't track it all in here and get it all over the rest of us.

Her response?
I don't give a rat's ass about your travels or your chitchatting with [X] and the gang. As you've probably noticed, hanging out at the a-web means putting up with a lot of noise per signal.

I ignore you - just ignore me!


I gotta let Tim know I found my way in...

 
At 5:40 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

"I play for two reasons: pleasure, and revenge."

It's an eclectic group; I figured it would get some conversation going.

 
At 5:43 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Sulla -

You ever hear Supersax (with Med Flory)? I thought they were a pretty hip "tribute band".

 
At 5:45 PM, Blogger tim said...

x-la-native~~

teh YAY!™

Yeah~~that find is a keeper. It goes to illustrate teh deb's™ law:

TEH DEB's LAW: "If it doesn't matter to me-me-me, then it doesn't matter."

teh!™

 
At 5:49 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

How is she going to be on a listserv when no one will talk back to her?

That's gotta sting!

 
At 6:00 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

It's not the only listserv where no one will talk to her. *cough*jsdm*cough*

 
At 6:03 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Ottavarima,
I'm not here. I hopped in from doing some research and saw a new thread. I just had to be first. Now I'm gone again. research at teh site means I have to go to teh decontamination unit for awhile.
I'll try to come back after I get the retroactive radiation off my paws.

 
At 6:05 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Bleeding Gums Murphey's only album..."Sax on the Beach"

 
At 6:28 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

g'night all you tricksy VBS gerbils. sleep well when you do go to sleep. in the meantime, post well.

[burrows into the cedar shavings waaaaay on the edge of the cage for a good night's sleep.]

 
At 6:31 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

g'night, Ottava. Sleep well!

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

I used to feel sorry for the moronic bitch, but that's ended. She's hell-bent on destroying herself, and now I'm eager to see it happen. There's been no sign of any redeeming factor, despite your efforts to scour the archives. I say, off with her head.

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Bye, Ottava!

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Uh, I was referring to the brain-dead frisch, in case that wasn't clear.

 
At 6:36 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Denny Crane! -

Nice to see you; it's been a while.

 
At 6:39 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

ITs best that I don't respond to Denny Crane! right now, my back is up and I might say something that I would later like to delete or put behind a tall fence.

I guess that is what seperates me from "teh evil".

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

I would like to nominate HoseDragger as Minister of Defense for his consistantly good slapping of trolls.

What say the VBSers?

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

VERY clear Denny. What other moronic bitch...save Buttbeau, could you be referring to? There are nothing but intelligent and beautiful feamle gerbils here.

Rats and weasels are not allowed.

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Heya DHD'ers! Quite an eventful day, I see.

Tim - with all the Yay™ and Teh Yay™ today, I just had to trot out this "special" avatar.

 
At 6:41 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

And I don't mean Reggie White

 
At 6:42 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I can't wait to se how she spins that last sentance you wrote in Deb Speak, Denny. You know, the Queen of Hearts one.

 
At 6:42 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Sinner - I say HoseDragger's title should be like it used to be in the U.S., the Minister of War! Or perhaps, the Minister of STFU!

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Denny Crane! Glad to see you back posting.

 
At 6:44 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hosedragger for Minister of Defense!
(but get him a bigger axe)

 
At 6:44 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Definitely the Minister of STFU s'il vu plait!

 
At 6:44 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I leave you guys for just a couple of hours and it looks like you're in a full blown outbreak of Anfrixsch. Very deadly.

In the military, we get shots for it.

 
At 6:45 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I left a special message for Teh Bchit on my site today. You know...in honor of her trolling

 
At 6:46 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I would like to nominate HoseDragger as Minister of Defense

I'll second that (if I'm permitted to).

And I like "Minister of STFU".


F. Arbuckle
Minister of Propaganda, DHD

 
At 6:46 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

hey!

do you mind? i'm trying to sleep over here!

but since you asked, sinner, and i'm awake because you gerbils are so funny and loud, i'll second hose as our minister of defense.

and if someone beats my second, then count my vote anyway, please.

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over Beau on I-40. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

Beau replied, "Bout whut?"

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Yes, a bigger Axe is required

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I'll, like, fifth Hose as Minister of STFU.

or Minister of Defense. Whatever the group decides.

 
At 6:50 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

We'll let Hose decide

 
At 6:51 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

paddy -

bwahahahah!

 
At 6:51 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

hose, hose
he's our man
if he can't shut'er up
no one can!

 
At 6:52 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Brenda -

Don't be talking about fifths in here - people will get the wrong ID.

 
At 6:53 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Looks like Buttbeau is proving again that he doesn't know how to tell the truth. Look who was just lurking around my site?

 
At 6:55 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hose -

They have no control. No control at all.

Either that, or he's decided you are one of his very close friends and he can still hang with you.

Lucky, lucky Hose!

 
At 6:55 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Read three pages. i wonder if he was disappointed that I didn't give a shit about him enough to write about him or mention him.

 
At 6:57 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

No sign of that IP in my logs

[pout]

 
At 6:57 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I humbly accept the nomination and will allow you to refer to me as to whatever your hearts desire. I am sure some ladies, such as otta, may not be all that into stating STFU, so use whatever you want.

 
At 6:58 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Well, he did seem awfully concered about what I had to say. Almost transfixed by every post wouldn't you say?

 
At 7:00 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

It's from a commercial site. Might be his home. The others were from somewhere else in Tennessee...like work. Or vice versa.

For someone that gave up the web to huddle in a backwoods shack away from all of us Capitalist pigdogs, is lurking around my pitiful blog the way ANYONE wants to spend their birfday?

 
At 7:00 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

I agree STFU is a little to PG-13 and "War" sounds a bit like we are out there looking for fights...

I think the original "Minister of Defense" fits much better.

 
At 7:01 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

STFU - doesn't that stand for
Shut The Frisch Up?

Why would Otta have a problem with that?

 
At 7:03 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hose,

I just read some of the stuff on your site from Deb to Doc from AW.

You know, sometimes you don’t think she can get worse but then you see stuff like that. I've seen enough. She really is a self-centered psychopath.

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

"War" sounds a bit like we are out there looking for fights...

no body hear is does that

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

BTW: Isn't Barry just so Dreamy?

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Sooooo???

Don't you like what I left her?

And I guess Buttbeau by default?

 
At 7:07 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

I'm always a thread behind...

Yoda said...
Yoda said...
Some off topic thoughts about this community of ours:

I invested (no,...spent) several hours at the site of Deb's recent stop for vomiting resentment, excuse, refusal to be accountable and unmitigated rage.

The Root Beer site was very predictable. Their arguments are stale and a veritable echo chamber...as shown by the reception given John Henry. I don't know who John Henry is but he did a nice job of politely responding to questions that had as their premise...”Just who the hell do you think you are asking questions here?"

Deb was asked why she was trashing up the A&W site with folks like us...John Henry served up a proper riposte..."pay her no attention; I'm here for the subject matter."( NB: I took license with that quote but it represents the basic message).

John Henry was then asked to run through the "Edward Abbey Personal Knowledge Gauntlet". He passed...the response was silence.

At or around this time, Beau, The Great Inquisitor and Nemesis of DHD, and otherwise known as the tormentor of "the rubes", wrote his virtual denouement.

At the same time, Root Beer posters were imploring Deb not to let us in the gates of the Abbeykingdom.

I have to say that I am not surprised....There are liberals and conservatives on DHD, but what sets us apart is the willingness to engage in discussion. There are no abstract discussions here. Period.

Just real life and a lot of humor...which by the way is not helping my work productivity...and you know who you are....Paddy, Hose, Brenda,Tim,Fatwa,Staci, Sulla

6:55 PM

 
At 7:07 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Dean...if you want to play idiot Liberal, do so on your sites. If you want to come here and share in the fun, then please, be yourself. The Liberal hack thing is old and worn and nobody thinks it is cute here...teh?

 
At 7:08 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

It just amazed me that she felt 'neutered', 'raped' and 'castrated' by an editor changing a few words in her letter to the editor - nothing substantial, nothing central to her mini-rant, just a couple of words to add badly needed clarity.

What a poof. If she goes to jail, Large Marge may show her a whole new side of 'editorial policy.'

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I usually don't even check my Sitemeter but just did; Beau's sniffed around a couple of times.

I can post the links if anyone's really interested.

[Waits endlessly for someone to accept offer]

[Looks at watch and taps foot]


That's about what I expected.

Heh.

 
At 7:11 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Yoda:

Moi? Partaking in humorous dissertation in an evil ploy to have you neglect work at he job where you practice your profession of choice?

I am insulted sir. I am only a serious person who would never partake in such shenanigans and tom foolery.

You are just lucky that deuling jousting is no longer allowed, or I would smiteth thee with my gauntlet for besmirching my spotless name and credentials in such a manner.

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Ever since Sulla linked to my blog on Dr. Steven Jones, I've been getting a couple of hits a day from abbey listers, some directly from the link in listserv email that Dweeby so kindly forgot to attribute to me.

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hose -

I loved the cartoon. I'm sure Special Deb will shortly be asking who Phil Collins is and why he matters to her.

Because, comedy/humor/sarcasm? Foreign to her.

In fact, she is so humor-impaired that I'd tell her to keep her day job, but, you know.

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

I even got a hit from an IP that originated from the U.S. House of Representatives directly to that posting. Hmmm...

 
At 7:15 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I personally do not mind the extra traffic, and the more of the Root Beer drinkers read up on their dearest Debbiekins, the more they will realize just what a dangerous nutball she is, and she will loose even more friends.

I can't believe she thinks advertising her crap is a good idea.

 
At 7:16 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Blogger's really Frisched-up right now.

And I've got to make a call; I'll be back later.


Yoda -

Sure...blame it on the innocent VBS kids.

 
At 7:17 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I got one from the House as well the other day. Gee, you think they are under surveliance by the gov? Or is Kennedy's staffers playing in the loony bin?

 
At 7:19 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

I wouldn't be surprised that any group of folks claiming to be anarchists are getting at least some cursory attention from said government that would have to be overthrown.

 
At 7:21 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Is anyone else having weird things happen to their page while viewing it after posting?

Or is the acid kicking in?

 
At 7:22 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

blogger's getting little burpy.

 
At 7:23 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Someone from this place came to my site from Tim's

"Commonwealth of Kentucky Dept. of Information Syst"

 
At 7:24 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - me too, I think that's kentuckyjoe, though.

 
At 7:24 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

My house of reps visitor was from their information systems domain.

 
At 7:26 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Ahhh...I have been getting alot of traffic over the last couple of weeks. About 100 a day. Way more than I ever had. i am going to have to start posting more regularly. Gotta keep teh fans.

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Military readers and other government types included. Far more than before. Not al loofing for Frisch, although that is a huge one when they search.

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Hey Hoser,

Yeah, like I'm the ringleader or something, and I just issued a fatwa. Yesiree, I'm sure that was both a direct threat, and a call for all Jeff's minions to seek her out and attack.

No Deb, that was neither a threat, nor a call to attack. It was a facetious quote from some movie or something.

I am a peaceful person, and you are not even worth the effort to hate. But I'm pretty sick of your bizarre conduct and I have no patience for your existence. I would be extremely indifferent if you disappeared.

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

You know what? Whatever pic file of Barry Manilow that Sinner is using for his avatar is too big, so the page jumps when the comment page finally gives up trying to display it.

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

Petrarchan, I think the anarchists want to destroy the gubmint, not overthrow it, since overthrowing means putting something else in its place, and they just want chaos.

Where is the root beer site?

Yes, bad bumpy Blogger in the northwest corner, too.

 
At 7:29 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - Hawk might have mentioned this site to some of his friends, so that may account for the traffic from those types of domains.

 
At 7:30 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Get that pationate apathy thing? Huh huh duh....

Must drink more.

 
At 7:30 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"It was a facetious quote from some movie or something"

Um Denny, you better check out the lexicons.

 
At 7:30 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Yeah, I've been getting some .mil hits too. Pretty cool!

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

NW - You can find it here. You can join the listserv from there.

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

My guys are watching you all.

It's....

(whispers) the team

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk -
BWAAHAHAHA

that was good.

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - well, don't you have tim blair and instapundit fans? That's a broad spectrum.

 
At 7:37 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

Thanks, Petrarchan. I don't want to join, though. I'm just not a joiner. You know? Besides, kind people here are posting teh deb abbey files for our reading pleasure.

Must fly. Good night, ladies & gentlemen.

 
At 7:37 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Wow,

Everyone got so quiet. I'm only kidding!

I don't really have...

(whispers)A team

As far as you know.

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - By the by, there's video floating around the blogasphere of the 2 guys responsible for "Loose Change" getting their asses handed to them by the editors of Popular Mechanics in a debate. Pretty devastating to the the "truthers."

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Yeah, .edu, .gov, .au, .nz, .ca, .uk.

Whenever I get an autstralanche, the Commonwealth pays a visit.

 
At 7:39 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

see ya NW.

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Read the trancripts from the radio show. Pretty good.

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

[stage whisper]

Corr! It's da Bishop!!!

 
At 7:41 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Hawk, is that "A Team" as in W/ MR. T?

dun-da-dun...dun-dun-dun... dun-ta-da-dun... dun-da-da-da-dun

 
At 7:41 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - yep, I read the transcipt too. Didn't want to see the spittle flying from their frustrated mouths. Reading's faster too.

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Joe and Pet,

I read that interview. Here's a trick I learned. If I can't rebutt your point in an intelligent manner.

LIAR!

LIAR!

HEARST YELLOW JOURNALIST FASCIST!

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Sinner - you need to downsize the pic, it's too big!

 
At 7:43 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Goodnite all... All this sinning mankes me sleepy.

And nobody like a sleepy sinner...

 
At 7:43 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Sinner,

Please, please.

Don't mock....

(whispers) the team

 
At 7:43 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

My avatar pic is hosted a a site that is currently down.

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk - Yep, "Yellow Journalist Mag" was the funniest part of that transcript...Popular Mechanics, that jingoist, fascist rag.

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Sinner - Doh! No wonder the broken pic.

 
At 7:45 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Point me to the Loose Change duel. I HAVE to link it from my site

 
At 7:45 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

"I'm not calling him a liar, I'm calling YOU a liar!"

Just awesome.

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

Yeah, those guys are cut and paste kings, and they won't make any money if all of the quotes get printed out instead of the bits that "prove" a conspiracy.

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

yes,

Their right-leaning, capitalistic, facistic, fascistical, nazi

LIAR

LIAR

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Did Ace have the link, or did Jawa Report?

 
At 7:51 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I thought it was Ace, but I can't find it on there.

 
At 7:51 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Serious thought to an absurd idea.

We us put forth our own conspiracy theory.

I hereby vow to devote the rest of my life to proving that Amish Freedom Fighters infiltrated the NSA, Al Qeada and several influential Hoagie Shops from Philadelphia and staged the whole thing with holograms.

 
At 7:51 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Found it here. Via Ace.

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I blame society

 
At 7:53 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I BLAME THE AMISH!

 
At 7:53 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

holograms? No, no, no...it was a laser lightshow reflected off the moon after hitting some swamp gas...da gubmint didn't have the hologram perfected yet.

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

The Amish had to recruit some Methodist stringers to handle the technology for it, because their Sharia won't let them touch silicon with their left hand.

 
At 7:56 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk, was it the Liberation Amish Front, or the Amish Liberation Front that was responsible? We just...don't...know...

 
At 7:56 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Pet,

It was very apparent in Doctor Hecklesteins dissertation of 1987 that holograms were indeed a viable means of causing a fraud of this magnitude. When are you going to learn that the man control the microphone. He want you to think it was lasers, because it’s so easy to disprove.

 
At 7:57 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk - one word: Magnets!

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

A big HONKIN' MASER!

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

It was infra-rays!

 
At 7:59 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Seriously,

How can you take the most chronicled tragedy in our history…..

Man I just don’t know about some of those folks.

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - yeah, it couldn't have been those xtra-rays

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I think this site offers the best story about how that viral video "Loose Change" got started.

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Did I scare everyone away?

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk - I agree with you there. That was the gist of my blog posting about that BYU professor.

 
At 8:02 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

I think Hose is busy adding the transcript link to his blog.

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk - If you haven't already, really do pick up the 9/11 Commission report, and pick up the Debunking 9/11 Myths book.

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - I was starting to check that site out after one of the commenters mentioned it.

 
At 8:05 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

OK...that's going to take some time to read.

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

Sorry, I was just reading through the transcript of the PM debate. The first time I read it, only half the interview was done at that point. What fun!

 
At 8:10 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

pet,

Doesn't it kill you though that you would be compelled to do that? It's like looking for boogie men in the closet, but it's because the little kid in the bed is a wise-ass, not because he's scared.

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

This assbag, accuses a father of being in on the conspiracy while his son died on flt 77.

He should be sued.

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Sorry about that word.

I try not to talk like that.

Hose,

Call him an assbag for me.

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk - it kills me because people who are drawn to conspiracy theories are the same kind of people that believe in UFOs or Bigfoot. It replaces religion with something to believe in that can't be shaken by fact. What's worse is the people that use tragedies as proof of their world view, subordinating the event to a piece of their argument.

 
At 8:13 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

That part where the father goes golfing so he doesn't think of his kid getting killed, made me really mad at the callousness of these people. They admit that they never interviewed the father.

 
At 8:15 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

You know what? I don't think there ever was a World Trade Center. It is all a plot by the Free Masons. All the scenes of Manhatten are just chromakey technology set up to bring about the "New World Order"

When the time was right, the oil companies needed to bring about the coup to raise gas prices and increase their coffers. George Lucas had secretly been working on perfecting the media necessary to create the computer generated "tradgedy" utilizing the "Star Wars" technology to implement the desigen. It was cleverly disguised for years, as Reagan had repeatedly referrenced the "Star Wars" plan in several speeches alluding to protecting this country.

Finally the day came when we were to overthrough all the Arab governments to get their oil and make the Midle East as much ours as the Mid West, as we did by stealing California, Texas, New Mexico and Arizona from the Aztecs and Montezuma.

The "Star Wars" plan was in effect and the Level 33 Mason pushed the button. Seeing as how Bush was a Rube, Cheney, the other 33rd degree, had him removed and placed in safe keeping, unplugging him from the main frame as his diction and word choices were making it harder to hide the fact that Bush was a cyborg, thus giving away the whole plot.

Things were going well until two 20 year old college drop outs finally looked deeper and uncovered everything. While they were doing well, it was too much to hope for as there were at least 50,000 people involved, including the over 3000 "volunteers" that the men in the black suits would hace to erradicate after landing in their hometowns in their black helicopters.

Cheny was recently heard to say, in a secretly recorded conversation at the local Washington D.C. Scottish Rite Temple:

"Damn it...we would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddlesome kids!"

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Check pet.

Kennedys investigation by the Warren Commision might not have been perfect. But it wasn't so flawed as to cause the cottage industry of theorists that live by their stories. Most Americans didn't want to believe one little guy could have been responsible for all the damage that was caused.
These guys feed that need to make it something different.

 
At 8:17 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

What an F'n assbag.

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Great Hose,

Now I have to drive home with pee in my pants!

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

You know what? You're right! It was holograms for almost 30 years! Those damn illuminati!

 
At 8:21 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - Free Masons, Illuminati, Knights Templar, same diff [sniff].

 
At 8:22 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

But it WASN'T the Priory of Scion...they were a little preoccupied with that Jesus bloodline thing.

 
At 8:23 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

"When people stop believing in God, they don't believe in nothing -- they believe in anything."
-- GK Chesterton

 
At 8:24 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Oh great. I tell you just how serious this issue is, and that there are bigger issues and evil at work in our government...and Pet is sitting hee making jokes. Real nice.

 
At 8:27 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Amish Liberation Front, I'm telling ya...

 
At 8:27 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

...Because Bush is a Methodist!

 
At 8:27 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Do you ever see the Amish interviewed on TV?

NO!

Why?

Because we want to eternally remain the last guys you'd think about.

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

they want..

blew that one!

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Did you guys read he last report from the Head of the DHD-CIA Tim? Just F'n classic

 
At 8:29 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Do they ever let us look in their big fancy barns?

NO!

Why?

That's where all the freedom fighters are billeted.

 
At 8:30 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk - heh

So...how much did you pay your Methodist Stooge George Boosh?

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Somebody post a list of all the different offices and office holders from here. I am confused as to who is who. Tim is Director of DHD-CIA, I am the Minister of Defense, Fatwa is Minister of Propaganda....

What else?

 
At 8:32 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - awesome, indeed.

 
At 8:33 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

And what exactly are the Amish feeding those horses anyway? Looks suspicious to me.

 
At 8:33 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Sulla must have a title better than "Team Member".

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - aren't you the official Scribe?

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Sinner is the Almighty High Muckety-Muck and Sulla is Vice Muckety-Muck. Or the equivalent thereof.

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

We need to infiltrate their

Amish
Society of
Soldiers in
Buggies
Against the
Government

2 C what they're up to.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

I am the Holder of the Holy Writ DHD Lexicon.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - their horses are special cyborgs made from hemp technology and kerosene hydraulics...that's why their farts smell so bad.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

You can see it in their eyes. When idiotic college professors who teach Decision Making come up and stick ice cream in their face and make fun of them, their eyes say "Just wait....soon you will all pay".

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk - Can't say it, but sure can spell it, huh?

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

We must be wary of the sooper seekrit maser powered hammers the Amish use to "raise" their barns.

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - I was just gonna keep calling Sulla "Number 1", but he might take it the wrong way.

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Is that Rocky Road ice cream?

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - they raise their barns...with their minds!!!

[homage to Ace, natch]

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Well, we know who keeps making Number 2!

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I like Lord God King High Hokie Fanokie much better. It holds a God referrence that all the academics and Liberals love and respect so well

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Malachi Yoder is the ring leader.
Think about, Usama has a beard. They have beards. What more proof do you need. You guys need to listen to me or you'll find yourself wearing black staightleg trousers with suspenders and doing a barnraising!

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - it's Rocky Road, with a dollop of chunky peanut butter.

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

I don't know - what's wrong with being the Team Member? I mean if I was going to have a body part immortalized in fame and glory - member wouldn't be so bad...

Just sayin...

[cough]

OK, I'll shut up now.

 
At 8:41 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Spell what?

Oh, holy cow. Well I guess that's their little joke.

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Paddy:

Did your Team "member" win the blue ribbon?

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude -
Well, we know who keeps making Number 2!

Those damned hemp/kerosene cyborgs!!!

Soylent Green is made of Mennonites...Mennonites!!!
[tugging on foppish scarf]

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Their cows have LASERS.

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

Don't forget, they also wear funny hats. It's all about the funny hats. Masons, Elks, Rotarians, who knows what Illuminati wear. Never trust the guy in the funny hat.

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Paddy - If we called him "Our Team Member", that's kind of like "Our Dear Leader" for Kim Jung Il, right?

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Joe,

There are SO many clues.

The hats, the beards, why won't people listen?

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I hope she realizes that chocolate kills dogs.

Wait a minute...

Chocolate kills dogs...

Cody was a dog...

Cody died...

OH>>>MY>>>GOD!!!!

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Of course! I just hope it entered the right events.

[cough]

Can I be the town drunk?

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - the bigger the funny hat, the more dangerous they are. Shriners? Tiny Fezes, not so dangerous, maybe papercut ya.

 
At 8:46 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

No wonder she keeps talking about the dog... it's regret! Shame! Guilt!

Wait, wait, wait... she's got none of that crap in that black little heart of hers. What was I thinking?

 
At 8:46 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

"Our Team Member"

I don't know...that just sounds so...communal. Like two of us don't have a pair between us.

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Watch out for the Shriners! They're holding folded napkins as their little carts are coming straight at us!

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk - and don't forget the outmoded affected form of speech they use...like they're from the 9th century or something...

 
At 8:48 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Must be why she switched to peanut butter. Less mess, and doesn't have to explain a dead lover...I mean dog.


Ewwww...I said that outloud, didn't I

 
At 8:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Yeah, I dunno. Who wants to be known as

The Holder of the Team Member?

Might give people the wrong idea about what you do around here.

 
At 8:49 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Paddy - "Our Team Member" is more representative, I think, of all of us...kinda like he stands up for all members here.

 
At 8:51 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Where did we go oh so wrong in this thread?

 
At 8:51 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hose -

Check your dollar bills -

Annuit Coeptis

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Carry out your orders sir!

 
At 8:51 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Is this guy standing up for us on little blue pills or what?

 
At 8:51 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Ya know what I hate about this site? I get lost in the freakin' open threads!

I'll post on one, then another will open. I'll move to the new one, and neglect to return to the previous one. If I eventually do, then I find comments to me that I would have liked to respond to and I feel rude for not doing so.

Must drink more.

Denny Crane!

BTW, Mariposa: The episode in Season 2 where they were salmon fishing in British Columbia was my first, and favorite, episode. Having grown up in Alaska watching first run episodes of Star Trek, and then becoming a conservative-leaning lawyer, the show was tailor made for me. I was hooked at "cling-ons?" (ok, Klingons) as he was drinking scotch with his feet in the river. And when he shot his first steelhead, I spit up my martini olive. It's the best legal show ever (since I grew tired of Ally McBeal).

 
At 8:51 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!

Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!

Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!

Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!

Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!

Lord God High Hokie Fanokie!!

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Paddy - Yep, New World Order...like it's a big secret what the imperialist AmeREEKa wants to do.

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Okay, this is not the thread you're looking for. Just go on through.

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

These are not the gerbils you are looking for. You are free to go. Move along.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Denny Crane! Here's how I do it, since I always have to catch up at home after working all day.

Start with the small threads first.
Then read all the big ones, remembering any questions directed toward you in particular.
Last, find the latest thread and post everything there.

Voila, you'll be posting like a champ.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Little blue pills? Little blue pills?!?!?! We don' need no steeenkin' little blue pills!!!
Cast off the shackles that bind you!
Freedom! Freedom!

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Gents,

Gotta drive home and do more computer work. Plus, I need to check the perimeter for Amish Freedom Fighters setting up mortars.

 
At 9:01 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Denny,

Lawyer,

Do you give serious, free advice?

Do you , Denny, know tax law?

 
At 9:01 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hawk - Watch out for any foreign objects in their beards.

Courage!

 
At 9:03 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

Good night, and good luck!

 
At 9:03 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Paddy - [arches brow, and nods]
Ayup.

 

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