Thursday, September 14, 2006

Merry Frischmas, Gerbils! Our own Debster, whose SWP has been remarkably silent for nearly two weeks and who has managed to lock down the AbbeyWeb tighter than her own personal Jonestown Guyana, misses all the interactive attention she used to get.

So she has been making drive-by appearances at her favorite "stalker" sites.

"It's Thursday. Bring on Teh Crazy!® Dance, monkey, dance!"

Update: tim @ tehdebabbeyfiles breaks a biggie. Lesson: anarchists imposing rules on other anarchists rarely works. The more Deborah Frisch acts like a tyrannical thug, the fewer places she's likely to find refuge, and the faster she will overstay her welcome in the few that remain.

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138 Comments:

At 9:56 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

Tricksy blogger beta - they've added a keyword feature!

 
At 9:58 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Breaking news at tehdebabbeyfiles

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger do0om219 said...

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At 10:06 AM, Blogger tim said...

*^^*

I didn't write all the details
of the email I got, but...

Secret Santa (as I'm calling
the source) is dug in pretty
deep. Even if teh abbeywebbers
squash the last year of non-
participating peeps...they're
gonna miss this one. ;)

heh®
teh™

 
At 10:24 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

Thansk everyone! Have a good rest of the day and please stop the bullying before this gets out of hand.

this was out of hand long before you ever heard of Jeff Goldstein.

The bully Frisch is whining that her old tricks no longer work. Her reign of Internet terror is ending. If the lawsuits don't get her the Lane County Courts or the feds will.

 
At 10:28 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

do0om219:

Ooh! I'm a bully! And he KNOWS my name, as if that isn't on the third line of my blog. And he thinks I care about the paste-eating Jeff Goldstein. Shouldn't Ms. Frisch be in permanent detention already for her bullying a pre-preschooler?

You have a nice day, too.

 
At 10:28 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Dear Gerbils and Gerbilettes -

The audio project alluded to earlier in the week is still on the boards, but it's turning out to be more involved than I'd first thought.

In the meantime, since I do not wish to be accused of shirking my sworn duties (and because it's Frischmas), here's some quick and dirty aural snark:

The TEH-TV Sunday Night Movie

I'm going to err on the side of caution and say POSSIBLY NOT WORK-FRIENDLY

You may have to scoll down a bit and/or wait for the file to load.

Audio geeks: I used a wee bit of pitch change on one of the voices.

Music once again courtesy of the Fatwa Arbuckle Dead Projects Archive®.


Snidely yours,

F. Arbuckle
Minister of Propaganda, DHD

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Hi do0om219
Welcome to DHD. We don't have many rules here, we're entirely open and only frown on a few things.
Drive by posting is one of them. Please come back and join the conversation. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a root beer and have some fun.

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

D@mn! I didn't get mentioned again! I'm goin' to have to step it up a few notches.

Bilge - telegraph flank speed on the chaise longue.

Hose - hoist the market umbrella

Yoda - break out the whisky reserves for the crew and send teh WTF Vodka to the flight deck - Hawk will know what to do with it.

Brenda - set out the acrylic glasses and tie down the chair cushions.

Gerbils, summer may be over, but the patio is fully loaded!

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Fatwa Arbuckle, super genius!

I hope the pitch change was electronic and not induced by a pair of vice-grips.

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

"Yoda - break out the whisky reserves for the crew and send teh WTF Vodka to the flight deck"

Paddy
I can't, the Root Beer gang drank it all this morning during the purge

 
At 10:37 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

do0om219,

You left me out.

Of course, all I do is try to help Deb write better poetry. Not that seh pays any attention.

 
At 10:38 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Fatwa:

Great Stuff!

Ow, ow, quit it.

Heh.©

 
At 10:38 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

SWEET MOTHER OF MYSTERY!

The Poster of Doom knows our double-secret identities!

WE'RE DOOMED!

I, for one, am really, really, REALLY scared. I'd be shaking in my boots if I only had a pair.

Sinner, we've got to do something! Does anyone know how long it would take to perform a low-level format on teh entire internet?

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

D@mn anarchists! Bunch of freeloading, liberal, panty-waists.

Alright, let me get this still going. Bilge? Do you have any of those lifeboat rations we can use as a source of convertible sugars? Good.

Taste? No, don't worry about taste, I'll just add a little bunker oil at the end. Besides, it's for Dwebbie.

 
At 10:41 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Uh oh...guess I'm going to be added to the "bully" list for my promo. (I'm sure it must afoul of some zero-tolerance rule.)

"Oh, please Mr. 219, don't call my Mommy!"

Heh. Strictly amateur sarcasm, too.

Yes, do pop a root beer open, do0om, old boy, and stick around; we'll have some real fun with you.

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger tim said...

Fred~~

We could always bar the
doors! Require double-secret
passwords, purge everyone
'suspicious'

sound like a plan? ;)

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

POSSIBLY NOT WORK-FRIENDLY

Fatwa,

What about ante-garments? Is it "friendly" to those?

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Fred -

The Poster of Doom knows our double-secret identities!

How did she find out that we are all Jeff Goldstein!?

and

Denny Crane!?

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Tim,

I don't know. I'm too frightened to think.

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

WE'RE DOOMED!
Dammit! What's that from?!!

Other than that...

I got noticed! teh Yay™!

[cue sound of clapping]

 
At 10:47 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Paddy,

Oh, that's just GREAT! Now he knows who we REALLY are! Thanks to YOU!

I'm gettin' outta here!

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger do0om219 said...

Miss Deeley I appreciate your concern and perhaps after Mr. Sinner has finished with the first bunch of louts we can fit you in.

 
At 10:52 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

This is ridiculous; I'm feeling slighted because the Do0om219 can't do the simple research required to find my name! I haven't made it easy enough!

On the other hand, missing the deluge of spam sounds like a plan.

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

Fantastic, do0om219!

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Now, what on earth is a "tidy" meal?

 
At 10:54 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Dianna -

Perhaps it is eaten from a Tidy Bowl?

Heh...potty humor.

 
At 10:55 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Teh Yay®!

I'm not just a bully, I'm a lout!

Am I a lout to write anything on the internet? Or has that been dis a lout too? Can I no longer think a lout? Or do I have to be quiet now?

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

fatwa,

Let us hope not! That would be in direct contradiction of the "nutritious" part of his introduction.

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Dianna
Is a tidy meal like a Lunchables?

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

If we can't bully, can we taunt? Or does that fall under the same rules as what you can and cannot do at the zoo?

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Mr. Doom,

I never liked this site at all! The people here MADE me post! I'm leavin' Ms. Frisch alone. I promise I will not utter a single disparaging word about that imbecilic, vomit-speckled, crusty-crotch-cunt ever again!

Uh...starting NOW.

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Dianna -

That would be in direct contradiction of the "nutritious" part of his introduction.

I dunno 'bout that...when was the last time you ate school cafeteria food?

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

*Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn*

Mornin all...what's shakin?

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

Yoda, lunchables leave crumbs behind, so they're not tidy. Furthermore, if you read the ingredients, a lunchable is so far from nutritious that an environmentalist could never bring him/herself to think of one without spitting!

Fatwa, you may have a point. I shudder at the memory of what the school cafeteria could do to spinach.

 
At 11:08 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

FATWA ARBUCKLE!!

( To the tune of Denny Crane!)

 
At 11:10 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey rabbit:

Thanks for the comment this morning. I hope you caught the deeper meaning of the post.

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I did.

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger Saccoandvanzettianarchistandguilty said...

When we come to your town for a peace protest, (roll eyes here) or to disrupt a G-8 summit, don't get the wrong idea. Just because we're a bunch of bandana wearing thugs who hide our face and partol these events in large groups bullying people doesn't mean we're yellow-bellied cowards. We have club rules and rules are rules. But honest, we're not bedwetting pansies.

doOom- Remember, the boss said to quit using the Village People Avatars!

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

It seems someone else did not. Oh well...tis a shame. I hate calling in favors.

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

Hello all. Been a while. Did I miss anything?

Debslation:
Hell Oh awl. Bin a wile. Did eye miss nething?

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Dianna -

A tidy meal is one where you have your napkin on your lap (used to daintily dab at the corners of your mouth) and take small bites out of your finger sandwiches (pinkies extended, of course). During the meal you make polite conversation and sip quietly from your WTF Vodka®.

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

do0om, dear chap -

Believe me when I tell you that your churlish, not to mention childish, attempts to reveal our super-double-secret identities is already laughable.

Amateur snark and amateur sleuthing.

Dianna -

Trust me...that wasn't spinach.

 
At 11:17 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Trust me...that wasn't spinach.

More Soylent Green, anyone?

 
At 11:18 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEPS!

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

So let me get this straight, and please correct me if I am wrong.

Threatening children and considering them "Fair Game" when you are too big of a coward to take on an adult, threatening to overthrow the government, stalking and harrassing ex and never girlfriends, stalking and harrassing former employers and coworkers, threatening and blackmailing smae are all good.

Exposing people that committ the afore-mentioned items bad.

Did I miss something here? It is morning and I did just wake up and haven't had any coffee yet..so please correct my errors...I won't take offense.

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Had to kill a post on this thread.

I don't like it, but as a man of my word, even to a lout like Beau, I am honor bound to remved AbbeyWeb lister's names and emails. Since Blogger [spit] has only "delete" or "Really Delete" as options (as opposed to edit), my hands are tied.

A promise is a promise...

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger Saccoandvanzettianarchistandguilty said...

doOom,

You might want to get used to this view.

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

Paddy, I appear to have lost the comment I was going to make.

So: it's tea one drinks with one's pinky extended (if male) and curled back against the palm if female. Finger sandwiches (please remove the crusts!) are held between the forefinger and thumb, with the free hand used to steady one's plate.

None of this is relevant to the modern world.

Which explains why I know it.

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger Saccoandvanzettianarchistandguilty said...

What do you call two anarchists executed for robbery and murder even if they claim it was a trumped up charge?

anyone...

anyone...

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Now, I am not sure if they think they found my name or not...but I really hope these "Super SLeuths" are stupid enough to think that I have ever used my real name ever anywhere on the internet or on my computer do they? I mean, come on...what with wannabe anarchists threatening to do identity theft and such.

Oh, and the lame-ass who sent me the e-mail this morning wanting me to click a link to fill out a loan app?

Come on guys...that was freshman stuff. You can do better than THAT.

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Hey folks

Lunch time-wading through the AW fallout.

As Ed would say they, are touchier than lesbians.

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

The list has been around for over 12 years, probably a 1000 members passing through its virtual ranks, and there has never been a response like this.

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Dianna -

I'm sorry. I obviously wasn't clear. I meant that the pinkies should be extended from the finger sandwiches, not from your own hands.

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Fred, RE: Fred: Mertz!

Sven: Rock and Roll! A first!

Something tells me we just made their decade!

 
At 11:31 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Youve confirmed their worse fears, sinner. Now, just what is your connection to Karl Rove?

 
At 11:32 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Now..was I mistaken in that someone had posted something that says Deb is no longer there?

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Or are you all guys with Swift Boat Veterans for Truth? Funny how this site sprang up 122 days, 6 hours, and 22 minutes before the next election.

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hose -

You read that correctly.

BTW, two great posts on your site. Obviously even a clue-by-four isn't enough for some people.

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey cool...Cheech and Chong's Next Movie is on. Uncut and unedited

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

In the past on AW, people left on their own accord, or were politely pushed out through the group's "back channel". It has or had a very active one.

How they let Deb stay on for so long is kind of a mystery to me; Im curious too if they let her stay on while kicking out all the newer folks.

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hose -
[cue Abbott and Costello]

Which one?

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Sinner,

Well, that's two votes for Fred, putting Fred one vote in front of Fred. Personally, I kind of liked Fred. But since I asked for input, and the majority of votes have gone to Fred, I'll have to go with Fred, as opposed to Fred.

 
At 11:39 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

Svenlanka,

Seriously? Good lord!

The only reason we care at all, at all, is because of teh Deb.

They need to rein in their paranoia. I saw some rather nice pictures via the list, and some of them seemed quite pleasant. Some of the chat about books was interesting, though Abbey has never been my cup of tea. I have no wish to interfere with their good times, or even to trouble them.

Perhaps someone could reassure them?

 
At 11:39 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I find it really funny and entertaining that these idiots think we give a rat's bohookie about them. There is only one object of our affection.

Had Buttbeau and Felchingboy just stayed in their own sandbox, noone would have even known they existed. however, their own little egos couldn't abide by not being the center of attention and targetted for victimhood, and thus did everything they could to achieve such status.

So now we are to assume they are going to play a game of extortion and blackmail, attempting to intimidate us by thinking or possibly getting people's names here, as though it would mean anything to us.

Have you ever heard of anything more childish?

But then again, as none of us have anything to hide from anyone and need not fear any little childish games, they obviously do and Peter Rabbit might find it best to stay out of Mr. McGregor's garden. After all, we wouldn't want to become martyrs to the cause.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Hey cool...Cheech and Chong's Next Movie is on. Uncut and unedited

Mexican Americans
Don't only get into gang fights.
They like flowers
And movies
And white girls named Debbie toooo.

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Dianna -

Reassure anarchists???

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Saccoandvanzettianarchistandguilty said...

"I find it really funny and entertaining that these idiots think we give a rat's bohookie about them. There is only one object of our affection."

Make no mistake; these are some seriously evil people. I believe they are capable of anything.

 
At 11:45 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

Paddy,

Why not? Perhaps if they were all sent Kropotkin's essay, Mutual Aid?

That is a reassuring read, and might settle their minds.

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey Hawk...I hope your tax issues are doing better. I have this friend who is really having troubles with the IRS. It is driving him nuts. I mean, the fear and worry he has is driving him to distraction. Sometimes he just wants to end it all. So hopefully you get yours worked out. I'd hate for that to happen to you.

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Hi Dianna,

There isnt a real "them" to reassure. Im not sure how this all went down over there. Christer created the list but doesnt really participate. He never posts, maintains the site, and comes to America once in awhile for Abbeyfest.

I assume some AW members contacted him directly and he took action. I would like to believe that he booted Deb out and did so based on her recent post with personal info on members here, and rehashes of her legal woes.

And cleared out newer members just to keep his flock happy.

If you wanted to extend an olive branch, it should be to him, not the list.

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Hi Hosedragger,

Where are these threats-Im digging around but not seeing them-can you point me in the right direction?

Thanks

 
At 11:53 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

Svenlanka,

I doubt it would help, at this point. I'm sorry Christer was dragged into this at all - or the Abbeyweb. Most of the writers seemed to be innocent by-standers.

Keeping the focus on Deb, and causing her to get some help, are the only reason I was following this. Now, I rather like the people here, so I hang out and chat. If Deb's no longer dragging the Abbeyweb into matters, then the people on the list will be left alone.

None of this is their fault. It's a shame that their discussions were interrupted by something so extraneous.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Well, Sven, if that is the case then I believe we should call off the dogs. If she is gone, and he did so to clean house, then I don't see any reason to go back. I believe she is, as she has struck out agai to other places after getting the boot.

The only reason some of us were there is that she was posting there and continuing the "brawl" where she thought noone would call her on her shit.

I never had a problem, as I know you guys didn't, with them. It was Teh Deb we were after.

Buttbeau and Felchingboy invited themselves into and get what they deserve.

However, I feel we need proof that Teh Frischinator is indeed gone.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"Sometimes he just wants to end it all. So hopefully you get yours worked out. I'd hate for that to happen to you."

Hose, what the heck are you talking about.

1. Not really a tax problem, just don't want to pay more than I need to.

2. There is no amount of money I would consider worth harming myself over.

What an aweful thing to say.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger do0om219 said...

Speak it out loud brother Svenlanka!

 
At 11:56 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Sven:

The threats are in the form of Buttbeaus little post up on his site claiming all this supper sekrit info, as well as this Doomboi that came here this morning.

 
At 11:58 AM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

I believe that the "tidy meal" post was made in the a.m. (at least on my coast), and "tidy" is oft-used by our British friends, so my tidy-meal menu would be: a coddled egg, a crumpet and, of course, a cup of tea.

In keeping with the Peter Rabbit theme, I'll have chamomile.

Mr. Doom, I believe I am sitting in your section.

 
At 11:59 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hawk:

E-mail me.

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Hose,
The threats are in the form of Buttbeaus little post up on his site
A link to make the search shorter?

Thanks.

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Oh, for cryin' out loud!

Are we suffering a nic-jacking?

Do0m, do you have anything more to contribute to the discussion of a "tidy" meal?

 
At 12:03 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

Thansk everyone! Have a good rest of the day and please stop the bullying before this gets out of hand.

oooooh! another troll to point at and laugh about!

yay!

but . . . please can i poke this one just a bit?

please sinner? please sulla?

please ministers of propaganda, intel, and defense?

i won't poke hard. and i'll even use a feather rather than pointy sticks or sharp gerbil teeth.

 
At 12:03 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

here you go

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

I couldn't agree with you more, hawksp, regarding money.

I'm confused. Are people taking sven seriously as a bad guy? I mean, there's got to be some /sarc in that Swift Boat post, right?

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Thanks, hose.

So is that the dooom219 feller here now? Looks familiar.

So is Deb out of the AW haven doom?

 
At 12:05 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Ottava -

Nobody here is the boss of you.

GO FOR IT!

 
At 12:06 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

No, Doom-Boi is here to give us all a demonstration in hypocrisy. He is attempting to show how superior he is that he is able to come to a posting site that doesn't claim to be against rules but actually puts passwords up, kicks random people out and deletes things.

Everyone give Doom-Boi a hand. He has truly shown what hypocrites are.

Thanks for coming here after asking us not to go there.

What an ass...he'll be here all day. Enjoy the buffet

 
At 12:06 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Sven, do0om219 is too articulate (so far) and too understated to be teh Deb.

Otherwise, I have no idea. Is he one of Abbeyweb's?

 
At 12:06 PM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Don't forget the cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off Doom, since your making a trip to the kitchen anyway.

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Yeah, Doom is an abbeywebber but I forget his handle over there.

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

That riseup bunch with its pc crapola guidelines got the smack down when a true anarchist Abbeyist broke the new censorship rule.

Thank you, Santa Claus.

Now what's-his-name@riseup thinks that he's going to filter access to posts that Tim has already chronicled & is continuing to post? Ha!

Thank you, Tim.

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Or are you all guys with Swift Boat Veterans for Truth? Funny how this site sprang up 122 days, 6 hours, and 22 minutes before the next election.

122 days, 6 hours, 22 minutes?

2934.36 hours?

176062 minutes?

10563720 seconds?

I question the timing.

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Sven -

Thanks again for the tale you shared last night.

The bit with the overalls was a particularly nice touch.

Ever considered a part-time, unpaid career in propaganda?

F. Arbuckle
Ministry of Propaganda, DHD

 
At 12:11 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Well, well, well! Just got caught up on the comments, AAAAND:

DOOM I don't know who Kendra Kayel is, but I can pretty much guess how you got that name. Just so you know and perhaps to stop you from e-bombing some other poor soul:

My first name really is Brenda.
I can guarantee that I am not named Kayel, nor do I have any relatives named Kayel, nor have I ever met anyone named Kayel.

Putz.

 
At 12:11 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

fatwa!

ah ha ha ha FREAKING ha!

 
At 12:11 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Svenlanka

It doesn't matter, just so long as it's not her with yet another nic.

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

I thought that paste tasted bad!

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

No, its not Deb.

Come on Doom, explain how the lockout on AW went down.

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Make no mistake; these are some seriously evil people. I believe they are capable of anything.

YEAH! Like bleeding, swelling, and twitching.

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

Okay, confusion gone. Just ignore me.

Anyway, since no one has served up either the breakfast (egg & crumpet) or the lovely cucumber sandwich also requested, I would like to point out that I have bad-ass ninja martini making skills, and could possibly serve the party on the battened-down patio, if I'm welcome.

I refuse to serve WTF Vodka to anyone, but instead will supply the best we northwesterners have to offer: Crater Lake Vodka, filtered through charcoal ten times.

Mmm.

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Ottava -

ah ha ha ha FREAKING ha!

Not sure precisely what you found so amusing (but I'm delighted to have caused a modicum of mirth).


BrendaK -

Hi!

And heh.

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Fred,

You mean I should invite them to the dojang? Kung-fu Fridays are always fun; that's why I go drinking instead.

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Sven,

Shhhhh I AM Karl Rove

Oh, and Jeff Goldstein too...

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Mmmm....coffee...

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Thanks, fatwa, glad you liked it. The real kicker was going to be when I had a BBQ and a slew of Abbeyweebers were going to show up. My brother-in-law ran security at a strip club-I had a Sven all picked out. She was going to show up before they arrived, mingle with the other guests, run around for a bit, and then disappear.

My wife, wisely, nixed that plan.

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Saccoandvanzettianarchistandguilty said...

Make no mistake; these are some seriously evil people. I believe they are capable of anything.


Interactions between individual DHDers and individual AWers have been far more positive than not.

Evil? Deb, certainly. Most of the AWers probably just want to be left alone.

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

NWer -

Thanks for your comment re tidy-brekkies.

Can I fetch you a nice scone and some orange marmalade?

I'm afraid I'm out of kippers today; sorry.

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Paddy;

"Alright, let me get this still going. Bilge? Do you have any of those lifeboat rations we can use as a source of convertible sugars? Good."

Paddy me lad, I can tell that you rarely have visited the boiler room...making and condensing steam from various and sundry liquids is our long suit.

And if ye won't imbibe it, ye can fuel the F-18's with it.

IOTW, give up on the still, we've fair got a bottling plant in the basement.

Haven't you ever wondered why the charred oak barrels are doing in the #1 hold tween deck?

Regards (hic);

 
At 12:20 PM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Fatwa!

Ow, quit it!!! LMAO

Bravo!

 
At 12:20 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Benda:

I am assuming that the Mikey comment is me based on the weird little default name that keeps coming up on the computers here at my house.

I guess the super sleuths didn't keep reading farther to discover that no one knows where that name came up or why...and if they are being clever by thinking that is it, then they are waaaaaaaayyyy off course.

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Hey turd219 - you forgot me!

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Dianna,

Three words:

spinning
outside
crescent

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Frisch;

Y'know, it's quite something that you can find out peoples' meatspace identities.

It's quite something else that you post them online.

But have you considered that it is entirely possible that THEY can find out your exact home address?

Perhaps something you should consider in your "Decisionmaking".

Lickie the Toadie;

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Come on Doom-the real story behind the AW lockdown?

And related to your 10:05 AM post, dont forget, I know real names, real addresses, and real organizations where people work too.

It would be very uncool to elevate this pissing contest when in reality it has nothing to do with AW, and only has to do with Deb-who in reality you guys should have reined in on your own site on numerous occassions.

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Because as far as I know, there ain't no one here by that name.

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Fred,

Ah. Those three.

Repeat after me:

"The ground is my friend."

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger hobart said...

"If she is gone, and he did so to clean house, then I don't see any reason to go back."

See y'all later, then. Deb ain't there no more.

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Sven - Spinning back kick, and a roundhouse to the jaw!

IOW Way to go!

 
At 12:30 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hobart:

Well spanky, I was never there in the first place, so...snark elsewhere.

However, as long as Buttbeau, Felchingboy and all the rest...such as yourself..continue...

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

SFYankee (and everyone else who said nice things about the promo) -

I actually have a lot of fun making those things.

There's the childish glee as they come together, and then an appreciative bunch of friends to share 'em with.

Schweet.

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

You don't need to know who I am, after all. I'm just Denny Crane's hot-tub girl. (I can't resist yachts.)

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Oh-Oh...

Sinner has a new thread, with big bold letters and EVERYTHING!

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Hobart -

Excellent news. Thank you for the update.

I doubt her next hosts will be anywhere near as tolerant.

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger Southern Fried Yankee said...

Well, I love them Fatwa...you are very talented!

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

I want orange marmalade and proof that teh deb is gone from Abbeyweb. Let one of our own back in to verify your story.

Then I'll believe you.

 
At 12:38 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

northwesterner

Let's take their word for it; we'll see teh crayzee elsewhere. You know she can't restrain herself.

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

You know, I like do0om's definition of bullying. My brother and I have never posted anything on her scum-spittle bucket of a site, so anything she or anyone else has a problem with would be comments left on this site or associated DHD sites.

I have written exactly ONE post, concerning her activity in July, which qualifies several THOUSAND bloggers as bullies.

My brother has not written ONE thing about Ms. Frisch on his blog, nor has commented on any site in which she is a community member.

Bullies seek their targets out, while booger-eating freaks taunt the "cool" kids for not liking them. Which one if Ms. Frisch? And which one are you?

 
At 12:43 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

Saccoandvanzettianarchistandguilty

Did anyone answer your question?

"What do you call two anarchists executed for robbery and murder even if they claim it was a trumped up charge?"
Well, of course, you get a Rosenberg Spritzer, in two flavors.

Quick, a question for you: What do pumpkins and typewriters have in common with Rosenberg Spritzers?

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Hi Mr Schmo,

If we could still access AW, you could review some first rate bullying. Of course, that doesnt count as such. That would be open dialog.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Doom? 219?

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

I can guarantee that I am not named Kayel, nor do I have any relatives named Kayel, nor have I ever met anyone named Kayel.

dadgumit.

nevermind. i can't poke him now. it would just be too sad.

i thought we finally had a funny, fairly smart troll in the cage.

his post did make me laugh. and he did seem to figure out the super sekrit double identities of some.

but now i can just see him all alone in his dark little room, awake 'til the wee hours in front of the computer, ferreting out the identities of gerbils thinking, "HA. i've got them now."

and then laboring over that message (and forgetting, by the way, that we are VBSers, not JHSers) and posting it and once again yelling HA.

so sad. another troll who just can't keep up.

and my mom raised me right: you can poke back at the bigger, stronger kids who are poking you.

but you never, ever, ever poke a kid on the short bus, no matter what he does.

this may very well be a sad enough situation that i can't even laugh and point at this one.

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger tim said...

OK, on board @ teh squeaky wheel

:)

teh!™

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hi Sven!

I guess our views are not politically pure enough for them, hence the purging and the bullying.

Ah well, something fun for them to do.

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

Not sure precisely what you found so amusing (but I'm delighted to have caused a modicum of mirth).

far more than a modicum. i'm still trying to get all the pelligrino out of my keyboard.

sorry about that, minister fatwa. i meant the movie special.

(i've been a bit behind in the thread all day, because i'm in and out. and i keep forgetting i should read all the way to the bottom before i post anything. hmmm. maybe i should hop on the short bus.)

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Hey Joe,

Yeah, it became a mystery to me on AW-they could spew the most vile stuff about certain classes of people-generally conservatives, both in the public arena and at list members, but then be mightily offended by the things said by a Michael Savage. That was wrong-bad people.

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

I gotta go make some money, and Doom doesnt want to play. Could almost be a song there: Doom Wont Play.

Later folks.

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Lordy! I take a break for some RL tasks and what happens? Someone takes all the grease off the wheel!

Catching up on some replies -

NW - the WTF Vodka® was not for the crew - it was to load onto Hawk's multi-purpose rotary-wing gerbilmobile for delivery to the opposing forces. We're givers.

Bilge - I didn't want to contaminate your boiler room apparatus (nor waste your charred oak) boiling up a batch of the local variant of WTF Vodka®. I figured your crew in the boiler room had enough capacity to replenish the whiskey those free-loadin', unsociable, rootbeer drinkin' miscreants consumed (without intruding on your own bottling efforts).

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Paddy;

"Bilge - I didn't want to contaminate your boiler room apparatus (nor waste your charred oak) boiling up a batch of the local variant of WTF Vodka®. I figured your crew in the boiler room had enough capacity to replenish the whiskey those free-loadin', unsociable, rootbeer drinkin' miscreants consumed (without intruding on your own bottling efforts)."

Oh, I see...you shoulda told me beforehand...I'd have broken out the slops we store in the paint locker...it'll do the job, if you don't mind a little temporary blindness.

And don't shake the cans too much, they've been known to catch fire and 'splode.

Regards;

 

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