Thursday, August 31, 2006

Poetry Slam contest thread

Submit your nominations for poem and song parody of the week here.

11 Comments:

At 7:26 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Well, I would enter my post that was on her site ...Deb Frisch, PhD...last night but what's the point in light of the encyclopedic Hose Tsunami?

 
At 7:32 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Yeah, just give it to Hose by acclamation!

 
At 7:36 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

We could, but I'm curious WHICH lapdance-muse masterpiece y'all like best.

Or is it the whole ouevre that clinches it? Tuesday was pretty tense until he hosed her down with all the poems.

 
At 7:58 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Sulla
Let's call it "Teh Hose Tuesday Anthology" for Deb Frisch, PhD

 
At 7:59 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I don't have time to review the Hose-a-lanche and pick a fave; however, I'd say he earned it for this week.

[Grumbles good-naturedly]

"It's not even close; I vote for Hose"


Dark!

 
At 8:13 AM, Blogger tim said...

Now, if we could just get the Hose ('ho's? ;)) anthology printed and mailed to You, jean™...

p.s. teh!™

 
At 9:05 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hey, hold on here for just a minute. Hose put out a great big volume of really great stuff but…

The little philly in the orange party dress had a nice little ditty too.

I meant her song!

Therefore, I’m going to have to nominate texettes’ Johnny Cash rendition for “Best Song”.

For humor, I nominate the ever understated Fred the Genius for his Poo=Boomerang barb which nearly caused me keyboard diet-pepsi interaction.

 
At 9:09 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Additionally,

Fred, the Induction Center says you got 24 more hours to report or they're going to send the MPs. You can't just show up, grab a few sets of advanced combat uniforms becasue you think they're fashionable and then just take a powder.

They did say if you mailed the uniforms back, they'd consider letting you off the hook.

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Hawk,

I actually responded to this the other night but I think you missed it. I'll repost it here:

Hawk,

Every time I go down there, the minute I walk in, the whole place erupts in a thunderous wave of uncontrolled laughter. I don't even say anything. It's kind of weird.

I tried waiting around once, just to see if I could, you know, get waited on and stuff, and this big guy came stumbling up to me, holding his belly, and gasping, "I...can't...breath!" His face was purple! Well, that just made everybody laugh even harder, including Sargent Eggplant.

So I left. I don't think I should go back. Somebody could get hurt.


Oh, you might want to check my post in the open thread above. ;)

 
At 10:10 AM, Blogger Texette said...

Thank you Hawksp. But I'll settle for your honorable mention. Hose is teh man.

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I nominate Hosedragger's rendition of Uptown Girl. Still hummin' it.

 

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