Thursday, August 31, 2006

Poetry Slam contest thread

Submit your nominations for poem and song parody of the week here.

posted by Cthulhu @ 7:13 AM   7 comments

7 Comments:

At 7:32 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Yeah, just give it to Hose by acclamation!

 
At 7:36 AM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

We could, but I'm curious WHICH lapdance-muse masterpiece y'all like best.

Or is it the whole ouevre that clinches it? Tuesday was pretty tense until he hosed her down with all the poems.

 
At 7:59 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I don't have time to review the Hose-a-lanche and pick a fave; however, I'd say he earned it for this week.

[Grumbles good-naturedly]

"It's not even close; I vote for Hose"


Dark!

 
At 8:13 AM, Blogger minteh said...

Now, if we could just get the Hose ('ho's? ;)) anthology printed and mailed to You, jean™...

p.s. teh!™

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Hawk,

I actually responded to this the other night but I think you missed it. I'll repost it here:

Hawk,

Every time I go down there, the minute I walk in, the whole place erupts in a thunderous wave of uncontrolled laughter. I don't even say anything. It's kind of weird.

I tried waiting around once, just to see if I could, you know, get waited on and stuff, and this big guy came stumbling up to me, holding his belly, and gasping, "I...can't...breath!" His face was purple! Well, that just made everybody laugh even harder, including Sargent Eggplant.

So I left. I don't think I should go back. Somebody could get hurt.

Oh, you might want to check my post in the open thread above. ;)

 
At 10:10 AM, Blogger Texette said...

Thank you Hawksp. But I'll settle for your honorable mention. Hose is teh man.

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I nominate Hosedragger's rendition of Uptown Girl. Still hummin' it.

 

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