Monday, August 21, 2006

Now that I am looking around again (I pretty much took the weekend off), I am finding a few nuggests like this comment where Dr. Deb tells us the demographics of "teh DebLand":
You should call up on Monday and volunteer to do work for him.

I would think your experience with Decision/Risk would be invaluable. You are just the kind of person who should be representing the interests of the progressive left.

You are the new face of the left!
Posted by WayLeftFan at August 20, 2006 01:18 PM

WayLeftFan: You should call up on Monday and volunteer to do work for him.

The thought had crossed my mind as well vis-a-vis a temporary employment gig with Senator Wyden. I was hoping for the paying, benefitted kind - not the volunteer kynd! but we're in the same chapter, albeit not on the same page!

Ron Wyden SO wants to hire me as a kind of consultant. I will translate the views of the estranged left (John Zerzan crowd), the rabid left (me, 90% of Whitaker, 69% of south eugene, 50% of lane county, i reckon) the increasingly disturbed left (91.1% of University of Oregon faculty) and the increasingly agitated left (60% of Americans) into a language that is understandable and palatable to the progeny of Senator Wayne Morse.

u da man, ron! u 2, gordon!

u ma baws!

specially now dat paul is ded!

sinceerly,

wayne morse

Posted by word warrior at August 20, 2006 04:38 PM
In "teh DebLand" 60% of Americans are in the "increasingly agitated left". I don't want to get into politics here, but I am pretty sure that in the real world that the numbers haven't changed from the 20/55/25 left/independent/right split. If the majority of americans were in the "increasingly agitated left", we would be in [gulp] President Gore's second term. [shake it off!]

The Oregon numbers might be right, but I doubt it. Wasn't Oregon a swing state in 2004 that frustrated the pundits with their mail-in only balloting?

40 Comments:

At 5:33 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Her entire post about Wyden reminded me of why I really don't trust fundamentalists of any stripe -- including leftists. She's got a real "Cultural Revolution" mindset and is willing to publicly call out and browbeat someone who isn't ideologically pure enough to suit her. I don't agree with Wyden on much, but can agree “reasonable people can disagree about whether the war in Iraq is a good idea”

Deb of course "couldn’t resist":

"I don’t remember exactly what I said. The gist was “That’s not true. Reasonable people cannot pretend this war is a good idea. You act unethically and dishonorably by pretending that your colleagues in Washington who support the war are reasonable people.”

In other words, people who disagree with her "aren't human" to her. Her biggest moment of truth ever may have been when she was ranting on Protein Wisdom and told him that.

It's easy to create an orthodoxy, and easier still to create an "other" out of those who refuse to toe the line. The next step down that slope is to eliminate that "other" because it's really not human.

She's certainly a posterthing for the Left.

 
At 6:52 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I'm nearly certain that Senator Wyden will be falling all over himself to engage a "scientist", who seemingly pulls numbers out of her nether regions, as a paid campaign consultant.

Good luck with that, you wacky, wonderful word warrior.

And seeing as she finally mentioned JG again, I'm taking it as a hopeful sign that the pressure of "teh crazy"® is slowly building-up like two tectonic plates rubbing together.

Perhaps the relative quiet of this past weekend was a fluke.

Blizzardlane - Thanks for my new vocabulary word-of-the-day: "posterthing". I shall endeavor to use it three times today so that I own it.

 
At 7:13 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

blizzardlane -

The fanatical mindset presumes to offer the only correct path to all groups, but would eliminate individuals wherever they stray. Witness the democrat party today as it eats its own.

Regardless of Debs religious conviction that her way is The Way, I thought WayLeftFan was just egging her on.

Unless the Sen's staff is heroically incompetent, no way would this wack job get within 100 feet of a staff desk.

I will translate the views of the estranged left (John Zerzan crowd), the rabid left (me, 90% of Whitaker, 69% of south eugene, 50% of lane county, i reckon) the increasingly disturbed left (91.1% of University of Oregon faculty) and the increasingly agitated left (60% of Americans) into a language that is understandable and palatable ...

The potential for bad press aside, can you image her 'translating' in her customary ebonics?!

 
At 7:30 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

OK, did anyone else notice the "progeny" reference?

 
At 7:34 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

x_la:

Yeah, I saw that but I figured it was just Debee being her usual awkward self.

 
At 7:41 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Another way to check for a new post without going there is

www.orblogs.com

It's a list of Oregon blogs. If she has something new, it will be on the frontpage. Or you can look up south(west)paw in their directory.

Joe Schmoe- please add "posterthing" to your Deblist

 
At 7:42 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

The potential for bad press aside, can you image her 'translating' in her customary ebonics?!

Since "progressives" are so fond of insisting election materials be printed in a multitude of languages, this might actually be just swell with them.

The last voter pamphlet I got when I lived in L.A. indicated that election info was also available in Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Spanish, Tagalog and Vietnamese.

It's not much of a stretch to imagine Ebonics (much of which, such as "ain't", "you be", "they be", etc., actually comes from SW England) getting added to that list.

So Deb's got that going for her...

 
At 8:09 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

The far lefties really believe the majority of the country is in their camp, or would be if we weren't just so bone-deep stupid. And the vote was stolen (dieBOLD, dieBOLD, dieBOLD)!

And those re-education camps in the Rockies are bad news, dude.

They're coming for you, Debee - run, run like the wind!

 
At 8:30 AM, Blogger Timothy said...

Oregon was, indeed, a 2004 swing state. It was also a swing state in 2000, breaking for Gore just barely. The state is roughly 50/50 right left, but with enough statism to make it a truly awful place to do business. And the cost of living, except in cesspits like Eugene is ridiculous.

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

BrendaK -

I've found it quite vexing that so many on the left (and, to be fair, a few on the right, too) fervently believe folks who disagree with them are jes' plain stoopit.

Which is a less-than-efficacious method of persuading me to reconsider my position on a given issue.

(On the other hand, it's sort of droll fun debating someone who posits that I'm a dumbass simply because I disagree with them. Facts being stubborn things and whatnot.)

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

"I don't remember exactly what I said..."

Fortunately, someone there had a recording device. Roll tape--

"EPHU, RIGHT-WING BABYKILLING FUTHERMUCKER! You're not man enough to heft Wayne Morse's frigging jockstrap! HEY-GETYERHANDSOFFME! I have a Pee-aytch-effing-Dee! You're on my LIST, forehead boy!!!!"

Pretty close paraphrase, I suppose.

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

I read in the comment section of one of her latest posts from a commenter that there was a picture here of her. I was just curious what she looked like.

Thanks!

PS: VBS teacher for 10 years. Does that qualify for a VBS'er?

 
At 8:37 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

Hello People:

I have been watching this whole affair from a distance, giggling at how Deb continues to get smacked down over and over. You people are one of the funniest group of collective minds I have seen in a long while. I am trying to curb my go-look-several-times-a-day-at-the(teh)-train-wreck-at-debs-page addiction. I now resolve to come here for updates to minimize the traffic on her blog. I will miss reading all the comments over there tho!

I am convinced that all of the comments over there are the result of 4-5 of you posting under different names. I love it!

Can't wait for WTF Vokda-thirty to kick in soon, and see the impending meltdown. Deb is like Mt St Helens right now-can't wait to see how far the smoke and ash lands when she finally blows up!

Kudod to you all!

 
At 8:38 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

Uh, make that "kudos".. whoops!

 
At 8:40 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

By the way... wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall every time the mailman shows up at Camp CraZee? I picture the good Doctor diving behind the sofa (perhaps made of milk crates and empty pizza boxes?) when she hears footsteps on the porch.

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

Hey, where can I go to get my muppet icon??

 
At 8:47 AM, Blogger John Henry said...

I don't know why she has so much trouble finding Diane Pien. I found her contact info in less than a minute. At least a found a psychologist by that name living in Seattle. I don't know if she was a lesbian. Of course, we don't know if Deb is a lesbian either.

I sent her the info but did she thank me?

Noooooooooooo.

See what happens when you try to be nice?

John

PS: Someone mentioned ebonics coming from SW England. Thomas Sowell has done some work on this and discussed it in several of his books. He gets pretty deep into it in his latest book "Black rednecks and White Liberals" (Title?)

A very interesting read.

Also, for a good history of Ebonics, though not presented as such, see. "Born Fighting: A history of the Scots in America"

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

That's you, John Henry, always giving.

 
At 8:56 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Welcome kentucky joe and frebdrisch!

Be sure to visit John Henry's Debbie is my B... site at dfrisch.blogspot.com

Yes, I am proud to be in the company of some of the funniest commenters on the intertube webs.

 
At 9:01 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I have used 53 names at her site. Only about 5 didn't make it past her. Some got return engagements.

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I quit counting how many sock puppets I had going. The last one that got through was one where I was making fun of her. She thought it was supportive though, bless her pointy little head, and let it through.

Subtlety is my middle name.

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

I knew it! You guys rock. I pray that I never piss off the blogosphere! Now can you help me get a muppet on my profile?

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

Hey John Henry:

Ebonics could have come from SW England. After all, white folks invented Rap music.

Of course, we called it "Square Dancing"...

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Welcome, FrebDisch, kentuckyjoe and Cirrus!

JohnHenry - That was I who mentioned SW England viz. Ebonics; I believe Thomas Sowell is one of the keenest intellects of our age. Wish he were more widely-read.

I've not read Black Rednecks... yet, but it's on my list.

rabbit - 53 sockpuppets? Heh!™

=====================

Link to Muppet images can be found at joeschmo1of3's blog:

http://tinyurl.com/j8wbd

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger believe4me said...

KYJOE,

You can see her picture over at Dfrisch.blogspot.com (not that I advise it)

Rabbit,

53 names, good god, I ran out of names at about 15 or so. Did you get your name from the book "When Rabbit Howls" about the girl with 93 personalities?

 
At 10:13 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Welcome new faces!

Wow, looks like all of us were just waiting for teh crazy® dam to burst. Looks like her frischiness has put a finger in the dyke just holding it back (oh wait, she went trolling at a fundraiser for that, forget I said anything).

Teh crazy® might be starting earlier. Hmm, this might be a binge drinking cycle, where one says, "I've got to cut down a little," is good for a little while, but then the relapse is one trainwreck of sloppy behavior, leaving teh whatt® all over the place, and incoherent drunk talk. Ah, sweet, sweet drunk talk.

That's what we're here for. I really loved seeing those site hits of hers trend downward at an exponential rate.

Oh, the DHD lexicon is still in the "commenting period," so don't forget to add your suggestions, corrections, and examples. Like a list of Deb's favorite goofy spellings: phuque, ephu, lawbaw, etc. One section that I'm still collecting examples for is the DHD nicknames for her: teh Frisch, deb ee, "posterthing" (yes, very nice), Frischerbat, DebGollum, etc.

If need be, I can set the kermitage link at the top of my blog and perhaps Sinner too, when he has the time.

 
At 10:19 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

B4,
no, I was trying to punch in a name for this blogger thing & the names I chose were taken, so I just put in "rabbit" & it took. I don't know what happened, because rabbit was my password & I have a different usename.

I read that book along time ago & I must confess,I try to take on a new personality with each name. A couple of times, when Our Little Debbie has "liked" me, it gave me the creeps! Once she said we were on the same page & it really, really, gave me a shiver.
I hope my aura isn't turning black (or blacker). LOL

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger Staci said...

A couple of times, when Our Little Debbie has "liked" me, it gave me the creeps! Once she said we were on the same page & it really, really, gave me a shiver.


LOL. I jumped in last week and just started sockpuppeting. I have this one character that she seems to have responded to in a positive way and it kind of still gives me the willies.

I had a major Teh Vodka weekend. Friday night. Saturday, well that was mild with a walk on the beach with the beau and a couple of real good margaritas. Yesterday, scuba lessons and then... Teh Vodka! What's amazing, is I didn't cut my finger off considering how drunk I was when I made dinner last night.

I was thinking when we were discussing over dinner last night that total freak in the whole JonBenet thing and the irony of the connection and timing of Frisch 'coming out'. I bet if she was straight, this would be the type of guy she would go with.

And what is scarier though, is hearing her ex is worse than her. Yikes.

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Oregon is basically a red state with urban pockets of blue that are populated enough to make it look like a blue state.

On election night 2000, Bush was ahead of Gore all evening until the wee hours of the morning when the returns started coming in from the Portland (rabidly blue) precincts. Gore ended up winning Oregon by a thin margin. Kerry won this state by a larger percentage and it wasn't close.

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Staci -

I know what you mean re KerrDeb. They do seem to have much too much in common.

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

I was just looking at election returns for Lane County, Oregon, in 2004, and Bush got 75K votes to Kerry's 100K in 2004. That means three out of every seven people Deb sees every day are traitors to her idealism, not that she's any great respecter of the impurely liberal Kerry.

What cirrus said in another thread today may be true. They might want to watch for snipers in You-Jean if she really comes uncorked.

 
At 1:55 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Found some Frischy home movies...

 
At 1:55 PM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

Something ironic occurred to me this morning as i was weed-eating my yard.

Stay with me here folks, as it will all make sense soon enough..

There is a sizable faction in this country that believes Gore/Lieberman won the election in 2000. Let's assume that they did (thank God this is just an assumption!).

2004 rolls around, and it's logical to assume that Gore/Lieberman would be the Demo ticket again, right?

So that brings us to today, where most likely Lieberman would be revving up to make that run for President, correct?

I'll bet Lieberman can't get a return phone call from the DNC these days..

Kinda funny how the Lefties have totally discarded the guy who would be Commander in Chief, ain't it?

Now I must go use the lawnmower.

 
At 2:15 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Wow, she hasn't posted any new posts or comments.

 
At 2:20 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

As long as Hillary! remains boxoffice poison I'm a happy camper.

 
At 2:25 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

She's probably alternatively leaving incoherent rants on the voice mail of U of O profs. and trying to get a job on that Senator's staff.

And she's afraid of the comments. Talentless hack and gutless wonder -- two in one!

 
At 2:43 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

Ron Wyden: Total Douche. He is rivaled in Douchiness only by Gordon Smith and Peter DeFazio, at least so far as Oregon politicos people on the national scene will have heard of go. Well, Lon Maybon, but he went to jail so I'm not sure he counts anymore.

 
At 3:47 PM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

Maybe Deb finally decided to visit Denise Denton?

 
At 10:26 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

rabbit sez: "I have used 53 names at her site. Only about 5 didn't make it past her. Some got return engagements."

Ya know, I wonder if there are actually only, like, 4 of us who post over there. Maybe there should be a *private* chatroom where we could all compare sockpuppet names to see who's da who. It's a guilty pleasure to criticize one sockpuppet name that's sticking up for teh crazeemeister with another sockpuppet name while la Frischie ain't catching onto anything. If she knew more about computers, well, she'd be about as computer literate as the thing floating on its back at the bottom of my pond (I keep meaning to get the wildlife book out and figure out WTF that is). Just in general: la Frisch would have to increase her knowledge by the power of 100 to simply be hugely fucking stupid.

Hey Deb - toodles!

openacanatuna

 
At 3:11 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

I'll say it again, in a twisted way, I'm glad teh Debster went off on JG-if she hadn't, I wouldn't get to read you people and spew Coca Cola all over my laptop... How long will it be before we get a court update? I'm dying to hear what happened there..

 

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