Monday, August 21, 2006

No change in the site since I last posted (12 hours)...

Yeeesh... Even I got a Coffee post up on my crapblog...

So, of course this means:

OPEN THREAD

51 Comments:

At 6:15 PM, Blogger illinoisrepublican said...

OH NO! Teh Crayzee IS contagious. Now YOU are communicating with inanimate objects.

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

I finally broke down and created an account so I could join the fun over here. Doc Target seems to have vanished. Perhaps her family and/or friends decided it was time for an intervention. If so, I hope they brought an ample supply of stun grenades and a pants-crappin', mac-daddy TASER.

 
At 6:58 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Helloooooo, Fred. I've enjoyed your comments over at Deb's crab shack.

 
At 7:01 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Fred! We're being visited by royalty! Waah, waah, we're not worthy, we're not worthy!

One of the reasons this site was created was to post the comments that were never approved by teh frishiness herself. Gutless wonder.

Oh man, it's just so great having you over here.

 
At 7:02 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Helloooooo, Fred. I've enjoyed your comments over at Deb's crab shack.

 
At 7:03 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Ok, I did NOT post that twice. I swear.

 
At 7:06 PM, Blogger John Henry said...

I wonder if it is possible that she realized there is actually someone crazier than herself out there?

Not claiming the prize yet.

Just saying.

John

BTW: I am disappointed in what a bunch of slackers you all are. Nobody has noticed the "Bull goose looney"/Eugene nexus.

You all can do better than that.

 
At 7:08 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

"BTW: I am disappointed in what a bunch of slackers you all are. Nobody has noticed the "Bull goose looney"/Eugene nexus."

Nice shirt Cheseroo!

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

John Henry:

You're not talking about the Ken Kesey Symposium - Rebel, Superman, Bull Goose Loony: The Hero as Adolescent, are you?

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Maybe she finally accosted the wrong person in the park? Maybe she was busy yelling at the statues and didn't hear the boys in the white coats approaching quietly from behind with a hypodermic full of Thorazine?

"inquiring minds want to know"

 
At 7:16 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

Naah. She didn't vanish. She's just sleeping off the last WTF Vodka Bender. Our Deb would never leave us. She knows we're like crackwhores for teh crazy and she won't let us down.

 
At 7:26 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Gathering her rest for Open Mike Nite Wednesday at Peabody's, and the post-flopsweat blogasm on Frischmas.

Trust Teh Cycle®, peeps.

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

John Henry:

Would that have to do with a power struggle between, say, McMurphy and Nurse Ratched, while they are nestled somewhere in Oregon?

Which, if I'm right, ought to be enough of a clue.

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

I have been talking to Coffee before it was cool

wait

its not cool, is it?

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

oh, some weekend Teh Crazy, courtesy of Sadly, No: (link goes to thread)

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word warrior said,

August 18, 2006 at 18:13

Come on, you sadly knows. I really need to decide how mean to be to the little sissy from colorado who might be the first person in the US to file a restraining order against someone he never met. You can’t get more pathetically sissified than that, as you sadly no folx surely no.

A sissy boy from colorado filed a restraining order against a badass dyke from oregon.

he is such a sissified, stupid dingbat I don’t really understand why you guys bother with him. unless….hmmm. unless you guys are sissified, stupid left wing dingbats!

by george i think i’ve got it!

i really would like your advice about how tuff to be wit da sissybaw from colorado!

thanx!

===

She got what can only be described as a cold shoulder. Some of the comments are even DHD-worthy.

 
At 7:50 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Oh, hey, I want to say thanks to everyone. I had to finish up the application from hell this weekend (What? You want the tab control to be flat, with a white background and black characters and for it to beep every time a tab is clicked on??) and this site and everyone on it helped save me from teh crazy®.

And while the client now has the ugliest application I have ever seen, they are happy campers.

WTF Vodka for all, barkeep!

 
At 7:55 PM, Blogger Kirk Hays said...

enfirm

 
At 7:57 PM, Blogger John Henry said...

Joe, Close.

Brendak, you nailed it. Ken Kesey was from Eugene and is "One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest" took place in an asylum nearby.

RP McMurphy (Jack Nickolson in the film) was out to establish himself as th ebull goose loney of the asylum.

I an never decide whether I prefer Cuckoo's Nest or "Sometmes a Great Notion". I've worn out several paperback copies of each over the years.

It seems to fluctuate with which I last read. Both excellent.

The movie of Notion, with Paul Newman and Henry Fonda is also great. I usually don't like movie adaptations of favorite books. This is one of the best I've ever seen in capturing the spirit, if not the complexity of the book.

John

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger Kirk Hays said...

Hmm, still no word from Deb...and it's been almost a full day.

You don't suppose she's done something...rash, do you?

How long do we wait before calling the gendarmes to check on her?

Nah, she's just passed out in a pool of her own bile, I suppose.

 
At 8:08 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

Sulla-

I couldn't help myself. I followed your link to sadly no. I even found myself laughing at some of the comments from her supposed "peer group". Oddly enough, they don't like her creative spelling over there either

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mikey said,

August 18, 2006 at 3:49

I’m beginning to understdand why deb frisch calls herself word warrior. She seems to be conducting unrestrained warfare against the english language. Gawd, woman, give us a break with “phuque” already. Here’s a tip. When you thought it was cute in junior high school? It wasn’t. Now, it’s just stoopid. And there is a quaint english language custom where we at least capitalize a FEW words, fer crissakes…

mikey
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mikey said,

August 18, 2006 at 18:55

Here’s my advice, deb.

1. Quit drinking. I know, it’s hard, but AA will help.

2. Get on medication. Valium can be helpful in cases of OCD and uncontrollable rage. You might even consider marijuana. I know, it’s not legal, but it might help you find some peace. And slow down the tweak.

3. Turn off the computer. You aren’t using it for anything of value anyway.

4. Try to get your mind on something other than Goldstein. Fantasy football, perhaps?

4. Write complete english language sentences, spell check them. Consider a remedial grammar course. Or maybe an ESL course.

5. Try to smile. The world is not this dark place inhabited only by Goldstein and your overwhelming rage. Find something you enjoy. Basket weaving, perhaps.

6. All that failing, at least TRY posting on a different topic. Anything will do. Dogs. Music. Give us a friday random ten or something.

mikey
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And the best two-fer:



word warrior said,

August 18, 2006 at 18:56

mikey. if i ever give a fuck what you think, i’ll be sure to read your blather.
right now, i’d rather not, snotface.


mikey said,

August 18, 2006 at 19:01

Hey, at least you spelled “fuck” like a grownup. My job here is done…

mikey
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Again, thanks for the heads up Sulla!

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Or she's still out (shudder) trolling for a date.

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

mariposa:

That's our little deb ee, spreading her special brand of love and affection wherever she goes, much like an incontinent overly friendly dog, except replace friendly with rabid and dog with, well, you can keep that.

For someone who likes Robert Service so much, I don't know why capitalizes like e. e. cummings. At least HE spelled correctly.

 
At 8:26 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Joe -

'Cause she can't shift and chew gum at the same time?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I crack myself up.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

shift and chew gum at the same time.

Oh dear, teh WTF Vodka™ is flowing tonight.

Man, her frischiness really is a pariah, to the left and the right. The only place that would take her is the DU forum threads. 14 year old chatroom spelling and grammar is encouraged over there.

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

John Henry,

Ahem...

How 'bout it ya creeps, ya lunatics, mental defectives, let's here it for bull goose Randall, back in action! Nice shirt Cheseroo!

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

one of the pathetic old geezer boy quacks really ought to contact me asap if not sooner. that includes you, paul. don't make me talk about da bridge & roz..... okey, dokey, hombre?

Even though this snippet from Deb's latest blog post is, like, over 12 hours old, it's just full of teh crazee, to wit:

a) contempt and bile poured out on a wide assortment of people (i.e. poo flinging)

b) her swollen sense of aggrieved entitlement is on full display, like a peacock in full plumage

c) not to mention that brimstone-n-treacle combination of entreaties and not-so-veiled threats that's just completely bizarre, yet so characteristic of many of her outbursts.

Also, I guess she's not interested in working at the University of Oregon any time soon. I think she's managed to insult most of the teachers and profs in the Psych. Dept.

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Yaaaaawn -- the last brain cell just gave out.

G'night, all.

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger Cirrus said...

Mariposa, You asked if I had missed part of the post I cut and pasted yesterday. No, it was amended between then and now. She removed a reference to a person as follows:

"and paul slovic's wife's girlfriend (brigid flannery)."

and then added the threat to expose the bridge reference.

Rabbit, as much as I would love to dish on the happy ex couple, I am playing this one close to the vest. I imagine both of them are haunting this place and I just can picture them trying to figure out who has sat at their table in the adobe house behind the gawdawful ridiculous green gates putting up with them. There's probably a reason their neighbor's house has been for sale for over a year now.

The nicest things I can say is that they deserved each other.

By the way, it may be time to start another blog: "Don't Date Deb Frisch". With her current job non-prospects and her pathetic need for advice from stangers, I wouldn't be surprised if she has already hooked up with another meal ticket.

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Seeing how I'm in such a giving mood tonight I decided to get Dr. Psychostein a gift.

Does anyone happen to know the cunt's size?

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Barney Coppersmith:

That has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I love the pillow/shield and the goofy look on the boy's face. Ugh, some people will buy anything.

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

cirrus notes: "There's probably a reason their neighbor's house has been for sale for over a year now."

There's probably some requirement under Arizona real estate law that deranged lesbians fighting next door must be disclosed to potential purchasers. The owners of the house next door have probably been waiting for one or both of the offending parties to move so they can finally sell their house sans disclosure.

openacanatuna

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I was thinking over how quickly the Sadly No crew pounced on her, responding as most of the comments here and over at the frisching hole.

If you guys remember, there were two blogs and a newspaper story that she kept citing as the ones that were most "objective:" Inside Higher Ed, Sadly No, and the Arizona Daily Star.

With Sadly No "betraying" her like this, we may see them as the next frischbait. Something to watch out for when teh crazy® begins to flow again.

 
At 12:28 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I think you guys missed this one from Sadly!nointelligence.

http://sadlyno.com/archives/003621.html

"word warrior said,

August 19, 2006 at 22:48

uh, you guys have noticed that you are just as pathetic and untalented, writing-wise, as count cockula, haven’t you?

you’ve got nothing to say and no skill at saying it. i have to confess, i haven’t actually read the gibberish in your piece on jeff goldstein - just link to it for the pix and the evidence that the pathetic pissant mofo was widely despised in the blogosphere before i came on the scene.

but the truth is, you are almost as pathetic and intellectually flaccid as the count himself.

I still do not know who made up the term “count cockula.” Did Jeff choose this name for himself or did you idiots make up the name for him?

INQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW, DINGBATS!! "

"word warrior said,

August 20, 2006 at 5:30

you guys are all pathetic sissy wanna be cocksuckers like jeffy boy. how pathetic.

word warrior said,

August 20, 2006 at 5:32

sorry for interrupting all the cockslapping you closet-case sissies enjoy - i am so sorry for interrupting all your pathetic, sissified fun.

you guys are just as pathetic as jeff “i wanna suck my son’s cock” goldstein!

way 2 go, losers! "

Nice to see she has let it go. Especially the referrences to Jeff's son.

 
At 1:10 AM, Blogger SBH said...

Hey, has anyone seen this?!?

http://donkeycons.blogspot.com
/2006/07/weirdo-coalition.html

It's amazing what a little googling about Her-Frischness will come up with. I actually looked up her ex's name.

I have too much time on my hands! My husband is programming right now and I should be testing some Lamer interfaces for him, but this whole "Teh Crazee" world is facinating! I may need to seek help. All rules are flexable when working after midnight, right? Right?

I really will have to learn to make an embedded link --I'm probably a bigger lamer than the bat, herself. Of course, I get paid to be one. I'm the user-interface, Power-Lamer!!

You know, in a small way, Deb is really my hero. She spells so poorly it makes me look really, really, good.

 
At 1:28 AM, Blogger SBH said...

Rule number one: When sharing a link with other people, look to see just how terribly old said link is before posting. Old news! Forgive me, I am but an egg.

 
At 1:37 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

sbh:

I had to hit the DHD site one more time before going to bed and it looks like my prediction came through for Deb frisching out on Sadly, No. Thanks hosedragger!

If you want to post a link, use the anchor tag <a>. Usage (for your link): <a href="http://donkeycons.blogspot.com/2006/07/weirdo-coalition.html">link</a>,
which ends up looking like this: link

The formatting of the comment section may not let you see everything, but you should get the basic idea.

Ah memories, the week after the 4th of July when every blog in the dextrosphere ran with this story, which is why teh Frisch got over 100,000 hits in one day during that time. The sinistrasphere had a few posts, but only those who had some history with Protein Wisdom. Those were the days.

 
At 2:10 AM, Blogger SBH said...

Thank you, kind sir. G'nite all.

 
At 3:17 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

SBH:

Thanks for helping me solve a challenging problem-

I had been trying (unsuccessfully) to put a muppet logo on my profile. I was feeling like my computer skills were rivaling Debs, as I couldn't get the damn thing to link. Not wanting to open the doors of ridicule from the DHD crew, I gave up. But then, like a light shining from above, I followed your link to the "Donkey Cons", and voila!

God, I love the Internet, what with all it's tubes and things.

 
At 3:54 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Happy Tuesday, peeps!

Man, I can't believe she was spewing that same vileness just this weekend. She really is out of control.

As for her looking for a new meal ticket, I think she was posting on craigslist back on Aug. 11:
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In Dead Again, Kenneth Branagh says he isn't looking for ms. right, he's looking for ms. right now.

i've got:

house in wine country just outside of town. one dog. two cats. nice neighbors. groovy oregon log cabin house.

you've got:

a car
interest in casual yet intellectually engaged encounter

looking for a date for fri or sat night.

30-50, post-grad degree preferred.
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It was the last line that was a clue. Heaven forfend that she lie down with someone with just a bachelor's degree.

 
At 4:28 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

Blizz, what's more telling is the order in which her "requirements" are listed.. car, then a NSA arrangement, open weekend (WTF-Vodka time!), someone a little younger, little older, and THEN, almost as an afterthought, the post-grad thing.

The first four things sound like what I was looking for when I was in my late teens and broke.

It's almost sad that Doc CraZee is in her 40's (?), has no car, free weekends, trolling for a younger gal for some Fri-Sun hookups. Oh yeah, with a post grad degree.

You'ld think she would want someone who didn't have a degree as "advanced" as hers.. That way she can be the smartest one in the room, dazzling a fetching young lesbian as they listen to Joan Baez records on her hi-fi in the log hut.

Almost sad. Almost.

 
At 4:29 AM, Blogger FrebDisch said...

And Blizz, what the hell is a "forfend", anyway?

:)

 
At 4:52 AM, Blogger John Henry said...

Ahem...

How 'bout it ya creeps, ya lunatics, mental defectives, let's here it for bull goose Randall, back in action! Nice shirt Cheseroo!

Sorry, Fred.

Somehow I missed the Cheseroo reference.

You were probably closest of all.

John

 
At 5:22 AM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

So ladies and gentlemen. Where's our gyrl? I'm starting to become concerned.

 
At 5:27 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

forfend: 1. trans. To forbid, prohibit. With the thing forbidden
as object, or with personal object and an inf. with to as
second object. Obs. (OED)
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Crayzee Debbee did reference "Dead Again" in a reply to HotModGirl in comments!

I felt kinda creepy reading the w4w craigslist ads for You-Jean. At least they were all pretty circumspect, unlike the pr0norific "casual encounters" ads.

 
At 6:21 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

John Henry,

Thanks for the credit (sorry Brenda). I know it probably seemed a bit petty but, to be perfectly honest, I rarely accomplish much of anything so I really gotta take what I can get.

 
At 7:26 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Holy Toledo, I just went over to the SadlyNo link and read the comments. Even those idiots can see that Deb's butter has slipped off her noodles.

And as usual, Deb's remarks are a curious mixture of whiny demands that they help her and "phuque you sissyboys" bile. So she winds up angering a bunch of people on her side of the political aisle who might otherwise be inclined to be on her side.

I think it is this two-headed snake aspect of teh crazee that fascinates me the most. And keeps me daily coming back to the Deb Frisch Slo-Mo train wreck.

 
At 8:01 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Wow, just wow.

She's not processing comments right now either, but the Sadly No, just...

And I agree Sinner, Mikey rocks. LOL

My favorite was when he commended her for spelling fuck right and said his job was done. LOL

 
At 8:11 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Sinner, this might be an idea. How about having some type of HS DF alert bar on the side for a quick glance of what alert level we are on?

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Someone sent me one, but I lost it...

If the person who sent the base to me is still around, please send it again.

 
At 10:24 AM, Blogger tim said...

hmmm...

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

I emailed Sinner a Debland Security alert color bar via email last week. Not sure if he got it.

 

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