Monday, August 28, 2006

Little advice for Dr. Deb, re:
positive cash flowing

I am a lot happier today than I was a week ago, peeps. I have come to the realization that my top priority ought to be increasing my cash flow. I am reading want ads in the Register Guard and craigslist eugene. I am going to ad some google ads, amazon links for books and cd's right after i finish this post.

i have created a south(west)paw savings account at my bank oregon community credit union. The routing number is XXX XXX XXX. The account number is XXX XXX. The account is completely separate from my regular account.

It's just like amazon or paypal, only no money gets skimmed by the credit card company, amazon or paypal.
Posted by Deb at 10:47 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
1. Don't count on the big bucks from Google Ads
2. Don't count on the big bucks from Amazon
3. In order get tips, you need readers and "tip worthy" content

Let me know how this plan works out, I may want to try it if you have success.


At 11:40 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

No Money for Deb as long as the comments are moderated.

Having deb in charge is worth nothing.

Good luck on your job search.

Idiot, why do you think we are here? To ensure you don't work again.

At 11:53 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Oh, the last thing I want is another parasite on welfare; I think she should get a job when she's healthy and unlikely to go spewing spittle on customers! I just want to make sure she's neither molding young minds nor handing out government money based on her whims and personal biases.

At 11:57 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

nor anywhere near dogs, please.

or any animals at all for that matter.

no living creature.

was it sulla who said she'd make a good street sweeper? that sounds about right.

At 11:59 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Maybe Chell will hire her to work on her website design team. Since dwebbie is so net-savvy.

At 12:31 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

She could always do medical coding from home. It actually pays all right, and she wouldn't have contact with anyone. So she couldn't get mad and yell, and then get fired.

Or, she could do what a friend of mine did for the first year after the baby - stuff envelopes. It sounds stupid, but if you stuff marketing envelopes for a few hours a day, you can eat and pay a modest mortgage (but it better be really modest).

Her other ideas are not going to get her anywhere.

At 12:33 PM, Blogger John Henry said...


I actually like having the comments moderated. It makes it a challenge or a game to get a comment posted.

There are certain things that I have found guarantee not getting through. Other things I have found almost guarantee posting. (Note the "almost" there, it is still a bit of a crapshoot)

If anyone could post anything what would be the fun of that?

As for real names and info, my name, address, phone and more has been publicly available in cyberspace since 1989. My picture has been up since I did my first website in 95 or 96.

I am in some pretty controversial lists. I used to be in a list with a guy named Fred A/K/A "Barbarian" who once showed up at Mike Godwin's office (before he was counsel for EFF) with 2 swords and challenged him to a duel. Believe it or not, it was a dispute about philosophy. (Deb is a real lightweight when it comes to the crazee).

So in the 17 years I've been out there, I have met a lot of good people. We once had a meetup of a group with people coming from as far aways as New Zealand, Australia, Ireland and Alaska.

I've also met some real assholes.

But I've never had any trouble, never been or felt threatened by anyone.

So, I have no problem sending some money to Deb's credit union or giving her almost any other info she might ask for. You will note that since I did give her my info she has been just as sweet as pie to me. I think it intimidated her.

John Henry



At 12:40 PM, Blogger John Henry said...

BTW: I suspect that setting up a dedicated account and postign the info will not cause Deb any problems. People here do it all the time for fundraising.

They will set up an account to raise money for an operation for someone and then post flyers around with the account number. One can go to the bank and make a deposit.

I also suspect, perhaps I need to check, that if one sends a check for deposit to the Credit Union account, Deb never sees the info other than that someone deposited $1.00.

John Henry



At 12:51 PM, Blogger Troy McClure said...

I've been following her strange blog since her meltdown on PW and one thing sure is clear. You can set your watch by which pathological personality disorder symptom will go out on stage next.

One day she is talking to animals in the park and the next day she is throwing all that decision math crap up on her site to show us just how smart she really is.

What, like there is an audience of other "decision scientists" out there ready to jump in and start discussing that BS.

News Flash for Deb - EVERYONE is there for the train wreck.

At 12:55 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...


oh lord, rabbit. you are brilliant!

At 1:03 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

love your signature, john henry.

oh, dear VBSers. you do keep a girl entertained on a manic monday.

At 1:09 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

je suis ici, amigos!

At 1:11 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

just another manic monday.

like that song, but LUVLUVLUV

I don't like Mondays.

Sang it last week. But today, I'm singing Minnie Ripperton to Monday

Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful


At 1:12 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I don't remember if I thought of that or not. Others called her dweebie first.

She's such a technical person, Our little D-web-e.

As in Technically, she's a person.

At 1:14 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Great, more pidgin french. So Deb, can you write about the stalking and harrassment charges in french. We'll all read.

inquiring minds want to know!

At 1:15 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Hey Math-masher-
Isn't it about time for you to go post fake suicide notes somewhere?

At 1:27 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Who paid the 4k? What did you do? Who else did you assault with your insanity to the point the came and cuffed you? How was the body cavity search? You say you didn't like the experience and you needed to rethink things. Was it a short thought? Obviously you came to the conclusion that you were doing ok, and that you should continue down the path to self-destruction...why? What was the deciding factor? What do you think will happen on Sept. 25th? How about in November? What do you think you will do with, and how will you now explain an arrest record that you have to put on every single application for employment for the rest of your life? How will you explain what it is for? Do you think you can just avoid putting it down? Did you know it is illegal to ommitt it? Do you feel this is your only and last brush with the law? Do you still feel you are smarter than police, lawyers and judges? Did you tell the judge what a pissant he was or are you only brave on-line?

Come on...I have asked all this before and you always ignore it. Are you that much of a yellow bellied coward? Are you only able to take on helpless 2 year olds? Do adults frighten you so much? Are you that big of a baby? Do you think your future cellie will find you as entertaining when they find out everything you have said about a 2 year old and that you feel toddlers are "fair game"?

Come on Little Debbie Snack Cake...let us know. You want to "tawk" so spill the beans.

At 1:30 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Rabbit, ouch! OW!

I think that's going to leave a mark!

Well, it would if it were me. Hell, I'm not even the one it's directed at, and it smarts.

At 1:34 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

In a comment timestamped at the same time as the "warriordumont" she posts at her account in a comment:

someone's playing with my google account (warriordumot) so i can't log in under warriordumot anymore. i think.

So either she's being spoofed here or she's lying there. My bet's on lying. She hasn't proven herself really honest when it comes to owning up to her writing.

At 1:35 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

DRAT! warriordumot. i keep confusing her with Margaret. Though Margaret Dumont was at least a lady and would never talk about other people's genitals, even with Groucho.

At 1:35 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


She probably left the capslock on. Idiot.

At 1:37 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

Wait wait wait, she put a routing number and an account number on the internet? Regardless of whether or not this is separate from her other accounts, it's just asking for fraud. Between Deb and I there's one banker, and it sure as hell isn't Deb.

I'm going to offer you some advice, Deb: Unpublish that and close the account. At your bank that accout number ties back to a customer identification record that will be tied to your other accounts. Eventhough OCCU (Formerly ULaneO) is a po-dunk nothing credit union, you don't want to go splashing a routing and account number all over the internet. It's just asking for fraud fraud fraud.

At 1:39 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

I don't plan to make use of those numbers, but I know a number of Nigerian expatriates who are soiling themselves with glee right about now.

At 1:40 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

Additionally, I don't think anybody is stupid enough to wire Deb any money because that gives her a verifiable paper trail back to them. Being that banks are required by the government to spy on their customers, it's probably a bad idea to give anything like that to Deb.

At 1:40 PM, Blogger John Henry said...

HD asked:

"how will you now explain an arrest record that you have to put on every single application for employment for the rest of your life? How will you explain what it is for? Do you think you can just avoid putting it down? Did you know it is illegal to ommitt it?"

Are you sure of that? My understanding, (From teaching HR management for 22 years)is that it is illegal to ask about arrest records. It is legal to ask about criminal records but unless she is convicted, I don't think she has to put down that she was arrested.

Any lawyers have more better info?

With our Deb, it is probably a moot point. I doubt she will get out of this. Even if she plea bargains, it will still go on her permanent record.


Some time back in July someone suggested that you show up in court topless and barefoot and carrying a spear. Somehow I have never been able to lose that image. I really think you should do it. If that doesn't get you on Colbert, nothing will.

Perhaps one of our NW correspondents could arrange to be in court with a camera that fateful day.

John Henry



At 1:40 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


Really? I've got some interesting contacts from a former prince from the Belgian Congo. Maybe they could help too.

At 1:44 PM, Blogger Staci said...

You know, if you try to log on with a blogger account under the comment box, it doesn't work anymore, unless it is a google account. You have to log in on the top right. Just an FYI. Debtard probably hasn't figured it out.

At 1:46 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Does anyone else correct their spelling, grammar and logic, or am I alone in that amusement?

At 1:46 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Possibly, Joe. I'm all about international economic cooperation.

Why, just last month I helped a Chechen rebel invest heavily in bust-enlargement cream and prepaid legal services--

Heeeeey. THAT would be a thoughtful gift for the Frischmaker.

At 1:49 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Debmentos©, Teh Frischmaker™!

At 1:51 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Hmmm. Well I have to go to the garden and pick tomatoes (we're almost at Teh Tipping Point, where life goes from YAY Tomatoes to OmigodNotMoreTomatoes).

But I was looking up another of her "victims" and this one she didn't pull the post about, the Jennifer Freyd. She wrote a book about recovered memory that apparently was very successful. The NYT review quoted at Amazon says "Betrayal Trauma is a thoughtful, judicious and thorough scholarly analysis of a subject that has hitherto generated more heat than light" and calls Freyd's style "highly literate and engaging." The New York Times!

Wonder what they'd think of Teh Idiot's Guide to Teh Crayzee by Dr. Deb Frisch Pee Aich Dee.

At 1:56 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"Some time back in July someone suggested that you show up in court topless and barefoot and carrying a spear."

John, that was "Fred The Genius" (our most recent military recruit although he hasn’t said which branch) and I'm still laughing about that one. Perfect mental image pun.

Er No I mean Deb...That's a great idea.

At 1:58 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

As in Technically, she's a person.

ah ha ha ha haaaa HA

okay, this has nothing to do with dweebie or teh crazy® but i have to say it because i know there are other dog lovers on this site . ..

i have spent my entire day getting my computer able to see the windows-specific webcams at the dog's new day camp.

why, why, why can't programmers understand that mac users exist?


i had to reinstall virtual PC, which is a complete fat, bloated monster (ooh. kinda like deb . . but more useful.)

but, yay! (i know rabbit and staci will appreciate it) i just saw the girl playing with all the other doggies at camp bow wow!

(she's never been to a boarding place before. we're very sad about it, but the friends who've always kept her just moved to utah. the real utah. not east utah.)

At 2:00 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

I think a book is a fine idea.

Deb asked if Sulla is a man or a woman. So when they make the movie, I can expand my options when casting my role.

Right now it's a tossup between Stephen Colbert (oh, the ironity!) and Rachel Hunter.

Your thoughts?

At 2:02 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Casting time: who would you want to play you in DON'T HIRE DEB - THE MOVIE?

(we've already pretty much picked our avatars for DHD The Muppet Movie, but this is a clean slate).

For Dr. Frisch, I recommend Cindy Sheehan. Yeah, she's not an actress, but she's a natural.

At 2:04 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Are we all in the movie?

At 2:06 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...


Actually, I meant that I enlisted here, at DHD. Sorry about the confusion. Good to have you back!

Incidentally, with regard to that post, I originally suggested she also wear a necklace made out of human teeth but I ended up taking that out. I thought it might make her look tawdry.

At 2:06 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

For me, you need an actress with wonderful diction.

Beyond that, it can be anyone you like.

At 2:09 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


I knew.

I contacted the national recruiting center and they said, "Nope Hawk, no geniuses this week". I was worried that you'd outrank me, being a genius and all.

At 2:12 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Has anyone else noticed this sequence:

1. flog the book
2. gotta make money
3. minor teh crazy®
*** stalking arrest ***
4. gotta clean up my act
5. major, unrestrained Batfrisch Teh Crazy®

I think we've been this round before. All eyes alert for a minor outbreak of batfrischiness. The question is, who's she going to stalk next?

Inquiring minds want to know! Hombre Peeps!

At 2:13 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Her latest post accuses me of stalking or some shit. Since I'm banned from her SWCesspool, I emailed her this:
Your ill-advised post from this morning (stupid@lipid.stupidity) credits me for something I did not do.

I did not do a civil or criminal index search on you. I have not researched anything about you. I have the means to do an electronic body cavity search (most lawyers subscribe to the appropriate services), but I haven't because I don't care. Nor would I post the results of something like that online. Although you probably deserve it, I'm not the kind of person to do that.

I have read some of your blog, and I have read some of the "Don't hire..." blog. I posted a few comments on each. But that's it. I'm hardly a stalker; to see that, look in the mirror.

Somebody else looked up the Eugene docket and posted it online. I merely commented on it in my email to you.

By the way, I doubt Jeff G. deleted any of your comments, as I'm sure they're well preserved. If you need access to them before your upcoming hearings, talk to your lawyer about compelling him to produce them. I'm sure that can be arranged.

You're welcome for the advice; anybody would know that.

I still don't know why you banned me from commenting on your site, since I have not been rude or insulting as have many of the others. Ok, I called you "delusional," but all I really tried to do was talk sense into you, and help you understand how the legal system looks at your actions and words differently from they way you interpret them. Your conduct is, and will be, "framed" much differently by the courts than you do. You can denigrate and insult and ban the messengers bearing the news, but you can't change reality. You're hurting yourself, and it's senseless. You are very wrong about many things, and I (and DC Lawyer, and others) have been trying to clue you in on the legal aspects of your conduct. That's only a small subset of the things you're wrong about, but these items seem more urgent than the others.

Un ban my IP--it was silly to do that. I'm not a vulgar stalker and Deb hater, I'm the voice of reason. I know--you're skeptical of reason.

Denny Crane

At 2:13 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

Either John Cusack or Nicholas Cage.

At 2:14 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

ottavarima -

You do NOT want to get into the Mac v PC/Windows argument.

There have been deaths in the past.

At 2:15 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ooh, ooh, I choose Rob Schneider:

He's funny about half the time but he is a short half philipino guy, just like me!

At 2:15 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

See? Spittin' Image!

At 2:19 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I want John McCain to play me.

He made everyone think he was a Republican, I think he could do me.

But, for better or for worse, the wife thinks I look like Peter Coyote.

No Deb, we're not talking about your book.

At 2:22 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Ottavarima, that is good when they pay attention to the boarders. I took my lab with me to Key West, my brother has her mom. She's not a dog person, but a people dog. Likes to just to hang. I don't have to worry about boarding places, because usually the only problem I have is pissing someone off who doesn't get to watch her. And my exes love her. When they call to say hey, they always say, so how's my dog.

I take her to by boyfriend's when I go up to his house on the weekend. He's got 3 dogs and she just lays around. His male dogs love me...

Yeah, the dogs are great. It is this one thing that makes me think that Debaloony actually possesses one decent bone in her body.

At 2:25 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Denny Crane!

She's looking for you because she doesn't really have a lawyer and she needs one. Badly. It's just that Debee thinks insults and accusations are the way to win friends and influence acquaintances.

The fact that she thinks maybe hopefully please that JG has dropped his case and nobody told her, and that she has to personally obtain the appropriate documents to march into court with otherwise, is pretty much proof of that.

At 2:33 PM, Blogger Texette said...

OOH,OOH,OOH! (jumps up, raises hand). I've only posted a couple of times, but I'm here now, and, for my bit part in the movie, I get Ellen Barkin. Thank you very much!

At 2:36 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Sez Frisch:

"I have come to the realization that my top priority ought to be increasing my cash flow. I am reading want ads in the Register Guard and craigslist eugene. I am going to ad some google ads, amazon links for books and cd's right after i finish this post."

If she really wants to see some positive cash flows, she should head down to the men's room toilets at the truck stop.

She might find that one of the stalls has a hole in it connecting through to the next stall, at about penis height.

She could sit in that stall and wait for someone to "pop in".

I've never heard of using Amazon or PayPal,'s been pretty strictly a cash n' carry affair.

But maybe things are different in Eugene.

I'll have to add that note to the travel guide: "Coyote Voyages", that I'm writing.


At 2:40 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

bilgeman is so....


Might I suggest Andrew Dice Clay for the B-Man.

At 2:43 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Sulla wants to Produce:

"Casting time: who would you want to play you in DON'T HIRE DEB - THE MOVIE?"

Depends...the Bilgewife claims that I look like Gary Sinise in "Snake Eyes", but my demeanor reminds her of Michael Easton from "One Life to Live".

Pick 'em


At 2:44 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


Sidenote, I'm looking for a 3 in 1 printer that also prints to CD/DVD printable disks.

I've been seaching the internet, but I can't find one that does it all. Any suggestions?

At 2:45 PM, Blogger Sulla said...


I'll do some research on that.

For a non-3in1 that prints direct to CD, the Epson R200 series has worked pretty well for us. ours has 6 colors and looks beautiful.

At 2:51 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Right now Epson is the only company that is allowed to market direct-to-disc printers.

And the only one I see is STEEP: The RX700.

At 2:52 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I call dibs on Julianne Moore - but, makeup is going to have to put a few freckles on her nose. I'm partial to my freckles.

At 2:52 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Thanks Sulla,

Just took a look at that one. It's not too expensive either. I was just trying to combine. I already have an Epson 3 in 1 I like, it doesn't do the disks. It broke the three disks I tried to shove through the paper feed.

At 2:55 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

I'm claiming Kevin Spacey (from The Usual Suspects, not Se7en).

At 2:55 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


The second one is it, baby! Good find. How in the world did you find it so quick? I've been looking for a couple of days now.

That one isn't that expensive either.

At 2:57 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

While I'd love to see someone like Dianne Lane (she's in my age group!) Jane Kazmerek would be more likely, if she could do a Texas/New Jersey accent.

At 2:57 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...


"I'm partial to my freckles."

And who isn't?

BTW, how's your health and makeup manuscript: "Coyote Beauty" coming along?


At 2:57 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

Why not just get one of those HP DVDRW drives with "lightscribe" or whatever it is? They can't be all that expensive these days.

At 2:59 PM, Blogger Sulla said...


how did you find it so quickly? :)

At 3:02 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...


" I think she should get a job when she's healthy and unlikely to go spewing spittle on customers!"

Ooops...sorry, I didn't read that before I posted my Deb in the mens' room stall bit.

Please delete that post from your collective memories...thank you.

BTW, which "Coyote -" manuscript are YOU writing?

(A Texas. New Jersey accent?'re from Chalmette, LA?)


At 3:03 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


I've got a Lightscribe and I didn't like the quality. The images aren't very sharp, monochromatic, etc.

At 3:03 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...


I hit a small snag when I tried to shave the coyotes for the beauty shot.

This may take a while...

At 3:04 PM, Blogger Sulla said...


you can find lightscribe drives for under $40 these days (egghead and elsewhere).

I have one - came with an HP machine - and it's still very much a 1.0 technology. It's excruciatingly slow for all but the simplest text-only prints, it's monochrome (greyscale isn't terrible, but not "merchandise" quality) and its discs aren't as readily available.

Color LightScribe is in development, and I suspect that in time it could be a nice alternative. But for quality, the inkjet CD printers are hard to beat, and the price isn't bad.

At 3:05 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

holy man! it took me 45 minutes to get the dog from day camp and the thread exploded!

can't wait to get back from the homeowner association board meeting and read everything.

must be something interesting.

unlike the HOA meeting. blech.

At 3:05 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

COYOTE UGLY MIND - the psychology of coed mixology.

Available from exlibris press wherever Night Train is sold.

At 3:08 PM, Blogger yoda2 said...

The Don't Hire Deb movie...hmmmm

I want yoda.

And the screenplay should be written by whoever it was who wrote "Swimming with Sharks"

At 3:09 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

229 after rebates. Paid for with Paypal!

Sulla, Sulla, Sulla

At 3:11 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Hmmm, who would play me in the movie. My brother says I remind him in some ways of a combination of a Kate Winslet/Nicole Kidman. I don't see the NK connection being I am short and have Italian curves...a la Sophia Loren. More Kate.

At 3:11 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Back to the movie.

Ed Wood should direct it, because who didn't love "Plan 9 from Outer Space"?

At 3:13 PM, Blogger Staci said...

I also think with some make-up, Cathy Bates can play a good crayzee lady. Think Misery.

For some reason, I picture Robert Duval playing Hawk.

At 3:14 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

"Plan Nine" hell! "Glen or Glenda," which gave us the immortal line: PULL THE STRING!

At 3:14 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

The younger old Robert Duval, right?


At 3:19 PM, Blogger yoda2 said...

OMG, I just read Sinner's front page. She posted routing numbers and account numbers on the web?

Deb, those guys at the credit union are going to be looking for you tomorrow. They don't like this kind of shite.

What did I tell you yesterday about your job prospects in Banking/Finance? They didn't even have to do a google search.

Deb, do you know that banks keep a list of people who abuse account privileges? Wait about a week and try opening an account ANYWHERE.

At 3:23 PM, Blogger Staci said...

I don't know, to me, Robert Duvall is eternally handsome. My mother was distressed I didn't have a thing for all the boys girls my age did when I was in my teens. At the time, I was majorly jonesing for Tom Berenger. But it has always been Robert that stuck. I just saw Secondhand Lions and loved it. He just rocks.

At 3:27 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Do you think Dr. Frisch WANTS someone to commit bank fraud? So she can sue them? Like a Viking?

Robert Duval (young) was hot. Robert Duval (older) is hot.
Do you tango? Or, at least two-step?

At 3:29 PM, Blogger Texette said...


At 3:29 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


Just got an e-mail from our adjutant. We're hosting an awards ceremony for a Viet Nam era SFC on our brigade parade field tomorrow. He's getting a "Silver Star" for
"gallantry performed in action on 17 November 1965 in the Ia Drang Valley, Republic of Vietnam".

At 3:30 PM, Blogger yoda2 said...

There will be a test on this tomorrow. Read it.

Title is kind of ironic, don't you think?

BTW, about those assault and stalking charges...? Want to talk?

At 3:31 PM, Blogger Staci said...

LOL, better said Texette!! He's still great.

Denny seems like a Bruce Willis too.

Before I even knew politics, I seemed to have a "thing" for Republican men. LOL

Oh, and I also like country musicians. They too are hot!

Now John Henry, hmmmm. I'm thinking Keither Sutherland.

At 3:33 PM, Blogger yoda2 said...

That's a good question. Sort of like the rope a dope strategy?

She sets herself up for identity theft, then sues. I think we may be on to something. Wonder who the real victim will be?

I bet the bank kills the account tomorrow.

At 3:33 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

My parents yapped on about "Secondhand Lions" and I finally sat down and watched it with them, and Jesus Up a Tree, that was a fine movie.

I'm more a Michael Caine 'shipper, from back when I was a wee girl in the '60s.

Kyra Sedgwick played an awesome bitch in that movie. Maybe y'all could cast her as Cecile.

At 3:34 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


No, can't dance. As a matter of fact, there are numerous Restraining Orders for both my wife and I to not come within a mile of a dance floor.

Well, I can two-step, but I've always been told, "That aint dancin." Plus the RO and all.

At 3:38 PM, Blogger Staci said...

It was a great movie, I ended up buying it.

Well, I'm out. Gotta go get D batteries for my portable TV and beer and hopefully ice. Hurricane supplies.

Schools are out here in Miami tomorrow and I imagine we should get hit tomorrow night. Will see ya'll tomorrow.

At 3:38 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


Clever enough to set a trap, Ms. Frisch is not.

At 3:39 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Be safe.

At 3:41 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Deb says that the guy at the credit union said there would be no problem.

Live in hope, die broke and identity-less?

Off to martial arts. Take care. Don't snark to the detriment of your real lives.

At 3:42 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

joeshmoe: Clever enough to set a trap, Ms. Frisch is not.

That's Dr. Frisch, Mr. Shmoe. And I hope that you are joe king.

He. He. He.

Riddler and joker and catwoman and batman and robin themselves.....all rolled up into one dangerous chique!

At 3:48 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

dianna's here!!!!


At 3:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


"tawk" to me "peep," tell me about the stalking and harrassment charges.

How dangerous a "chique" are you?

At 3:50 PM, Blogger Army of Davids said...

Riddler and joker and catwoman and batman and robin themselves.....all rolled up into one dangerous chique!

must be crowded in there.

And it would explain the voices in your head.

At 3:52 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"That's Dr. Frisch, Mr. Shmoe. And I hope that you are joe king."

I'll call you Dr. Frisch again when you demonstrate that you're on the same intellectual level as at least one of the Gerbils here.

Or if you perform an emergency appendectomy right in front of us, right now!

At 3:52 PM, Blogger believe4me said...

I get Jeff Daniels in the Movie. My girlfriend says I look like Him. Although I have been told I have a passing resemblance to Robin Williams.

Ps does anyone else smell 6 week old roadkill?

At 3:53 PM, Blogger Texette said...

No dancing, huh. You are breaking my heart, sir.

Be safe. I've been through my share of hurricanes, including Carla, Camille, & Cecille. And, by the way, since you mentioned Beringer, I can't seem to get him out of my head. Think I'll go fix a pitcher of margaritas, in your name.

At 3:54 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Uh, that's when you take the appendix out.

At 3:54 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I have often been told that I am quite chique.

Bet no one has ever accused Debee of that!

At 3:55 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

That's Dr. Frisch, Mr. Shmoe.

Only until Penn does a retroactive dishonorable discharge of the awarding of your degree.

Think about my visqueen idea - it solves a lot of problems.

At 3:58 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


If you're still here, be prolific. Say something to your masses.

At 3:58 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Man, you notice she spells Schmo like Dan Quayle spells potatoe?

At 3:59 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Oh, wait, that would be chic.

Silly me!

At 4:00 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

Say something to your masses.

Nah, she's our bitch, not the other way around.

I'm not looking for her to say something to the masses. I just want her to.

At 4:02 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


Called the wife unit, She said Peter Coyote or I can't be in the movie. The daughter unit said Robert Duval was okay.

At 4:07 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Ok, but who here is going to be played by the young Clint Eastwood?

'Cause, he was the absolute unquestionable hottest. Except for Sean Connery.

Who's got Sean Connery?

At 4:09 PM, Blogger believe4me said...

Just got back from the swamp and it has unbanned everyone. Must be part of the scheme to make money off of adds. I for one am not posting over there anymore until she stops moderating comments.

At 4:10 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I left to have dinner and now it's a casting call?

To quote the talking heads, "I've changed my hairstyle so many times/I don't know what I look like".

Given the cast of thousand puppets I've used-the best I can come up with is Jim Carrey from Mask.

I'm sure someone has a much better idea.

At 4:12 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Not me,

I'm not very sophisticated. I'm a stirred not shaken type. I get the feeling Joe might be the 007 type though.

BTW, her site has a couple of funny posts under Back At The Ranch.

At 4:15 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...


"I came here by a link and I am very sorry this is happening to you. You seem very beset by some people. I am sorry and English is not comfortable for my writing but I think to say that you should be very free to say everything that you wish and not just some of it. This is Amerca and you have a right! Keep speaking against the wars. Wars are very bad. If they call you a monkey they are very bad too. If they want you to dance, dance is bad too.

Posted by deenah at August 28, 2006 03:49 PM "

Which of you scamps created this sockpuppet?

Simply beautiful!

"dance is bad, too.".

Someone's been channelling Latke Gravas from "Taxi"?

Too funny...must go lie down!'s "Doctor Bilgeman" to YOU!


At 4:16 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I was thinking more like in "Highlander" - there's just something about a man in a kilt...

At 4:17 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


Ugh, not me. I hate tuxedos. But set me up with some skintight spandex, hmm... Okay, only for cycling, otherwise I'm a t-shirts, shorts, and sandals kind of guy.

At 4:19 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Deb should take advantage of some of the wonderful opportunities to make some money by helping to move frozen accounts from Zimbabwe to American banks.

At 4:21 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


Sulla and I were talking about this earlier. Maybe we can pool our contacts at the Nigerian and Congolese embassies.

At 4:23 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Sorry Brendak,

No fuzzy sophisticated Scots here.

Is it me or are the VBS Lasses fixating on their favorite Hollywood hunks?

I didn't know it until I went to see "The Great Raid" with the wife that she had a "Hunk".

My daughter said the only reason she went to a war movie with me was because she has a thing for Ben Bratt.

Who knew?

At 4:26 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Chell mentioned in a comment that she has kids. No wonder deb likes her.

At 4:26 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Joe -

That is generous of you and Sulla. I'll be happy to help in any way I can. Anything to help keep Debee off the streets.

At 4:27 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Oh, poor little Deenah.

I love that girl.


At 4:30 PM, Blogger illinoisrepublican said...

I would have to be played by Matthew Perry.

At 4:30 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hawksp -

The fuzzy hunks we've got are quite good enough.

At 4:32 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...


At 4:33 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

okey doke, folx. it is 4:thirty-two here in you jean. You got at most, 10 minutes of my time here.

I'll be back in five minutes. If there is a new thread, I'll play witchall. If not, asta manana.

At 4:34 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


No, it doesn't work when you hit the F3 key, a VBS Gerbil has to do it.

At 4:35 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Did we just get an ultimatum?

At 4:36 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ms. Frisch:

Please play with us. Let's bat this question around: what were the charges of stalking and harrassment about?

At 4:37 PM, Blogger illinoisrepublican said...

Yes. Translation: Ignore me and I will fling poo.

At 4:37 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


I can't start a new thread, but I'll talk with you here.


At 4:38 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Question to Deb.

You don't fit the contemporary progressive mold. Why do you eat meat?

At 4:39 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

You wouldn't eat dog, would you?

They do in some countries.

At 4:40 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


Tap, tap,


Hawk Gerbil tries F5 key. No dice!


At 4:43 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

She's off defamating. Only take a minute.

At 4:44 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


I've got 15 more minutes before we may have to go to a severe weather planning meeting. If you don't do some talking right now, I'm just going to the meeting early.

At 4:44 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Here's Frisch's response to my email:
Whoever posted that information acted unethically. If that person is a lawyer, the unethical behavior might be actionable.

Who was the somebody else who looked up the Eugene docket and posted it on line? My perception is that this person was YOU.
Here's my reply:

Well, your perception is wrong on both accounts, and it's irrelevant. Instead of perceptions, lets use objectively verifiable facts. I know that may be difficult for you, but please bear with me for a moment:

1. It's public information, and it's truthful. It's not actionable against anybody for any reason.

2. I read it on the "don't hire" site. Feel free to dig through the threads--I don't recall what post it was under. That's where I read it. I think Sinner re-posted the comment as a standalone post, so read the comments to two or three previous posts, and you'll find the "culprit."

Again, there is nothing legally wrong with publishing that information. Regardless, it wasn't me.

Have a nice day.

Denny Crane!

At 4:44 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I think hide and seek would be fun. I always enjoyed playing that as a child.

Debee, you go hide and we'll seek for you.

Ready, set, go!

At 4:46 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Rabbit -


Definitely a two-snort worthy comment.

At 4:48 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

She might be busy at her site, because she is posting everything I send now.

At 4:49 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

10 minutes Deb.

At 4:51 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Denny -

Don't you just love the way she decides that something she doesn't like must therefore be illegal?

Where on earth are those vaunted research abilities of hers? She might want to focus them upon learning even just a bit about the actual, you know, law.

As is is practiced here on Earth, that is.

At 4:51 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I knew she had a thing for Chell, she just posted my "Are you & Chell dolphin diving?"
Lezzie codewords.

At 5:02 PM, Blogger Army of Davids said...


I don't know a great deal about academic life (my PhD siblings do) but I think Deb wishes life were more like the academy, where rule by fiat isn't unheard of.

Mike Adams from frequently writes about the toxic academic environment of intolerance, hypocrisy and tyranny of the administration, or petty feifdoms thereof.

So, her assumptions are based on How Things Have Always Been. And in DC she held the purse strings. For the first time in a while, she's not in that environment, and she's as lost as a Soviet-era defector on their first trip to a warehouse discount store.

At 5:06 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I bet it killed her to dole out that grant money & later get her grant apps. rejected.

At 5:06 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Denny Crane!

Thank you for sharing your email. I have a question, if you don't mind answering--if you've commented on this previously, please excuse me.

Dr. Frisch started making snarky and offensive comments about Jeff Goldstein here a couple of posts ago. She seems to believe that her restraining order does not restrict such behavior. She even mentioned this belief on her site. Is she correct in her legal reasoning?

At 5:12 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Army of Davids -

You know, that really does make sense. Still, how can she not know how the other 99.99999998 of the rest of life works?

I would have thought that even in the rarified atmosphere of a college campus or partisan gov't. agency, some reality would have intruded.

At 5:15 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...


I haven't read the restraining order, so I can't say it is specifically forbidden. However, she is certainly making a case for expanding the scope of the order if it is not already covered.

Also, she continues to make a case against herself for stalking and harassment if Jeff is pursuing that. Each individual post might not be actionable in and of itself, but each is part of a persitent pattern of conduct that, viewed as a whole, can be actionable. She certainly isn't helping herself.

At 5:22 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Recent Comment over at pawthetic:

Dr. Frisch
In your attempt to deprive PayPal future income, I have been retained to pursue monetary damages.
In addition, by complaining of the service charge, you have defamated my client.
You will be served by a green can tommorrow at 8:00A.M. PST.
Good Day Sir!
A. Finch Atty.

Posted by: A. Finch at August 28, 2006 04:59 PM

This is the pure comedy gold! Savor it. [Shakes fist] Savor it!

(with apologies to Sinner)

At 5:23 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

la Frischie sez: Whoever posted that information acted unethically. If that person is a lawyer, the unethical behavior might be actionable.

Holy Christ! I think you are the person least connected to reality that I've ever run across. You love the word "actionable" yet you have no f**king idea what it means. Just because something pisses you off, runs counter to something you want to happen or just in general doesn't comply with the Debster view of the world doesn't make it actionable. The fact that you are breathing really pisses me off, yet I'm somehow able to intuit that your breathing isn't actionable. Sadly.

Open the WTF vodka and ban "actionable" from your vocabulary. Dance monkey!!!

BTW: Even if you unban me, I ain't gonna post on your site no more. At least not without the proxy thing & using some of my sockpuppet names.


At 5:25 PM, Blogger Army of Davids said...


Mindset, I gather.

Those who have a life beyond the academy walls where the rules are different, most likely don't have this problem. Not to this degree.

I know most MBA programs prefer applicants who have been in the "real world" for a while. Their program isn't about theory, it's about getting things done. (Bush is our first MBA president. It's been fascinating to see his struggles and his successes in light of that.)

Those who find the outside world too much to deal with, would stay inside as much as possible.

Dr. Frisch's work history demonstrates that even within government and the university, she didn't quite fit in.

At 5:25 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

Somebody may or may not have emailed screenshots of those posts to Jeff with a link to the thread.

At 5:31 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I've reached my quota of comments at. south(pawtheic)west for the day.
She feels important when the comments are coming in. She's addicted to them & that's why she opened up again.
Yeah, Joe Schmo, I was Atticus.

At 5:32 PM, Blogger TimilTigressLAYDEE said...

You VBS peoples see numba halking wan Debe, you tell her Timil Tigress LAYDEE lookin fo her and mebbe Timil Tigress LAYDEE git mad now. She bedda call soon. You tell her I mebbe use Misser Finch and she be numba ten sorrie.

At 5:33 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

staci, you stay safe!!

At 5:38 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Shecky ArbucKle!

At 5:41 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Army -

It must be so frustrating to know exactly how the world should work only to be foiled at every turn.

Of course, most of us learn as children that the world just isn't 'fair'. That concept just whooshed over Little Debbie's head, apparently.

I think eventually that lesson will be drummed into her in adulthood, however. About the time the iron bars clang shut.

At 5:42 PM, Blogger John Henry said...

warriordumot said...

just another manic monday.

like that song, but LUVLUVLUV

But can you walk like an Egyptian?

John Henry



At 5:43 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Oh, no, it's JOHN HENRY.


Better run and hide, debbie.

At 5:58 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Appropos of nothing...

Which historical lunatic are you?

courtesy of (snigger) Rum & Monkey

I don't condone a lot of what I see there, but on the main page there is a "Dance, Monkey, Dance!" reference.

At 6:00 PM, Blogger John Henry said...


Better run and hide, debbie.


Three boogitys, Brenda? I take that as a serious compliment. Even Dale Earnhardt Sr only rated 2 boogitys.

Now you've put the pressure on me to do something to live up to it.

John Henry



At 6:12 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

Staci- good luck with the hurricane. I lived in Coconut Grove in the not too distant past, I can emphathize.

For the cast of characters, I have to agree with the chorus of "Robert Duval is hot" statments. I saw Secondhand Lions in the theatre when it first came out and I'm glad. The small screen just doesn't do it justice.

I'd like to ask a favor of everyone who peeks at SWP from time to time. If you notice Deb making NEW statements where she claims to be a psychologist, could you get a screenshot and/or post here that she has done so (I try not to go there).

I had a very nice email response from a representative of the Oregon Board of Psychological Examiners today. She confirmed that it is illegal in Oregon for someone who is not licensed to claim to be a psychologist. Deb is not licensed (according to the list of licensed psychologists available at the board's website).

This is your notice Deb. Make the claim again and I will file a formal complaint with the board of examiners and will follow-up with contacting APA for an investigation of whether or not you have made ethical violations. I take this seriously and you should too. I meant what I wrote before, you really don't need any more legal trouble so stop before you cause yourself more.

At 6:17 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...


you go!

At 6:31 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...


i am a psychologist.
i am a psychologist.
i live in eugene, oregon.
i am a psychologist.
i live in eugene, oregon.


At 6:36 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ms. Frisch:

Please tell us about your stalking and harrassment charges.


At 6:38 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

If Deb is not a licensed psychologist, and warriordumot is saying he/she is a psychologist in violation of APA rules (and possibly state law), it follows that either 1) warriordumot is not Deb, or 2) Deb doesn't care anymore about professional sanctions and legalities.

Mariposa - is that illegal as in go-to-jail illegal, or just against APA rules?

Either way, this does the Debmeister no good at all.

At 6:39 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

OK Deb, you like to claim people post comments attributed to you that weren't really yours. Is your plan to say this warriordumot person isn't you? If you have the reading comprehension skills to go along with the superior intellect you claim to have, you will notice that my comment referred to posts on YOUR website. You don't have the balls to claim to be a psychologist on your own website because you know you aren't one. You're just trying to hide behind the "it wasn't me" argument all over again.

What you don't seem to grasp is that there are still ways to track who is making the comment here. Sinner- let me know if you can trace the IP back to Deb and provide documentation for the board. In the meantime, we'll see if Deb can manage to grow a pair and post this on her own blog.

At 6:41 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...


i have claimed to be a psychologist many times at south(west)paw.

i claim to be a psychologist here.

i am not a clinical psychologist, i am a cognitive/decision scientist. i teach statistics, research methods, introductory psychology and advanced courses in cognitive and decision science to undergraduate and graduate students. i am a psychology professor, not a shrink.

sorry for confusing you!

At 6:43 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Am I too late?!

Did somebody already take Michael Berryman?!

At 6:43 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

In response to BrendaK's question "Mariposa - is that illegal as in go-to-jail illegal, or just against APA rules?"

Legality and APA ethics are two separate issues. With the legality, because she isn't trying to pass herself off as a psychologist to prospective patients, it would probably only be a fine. However, this would render Deb unable to ever decide to respecialize and become licensed as a psychologist.

With the APA ethics, it's harder to get sanctions,etc., but would have lasting job implications for Deb. Any Psychology Dept with programs that need to be accredited by APA wouldn't want Deb on staff if she was found guilty of ethical violations.

Either way, she'll have more lawyer's fees and court dates to deal with if she goes through with this.

P.S.- anyone can report her to the Board of Psychological Examiners. In my email I told them that I am not a resident of Oregon and they said that it doesn't matter.

At 6:47 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

warriordumot- it doesn't matter what you teach, in the state of oregon if you don't have a license you legally cannot represent yourself to the public as a psychologist. I've taught research methods, tests and measurement and psychopathology courses. Whoop-dee-doo. I'm not licensed (yet) ergo I am not a psychologist and don't represent myself as one.

At 6:50 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

For anyone interested, the Oregon Board of Psychological Examiners can be contacted via email at:

They responded to my initial email in about 2 1/2 hours.

At 6:58 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Hey Deb,

Rather than Stewart and Colbert, you ever thought about trying to emulate Harry Houdini? He could get out of straitjackets AND handcuffs.

At 6:59 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


I believe you're a phycolamgist!

You can talk to me.

At 7:04 PM, Blogger patrap said...

she put teh lime in teh vodka and drink em both together
she put teh lime in teh vodka and she'll feel better
she say, "I'm a doctor. I got a pee aych dee."
I'm too loaded now so call me in the morning.

You don't teach anything. You don't have a job.

At 7:08 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

On job applications, especially if you will be working as a Civil Servant, you are asked "Have you ever been arrested". If she writes "no", and it is found out, she will be summarilly terminated on the spot for fraud on a job application, as well as possibly leaving herself open to civil litigation.

As for who to play me? There are three options. Dennis Leary, due to his current project, the Kurt Russell, then Charlie Sheen as I look the most like him. They will, however, need to grow a big moustache.

At 7:12 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Brenda has freckles too? Oh man. I am DEFINATELY going to have to visit Georgia. Hey Brenda...want to swap pics? Hell, we should all swap pics so we all know what we look like.

At 7:14 PM, Blogger MadTimilTrigressLAYDEE said...


You numba hana hidie seek girl. Why yu no callie yu Timil Tigress LAYDEE fren. Once yu hafa Timil Tigress in cammies you neva wan skinnie western girl gin.

Yu call!

At 7:15 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Steven Banks should write it, or any of the guys from MST3K.

At 7:17 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Didn't you guys see the reply by Cherri? She stated that there is a lien on her assets and possibly her house due to the harrassment thing. Looks like Crazy Pants is about to actually lose everything she has. She wants to set up the account to have others pay for her evil.

At 7:19 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I can't stand much more. This is from Debs site.

"To be perfectly blunt, if two (presumably armed) Israeli soldiers can't avoid being kidnapped, maybe they shouldn't be soldiers!"

To be perfectly blunt if a decision expert doesn't know to make it through a day without making less than ten or eleven really bad decisions, maybe I should just take that sheepskin back from you.

Posted by DeanAtPenn at August 28, 2006 06:33 PM

Maybe you should contact the administration at the University of Pennsylvania and suggest that they revoke my credentials.

Good idea, Dean@Penn!

write to provost@penn

write to the philly inquirer, while you are at it!

Posted by word warrior at August 28, 2006 06:39 PM

Well, Maybe I will Missy!

Posted by DeanAtPenn at August 28, 2006 07:07 PM

At 7:20 PM, Blogger Texette said...


Texas law may be somewhat different in specifics than Oregon law, but in Texas, as in some other states with reciprocal relationships, a licensed psychologist does not have to have a clinical degree, but must serve a clinical internship of at least one year, have a PhD in psychology (or an EdD), and pass a licensing exam. The license reads "Psychologist", not "Clinical Psychologist". I believe there are still a few exceptions in the law that were active back when I was practicing: such as, one could call oneself a psychologist if employed as such by a state or federal agency or organization, but only in reference to those duties performed for them. If one had a PhD in psychology, one could call oneself a "social psycholgist". Anyone could refer to themself as a counselor or therapist.

This is a long-winded way of saying that, for most of her life, Dr. Frisch was employed by a state or federal organization, and maybe legally in Oregon or DC or Arizona, could call herself a psychologist. Alas, no more, I fear.

What Dr. Frisch does not seem to understand, is that "psychologist", outside the academy, is not a description for a person who has certain knowledge, it is a legally-defined and restricted title.

Of course, she could describe herself as a "former psychologist".

At 7:23 PM, Blogger Texette said...


Kurt Russell.
More Yum.

P.S. I thought he was dead.

At 7:28 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

joe, you are nothing if not tenatious. she is going to answer you at some point. i just know it.

mariposa, you are right up there with denny (and others) in the league of VBSers who are experts in their fields and make deb look more idiotic with every word you type.

brenda, i am an agnostic in the PC/mac wars. i understand the benefits of both. just happen to have a job right now where a mac is the better machine. and wish programmers would pay attention to us just a little bit.

hey. maybe i should start trolling programmers' blogs and lob insults at them and their families and then threaten to sue them for posting my insults.

yeah. that's the ticket.

wonder if that would bring attention to my plight as a mac user who finds it difficult to see her dog on the camp bow wow web cams.

At 7:30 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

on the other hand, i could go to main street in durham and find a statue to talk to.

surely that would get some attention.

At 7:30 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

la Frischie falsely claims: i am a psychology professor

No you're not. You're no more a psychology professor than I'm Queen Elizabeth II. You're unemployed. An unemployed former lecturer. Very former.

Oh, and guess what - you'll never be a professor. Ever. Ever, as in for the rest of fucking time. You're going to be a funny story told at cocktail receptions at cognitive psychology conventions: "Hey, remember that demented bitch...... what was her name????? I wonder what Starbucks she's working at now?"

How did you ever think you were going to become a real professor (i.e., one with tenure) with that publications list? There are post-docs who've got that list beat hands down. Instead of falsely claiming discrimination based on god knows what, you should have been doing some damn research and trying to get some articles/papers written. The real reason you were denied tenure was simply that you didn't cut it academically (although I'm sure being an abrasive bitch didn't exactly help).

Dance monkey - the very fact that you're posting here indicates what a small desperate sick person you are. Everyone here either loathes you or hates you, or both.

Bottoms up!!!


At 7:31 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


"Kurt Russell.
More Yum.

P.S. I thought he was dead."

He gets that a lot.

At 7:31 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...


Bite your tongue! Kurt Russell is still with us and rocking the yum.

At 7:36 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

It might have been dead. I spent the day lounging and just got back from a long walk with the dog. No, I didn't go for a walk with Ms. CCFCCP, I went with my beautiful Golden Retreiver.

At 7:36 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

kurt russell does so rock.

yes sirree.

even in stupid movies like "escape from new york"

snake plissken indeed.

"the president of what?"

At 7:41 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

hosedragger, please don't yell at me. but what is CCFCCP? is it in teh lexicon® and i missed it?

At 7:41 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Escape FRom LA sucked, big time.

Escape from New York, is a cult classic.

otta, you are pre-forgiven before you apologize.

At 7:45 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

texette- the laws about who can use the term "psychologist" vary so much from state to state that I went directly to the licensing board. In my communication I stated that the person in question does have a Ph.D. in Psychology (I'm still not sure what area) but is not licensed in the state of Oregon. I then asked if she was permitted under Oregon law to refer to herself as a psychologist. I was told that she isn't. It is possible she can't even refer to herself as a "former psychologist" in Oregon.

The states I have lived in while receiving my training (undergrad, grad school, internship, and now post-doc were all different) have had vastly different rules for licensing and for when it is permissable for someone to describe themselves as a "psychologist". For example, the state where I completed graduate school only allows individuals with a license to use the term "psychologist". Clinical and counseling Ph.D./Psy.D. and Ed.D.s in School Psychology could apply for licensure as a "psychologist" in that state. However, someone with a Ph.D. in Social Psychology could not legally refer to him/herself as a social psychologist. The word "psychologist" was restricted for use by licensed individuals. This has taught me to go straight to the licensing board if I have any questions.

I don't know if she could have referred to herself as a psychologist while living in Arizona or during her former employment and I have better things to do than try to figure out if her past statements would be "allowed" in the state she was living in at the time. However, given her present circumstances and state of residence, she cannot refer to herself as a psychologist and I don't feel like putting up with it if she does.

At 7:47 PM, Blogger Texette said...


Not only do I own a copy of "Escape From New York", but I have a copy of "Escape from L.A".
I'm pitiful, just pitiful.

Speaking of old movies, last Saturday night I watched "The Buddy Holly Story", where Gary Busey probably did his last fabulous work before he went completely insane. Seeing BrendaK's note about her blind date made me think: Dr. Frisch and Gary Busey--the blind date from Hell. I'd pay money to watch that.

At 7:48 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Deb has been leaving nasty comments over at Sinner's place on his posts Moving, and Men.

At 7:49 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

HAWK! yes.

escape from LA was the only kurt russell movie i've ever gone to and not been able to sit all the way through.

but whenever escape from new york is on cable, i pop a bag of jollytime and settle back for a couple of hours of isaac hayes, adrienne barbeau, and the ever wonderful . . . yes, kurt.

At 7:52 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...


It is a term we use to describe whack jobs and 5150's in the Fire Service.

At 7:52 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

texette .. didn't mean to offend you with the disparaging remarks about escape from LA . . .

you are a fellow texan (i grew up there), and that means you get a pass for a tiny lapse in taste.

it IS a movie with kurt russell, after all.

hmmm. maybe i should rent it this weekend.

At 7:56 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

My bad Otta,

You had me going there when you put "stupid movie" there in the same sentence.

Everyone knows it was "A Number 1"

The date from hell for Deb would be Sean Hannity.

I'm not sure if her dream date would be with Ellen or Steven Cold Bear.

Either one she'd be all over "like a greased weasel" I think someone said.

At 7:57 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...


Rent Soldier too. Big sigh, boy-oh-boy.

At 7:59 PM, Blogger Eri said...

I've been told I resemble a red-headed Kellie Martin so I guess she could play me. As for the good "doctor" herself, I'd like to suggest Rosie O'Donnell!

At 8:00 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

It's Nipsey Russell that's dead.

His poems were WAY better than deb's.

At 8:01 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

thanks hosedragger.

i have a really good friend who's a firefighter in kansas city. every once in a while, he'll tell me the story of the last ceiling that nearly got him when it collapsed.

you're a hero.

on that note, i have a theory about why you and all the other first responder and military types on DHD really really despise deb deeply while people like me just kind of laugh at her and feel disgusted by her.

it's your job to protect people from harm. it's what you and hawk and bilgeman and all the others do every day.

she is harm. maybe i'm being a bit melodramatic.

anyway. thanks for what you do every day.

At 8:02 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Wow...a ton of redheads on here. You guys make me tingle. Nothing like intelligent, well educated and read redheads to make a guy feel tingly

At 8:05 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

200? is this a record?


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