Little advice for Dr. Deb, re:
positive cash flowing1. Don't count on the big bucks from Google Ads
I am a lot happier today than I was a week ago, peeps. I have come to the realization that my top priority ought to be increasing my cash flow. I am reading want ads in the Register Guard and craigslist eugene. I am going to ad some google ads, amazon links for books and cd's right after i finish this post.
i have created a south(west)paw savings account at my bank oregon community credit union. The routing number is XXX XXX XXX. The account number is XXX XXX. The account is completely separate from my regular account.
It's just like amazon or paypal, only no money gets skimmed by the credit card company, amazon or paypal.
Posted by Deb at 10:47 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
2. Don't count on the big bucks from Amazon
3. In order get tips, you need readers and "tip worthy" content
Let me know how this plan works out, I may want to try it if you have success.
posted by Sinner @ 11:20 AM
480 comments
480 Comments:
No Money for Deb as long as the comments are moderated.
Having deb in charge is worth nothing.
Good luck on your job search.
Idiot, why do you think we are here? To ensure you don't work again.
Oh, the last thing I want is another parasite on welfare; I think she should get a job when she's healthy and unlikely to go spewing spittle on customers! I just want to make sure she's neither molding young minds nor handing out government money based on her whims and personal biases.
Maybe Chell will hire her to work on her website design team. Since dwebbie is so net-savvy.
She could always do medical coding from home. It actually pays all right, and she wouldn't have contact with anyone. So she couldn't get mad and yell, and then get fired.
Or, she could do what a friend of mine did for the first year after the baby - stuff envelopes. It sounds stupid, but if you stuff marketing envelopes for a few hours a day, you can eat and pay a modest mortgage (but it better be really modest).
Her other ideas are not going to get her anywhere.
I've been following her strange blog since her meltdown on PW and one thing sure is clear. You can set your watch by which pathological personality disorder symptom will go out on stage next.
One day she is talking to animals in the park and the next day she is throwing all that decision math crap up on her site to show us just how smart she really is.
What, like there is an audience of other "decision scientists" out there ready to jump in and start discussing that BS.
News Flash for Deb - EVERYONE is there for the train wreck.
je suis ici, amigos!
just another manic monday.
like that song, but LUVLUVLUV
I don't like Mondays.
Sang it last week. But today, I'm singing Minnie Ripperton to Monday
Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful
I LUV U MUNDEE!!!
Otta,
I don't remember if I thought of that or not. Others called her dweebie first.
She's such a technical person, Our little D-web-e.
As in Technically, she's a person.
Great, more pidgin french. So Deb, can you write about the stalking and harrassment charges in french. We'll all read.
inquiring minds want to know!
Hey Math-masher-
Isn't it about time for you to go post fake suicide notes somewhere?
Who paid the 4k? What did you do? Who else did you assault with your insanity to the point the came and cuffed you? How was the body cavity search? You say you didn't like the experience and you needed to rethink things. Was it a short thought? Obviously you came to the conclusion that you were doing ok, and that you should continue down the path to self-destruction...why? What was the deciding factor? What do you think will happen on Sept. 25th? How about in November? What do you think you will do with, and how will you now explain an arrest record that you have to put on every single application for employment for the rest of your life? How will you explain what it is for? Do you think you can just avoid putting it down? Did you know it is illegal to ommitt it? Do you feel this is your only and last brush with the law? Do you still feel you are smarter than police, lawyers and judges? Did you tell the judge what a pissant he was or are you only brave on-line?
Come on...I have asked all this before and you always ignore it. Are you that much of a yellow bellied coward? Are you only able to take on helpless 2 year olds? Do adults frighten you so much? Are you that big of a baby? Do you think your future cellie will find you as entertaining when they find out everything you have said about a 2 year old and that you feel toddlers are "fair game"?
Come on Little Debbie Snack Cake...let us know. You want to "tawk" so spill the beans.
Rabbit, ouch! OW!
I think that's going to leave a mark!
Well, it would if it were me. Hell, I'm not even the one it's directed at, and it smarts.
In a comment timestamped at the same time as the "warriordumont" she posts at her account in a comment:
someone's playing with my google account (warriordumot) so i can't log in under warriordumot anymore. i think.
So either she's being spoofed here or she's lying there. My bet's on lying. She hasn't proven herself really honest when it comes to owning up to her writing.
DRAT! warriordumot. i keep confusing her with Margaret. Though Margaret Dumont was at least a lady and would never talk about other people's genitals, even with Groucho.
Blizz:
She probably left the capslock on. Idiot.
I don't plan to make use of those numbers, but I know a number of Nigerian expatriates who are soiling themselves with glee right about now.
Sulla!
Really? I've got some interesting contacts from a former prince from the Belgian Congo. Maybe they could help too.
Does anyone else correct their spelling, grammar and logic, or am I alone in that amusement?
Possibly, Joe. I'm all about international economic cooperation.
Why, just last month I helped a Chechen rebel invest heavily in bust-enlargement cream and prepaid legal services--
Heeeeey. THAT would be a thoughtful gift for the Frischmaker.
Debmentos©, Teh Frischmaker™!
Hmmm. Well I have to go to the garden and pick tomatoes (we're almost at Teh Tipping Point, where life goes from YAY Tomatoes to OmigodNotMoreTomatoes).
But I was looking up another of her "victims" and this one she didn't pull the post about, the Jennifer Freyd. She wrote a book about recovered memory that apparently was very successful. The NYT review quoted at Amazon says "Betrayal Trauma is a thoughtful, judicious and thorough scholarly analysis of a subject that has hitherto generated more heat than light" and calls Freyd's style "highly literate and engaging." The New York Times!
Wonder what they'd think of Teh Idiot's Guide to Teh Crayzee by Dr. Deb Frisch Pee Aich Dee.
I think a book is a fine idea.
Deb asked if Sulla is a man or a woman. So when they make the movie, I can expand my options when casting my role.
Right now it's a tossup between Stephen Colbert (oh, the ironity!) and Rachel Hunter.
Your thoughts?
Casting time: who would you want to play you in DON'T HIRE DEB - THE MOVIE?
(we've already pretty much picked our avatars for DHD The Muppet Movie, but this is a clean slate).
For Dr. Frisch, I recommend Cindy Sheehan. Yeah, she's not an actress, but she's a natural.
Hawk,
Actually, I meant that I enlisted here, at DHD. Sorry about the confusion. Good to have you back!
Incidentally, with regard to that post, I originally suggested she also wear a necklace made out of human teeth but I ended up taking that out. I thought it might make her look tawdry.
For me, you need an actress with wonderful diction.
Beyond that, it can be anyone you like.
Has anyone else noticed this sequence:
1. flog the book
2. gotta make money
3. minor teh crazy®
*** stalking arrest ***
4. gotta clean up my act
5. major, unrestrained Batfrisch Teh Crazy®
I think we've been this round before. All eyes alert for a minor outbreak of batfrischiness. The question is, who's she going to stalk next?
Inquiring minds want to know! Hombre Peeps!
ottavarima -
You do NOT want to get into the Mac v PC/Windows argument.
There have been deaths in the past.
Ooh, ooh, I choose Rob Schneider:
He's funny about half the time but he is a short half philipino guy, just like me!
See? Spittin' Image!
Denny Crane!
She's looking for you because she doesn't really have a lawyer and she needs one. Badly. It's just that Debee thinks insults and accusations are the way to win friends and influence acquaintances.
The fact that she thinks maybe hopefully please that JG has dropped his case and nobody told her, and that she has to personally obtain the appropriate documents to march into court with otherwise, is pretty much proof of that.
OOH,OOH,OOH! (jumps up, raises hand). I've only posted a couple of times, but I'm here now, and, for my bit part in the movie, I get Ellen Barkin. Thank you very much!
Sez Frisch:
"I have come to the realization that my top priority ought to be increasing my cash flow. I am reading want ads in the Register Guard and craigslist eugene. I am going to ad some google ads, amazon links for books and cd's right after i finish this post."
If she really wants to see some positive cash flows, she should head down to the men's room toilets at the truck stop.
She might find that one of the stalls has a hole in it connecting through to the next stall, at about penis height.
She could sit in that stall and wait for someone to "pop in".
I've never heard of using Amazon or PayPal, though...it's been pretty strictly a cash n' carry affair.
But maybe things are different in Eugene.
I'll have to add that note to the travel guide: "Coyote Voyages", that I'm writing.
Regards;
Sulla wants to Produce:
"Casting time: who would you want to play you in DON'T HIRE DEB - THE MOVIE?"
Depends...the Bilgewife claims that I look like Gary Sinise in "Snake Eyes", but my demeanor reminds her of Michael Easton from "One Life to Live".
Pick 'em
Regards:
hawk,
I'll do some research on that.
For a non-3in1 that prints direct to CD, the Epson R200 series has worked pretty well for us. ours has 6 colors and looks beautiful.
Right now Epson is the only company that is allowed to market direct-to-disc printers.
And the only one I see is STEEP: The RX700.
I call dibs on Julianne Moore - but, makeup is going to have to put a few freckles on her nose. I'm partial to my freckles.
While I'd love to see someone like Dianne Lane (she's in my age group!) Jane Kazmerek would be more likely, if she could do a Texas/New Jersey accent.
brendaK;
"I'm partial to my freckles."
And who isn't?
BTW, how's your health and makeup manuscript: "Coyote Beauty" coming along?
Regards;
hawk,
how did you find it so quickly?
implant.google.com. :)
blizzardlane:
" I think she should get a job when she's healthy and unlikely to go spewing spittle on customers!"
Ooops...sorry, I didn't read that before I posted my Deb in the mens' room stall bit.
Please delete that post from your collective memories...thank you.
BTW, which "Coyote -" manuscript are YOU writing?
(A Texas. New Jersey accent?...you're from Chalmette, LA?)
Regards;
bilgeman:
I hit a small snag when I tried to shave the coyotes for the beauty shot.
This may take a while...
timothy,
you can find lightscribe drives for under $40 these days (egghead and elsewhere).
I have one - came with an HP machine - and it's still very much a 1.0 technology. It's excruciatingly slow for all but the simplest text-only prints, it's monochrome (greyscale isn't terrible, but not "merchandise" quality) and its discs aren't as readily available.
Color LightScribe is in development, and I suspect that in time it could be a nice alternative. But for quality, the inkjet CD printers are hard to beat, and the price isn't bad.
COYOTE UGLY MIND - the psychology of coed mixology.
Available from exlibris press wherever Night Train is sold.
The Don't Hire Deb movie...hmmmm
I want yoda.
And the screenplay should be written by whoever it was who wrote "Swimming with Sharks"
"Plan Nine" hell! "Glen or Glenda," which gave us the immortal line: PULL THE STRING!
OMG, I just read Sinner's front page. She posted routing numbers and account numbers on the web?
Deb, those guys at the credit union are going to be looking for you tomorrow. They don't like this kind of shite.
What did I tell you yesterday about your job prospects in Banking/Finance? They didn't even have to do a google search.
Deb, do you know that banks keep a list of people who abuse account privileges? Wait about a week and try opening an account ANYWHERE.
yoda2,
Do you think Dr. Frisch WANTS someone to commit bank fraud? So she can sue them? Like a Viking?
Hawksp,
Robert Duval (young) was hot. Robert Duval (older) is hot.
Do you tango? Or, at least two-step?
staci,
Berenger.
Yum
Deb
There will be a test on this tomorrow. Read it.
https://www.oregoncommunitycu.org/idtheft.pdf
Title is kind of ironic, don't you think?
BTW, about those assault and stalking charges...? Want to talk?
Texette
That's a good question. Sort of like the rope a dope strategy?
She sets herself up for identity theft, then sues. I think we may be on to something. Wonder who the real victim will be?
I bet the bank kills the account tomorrow.
My parents yapped on about "Secondhand Lions" and I finally sat down and watched it with them, and Jesus Up a Tree, that was a fine movie.
I'm more a Michael Caine 'shipper, from back when I was a wee girl in the '60s.
Kyra Sedgwick played an awesome bitch in that movie. Maybe y'all could cast her as Cecile.
yoda2:
Clever enough to set a trap, Ms. Frisch is not.
Deb says that the guy at the credit union said there would be no problem.
Live in hope, die broke and identity-less?
Off to martial arts. Take care. Don't snark to the detriment of your real lives.
joeshmoe: Clever enough to set a trap, Ms. Frisch is not.
That's Dr. Frisch, Mr. Shmoe. And I hope that you are joe king.
He. He. He.
Riddler and joker and catwoman and batman and robin themselves.....all rolled up into one dangerous chique!
dianna's here!!!!
yay!!!!
wdm:
"tawk" to me "peep," tell me about the stalking and harrassment charges.
How dangerous a "chique" are you?
Riddler and joker and catwoman and batman and robin themselves.....all rolled up into one dangerous chique!
must be crowded in there.
And it would explain the voices in your head.
I get Jeff Daniels in the Movie. My girlfriend says I look like Him. Although I have been told I have a passing resemblance to Robin Williams.
Ps does anyone else smell 6 week old roadkill?
hawksp,
No dancing, huh. You are breaking my heart, sir.
staci,
Be safe. I've been through my share of hurricanes, including Carla, Camille, & Cecille. And, by the way, since you mentioned Beringer, I can't seem to get him out of my head. Think I'll go fix a pitcher of margaritas, in your name.
I have often been told that I am quite chique.
Bet no one has ever accused Debee of that!
Man, you notice she spells Schmo like Dan Quayle spells potatoe?
Oh, wait, that would be chic.
Silly me!
Ok, but who here is going to be played by the young Clint Eastwood?
'Cause, he was the absolute unquestionable hottest. Except for Sean Connery.
Who's got Sean Connery?
Just got back from the swamp and it has unbanned everyone. Must be part of the scheme to make money off of adds. I for one am not posting over there anymore until she stops moderating comments.
I left to have dinner and now it's a casting call?
To quote the talking heads, "I've changed my hairstyle so many times/I don't know what I look like".
Given the cast of thousand puppets I've used-the best I can come up with is Jim Carrey from Mask.
I'm sure someone has a much better idea.
Okay:
"I came here by a link and I am very sorry this is happening to you. You seem very beset by some people. I am sorry and English is not comfortable for my writing but I think to say that you should be very free to say everything that you wish and not just some of it. This is Amerca and you have a right! Keep speaking against the wars. Wars are very bad. If they call you a monkey they are very bad too. If they want you to dance, dance is bad too.
Posted by deenah at August 28, 2006 03:49 PM "
Which of you scamps created this sockpuppet?
Simply beautiful!
"dance is bad, too.".
Someone's been channelling Latke Gravas from "Taxi"?
Too funny...must go lie down!
BTW...it's "Doctor Bilgeman" to YOU!
Regards;
I was thinking more like in "Highlander" - there's just something about a man in a kilt...
Hawk:
Ugh, not me. I hate tuxedos. But set me up with some skintight spandex, hmm... Okay, only for cycling, otherwise I'm a t-shirts, shorts, and sandals kind of guy.
Deb should take advantage of some of the wonderful opportunities to make some money by helping to move frozen accounts from Zimbabwe to American banks.
Brenda:
Sulla and I were talking about this earlier. Maybe we can pool our contacts at the Nigerian and Congolese embassies.
Chell mentioned in a comment that she has kids. No wonder deb likes her.
RUN AWAY, CHELL! DEB"S NOT CHILD-PROOFED!
Joe -
That is generous of you and Sulla. I'll be happy to help in any way I can. Anything to help keep Debee off the streets.
Oh, poor little Deenah.
I love that girl.
Muahahahahah.
I would have to be played by Matthew Perry.
DANCE, MONKEY!
hawksp -
The fuzzy hunks we've got are quite good enough.
testing
okey doke, folx. it is 4:thirty-two here in you jean. You got at most, 10 minutes of my time here.
I'll be back in five minutes. If there is a new thread, I'll play witchall. If not, asta manana.
Ms. Frisch:
Please play with us. Let's bat this question around: what were the charges of stalking and harrassment about?
Hawk,
Yes. Translation: Ignore me and I will fling poo.
She's off defamating. Only take a minute.
I think hide and seek would be fun. I always enjoyed playing that as a child.
Debee, you go hide and we'll seek for you.
Ready, set, go!
Rabbit -
hahahahahahsnorthahahahahsnortha
Definitely a two-snort worthy comment.
Denny -
Don't you just love the way she decides that something she doesn't like must therefore be illegal?
Where on earth are those vaunted research abilities of hers? She might want to focus them upon learning even just a bit about the actual, you know, law.
As is is practiced here on Earth, that is.
I knew she had a thing for Chell, she just posted my "Are you & Chell dolphin diving?"
Lezzie codewords.
Brenda,
I don't know a great deal about academic life (my PhD siblings do) but I think Deb wishes life were more like the academy, where rule by fiat isn't unheard of.
Mike Adams from townhall.com frequently writes about the toxic academic environment of intolerance, hypocrisy and tyranny of the administration, or petty feifdoms thereof.
So, her assumptions are based on How Things Have Always Been. And in DC she held the purse strings. For the first time in a while, she's not in that environment, and she's as lost as a Soviet-era defector on their first trip to a warehouse discount store.
I bet it killed her to dole out that grant money & later get her grant apps. rejected.
Denny Crane!
Thank you for sharing your email. I have a question, if you don't mind answering--if you've commented on this previously, please excuse me.
Dr. Frisch started making snarky and offensive comments about Jeff Goldstein here a couple of posts ago. She seems to believe that her restraining order does not restrict such behavior. She even mentioned this belief on her site. Is she correct in her legal reasoning?
Army of Davids -
You know, that really does make sense. Still, how can she not know how the other 99.99999998 of the rest of life works?
I would have thought that even in the rarified atmosphere of a college campus or partisan gov't. agency, some reality would have intruded.
Recent Comment over at pawthetic:
Dr. Frisch
In your attempt to deprive PayPal future income, I have been retained to pursue monetary damages.
In addition, by complaining of the service charge, you have defamated my client.
You will be served by a green can tommorrow at 8:00A.M. PST.
Good Day Sir!
A. Finch Atty.
Posted by: A. Finch at August 28, 2006 04:59 PM
This is the pure comedy gold! Savor it. [Shakes fist] Savor it!
(with apologies to Sinner)
brenda,
Mindset, I gather.
Those who have a life beyond the academy walls where the rules are different, most likely don't have this problem. Not to this degree.
I know most MBA programs prefer applicants who have been in the "real world" for a while. Their program isn't about theory, it's about getting things done. (Bush is our first MBA president. It's been fascinating to see his struggles and his successes in light of that.)
Those who find the outside world too much to deal with, would stay inside as much as possible.
Dr. Frisch's work history demonstrates that even within government and the university, she didn't quite fit in.
I've reached my quota of comments at. south(pawtheic)west for the day.
She feels important when the comments are coming in. She's addicted to them & that's why she opened up again.
Yeah, Joe Schmo, I was Atticus.
You VBS peoples see numba halking wan Debe, you tell her Timil Tigress LAYDEE lookin fo her and mebbe Timil Tigress LAYDEE git mad now. She bedda call soon. You tell her I mebbe use Misser Finch and she be numba ten sorrie.
Tamil!
Shecky ArbucKle!
BWAHAHAHA
Army -
It must be so frustrating to know exactly how the world should work only to be foiled at every turn.
Of course, most of us learn as children that the world just isn't 'fair'. That concept just whooshed over Little Debbie's head, apparently.
I think eventually that lesson will be drummed into her in adulthood, however. About the time the iron bars clang shut.
Oh, no, it's JOHN HENRY.
Boogity-boogity-boogity
Better run and hide, debbie.
Appropos of nothing...
Which historical lunatic are you?
courtesy of (snigger) Rum & Monkey
I don't condone a lot of what I see there, but on the main page there is a "Dance, Monkey, Dance!" reference.
mariposa:
i am a psychologist.
i am a psychologist.
i live in eugene, oregon.
i am a psychologist.
i live in eugene, oregon.
PLEASE GO FOR IT MARIPOSA!!!
Ms. Frisch:
Please tell us about your stalking and harrassment charges.
GO FOR IT!
If Deb is not a licensed psychologist, and warriordumot is saying he/she is a psychologist in violation of APA rules (and possibly state law), it follows that either 1) warriordumot is not Deb, or 2) Deb doesn't care anymore about professional sanctions and legalities.
Mariposa - is that illegal as in go-to-jail illegal, or just against APA rules?
Either way, this does the Debmeister no good at all.
mariposa.
i have claimed to be a psychologist many times at south(west)paw.
i claim to be a psychologist here.
i am not a clinical psychologist, i am a cognitive/decision scientist. i teach statistics, research methods, introductory psychology and advanced courses in cognitive and decision science to undergraduate and graduate students. i am a psychology professor, not a shrink.
sorry for confusing you!
Am I too late?!
Did somebody already take Michael Berryman?!
Hey Deb,
Rather than Stewart and Colbert, you ever thought about trying to emulate Harry Houdini? He could get out of straitjackets AND handcuffs.
she put teh lime in teh vodka and drink em both together
she put teh lime in teh vodka and she'll feel better
she say, "I'm a doctor. I got a pee aych dee."
I'm too loaded now so call me in the morning.
Deb,
You don't teach anything. You don't have a job.
On job applications, especially if you will be working as a Civil Servant, you are asked "Have you ever been arrested". If she writes "no", and it is found out, she will be summarilly terminated on the spot for fraud on a job application, as well as possibly leaving herself open to civil litigation.
As for who to play me? There are three options. Dennis Leary, due to his current project, the Kurt Russell, then Charlie Sheen as I look the most like him. They will, however, need to grow a big moustache.
Brenda has freckles too? Oh man. I am DEFINATELY going to have to visit Georgia. Hey Brenda...want to swap pics? Hell, we should all swap pics so we all know what we look like.
Debe,
You numba hana hidie seek girl. Why yu no callie yu Timil Tigress LAYDEE fren. Once yu hafa Timil Tigress in cammies you neva wan skinnie western girl gin.
Yu call!
Steven Banks should write it, or any of the guys from MST3K.
Didn't you guys see the reply by Cherri? She stated that there is a lien on her assets and possibly her house due to the harrassment thing. Looks like Crazy Pants is about to actually lose everything she has. She wants to set up the account to have others pay for her evil.
mariposa,
Texas law may be somewhat different in specifics than Oregon law, but in Texas, as in some other states with reciprocal relationships, a licensed psychologist does not have to have a clinical degree, but must serve a clinical internship of at least one year, have a PhD in psychology (or an EdD), and pass a licensing exam. The license reads "Psychologist", not "Clinical Psychologist". I believe there are still a few exceptions in the law that were active back when I was practicing: such as, one could call oneself a psychologist if employed as such by a state or federal agency or organization, but only in reference to those duties performed for them. If one had a PhD in psychology, one could call oneself a "social psycholgist". Anyone could refer to themself as a counselor or therapist.
This is a long-winded way of saying that, for most of her life, Dr. Frisch was employed by a state or federal organization, and maybe legally in Oregon or DC or Arizona, could call herself a psychologist. Alas, no more, I fear.
What Dr. Frisch does not seem to understand, is that "psychologist", outside the academy, is not a description for a person who has certain knowledge, it is a legally-defined and restricted title.
Of course, she could describe herself as a "former psychologist".
hosedragger,
Kurt Russell.
More Yum.
P.S. I thought he was dead.
texette:
Bite your tongue! Kurt Russell is still with us and rocking the yum.
It might have been dead. I spent the day lounging and just got back from a long walk with the dog. No, I didn't go for a walk with Ms. CCFCCP, I went with my beautiful Golden Retreiver.
ottavarima,
Not only do I own a copy of "Escape From New York", but I have a copy of "Escape from L.A".
I'm pitiful, just pitiful.
Speaking of old movies, last Saturday night I watched "The Buddy Holly Story", where Gary Busey probably did his last fabulous work before he went completely insane. Seeing BrendaK's note about her blind date made me think: Dr. Frisch and Gary Busey--the blind date from Hell. I'd pay money to watch that.
Deb has been leaving nasty comments over at Sinner's place on his posts Moving, and Men.
CCFCCP=CooCoo-For-CocoaPuffs
It is a term we use to describe whack jobs and 5150's in the Fire Service.
ottavarima:
Rent Soldier too. Big sigh, boy-oh-boy.
I've been told I resemble a red-headed Kellie Martin so I guess she could play me. As for the good "doctor" herself, I'd like to suggest Rosie O'Donnell!
It's Nipsey Russell that's dead.
His poems were WAY better than deb's.
Wow...a ton of redheads on here. You guys make me tingle. Nothing like intelligent, well educated and read redheads to make a guy feel tingly
No, you aren't being melodramatic. I wish she lived in my area. I would definately have better means to have her ass committed. I guess the Libs up there really like nut-balls running around being a danger to their children. I, personally, don't stand for it, and didn't stand for one in our neighborhood. I will do all I can to see this filth is put away where she belongs.
Redheads: taking over the world one blog at a time.
Mwahahahahahahaha (rubbing hands melodramatically)
eeeeeexcellent.
Good work, mariposa.
I'm blond . . . now.
Evenin' y'all,
I e-mailed the National Academy of Astronomers and they agreed to put Pluto back on the list of planets and demote Deb instead. She is now an official head-up-her asteroid.
The presence of all these honorable, high-quality redheads confirms my faith in a just and loving God.
My wife cautions me to not spend too much time here, but I keep her apprised of our doings and quote things to her often, and she's very much with us in spirit.
Yep. Redhead.
Life is good.
cirrus -
Good one!
I was a redhead once . . . or twice.
I've been catching up over in her comments. What's all that PW stuff? Is that her telling us she wrote those comments?
Fred, you're a genius both here & there tonight.
Cirrus-I laughed my asteroid off.
Otta-didn't get back to you earlier, dog webcam is cool. Are your cats hungover today?
Here's an interesting story about redheads. True or false?
Denny -
Well, I don't have 5 acres but I have a decent size yard and the value of my home has almost tripled in market value since I bought it. This close to Atlanta that's talking some bucks.
Doesn't that make me a superior person?! Yessiree, bob, it's all about the property values!
Ottavarima:
Done and done. Still tenacious.
Already did.
Joe - uhm. Well, I don't know that I've ever compared numbers with my girlfriends of a different hair-persuasion. Quality, sure, but not numbers.
Your next thought is: Oh? Tell us more!
No.
Joe -
Thanks!
Brenda:
Aw... [kicks loose pebble]
Joe - Let's just say that my hubby and I defy the myth about the effect of marriage on your sex life. Beyond that, I decline to comment :)
All I can say is the best and craziest, most fun encounters of an adult nature I have had has always been with those with the Auburn/Reddish locks.
Light brown was a close second.
tell us more!
no.
Good answer.
Nothing piques curiosity like discretion.
Would that Deb could learn that lesson.
The article does lend credibility to the old joke, though.
How does a woman signal interest?
Blonde: "I'm soooo drunk!"
Desperate blonde: "I SAID, I'm DRUNK!"
Brunette: "Hmmm. Where'd all the blonde's go?
Redhead: "NEXT!"
(sorry, dear. Away from the keyboard. Yes, dear.)
I went over to sinner's at about 14 comments.
I waited until after a divorce to go redhead for a few years. Really ticked off the ex, who had suggested it earlier. Ha!
Ottavarima:
Interesting question! I can't think of an equivalent word for red. Brunette is brown or black hair. Blonde is yellow or light-colored hair. Red hair is... red hair. Hmm.
otta,
I think "blonde" and "brunette" are Norman contributions to the vocabulary, circa 1066.
Since no self-respecting redhead would let a Frenchman anywhere near her, they don't have a term for it.
Least not one you can say in mixed company.
This thread is reaching LGF kinda numbers!
rabbit:
Or Glenn Greenwald numbers!
GOOD DAY SIR!
Hey JoeSchmo, 1 of 3, time to introduce the bro who looks like you to this community. Redheads?!!! No wonder you spend so much time here. To paraprase Dead Poets Society, "Why do we write poetry?...To woo women."
Dude:
It's 2 of 3!
I never read him. I don't even know the name of his blog. But I learned all about puppetry from the tales of him on better sites.
James:
Have you been reading all of today's threads?
um...auburn...copper...those are euphemisms for reddish hair.
wait...people still talk about sock puppet glenn?
James:
Oh yes! The expert. They're you're type.
Did you see my Rob Schneider bit above? I thought that was hilarious.
joseph, yeah...crazy numbers of comments
rob schneider was genius
um...(tap tap) this thing on?
Nice to meet you 2 of 3.Now tell us: What's Joe REALLY like?
I think they are reading my blog now...yes...Joe was not making up the whole triplet thing.
rabbit, nice temeecha...Joe is...um...very JoeSchmo-ish
James:
[stage whisper]
Careful! These people seem to like me.
he's probably a little more in your face than he is on this site...intense much? Yeah, that's Joe.
Sorry guys...change of pace. This is soooo f'n adorable, you will not believe it.
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=51ea67e00c484b4fbb6cb081f4644cd4.612001&fr=yvmtf
[homer stage whisper] what are they staring at?
Yeah, yeah, discrete...er...disCREET...I getcha
James:
So what do you think of this Frisch woman's behavior today? Any people like that in English Lit?
No worries, Joe. You've established youself well enough; nothing James can say will affect that.
However - that petrarch photo is disturbingly Kos-like.
PLEASE tell me Kos isn't 3of3.
well, I think he's sweet, but he prefers tasty.
okay hosedragger (nice...name btw) that's just too ephing adorable...and completely out of the character of this site! tsk tsk
Someone named 'John' left me this link on the previous thread.
Hysterical! And he makes note in one post that America is governed as constitutional republic, which it's nice for people to remember.
Grouchy Old Cripple in Atlanta.
I was surprised to see "warriordumot" actually start posting on this site. How much wtf vodka did it take for her to summon the courage?
Oh, and Otta, don't let the brief lapse into redhead adoration concern you overmuch.
The folks here are all impressive in their passion, smarts, experience and cameraderie.
Hair color is so superficial. We're not that shallow.
Usually.
James:
hosedragger is a fireman. And quadruplets, yeah, I guess that's respectable, not as if they were lame-o twins or anything...
sulla - what? that's my cheesecake...er...beefcake shot! Nice dimples, for the ladies *heh*
Well, hello 3of3.
Glad to have you stop by. Pull up a chair, sit awhile!
Joe - I understand the fireman reference for Hosedragger...but the double entendre (note the spelling), I just had to point it out.
ottavarima - Joe acts just like any firstborn in the family...a bully, a tyrant...(looks at Joe)...er...I mean...a mentor, a teacher...greatest brother ever!
James:
Yeah, hosedragger is great that way. He likes Monty Python, by the way, so rip on that whenever you can.
Well, I do outrank him by 4 minutes.
i'm surprise nobody has posted as "the peoples front of judea" yet
What's wrong with the spelling?
Even though Ms. Frisch is a self-hating jew, she is totally clueless on pop culture, so we have to be creative in all our referential humor.
Buggerit. Millenium hand and shrimp!
Here's the correct link to Grouchy Old Cripple in Atlanta
brendak - thanks for the invite, that seat near the pretty redhead (dozens of head turn) taken?
It's "The Judean People's Front"!!!!
Just watch out for their crack suicide squads.
hosedragger - was commenting on the spelling of double entendre...took forever for someone to get it right.
hosedragger:
From hosedragger, it might be construed that you are tripod natured. Hmm. That's awfully formal sounding, isn't it?
and joe...nobody got your joke about triple entente...man...where are the diplomats?
we are so gonna break 300 like in the next 10 minutes!
u peeps ROCK!!!
You'll never believe this. I was on one of my 2 am jaunts to the local Super WalMart, when I saw a t-shirt with the armless/legless Black Knight and the writing "It's only a flesh wound" emblazened across it. It goes well with my Eric Cartman hat now.
'Night hawk. 'Night Ottavarima/kelly. Ha!
Joe - of hosedragger...yes, I thought the named tended toward the "baby arm" type of moniker.
281...281...do I hear 282???
YES!!!
18 comments to go on the wall
18 comments to go.
a gripe from den crane
sulla can complain!
18 comments to go.
countdown to 300....
James:
Wasn't there a Knights who say Ni! bobblehead doll on ThinkGeek?
yay...wdm is back! And what happened with the green cans? Charges filed?
Inquiring minds want to know!
What do you mean "We" you sack of pathetic filth?
Don't you have some small land mammals to go torture or something?
I told you to be quiet while the adults were talking. Unless you want to answer my questions that I posed to you several times, I suggest you STFU.
Noone was asking for your opinion.
Ms. Frisch:
Please gripe to us about your stalking and harrassment charges.
YES!!
Joe - hell yes there was. Find the link quick!
what is wdm.
what is vps.
tell me.
do it now.
don't make me get rough witchu.
worddumot - I can't believe you are really...
Oh, gosh. She saw a shiny thing and now she's completely zoned again.
(snap, snap) No, no signs of intelligence there!
Ms. Frisch...just gerbils squeeking here...why oh why are we soooo interesting?
Ms. Frisch:
Did the green cans get rough with you when they arrested you on stalking and harrassment?
She's been trying to join VBS all day & we won't let her. Isn't that sad?
boring...yawn...why am i wasting time here...someone say something entertaining or interesting or ask a good question FAST or I am OUT OF HERE.
don't make me say ciao, peeps.
help me help you.
ask a good question, someone!
go 4 it, brenda!
wdm...wow...just...wow...you can't get that? You know...speed reading...take a course...
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