Monday, August 28, 2006

Good Morning!

Nothing noteworthy at SWP so far, so we get yet another

OPEN THREAD

33 Comments:

At 6:54 AM, Blogger WordDitz said...

Good morning, Peeps and Creeps.

Is this the place for the DebDrag Show?

 
At 7:33 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Hey! I noticed that the Jeff-o-Meter is up to $122! Congrats, guys! I gave a bit, and got a gracious email. You know, for a guy who runs a rough-and-tumble blog, he's a pretty good fellow. Not to mention a handsome and funny guy.

 
At 7:38 AM, Blogger WordDitz said...

Ooooh, girl! I LOVE your outfit!

 
At 8:17 AM, Blogger Timothy said...

I would suggest that the "shotgun, apply directly to the brainstem" and "denton yourself" comments are pretty far beyond the pale.

Deb was a bad, bad instructor and she's obviously a disturbed individual, but those sorts of suggestions don't do anyone any good and make those responsible for them look like malicious assholes. It's one thing to point out that she really isn't employable in any serious setting, but please, at least try not to go to the "better dead" comments. There are far worse people in the world than Deb, she's just useless and insane.

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

“In a real democratic blogosphere, comments would be edited and sick, murderous, on the way to nazi land comments like this would be deleted and the perpetrators reprimanded.”

Hmm, Is there such as a thing as a cyber-firing squad?

Nah, there must be some other way. Hey, I got it; the offended party could get a court ordered…a court ordered….

Oh Crap! VBSers, help me out here. What is the name of that thingy that we could use to control “sick, murderous, on the way to nazi land comments” made by short-eyed lesbians who troll the Internet.

A “Retraining Sporter”? No,

A “Refraining Sorter”? No, no…

A “Retaining Snorter”? No, no, no…

I can’t remember. We’ll just have to sentence them to probation here with all the VBSer kids. Deb, er those convicted will have to come here acting all high and mighty trying to act superior and we’ll all take turns handing her ass to her in unfair exchanges of wit.

 
At 8:25 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Timothy,

Nicely said. That is the way I see it, and is the "official" (whatever that means) stance of DHD.

Thanks!

 
At 8:26 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Hawk,

See new post.

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hi Sinner,

Long time, no see.

What new post?

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Never mind.

stupid refresh

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Dr. Deb's back on the justification train:
I'm thinking the case has already been dismissed. No way Jeff and "visualize whirled cockquest" would show up for the court date in November now that they've deleted the offending material. Jeff's shysta is ALMOST as dumb as he is, but not quite.
This could turn out to be an interesting Monday after all.

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Dr. Deb's back on the justification train

And it's a non-stop express to FantasyLand, a place where Deb has not torched her entire academic career, where all her troubles are somebody else's fault, where she will soon by a respected best-selling author/sage and where she can hurl epithets at sitting judges with impunity.

Whoo-whoooooooooooooo! All aboard!

 
At 8:57 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Hawk, the flying nun was me. Sorry, wasn't here this weekend.

Was thinking of maybe going to Walmart and buying a life, but, it was the boyfriend's birthday, so I took him to hang with my family and friends that live down there. I was stuck on a boat, diving and fishing, THEN, of course I couldn't find the time living my non-life when I cooked up lobster, yellowtail, and grouper along with my famous $50 salad for a group of friends with non-lives also. I believe that may have to do with the fact there is no Walmart in Key West, and the Kmart is really a tourist trap selling fave-lives.

Then I was too tired from diving. I got down to 60 feet, and didn't find any life for me down there.

And you seem to be the one who gets my little jokes here...LOL. The Gollum one and that.

And Brenda darling, how was the date? Gonna see him again? And remember, sometimes, when you least expect it....

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hey Staci,

Yup, you never know why one thing or the other tickles your funny bone but the Sally sockpuppet was a hoot.

BTW, I was NAUI certified in Hawaii a looong time ago, but stopped diving when I got to Ft. Bragg. The Atlantic was too murky. The thermo-cline is too pronounced and it just wasn't as fun as Oahu or Kauai.

 
At 9:32 AM, Blogger Kelly said...

This could turn out to be an interesting Monday after all.

that's what i'm expecting, too. her mid-level crazy over the weekend only got her a small spike in hits.

she's gonna buck teh cycle® this week and start with the full on crazy waaay before thursday, i bet.

she's feeling lonely over there with just chell.

staci . . . a $50 salad? maybe we need a recipe thread at DHD!

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger Staci said...

My grandfather was a Navy diver. My brother still has his big brass diving mask. He later was a charter boat fisherman.

On the drive down, we stopped at the Caribbean Club (trivia: where they filmed Key Largo...B&B) to let my baby Gypsy, chocolate lab, use the potty and hit Teh Vodka. I ended up fessing up to the bo about this site, and he was cracking up.

And the $50 salad...yeah, it is excessive:

Premium lettuce mix (radichio, romaine, spinach, bib, arugala, etc)
Tomatoes
Red Onion
Red and Yellow Bell pepper
Cucumbers
Baby Bella Mushrooms
Feta cheese
Blue cheese
Artichokes
Hearts of Palm
Black olives
Green olives
Banana peppers
Basil--fresh
Oregano--fresh

Toss with premium balsamic and olive oil.

Serve before meal with Italian bread, hot, and roasted garlic for spread.

My boyfriend calls it that whenever I make it for a dinner party. I can be a bit of a food snob after spending some time with chefs. I like everything real fresh.

And a note on balsamic vinegar. The premium kind can cost at least $50 a bottle. Works along the lines of wine. It is made with the best ingredients and is usually a bit thicker. It is typically sweeter and can be excellent over vanilla bean ice cream.

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

kelly:

Where's Ottavarima this morning?

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

here i am joe. i was having coffee with cybil this morning . . .

(i swear i have no idea how that happens. i'm clearly not as computer savvy as i've always thought. either that, or there's some kind of kelly virus on my mac. i don't have a kelly account at blogger [or anywhere else for that matter]. i never even came to blogger before DHD was born. guess i'm gonna have to start paying attention when i post here.)

 
At 10:09 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Oh, and Hawk, I am getting lessons to be certified. I never had to diving in the Keys but I've been hitting Bimini and the Abacos and my guy likes to scuba. Shortly, I'll be ready for official certification.

If I practice my breathing before summer, I can free dive and stay up to 2.4 minutes under. At the moment, I am around 1 minute and 45 seconds.

And the best diving I ever did was snorkeling in Sharm in the Red Sea. I haven't seen a more beautiful reef in my entire life.

But I'm excited. The deeper you go, the bigger the fish are to spear.

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger tim said...

"her mid-level crazy over the weekend only got her a small spike in hits.

she's gonna buck teh cycle® this week and start with the full on crazy waaay before thursday, i bet."

Yay! "Tim's Conjecture" in action! :)

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

The monkey's sure been dancing more than the usual Monday, that's for sure.

That's the organ grinder starting up, so dance, little monkey, dance!

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Staci,

I'm jealous. Neither of my girls can even swim, (wife unit or daughter unit) so we're doomed to non-aquatic activities. But like I said, the water off the NC coast is murky, cold and not much to look at anyway, unless you go to one of the wrecks.

Maybe someday retire in FL, a grandchild, some swimming lessons, PADI certification, I’ll be back in business.

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

On the drive down, we stopped at the Caribbean Club...to let my baby Gypsy, chocolate lab, use the potty and hit Teh Vodka.

Wait a minute, you're letting your dog drink vodka?

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Staci gives her dog vodka and someone was giving their cat wine the other day. Animal abusers!

 
At 11:01 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hey dudes!

Here's something cool. Someone came to the DHD lexicon based on this google search: deborah frisch trainwreck

Keeping the site hits away from teh Gerbil Hater®.

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

timothy says: I would suggest that the "shotgun, apply directly to the brainstem" and "denton yourself" comments are pretty far beyond the pale.

Deb was a bad, bad instructor and she's obviously a disturbed individual, but those sorts of suggestions don't do anyone any good and make those responsible for them look like malicious assholes.


Hey Tim - you seem like a nice enough guy. I don't have any bone to pick with you. But I've thought about what I write each and every time I've posted. Let's just say you have your beyond the pale and I have mine.

I wouldn't advocate the shotgun method though. Too f**king messy and, well, someone's got to clean it up and it prolly won't be the person who fired the shotgun. As much as I've always liked Hemingway's writings, I've always thought it was pretty callous to leave his wife with that mess to clean up in the front hall.

Now I realize that what I just said is inconsistent with my advocating the Denton exit approach, so I'd like to modify my advice for the Dentonization. First, go to the hardware store and buy a big roll of black plastic (I think the trade name is usually visqueen - in any case, it should unroll/unfold to at least 20' by 25'). Once at appropriate building, unfold the black plastic in the chosen flat area (Targeted Area of Impact or "TAI"), close but not too close to building. When leaving top of building please make every effort to land in TAI. This will enable emergency workers to simply fold up corners of black plastic sheeting, tie with several zip ties and dispose of bundle in landfill without requiring extensive clean up at the scene.

Hey Deb, I know it's Monday & really not appropriate, but hey, it's not like you're working at a job or anything - go ahead and crack the seal on that bottle of WTF vodka.

Bottoms up!!!

openacanatuna

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Yikes, should have clarified, Teh Vodka was for me. But, I did let her have the ice cubes that was in the drink!

Hawk, I learned how to swim, according to my mom, at 6 months in my grandfather's live bait well on his charter boat. I don't remember not knowing how.

I do love being from the Keys and living in South Florida. And I'm lucky to have met a kindred spirit. The last guy I dated balked at the idea of touching a live fish. This one comes complete with a real nice boat with many accessories. I will be in Bimini mid Sept. I really do need to get around one day to hitting Walmart myself, for a life.

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

timothy;

"Deb was a bad, bad instructor and she's obviously a disturbed individual, but those sorts of suggestions don't do anyone any good and make those responsible for them look like malicious assholes."

But I never claimed not to be one.

Whatever you may think of it, suicide always remains an option for anyone with the sand to commit it. Including the Frisch.

The way she rings bells for "Full Speed Ahead", hits the reef, and after hitting it, keeps trying to sail over it, I kinda see her narrowing her own options down to nothing much at all.

Heck, I think Oregon is one of those "assisted Suicide" states,(although I personally do not endorse such legislation).

There is, however, a big problem with people who attempt suicide...they often fail.

And in doing so, they inflict wounds upon themselves that last for decades... problems FAR worse than whatever hobgoblins of the mind that they claim drove them to attempt the deed in the first place.

(Didn't think about that aspect, didya?)
Humans can be quite a bit harder to kill than you might imagine...even a bullet to the temple might not do the job...although it might certainly lobotomize you, in a quick and messy way.

Thought you had problems before? Now you REALLY gots problems...only, you aren't really "you" anymore...see?

Nope, if you have decided that The World is the winner in "You vs. The World", and you REALLY want to check yourself out of the entire show, then there is one method that is nearly a sure-fire, you-betcha, and painless way to close your own account, and that method is the shotgun to the brainstem.

Anything less is really far too prone to fail when it REALLY needs to work.

And Frischka has shown a fairly dependable tendency to failure, has she not?

And if she succeeds when and if she decides to destroy the source of her travails, then at least the parents of a wee tyke in Colorado can sleep in peace at night.

See? I really AM a malicious asshole.

Regards;

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

staci;

"And the best diving I ever did was snorkeling in Sharm in the Red Sea. I haven't seen a more beautiful reef in my entire life.

But I'm excited. The deeper you go, the bigger the fish are to spear."

If you get the chance, try Saipan, but don't dive the Grotto until you've schooled in cave-diving.

Lau Lau Beach and the Tinian Channel will spoil you too.

And if there aren't any tuna or wahoo, you can always spear a Japanese tourist,jk,(they use Saipan like we use the Bahamas).

Regards;

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

bilgeman says: See? I really AM a malicious asshole.

Maybe you and I should start a club.

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

openacanatuna opines;

"Maybe you and I should start a club."

More like a union:

International Brotherhood of United Malicious Assholes...IBUMA

Already have our own greeting:

"Hey...asshole!"

"Ain't NO futhamucka crossin' OUR picket line! Down with Frisch!"

Regards;

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Your union should advertise in Craig's List You-Jean for an organizer.

 
At 3:30 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

blizzardlane says: Your union should advertise in Craig's List You-Jean for an organizer.

Uh... no. Even we have some standards.

 
At 6:26 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

blizzardlane;

"Your union should advertise in Craig's List You-Jean for an organizer."

In addition to my brother asshole's objections, I would further point out that we have jobs.

Regards;

 

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