Hey! I noticed that the Jeff-o-Meter is up to $122! Congrats, guys! I gave a bit, and got a gracious email. You know, for a guy who runs a rough-and-tumble blog, he's a pretty good fellow. Not to mention a handsome and funny guy.
Dr. Deb's back on the justification train: I'm thinking the case has already been dismissed. No way Jeff and "visualize whirled cockquest" would show up for the court date in November now that they've deleted the offending material. Jeff's shysta is ALMOST as dumb as he is, but not quite. This could turn out to be an interesting Monday after all.
And it's a non-stop express to FantasyLand, a place where Deb has not torched her entire academic career, where all her troubles are somebody else's fault, where she will soon by a respected best-selling author/sage and where she can hurl epithets at sitting judges with impunity.
"Deb was a bad, bad instructor and she's obviously a disturbed individual, but those sorts of suggestions don't do anyone any good and make those responsible for them look like malicious assholes."
But I never claimed not to be one.
Whatever you may think of it, suicide always remains an option for anyone with the sand to commit it. Including the Frisch.
The way she rings bells for "Full Speed Ahead", hits the reef, and after hitting it, keeps trying to sail over it, I kinda see her narrowing her own options down to nothing much at all.
Heck, I think Oregon is one of those "assisted Suicide" states,(although I personally do not endorse such legislation).
There is, however, a big problem with people who attempt suicide...they often fail.
And in doing so, they inflict wounds upon themselves that last for decades... problems FAR worse than whatever hobgoblins of the mind that they claim drove them to attempt the deed in the first place.
(Didn't think about that aspect, didya?) Humans can be quite a bit harder to kill than you might imagine...even a bullet to the temple might not do the job...although it might certainly lobotomize you, in a quick and messy way.
Thought you had problems before? Now you REALLY gots problems...only, you aren't really "you" anymore...see?
Nope, if you have decided that The World is the winner in "You vs. The World", and you REALLY want to check yourself out of the entire show, then there is one method that is nearly a sure-fire, you-betcha, and painless way to close your own account, and that method is the shotgun to the brainstem.
Anything less is really far too prone to fail when it REALLY needs to work.
And Frischka has shown a fairly dependable tendency to failure, has she not?
And if she succeeds when and if she decides to destroy the source of her travails, then at least the parents of a wee tyke in Colorado can sleep in peace at night.
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Good morning, Peeps and Creeps.
Is this the place for the DebDrag Show?
Hey! I noticed that the Jeff-o-Meter is up to $122! Congrats, guys! I gave a bit, and got a gracious email. You know, for a guy who runs a rough-and-tumble blog, he's a pretty good fellow. Not to mention a handsome and funny guy.
Ooooh, girl! I LOVE your outfit!
Timothy,
Nicely said. That is the way I see it, and is the "official" (whatever that means) stance of DHD.
Thanks!
Hawk,
See new post.
Dr. Deb's back on the justification train:
I'm thinking the case has already been dismissed. No way Jeff and "visualize whirled cockquest" would show up for the court date in November now that they've deleted the offending material. Jeff's shysta is ALMOST as dumb as he is, but not quite.
This could turn out to be an interesting Monday after all.
Dr. Deb's back on the justification train
And it's a non-stop express to FantasyLand, a place where Deb has not torched her entire academic career, where all her troubles are somebody else's fault, where she will soon by a respected best-selling author/sage and where she can hurl epithets at sitting judges with impunity.
Whoo-whoooooooooooooo! All aboard!
This could turn out to be an interesting Monday after all.
that's what i'm expecting, too. her mid-level crazy over the weekend only got her a small spike in hits.
she's gonna buck teh cycle® this week and start with the full on crazy waaay before thursday, i bet.
she's feeling lonely over there with just chell.
staci . . . a $50 salad? maybe we need a recipe thread at DHD!
kelly:
Where's Ottavarima this morning?
"her mid-level crazy over the weekend only got her a small spike in hits.
she's gonna buck teh cycle® this week and start with the full on crazy waaay before thursday, i bet."
Yay! "Tim's Conjecture" in action! :)
The monkey's sure been dancing more than the usual Monday, that's for sure.
That's the organ grinder starting up, so dance, little monkey, dance!
On the drive down, we stopped at the Caribbean Club...to let my baby Gypsy, chocolate lab, use the potty and hit Teh Vodka.
Wait a minute, you're letting your dog drink vodka?
Staci gives her dog vodka and someone was giving their cat wine the other day. Animal abusers!
Hey dudes!
Here's something cool. Someone came to the DHD lexicon based on this google search: deborah frisch trainwreck
Keeping the site hits away from teh Gerbil Hater®.
timothy;
"Deb was a bad, bad instructor and she's obviously a disturbed individual, but those sorts of suggestions don't do anyone any good and make those responsible for them look like malicious assholes."
But I never claimed not to be one.
Whatever you may think of it, suicide always remains an option for anyone with the sand to commit it. Including the Frisch.
The way she rings bells for "Full Speed Ahead", hits the reef, and after hitting it, keeps trying to sail over it, I kinda see her narrowing her own options down to nothing much at all.
Heck, I think Oregon is one of those "assisted Suicide" states,(although I personally do not endorse such legislation).
There is, however, a big problem with people who attempt suicide...they often fail.
And in doing so, they inflict wounds upon themselves that last for decades... problems FAR worse than whatever hobgoblins of the mind that they claim drove them to attempt the deed in the first place.
(Didn't think about that aspect, didya?)
Humans can be quite a bit harder to kill than you might imagine...even a bullet to the temple might not do the job...although it might certainly lobotomize you, in a quick and messy way.
Thought you had problems before? Now you REALLY gots problems...only, you aren't really "you" anymore...see?
Nope, if you have decided that The World is the winner in "You vs. The World", and you REALLY want to check yourself out of the entire show, then there is one method that is nearly a sure-fire, you-betcha, and painless way to close your own account, and that method is the shotgun to the brainstem.
Anything less is really far too prone to fail when it REALLY needs to work.
And Frischka has shown a fairly dependable tendency to failure, has she not?
And if she succeeds when and if she decides to destroy the source of her travails, then at least the parents of a wee tyke in Colorado can sleep in peace at night.
See? I really AM a malicious asshole.
Regards;
staci;
"And the best diving I ever did was snorkeling in Sharm in the Red Sea. I haven't seen a more beautiful reef in my entire life.
But I'm excited. The deeper you go, the bigger the fish are to spear."
If you get the chance, try Saipan, but don't dive the Grotto until you've schooled in cave-diving.
Lau Lau Beach and the Tinian Channel will spoil you too.
And if there aren't any tuna or wahoo, you can always spear a Japanese tourist,jk,(they use Saipan like we use the Bahamas).
Regards;
openacanatuna opines;
"Maybe you and I should start a club."
More like a union:
International Brotherhood of United Malicious Assholes...IBUMA
Already have our own greeting:
"Hey...asshole!"
"Ain't NO futhamucka crossin' OUR picket line! Down with Frisch!"
Regards;
Your union should advertise in Craig's List You-Jean for an organizer.
blizzardlane;
"Your union should advertise in Craig's List You-Jean for an organizer."
In addition to my brother asshole's objections, I would further point out that we have jobs.
Regards;
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