Friday, August 25, 2006

Two hours until the close of voting.

If you have not voted, do so now.

Meanwhile...

OPEN THREAD

39 Comments:

At 4:09 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

sheesh. where are you creeps? it's time 4 da cray zee!

Live, from Eugene...it's TEH cray zee!

where y'all be?

 
At 4:11 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Like a scene from "Airplane", it looks like I picked a bad week to move down the alert level.

 
At 4:14 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

BTW, if that is really Dr. Deb, I will make a special exception if you want to enter the poetry slam.

Send your entry here and I will give the VBSers some extra time to vote/change vote.

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I reponded to you Dr Demento in the other thread.
Why don't you give us your jail details over here since your family scared you off your south(pawthetic)west blog.

 
At 4:29 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

darn it, you tricksy VBSers! if only we'd had more time to vote!

i don't have time to read everything and vote, but what i've read has made me laugh and laugh and laugh, while tapping my foot.

because unlike deb, VBSers tend to pay attention to meter in their rhymes.

oh rabbit! you are funny!

south(pawthetic)west.

ha ha ha.

deb, you can play here. sinner has said so.

but you're not allowed to threaten sinner's progeny.

got it?

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

it's really me sinner. or is it? why don't you guys try a turing test to see if it really, truly, madly deeply is MOI?

 
At 4:37 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Ottavarima,
Thanks. I'm hoping Sinner will put the poems together in one section.

Dumbbie from Eugene is here to take humor lessons from us.

I wonder if she saw how funny Jeff Goldstein was on Hot Air today? He's on Malkin, while she sits in the shack waiting for the call from Cold Bear that will never come. LOL

 
At 4:38 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

I thought I saw someone here make a reference to the slug queen coronation in you jean tonight.

is there really a live eugenian in this cesspool of jeff goldstein's pathetic, sicko, loser, sissified, dingbat, moronic peeps?

any of y'all in you, jean ce soir?

 
At 4:39 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

what the phuque is a vbs-er?

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

oh holy man. this is the best ever.

teh crazy® takes up residence at DHD.

dare i point out the obvious conflict of interest?

i think all the funny, smart, tricksy VBSers can see it easily (shh, don't tell).

let's just leave it unsaid and let her continue bringing the crazy® to us.

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

of course i meant "teh crazy®"

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Yes, Debbie, there are local operatives of the Vast VBS conspiracy watching your every move as you go about your day.
Didn't you hear that car drive by last night?

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Let her observe and learn how normal people behave. At least until she acts out or Denny shows up to kick her virtual ass.

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

denny crane!

denny crane!

denny crane!

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Wortkrieger:

We know you're not a spambot,
Nor worm, nor spider be.
We see words and other rot,
So, could be our Debbie.

Stay and type and write awhile,
And please us with your rants,
See you fling the poo with style,
And see the monkey dance.

 
At 4:49 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

go joe!

okay. does this mean we need to do a poem a day to be a true VBSer?

just please tell me it doesn't have to be iambs in full masculine end rhyme.

does slant rhyme count?

 
At 4:51 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Denny is off sailing his boat this weekend.

 
At 4:52 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

sinner ... have you checked the IP? is it from you, jean?

i am so sorry, but i am laughing harder at the prospect of her actually being here than i've laughed since i first read nedra's posts on south(pawthetic)west (thanks again rabbit ... i think that's deserving of: ®)

 
At 4:56 PM, Blogger John Henry said...

Oh shit,

Sinner can you tell me if Deb is really here? I got called off to a client site up n the hills this week and could not carry out the prank involving Cecile and Mama Frisch.

If she is here, it means she read our discussion of it.

I need to know, is the jig really up or am I still good to go?

John

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Its her, she was here last night, but the message got deleted in a mix-up.

 
At 5:00 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ottavarima:

I, for one, believe.

I believe in life's little gifts.

I believe in phuque's and ephu's and creeps.

I believe in stupid questions about what people are talking about.

I believe in sissified, moronic, sicko, pathetic peeps.

I believe.

 
At 5:01 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

She is dying to troll somewhere & this is the last house on the block for her.

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Hey guys. Did you hear about the bear that ate a monkey in Amsterdam?

Foreshadowing. A valid literary technique.

 
At 5:06 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

And they were sloth bears.

like one of those seven deadly sins.

Man, I love irony.

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Inconclusive. Some hits from you jean, but they were not the familiar IP and could be our regulars from the area.

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

warriordumot -

If you really are our little capering simian, then a true Turing test would yield inconclusive results.

As you may or may not know (since your ignorance about virtually all of the universe is horribly apparent), the test requires that the subject determine whether they are communicating with a computer or another human.

A clever programmer might come very close to cybernetically emulating teh crazy®, so it is possible that you are a computer.

If not, the Turing test leaves only one other possible outcome, and therein lies the dilemma. My sole remaining choice becomes invalid because, as someone (can't recall whom offhand) once wrote, you're not "human" to me.

Dance, monkey.

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

okay. given the "what the phuque are vbs-ers" question, i say it's not her.

she damn well knows what a vbs-er is.

 
At 5:15 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Heh
If it wasn't her, she will get ticked off when she reads it.

 
At 5:16 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ottavarima:

I don't think she does. Remember: she called us "the lynch mob from..." (don't want to give it away for our lil debbie), we're the ones that abbreviated it.

I believe.

 
At 5:18 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Hey! I had one of those computers that had Teh Crayzee. I think McAfee had a program to cure it.

 
At 5:20 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

seriously:

south(pawthetic)west®

it needs the registered trademark. and it's deserving of a place in teh lexicon®

rabbit, run!

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger tim said...

Classic, classic, classic!

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

okay wait just a dang minute.

tim, sinner and joe. you're all orange muppets.

guys!??

tell the truth. are you all the same person?

what's the IP!!??

inquiring minds wanna know.

 
At 5:32 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I agree: south(pawthetic)west© is deserving. However, the closest I've come to referencing her blog is "the troll's blog." So, I'm reluctant to put it on there.

 
At 5:35 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ottavarima:

Well, Sinner's more red than orange. Scooter spends a lot of time in the sun, so he's more adobe than orange. I don't know about tim. Tim?

Tim: Bjork, bjork, bjork, bjork!

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

so right, joe.

but heck, that sure is funny.

 
At 5:45 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

maybe it's the fact that i'm on a mac ... the whole color thing, you know.

 
At 5:48 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

If that had actually been Deb, her nic would probably have been all-Français, like guerrierdumot or some-such.

Top o' the evenin', peeps!

[Ducks]

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

New post on DHD
Poetry winner

 

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