From the comments:
Denny Crane said...Denny has been so out there with really good advice for Dr. Deb and yet today we see what happens when good (and free) advice is ignored.
In light of her arraignment, I had to send her an email (I would rather have posted it on her site, but I'm banned). Here it is:
"I am so sorry you disagreed with the legal advice I gave. You obviously knew better about the legalities of stalking, harassment, defamation, and related subjects than I. Yes, you certainly did know better."
"Like I, I'm sure the police who arrested you were wrong. I'm sure the DA who obtained that warrant was wrong. I'm sure the judge who arraigned you and ordered $4,000 bail was wrong. We javelinas just don't see true beauty the way you do. You seem to be the only truly enlightened one on our dismal planet."
"However, I'm sure you'll set us straight with more heartfelt talk about the trauma of working for Uncle $cam while we tortured those Iraqis, and being underemployed by the quacks, and the ex's and the dogs and the limp-lobed dungeons and dragons soft porn people (whatever you mean by that remains a mystery to my desiccated lobes). Yes, hopefully we'll all see the light one day, and recognize your genius for what it is. You'll deliver that bolt of enlightenment from the chair of Steve Colbert, no doubt."
"I am very sorry for letting you down. Now I understand why you banned me from commenting at your wonderful site; my bad advice was an embarrassing waste of bandwidth. Please forgive this retired astronaut, failed cop, kick-ass singer of old Beatles' songs, and bloated trial lawyer."
Humbly yours,
Denny Crane
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Someone should contact the DA and have him read all the advice in the comments on her blog. She'll claim she snapped under all the bullshit pressure, but she has been warned about this for months by well-meaning people. She deserves the maximum penalty, in my opinion.
posted by Sinner @ 7:33 PM
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Here's Denny's response to Deb, after he refused to give up his meatspace info:
Deb,
I guess that validates my apprehension about exposing my identity to you. I cannot imagine any legitimate reason for you to know who I am, except in the unlikely event you wanted to retain me to represent you. Since neither of us would ever let that happen, that's obviously ruled out.
So, I'm left with the conclusion that you had no intention to communicate with me. More likely, you wanted to line me up with the "quacks," the eloquent bloggers, the former colleagues, the ex's and your other targets of harassment, stalking and vile rudeness. Yes, you wanted to transfer your hate and rage to humble little (oops, bloated!) me as next in line.
Any more arraignments coming down the pike? I suspect so. Have fun, and please keep your peeps apprised. SWP is a great place for you to vent your frustrations and tell people off. Since you firmly assert it's legal to do so, keep up the good work. It's a free country you know, and I suspect your exercise of First Amendment protections is therapeutic in some way.
Denny Crane!
I love the exclamation point at the end.
we see what happens when good (and free) advice is ignored
She's not too consistent with taking the bad advice, either. She's an island unto herself.
Man...I leave for a few hours to hang with a friend and when I get home there's not only another ding-a-ling, craquebrained post in Frischville but news of an arraignment in ewe jean, too.
That rather makes up for the dearth of activity during the past 48 hours. Just as I feared things might be winding-down, they've suddenly gotten more intriguing.
I hesitate to even speculate where teh crazy train is now bound.
[Discontinuity}
Sinner - Nice synopsis of our special girl's latest "Bushitler" rant. I just read it over the phone to the friend I dined with earlier; mirth ensued. I think she'll probably be joining our happy little community (she's followed the affair only peripherally thus far).
Denny Crane - You've offered sage advice to Deb numerous times over the past several weeks despite your disdain for her words. She'd have been wise to have heeded you.
You are a better person than I.
And would a certain BelindaK who commented "Comedy. You keep saying that word, but I don't think it means what you think it means. Maybe you should just back away from doing teh 'comedy'." actually be DHD's own star reporter?
;)
Ok -
Is the internet her very first venture out the echo chamber that was her life?
Does she understand the term 'echo chamber' in this context?
So, how well would that argument work anyway? I mean, 'umpty years ago I fradulently finagled a demotion then I got no respect then Bush made me crazy and my girlfriend broke up with me' -- would anyone take that seriously?
I could see it being good for a court-ordered psych eval, but not so effective as a defense. I hope.
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