Tuesday, August 22, 2006

From the comments:
Denny Crane said...

In light of her arraignment, I had to send her an email (I would rather have posted it on her site, but I'm banned). Here it is:

"I am so sorry you disagreed with the legal advice I gave. You obviously knew better about the legalities of stalking, harassment, defamation, and related subjects than I. Yes, you certainly did know better."

"Like I, I'm sure the police who arrested you were wrong. I'm sure the DA who obtained that warrant was wrong. I'm sure the judge who arraigned you and ordered $4,000 bail was wrong. We javelinas just don't see true beauty the way you do. You seem to be the only truly enlightened one on our dismal planet."

"However, I'm sure you'll set us straight with more heartfelt talk about the trauma of working for Uncle $cam while we tortured those Iraqis, and being underemployed by the quacks, and the ex's and the dogs and the limp-lobed dungeons and dragons soft porn people (whatever you mean by that remains a mystery to my desiccated lobes). Yes, hopefully we'll all see the light one day, and recognize your genius for what it is. You'll deliver that bolt of enlightenment from the chair of Steve Colbert, no doubt."

"I am very sorry for letting you down. Now I understand why you banned me from commenting at your wonderful site; my bad advice was an embarrassing waste of bandwidth. Please forgive this retired astronaut, failed cop, kick-ass singer of old Beatles' songs, and bloated trial lawyer."

Humbly yours,

Denny Crane

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Someone should contact the DA and have him read all the advice in the comments on her blog. She'll claim she snapped under all the bullshit pressure, but she has been warned about this for months by well-meaning people. She deserves the maximum penalty, in my opinion.
Denny has been so out there with really good advice for Dr. Deb and yet today we see what happens when good (and free) advice is ignored.

9 Comments:

At 7:46 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Here's Denny's response to Deb, after he refused to give up his meatspace info:

Deb,

I guess that validates my apprehension about exposing my identity to you. I cannot imagine any legitimate reason for you to know who I am, except in the unlikely event you wanted to retain me to represent you. Since neither of us would ever let that happen, that's obviously ruled out.

So, I'm left with the conclusion that you had no intention to communicate with me. More likely, you wanted to line me up with the "quacks," the eloquent bloggers, the former colleagues, the ex's and your other targets of harassment, stalking and vile rudeness. Yes, you wanted to transfer your hate and rage to humble little (oops, bloated!) me as next in line.

Any more arraignments coming down the pike? I suspect so. Have fun, and please keep your peeps apprised. SWP is a great place for you to vent your frustrations and tell people off. Since you firmly assert it's legal to do so, keep up the good work. It's a free country you know, and I suspect your exercise of First Amendment protections is therapeutic in some way.

Denny Crane!


I love the exclamation point at the end.

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

we see what happens when good (and free) advice is ignored

She's not too consistent with taking the bad advice, either. She's an island unto herself.

 
At 8:26 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Man...I leave for a few hours to hang with a friend and when I get home there's not only another ding-a-ling, craquebrained post in Frischville but news of an arraignment in ewe jean, too.

That rather makes up for the dearth of activity during the past 48 hours. Just as I feared things might be winding-down, they've suddenly gotten more intriguing.

I hesitate to even speculate where teh crazy train is now bound.

[Discontinuity}

Sinner - Nice synopsis of our special girl's latest "Bushitler" rant. I just read it over the phone to the friend I dined with earlier; mirth ensued. I think she'll probably be joining our happy little community (she's followed the affair only peripherally thus far).

Denny Crane - You've offered sage advice to Deb numerous times over the past several weeks despite your disdain for her words. She'd have been wise to have heeded you.

You are a better person than I.

And would a certain BelindaK who commented "Comedy. You keep saying that word, but I don't think it means what you think it means. Maybe you should just back away from doing teh 'comedy'." actually be DHD's own star reporter?

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

;)

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Here's the latest from Deb:

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Denny,

Why don't you ask me specific questions. I will provide answers to the ones I am willing to answer.

Deb
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My only question is why she's so friggin' stupid and crazy and deranged and out of touch with the most elementary snippets of reality.

How about you? Pass your questions to me and I'll forward them to her as my own.

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Ok -

Is the internet her very first venture out the echo chamber that was her life?

Does she understand the term 'echo chamber' in this context?

 
At 10:06 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

So, how well would that argument work anyway? I mean, 'umpty years ago I fradulently finagled a demotion then I got no respect then Bush made me crazy and my girlfriend broke up with me' -- would anyone take that seriously?

I could see it being good for a court-ordered psych eval, but not so effective as a defense. I hope.

 
At 10:58 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

Denny,

Why don't you ask me specific questions. I will provide answers to the ones I am willing to answer.

Deb


She just doesn't get it. We don't want to know what she thinks. We want to see teh drunken monkey do the WTF crazee vodka dance. Sheesh. It's not like our desires are all that complicated.

openacanatuna

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger unfrisched said...

Fucktards like frisch are chronic liars. They're the equivalent of schoolyard bullies, only the 'net has made it easier for them to lie and bully even more than they would/could IRL.
This bitch is *dangerous*. The 'auntie moonbat, lots of tongue' thing were the beginning. This kind of person who does shit like that and gets caught and has to lie out their ass to try and cover it up and is caught even doing that, will eventually pop and they'll go off on someone. The safest place for those kinds of fucktards is prison. It'd be far preferable if she *DID* off herself (and more preferable if it was in an horribly slow and painful way)...then my tax dollars don't need to be wasted on her sorry ass.
We've forgotten a little that it all started with her going off on a 2 year old boy and spiralled downward from there. We've turned it all into a big joke (deservedly, in a way), but the danger is still there, unfortunately it'll be against someone else since nothing seems to have been done to her other than a little slap on the wrist (instead of a 250 pound jailhouse mama upper-cut to the jaw). There'll be another victim just like JG, when instead, if she'd been taken down hard when it finally went too far, there wouldn't be the fear of it happening to someone else.

 

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