From the comments:
Denny Crane said...Denny has been so out there with really good advice for Dr. Deb and yet today we see what happens when good (and free) advice is ignored.
In light of her arraignment, I had to send her an email (I would rather have posted it on her site, but I'm banned). Here it is:
"I am so sorry you disagreed with the legal advice I gave. You obviously knew better about the legalities of stalking, harassment, defamation, and related subjects than I. Yes, you certainly did know better."
"Like I, I'm sure the police who arrested you were wrong. I'm sure the DA who obtained that warrant was wrong. I'm sure the judge who arraigned you and ordered $4,000 bail was wrong. We javelinas just don't see true beauty the way you do. You seem to be the only truly enlightened one on our dismal planet."
"However, I'm sure you'll set us straight with more heartfelt talk about the trauma of working for Uncle $cam while we tortured those Iraqis, and being underemployed by the quacks, and the ex's and the dogs and the limp-lobed dungeons and dragons soft porn people (whatever you mean by that remains a mystery to my desiccated lobes). Yes, hopefully we'll all see the light one day, and recognize your genius for what it is. You'll deliver that bolt of enlightenment from the chair of Steve Colbert, no doubt."
"I am very sorry for letting you down. Now I understand why you banned me from commenting at your wonderful site; my bad advice was an embarrassing waste of bandwidth. Please forgive this retired astronaut, failed cop, kick-ass singer of old Beatles' songs, and bloated trial lawyer."
Someone should contact the DA and have him read all the advice in the comments on her blog. She'll claim she snapped under all the bullshit pressure, but she has been warned about this for months by well-meaning people. She deserves the maximum penalty, in my opinion.