Tuesday, August 22, 2006

For the love of God, don’t go over there for the new post. Its not worth your time.

Here is “Shorter Dr. Deb”:

Fired by the quacks! Waaaaaaaaa!

I’m a most extreme lefty and my picture is in the dictionary under “Bush Derangement Syndrome”.

BDS BDS BDS Iraq BDS BDS Murderer! BDS Bush in Iraq worse than Nazi treatment of Jews. BDS BDS Millions killed! BDS BDS BDS NAZIS! THIRD REICH! BDS BDS Only we, the EDUCATED Americans, matter.

I can’t believe I worked for the THIRD REICH! No wonder I am messed up in the head.

Did I mention that I do stand-up? Its bad for me, but I didn’t know that.

I’m an asshole at work. I always step over the line because BUSH MAKES ME DO IT! He’s such an idiot and yet an EVIL GENIUS!

Even though BUSH IS EVIL, everything bad in my life is due to the actions of the quacks. I am super-fantastic, they just could not handle my fantastic-ness!

I realize that I am unloved and unlovable. I also realize that I am going to alone because nobody likes an insane lefty.

SO… I am not going to be doing “teh crazy” for you peeps anymore because it might hurt my emotional well-being. Also, Bush is a poopy-head Nazi bastard!

Did you know that I’m a JEW? Really.. No foolin!

I promise not to hate religion, even if they all are undeniably evil and wrong. In fact, everything about them is completely against everything right and good in the world. Besides, if there were a God (there isn’t) why would it be MALE? FEH!


There. Now you need not add to her hitcounter.

I went over there for YOU! I'm a GIVER.

32 Comments:

At 5:59 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

I went over there too, before the "Sinner's Notes" version. I have to say, yours was much more entertaining.

I have one suggestion to make. If people absolutely can't resist going over there, be ready to comment with your favorite sock puppet and a quote from the religious text of your choice (Bible, Torah, Koran, bartender's guide, whatever floats your boat). There was one up the last time I was there and I was a bit surprised she let it through. I can't help but wonder what she would do with a deluge of religious comments.

 
At 6:03 PM, Blogger youguysaregreat said...

Would someone please explain today's events. The RO in Oregon? Was this JG's request or did she piss someone else off?Did she have to make bail ?( I think Denny mentioned that she did?)

 
At 6:05 PM, Blogger tim said...

a propos~~

Isn't today (Aug 22) s'posed to be the day that some Imam Honcho gets Incarnated?

 
At 6:07 PM, Blogger tim said...

Yes~~

Frisch was arraigned for stalking and telephone harassment. A link to the (*teh) actual court-record is at:

http://dfrisch.blogspot.com

See comments to "Frisch is my B----" post.

 
At 6:10 PM, Blogger youguysaregreat said...

"Frisch was arraigned for stalking and telephone harassment"

OK, but who is the plaintiff/victim? Is it JG or someone new?

 
At 6:12 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Speculation is that it is one/many of the former co-workers, profs and employers she has been haranging.

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger youguysaregreat said...

Thanks brendak.BTW, I've accomplished nothing at work today because of you guys...but it was worth it.

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

A fine comment over at teh crazy ® shack by, ahem, BelindaK:

Comedy. You keep saying that word, but I don't think it means what you think it means. Maybe you should just back away from doing teh 'comedy'.

My name is teh cray zee lay dee. You killed my career and short term savings. Prepare to see the backs of my fat thighs slowly receding as I drop my sword.

 
At 6:22 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Joe -

Who, moi (bats eyelashes coyly)?

Priceless takeoff, horrible mental image.

 
At 6:23 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

OK, but who is the plaintiff/victim? Is it JG or someone new?

It appears to be the entire state of Oregon.

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I aim to please [grin].

 
At 6:39 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

I should have resisted, but I couldn't. I commented on the latest "God" post. To my astonishment, she let it through, without comment.

Maybe this arrest, arraignment and bond posting have woken her up?

Nah. Wishful thinking. By tomorrow, we'll have blogging on her version of why she was arrested. And it'll be because everyone else is stupid, flaccid, and limp-lobed. She can't change.

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

dianna:

Here's my theory: she's letting all the comments through right now because she wants the site hits, the pity, and the loathing.

People, don't feed the beast!

 
At 6:51 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Denny, we shouldn't, I agree. On the other hand, if we all (and the sock puppets) start telling her she's off her rocker and can't reason while she's in this down mood, we might get somewhere with her.

After all, it'd be great if she got help before she hurts someone.

 
At 6:56 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Joe,

I'm...uh...pretty sure she's not...um...you know...puttin' 'em ALL up.

 
At 7:02 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

fred:

Whew! I thought she had gone totally sane and open-minded over there. She's still "our" Deb.

 
At 7:07 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Joe,

No, I think she's still crazy as a shithouse rat. It's funny, though: sometimes I get the distinct impression that she doesn't appreciate our help.

 
At 7:10 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Gonna share, there, Fred? ;)

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

After her most recent rant I said: "If you decide to seek tehrapy®, I suggest you take your lawyer(s) with you. They're gonna need all the help they can get"

Under the Wyden post, some clown submitted one of those scam emails about needing assistance to transfer money, etc. (It would help to read it) At any rate, I responded: "Hey Deb, I think that guy wants you to kill Robert Mugabe."

 
At 7:50 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

LOL.

Better than the rejoinder I ended up not sending.

"we were wrong about her all along, peeps. Royalty consults with Her Debness.

"Of course, if they hadn't followed her sage Decision and Risk Analysis advice, they mightn't be FORMER royalty..."

 
At 7:53 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

Well, she's right that spending seven years as a adjunct after they deny you tenure is pretty pathetic. But, then again, so is being a street person and Eugene didn't need another Hattoon.

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

on a side note, speaking to the substance of Deb's - and her buttboy anonymous' - talking point about Bush's Wars being exactly like Nazi Germany...

She may have a point. that whole matter of intent, degrees of culpability, etc. are simply attempts by the Right to mitigate their Little Eichmann culpability.

On a similar note, being arraigned for stalking and harrassment is EXACTLY the same as, say, shooting the President to impress Jodie Foster.

quid pro quo. cogito ergo sum. quod erat demonstratum. in nomine patri, et filii, et spiriti sancti.

Mr. Hinckley, meet your new cellmate. Take our advice - don't drop the soap.

 
At 8:10 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Sulla, she's got it wrong. Numbers, actions, intent; none of the 12 year acts were even vaguely equivelent. She's unable to use her brain.

But you may have a point about her equivelence to Hinkley and Mark David Chapman. Which is to say - all the more reason to lock her up!

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Diana,

Oh, absolutely; her Iraq logic is insane. I was just using her logic to point out her idiocy, and how easily she could be hoist on her own petard.

At least that moron anonymous (assuming *he is arguing actual beliefs) doesn't even try to say the numbers are equivalent; Deb DOES say we've killed as many people as Hitler, specifically in relation to Iraq.

If that were so, there would be no homegrown insurgency, because there would be no native Iraqis left.

Deb sees the world through crap-covered fish-eye lenses; what does get through is distorted beyond recognition.

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

dianna -

One thing that really gets to me is that she dehumanizes people (men, male toddlers) quite literally - says they aren't "human" to her so they should just go ahead and die in various horrific manners.

She really doesn't see that the nazi is in her mirror.

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Deb's more like Pol Pot, methinks.

She's certainly got it out for academics.

 
At 7:08 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Brenda, you made me think of that movie, Silence of the Lambs. Remember the killer who had that girl in the well saying,

"It puts the lotion on its skin."

He had to not refer to the girl as a her or person, but just a thing to be able to skin her.

It is a little creepy how she dehumanizes people. It enables teh rage to erupt and validates her attacks.

Ya know, get with teh program peeps.

 
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