Tuesday, August 22, 2006

OK... I go off-line for a while and DebLand goes nuts.

I will digest the info from the comments and her new post and write something later. Gonna get my daughter some ice cream now.

Kicking up the alert level...

For now:

OPEN THREAD

27 Comments:

At 4:35 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Teh pressure to "play nice" will be too much for her.
Reality may have hit her today, but it won't last.
She's too far gone for that-and she knows it.
She may just take a Denton Dive after all.

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

Wouldn't be today though - she'd really go on a bender first and try to settle up with those who've wronged her first, then she'd take the jump after she'd dug a hole so deep there was never any hope of fiscal, career or personal recovery.

Er......... wait a minute....... wait just a doggone minute, that's what she has been doing for 6 weeks now.

 
At 5:11 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

In light of her arraignment, I had to send her an email (I would rather have posted it on her site, but I'm banned). Here it is:

"I am so sorry you disagreed with the legal advice I gave. You obviously knew better about the legalities of stalking, harassment, defamation, and related subjects than I. Yes, you certainly did know better."

"Like I, I'm sure the police who arrested you were wrong. I'm sure the DA who obtained that warrant was wrong. I'm sure the judge who arraigned you and ordered $4,000 bail was wrong. We javelinas just don't see true beauty the way you do. You seem to be the only truly enlightened one on our dismal planet."

"However, I'm sure you'll set us straight with more heartfelt talk about the trauma of working for Uncle $cam while we tortured those Iraqis, and being underemployed by the quacks, and the ex's and the dogs and the limp-lobed dungeons and dragons soft porn people (whatever you mean by that remains a mystery to my desiccated lobes). Yes, hopefully we'll all see the light one day, and recognize your genius for what it is. You'll deliver that bolt of enlightenment from the chair of Steve Colbert, no doubt."

"I am very sorry for letting you down. Now I understand why you banned me from commenting at your wonderful site; my bad advice was an embarrassing waste of bandwidth. Please forgive this retired astronaut, failed cop, kick-ass singer of old Beatles' songs, and bloated trial lawyer."

Humbly yours,

Denny Crane

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Someone should contact the DA and have him read all the advice in the comments on her blog. She'll claim she snapped under all the bullshit pressure, but she has been warned about this for months by well-meaning people. She deserves the maximum penalty, in my opinion.

 
At 5:19 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Someone should contact the DA and have him read all the advice in the comments on her blog.

Heh. Someone should contact the DA and have him read all the threats Deb made on other blogs even after getting into legal trouble with Jeff G and get an opinion on whether she violated the terms of her RO.

 
At 5:27 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

hey . . . did anyone get a capture of the deleted post where she was haranging her former colleagues?

i read it, but now that she's been arrested (!!!) i want to read it again.

 
At 5:27 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Teh pressure to "play nice" will be too much for her.

And this is why sometimes I feel sorry for Deb. You can tell from some of her posts, like this one, that there is some part of her conscious mind that knows what she's doing is crazy and wrong. And another part knows that she can't stop herself.

It's like a guy who is drunk, and knows that he's drunk, so he shouldn't be operating heavy machinery, but he just can't stay away from that wood lathe and power drill.

Deb can't stay away from anger. For her, rage is just too much fun. Even when it brings her grief, loss of employment and legal problems, she can't stop it. Rage is crack cocaine for her soul.

 
At 5:33 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Rage is when she feels empowered.
She knows she's a screw-up at the living part of life.

 
At 5:40 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

oregonmuse -

I frequently think she believes she is being amusing in an intellectually sarcastic manner, and the rest of the world is just not bright enough to catch on.

Maybe it would be helpful for her to have one of those flashing alarm gifs.

 
At 5:48 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

BrendaK:

You're beautiful. I love the hair and the dress. Can we get together for a shot of WTF Vodka some evening?

Two words: Denny Crane!

 
At 5:56 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Denny, you cutie pie. Where did you have in mind?

(ps: My hair is actually that color pretty much, and while I'm not one of those pasty redheads, I do have a few freckles. Just so you know.)

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Denny,

May I please bump your letter and comment to the front page?

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Sinner: Sure!

BrendaK: Since WTF Vodka is only sold in the Oregon state-run liquor stores, I'm thinking we should hook up in Eugene. Google Earth shows a nice 5-acre "ranch" in South Eugene, with a modest shack on it. Although it's physically occupied and the lights are on, it's obvious nobody's home. That sounds like a good place for teh crazee!

 
At 6:27 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Hah!!!

This just in from DF! (No kidding!) It dropped in my email box as I was trying to hit on BrendaK.

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Thanks for paying so much attention, Mr. Crane. I am impressed at your research skills AND your interest in me.

Would you mind telling me your real name, phone number and city. I am interested in continuing this thread with you in private if you are willing to provide that info.

Thanks,

Deb

 
At 6:36 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Denny:

Oh, NOW she wants a lawyer. What the hell has she been doing with all that free legal advice for six weeks? dat shee it b cray zee low ko.

 
At 6:39 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Denny -

Aieeeeeee! Run away, leave no tracks, watch your back! She's prepping a bunny for you RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

(Can't make it to Oregon, have to be onsite at client's office tomorrow. Have a spare bedroom if you need to hide out for awhile.)

 
At 6:39 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Here is my reply:

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Deb,

No.

I don't trust you, as I've seen what you do to people. There is no reason for you to have any personal information about me. I am a well-meaning person with a life, and I will not jeopardize that.

I am willing, however, to continue this thread in private. I would prefer to do it publicly in the comments of your blog, but email will be fine if you insist upon that instead. Beware, however, that you should not feel any reasonable expectation of confidentiality. If you specifically request that I not disclose portions of your communication to others, I will honor every specific request as it is made.

So, what's up?

Denny Crane

 
At 6:41 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Lovely BrendaK:

Uh, in what state are you hiding that spare bedroom?

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Georgia, home of peaches and disgraced peanut farmers.

 
At 6:54 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

Alert! Alert! Alert!

Due to the Frischmail Denny just received, I'm pretty sure it's time to bump the color code up one step beyond Code Yellow.

Alert! Alert! Alert!

The e-mail from la Frisch sounds positively, um...... interested. I wonder whether it was the astronaut, failed cop, Beatles singer or trial lawyer description that caught her fancy? I guess when teh crazee meets teh hornee at vodka:30, Deb's willing to slide back over and play for the home team. Interesting. Or maybe she was attracted to the trial lawyer part - Lord knows she's gonna need one. At least one.

openacanatuna

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Wow, I feel so re--no, de--, no, re--. Damn! I feel just plain JECTED!

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I think I'll pass without the specific info. Thanks anyway, Denny.
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I ain't teh crazee!

Denny Crane

 
At 7:15 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

C'mon, Denny. Tell her the truth. Give her all your contact info.

I knew you were Robert Shapiro all along...*






* please don't hurt me.

 
At 7:24 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

sulla:

I knew you were Robert Shapiro all along...*


* please don't hurt me.



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh lawsy!

 
At 7:30 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Here's my reply:

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Deb,

I guess that validates my apprehension about exposing my identity to you. I cannot imagine any legitimate reason for you to know who I am, except in the unlikely event you wanted to retain me to represent you. Since neither of us would ever let that happen, that's obviously ruled out.

So, I'm left with the conclusion that you had no intention to communicate with me. More likely, you wanted to line me up with the "quacks," the eloquent bloggers, the former colleagues, the ex's and your other targets of harassment, stalking and vile rudeness. Yes, you wanted to transfer your hate and rage to humble little (oops, bloated!) me as next in line.

Any more arraignments coming down the pike? I suspect so. Have fun, and please keep your peeps apprised. SWP is a great place for you to vent your frustrations and tell people off. Since you firmly assert it's legal to do so, keep up the good work. It's a free country you know, and I suspect your exercise of First Amendment protections is therapeutic in some way.

Denny Crane!

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Well, I'm off to buy myself a life now--or at least a meal for my fiance and me.

 
At 7:41 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

I'd have pretended to give her my phone number but really give her the home number of the county sheriff.

 
At 7:41 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Denny -

Hmph!

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Since he's gone, I'll say it for him, Brenda:

"Denny Crane!"

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Brenda:

Being as philandering and bloated as Denny is, there's still plenty of room for you in his life. I'll be hiding out in Georgia soon!

(The wine must have made me talk in the third person).

By the way, the latest from Deb is gonna be posted in the comments of the most recent post--next.

 

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