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Don't Hire Dr. Deborah Frisch
Please don't hire Dr. Deborah Frisch, she should not be in contact with youth.
Friday, September 01, 2006
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108 Comments:
I get to be Number 1 again. Wheeeeee
Anybody else wish they would get on with the dairy commercials that have the aliens stealing the cow? I am dying for the end.
OH, Deb, you're only my second favorite internet loon. Dr. Gene Ray - Wisest Human on Earth is teh winner.
She doesn't get it. She doesn't even remember writing that herself. Well, I'm confused. If she doesn't remember writing that, what else doesn't she remember writng? Hmmm.....
Deep cleansing breath, everybody.
"Been hotter than 2 rats screwing in a wool sock around here for weeks. "
THAT'S funny
Yoda -
Please post another comment now.
Thanks!
Hose, haven't seen a commercial like that in this neck o' the woods. Aliens stealing cows huh? Are they really stealing them, or just moooooooo-ving them around?
Little Debbie Prison Bait said:
"I don't get it"
Wow...big surprise. What an intelligent person. No wonder you cry into you pillow and cry yourself into a drunken sleep every night
religious zealot, your words are wise. I will follow your advice.
No Hose, that's hot!
Personally, I think it's that damn global swarming and all, you know, them El'Negros off of the left coast.
They are stealing them for their "wonder tonic". It's a milk add.
(mooooving them around...ouch, that was painful)
Tim:
OMG! That is some of the looniest stuff I have ever read! I love the "math" arguments.
That's OK...the "New Ice Age" we have every year cancels the "Global Warming" out.
Oh...and the heat isn't "Global Warming". It's called SUMMER
Sorry about the mooooving thing, but hey, nobody paid to get in.
"Wonder tonic" huh? You sure you don't mean secret sauce?
JQP: Still funnier than anything Dr. Frischenstein ever said or wrote.
Oh, damn, global WARMING. That's different. The global swarming never did make any sense to me but I figured, hey, he's Al Gore, must be right.
Unless you count all the times she claims to be smart, in the right, is going to have a huge cash settlement, will win in court..wait a minute..Hey----SHE IS A COMEDIAN AFTER ALL!!! Cause THAT is some funny stuff
Dr. Gene Ray...Dr. Deb Frisch...
Come to think of it, I've never seen them in the same place at the same time.
Hmmmmmm.
Tim, that was some goooooood crayzee.
Dark!®
It was all my fault. I made her do it. Just ask her. She'll tell you inbetween sobs.
JQP:
Well, Al Gore is totally serial!
HOLY SMOKE, a light just came on. Deb is Jeff,
Jeff is Deb,
I am you,
You are me,
We are all together,
Come together, right now, over me.
Tim,
How did you find that guy? He's hilarious.
BTW, I could be wrong, but that didn't seem like Deb in the last thread. Anybody else get that feeling?
Fred!
We told you to warn us when you were going to do the gerbil dance on the F4 key!
SBH:
You're welcome. And he prays for you, it's just his job and all.
I CONFESS, IT WAS ME! I DUN IT! I CUDN'T HEP M'SELF, YA'LL MADE ME DO IT1 YA BAG A BASTARDS!
There! Ya see?! Wasn't me!
You buy that Fred?
Here come old Deb Frisch she comes oozing in slowly
She's got Teh Crazee eyeballs
She was drinking blindly
She's got armpit hair...to her knees
Got to be a jackass showing off her PhD
Her rants are insane she got lawyers to call
she got flipped off with the finger
she drinks too much Teh Vodka
She say "I know you, you know me"
One thing she can tell you is she's got no money
Call a doctor right now...you're diseased
Uh...um...Wasn't ME!
Wow, the tone has mellowed nicely after the debbattle. I had something wise to say but the actifed and guiness kicked in and took the higher reasoning functions from my brain cell. And can someone tell me how to type when u r tipsy? I shall become a spectator.
No, Wait, it wasn't me, I didn't do it and I'll never do it again.
I'm a compulsive liar. Wellll....that's not entirely true...
Yoda - yay!
Does the term "5-10 Years" mean anything to you DF?
tesla:
Don't drink and post, otherwise you get your own teh cycle®.
Can I blame Red Bull and Penguin Caffeinated Cinnamon Mints?
I've only had a couple of each.
Dateline: Orrey Gun -
leaving on a jet plane (or not)
Well, peeps, I’ll be straight witchu. All my bags are paqued and I am planning to leave Camp Kaczynski tomorrow morning for a couple of days. Whether this trip is a previously scheduled vacation avec les amies et/ou la famille or whether it’s another stint in the slammer vis-à-vis an altercation with a man in a green can is nunyer phuquing beeswacks.
But whether my temps pas sur la ranche is a consequence of:
a.my own choix or
b.my skuffle wit da law
is irrelevant, vis-à-vis ce soir. I might never be coming back, on account of terrorists with dangerous liquids on United and United Express flights or on account of incarceration due to a virtual altercation.
The point is, peeps, this might be my last night here at Camp Kaczynski.
I wanna make the most of it.
What should I talk about, peeps?
Dark!®
Sigh. I think I didn't earn my "moderator" badge today.
...can someone tell me how to type when u r tipsy?
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DAMN HOSE! Folks, we are in the presence of true greatness. That was brilliant. I thought my subtle reference to the Beatles was just lost in the shuffle, but no, you jumped on it like a duck on a June Bug. Brilliant I tell ya. You sir, are sharp as a rat turd, pointy on both ends.
Yoda -
Box up a box of books for your favorite company in Afganistan or Iraq. It'll be good for both of us!
Special Deb -
You have already been asked about your incarceration and stalking charges. How about you talk about that, hmmm?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
She's going to jail. Why else would she even bother to bring it up. So she came here to go out with a bang. Too much. Ow...my sides are hurting. Just classic. Enjoy your cellie psycho. I will enjoy knowing how everything I told you will be going through you black, sick, demented little mind while she is playing "house" with you.
Oh my head!
Sulla:
Well, Sinner said it would be like herding cats. On the Instalanche day, Reynolds' other link was to Balloon Juice, and the comment section became a flame war of epic proportions, so bad, that John Cole, the blogger, had to write a response to the commenters to knock it off. So, you're doing fine.
Hey...you gave me the inspiration. It was just perfect. My hat's off to you.
All though I prefer the well endowed freckled Muse beter.
That nearly killed me Hose. I was chewing a bite of samich, got to laughing so hard I swallered sidewise and choked on a hunk of bacon. The little woman had to preform the hiney lick manuever on me.
Hose is our SAW gunner!
Sulla earned his CIB.
Talk about a hot LZ I helo'd into - who knew?
Brenda? FagHag? OK, show of hands. Who else is going to bat for the other team just for her?
Naw Sulla...it needed to be done. You were just fine. You presented a forum where she could continue to hang herself. Just perfect. JG and her other nemisis will appreciate all that she said here.
Master Yoda,
Didn't get home until 10:00 last night and, right away, my daughter wanted to do reading time. Today I had to travel to a plant in Ohio for a production trial. Got home late again.
I don't know, gang. That didn't sound like her to me.
Yoda:
Visit http://testcrashdummy.blogspot.com/ and let me know which one you like best.
Also, check your email.
Lithen you thilly thavageth. Brenda can be my hag anytime. I jtht love her fashion thenth and thothe shoeth are FAB-YOU-LOUTH!!!!!
BrendaK. Books for Soldiers is an amazing organization. Hawk is right... my fiance is in the sandbox right now and books are so therapeutic; they afford the opportunity to go to "another place".
Excellent.
Euwww Hose, you sounded positively left handed just then. You OK?
Nope..that was her. Completely 100% her. No doubt about it.
Then follows up that performance telling everyone she will be wearing orange for awhile. What other little surprises are in store this evening?
Where is Special Deb going? Wheeeeere could it be...could it be to Hell in a Handbasket?
Hmmm. Could it be she's going with...SATAN?
anam - If I could only do more.
Joe,
I can't be much of a cat herder if I'm meowing right along with y'all. :)
But closing the thread seems to have calmed things down a little.
And then the new post on her site.
I question the timing.
I'm with .Hose on this one Fred. I think it was her too. Although I can't understand why in the world she would do that unless she was just trying to bait us to follow her back to her slime pit.
Oh, no, Special Deb found out my secret identity!
Why does she refer to her home as Camp Kaczynsky (SP?) Is she likening herself to the Unabomber?
Ducky -
Resistence is futile.
"Ground transportation for Dr. Frisch provided by Green Can Livery Service."
Seriously folks, we probably shouldn't be making fun of her. My momma always told me never to make fun of the febble minded. And she also said that if you can't say anything good about someone, then don't say anything at all....so...she's gone, ...good.
anam:
Yup. She's called herself the Unablogger. Her house is on an isolated 5 acre plot, and she lives by herself with her animals, and stuffed animals.
After the adrenaline rush of the previous thread, there was a need to calm down somewhat.
Keep slowing your breathing, folks...new thread on the way.
anam -
Yes. She thought that was cute since she lives in a shack in the woods and everyone keeps calling her teh crayzee®.
BTW - for the new folks if some of the terms here are throwing you off, go to The Lexicon to get the lowdown on the lingo.
I don't know, Hose. I went back and looked at the comments and, you're right, some of them seemed right on; but others appeared out of character. I'm not sure what to think. Maybe she's just drunker than usual.
fatwa -
I can just hear that 'Price is Right' announcer.
Hahahaha.
Well, I certainly hope she is going to jail because she seems capable of hurting others. Postal comes to mind.
Persoanlly, I'd like to thank Joe and Brenda for clearing up that unablogger thing for me.
For the life of me, I couldn't figure out what kind of logger a unab logger was. Figgered that unab was some sorta tree that I just had never heard of.
BrendaK -
Any idea where that "fag-hag" goofiness came from? And why you?
(Those are fairly rhetorical questions.)
Sulla, your timing on the thread change was spot on. Perfect AND subtlty nuanced.
I have a question for you all. Those pictures of stuffed animals really spook me. I mean Steven King Edgar Allen Poe creepy weird. I can't get a handle on them at all. What is that all about?
Hold on Fred, she's not a drunk as some thinkle peep she is, she's only had tea martoonies but it seems like the drunker she hangs around, the longer she gets.
If you know what I mean.
tesla,
stuffed animals are a captive audience that doesn't judge, condemn or heckle.
fatwa -
She just recognized my id. My understanding is that a faghag is a woman who prefers to hang with gay men.
So, it was an all-purpose attempted slam.
In Debs case, she probably has some pretty deep two way conversations with them.
Now that's creepy and spooky.
fatwa -
Oh, wait. I missed the rhetorical part.
I am teh pedantic®.
LOL
Good one Johnny Q!
I can't speak for her. But I know when I dive into "combat" I get juiced up. adrenaline rush. typing speed increases. skin turns green. say things like "sulla SMASH."
I mean, I've been in the pit before, my friends. Thunderdome. JC Penny after-thanksgiving sale--
I preferred thunderdome. JC Penny was more like "2000 women enter. One bra leaves."
johnq:
If you've ever read any of her other blogbrawls (I don't suggest it, but then I'm obssessed), you will see the language move along the scale of vulgarity to full-on teh crazy®. It's weird. Like dean0's spelling, you just have no idea which word teh crazy® lands on. I'm still trying to figure it out, but I like doing puzzles.
johnq -
She inflicted her poetry on those poor stuffed animals. It's a wonder they didn't spontaneously come to life - a la Chucky - and kill her right then.
Hey Hawk!
How was the merlot?
Stuffed animals that don't judge, condemn or heckle. Must be nice. Mine do those things all the time. Of course they do dishes and vacuum also. And one of the little buggers is learning to cut the grass.
hawk -
Try as she might, she cannot sully our brave heroes. That's part of the reason she is so insane.
Hey DHD fans, looks like it's been just a might busy today, huh?
Hey, Hawk?
Thank you.
Hey Dude:
You're not at Goose Island?
Hawk,
I'm glad you liked the post itself. Thank you.
Having it ruined was my greatest concern. I tried short-circuiting a direct assault by closing comments on that thread. If Sinner chooses, he can also hide or delete the offending thread.
But back to the good stuff - thanks for introducing us to such a gracious, humble hero.
Joe, I've read most of her rantings since this all started. Way beyond the twilite zone. I'm no shrink but I knw crazy when I see it, and that folks is teh crazy in spades. Early on I even tried to lay a little common sense on her but you can't really communicate with the delusional, too far gone.
Brenda,
Yeah, those poor animals, she probably scared the stuffing out of them. ;-)
ducky -
Lord Love a Duck (old, obscure movie), she can't get the metre right even with a simple sing song poemette.
She really, really, REALLY should stop with the pomes. They just stink the joint up.
Dude - Not yet, just a drive-by posting before saying Helllloooo to all my bee-yuuu-teh-ful IPAs.
I'm off to the new threads.
Wanna watch the virtual fisticuffs.
Hawk:
That's you, always thinking. Gears within gears.
Dude:
When you have time, check the comments. Hose had a pretty good afternoon with some Sesame Street.
Hawk:
Those guys are Jay and Silent Bob dancin' around.
Dude - I know! I finally caught up on all the action.
Hawk: yes, for that and MORE importantly for your service.
We are a military family and my love and appreciation for all who serve is rooted deeply in my DNA.
Hooah.
Dude - Well, I'm off to teh Goose Island© for some IPA.
Dude:
Tie one on for me!
always do. So long DHD'ers! You may see Buzzed Pet™ later on tonight.
Hey Hawk,
Did you see my comment at SWP yesterday? It's under the Big Phoquing Waste post. I think you'll like it.
Fred - can you copy it here??? I don't wanna go there (I'm skeeered).
Anam,
I'll post it in the latest open thread.
The thing is over there now.
Just got backfrom buying my littlest daghter a new bike and guess what? The back tire is bent. Can you believe that?
Hose:
That sucks! The kid won't like it, but you gotta return it.
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