Friday, September 01, 2006

Because I got totally pwned by dean04 and am too humiliated to respond...

OPEN THREAD

31 Comments:

At 2:44 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

For the Record:

Dr Deb Frisch, PhD.
Your Probation Officer, the one who writes the Pre Sentencing memorandum,will thank you for the details you included in the latest post. And of course, the other attorneys thank you also.

Posted by Van at September 1, 2006 02:42 PM

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Thanks for not sullying (bwahahah) the previous feel-good thread.

stalkers.r.us
Jeff G. and I both had prior records prior to our July 4-6, 2006 altercation @ protein wisdom. He'd been slapped by sadly, no. I'd been slapped by stephen bainbridge, freakonomics (steve levitt and steve dubner), don boudreaux@cafehayek, steve verdon and some neo-fascist site after i mocked the effeminate, homophilic, dumb as a doorknob university of nevada economics professor hans hoppe. I'd been banned by the sissitarian professor of eekonomics at george mason, the limp-lobed, eager beaver Bryan "I love to lick other economists' boots" Caplan.

Bottom line: We were both bad a** bloggers prior to our own private September 11 around July 4, 2006. I was a cyberstalker long before i set foot mouse in protein wisdom.

I definitely have some serious stalker tendencies in my psyche, that's for sure. i did not stalk my ex (the one in tooson with whom i worked in war$hington, deecee) but that is only because her office was right next to mine at the nerd supplemental funding agency and we lived in the same apartment building and it was not necessary to stalk her to see her all the time.

But my ex-ex is a different story. Serious stalking behavior, albeit one with a happier ending, at least in the short (10 year) term. When I met L, she was living with a UO prof out in the country. I ran into her at a party in Hendricks Park (right near where steve prefontaine crashed his car into a rock and died, come to think about it) a year or two after that and i said "are you guys still living in the country?" and she said " i am moving into town because we split up" and i heard "I want to marry you."

she told me she'd bought a house on 25th and Monroe. near flix and pix. At the time, I was living at 39th and Willamette and an avid biker (not like now, when I am a lazy blogger). So the day after the party in Hendricks Park (or maybe later that night, who knows), I rode my bike up and down Monroe and found the house with the sale pending sign.

Then, for the next few weeks, I'd ride by there whenever I had a chance and FINALLY one day, she was out in the yard when I rode by. I pretended to be surprised to run into her, I guess, although I did not pretend very seriously or long because I was so head over heels in love that it was not possible or worth trying to hide. One time (I cannot remember if it was this time or a second time - i kind of think it was a second time but i did not take notes.) I rode by her house after getting a copy of body heat at flix&pix and finegled a date chez elle right then and there to watch william and kathleen turner up the heat. the hurt would come much, much later.

I am a psychologist and I have to confess I am stumped how I can have a cognitive style of "stalker" - what would be the evolutionary advantage of that? - but it sure looks like that is an apt description of some basic feature of my mental landscape.

Tim, a.k.a. one-handed economist, is an economics major from the UO who has been cyberstalking me for about a year, for reasons that escape me. Tim@econ.uo found my August 21 court date in the Lane County dockets on August 22 and posted it at the Jeffrey Todd Goldstein outpost telethonic site. Tim is a scary, creepy, icky stalker. I would not mind filing an RO against Tim. What's his last name? Last known whereabouts? Anyone at the Oregon COMMENTATOR care to comment on Tim, the dismal quack scientist?

I think that boy is in tex-ass, but i ain't sure!

hat tip: denny crane for alerting me to the fact that tim the sicko uo econ major was the one who found and posted the info from the lane county dockets! u da man, dennee!
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At 2:55 PM, Blogger Infidel753 said...

If she really has a lawyer, and he's reading her stuff, his head must have exploded by now.

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

She could while away the hours
Thinkin they've no powers
Watching her life go down the drain
It's her crotch scratchin
While her cellie starts to packin
If Deb only had a brain

Her cash has started to dwindle
All the voices start to mingle
Her poetry causes pain
On Thursdays she starts drinkin
She's a victim's what she's thinkin
If Deb only had a brain

Oh, she, just fails to see
That she's a horrid bore
A freak like this we've never seen before
But then she drinks....and posts some more

Her lif's become a nothin
Her head's all full of stuffin
She won't get T.V. fame
What she spews is pure doo doo
She swears she will sue you
If Deb only had a brain

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

Hose,
Can we add audio to these posts?

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

I'm sure L. is delighted to read this.

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

I'm sure L. is delighted to read this.

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

HINT to Deb: There is no "evolutionary advantage" to being a stalker. Zip. Nadda. Zero. Poof.

Self-imploding train wreck?

 
At 3:10 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Life is sad, believe me Missy,
And you were born a sissy
You have no learning curve.

And you should change your habits,
Your brains the size of a rabbits
Soon you'll get what you deserve.

I'm afraid there's no denyin'
To yourself you have been lyin
A break you don't deserve.

Your life's become a big mess,
Soon you'll wear a big orange dress
When you get what you deserve

Oh, I'd be sure and hide, when the cops come to the door
You should promise not to target kids no more
You you aren't smart
You stupid whore

Though you drink Teh Vodka by the score
They won't let you drink no more
The bull dyke you will serve.

Put Teh Vodka in the freezer,
Practice how you're gonna please her
When Deb get's what she deserves

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Good golly, here's yet another post, just in:

September 01, 2006
iPOD update: wish i may (kristen hall)
I trust that many of you, like me, have an iPOD that is a continuous state of flux. For about six weeks after I arrived in Eugene, I did not update my iPOD from what I’d installed on it in Tucson.

But after the fur from protein wisdom stopped flying and I decided to move my stuff out of the garage on account of I was here PERMANENTLY and not for summer vacation and I was getting settled and boxes from tucson started arriving with CDs, I decided to devote some of my discretionary attention to an iPODic update.

I have added a few more songs to my iTUNES directory, although I have not yet transferred this information to my iPOD (what are you waiting for, grrrl!?)

Kristen Hall’s Wish I May is about to be added to the iPOD of:

da cray zee laydee wit da pee H in psycho(killer)logy

Shouldn’t it be on yours?

Posted by Deb at 02:47 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

 
At 3:12 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Just think the Scarecrow and COwardly Lion singing those songs.

 
At 3:13 PM, Blogger Pixie said...

I can't lurk anymore. You people fill my heart with joy. Funny, funny, funny, smart people!

 
At 3:14 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

For the Record:

Dr. Deb Frisch, PhD.,
Your Probation Officer...(did I forget to mention that even though a Probation Officer writes your Presentencing Memorandum it does not mean you will receive Probation at your sentencing hearing? You will likely serve time, but I digress)...will also note that you have attempted to profit from your criminal acts. The very transparent set up of the "stalkers.r.us" and the follow on post with the amazon link is the type of clear cut method those law enforcement folks like. So again, they and the other attorneys thank you.

Posted by Van at September 1, 2006 03:12 PM

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger tim said...

Debbie Street
(Sung to the tune of "Baker Street," by Gerry Rafferty)

What do you see down on Debbie Street?
She's got teh vodka n' falls down on her feet,
Well another cray zee day
She'll swig Tuhrsday away,
n' forget if she posts something.

That sh*tty website made 'er feel so bold.
It had so many people but it had no troll,
And it's taking her so long
To find out she was wrong
When she thought she knew everything.

She used to think that it was so easy
She used to say that it was so
sleazy
But she's postin'
She's postin' now
Another slug and then she'll be passed out
Just one more shot and she'll be gone, no doubt
But she's trollin'
She's trollin' now...

Way down teh street there's a light in her place
She opens teh bottle, she's got that look on her face
And you ask 'er where she's surfed
You tell her she's a fiend,
And she'll never work anywhere.

She's got this dream to be Colbert's hag
She's gonna give up the booze
and the all-night jags
And then she'll settle down,
in an Arizona town,
And forget about everything.

But you know she'll always keep trollin'
You know she's never gonna stop trollin'
Cus she's drinkin'
She's the drunken' bum...

And when she wakes up it's a
new mornin'--
man in the can has got a new warrant--
She's goin'
She's off to jail.

p.s. teh!™

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Deb can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm drunk and scary, brain can't relax
She won't sleep, Her situation's dire
Most of all she's a real bad liar

Psycho Debbie
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
blog blog blog blog blog away
Psycho Debbie
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Blog blog blog blog blog away

You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?

Psycho Debbie,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Blog blog blog blog blog away
Psycho Debbie
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Blog blog blog blog blog away

Ce que j'ai fait ce soir-là, Ce qu'elle a dit ce soir-là
Realisant mon espoir,
Je me lance vers la gloire... Ok
Debbie's vain drinks herself blind
She hate people when they're always right
Psycho Debbie,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Blog blog blog blog blog away
Psycho Debbie,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Blog blog blog blog blogaway

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...

 
At 3:21 PM, Blogger tesla said...

Has Deb shown even the smallest sign that she is aware of what she is doing? I haven't watched as closely as others but she seems oblivious to everything.

 
At 3:23 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

At the rate she's going, she'll be up for a Darwin Award.

 
At 3:23 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

Tim
I'm wiping off the monitor now...the best line was about having no trolls...
Great!

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Because I got totally pwned by dean04 and am too humiliated to respond...

I realy dont look at it like that. I guess I was way to harsh pointing out the obvious similarites between my actions hear and Beau DeLaBarre taking Epstein down a notch. In restrospect I guess the comparison realy cuts to the bone / hurtful. and that is my fault (sometimes I am to mean and have anger mgmt problems (working through))

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger tesla said...

DeanO4 will you plz hunker down and get busy getting Michael Moore elected Pope. Once that happens my life will be complete.

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Okay. I am promising myself I can come back later if I cut myself off from this fun for a few hours and get some RL done. I leave you with these comments, lifted from SWP, so you don't have to go there (and p.s. HotModGirl is SO darn funny!):

Two woman are sharing a bath.
The first says, "Pass the soap."
The second says, "No soap, radio!"

I don't care who you are, that's funny!

Posted by Fanny Bright at September 1, 2006 12:17 PM
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a real cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

Posted by Red Green at September 1, 2006 12:46 PM
Van Morrison sucks. Delete it right away..try some Collective Soul for some real jammin or some Slightly Stoopid..to get your funny on.

Posted by paganinfidel at September 1, 2006 01:10 PM
1. Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should back go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do." "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" says the redneck. The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck says, "Amazing".

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!" The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are you taking?" asks the friend. "Math, History, and Logic!" replies the first redneck.

"What the heck is logic???" asked his friend. "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're gay, aren't you?"

and #2.
man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

And just one more....

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look
at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and
says, "Where?"

************************************************

The second is true....


Posted by HotModGirl at September 1, 2006 02:01 PM

 
At 3:30 PM, Blogger Religious Zealot said...

Tim@econ.uo found my August 21 court date in the Lane County dockets on August 22 and posted it at the Jeffrey Todd Goldstein outpost telethonic site.

I find it interesting that Deb thinks that posting a link to a PUBLIC site that posts PUBLIC information is somehow a violation of her privacy and thus "stalking".

Debnition: stalking - posting, linking to or reporting on public information about Deb (like newspaper articles or court documents)

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

You guys remember Sesame Street?


Another day
Deb's drinkin the day away
On her way to where the bull dykes rule
Can you tell her how to stop
How to get to Teh Crazee this week

Debbie's gay
Thinks targeting kid's ok
Her neighbors are scared
Afraid that she will greet...

Them out in the public street
Cause Debbie's really Teh Crazee this week

Her life's a crazy taxi ride
Doors now closed used to open wide
If you don't believe her she will sue
Drinkin Teh vodka warm
Such Insanity

Another day
Deb's drinkin the day away
On her way to where the bull dykes rule
Can you tell her how to stop
How to get to Teh Crazee this week

Can you tell her how to stop
How to get to Teh Crazee this week

How to get to Teh Crazee this week



How to get to...

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger tim said...

Yoda~

Happy to provide cheer, I am.

:)

p.s. teh!™

 
At 3:36 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

DeanO4 will you plz hunker down and get busy getting Michael Moore elected Pope.

I think he gave up that dream

 
At 3:47 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Way down yonder on the with a stinkie coochie
Debbie lives with run down poochie
She's got a laptop and a broken down shack
The Universtiy said "Never come back"

With the blinds all closed on a friday night
She threatened a child by the pale moonlight
Talking bout suing and dreaming bout women
Never had a plan just drinkin every minute
Yeah way down yonder out in Liberal Eugene
Never knew how much bail money she's going to need
But she blogged about kids and she stalked her old Ex
She writes like a moron and drinks Teh Vodka

 
At 3:54 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Hawk,

I've got a new post up. I disabled comments for it, but will post another thread right after.

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Sweet post.

Serves two purposes really. A really awesome tribute to an awesome person who finally got what he deserved...

And the best Frisch bait I have seen in a long time.

 
At 4:07 PM, Blogger tim said...

God Bless

 
At 4:08 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

I realy dont look at it like that. I guess I was way to harsh pointing out the obvious similarites between my actions hear and Beau DeLaBarre taking Epstein down a notch.

You know, my wife was saying that just now. She saw the exchange and asked, "Epstein-Barr?"

In restrospect I guess the comparison realy cuts to the bone / hurtful. and that is my fault (sometimes I am to mean and have anger mgmt problems (working through))

Buck up, little camper. We'll beat that slope. Together.

 
At 4:20 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Just got back. You started another hose'alanche! I love the Sesame Street one.

Can Deb please just print out all her comments and bring them to that winebar? I'd love to see her version of that story. Where's Fred? He needs to press F4!

 

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