Thursday, August 31, 2006

Deb gives The People what they want:

I know that many of you peeps are very curious about various aspects of my life, especially those involving pending litigation. Can't go there now, but what I can do is tell you what my top 20 ipod this summer was:
Cuz, you know, peeps, we're insanely curious about the soundtrack that scores the thoughts of her beautiful mind.

Surely there's room in her Shuffle for an Autumn refresh.

Whaddya say? Shall we help her with her playlist?

iPod Thread

276 Comments:

At 8:16 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Why doesn't she post her grocery list or at least be creative and give us a top ten list. Like, top ten to things to count while sitting in jail. That would be cool.

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

How about "ten other Words Without the O that really knock em dead at the plushy tea party?"

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Well, It seems a no-brainer:

They're Coming To Take Me Away"

Concise history plus download at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They're_Coming_to_Take_Me_Away_Ha-Haaa!

Time for a nightcap,

Ducky

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

10. Deb thought she'd found a sure moneymaker, but the fund never appeared.

 
At 8:20 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Ducky,

Uh oh. That's on MY iPod. :)

 
At 8:22 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

So I'm sorry about the broken link. Not sure why that happened. But it's easy to just Google the song title and the Wiki entry pops up in the top 10.

Sulla, it was my very fave when I was in elementary school!!

(oops, dating myself)

;-)

Ducky

 
At 8:24 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Anybody remember what the "B" side of "They're Coming To Take Me Away" was?

(Sadly, I do.)

 
At 8:27 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dudes - looks at the what the number google hit is if you search on "Frisch"
Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that they own "The Big Boy" franchise?

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

is hosedragger still rasslen with DeanO?

 
At 8:32 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Hey! Yeah. Hose should do himself a favor and read dean's blog. The little guy is calling himself a veteran, after washing out of basic training, spending 45 days in the brig for insubordination, and a dishonorable discharge. Lovely job prospects though.

 
At 8:33 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

is hosedragger still rasslen with DeanO?

Hes trying too keep up. (snicker)

 
At 8:33 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - did I read right that Hosedragger just gave up on the drive? He was soooo close.

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hey Dean0 - can all the young kids these days type reallllly fast?

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

He's going to transfer the stuff later (I think).

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Holy Schnikies...you guys are missing the Special Ed kid in the last thread. I have tears streaming down my cheeks, I am laughing so hard.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - meh...no patience. "Access Denied" does not = "totally hosed".

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Fatwa,

(big grin)

The very same recording - played BACKWARDS!

And here's a more recent candidate for the playlist:

"Unwell" (Artist: Matchbox 20)
republished from their website:

All day staring at the ceiling
Making friends with shadows on my wall
All night hearing voices telling me
That I should get some sleep
Because tomorrow might be good for something

Hold on
Feeling like I'm heading for a breakdown
And I don't know why

[Chorus]

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be...me

I'm talking to myself in public
Dodging glances on the train
And I know, I know they've all been talking bout me
I can hear them whisper
And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me
Out of all the hours thinking
Somehow I've lost my mind

[Chorus]

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be

I've been talking in my sleep
Pretty soon they'll come to get me
Yeah, they're taking me away

[Chorus]

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be

Yeah, how I used to be
How I used to be
Well, I'm just a little unwell
How I used to be
How I used to be
I'm just a little unwell

This one is poignant for me, as my dear nephew is a paranoid schizophrenic (finally getting meds, thank God) and it fit him all too well. . .

Ducky

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

hose - he's doublethreading, he's i hear too.

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Pet -

There were a lot of them around Cleveland when I was growing-up; they all disappeared during the 28 years I lived in other places.

I think there's some in the southern part of the state. In SoCal, it's Bob's Big Boy. But still the same mmm, mmm good gray protoplasmic patties on mucilage-y bread with secret sauce and something vaguely resembling a green vegetable.

However, I do miss In 'N' Out burgers. And the fries, man...the fries!

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Dude! Read his blog, but don't blow a gasket.

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

er..."in here, too"

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Ooo...I missed the washout part. I only read that he was "conned with special secret-squirrel reverse psychology mind tricks" about getting in. I just thought he hadn't been inducted yet. I could only read so much of it. I did leave a comment though.

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

fatwa - Joe and I grew up in SoCal...loved the Big Boy. Don't know how they could sell off the name like that.

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Fatwa:

Yup! Bob's is still here, but a lot fewer of them. In n' Out is the best! We have one of the older ones here in Pasadena.

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Ducky -

Right you are!

Back then, nobody thought backwards recordings were "satanic".

That whole business in the eighties never failed to amuse me, along with the Congressional hearings about lyrics and the PMRC.

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

D-uh yup. Us po ol dumb non-convict, non-washed-out embarrassments to our families with no criminal record and a good paying job who is dun college ejumacted is all tryins ta keep up. Duh HUH!

 
At 8:41 PM, Blogger Eri said...

Hi y'all. Hope everyone's enjoyin their night. Just popped in to check what was going on before bed and just had to comment on the best chuckle I've had all week. Keep givin' him hell, Hosedragger.

 
At 8:41 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

So, what...you think he was dropped on his head and kicked repeatedly as a child? Or is it just a defect?

 
At 8:41 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

I honestly fear for our country in 15 years when we have juniors in college, now, still taking remedial math and writing courses.

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - your fingers are going to catch fire from all the friction of typing too fast...lactic acid in the knuckles ain't no fun, neither.

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey Eri...wunnerful to see ya. What part gave ya the big yucks?

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hi Eri!

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Fatwa,

I can't remember if the backwards "I'm Not Crazy" came before or after the "Paul is dead" rumor.

Ducky

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Naw...he is probably over on the other thread thinking he is the master of semantics and knowledge. He thinks he has stunned me with his "supeeeerior eeentellict"

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - did you see my blog on A.I. blogs?

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Oh Dude! Did you see that Debster Diving has been used here AND there? How cool is that?

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Seriously though...he's one of you guys, right? I mean, NObody can be that stupid and have access to the internet and know how to have not one but 4 blogger sites.

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"Frischinator" = She'll be back

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

No. I'll go see. I'm watching Agassis right now, chatting with you guys, and smashing little demons with my frenzy barb. Standby... Accessing...

 
At 8:46 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - nope, he's the real..uh..as real as the internet will allow, I guess.

 
At 8:46 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

holy crap - totally forgot that the U.S. Open was on.

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

No, looks legit. Unless someone's been real busy creating a whole back story. Just a regular DK, DU, Atrios, MoveOn kid.

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - teh HEH™

 
At 8:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Just went to 5th set.

 
At 8:48 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Frischinator isn't showing up on Google yet, but if we all use it early and often, it may arrive in about three days. . .

 
At 8:49 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Holy Shit - did you see Chell posting on Douchbag Deans blog???

Too freaking funny!

 
At 8:49 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - yep, "I marked him now." 1-1, and Agassi just had a call go his way.

 
At 8:50 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Seriously though...he's one of you guys, right?

I dont think so. You need to catch up now.

 
At 8:51 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

dean4pres is the same as hotmodgirl

 
At 8:51 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Just read your piece and the linked story. "I have a bit of a temper, you know." Heh.©

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - some virus is going to link all those A.I. blogs together and call it self H.A.L. 9000.

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Ducky -

I think it was before, but not certain. (And to dang lazy to Dogpile it.)

Pet & Joe -

I even miss Tommy's gut-busters with a whole "boat" full of peppers. Only ate 'em three ot four times a year, but they have a certain greazy charm. (Not to mention the aftermath of eating one of those after a night of alcohol-fueled debauchery.)

Eri -

Hi!

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Naw...HotModGirl wanted to know if I was hot. This guy is just a Ftard who got on his mom's computer.

Come on little boy..tell me how many smokes the traded you for when someone wanted a new bitch?

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

ducky - that's quite the assertion. You have the proof?

 
At 8:54 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

to = too

Dark!

 
At 8:54 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Tommy Burgers ROCKED. Kicked ass all over In And Out.

 
At 8:54 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Heya Eri - Tommmy's...yeah, gut busting is right, then it busts out a little lower, just a little later on.

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Especially the one there in Long Beach

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Welllll, I believe if you go back into the DF site comments, find hotmodgirl, and click on hotmodgirl, you will find yourself at dean4pres.

 
At 8:56 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Duh

HotModGirl isnt me. She is some one who wants to sock puppet me (which is a common neocon tactic when they (neocons) cant refut the substence of our arguments/beliefs)

 
At 8:56 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I used to live in Placentia, Cerritos, Huntington Beach and for a few months in Hellywood.

 
At 8:57 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Hello, everyone.

And how was your day today?

 
At 8:57 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Is that little bug still talking?

 
At 8:57 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

ducky - eh...you can post any link you like with your name. Some dude's name linked to a TownHall blog that debunked 9/11 myths.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Welllll, I believe if you go back into the DF site comments, find hotmodgirl, and click on hotmodgirl, you will find yourself at dean4pres.

Ducky you coudl totaly go to a blog that uses haloscan coments, etc and type in STNDM blog URL by youre name and claim you are me (which you are NOT). Hence (FWIW) HotMODGIRL is not me.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Fatwa:

Tommy's! It is very fitting that you wrote greazy instead of greasy.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dean0 - Glen Greenwald is no neocon, and you know how much he lurves sockpuppeting.

GOOD DAY SIR!

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

One of the phucktard's blogs had a post about her trying to hijack his blog - don't think they are the same.

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

so easily fooled am I, dean4pres, because the blog that hotmodgirl links to is one of your four . . .

www.blogger.com/profile/8062489

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Hello, everyone.

And how was your day today?


Great thanks for asking.

 
At 9:00 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Heh.

Dean thinks only neocons sockpuppet. I'll have you know that Dan Ellsburg thinks Glenn Greenwald is the bomb!

GOOD DAY, SIR!

 
At 9:00 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey, snot-for-brains...exactly what point are you making? I told you to present a topic, uphold it with facts and not rhettoric. You can't even do that. Now stop parrotting things you hear the adults say, and try coming up with something. Otherwise, stop proving that you are nothing but an immature little dweebazoid that has an IQ just slightly above your show-size.

i mean come-on...do you really think you are coming across as intelligent? Do you not realize we are laughing hysterically at you? What an absolute ass.

 
At 9:00 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Heya Texette - I'm just ducky...er...no offence, Ducky

GOOD DAY SIR!
(more sockpuppetty goodness)

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

dean0 -

Just for our tawdry amusement, please tell us how you define the term "neocon".

Extra points if you spell every word correctly.



Dark!

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - Agassi needs to shut this Baghdatis guy down.

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Otherwise, stop proving that you are nothing but an immature little dweebazoid that has an IQ just slightly above your show-size.

ShoE


You need to stop calling me names when I am trying to have rationel discource with you

 
At 9:04 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dudes - can we leave the typos out of it? Typos didn't ask to be born, you know.

Pro-Typo-er

 
At 9:04 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Petrarchan Motif,

No offense taken - for I also am fond of saying "just ducky" in response to that well-worn inquiry (How are you) and I do mean it.

I don't believe dean4pres. How on Earth would HotModGirl ever find his icky blog in the first place? How random is that?

In his profile, his very own profile, that self-same blog is one of the foursome.

Phew. And a sadly spelling-challenged specimen is our dean4pres a.ka. HotModGirl.

If HotModGirl is using dean4pres as a sockpuppet, my hat is off to her.

Ducky

 
At 9:05 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Well, Andre is having back problems. He had a cortisone shot 2 days ago, into his spine, and the IV drip went on for 20 minutes. Look at the concerned faces everytime he bends over to serve.

 
At 9:05 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I know, tell us why you think it is cool to get thrown out on your ass after 4 days in the Marines, proving you are not a man, and spending three tours in the joint, being passed around for some man on man love for the price of a pack of cigarettes. Then correlate that into how it makes you a better, smarter, more intelligent person than anyone of us. As a footnote, you can tell us how you think a record like that will ever earn you a job that pays more than minimum wage, and why you are proud of it.

That should be simple enough little man-sponge.

 
At 9:05 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

dean0 -

Just for our tawdry amusement, please tell us how you define the term "neocon".

Extra points if you spell every word correctly.


Ill have to get back with you on that one. I just spit coke (cherry vanilla) all over my keyboard from watching that other guy contorting all over himself.

 
At 9:05 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Hey DeanDong - what unit were you in at MCRD-San Diego?

 
At 9:07 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Hey DeanWormer - what big event happened at MCRD-San Diego while you were there? No way you don't know this is you were actually there.

 
At 9:07 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

barny:

DeanDong

BWAHAHAHAHA!

 
At 9:08 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

You need to stop calling me names when I am trying to have rationel discource with you

Damn...Diet Pepsi on the screen.

Hey, Little man...I just bought this Hard Drive today.

Knock it off.

And YOU get to correct ANYONE'S spelling when you can make an entire post without errors.

Oh and "Waaaaaaahhhhh Stop calling me names or I'll wake mommie up and tell on you Waaaaahhhh!" Doesn't help your cause.

 
At 9:08 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hey ducky - welll...if you post enough at Casa Teh Deb, you find the links for everybody's blogs sooner or later. HotModGirl could have linked it for any number of reasons, ironic or not.

 
At 9:10 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Nothing pisses me off more than a uneducated slack-jawed POS turd claiming to be in the military (even for a day) who never was!

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Ducky - how did Chell find his vowel movement of a blog???

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

I know, tell us why you think it is cool to get thrown out on your ass after 4 days in the Marines

I was in there for longer than 4 days. Even longer then 4 weeks. See if you knew NEthing about our military (that is being misused by Bushco's criminal misadventures in Iraq, Afganhistan, etc) you would know that I was in there at least longer than a week and because I do not lie you can rest assured than it was longer than 4 weeks (before the incident).

Then correlate that into how it makes you a better, smarter, more intelligent person than anyone of us.

What are yuo talking about?

As a footnote, you can tell us how you think a record like that will ever earn you a job that pays more than minimum wage, and why you are proud of it.

I will be going to college soon so realisticly I dont expect to make a well paying job for at least 4-6 years until I am graduated from college. Lets be real shall we?

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"I'll have to get back to you on that". Typical little idiot Lib. Likes to use words the adults use to attempt to make them sound smart, yet doesn't even know what the words mean.

What a nin-com-poop.

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Hey DeanDong - what unit were you in at MCRD-San Diego?

Platoon 1152, First Recruit Training Batallion, First Matine Division, MCRD San Diego, Ca (california).

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

If they are misusing the miliary so much, why did you alledgedly sign up? Are you just that phuqing stupid?

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Petrarchan Motif,

Phew-ee - HMG's humor is beyond me. Talk about IRONY.

At least today's DF postings are relatively free of Frenchy-pretensions. (Frischais).

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Hey DizzyDean - going to use those GI educational benefits you "earned" to go to college???

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - the Agassi match is a little more exciting. bbl.

 
At 9:15 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Hey DeanDong - what unit were you in at MCRD-San Diego?

Platoon 1152, First Recruit Training Batallion, First Matine Division, MCRD San Diego, Ca (california).


Watn to see my boo t camp year book? I dot have a scanner but I coudl totaly take a picture of a picture of me in thta book?

 
At 9:15 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Yup, and then you F'd up and got arrested and dishonorably discharged with a criminal record. Yup. When you fail out of college, those two will go hand in hand.

You really haven't thought things out much have you little boy?

And what college will you be going to? McDonald's U?

 
At 9:16 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Wrong DeanO - that isn't right - is it!

 
At 9:17 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

"boo t camp year book"

You're really serious???

CLASSIC!!!

What clubs were you in?

 
At 9:17 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Methinks dean-o surely was the team mascot.

 
At 9:18 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

You didn't get out of boot camp. You have a dishonorable discharge which leaves you with no benies. You act like you are proud of a criminal record with your statement of "Who hasn't had a ..."whatever.

Keep up little man. It is a man like creature we are talking to right? I mean, you do know the difference?

 
At 9:18 PM, Blogger SBH said...

I'm tellin' you, you guys make great parents, one and all! Sounds like the kid could use a Dad to knock some sense into him.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Sulla,

You are the man.

The Ayatolla of google search, product recommending intuition.

Hawk has been playing with his Binford 2000 7.5 horsepower printer (Epson RX700) and it does it all. I am really impressed.

Thanks dude, I owe you one.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

As we say at the Pond, sink or swim dean4p

 
At 9:20 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I have a REEEEEAAALLLLYYYYY easy question for you. What is it that makes you think you are more intelligent than anyone here?
Follow up:

Exactly how much crack and/or pot have you smoked just tonight?

 
At 9:20 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Dean - that's funny - it appears Platoon 1152 graduated in January of 2006.

BUSTED!

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

As we say at the Pond, sink or swim dean4p

Right on dude

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

The Turd NEVER was in!

http://www.marines.mil/marinelink/mcn2000.nsf/main5/9DA7AFC2A12F9483852570F5005DA496?opendocument

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hey Hawk:

How's Ernesto treating you? They say it might become a hurricane again.

 
At 9:22 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

that would be dude-ette

(to borrow from the French-speak)

 
At 9:22 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hose, Are we dealing with a military poser tonight?

Everyone knows what that does to the Hawk!

 
At 9:22 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

I have a REEEEEAAALLLLYYYYY easy question for you. What is it that makes you think you are more intelligent than anyone here?

Me = progressive

You = neocon

Its axiomatic

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Hell Yea we are - Just busted his ass big time!

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey Hawk. We have a little Poo-Butt here who thinks it is really coll to be tricked into the Marines by their using that secretsquirrel type reverse logic og telling him he wasn't "Marine Material", then get's himself arrested 45 days into BT, then summarily thrown out on his ass after serving a sentance in the brig with a "Dis-honorable Discharge."

Wait...was the 4 days including the time in the brig? Or was that time separate?

Oh, and you still haven't answered how you liked being someone's bitch in Juvi and in the Brig, Little Man.

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Joe,

I've been waiting two hour to get on line because of the storm.

Hugesnet satellite.

It is busting loose here at Bragg.

So who is this poser?

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

DeanO = an anemic little Frisch with training wheels...

Now we know where they come from.

 
At 9:25 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Did you read your contract dickweed.

Oh, And you can call me Sir.

 
At 9:25 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Wow...someone got out Dictionary.com

Now, back up that statement with facts as to why your way is better and makes you more intelligent. Facts..not feelings or rhettoric poo-butt.

Keep in mind, we are college educated, and you went to a boy's camp and continuation school.

 
At 9:26 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Barney Coppersmith said...
DeanO = an anemic little Frisch with training wheels...

Is that a Frischette or Frisch-lite?

 
At 9:26 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Did you take the oath and then figure out it was a bit too much or are you a poser?

 
At 9:28 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Hawk - he's a complete poser - said he was in Platoon 1152 this summer.

Platoon 1152 graduated in January.

Claims to be in his "boot camp yearbook" but never graduated

The list is endless...

 
At 9:28 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Oh, dean0 -

[Taps foot impatiently]

Still waiting for your definition of "neocon".

I happen not to be one, but I'm really curious what you think that word means


Hey...evenin', Hawk.


Dark!

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

What are the tenants of “The Crucible” Dean?

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Do not use teh -ette lightly. There is a story & culture to teh -ette. Teh -ette does not apply to anything having to do with the Dr. Frisch phenomenon.

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Uh oh...I think he went to tell on us to his mommie about how mean we are. Us big mean ol "Neo-Cons" are picking on the little poo-butt, convict, criminal, uneducated, faker, little boy. I'll go get the Waaaaahhhhhh-mbulance.

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey Hawk. He even said he was a Veteran and is qualfied to speak of such things. It is all on the previous thread.

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Check out the last comment on the blog brawl - Too funny!

 
At 9:31 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Did you take the oath and then figure out it was a bit too much or are you a poser?

No I took the oath and THEn found out that they renamed Mount Motherfucker and Bitch Ridge to less offensive names and I was all like: "hey man, this new corps is too soft for me" so I totaly flipped out and popped Sgt Washington in the back of his grape, yo.

 
At 9:31 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Texette,

Oh golly I am so sorry!

I didn't think.

Maybe DF is rubbing off on me in some way.

Brilloooooooooooooo

Ducky

 
At 9:31 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Dean,

What are the immediate action steps for an M16 misfire?

cricket, cricket


POSER! HERETIC!

 
At 9:32 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ducky:

Is that a Frischette or Frisch-lite?

I don't see any Jooooo-baiting or 2-year old french kissing, just the regular bushitlercohalliburton. Even Ms. Frisch doesn't do that.

 
At 9:32 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Former HM1 (SW) here - two years with the 24th MAU.

 
At 9:32 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Neo-Con: A former Liberal who had finally reched the age of reason and saw that living a life run by rhettoric and basing foreign and domestic policies on bumper-sticker slogans was no way for an adult to act.

 
At 9:34 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Former HM1 (SW) here - two years with the 24th MAU.

Navy guy. (guffaw)

 
At 9:34 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Aw Hose, you gave it away! He was supposed to come up with his own story on how neocons crush dissent by disagreeing with people.

 
At 9:35 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Boy,

The only thing I hate worse than a peace protester is a poser shooting down the military.

Half my family is Army and the other half is Marine. My nieces kick the crap out of fatherless rodents like you for breakfast.

Did we get an IP address on this puke yet. You all know where to send it!

 
At 9:35 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Violent, uneducated, hypocritical, lying, scum-sucking, childish, poo-butt, idiotic, faking, foolish little convict, violent criminal.

GUFFAW

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I'm already almost 40. I couldn't wait that long for him to think of something. He isn't that smart.

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

You freaking liar. The only cammie you ever wore is what you bought at The Gap.

Your name isn't Jessie McBeth is it, you poser?

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Half my family is Army and the other half is Marine

Hte Army half mows the Marine Corps halfs lawn.

 
At 9:38 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Holy Shit Hawk...I think you hit the nail on the head.

Hey...Dean...don't you miss your butt...I mean Battle Buddies?

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Agassis wins! Keeps on going!

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Man, I was so excited about telling the Gerbil Mafia about my Binford 2000 7.5 horsepower printer and I gotta deal with this sacca da cacca.

 
At 9:40 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

dude - you beat my post! AGASSI! AGASSI!

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Eh, Hawk, we're done with him. I just got pissed off at his calling himself a veteran after washing out of basic.

Print out any DVD's or CD's yet?

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

So dean0 has left a note over at DF:

Comments: mypod top 20

I dont' have a Ipod yet but I still think Green Day is the shizzel. They are very progressive & have some great tunes (songs) that totaly stick it to BushCo Inc.
Posted by Dean04Prez at August 31, 2006 08:19 PM

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Is this the one that prints the DVD's all purtie like?

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

One day their was a army guy, a navy guy and a marine and they were sitting around a fire.

The army guy is all like: "I eat nail s and piss vinegar, for I am the baddest MFer you ever met"

The navy guy is all like: "We navy guys eat our own dead, therefore we are even badder than you army guys"

The marine was just sat there not saying anything...just stirring the fire with his dick

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Mebbe Crap for brains, but since you pussed out, they aint mowing your yard are they? POSER!

Get out of here before I shove one of my combat patches down your throat and choke you. POSER!

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Oh! Heya Hawk! Ernesto didn't getcha, that's a good thing!

 
At 9:44 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Ducky,
I forgive you for that one.


Hawksp,
Is is it slap, pull, observe, release, tap, & squeeze?

 
At 9:44 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

We're good here Pet.

I'm surprized I'm able to stay on line though with the rain and the dish and all.

 
At 9:45 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

hawk - you're on satellite, yeah, that's amazing it just doesn't fritz out.

 
At 9:45 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Folks, it's been a long day; I'm outta here. I'll catch-up on the fun in the a.m.

Hawk, Hose...I'll put some fresh lime in the pit on my way out. (Don't thank me...I'm a giver.)





Dark!®

 
At 9:46 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

eases away from texette a little Oh hey texette, nice big gun ya have there.

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

'Night Fatwa!

Good job on Teh Deb Suite!

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

What an absolute, 100, grade A, dyed-in-the-wool asshole.

At least Ms. CCFCCP is insane. This Nom-Zoom-Dweebie is justplain fucking stupid. I mean, he's so dumb he sold him mom
s car for gas money.

He's so dumb he thinks Johnnie Cash is a pay toilet.

He's so dumb he got hit with a coffee cup and told the cops he got mugged.

He's so dumb he takes a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps.

He's so dumb that when he was filling out that job application at McDonald's, where it asked "SEX" , he wrote M,F and sometimes Sunday.

He's so dumb he tripped over a cordless phone.

He's so dumb his cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Pet,

THIS is your rifle, THIS is your gun.

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

night fatwa!

Oh dude, I got all my stuff from B&N.com today, so I'm going to bug out early and get my Star Wars Pron on soon.

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Goddamn Hose, take a breath!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Texette,

Thank you - you're most gracious.

I'm off to join my husband in taking our Springer for her nightly walk.

Life is good.

Cheerio,

(just) Ducky

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger Texette said...

nighty-night, Fatwa!

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Thass pr0n! Alright, Geek out!

 
At 9:50 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

And Dude - here's some other news...I got a date for Saturday night!

Star Wars geek THAT! Boo Yah!

 
At 9:50 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...


What an absolute, 100, grade A, dyed-in-the-wool asshole.


Dude stop with the name calling, yo. Cant we all just get a long?

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

He's so stupid, he has stupid he hasn't even used yet.

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Sleep tight, Ducky!

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Kick down the Star Wars Porn dood. No holding out.

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Remember, I lost everything. You gotta help a brudda out.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - Lighten up, Francis.

Man, I won't ever play the dozens with you.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Hosedragger,

Now that last stupid thing, that was funny right there.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

Some day you will be like "Oh Dean04Prez, you totaly got me there. Hahaha"

I'll be like: "yeah"

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

With a girrrrl? 'Bout time, tell me all about it.

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Pet,

Be sure to be a gentleman on your date.

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - the latest Dune book is out, too, so you better snap that thing up.

 
At 9:56 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Gah! uh... how do you spell amazon.com? Oh, hey!

 
At 9:56 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - yeah, a girrll and e'thang.

Texette - more sidling Yes, MA'AM!

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Look little poo-butt. Respect is earned. You are about two years out of even being considered for not getting splashed from a puddle as I drive by in my car. All you have proven is that you are nothing more than a worthless sack of snot shoved into a boy bag. YOU don't get to tell anyone what to do. I got 6'2" 24#'s of badass firefightin power behind me that would make you shit your little diapers so fast that you ancesters would smell it. Your rhettoric is so embarrasing to the party and belief you support that Dean himself is thinking of running with Pat Buchannan. The only thing you may be good for is open trading in the yard next time you get popped which will probably be by the weekend. You have an incredible lack of the obvious, and the only thing funnier than you thinking you are actually intelligent is the fact your parents were pro-life.

Now why don't you run along and play with your dolls. One day, we may even let you sit at the big people's table. Until then, maybe you can get a paper route or something.

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

It's only a first date, so I won't get hyper-hyper excited about it, but...
she's a doctor
she likes Alias and Battle Star Galactica
she loves Televisionwithoutpity.com

okay...maybe I can get a little excited.

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Texette:

He'll be nice. He can't help it. [smirk]

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

I got 6'2" 24#'s of badass firefightin power behind me that would make you shit your little diapers so fast that you ancesters would smell it.

Slimfast

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Ooh, she likes the snark! Okay, breathe, breathe. Do you keep up with Battlestar Gallactica? I can't follow that show. But, then again, I'm still catching up on 4 years of television.

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Yeah, and someday you may actually have a high paying job you got from hard work and a master's degree working in the areo-space industry. But we both know neither of that is gong to happen. Just go to sleep knowing I am more educated, make more money, live in a much bigger haouse, have cars and motorcycles and you are still living with your mom, gots you a diploma from a continuation school, have to ride a bike everywhere and won't ever make more than what you age is.

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - and there's the smirk

I always wondered how you'd get that a'hole smirk across in chat. Now I know.

Hah!

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

I have BSG Season 2.0 sitting right here. Already been through the first season twice.

Read twp's recaps on it...as much snark as in the 24 recap, and twice the sci-fi

 
At 10:03 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Dude, she likes BSG, and Star Wars. If she owns an XBox (either one) stop off at the jewlery store on the way and buy the biggest engagement ring they have.

 
At 10:04 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

smirk™ That's right, trademark pending!

Doctor, huh? Conflict of interest? Nah!

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

That's not 245#'s of muscle ass...unlike what's in your head, fathead.

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - and she owns a unicorn! Nah, she's not perfect, not a gamer, but she's applying for residencies in surgery, so maybe I can work that angle for turning her. "It's for manual dexterity." Yeah, that's the ticket.

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

(nice, huh guys?)

 
At 10:06 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

HAND____EYE____COORDINATION

 
At 10:06 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

perfect genn'lm'n!

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

hose - elderberries

 
At 10:08 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

have to ride a bike everywhere

IF you were well read, you would know that I allready have a car.

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Is he still here? Get your SW pr0n on! I gotta check on these little beasties I'm killing.

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I said you did. If you actually could read, I said you drive your mom's car. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!

That Hot Wheels you have next to the used Kleenex on your floor doesn't count as "owning a car"

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger dean04prez said...

That's not 245#'s of muscle ass...unlike what's in your head, fathead.


Not muscle?

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - I think we're on the third or fourth taunting by now.

Dude - I'll give you an update, a meatspace update later.

And of course, the DHD folks will get a recap, a perfect gentlemanly recap(eyeing texette), as well.

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

'night, all and sundry!

And Dean0?

GOOD DAY SIR!

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger Texette said...

Pet,

The largest stone should be in the 1.0 to 1.5 range, no bigger. Any more is overkill (1.0 solitaire is perfectly acceptable). Then you can use the money you save to buy other stuff.

For the ears, if solitaires, no more than half-carat each. If she has multiple piercings, say 2 on each ear, get quarter-carat each & eighth-carat each sets (quarter for the lobe). No matter what they think, most women's ear lobes look funny otherwise.

The BIG flash, should go on the wrist, shoulder, or central chest (bracelets, pins, or pendants).

Fashion lesson for the day!

 

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