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Don't Hire Dr. Deborah Frisch
Please don't hire Dr. Deborah Frisch, she should not be in contact with youth.
Friday, September 01, 2006
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This is the first Sept. in awile that Debbie hasn't had to buy new school clothes.
A long holiday weekend isn't the same when you don't have a job to return to afterwards.
Good morning all. I see some of you had a late night. Well, late night by my standards. I spent some time this morning getting caught up on the Hose SmackDown. The more I read of Mr. DeanWhateverHisNameWas, the harder I laughed. I have to say "Green Day for Palestinian Children" is going to be my new mantra.
Otta: Glad to hear about the doggie.
Was Deano on the level? No one can be that stupid, right? And still function in society?
AND she's off:
September 01, 2006
good night and good luck
Keith Olbermann: Thus, forgive me, for reading Murrow, in full:
“We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty,” he said, in 1954. “We must remember always that accusation is not proof, and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law.
“We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate, and to defend causes that were for the moment unpopular.”
And so good night, and good luck.
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Impeach the shrub.
Charge Dick "sharpshooter" Cheney and Ron Dumbsfeld with war crimes.
Let the games begin.
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she's a troll on her own board. Please don't play with her, guys...
AND she's off:
September 01, 2006
good night and good luck
Keith Olbermann: Thus, forgive me, for reading Murrow, in full:
“We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty,” he said, in 1954. “We must remember always that accusation is not proof, and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law.
“We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate, and to defend causes that were for the moment unpopular.”
And so good night, and good luck.
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Impeach the shrub.
Charge Dick "sharpshooter" Cheney and Ron Dumbsfeld with war crimes.
Let the games begin.
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she's a troll on her own board. Please don't play with her, guys...
Good morning, everyone. It's Friday, and a holiday weekend...Yippee-Ka-Yay DHD Cowpokes.
Otta - Super news about your dog!
blizzard - At first I thought he was trying to parody and/or discredit the KosKidz democrats, but at some point he'd have to give a 'wink, wink, nudge, nudge', and he hasn't so far. I think he's really that ignorant, illiterate and clue-deficient. Which, there's plenty of those to go around at moveon.org, so I'm not going to waste any time on him. Just another garden-variety far left fringer.
blizzard - she doesn't think of herself as a troll - she's been mixing the koolaid all her life.
She's educating us po' ignant masses. Power to the People (which would be me and a few of my friends)!
Ottava -
I'm delighted to hear the good news about your wee beastie.
[Fatwa wags tail vigorously enough to shake entire butt]
Hmmm...that might be too much information.
Oh, well.
Gotta hit the road; see you folks at cocktail time this evening.
eri - what was your conclusion about the Dean04iac? I only read his Sheeny for Pres. website before I couldn't take anymore.
Parody, Discredit or On-The-Level?
It has to be a parody. No one can truly be that stupid on accident. His intentional misuse of "there" and "their" gives it away. Statistics say that he would get it right once in a while. Parody. Bad parody. But parody nonetheless.
Oh and here's another one. Now she's telling the Hindus how wrong they are:
Ben: Comments like the mirror in the closet one are beneath contempt. They are kicking Dr.Frisch when she is down. I thought conservatives were the ones for responsibility, family values, and fair play. What values are on display there?
Thanks for your support, Ben. As you probably suspect, there's a method to my madness. I am collecting evidence to document the ongoing harassment I experience from Mr. Goldstein and his friends. The Don't Hire Dr. Deborah Frisch blog is used as part of the Jeffrey Todd Goldstein telethon, whereby Count Cockula gets his pathetic peeps to throw him a couple of bucks in sympathy. DHDsquaredF claims to have raised $122 "so far" for Mr. Goldstein, but of course, his actual earnings might be substantially higher. Jeff Goldstein has making money off of the blog that harasses me during our negotiations.
After the August 15 court date, I offered to draft an agreement. I offered to cease and desist from referring to Mrs. Goldstein and Satchel. Jeff rejected the offer AND has encouraged his peeps to cyberstalk and abuse me AND has made money off of it!
So now we're scheduled for a court date in November and I cannot see how discussing:
a. the restraining order and how Jeff blatantly perjured himself in it
b. the police report, where he committed more subtle perjury
c. the lingering disagreement about who wrote the pedophilic auntie moonbat/saliva quote and how funny the count without the O joke is
violates the RO from Colorado.
I think that since Jeff has been making money off a site that harasses me, I am entitled to discuss his perjury in the restraining order and the police report. It seems fair to me and not illegal and that's why I go for it.
I remain mystified as to why Mr. Goldstein did not delete the offensive comments the next day. A normal father would not have generated such animosity in the first place. A normal father would have deleted the horrible comments as soon as he saw them. Jeff AMPLIFIED them, repeating them, encouraging his disgusting pedophilic peeps to disseminate them (only thing these losers ever disseminate, I guess!) and using it to raise a couple of hundred bucks for protein wisdom.
Jeff exhibited a lack of concern for his wife and son when he contributed to the media frenzy surrounding the ramsey and auntie moonbat comments. He should have deleted the comments that were hurtful to his wife and son. I certainly will try to show satchel and his mother the same respect and concern for their well-being that jeff shows.
Ben: José Martí said humanity is made up of two sorts of people, those who love and create, and those who hate and destroy. Let's keep ourselves in the first category and help Dr.Frisch as she works on getting there.
Oy vey, Ben. It's not that simple. You need the destroyer and the creator, the yang and the yin.
Shiva is one of the Trimurti (i.e "trinity"). In the Trimurti, Shiva is the destroyer, and Brahma is the creator and Vishnu is the preserver. Even though he represents destruction, Shiva is viewed as a positive force (The Destroyer of Evil), since creation follows destruction. However, according to Shaivism, Shiva is not merely a destroyer but performs five functions: 1. Creator, 2. Preserver, 3. Destroyer, 4. Hiding the sins, and most importantly, 5. Blessing.
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Shiva's not a he, dingbat@wikipedia.
Viva shiva!
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One of my best friends goes to a Shiva temple. Believe me, Doc, Shiva IS a guy. You want to worship a Hindu goddess of destruction, try Kali.
I guess we will be calling her DEB-shiva this weekend.
Ottavarima- I'm very happy to hear the good news. Very happy!
Well just trying to parse her "logic" it appears she believes that she is doing good by causing destruction and hate because she's doing it to the right people.
Sigh. And she thinks this is a conspiracy against her.
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN*
Mornin all.
(Hose surveys the room from the damage of last night. Feeling slightly embarrassed for allowing trollman....real or not...to get him so worked up-figures it must have been the last two postings that did it and Hose finally snapped.
Yeah...that's it. Need coffee)
So glad to hear about the Pup. I guess you will just have take it easy in the park
Brenda...how is the upper torso? Did you do the ice thing like I suggested? Hopefully you aren't too bruised.
Rabbit...who are you kidding...she hasn't bought new clothes in years. Unless you count "Goodwill" as new.
Blizzard: I just Luv how she won't let it go. I especially love how she thinks Jeff has anything to do with this site and actually encourages it. She really is obsessive about him. Thank God she lives in Oregon and doesn't own a car.
Oh...wait...I mean I AM IRON>>>I MEAN JEFF GOLDSTEIN!!!!
Good morning Brenda! Hope you have a restful Labor Day planned. I did not visit the Deanomaniac's website. I've been dealing with a fussy child and a not so small cheerio explosion this morning. My conclusion, from reading his commentary here, is that he MUST be satire. Who can even THINK Green Day For Palestinian Children with a straight face? :)
Uh oh..NO COFFEE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!
Real or not...don't care...over that troll.
Was good stress releif, and haven't laughed that hard in a while. So real or not...he's ignored from now on.
It was a good flaming. Almost like being in the firehouse.
Yup...got injured on a medical call. SOrry...no "The flames were intense, roof collapsed, but I was able to save the family, the dog and family bible just before I lost consciousness" stories to go with it. It was just a abd gurney and dumb nurse assisting with a slide over.
I know...boring right?
Hey...glad to hear Hawk weathered the weather good...except for the lamoid sattelite.
How did you do? Still have all your patty o'furnijure?
Moved from last thread:
Hey, everybody, I'm off to earn money. But first:
Blizzard: Hubba, hubba!
Hawksp: A girl should just know how to do these things. (and, uh, what do you know about me & El Salvador??)
Tesla: How's that broadcast power thing going? Mr. Dean, I agree, clearly is playing a role. To what end, though, to what end?
Sulla: Yesterday's SWP post knocked me for quite a loop, too, for somewhat different reasons. You, sir, are a sweetie!
Remember, amigos:
Don't mess with teh -ette!
Honor teh -ette!
Ottavarima: Wonderful news!
BrendaK: So glad you are better.
Hose: You are a sweetie, too!
Rabbit, Eri, Fatwa, Staci, Illinois Republican, ducky, and anyone I missed: good day!!
Damn...blogger froze for me.
Otta, meant to congratulate you on good dog-health news. When my old corgi got a stitch of arthritis in his hip, he got to take baby aspirin.
I'm a bit embarrassed though. my language got a little out of control, but I was having a good time. I haven't flamed anyone like that in awhile.
Oh if only Der Frischenheimer wasn't such a cowardly little toad.
Good Morning all. Loooooooong time lurker here, first time poster.
Anyone besides me think that it's possible that teh Deb is playing us, or at least thinks she is?
Hey...they are actually mentioning me over there as "one who must be silenced" to paraphrase. Fuuuuuunny. I especially like the baiting comments about my hose. Too much.
(thunk, thunk, thunk,) is this thing on? I know you're out there, I can hear you breathing.
Everyone off to work already? Am I the only one taking an extra day off for 4 day weekend?
I had to have my ex put on a 72. She was diagnosed as paranoid, schizophrenic and delusional. Her use of meth...that I only found out about after we were married...amplified this condition and led to a few very horrifying and scary months. She continues to this day treating my eldest daughter horribly, physically, mentally and emotionally attacking and abusing her, yet courts do nothing.
It is no wonder Ms LDSB is not ever to get the help she needs.
I have had an extensive amount of experience in this stuff.
You guys are doing great things for his daughters. You house needs to be the place of safety and sanctuary. Their lives will be very messed up on the other half. Just be there for them.
I wish I had doughnuts
Will do Yoda. Several to choose from.
Hose:
I prefer the more traditional Paddy (diminutive of Padraig) to the anglicized Patty (Patrick).
I'm thinking we should all chip in and buy some sort of hose protector for our eloquent friend to protect his health when he wades through the slime at Teh Site.
Oy Gevalt! What a schmuck she is!
Sent. Hope you enjoy them.
"Why would anyone commit crimes to 'play'. There are public records this is no game."
Didn't say she was that smart, said that she may think she is playing us. Don't think she believes she is commiting crimes. Remember, it's everyone elses fault, we are making her do and say things, you know, Vulcan mind control stuff, a neo-con alien plot from outer space kind of thing. In her world, she may actually believe that when it comes time to do her best Perry Mason that she will whip out whatever "evidence" she thinks she has collected here.
Pddy...to what are you referring to? Was my sarcasm not received well?
Oh, my. Well, let's just set the record straight:
I have not been solicted for donations on this website by Jeff Goldstein. I have clearly understood that this website is entirely separate and unassociated with any action taken by or on behalf of Jeff Goldstein; this website has not purported to be in any way associated with Jeff Goldstein. My personal goal on this website is to encourage Deborah Frisch to seek psychiatric assistance and to detach herself from further internet communications. It is further my hope that my participation on this website will in some way help ensure that Deborah Frisch is never again placed in any educational position.
There you go Deb, pass that on to your lawyer. This website is not about JG, it is about YOUR ACTIONS, YOU FREAK.
Yoda
"If she's jerking our chain she needs to know the bucket it's attached to is filled with cement."
One would think she would know that since her feet are in the bucket , right?
The best thing that could happen is for her attorney to allow her to speak. Now THAT would be worth the price of admission right there.
Or even better...her lawyer dumps her, and noone will represent her thus forcing her to represent herself. Man, I can see it now.
Hose,
I was referring to your 8:02 comment to Hawk regarding weathering the storm. You asked if he still had his "patty o'furnijure".
Sarcasm understood and received well. Just returning the favor.
I AM JEFF GOLDSTEIN,
That being said (it is called a joke Deb. You know...that thing you are so attrotious at...comedy)
I must also use that disclaimer that Brenda used.
I have not been solicted for donations on this website by Jeff Goldstein. I have clearly understood that this website is entirely separate and unassociated with any action taken by or on behalf of Jeff Goldstein; this website has not purported to be in any way associated with Jeff Goldstein. My personal goal on this website is to encourage Deborah Frisch to seek psychiatric assistance and to detach herself from further internet communications. It is further my hope that my participation on this website will in some way help ensure that Deborah Frisch is never again placed in any educational position
Nice try Deb. You once again show that whatever reality you live in does not include rational thought. Jeff doesn't blog here let alone about you at all. It isn't permitted. This is all about you baby. If you would stop, this site would go away. Instead you insist on doing the same thing over and over in the hopes that there will be a different result. (hmmm..what's that the definition of) Worse, you add to it and make things more difficult. For some reason you feel you can hide your actions and think that posting as "annonymous" or something else will hide such things from anyone. The anount that you are ignorant of is quite staggering. One day soon you will be awoken to a harsh reality that you can not escape. Just remember, no matter what heinous crme they committed, people in jail do not like those that have harmed children in any way. Pedophiles don't do too well in the joint. You are not going to like the results of your continued actions.
Don't believe me? Ask you lawyer. My brother was a guard for awhile. You should hear the stories. But I guess you are one that doesn't learn that way and need to experience it for yourself.
Ahhh...I thought you were referring to Teh Site over dere.
I was concerned with how Staci did too. She had to head to the high ground the other day from Ernesto. Hoping she still had all her stuff.
Everybody -
Thanks so much for the good wishes.
Hose - I was so drugged up eventually all I really needed was a wheelbarrow and someone to push it.
But, I'm much better now.
Brenda..you just need to lie down and do everything the nice paramedic tells you.
(wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more)
A question for all.
I've noticed that many of you have blogs of your own. I've thought about having one myself. But I keep coming back to why would anyone be interested in my rants and wanderings, so what's the point? If you get no hits, and no comments, what's the justification, motivation for continuing? Just to get stuff off of your chest?
Does it cost anything to have a blog?
Blogger is free, and blogging is cheaper than therapy. I have a few readers, but don't have time to keep mine up. I want to write once a week, but there ya go.
Hose -
I wish, wish, WISH so. I got (pre) Nurse Ratched, the RN-in-training.
I didn't even ask - she just came barreling over and TOOK AWAY MY LAPTOP. Which is just sick. And terrorized me! (Love you, Michelle. Just kidding. Please don't hurt me and I'll let you borrow the yellow silk shirt.)
Another golden rule of the blogosphere: Never take prescription pain medication and blog.
Gotta run to WalMart to drop off a script and buy doggie food. Back in a bit.
Bren...a medic and a nurse...what a day you would have.
john q. -
I'm a born lurker. I have bunches of opinions, but with so many people, writing so eloquently, on the same subjects -- I'd just as soon read and make the occasional comment.
Therapy? Who needs therapy? They tell me that I've got multiple personality syndrome, but hey, we're all happy and OK with it so why waste the money?
I've been hanging around here for quite some time but just started to post. I don't really have anything to ad cuz everyone else seems to say what I'm thinking much faster (poor typing skills)and more eloquently.
I would like to thank Sinner for putting this blog thing together. It seems to have grown by leaps and bounds. It is a really good group: caring, witty, fun and funny. I've learned a lot.
I would also like to thank Deb. It it hadm't been for her antics this group of folks would never have come together. I really hope she gets the help she needs. Life has too much to offer to live it the way she does.
And texette, dear lady, I gave that power thingy to Edison. That guy can be soooooo slow. Guess I better go get it back.
Crap!...or is it, "Hooray":
Restricted to the ship as pissant Ernesto cruises by Hampton Roads.
Ballast the ship, slack the lines...storm passes,
Pump out the ballast and tighten up the lines.
There was a hurricane last year that came this way and the crew made 72 hours of overtime, but lost their weekend.
Stupid Hurricanes!
Regards;
tesla,
I'm in the same boat with the poor typing skills. I use the eraser end of a #2 Ticonderoga, just feels right ya know.
I've been watching this whole train wreck from the beginning and it's been a wild ride at the least. I've even tried to give teh Deb some good advice early on, but it's like trying to teach a cinder block to fly, a waste of time. I tried to be civil until she smeared that SEAL, then I lost it.
The folks here are a real hoot. I am almost ashamed to admit to enjoying all of this. Sort of a guilty pleasure, like ice cream or masturbation.
I don't think that I really have anything to contribute, just got tired of lurking and thought I'd just say "Hi".
Hope you folks don't mind if I ease drop and occasionally leave a few dropping of my own from time to time.
I'm supposed to go to a wedding tomorrow down in the Hampton Roads area, and that's getting Ernestoed right now. Sigh.
Hey john q, I guess birds of a feather really DO smell the same. We are the newbies here but nothing wrong with that. Yeah, I've been watching the Deb thing since the beginning. Picked up on it at M Malkin's and couldn't believe it OR get away from it. Dont' remember how I got to DHD but it was a while back. Anyhoot, I'm sure these folks will be glad to know there are more folks like them even if the contribution level is low.
Hello everyone - long time reader, first time poster (heh)
I wanted to comment upon Deano.
I poked around his 'blog' and can only come to the conclusion that it is some sort of bizarre parody.
The consistent misspellings, the overly dramatic use of language (and inaccurate use of facts) ("Tthe imperialist colonialist neocon fascist war mongrels sub-jugated the paecefull afghanistan people and the peacefull iraq people in order to steel there oil and heroin and it is all about the oil and heroin.") and the way that everything "he" does actually makes LLL's look really bad.
(Not to mention his "outrage" over the Drudge picture.)
After a while of reading the blog I had to ask myself the question "who's putting on who here?"
Of course, this begs the question of why anyone would want to go to SO much trouble over such a length of time (over a year).
Deb:
I didn't come here at anyone's plea or command. I found this place on my own and stayed because it suited me.
I gave money to Jeff Goldstein to help defray his legal costs, without being asked. I did not give you a dime despite threats and pleas.
I support certain causes and have certain beliefs, so in recent years I have donated money to AceofSpadesHQ and a few other conservative blogs. I also have given money to the March of Dimes, USO, Red Cross, Heifer Project International, and Mennonite Disaster Relief.
I gave $100 last year to a little volunteer fire company outside Houston that offered free water, bathroom facilities, directions and rest to people caught in the Hurricane Rita evacuation. After 10 hours on a hot, crowded road, that 15 minutes was better than a weekend at the Waldorf Astoria.
They earned my respect. They deserve my money.
You, "doctor," do not.
Thirty some years ago the National Lampoon used the same trick as DeanO. He SAYS he is left when he is really right and acts the idiot, moron, boob personality to lambast the side he is really on. If it is done well you sometimes can't easily tell what the heck is going on.
Why is he here? Who knows.
Why is he at Deb's? Who cares.
Probably best not to feed him here. That can be done at his site.
Tesla and John Q -
I lurked for a long time before I said "Hi". I finally commented that everytime I tried to say something, someone said it so much better! Someone then told me to feel free to say "hi" or whatever whenever I wanted because I would be treated with kindness. That certainly has proven true. So, now I pass that same wisdom along to you two. Say "hi" or whatever pops into your mind whenever you want. You couldn't find a gentler bunch of people.
New post up.
Dunno. Too subtle?
r zealot,
I'm with you I think. I don't believe for a second that DeanO was for real. No one who is capable of breathing on their own is that stupid.
I think that for whatever reason he started his blog, he is one smart cookie with the most finely honed skill for parody I have ever witnessed. Either a gucking fenius who should be writting for Saturday Night Live, or one of the most simple minded mental defectives not actually institutionalized.
If he is that that gifted, he is also the most patient sucker I've ever seen, waiting all this time to be discovered.
The jury is still out for me. I'm hoping he is that good. If we could bring him over from the dark side he could be a real knee slapping contributor here.
Shiat, Sulla, I laughed out loud and I'm at work and have to drive through a hurricane tonight.
Thank you eri. Your kindnes will not be forgotten. But plz remember what lurks out there.
No good deed goes unpunished.
And Deb.
Gotta split for a while, one of my other personalities wants to use the puter.
Later ya'll
a guilty pleasure, like ice cream or masturbation
punchline...too...strong...
must...not...respond...
resistence...weakening...
not at the same time, I hope.
blizzard:
"I'm supposed to go to a wedding tomorrow down in the Hampton Roads area, and that's getting Ernestoed right now. Sigh."
Just some road flooding at this point.
Don't know which direction you're headed from.
The eye has passed us, and the wind is now pushing us against the pier, so I'll have to wake up the bosun and go do our thing, again.
Regards;
Denny,
Would you mind if I bumped this to the front page?
Finally made it through the thread.
Dang, but we have some smart, funny, wise, insightful, funny, compassionate, hilarious, friendly, funny freaking people around here.
Yesterday's shtick from dean could have been funny, and WAS at momoents. But Teh Crazy was awfully intense, and I was concerned about Hosedragger popping an aneurism.
Me too, for that matter. But from much-needed laughter.
And from that LBC Tommy's run. All y'all bastards made me hungry with that Tommyburger talk.
Bilgeman, from the north: looks like I-95 to I-295 at Richmond to I-64. I think it's kind of swampy down there in greater Norfolk!
Best wishes and fervent prayers to those buckling down in hurricane country.
Otta,
Great news re your pooch. I'm so glad that it wasn't more serious.
Damn, passwrwod failed, had to drop the "Public" part.
sulla,
"punchline...too...strong...
must...not...respond...
resistence...weakening.."
Aw come on now, give in to teh dark side, don't hold back on my account.
Besides, don't tell me you never had an icecream cone while...never mind. Is it just me?
Make that "password". My dsylexic damn fingers might be the problem.
john q, I had the same passwrod problem. Oops, I made a Deano. Did you do the email thing to get the password activated? That was my gross errer. Damn you Deano, damn you.
Didn't know there was a password thingie I could do. My computer skills are pretty fundamemtal, limited to running cad and some graphic type stuff, Illustrator, Photoshop ect. None of that techy vodoo stuff.
john q,
check your email, sir, and see if u have gotten a Google link to go to. Just click on it and voila. That was what I did wrong. Hope that helps.
john q.,
Deano really leaves us with only 2 possibilities:
1) he's "on the level" and is more unhinged than Deb
2) he's parodying LLL's
I simply can not (will not?) believe #1. The writing is TOO over-the-top and TOO lacking in any kind of "sense".
But, as I said, that still leaves us with the "conclusion" that someone has been going to GREAT lengths for well over a year now to parody LLL's (to little to no audience).
Either way, best to ignore "him".
John Q,
if I'm ever at your house, I'll be sure to avoid the ice cream.
And pretty much anything cream filled.
tesla, please don't call me sir, I appreciate the kindness, and the respect that it implies, but it makes me feel older than I really want to feel. I, like Slick Willie, am creeping up on the big 60 and it's creeping me out. Been pondering the question of if I should off myself before
I die of old age in a pair of soiled Depends or hair cancer or some other horrid ailment.
Don't worry sulla, my wife took the icecream scoop away from me and hid the cones after she caught me. Here's a tip though, Rocky Road hurts.
John Q,
DAMN YOU!
You owe me a new monitor.
And a new bottle of Red Bull.
And a new sinus cavity.
dang, that's funny. Glad to have you aboard.
I'm confused Sulla. I wasn't trying to be funny. Did I maked a funny?
Don't worry sulla, my wife took the icecream scoop away from me and hid the cones after she caught me. Here's a tip though, Rocky Road hurts.
If you weren't joking, I'm sewing my lips shut before going to your house.
No, don't worry.
Maybe I'm the one who needs to shut up before the conversation get around to goats and rubber sheets and I embarrass myself.
Oops, gotta run, Ball & Chain....uh....I mean my lovely wife just returned and we have to go shopping. I'm so excited I'm about to ruin a perfectly good pair of Depends.
Later ya'll
Have fun, John Q. Come back soon.
Rocky Road. damn. man stole my appetite for my favorite ice cream.
I need to be restituted. Denny - think we have a case?
testing avatar
JohnQ:
You, uh, rock! :D
Come back soon!
p.s. teh!™
I'm pretty sure Dean0 is a parody, in which case he was tweaking hosedragger pretty good.
But then again, I was pretty sure that warriordumot wasn't Deb, so there ya go...
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