Friday, September 01, 2006

WHAT ELSE YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR MONEY

Lest we be seen as nothing more than the financial front for Jeff Goldstein ("with this $122 I shall rule the world! hahaha!")...

I've been spending the last few weeks filling my iPod with back episodes of Pundit Review radio.

A recurring segment is "Someone you should know" with Matt from BlackFive, where he highlights our valiant men and women of the armed forces, the way the mainstream media did in WWII but has long since forgotten how to do.

To hear so many of these stories in a short period of time is overwhelming. These stories and these brave souls should get far more attention than they do.

The show also featured a few segments with Soldiers' Angels founder, the mother of Sgt. Brandon Varn. This organization gives people the opportunity to reach out to the men and women who are serving their country in any number of ways, from adopting a soldier, writing a letter, to buying them beef jerkey or other items.

A little goes a long way. To those who served and to those who serve: thank you. Enjoy the jerkey.

Update: Blizzardlane adds some charitable suggestions.

"If you're like me and buy books, read them and then one day turn around and say, "Didn't I used to have a bedroom where this book-storage room used to be?" Go here and get to boxing them up. One of my friends who did a swing through Iraq and Kuwait said the downtime is the worst, and every book that anyone receives from home gets passed to dozens of people."

Also from Blizzardlane: "If you're conflicted about the war, go here. I've worked with these people in the past and I cannot say enough good about Heifer. Every year I give a basket of chicks or bunnies or bees -- one year a calf together with my friends! Read what they do. This is real "teach a man to fish" stuff.

64 Comments:

At 11:46 AM, Blogger D'Wayne 'Red' Mendoza said...

The right think to do would be to give it to a charity supporting Green Day CDs for Palestinan CHildren.

 
At 11:48 AM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

dean,

I sent Yoko Ono to al qaeda. Does that count for nothing to you progressive types?

 
At 11:54 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Did you send recordings or Yoko herself? The former would be deserving, the latter cruel.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Let's just say Osama is prepared to give himself up.

Negotiations are stalled, though. John Bolton refuses to acknowledge that "count without the O" is funny.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

So when is Hawk gonna tell us about his printer?

 
At 11:59 AM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Dean,

Weren't you involved in that whole "Betamax for Ba'athists" campaign back in 1991?

I know you were only five at the time, but still - nicely done. All that WMD money went into fruitless quests for new content on eBay.

In one of the palaces, soldiers found 218 copies of Howard the Duck.

And they said Saddam wasn't a madman.

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger D'Wayne 'Red' Mendoza said...

Who is yoko ono and what is betamax?

 
At 12:12 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Did someone fart?

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Oh, Dean, you poor public-educated waif:

Yoko Ono is the root of all evil.

Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles.

Yoko Ono broke up the Warsaw Pact.

Yoko Ono is the founder of a chain of inedible chicken restaurants, El Pollo Yoko.

Betamax is the ideal medium for recapturing the glory days of Yoko Ono. Pete's HiFi in Oxnard still sells them.

All we are saying is give Pete's a chance.

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

I think Dr. DeeDeeDee needs to remove all tracks by the Chieftains from her iPod and replace them with Yoko Ono.

I'll take anything less as blatant demeaning of my ethnic heritage and will be forced to take this matter up with the authorities as a hate crime.

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

She would, except it would confuse her. Who do you think the loudest voice in her head is anyway?

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

If you play the voices backwards, do they say, "I buried Paul"?

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

I'd just like to say I am thoughroly enjoying the 8th season of South Park right now. Probably one of the top 3 seasons. Where is Pet when you need him.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger tesla said...

Thanks for the help with the avatar.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hosedragger:

Which episodes were in that season? I'm still catching up on Cartman and the crew.

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger minteh said...

HoseD:

The loudest voice in her head? I think it might be Van McCoy... y'know that part of "The Hustle" where they say "Do it!" ?

Staci~thanks...I wuz having teh trouble, too.

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Having trouble. Skips to another page while typing, boots me out....

Ninjas, Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson...

 
At 12:55 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Staci,

um. ewww.

Chortle.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Helen Thomas, Madeline Albright and Der Frischenstein naked on the walls. Naw...Amnesty would have a fit. Besides..torturing people who want to annhilate us is wrong.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger minteh said...

Five bucks to the first courageous soul who goes over to the Pawthetic Site™ and tells her to "have a big dish of Rocky Road with nuts." :D

p.s. teh!™

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

The Passion of the Jew, where Mel Gibson is running around in his underwear?

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

I think I just made myself ill with that thought.

 
At 1:00 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Oh Yeah! The ninja episode! Classic!

 
At 1:01 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Deb:

I recommend you have a great big dish of Rocky Road Ice Cream with Extra nuts

Posted by Hosedragger at September 1, 2006 01:01 PM

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Is this the current old drunky Mel Gibson in his underwear or the Gailipoli/Mad Max Mel Gibson in his underwear?

I'm getting a funny feeling, kind of like when I played on the monkey bars.

Be right back.

 
At 1:08 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

I recommend you have a great big dish of Rocky Road Ice Cream with Extra nuts

You should have signed it "sincerely, Mike Oxlong."

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Nap time. Back later.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Oregonmuse:

"And Yukon Phil ate a cheeto®."

 
At 1:12 PM, Blogger minteh said...

HoseD~~I.O.U.!

OreMuse~~classic!

p.s. teh!™

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger tesla said...

Staci you are a naughty girl. You go and educate DeanO and come back to DHD to get sick.

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

mad max leads to monkey bar moment

Blizzard!

Joke thief.

But...that uncovered avatar of yours covers a multitude of sins.

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Just for you O'muse and Joe:

Dr. Deb,
When decisions like this need to be made, I find it helpful if I sit down with a big bowl of ice cream and ruminate. So grab a big 'ol helping of rocky road and see where the muse takes you.
Posted by Yukon Phil at September 1, 2006 01:19 PM

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger minteh said...

Paddy~~

Nice.

::sigh-sigh:: I sooooooo need teh
coffee today.

Texette~~

Much belated, but are you *sure* "ette" has nothing to do with teh deb? After all, she practices debiquette™

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

There's a big chunk of empathy involved in the recipe for real humor. Mark Twain knew his audience; you hear their voices in his writing. Southerners yukk it up at Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy. Stoners thought Cheech and Chong were a hoot. For some reason, les Grenouilles think Jerry Lewis is a master; Americans think of him as a big goofy clown.

No one thinks Deb's funny.

My suggestion for donations: If you're conflicted about the war, go here. I've worked with these people in the past and I cannot say enough good about Heifer. Every year I give a basket of chicks or bunnies or bees -- one year a calf together with my friends! Read what they do. This is real "teach a man to fish" stuff.

If you're like me and buy books, read them and then one day turn around and say, "Didn't I used to have a bedroom where this book-storage room used to be?" Go here and get to boxing them up. One of my friends who did a swing through Iraq and Kuwait said the downtime is the worst, and every book that anyone receives from home gets passed to dozens of people.

Or do both.

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

paddy o':

Heh.©

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Blizzardlane,

Thanks for the suggestions. I'll add them to the post.

Any other suggestions?

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger D'Wayne 'Red' Mendoza said...

you clearly spend more time coming up with teh misspellings and grammatical errors than you spend thinking about what you're saying.

First: tHe (duh)

Second: Instead of bagging on allegedly spelling errors can you refute the substence of my orignal post: that the right thinG to do with extra money would be to give it to a charity that is all about buying Green Day CDs for disfortunate Palestinain Children?

Answer is simple. No

 
At 1:41 PM, Blogger minteh said...

He thinks "teh"™ is misspelled!

heh!™

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

As always, dean, your logic is beyond my capacity to refute.

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Refutation: that would be the "left" thing to do.

See, wasn't that easy?

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

hawk,

out of curiosity, if we wanted to do a more targeted "hawk sent us" bit of support to the troops you know, how would we go about it?

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Would that be Slim "Bullfrog" Whitman?

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger D'Wayne 'Red' Mendoza said...

As always, dean, your logic is beyond my capacity to refute.

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.


Yeah.

Do you rememeber that one time on Welcome back Kotter (this cool show on TVLand) when Epstein got beat up by Beau de La Barre? Thats what this is like some times. I feel like Beau when Epstein was coming at him trying to get in a fight and Beau was all like: "what ever" then Epstein finaly got to him and Beau totaly took him down a notch.

Thats what this feels like

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Heifer Project bump.

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Hey, if we get one more box of paperbacks to those guys doing cleanup in Fallujah and Ramadi, or a few chicks to some struggling folks in Uganda, we did good. Thanks for the forum, Sulla. Now I'm crying!

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Dean,

Mr. Kotter. That brings back memories.

Odd, though. From your photo, I'd have pegged you for an Arnold Horshack flashback.

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hose,
Your comment has been properly Deb-posited in all its Frischy goodness for all to enjoy.

Doesn't that bring a tear to your eye?

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

And before any of you randy bastages start in on sending chicks to Uganda, I meant the little fuzzy feathered kind!

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Horshak - ". . . .An old and respected name. It means 'The cattle are dying.'"

Good call.

 
At 2:04 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Blizz: And before any of you randy bastages start in on sending chicks to Uganda, I meant the little fuzzy feathered kind!

That sounds just ducky!

 
At 2:05 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Hawk,

That would be great! Thanks.

Blizz, the best that can come out of this whole mess is that we use it as a launching point for happiness - making friends with each other, and looking for ways to reach beyond.

Frisch herself may be a lost cause; that's her choice. But DHD has already done some good (tell me more about that printer, Hawk!) and that goodwill has real power.

Consider the headlines. "Peace broke out in the middle east today, thanks to the generous contributions of the Don't Hire Deborah Frisch Humanitarian Fund..."

 
At 2:15 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Hawk,

lmao!

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hawk,
When do we get to hear about the Silver Star ceremony? (or did I miss it in one of the all-night blogstravaganzas?)

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Put the 5 bucks in Jeffs tip jar with a note from me. That'll do just fine.

Hawk...what was the USB gizmo you were telling me about that I can put my old drive in so I can get the files then use it as a back up?

And who the hell keeps farting in here?

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Again...guys...last night...I wasn't pissed. I was laughing and having fun.

Relax. Unlike people who are sue happy, I don't let trolls and idiots...Liberal or Conservatives or whatever...get to me. They just get ignored and end up stinking like a dirty wet fart.

 
At 2:23 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

hawk, if you'd like to send a copy of the files to me, I'll try to get it all posted.

armyofdavids@gmail.com

 
At 2:27 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

hosedragger,

It did look like you were having fun.

But as muses go? That freckled poetry-slam Hooters girl is WAAAY hotter than Douchebag McJokenstein. Your tuesday output was freakin' inspired.

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ducky:

Thanks for letting us know about teh latest whatt® dropping. It looks like teh crazy® is settling in for a loooong three day weekend.

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Holy cow.

Sulla, be a dear and start a new thread; I believe the moose is on the loose tonight.

What do they call this in the UK and Canada? The day after Frischmas? Boxing Day!!

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

ducky;

Oh Lordy, she's babbling about her ex and her ex-ex, she's been making noises about listening to "doc rox"'s answering machine again.

(channeling Samuel L. Jackson):

Run! run as fast as you fucking can!

She's HORNY!

I'm taking a chaimsaw to the mooring lines and drifting out through the Capes.

Regards;

 
At 2:40 PM, Blogger tesla said...

Ducky, thanks for grabbing the goods. Wow, off the deep end for sure. Will poor ole Deb never learn?

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger minteh said...

thanx, duck~~savez me a trip :)

"...our own private September 11 around July 4, 2006...."

Can anyone say, PRETENTIOUS???

I'm sorry for teh shouting. :)

p.s. no, alas~~I'm not *that* Tim
p.p.s. teh!™

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

hawk,

Got the mail - thanks.

New post for discussing Friday Follies.

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Thanks for the info on the new post.

I'm screenshotting and emailing to Jeff.

 

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