Evening thread
Another busy day. But some good stuff in the threads as well.
Comments closed for the previous posting, but feel free to comment here. Thanks again to Hawk for helping us honor a good man.
posted by Cthulhu @ 3:54 PM
99 comments
99 Comments:
Sweet. Godzilla with Matthew Broderick is on.
Hawk,
Have you thought about offering this to BlackFive? They honor today's heroes all the time, precisely so the LACK of recognition our Vietnam heroes were treated to is avoided.
The chance to honor a true hero from that era may interest them.
yay! we get to talk about matthew "disgrace to Navy SEALs" Heidt!
we get to talk about blackfive a.k.a. niggacinq!
bring it on, all you soldiers who have risked your lives for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
bring it ephing on, peeps.
Yay! Fred pressed F4!
Ms. Frisch:
Please tell us, without crying if possible, about your experiences in jail and the stalking and harrassment charges.
oh man, this looks good!
kooky kristian krap AND a chance to talk to the folx who are being blown to smithermarines (and blowing babies to smithereens) 4 nada!
thank you sulla!
thank you sinner!
Thanks for dragging more members of the military into this!
Could you ask matthew "a-hole disgrace to navy SEALs" to comment here asap?
puh-leeze try to get the phoquephace to tawk 2 me!
get it? phoquephace (seal in french=phoque!!!)
phoque you, matthew heidt.
Ms. Frisch:
Please tell us, without crying if possible, about your experiences in jail and the stalking and harrassment charges.
wrong matthew, Dr. Deborah Frisch of the Women's Correctional Facility #36.
I believe your comedy coach encouraged you to focus on POSITIVE emotions.
oh, and Deb?
There's a Volkswagon parked outside. Better check your fridge.
Like I said...best Frischbait yet.
Hey Debbiekins...tell us how you liked jail? you sniveling coward.
Seems you were smoking a little crack today huh?
Or is it just your voices telling you to do these things?
Why don't you go to the local recruiting station, walk inside and spew this filth there?
Why won't you? Are you a spineless little coward? Are you only big and brave while hiding in your little room safe behind your keyboard?
Tel mey Little Debbie Sticky Buns...do you think the bull dykes in prison will take you as a Word Warrior as they beat the living shit out of you for stalking a 2 year old and saying they are targets and fair game? Will you yell out that you have a PhD. as they are stomping your head and raping you with broom sticks? Do you think this is a joke that you can laugh out of?
ANSWER MY QUESTIONS LITTLE BABY COWARD!!!!
come on, you pathetic sissified peeps! don't tell me you are baquing down in terms of getting matthew "i luv jeff "sissybaw" goldstein" heidt to appear live and in person here on dhd!
we want matt!
we want matt!
come on matt man!
get that pathetic excuse for a Navy SEAL here!
do it sulla!
do it sinner!
get that pissant here!
Anyone else smell frish...uh, I mean fish?
Oh, Hi Deb, didn't see you slither in.
Mind crossing your legs please.
which joke do you like better - count without the O or snatchel?
Deb, I believe a Mr. Beau DeLaBarre is here to see you.
Looks like the "entertainment" has arrived. ;)
which of you peeps is most likely to denton yourself? I'd vote for hosedragger or denny crane. any other candidates for MOST LIKELY TO DENTON ONESELF?
the entertainment has arrived!
Which do you prefer, Deb? top bunk or bottom?
sulla: Mr. Beau DeLaBarre
sounds mysteriously intriquing. please, pray tell, tell all!
matthew broderick - that's the guy that steve dubner wants to phuque, right?
Ms. Frisch:
Please tell us, without crying if possible, about your experiences in jail and the stalking and harrassment charges. How often do you talk to your $250 an hour lawyer? Why was he only $200 an hour when you bragged to Ed Abbey friends about him?
To Dr. Deborah Frisch, PhD.
Why is it Frischmas every bloody Thursday?
Is it because you now have to pay to get into Peabody's on Wednesday nights?
And pay more if you want to perform?
I believe Dean04 has the details.
yeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!!!
I told you to give me the name and addres of your attorney. Do as you are told!!!
After all, I know you have told him all this, but I want to make sure he sees what a dirty piece of disgusting pig vomit you are. I want him to know he is destroying his career by having a pedophile like you as a client.
come on coward, give me his address.
I've been trying to "Denton" my self with a razor across my wrists but I use an electric and so far all I got is a bad rash.
Yoda -
Check your email!
Please state for the record, Dr. Frisch, the driving force behind your insistence that "count without the O" is funny.
Seriously. What makes that so funny to you?
But hurry. There's footprints in the butter.
hosedragger is going to denton himself tonight!
stay tooned!
Answer my questions you stinky gash. Coward. You low life yellow bellied pedophile. Answer them. tell us how you will like getting fisted by a 300 pound murderer in jail?
You do know that's coming right? Is that why you are doing this? because noone will touch you and even your parents don't want you to call them anymore?
Why do you like making your mommie cry bitch?
adios, hosedragger!
ciao, openacanatuna!
you are probably both sockpuppets of the count without the O.
Hey Brenda!
How's the helmety goodness treating you?
denton yourself NOW, hosedragger!
adios, you droppings from satchel's diaper!
[Puts on vintage '30s hat with "PRESS" sign in the hatband]
Dr. Frisch...Dr. Frisch...
Please tell us about your arrest and the stalking charges.
Dark!®
that ith tho thpecial, yoda.
i luv men in uniformth!
ooh.
hot.
Oh, and there she is. Special Deb.
If you want to talk to anyone you don't see commenting here, you know 'live' and 'in person' (you are SUCH an idiot), you'll have to visit their blog. This one is strictly voluntary and if they wanted to have anything to do with you they'd make that know.
Putz.
Deb,
Do you still have an attorney? Or are your current attempts at negotiations a fallback position now that you are representing yourself?
What would it take for you to unplug yourself completely from the Internet for, say, one year? Do you have a price in mind?
yoda's queer. who else wants to come out?
denny crane? hosedragger? sulla? sinner?
come on, boyth who luv count cockula!
Hey hose [nudge]
I think the manly one with the adam's apple and big knuckles is making eyes at you. No. The other one. The one spilling red wine down her shirt and calling it a Pollack print. Yeah, watch out.
i forgot about the faghag brenda!
you ain't gonna denton yourself, are you hon?
Joe -
Any day with helmety goodness is a good day! Rapping aliens...surely another sign of the coming Apocalypse. With choreography!
See, what you don't understand through all the voices in your head, is that unlike you...I have a job, friends, family, children, money, a life, hobbies...everything you wish you had...PLUS I make over twice a year than you made in your BEST year.
Are you screaming yet? Are you crying into your arms yet? I love when you cry. Your tears of unfathomable sorrow brings joy to me. I know you cry everytime I remind you of all you have coming to you. Of how your cellie is going to rape you every night then make you fix her beds and shine her shoes. Of how pathetic and sad your little pathetic excuse for a life is. Of how much of a coward you are and how scared of life and your near future you are.
I also know what you are contemplating right now and I say do it. Don't fuck around about it...do it. Or are you an even bigger coward than I give you credit for
Ms. Frisch:
Please tell us about the stalking and harrasment charges. Please tell us how many hours/days you were in jail.
I can not imagine the force of (ill) will required to reject every shred of advice offered by family, friend (and foe) and to continue to engage in such puerile activity.
I can not imagine the (self-inflicted) circumstances required to narrow one's vision of life down to simply and only sitting in front of a computer to "engage" in mudslinging at unknown entities.
Well, have fun Deb. Some of us actually have a life and it's time to step away from this (which, for us, is only a TEMPORARY place of mind and time wandering/squandering - not the sole reason for existence and the highlight (lowlight?) of our day and existence).
Damn Hose, I think you may have stumbled across a very effective shithead repelant.
Yoda...enjoy the new avatars. My favorite is the "Recognize" one.
Use the force, Yoda.
Hurry. Annakin's mainlining the Dark Side something fierce.
Yoda:
That's our special Ms. Frisch. Bringing her own special brand of light and warmth everywhere she goes.
Special Deb -
Could you possibly be under the impression that you might be able to insult me in some way?
I would have to have some smidgen of respect for you to care one iota about your insults.
Hmmm...checking...checking...nope, not one smidgen.
Dr. Frisch,
Can you please explain your predilection for homophobic taunts?
Wow Deb, what a mouth you have. Did you ever consider a career in pourn? Hint: it's funny without the "u". That was really funny, wasn't it? That was like really, really funny. That was almost the funniest joke ever.
SNAP!!!
err... I think I just broke my arm patting myself on the back. Going for a bandaid. Back soon.
Porn with a U?
HAHAHAHA!
Now that's an alphabet joke I can get behind.
Where's dean0? That would make this thread complete.
If Deb is looking for a church to join that she'd fit right in with, may I recommend Fred Phelps?
Oh, Deb:
I am Jeff Goldstein.
Dark!®
DF: Waaaahhhhh!!! Nobody loves me. My mommie and daddy cut me off and won't talk to me. More people are trying to serve me with RO's just because I call them 50 times a day. And that comic chic thinks I am an idiot even when I told her that I want to be on her. Waaaaahhhh!!!! Why won't people love me??? I'll show them...I'll show them all. Where is Teh Vodka. I'll go and make an absolute ass of my self and prove what a liar I am. Maybe that way they'll love me. Waaaahhhhh!!! Why am I such a little crybaby coward? Waaaahhhhhh!!!!
Okay. F4 key is banned.
No more F4.
Bad f4! no biscuit!
Hawk
Thanks so much for sharing - it made me all teary - in the good way.
Thanks again.
hosedragger is the count with the wife without the O, right?
am i on 2 youse guyz or what!
Too late sulla, Deb's already a regular member at Our Lady the Pedophile.
yoda luvs 2 do marines and seals, right!
you're the real count cockula, yoda!
Seriously, deb.
What the ever living HELL is it with that dumbass "without the O" thing?
Were you denied Cheerios as a kid?
funny you should mention PEDOPHILE.
Jeff Goldstein is the guy who thinks it is funny to do a riff on a children's cereal that leads to COCK!
Hey, Satchel! Want a BIG bowl of Count Cockula for breakfast!
CUM on now, Satchel!
Eat your breakfast or else daddy will get mad!
Or lifesavers.
That's it.
No O. No lifesavers.
You're saying "don't help me."
Puzzle solved.
That'll be $250.
Just remember to tip up Deb. Otherwise you may just nick C4 and be paralyzed and not be able to attack children.
Looks like the amazing hit-and-run coward has run off again.k
Why does she bother? I'm certainly not going to be chasing back after to her blog. Anybody else feel the urge?
If so:
Fight it, fight the evil!
eat your breakfast, satchel!
Ah, Dr. Deb.
Keep going. The Goldsteins' lawyer is all over this thread.
Alt+PrintScreen.
Alt+PrintScreen.
Alt+PrintScreen.
Money in the bank.
keep taunting me, hosedragger. it keeps me motivated to make jokes about jeffrey todd count cockula golstein and his son satch count junior cockula goldstein!
keep it going, hosedragger!
i'm sure jeffrey todd goldstein is luvving this!!!!
Deb:
We need to do another take for coverage. Could you do it again just like that, but with more rage and vitriol?
Roll camera.
Sync.
Action.
I keep telling you: I am Jeff Goldstein!
keep it going, sulla!
you are ringing the cash register for the count and his orgasm-less wife!
So everything comes back to Goldstein.
Why?
Why was being banned so important to you?
How was being banned "exiting with honor"?
Are you all sure that warriordumot is her? I can't buy that she's really that off.
Sulla -
I dunno, for some reason the whole Cheerios thing just cracked me up.
"No Cheerios for you, Special Deb."
Frisch has a new IP
71.34.254.109
poor richard l. smith is turning over in his grave at being disgraced by being affiliated by you pathetic pieces of shit.
(I'll keep her talking. Someone call the authorities.)
I think she's British. See, over there, it's humour.
I get it...Deb is a Can't Understand Normal Thinking self-hating dykes who can't even get the D cells to work. Did it piss you off when your hand fell asleep on you Deb? Is that it?
Cry little coward. Let those tears stream. It brings me great joy...
What's the matter crazy pants. You are honry enough for that 300 pound bulldyke that you want to get arrested tonight? Will Mumsie and Daddums bail you out this time?
Why don't you go out tonight and talk to a statue. After all...they are the only ones who aren't telling you to STFU...does it hurt when Mumsie tells you she doesn't love you anymore?
Are you going to cry all night? Or will you stop long enough to ride your Schwinn to the liquor store?
See that, Deb? I turned your pissant O joke and made someone laugh with it.
That's one more than you.
That's how a professional comic makes magic happen.
timmy boy is here!
yay!
i luv to hate tim more than i luv to hate any of you other a-holes!
bring it on, you shithead graduate of the economics department at the university of oregon!
joe stone and van kolpin and bill harbaugh ought to be PUKING in the toilet bowl at having spawned a piece of shit motherfucking pissant like you, tim.
Hosedragger -
Well, there you go. Deb says it's alllll your fault.
You have been bad. Very, very bad. Ask your freckled muse to punish you right away.
Jesus Chrysler Debass. Still don't get it do you. Everytime you mention the kid you further prove what a perverted, no talent, dim-witted ass you are. Hello! Anybody in there?
Deb,
Would you care to comment on the restraining order?
That's right Ms. CCFCCP...it's all mine and Sulla's fault. Will you use that as an excuse in court? Will you be screaming that as they lead you handcuffed into the receiving jail? dID YOU LIKE THE BODY CAVITY SEARCH?
i CAN HEAR IT NOW...
"cURSE YOU hOSEDRAGGER...THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! i AM SUCH A WEAK WILLED LITTLE SPINELESS COWARD i COULD NOT RESIST YOUR TAUNTS. i NEED TO STALK. cURSE YOU. i WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE DARNED vbs'ERS"
Well, my return back to "real life" got interrupted, but now it really IS time to sit down with the rest of the family.
It's a dark and stormy night here (but don't worry, no shots will ring out and no maids will scream).
The wind is blowing heavy on the house, so it's a perfect night for some family viewing of a "spooky" DVD.
Before I go, a parting suggestion to everyone here:
The best way to deal with Deb is to enjoy your own life.
I've got better things to do with my life than to trade insults with her.
Until Deb learns that she doesn't (have better things to do), she will never want to leave this world where she is very, very "popular" and everyone wants to talk with her.
lanie:
It's her. She said so on her own blog.
Oh...not nearly as much as your mumsie and daddums are embarrassed for having you. Doesn't it piss you off that they were pro-life? Don't you have any remorse for what you are putting them through? Maybe you should call all their friends and tell them not to be ashamed of them. After all, you can't control yourself and you are just fighting the good fight.
Can you stop crying long enough to do that? Be careful, you are scaring the dog. Hey...got any peanut butter?
"In thy faint slumbers I by thee have watch'd
And heard thee murmur tales of iron wars ... "
--Shakespeare, Henry IV, Part I
Consider a gift to the Ia Drang Scholarship Fund
Fake or not? Who knows, who cares. Anyone sick enough to take on her persona is equally bad as she is.
Fire away, peeps!
I knew there was a reason I liked you RZ. You got big braims. She's kind of like the boogieman under the bed, ignore it and it'll go away.
zealot...
Thank you for being a voice of reason.
What I love is that she thinks she'll actually get a chance to "tawk" to Jeff G or Froggy over here. Poor lady.
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this thread is closing. Please move to new digs.
What a pathetic coward. Nothing worse than a coward, and then when you add everything else she is...it's no wonder she spends all her free time crying about her life and what she is. How horrible it must be to be her. Thank God for all I have...for she will never have 0.00000000000001% of it.
is it live or is it memorex?
all you graduates of protein wisdom who luv dat turing wurd ought to try to do a REAL turing test RIGHT now to see if this is
really me!!!
go 4 it, turing testers!
ask a question that is sure to separate a faux from a vrai moi!
akse away, peeps.
let the turing test begin.
Hey VBS'ers! She still doesn't understand point and click.
Ms. Frisch:
Were the people in prison helpful when you asked lots of questions too?
So, has it been hot where you all are? Been hotter than 2 rats screwing in a wool sock around here for weeks.
vacation bible school
i don't get it.
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