Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Maybe we wont hear from Beau again....
From: Beau Peyton
Date: Sep 12, 2006 11:59 AM
Subject: Re: [Abbeyweb] Happy Birthday
To: abbeyweb@abbeyweb.net

Thanks for the warm wishes.

This day, which marks the 44th year I've been on this planet, is significant.

It marks the day when I officially and irrevocably gave up all hope for homo sap and decided to withdraw, to the greatest degree possible, to a very small circle of trusted friends and family members and away from society at large.

My private life is forever closed except to a very small number of people.

I think the best thing that can happen to the planet is for some plague to kill a few million humans, starting with the jackals that go out of their way to make life miserable for other living things.

I will not be posting here or elsewhere again. Life is simply too short to spend it sitting in front of a keyboard arguing with people about things you can't change. It's too short to endure childish insults, threats and harassment from cowardly strangers.

But I do appreciate those of you that took time to read and respond to the things I've written. I tried to contribute something of value and interest.

For those I've had conflicts with, I apologize for any rudeness of behavior and hope the best for you.

Warm wishes to all who come here for the fellowship, constructive dialog, stories and humor. To all others, a plague upon your house.

Beau
(Thanks to XXX - if you want credit say so)

Too bad too, it was getting to be fun to hammer Beau.

I think I will try once more:


If that doesn't do it, maybe this one will:



Thanks to Fred for the idea!

74 Comments:

At 11:56 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

EGAD!

Maybe that wasn't such a great idea after all!

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

So is this supposed to be BoBo's social suicide note?

And if he wants a plague on jackals that do wht he described, wouldn't that make him the first plague victim?

(Playing that victim CARD 53 again)

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

OMG. Three snorts and a sniggle!

That is just tooooooo funny. I dribbled my caffeine-free coke.

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Only a dribble, Brenda?

Rats

 
At 12:05 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

rabbit -

They never get hit in the Armageddon they imagine. They are the TRUE pure ones. Living in the woods with no electricity or phone service. Eating twigs and berries.

Wait, that wasn't what he meant at all? He'll still have all the comforts of modern society, just won't deal with us lesser beings anymore?

Good luck with that!

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Sinner -

AND three snorts and a sniggle.

I believe that's the first three-snorter so far.

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger norma said...

No credit needed, boss.

Just happy to do my duty as an upstanding VBS gerbil.

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I guess, Sinner, that Bobo showed teh DHD gerbil-in-chief "YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME".

 
At 12:12 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

[Turns volume of DHD MoP Irony Alert System® to 11]

HEH!...EH!...eh!...eh!...eh!...

[Ooops...a little too much echo, there; sorry!]

Fred -

I've been trying to figure out who Beau reminded me of; thanks!

Tim -

I appreciate your efforts re Teh Deb Abbey Files; it's a treasure-trove of propaganda gold.

Man...so much material ripe for scathing snark, not enough time.

I gotta go back and finish the previous thread...

 
At 12:12 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Noted in passing;

"My private life is forever closed except to a very small number of people."-Beau

How can I ever cope with the loss?

"Warm wishes to all who come here for the fellowship, constructive dialog, stories and humor. To all others, a plague upon your house."

Yeah...fuck you too, ace.

"I think the best thing that can happen to the planet is for some plague to kill a few million humans, starting with the jackals that go out of their way to make life miserable for other living things."

Gotta watch hoping for shit like that...you never know if you have "Head of the Line" privileges and never even knew it.

So...who is this cheerful schmuck, and why should I care?

Friend of Frisch's?

Regards;

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I always rather liked BoBo.

No, what, that's BooBoo. I always liked BooBoo. And Boo Cat.

BoBo is a scary clown.

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Boo Kitty.

I don't know who Boo Cat is, but it's probably a perfectly nice cat.

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

kentuckyjoe
When I think of Teh Deb and beau in the context of Jung and archetypal criticism ( i.e. your brilliant juxtaposing of John Henry, Commodore Vanderbilt and beau's plague wish) my head starts to spin. You've tapped into a rich Gerbil vein....

 
At 12:18 PM, Blogger So Long and Thanks For All The Frisch said...

Bye, bo. We hardly knew ye. And such a blessing that is!

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Sinner!

Dude!!!

You've been beating up on Barry Manilow?

You FIEND!!!

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

/sarc

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

I'm sure this has been noted, but along with her posts reappearing at random, the comments seem to have undergone some ritual cleansing. Only two comments in the top post, and zero comments in the following five or six. She doesn't think that is going to help her cause, does she?

It appears that our dear Deb has jumped teh shark...Teh poo flinging and monkey dancing may have come to an anticlimactic end. Sad for our viewing pleasure, but good news for those that haven't abandoned her forever.

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Yoda-you think we could write a children's novel interweaving these character's could we not? Kind of like "Fried Green Tomatoes?" Something like "Heau's Root Beer Stand" featuring the evil Frisch troll on her kiddie train, and an enchanted socialist forest called the land of Rise up, where the sun is replaced by a sickle and hammer?

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

illinois -

As she has already proven, Debbie is nothing if not constantly ready to moveon. She'll find another roost to foul shortly.

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

'They are the TRUE pure ones. Living in the woods with no electricity or phone service. Eating twigs and berries. "

Wasn't that from the pictures of their gathering?

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I think Manilow is fitting...especially when you pronounce his name the way I do:

Barely Manenough!

Works, no?

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

We work to create revolution and a free society in the here and now by building alternative communication infrastructure designed to oppose and replace the dominant system.

Um, you mean like the intertubes? (Shhh...Don't tell the poindexters at Riseup.net about it.)

I think the best thing that can happen to the planet is for some plague to kill a few million humans, starting with the jackals that go out of their way to make life miserable for other living things.

I'm kind of guessing Beau isn't referring to our friends the Mohammedans, here. Or our bête noire.

I'll bet he's talking about rodents. Small, cute, furry ones.

YOU MONSTER!

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

kentuckyjoe

I'm wondering if somebody already wrote that book.....oh yeah, it's callled "It Takes a Village to Raise a Child".

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

kentuckyjoe

Joe
BTW, I'm right up the road from you in LexTown. Deb may actually be our mayor....

 
At 12:38 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Boo Boo Bear!

Would that make Doktor Dweb Yogi?

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger Poindexter said...

Someone called?

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Yoda...OMG. Did you know anyone on Flight 5191? I think your mayor is a mite right of Deb.

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

paddy -

Wash your hands with soap, right now! Booboo would never, ever hang with Debbie! Booboo would never be fooled into thinking evil Debbie was good Yogi.

Even if Debbie is (technically) dumb as a fence post.

 
At 12:43 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Paddy:

BeauDisRegard

Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What a pretentious asshat.

 
At 12:44 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I'm over at Tim's reading up and I have to say...wow.

I guess it must be love? I mean, while else would she be so obsessed with me and want my number.

Ewwwww....

Too funny. So I am this Matthew Heidt guy and John Henry? Who else am I?

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

Joe
I did. An accountant I've worked with was on the flight. He was a great guy, smart,humble and witty. He would have loved the DHD site.

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

You are the man of her dreams.

Pucker up, big boy! She's acomin' for ya.

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"- by far, the most threatening and disgusting of the bunch. "

My my my...

And exactly HOW, prey tell, am I threatening? I have never called her, never e-mailed her, never made a violent word to her.

What, prey tell, have I done that would make her feel threatened? Hmmmm?

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

You're Jeff Goldstein, of course.

Wait... I am Jeff Goldstein!

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

joeschmoe: is your avatar guiding jets in on the runway?

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

The repeated use of the word prey is not going to calm her fears any.

I'm justs saying...

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

KJoe:

Yup, that's what that little guy is doing.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

I'm terribly sorry Yoda. One of the women in our office had two cousins on the flight, and another woman had a next door neighbor.

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

KJoe:

Have you heard anything on the co-pilot's condition?

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"I am getting real close to filing a restraining order"

Just like you were close to filing charges?

Just like you were going to sue countless people?

Just like you were about to work for a Senator?

How many things have there been that she was "Just about to?"

 
At 12:50 PM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Hose-I believe she called you "hosedagger." Which in her alternative sexuality state might be a freudian slip towards you! If she ever finds out there was a missing "r" she might fall in love with you!

 
At 12:50 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Just about got a new girlfriend at that rally...

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger NedraZ said...

Please visit my blogspot if you are not busy.

www.nedralives.blogspot.com

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

joeschmo-he is out of a coma, but has not regained consciousness. I'm not sure how that's possible, but that's what they said. They did say that he WOULD make it.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger kentuckyjoe said...

Bye all. Have a great day Folks!

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

[To the tune of "Car 54, Where Are You?"]

There's a furor o'er at BlackFive
Ace of Spades' been flung with poo
There's a screaming match at Abbey's
And Beau's bidding us adieu
Someone's threatened J.G.'s child,
DHD has been defiled
Card 53, where are you?

p.s. - I am Jeff Goldstein.

And Froggie.

And HoseDragger.

 
At 12:55 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

Joe
The loss has touched a lot of people in Central Kentucky. I used to take that flight every Sunday a few years ago when I was commuting to Atlanta. Give your associates and friends my best. They are in our prayers.

 
At 12:55 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Bye Kjoe!

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

bye, kjoe.

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

WHAT-AN-ASSHAT!!!!

Oh my God...such and endless amount of hilarity from just one post.

Hahahahah!

I gotta tell ya, feeling threatened by someone who questions her about her need to continually feel and say that a 2 year old is
Fair Game", to get medical attention and blog about just how dangerous and wrong she is really takes the cake. I just know she had Googled my nick in the hopes of finding something. My apologies to the other "Hosedragger's" in the internet that my be attacked by this sick woman.

I also love the way she thinks there is only one person that lives in this state and it must be me. That would explain why everyone from California who tells her what a sick piece of filth she is HAS to be me.

Deeeebbbbiiiieeeee....you are barking up the wrong trrrreeeeeeee.

What an absolute and utter asshat...in every sense of the Debinition of the word.

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

And it's time for me to face the horror of the commute home, again.

We who are about to face I-85 salute you.

Phuuuuutt!

 
At 1:01 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Bye, BrendaK!

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger Kelly said...

I guess it must be love? I mean, while else would she be so obsessed with me and want my number.

hose, she's jealous you didn't send her any of those photos . . .

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

You guys will NEVER guess what I found.

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger OttavaRima said...

do tell, hose.

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Check it out...


FIREMAN GERBIL AVATAR!!!!

 
At 1:09 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Fearing a Fireman...

Says alot about her character, no?

 
At 1:09 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Awesome!

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

You know, I am starting to feel sorry for Teh Frichinator.

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I have an idea of something we can do to make her not so wound up and Teh Crazee

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

We tkae up a collection...not that much as I have a Sam's Club account...

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

And buy her a couple of bricks of "D" cell batteries. I mean look at her...it is obvious she keeps running out.

 
At 1:18 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Oh...hey SuperSleuth Dwebbie...there is another clue for you.

I...shop...at...Sam's...Club

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

One thing I'm disappointed in BeauDisRegard is that he was supposed to straighten us "rubes" out. And then he quits the internet. There you have it.

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Hose, you're thinking too small.

a few D cells ain't gonna cut it.

She needs something gasoline powered.

Or biodeisel - we know she's environmentally sensitive.

I think the top of the line model is called the Abbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeiiiyeeehah!

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

We must have really hurt his sensitive feelings. Poor guy. Well, let that be a lesson to ya...

If you can't play with the big gerbils, stay in your own cage.

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Uh oh...I did something to my blog that screwed up the entire sidebar and I can't fix it. It happened when I linked Tim's site. I removed the link thinking that would fix it, but it didn't. CRAP!!!

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Oh...like maybe the Biford model 3000 turbo drive with the manual clutch?

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

You are the man, Hose.

You too Sinner.

But please...those Manilow shots on the main page are giving me a rash.

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

HoseDagger,

I really like your little ax. And I'm thinking of a biodiesel edge trimmer. They really shake! And they don't fall over very easily.

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

. . . or so I've heard.

 
At 1:42 PM, Blogger tim said...

Hi Fred~~

I just left you a reply on teh
last thread~~thanks.

teh!™

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

New thread is up, when y'all want it.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Oh...like maybe the Biford model 3000 turbo drive with the manual clutch?

Yeah, that might last her a few weeks.

I refuse to recommend a Harley - which WOULD do the trick - because a testimonial from her would damage the reputation of yet another Great American Institution.

 

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