"Here is comes":
krazee kapitalism!For the record, I have made, and do not intent to make, a single thin dime from this site. If you want to tip me, tip Jeff instead and let me know so I can update the Jeff-o-meter in the sidebar. Of course, there are ... what are they called... advertisements on the page...
Just went to check out the bloggarazzi site and learned that a mofo named sinner has made $76 off of my cray zee and I've only made $10.
Dat don seem rot 2 me, folx.
Luv the terror alert though. Very funnee.
Posted by Deb at 02:33 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
That revenue also goes to Jeff.
Raising the Deb-O-Meter... it looks to be ON
posted by Sinner @ 2:59 PM
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47 Comments:
It ON like Donkey Kong!
People won't give her money because they're worried about how she might use it.
This should be fun.
I'm reminded of the taxi-driver's line before the first fight in Superman 2:
"Man, this is gonna be GOOD!"
:D
Well, comments were restored rather quickly, hmmmm?
Snuck over for a peek; I see Sinner got some linky love from our heroin®(sic).
Because she is like a drug to us; it's almost like having, I dunno, a monkey on our backs.
A monkey that dances.
Sinner:
How can I get the threat meter for my blog?
That thing has to spread thru the blogosphere!
you have to ask Sulla if it's OK. He made the original graphic and I made the "current state" buttons
just right-click on the image and save it to your desktop, and then post it to your site.
If it's okay by Sinner, it's okay by me - anyone who wants it, go for it.
Hey, even Deb thought it was funny. :)
Sulla:
[shudder]
Ringing endorsement for teh funny®!
Hey, all.
Joeschmo, I think you won the comments crack contest with 'before midnight Oregon time'.
***************
*Chicolini, tell us what Joe has won.
*Rufus, Joe won the admiration of all his fellow VBSers, along with a lifetime supply of dried duck soup!
And the audience applauds wildly.
I'm taking a vow of silence on her site for awhile. I gotta wash my socks.
Believe it or not:
There has been a reply to the "room for rent" on CL, and it is LEGIT!
Some young guy who has his own post looking for a place responded. Or at least, that's what I heard thru the grapevine. There's no way I would know anything about that, since I certainly didn't write the ad..
For those that haven't seen it, here is an ad that somehow popped up on Craigs List in Eugene..
http://eugene.craigslist.org/roo/198437416.html
Might want to check Deb's comments on her latest post, specifically #2..
Hee Hee
Hi Deb:
Have you thought about getting a roommate? It might be nice to have someone to talk to, besides the stuffed animal, wooden monkey, and empty fisbowl. You should try Craigs List. I would recommend looking around at others ads, to see what they have written. You might get lucky and find a new friend.
Like me.
Posted by Concerned #1 at August 24, 2006 03:56 PM
Are comments on or off? I left two comments last night that didn't make it through Teh Crazee filter. I figured since I was kind enough to print her comment on my blog she would do the same. But I guess common courtesy doesn't work into her vocab. Here they are...and by the way, in the words of the immortal Barnyard Gumbel..."I'm not sure where you magic pixies came from, but I like your Pixie drink."
"Yeah, being put in handcuffs, brought befor "Da Man" and having to
post a 4000 dollar bond will do that to a person...or should. I would
have thought someone with a PhD. would not have needed such things and
would have been smarter than that...but I have been wrong before.
So, tell us all. You went in front of a judge the other day after
being taken into custody. Was it what you thought it would be? Was it
worth it? You made mention of the lawyers and judges in Colorado...you
remember...you called them alot of insulting names and I believe
refferenced whether they were gay. So...was this judge the same type
as that one? Come on, you have opinions about everyone. You were
obviously MUCH smarter and more intelligent than he was. Tell us all
about it./ How was the D.A.? Did you find him tasty? Did the metal of
the handcuffs make your nipples hard and harken you back to the days
of when women used to find you somewhat attractive enough to sleep
with?
You are leaving all of us hanging. We put in the time to make you a
star...you can't just not tell us how it turns out. You owe us."
Brenda:
Thank you, thank you. Dried duck soup, how's that work? Just add water? So. many. puns.
I figured she was going to pop a vein after the ciao, creeps sign off. That kind of language from Deb doesn't wind her down, it winds her up.
As for her criteria for letting which comments through or not, there's no logic. She said no teh, yet teh shows up. She said no cray zee, yet cray zee shows up. The only pattern I see is that the comments are short.
Hosedragger: chop 'em up, maybe they'll make it through. Otherwise, dunno. [shrug]
Oh, Brenda,
It was Fatwa who picked before midnight, I was auspiciously vague because I like covering my ass!
[splits bowl o' duck]
Here you go Fatwa, enjoy. Get your own water!
Where are:
Your protestations of innocence are getting suspicious.
Brenda:
Whaaaaaaaa?
I just know a guy, who knows a guy.
You know?
Fatwa -
Since Joeschomo has already eaten half your duck soup, the contest organizers have decided to award you an Extra Special Grand Prize!
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*Professor, tell him what he's won.
*Well, Spaulding, for Fatwa Arbuckle we have a lifetime supply of Animal Crackers, new and improved with Extra Zing!
Cheers, Joe; you're an honest lad, you are.
Brenda, the fact you so generously supplied the dried duck shows your good side; I'm climbing over now.
[I deserve eleven years in Twelveworth for that one]
I never win anything.
Delete "dried".
D'oh! These intertubes are confusing.
Brenda -
Will you run away to Freedonia with me?
Where:
Sure, I know some guys. I just don't know any guys who know WHO ANSWERED THE CRAIGSLIST ad.
Hosedragger will get it out of you...because (your cue, Hose).
I believe there might be a comfy chair in your immediate future.
Oops, wait. I didn't mean that you answered the ad. I mean that you are the only person I know who KNOWS THAT THE AD WAS ANSWERED!
Fatwa -
Is Mrs. Teasdale buying?
See, I've been with the clients-that-I-adore all day and this is what happens.
Can you imagine the madness when I've had to deal with clients I DON'T adore?
Fatwa:
What happened to Waldorf? Cookie Monster was only a guest muppet. Just getting ready to chow down, I suppose. Besides Waldorf probably could gum those cookies better since C-Mon (his g-dub) couldn't even get the crumbs down his gullet.
Read it all in Cookie Monster's Autobiography: "B" is for bulemia, and was very bad for me!
Ahhhh...this one is too strong. Cardinal Fang! Bring me....THE FLUFFY PILLOWS!!!!!
Debee is putting up back comments again. I just have one thing to say:
Awtaf, if you are reading this, DON'T DO IT. Sending a check, personal info and 'best of' requests would put you right in the target zone. Or on the deck.
Damnit!!! For some reason I got booted out. Teaches me to use someone else's laptop. Anyway...the COMFY PILLOWS!!!
You see, amongst our weapons is the use of other people's computers.
Joe and Brenda -
Will you join me in a cup of tea?
Re Waldorf / Cookie Monster: I know CM wasn't a regular on "The Muppet Show". While I am an irascible old man, I'm feeling more like a loveable fuzzy blue zhlub tonight.
Besides...me want cookie.
Sinner -
You made the Debazine front page!
Think she's 'pissed' (both meanings of the word) much?
Truly Frischmas in August, and teh gifts just keep coming.
Deb - see how much better this works when the COMMENTS ARE ON? Too bad you went back to the (oh, so superior) Debonics.
Fatwa:
Tea? Feh! I will join you for some good strong coffee.
Fatwa -
Got any Earl Grey? 'Cause I'm way too high maintenance for domestic Liptons.
It's amusing that there are both Monty Python and Marx Bros. sub-threads going simultaneously.
That doesn't mean we're nerds, does it?
Brenda - I currently stock both decaf and high octane Earl Grey. As well as English Brekkie Tea. And I've got a bunch of Jasmine tea packets from the local Hunan eatery.
Joe - I'm also a coffee-head; tend to like very dark; middlin' (or more) bitter. Not a Stabucks fan (which a friend of mine refers to as "colon augur").
Fatwa:
Mm-mm. Give me dark roast. I love a Sumatra or a Kenya bean. Mocha, but only if it comes from Yemen.
Yeah, I can't stand Starschmucks or Coffee Been There, Done That. Peets is okay, but I'd rather find the small independent and give them the business.
Joe - I wasn't a coffee drinker until I lived in S.F. many moons ago. I walked through North Beach on the way to work; it was redolent with the smell of just-this-side-of-burnt dark roasting from two different places. Mingled with baking bread.
I discovered that I'd never had real coffee.
Fatwa:
The Bay Area was great for my coffee, beer, wine, and liquor education, well, and astrophysics too, I suppose.
Nerds? NERDS? I perefer to think that we are witty, cultured and sophisticated devotees of trans-national humor.
Well, I'd like to think that, but...
I don't know about you, but I'm a geek.
Think you're hot, dontcha.
Well, I'll have you know I purchased two tapestry maps of Middle Earth for Christmas presents last year. And the recipients loved them, thankyouverymuch.
My only regret is that I didn't get one of Gondor for myself.
Hmm, you're geek-cred makes me all trembly inside. Call me geek-y instead. I do have to spend several hours a week on a puny bike seat in padded shorts. I'll just go back to slaying little demons on my RPG. [whimper]
No, no - the supplier of helmety goodness need wimper to no geekette. I bow before you -- plus I subscribed to those Clone videos.
And, those little shorts are padded?!
Who knew!
That really is a great idea, and if I'd known before I could have saved myself from some intensely personal bruising.
I love the innertubes. Where else could we learn so much?
I really can turn anything interesting into a boring dissertation just by explaining it. If you're brave, take a look here, to see people in colorful spandex.
Joe -
I had no idea. Y'all are a whole community of our own. Far from being boring, that's just fascinating.
What makes a cafe biker friendly?
Brenda:
It's a bit by word of mouth, but what qualifies it mainly, are outside tables, lots of places to lean very expensive bikes, and good sight lines to the coffee counter in case you're by yourself.
I got you all beat. You should see me in my Ren Fair outfit complete with sword and boots. The only one who has seen me is Lunarpuff but that was in my Class A's
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