Thursday, August 24, 2006

This post brought to you by a nice 12 year old single malt.

Goodnight! (I know its early, but Mr. Scotch calls and I don't post while tipsy)



At 6:30 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Linked without comment.

At 6:37 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


Come back! Orange alert! Target acquired: You!

I am truly honored to be the recipient of my very own rainbow alert system!

u rock, sinner!

u might could even take it up a notch if you tried to code for two dimensions and then use the fifth color to code for yet a third! power up your microscope and scrunch up your brow and try to focus on a dimension other than perceived inebriation. it'll be tough for you sinner, but I reckon if you do it in the morning, you might could give it the old college try!

Heh, "perceived inebriation," heh.

At 6:44 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Mellow setting in... not posting, but bumped the Alert Level.

My mood is too good to go over there, besides its hard to IP spoof when mellow... not to mention HTML code.

At 6:49 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

She has a point; I didn't spend a lot of time picking terms. I went with what I could do on a 15-min break with my pitiful MS Paintbrush skills.

"Inebriation" needn't refer specifically to alcohol; think "high on life," "drunk with power," "ragegasm," etc.

I did pick "batfrisch" for the overall "teh crazy" and "yeearrgh!" for the truly unhinged Howard Dean Nedrenaline boost beyond into the full bugnut spittle-flecked Ted Kennedy / Barbara Boxer / Cynthia McKinney / Joe Wilson menage a quatre of yellowcake freakin' evil.

Kinda tough to fit that into 9 letters or less.

At 6:51 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Eh, no comments yet, s'okay, the quoted part is the best part. Don't "scrunch up your brow" or nothing. Man,talk about lack of self-control. When is rock-bottom going to hit her big ass? Well, I'll keep hoping for tomorrow.

At 6:58 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Teh mellow clears a bit...

Just spitballing here, but what do you guys think about this:


At 7:06 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I'd like to keep the top two: yeeargh! and batfrisch. Descriptive and funny. So, I propose:


At 7:08 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Hola compadres!

It's 7:00 pm Thursday in the Frisch Time Zone.

Shouldn't she be well and truly en route to snot-slingin'/toilet-huggin' blotto by now?

I 'spect she'll be staggering to the ole "teh cray zee"-vision input/output device before too long.

It's not like she has a job...yes?

The days of her life stretch out before her, one disappointment and failure and crisis following the last.

The nights, lonely and friendless, comforted only by the buzz of teh WTF vodka and the glow from the computer monitor.

Typing out her pathetic fantasies where she is succesful and funny and respected...perhaps even loved.

Until the blackness of sleep welcomes her.


At 7:10 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Sinner, you have at last made the big time.

We're all so proud of you! (delicately dabs tear of pride from under eye)

At 7:11 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

bilgeman -

Ok, that almost made me feel sorry for her.


At 7:20 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...


And just before she escapes into the nothingness of sleep, she gets a fleeting glimpse of the concept of "Forever".

It is thus, and it shall ALWAYS be so.

Bottoms up, mates.

Splicin' the mainbrace on the pier tonight.


At 7:23 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Last two for tonight (I promise)





At 7:24 PM, Blogger Thelrax said...

OK Sinner Dude, I have said it before and will again...You ARE THE MAN!!!

Yer famous, Teh Crazee ladee now has you in her sights for the next contestant on Deb is a Nut Ball, I want to croud the already over worked cout systems with another meaning less law suit to satify my microsopic ego so I can buy more booze.

Sorry folks can't see the Princess drinking Vokda , wouldn't be good enough for her.,]

Hrrmm..Maybe for her next trick she will pull a Private Benjamin.

*Lurker mode engaged.*

At 7:27 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

[Time for some Frischmas carols]:

It's beginning to look a lot like Frischmas,
Ev'rywhere you go.......

[Sorry, I don't sound even a little bit like Johnny Mathis.]

At 7:35 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

Today's gone rather nicely - we've powered up from blue to DebCon Orange in a few hours.

Deb - see how it works when you apply yourself? When you deliver, we respond. Just don't f**k up and slack off again. We want teh crazy. Dance, monkey.

I guess I feel like the organgrinder whose monkey stopped dancing for a minute. The organ grinder thought maybe the monkey was sick, but it turns out that the monkey was only stopping to pick a particularly chunky piece of poo out of its anus. Everything's fine - the monkey's back to dancing. Let's crank the organ back up, our monkey's ready to shake its ass!



At 7:35 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Chances are,
though I wear a silly grin,
the moment her posts come to view,
Chances are that she'll be flinging poo.

At 7:44 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

how about

yeeargh! (hide the pets and dial 911)
batfrish (raging at specific targets)
snappish (picking fights)
cryptic (ebonic)
boring (normal)

At 8:13 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

My woozy riff on Sinner's last (substituting House members):


Sulla - Dug your rationale for "yeearrgh!", particularly menage a quatre of yellowcake freakin' evil.

Sorry about dropping the "nerd" bomb on the last thread and disappearing; had to take a call.


The thought occurs to me: I don't think I'd ever want any of you guys really pissed at me.

At 8:22 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hey Fatwa:

Did you see Deb's reply to "awtaf?" See, what a total Lurky McGurkin, a regular Lurk al-Lurkrahim from Lurkmenistan, a... what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, she's a lurker.

That's why I want to encourage everyone to just post your comments to her over here. She'll read them anyway, just like she reads every comment whether she rejects them or not.

How does rabbit put it? She's a slo-o-o-ow reader.

At 8:43 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

In the idiom of my people, "Well, shit!"

At 9:03 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Just a joke that got waaaaay out of hand. I know you're no dummy.

I'm just apologizing all over the floor tonight.

Early Onset Alzheimers. There's no other explanation.

At 9:19 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

The posting of maudlin limericks has begun. And yawn-worthy maudlin, at that.


"Nantucket" is not not used, so I shan't repost here.

This evening's dance performance is of poor quality; a pas de dull, if you will. And I'm tired.

A pleasant evening to all.

At 9:22 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Tarnation...just tried to erase my last (to fix the typo); ran into the same problem Brenda did.

Add a "feh" to my "meh".

At 9:52 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Oh my,

This thread is being quoted in der Frischer Haus.

Denn sie spricht die Franzoesisch, ich moechte sprechen der Deutch. Und mein Deutch ist sehr grammatisch, nicht das Hodgepodge der Franzoesisch und Ebonisch. Es ist zum Lachen. Sie ist ein lustiger Vogel.

At 9:57 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ja, der Krieger des Wortes ist hier.

Hallo, wie geht es Ihr?

At 10:00 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Krieger des Wortes:

Nichts zum Sagen? Das ist sehr schade.

Auf Wiederlesen.

At 10:03 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Branching out, Frischbait?

"Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear"

G'night. Don't let the batbugs bite.

At 10:16 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


That was interesting. It took her long enough to introduce herself over here.

At 10:21 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

It just took her a while to figure out how to sign up for one of those blogger accounts.

On account of how it's so difficult and all. /sarc*

*notation intended to inform frischy things with sarcasm-detection deficit

At 10:44 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

If anyone wants, I can provide the translations for the german text. I got so sick of the pigeon french, I thought I'd throw some proper foreign writing her way.

At 10:50 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Debbie has made one of her famous decision scientist decsions: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

No one from the left is willing to talk to her. Except that freak Chell with the goo-goo website, we are the only people still watching.

She's trying to learn comedy from us. We are the teachers & she is the student. She misses school so badly..

Also the chartruse color thing? That's old stuff she got out of her archives.

Her Debonics are getting lamer & lamer. (Hey that could be a law firm name).

Teh old gal is losing it & she knows it. She's reduced to playing tag with the "pissant VBS lynchmob".

She didn't need us when she thought our socks were real people. Now we are all she's got.

Don't get me wrong, I like us, I think we are great. But I'm one of us, she isn't. No matter how much she wants to belong here. She gets no tenure from me.

I did receive an email earlier from Boo Kitty, it read:
Debbie is a LIER!! BAN HER!!

At 10:55 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Joe, I don't even speak German, but I understood every word.

Ausgezeichnet. My Babel fish is working.

Kinda squishy tho.

To answer her question,
Ich habe kein Leben. Ich werde besessen gewesen. Ich werde betört. Ich bin in der Laden.

At 11:00 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

rabbit -

Ha! Boo Kitty is a keen judge of character.

At 11:04 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

as a final thought before I go to bed...

Dang. Two things you can count on in this world. The sun's gonna rise, and Teh Cycle ® is gonna happen.

There's just something about Tuhrsday....

At 11:07 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Man, that still gets me. When Boo Kitty and Nedra were "fighting."

Ah, good times.

At 11:13 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

It is still funnier that anything she's done,if I say so myself.

At 11:26 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Oh yes,

Teh Crazy® continues, but I cannot. 'Night Sulla, 'Night Brenda, 'Night Rabbit, 'Night Fatwa, 'Night Jonboy, etc.

At 12:21 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

My latest CCFCCP won't post comment:

"Showing once again your utter ininitive amount of ignorance, you come up with the talk about the tape and plastic. The alert was for a suspected biological attack. See, in my remember what those are right? They are what you should be looking for...we are trained in WMD response. The plastic and the duct tape was to seal your windows, doors and cracks in your house against leaks and drafts that would bring any chemical or biological agent into your dwelling when sheltering in place. It is quite effective, and on all our trucks and HazMat rigs we carry them.

Please, while we all enjoy Teh Crazee, your ability to speak droves about what you don't know is a bit old. Not only that, your willful spreading of ignorance and false information could end up getting someone hurt.

As someone has told you several times, use Google or any other similar search engine to do research on subjects you are unfamiliar with. It helps you sound like the intelligent person you wish you were.

Oh, and Nuclear energy is a line of sight thing. A simple barrier could mean the difference between life and death....that is if you aren't in the blast radius.

If you want to know more, I would be glad to inform you or anyone else. As much as I despise your politics and mind, I still am against people getting hurt...especially by their own stupidity.

Yes, I am a fireman/paramedic."

At 12:37 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I would think a true "word warrior" wouldn't be such a yellow bellied lying little pissing in her pants coward and either post all the comments sent to her, or at least make an attempt to take us on here. After all, if she is getting all these so called "threatening" comments, then what better way to get more of her legions on her side and make her case than to post them for all the world to see?

She won't though. She is spineless and a liar. She is jealous of all the attention and help others got for her evil and is left with nothing more than a crybaby mentality that makes one want to call the Wahhhmbulance for her.

Poor little baby thinks she should be getting paid. Thinks she deserves to be on T.V. over others with talent and who actually WORKED (damn...there's that word 'work' again) for everything they have without shitting where they eat.

The only thing left for her is to move to a big city, invest in a Sharpie and piece of cardboard and find a nice freeway offramp with a sign reading "Will PhD. for WTF Vodka"

I personnally love her latest bit of not accepting responsibility for her own actions. She is stating that she is such a weak minded fool and totally susceptable to suggestion that she is no longer allowing comments as her little tiny mind will have to follow them. Even her mummie and daddums is telling her not to do it because they don't want to keep bailing her out of jail and she is embarrassing them to their friends.

Wow, and I used to think you actually had to be intelligent and think for yourself to get that coveted PhD.

Oh well, I'll just have to live with the knowledge that I make over TWICE what she made and have no degree at all. I think she should chew on that for awhile.

So c'mon Little Debbie snck cake. I posted your comment at my site. The least you could do is show some common courtesy and post mine. Or weren't you raised by parents cultured enough to teach you such things as manners and courtesy?

At 5:06 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Clean up on aisle ten... bring a mop.

At 5:08 AM, Blogger Ashurbanipal said...

I've been following this Frisch thing for a while, and I'm convinced that the poor woman is suffering from bipolarism, commonly known as manic depression.
My late father-in-law had this and the symptoms/behaviour are strikingly similar.
My father-in-law, for example, was a prominent dentist who lost his liscence got into drugs and was convinced that he would do comedy acts on the Letterman show. Sound familiar? He would also have moments of lucidity where he would regret his past actions and vow to mend his ways. Unfortunately, because we had young children at the time, we were seriously worried about his actions and the drug-related friends he had. When he wouldn't listen to us, we also had to get a restraining order. Ultimately, he was murdered in a drug transaction 13 years ago.
The thing you guys have to understand is that nothing you say means anything to FRisch. In her reality she is the centre of everything.
It is imperitive that she get medical help. Unfortunately, it is very difficult to force a bipolar person into treatment.
Because my father-in-law, a prominent dentist at the time, could have moments of lucidity, we could not convince doctors to commit him.

At 6:41 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Thank you sinner, thankyouthankyouthankyou.

At 9:47 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

We've taken note of the post about her, from 2004, from

My boss found it through google.

At 12:41 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Dianna, found the specific links with her comments.

Boy, does she sure leave a trail or what.

And please, don't say you are getting your boss addicted to Teh Crayzee. You must not like him too much...or he must really love Teh Vodka!

At 2:55 PM, Blogger tim said...


She even posts a pic of herself there (viz., )

Old pic, I know.


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