Thursday, August 24, 2006

With no new posts over at casa "teh crazy", I am downgrading the advisory...


At 7:04 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

Think we'll ever see code green?

At 7:41 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Trust teh cycle

At 8:02 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

She's posted an "apology" -- of sorts.

Too vague. Apologize to the people who wronged, Deb. You can start with Goldstein's family and go right on through all those former colleagues you've disparaged, threatened and accused. Don't worry about apologizing to people who read your blog, they're not there for that.

Dance, monkey.

At 8:02 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

She has to wade through the hundreds of WTF comments left at her site yesterday.

She'll be raging again -- you can count on it.

At 8:03 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

correction in the second line: who YOU wronged, Deb.

At 8:06 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...


Dance monkey, dance
What power? power of voodoo

I loved Labryinth.

Appropos of nothing at all.

At 8:15 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

BrendaK, I had such a crush on Bowie after that movie.

"Put that magic jump on me!
Slap that blogger, make her free!"

At 8:19 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

blizzardlane -

Bowie was hot. He's not the type I usually lust after and I would never have imagined it, but...


At 8:25 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Too bad Debbie is such a slow reader-good comments are getting dumped.

Ha! We've hoodwinked her so much that she doesn't recognize the difference between a "sincere" comment or one from a Tricksey VBSer.

At 9:35 AM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

I love this comment that got through, though:

Hey! You People Telling Her What To Do: SHUT UP!!!
This Is Her Blog! She Knows What She Wants To DO And Say! GO FOR IT WORD LADY! Tell Them All To SHOVE IT!!!

Posted by ALLCAPPS! at August 24, 2006 07:06 AM

Will someone fess up to this? It's brilliant.

At 9:59 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Me, also the Lucy von Pelt

At 10:02 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

And the getrude stein. I'm having a spelling problem today. But you know, I like Get-rude better. Too bad I just burned all 3 names.

At 10:08 AM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

Kudos, Rabbit.

At 10:30 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

rabbit, are you just sockpuppeting over at Deb's, or are you proxy-fying your IP address as well?

At 10:36 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Just sock puppeting. I am the least of the techies in here. I don't even know how to cut & paste or link-and half the time I can't even spell correctly!

At 12:41 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

She's cut her comments off! First step in her blog-death.

At 12:51 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Priceless. Described types of people that visit her site:
Type 1: Concerned friends, family, former colleagues who may or may not be potential targets, etc.
Now we know where she's fishing from...
Her poor family.

At 12:51 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

Here's la Frisch's problem (the problem with her blog, not the problem with her life - that problem is well, a bigger problem) as I see it. Everyone who got used to dropping by her web site was dropping by for teh crazy. She was selling it, we were buying it. Everyone was happy - a perfect economic transaction: a willing seller meets a willing buyer, yada yada yada.

But now she's not selling any more. At least teh crazy's not coming down the chute as regularly or in the same quantity as it used to. That's the problem. I'm not a willing buyer of anything DF has except teh crazy. So why visit her site any more?

Sort of reminds me of an ad I saw years ago. I can't even remember what it was for (bad move on the ad agency's part), but the ad was funny as hell. The ad contained instructions about feeding hungry wolves: First - take one pound of raw hamburger, roll it into a ball and then throw the hamburger ball for the hungry wolf to fetch. Step two - never run out of one pound balls of hamburger.

Deb's run out of hamburger. Deb - you've got to make more hamburger or your web stats are going to suck. More teh crazy - there's nothing else you have to offer. Except when you're teh crazy, you're boring as shit.


At 12:56 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Hey, if she's backing down, that's great. Encouraging her is like giving a 5 year old a gallon of gasoline and a pack of matches. I for one can say I do feel sorry for her. I do. Doesn't change the fact she is messed up, but when someone wants to lay down and back off, well, I just can't be that cruel.

I do hope she gets help.

At 12:56 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Passing on the love...


ciao, creeps

There are pi types of people who visit south(west)paw.

Type 1: Concerned friends, family, former colleagues who may or may not be potential targets, etc.

Type 2: Curious and interested observers hoping for a positive outcome (i.e., Coal bear ray pour!)

Type 3: Curious and interested observers (a.k.a., trainwreckers) hoping for a negative outcome

Type .14159: everyone else.

The Type 1 people and me (whatcha gonna du, grammar kop- lok mee upp?) are getting tired of the Type 3 people. We think that you are a bad influence on me and serve to inflame my rage instead of assisting me in expressing my many passionate beliefs and opinions in an effective manor (just joe king!).

So here's the deal, creeps. There is a kind of yin site that serves as the sissified outpost of the original south(west)paw. That's where all the sissy stalkers hang out. You can all post to your shriveled hearts' contents over there. No more comments on or about "teh cray zee" any more here at south(west)paw or any other post I deem uncommentable on. The drone over there will cut and paste my words and all you denny cranes and amandas and sullas and other assorted losers with life deficiency disorder can have your phun.


Kapish, creeps?



Hmmm. LDD. I'll have to bring that up with my shrink this weekend.

Love you too, Deb, though you probably don't see it that way. I hope your increased willingness to listen to your Category One visitors/family/friends works out for the best.

But please - put "potential targets" in your blind spot. Out of sight, out of mind, out of life. You'll be better off. While you're swimming in your own bile, they're out dancing.

At 12:58 PM, Blogger The Filthy Animal said...

Methinks teh crayzee is about to begin. She's gone from what would appear to be quiet and introspective to the beginnings of her lashing out to anyone who has supposedly wronged her.

The only problem for her is that it appears she can't go after UofO peeps because of teh RO and she can't go after previous bloggers because of teh RO.

That leaves this blog, teh original distillery for WtehF Vodka.

And it's Thursday. And we begin another countdown to teh crayzee.


At 1:03 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Turn the comments off? How silly. The comments on her site are her only connection to living persons who are willing to engage with her on any level at all.

Comments back on in...2-3 days.

At 1:06 PM, Blogger tim said...


I agree--but I got dibs on the 24-hour slot :)

At 1:09 PM, Blogger The Filthy Animal said...

"We think that you are a bad influence on me and serve to inflame my rage instead of assisting me..."

I love this. It's not her fault that she is a danger to society and herself. It's our fault, the commenters.

At 1:11 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

What's the 'yin site' - is this the yin site? Why would any sane person direct people to go to a site without naming the site?

She is insane. Mad, I tell you. Barking mad.

At 1:14 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I'm think less than 24 hours.


just joe king

Oh, it's now OUR fault she gets inflamed. WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

At 1:16 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Her rage is brought on by those who don't agree with her.

At 1:18 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

This may be a trick to get us to email her.

At 1:23 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

la Frischie sez: "The drone over there will cut and paste my words and all you denny cranes and amandas and sullas and other assorted losers with life deficiency disorder can have your phun."

Hey, Denny - how glad are you that you declined to give her your real e-mail addy and other personal info the other night?

At 1:25 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

other assorted losers with life deficiency disorder

Hmm, projection much?

At 1:27 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

What's odd is, even as she disparages this site, she plugs it. She's horrified, but flattered.

Her idea of a "positive outcome" is hers alone - the last thing the Category One people want to see is her on Colbert. ([Scenario one] it's not a total disaster. Deb decides her grab for fame, bumpy as it was, was still worth it to get her moment in the spotlight, and she'll never listen to anyone ever again. She'd spend the rest of her life chasing another hit on the bong of Cable Ace notoriety. [Scenario two] it is a total disaster, and the devastation at the hands of her hero gives her someone new to target. There is NO UPSIDE for Deb in a Colbert appearance. NONE.)

I do want a positive outcome for her, meaning sustaintable mental health, overcoming (or at least detente with) her demons, and a job besides teaching that she enjoys.

At 1:30 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

"I do want a positive outcome for her, meaning sustaintable mental health, overcoming (or at least detente with) her demons, and a job besides teaching that she enjoys. "

I want world peace. I like my odds better than yours.

At 1:34 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I want the Jehovah's Witnesses to knock on her door. Or I want her to tick off the Scientologists.

At 1:37 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Why do I bother caring, you may ask?

Let's just say I got "talked down from the water tower" in the late 90s when I got a little too worked up over our then-President.

Ah, irony. now the types are the ones climbing the towers as fast as George Soros can build them, and I'm urging sanity.

Even more ironic, I was living alone in Oregon at the time.

I never stalked anyone, but I can't look at my old anti-Clinton rants without asbestos sunglasses.

At 1:38 PM, Blogger McGehee said...

She never did approve my comment expressing sorrow (though not surprise) over her most recent run-in with "teh law."

At 1:43 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

I sure as hell ain't ever moving to Oregon then. Must be something in the water there.

Sulla - it's good that you're a compassionate conservative. I just can't get there with some people. la Frischie is a mean spirited bitch and, IMHO, the totality of her posts put her beyond redemption in my world. God can forgive her, but I don't have to. I may be a lesser person because of it, and I'm OK with that.

At 1:43 PM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

HAHAHAHA. She doesn't get the "dance, monkey" or the "poo flinging" references. I love that. Those are mine. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Wakka wakka wakka

At 1:44 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Aaah...Shelob stirs in her lair at long last; my, but she's in a petulant mood today.

Comments are closed?

[Discontinuity while Fatwa changes the trousers he just, erm, "laughed loud and long" into]

I'm of the mind that she'll wither without the nurturing sockpuppets who have given her life meaning for lo, these many weeks.

I've also got a dollar that says comments will be back on by midnight tonight, You Jean time.

Deb, you just can't quit us! Your satellite dish cannot deliver the venom and bile upon which you thrive.

So, as Blizzardlane said earlier: Dance, monkey.

At 1:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


I love that. Too bad hawksp isn't here to add more Lord of the Rings references. He missed so much during his TDY.

At 2:05 PM, Blogger SBH said...

Merry Frischmas, all! Must go earn my bread...or bake it...or, whatever. Enjoying the fun here today and hope for more POE-try when I get home. Loved the Raven!

At 2:05 PM, Blogger Douchus said...

Frisch's latest post "ciao, creeps" makes clear that she's fundamentally disconnected. Somehow she sees her assualts on people as legitimated, but sees jibes at her as being malicious and unjustified. Malicisous they may be but unjustified they are not.

You should kick it up a notch until she dismantles her site. It would be good for her, thereby proving that you all are quite considerate, loving, warm hearted people. (I almost typed "peeps" but that language is just too painful now.) It also serves as a nice objective.


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