Prepare for the mighty INSTALANCHE!!!!!
Not us directly, but one of the VBS kids get the primary 'lanche, we are linked up in the referenced post.
A second order 'lanche!
Welcome all newbies!
See the sidebar for the DHD Lexicon and dive right in, the water's fine!
The only rule is that you at least try to stay away from the actual Dr. Deb site. The lack of hits is good for her recovery.
posted by Sinner @ 10:59 AM
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73 Comments:
What recovery? I'm still waiting for rock-bottom from her.
Welcome new readers!
Please visit www.dfrisch.blogspot.com
Our own John Henry set up yet another site to mock crayzee Debbie
How frantically do you imagine she's sanitizing her site?!
People who haven't followed this are going to feel sorry for her, and offer comfort, and think everyone is just so bad for being 'mean' to her when she clearly needs professional help.
Then she'll devour them -- with a nice chianti sauce.
Don't forget fava beans!
BredaK,
I think you're giving her way too much credit. I believe she only takes down what she's essentially forced to take down. She thinks it's totally unfair. She can't understand why everyone keeps picking on her. All she ever tried to do was save the galaxy. She remains utterly clueless.
Thhhpt-thhhpt-thhhpt (creepy tongue noise)
Hey, Joe & Fred.
Fred, she still wants to rake in the bucks. Wait, you're right. She really does believe that dreck is genius.
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I wonder whether the lack of hits would be good for her recovery. I've speculated that the best predictive equation would show that:
Prob(C) = f/H
i.e.: probabilitee of teh crazee (C) is inversely proportional to her daily hits (H) times a (thus far) unknown constant, the Frisch Factor (f).
I now attempt to deduce the structure of the Frisch Factor. I believe the Factor is the product of the intensity of her egocentricity (e) times the time since the last cray-zee, (t):
f = t*e
If we substitute this product into the original equation, we thus get the revised:
Prob(crayzee) = t*e/H
[!]
Ooh, tim, coming out with the voodoo statistics! Sorry, that's what I called economics back when I was taking statistical mechanics and quantum mechanics at the same time. Been screwed up ever since!
We'll have to see whether Tim's Conjecture holds up to measurable trends.
We shall see!
That was a damn fine summation of the Frisch Story So Far over at blogpi. And the two-word description given to Deb, "vitriolic sociopath" is just perfect.
I was on some leftist site that still had the count chockula picture & it linked back to her. But in the archives,she took down the picture. Part of the original TRO, I think.Anyway, I found this gem, the asterisks are hers.
July 26 Archives
Brawl Poem
There once was a guy named Count C**Kula
On the surface he appeared to be jocular
But under the mask
And fueled by the flask
The hombre was downright psycotokula
Sounds more like her to me.
Oops, I meant bremdak.
Sorry about that.
Your Fiend,
Freb
Rabbit - that has to be her.
Just checked her site meter (from here, natch). She's off and rolling!
What do you reckon she's the only person on the internet who's never heard of Instapundit?
Ah, glad to see you're getting attention from the big guys now too ;).
"I don't know who Debord is."
To which I sent something to the effect of:
You really don't know how to use google, do you? But what should I expect from someone that uses Colbert and Stewart as a credible news source.
No comments posted. This one may not make it.
Bonjour, Frischophiles
My, my, my...are we seeing the beginning of a new chapter in The Little Golden Book of Teh Crazy®?
Gee willikers. Sinner's getting some linky love. And Tim would appear to be in the process of developing a new discipline: Comedy Mathematics. (Which easily makes him more of a scientist than Deb, since he's verifiably funny.)
"Howdy" to all the new DHDers; I think you'll find the crowd here pretty convivial. (Good thing there're still lots of Muppet avatars available...)
I saw two new terms earlier this morning; one of them was "debmented"; can't recall the other one right now but it, too, was teh funnee. A round of WTF Vdoka for everyone who's coining this stuff!
Man...if this keeps up, Joe's going to need some help with Teh Lxeicon.
Quite interesting to see that the audience for this super-slo-mo train wreck keeps growing, particularly in the academic sector.
Too bad there's no feasible way to turn this into Fox's next reality series. (I've actually thought about how it could be developed, which is pretty pathetic on my part. But it's not all that much more diseased than "Trading Spouses".)
Did anyone ever contact the smoking gun to see about get her court documents up?
Here's some others that may not catch on. I've noticed that the best ones happen naturally, when someone's creative juices are flowing. I think the passion of initial delivery is what helps make lasting impressions and repeatability.
Debosphere/Frischosphere - that subset of the Internet that devotes space to her Frischitude
Deborrhea - self-destructive ranting
Frischevik - those (dwindling few) who side with or defend her attempts at argument, esp. WRT Israel.
Thanks for your correction, Staci; "Debmentia" it is.
And Sulla, "Deborrhea" was the other one (which I musat have read pre-coffee this a.m.).
Does the fact we're developing so many in-jokes mean we're becoming a cult?
And can we make it pay handsomely?
Lessee here...
[busily taking notes]
Tim' Conjencture: Prob(crayzee) = t*e/H - [check]
Debmentia [uh huh]
Frischwreck [that goes there]
Teh-rapy [ooh, wonderful, good-good]
Okay, more updates coming up!
[grabs green kermit pencil hastily from ear]
Deborrhea [missed one, gotcha]
Debosphere [yes, very nice]
Frischevik [not sure about that one, goes into column B]
Any more out there?
It IS Frischmas Eve after all.
Reality check time: Like kudzu, the links are spreading, and at this site there's a lot of "Jeff Deserved It" justification going on.
I'll confess, I'm not a huge fan of PW, and don't spend a lot of time there. It's not my scene, honestly, because I'm not that rough-and-tumble Internet "word warrior" type. But...
Geez louise. Admit this woman went over the line. When I read her creepy crap begging for the age and sex of the child, every red flag in my psyche went up.
Hey Dudes,
New definitions are up on the lexicon. Apologies to Frischevik for not making the cut. If usage levels increase, please try out again later. I've got a scout dedicated to you, so keep practicing!
i only ever tried out Frischevik at one other site, but aside from a post or two it didn't catch on.
As I said, it refers to a DWINDLING number of fellow travelers on the Frischerman's Wharf. :)
I take no offense.
Scuse me while I reach for my copy of Final Exit....
We've got a link on Ace.
And on The Jawa Report.
Oops, no link on Jawa, just the instapundit link.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say thanks for providing this site. This has been a great service. I have been watching this story since day one . . . and what a trainwreck it has been. It has truly been addictive. . . internet crack cocaine, I guess. I have been lurking here for quite a while but I have never posted. I am glad that I can come here for the "5 o' clock news" version of teh crazy, without having to go to her site. Keep up the great work. Oh . . . Joe, the lexicon is great. That was laugh-out-loud stuff. Thanks again and keep up the great work.
Got linked on HotAir. I made sure to Digg the article. ;)
http://digg.com/political_opinion/Dr_Deb_headed_to_the_clink
SBH:
Good for you! I was concerned when you said you posted a comment to Instapundit, because all you can really do over there is email Glenn, but then you clarified you posted at balloon juice. Those guys are rabid left, so all the anti-Goldstein moral equivalency crap will come out again. But your skin will grow thicker real quick once they respond. Don't take it personally: they come from a certain bias and speak from it. That's fine, just as long as you have full disclosure.
...er....the rest is
_the_clink
Thank you :)
Voice of Reason:
Welcome! Thanks for nice words regarding the lexicon. I always hated it when I didn't know any of the inside jokes and lingo in a new place, so I wanted to help out the new guys when they came to visit. Plus, there will come a time when teh fizzle® becomes permanent, and I would like to look back at those times and smile.
Tim!
Good job with your buddy over at BlogPI. I was going to update my timeline, but now all I have to do is link you guys. Great narrative.
You know she is reading everything, everywhere and it is just eating her alive not to post on her own site.
I predict she will watch her Cold Bear & post before she passes out. (I am assuming it is on tonight-I don't watch TV.)
I doubt she posts any of our comments, even "Friendly" ones. Choosing whether to post them or not is one of the few remaining choices she has left.
rabbit--
She posted. She's regressing
back even further:
bad luque
When I was in sixth grade in Forest Park elementary school in Dix Hills, NY 11746, there was a school wide spelling bee. Every class had a mini-bee to determine who would be sent to the auditorium for the big bee. I narrowly lost to a guy whose name and face I don’t remember, but think of as Steve in my memory of the 30 year old incident.
I have a very faded mental video of walking down the hallway to the big spelling bee. I turned to Steve and said “bad luck.” I remember that I was immediately whisked into a small office by my teacher, Miss Zawislak. She basically told me she wanted me to grow up straight and tall like a saguaro and not all twisted and crooked like a cholla. She didn’t use those exact words, of course (this was Lawn Guyland, not Tooson!) but this is the gist that I remember. (I did a shtick about this in my one and only appearance in Monolog Cabin, a Tucson highbrow comedy gig run by Steve Barancik, the screenwriter who wrote Last Seduction.)
I really got my inner saguaro thing on when I lived in Tucson. I would joke “I’m getting in touch with my inner saguaro” and use it as an excuse to be a rageaholic. Hahaha.
I have been gone from Tucson for two months but I am getting MORE in touch with my inner saguaro. I need to say “whoa, hombra” it is time to get in touch with your inner Douglas fir, Ponderosa pine, blackberries and a teensy weensy itsy bitsy tiny itsy bitsy bit of poison oak. You need to kumbaya big time, hombra. No more Faux Newz. No more phuquing with folx you be mad at 'cause day phuqued witchoo. No more jousting with the wingnuts you attracted from the Pajamas Mediumb crowd. It is time to take this act up pi notches toot d’ephing sweet, if not sooner.
I can provide references to confirm that Miss Zawislak was a total b****, if necessary. In hindsight, she was trying to spare me from what she perceived to be her subobtimal destiny. Jeez la phuquing wheeze, if only I had listened to Miss Z!
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End of teh text
Oh yes, vodka thirty has arrived. Teh crazy® has begun. No target yet, except for Pajamas Mediumb, but I don't think it merits Orange Alert yet.
Agreed, Joe~
For kicks, I did an Infospace search on Zawislak in NY. There's an octogenarian woman (Carolyn) and a nonagenarian (Frances).
Since the target remains unclear, Teh Deb's reminiscence can only count as teh "random poo flinging." No orange alert...yet.
Well, She showed Ms. Z., didn't she? LOL
:)
It is time to take this act up pi notches toot d’ephing sweet, if not sooner.
I can provide references to confirm that Miss Zawislak was a total b****, if necessary. In hindsight, she was trying to spare me from what she perceived to be her subobtimal destiny.
Yep, every time she says she's going to 'take it up a notch', she goes into another spiral. It was just a quicker trip to the basement this time.
Good evening, all, and a great big Hey to all the new people.
Helloooooooo (thunks on monitor) - anybody out there?
I had my post-meetings-all-damn-day nap and I'm raring to snark!
[holds hands up]
please don't hurt me [small voice]
How's today for the light of the blogosphere to shine on the Debosphere, huh? Fun, huh?
Joe, sweetie, I'd never ever snark on you.
We probably won't be hearing too much from the Debster until tomorrow. She has to have reams of comments material to wade through.
Turn off the moderation, Deb -- be free in the wild!
Joe -
Uhm, it's late to add stuff, but how about Vortex of Whatt? It pretty well described how I felt in the depths of my Debmentia yesterday evening.
Brenda:
We know our little Debbie will just let comments run free and wild, even though her site hits would go through the roof if she did.
Meh, if she hadn't figured that out by now, she never will.
People who haven't followed this are going to feel sorry for her, and offer comfort, and think everyone is just so bad for being 'mean' to her when she clearly needs professional help.
I saw something like this happen in real life. I used to live in a communal college-dorm-like situation many years ago and there was a crazy woman living there who was, basically, terrorizing the other women with her bizarre and obnoxious behavior. Eventually, the guy who was functioning as the Resident Authority was called in to mediate, he sat everyone down in an open meeting, he listened to all the complaints -- and then sided with the crazy woman. Damndest thing I ever saw.
That's not necessarily the case - she's learning all about the intertubes with the speed of a thundering herd of turtles.
She could figure it out. Maybe.
Brenda:
We-ell, like I told Sulla earlier with his Frischivek contribution that it needed more usage. Vortex of Whatt is all illustrative and graphic, kind of pretty even, but...
If it becomes common, then it goes in. Hell, that might even happen tonight in the comments, but I need more people falling into teh vortex so that we can reference it over and over.
oregonmuse - it's human nature to want to help the mentally defective. Initially. Like everyone else, those who feel compassion for po' po' pitiful Deb will come into the light eventually.
I just thought we might be in for a shellacking up until the newbies figured out what her deal is.
Joe - sigh. Back to the metaphor machine.
oregonmuse:
I was a bit worried about that effect too, but BlogPI's piece was so inclusive of even the Sadly, No episode, those bases were covered too. She couldn't even play nice with people that agreed with her politically because they didn't agree with her immature goading. Average people are still average people, and teh frisch falls a standard deviation or two below that.
I peeked at Deb's - I wish I had known that all one has to do to be clever is channel Gildner Radner by quoting 'Never mind.'
I could have been a smart girl!
ottavarima -
I really think Deb is too narcissistic to go that route. I used to think she might, but she has displayed an amazing ability to rise above it all by reminding herself that she's much smarter than everyone else on the planet.
Whadya think, our lil Debbie?
Signed agency contract with painter D. Frisch
Posted on Wednesday 23 August 2006
Deborah Frisch and Teresa Fahs signed a contract this week that employes Teresa as Debbie’s agent. Teresa will be developing a strategic marketing plan, a website portfolio, promotions, and public relations to launch Debbie’s paintings of the human landscape next year. Both principal and agent are excited about the partnership.
More to updates to follow :-)
T
Performance art or painting nudes? Hmm.
Here's the link. I'm such a tease...
Nope, gottcha. Here's that Debbie Frisch, art teacher. Scroll down a bit. Who knew that Deborah Frisch could be so common a name? Another group of people who have to duck their heads in shame.
ottavarima -
I got so tickled with your post on that. I've complained about it mentally, but it never occurred to me to actually put it in words so people would know HOW to do fix it.
Good show!
Speaking of blogs, BTW, y'all ought to visit joeschmo's blog. If you're into biking its great, but I like to go there for the suboptimal dolphins and helmity goodness.
(link on main page)
Ahem. That's helmety goodness.
Hmm, helmety goodness [drool]
Check out the front page, I got a PSA from the Red vs. Blue guys. Very helpful for you Hummer drivers out there.
finally, penn banned her from campus ... it was during the 96-97 school year. and in protest, she committed suicide by setting herself on fire in front of the library. i will never forget the horror of that as long as i live.
Oh gosh, I think I remember this. What was her name? If it's the one I'm thinking of, I heard eyewitnesses say the flames rose over ten feet in the air. Truly horrific.
And by all accounts, she was pretty loony, even without the bizarre suicide. All of her radical protest activities were all wrapped up in her looniness.
ottavarima -
Breath deeply...repeat after me: I will not fall into debmentia. I will not fall into debmentia.
We're here for you!
BTW - are you snow white or the evil queen?
I keed - I know from your posts you aren't the evil queen.
were you in philadelphia then? she was all over the place in university city for nearly the entire time i was in grad school. then that last year she set herself on fire in front of the library.
No, I've been in Oregon for 25 years and heard about it at the time. I am trying to recall how I heard about it, oh yes, now I remember: it was back then in the glory days of usenet and I was part of a group making fun of a famous net.kook who was very similar to our Deb. It was the net kook who had befriended the Philly kook and I got the impression, reading between the lines of her incoherent writings that she thought the Philly kook was kind of out there, even for her, although she avoided making any actual criticism of her.
What a poor, disturbed woman. Both of them, actually.
ottavarima -
That was obviously a deeply miserable and disturbed woman, and I hope her soul has peace now.
Deb, on the other hand, is obnoxious and mercenary. Unlike the woman who killed herself, Debee will never be separated from her chosen venue of expression since she just shifts the target and means at will. Even if she were banned by court order from utilizing a computer at all, she'd be ok. She was exhibiting this kind of vicious behavior long before she ventured into the blogosphere.
I'm chock out of compassion and empathy for Deb. All I have left for her is amazement, disdain and the occasional red-hot anger.
I refuse to use a Muppet avatar. I will keep with the Spanish Inquisition. After all...NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Hosedragger:
Oh come on, you know you want to! Well, we've already got a couple of Tims around here, how about the knights who say "Ni!"?
This is what I left as a response on Instapundit. They were discussing Dr. CCFCCP's alledged mental illness:
"She has two mental illnesses. These have been widely written about and studied and easily identifiable. While it may appear to the layman as either Bi-Polar disorder or even Paranoid-Schizophrenia with Delusional tendancies, it is actually a much harder disease to treat. On will start to diminish in just under two years, however the risiduals last a long time. The other is generally a hereditary disease, and when not, is usually contracted amongst college age adults.
The first being BDS, or Bush Derangement Syndrome. The second is known as Liberalism.
BDS is a relatively new disease and therefore hard to treat. Some methods consist of keeping sufferers away from gatherings with other Liberals, making them refrain from reading periodicles such as "The New York Times", not allowing them to listen to AM radio stations that carry any commentators that are failed commedians and keeping them away from mind altering drugs.
Liberalism has some of the same treatments, however there are some added treatments which are harsher on the patient. These require the patient to actually get an education in history as well as global politics. The require the use of facts, and not just feelings. They also require no singing of "kumbya" or other similar songs and song styles, the avoidance of any college profeesors wearing Birkenstocks, male professors in pony-tail, and refraining from speaking to anyone using the terms "Bushitler", "Bush Lied", "Code Pink", or any current derrogatory statements towards Conservatism and the Republican Party. They are also asked to avoid listening or reading anything by Howard Dean and watching CBS and CNN.
For more information on these and other Hippie diseases, visit:
http://www.gop.com
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com
Take care and remember...the Liberal or BDS sufferer you save, just may be your own son or daughter."
and that name, hosedragger.
That's going to cause some confusion.
Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?
We call it "Earthquake Weather" when it has been really hot, then has a rapid cool down and then gets hot again. We usually get an earthquake after that. All the expanding and contracting of the earth. But yes, there is also a type of aura just before one as well.
Cardinal Fang will suffice. Now...bring me...the COMFY CHAIR!!!!!
I was googling my name and it popped up on this blog. I'm Teresa Fahs, and Deborah Frisch was my neighbor in Pottstown, PA a few years ago. I'm pretty sure that the artist Deborah Frisch is a different person than Dr. Deborah Frisch that you are talking about here. I was working with her on marketing her paintings while I was working on my MBA in Philly. From what I'm reading here, I really hope these are 2 different people with the same name.
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