Thursday, August 31, 2006


Every dang Wednesday I see a post at Deb's site that seems almost-reasonable.

And every dang Thursday she manages to take the speed train to Crazytown.

I wanted to extricate myself from the relationship with the creeps at lipid stupidity in an honorable way, so I challenged Mr. Goldstein to a sort of duel on the night of July 7. I sat down at 8:30 and said I am gonna make you ban me by 9, boy.
"Honorable." Yeah. One more for the Debinition file.

He never banned me and I never left and I made a joke about how the slope of my utility function would not diminish at all if jonbenet ramsey’s fate were bestowed on his progeny. It was mean and nasty and horrible to make a joke about the demise of a toddler. Is it meaner and nastier and horribler than all the toddlers that have REALLY DIED this summer while we all were hiking, swimming, phoquing or blogging? I don’t think so.
This is comparing apples and arsenic. The deaths of children are always mourned, and never contemplated. It's always a shock and a tragedy when an innocent dies. What Deborhah Frisch, PhD did was proclaim in advance the feelings she would entertain at the death of someone she's arguing with online. Further, she got extremely specific about the TYPE of grisly death she wouldn't give a damn about.

This is beyond disgusting.

I understand that it is possible to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I posted A comment to sadly no or patterico or wherever. But since the “blog manager” has the capacity to alter or delete the CONTENT of the comments, this IP proof is essentially irrelevant. Yes you can prove I said something but you can’t prove what I said. Big phoquing deal.
There are current residents of state and federal penitentiaries who would beg to differ.

Besides, even if I said everything attributed to me, it does not come close to violating the frivolous, toothless, ridiculous restraining order from Colorado.
We'll have to wait until November to find out. I'm sure comments like this will hold enormous sway with the judge.

I am paying a lawyer in Colorado $250 an hour to settle our fight. Remind me never to fight with a sissy with a rich daddy again. It’s expensive!
There are times when the mission of "Don't Hire Deb" is fulfilled simply by quoting her. Merry Freaking Frischmas, everbody!

I've finally been financially victimized! That's a silver, albeit expensive, lining.
That's right, folks - she's the victim. And that's the upside.

That is pedophilia, in my mind. If someone calls you Count Cockula and you say cool, you’re a pedophile in my book. This is separate from being a child molester – lots of Americans are pedophiles and visit child porn sites, brothels in Bangkok, etc. I suspect that Jeff, like most non-Catholic American pedophiles, is a non-practicing one.
Joe, are you taking notes? This is Lexicon GOLD.
Jeff wrote the creepy sexual stuff about auntie moonbat saliva. His insistence of trying to force me to admit writing the statement he wrote since Day 1 has irritated me and has inspired my desire to make jokes about him and his wife and satchel.
For those playing the home game, the Joooooo Devil made her do it.

If Jeff would admit that:

a. he is the one who exhibited pedophilic tendencies prior to our altercation by:

i inspiring people to call him count cockula (=sex + children's cereal=pedophilia) and
ii. then using the moniker HIMSELF!

b. he wrote the auntie moonbat comment or at least admit that it is not possible to prove that i wrote it (because of the reasons I explain above)

c. the count without the O joke is VERY funny

I will have no need to:

1. verbally aggress against him and
2. refer to his wife and child

when I refer to the blog brawl.
Think we can arrange a group tour to the courthouse in November? We may witness a legal first: Death Penalty for Murder of Rational Thought in the first ephing degree.

Hat's off to you, Deb. That is some vintage Wine country cray zee.

I'm forwarding this to Mr. Goldstein's attorney, then taking a nice Brillo bath.


At 9:46 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

Damnit Fred, you're supposed to warn us before you hit F4.

At 9:54 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

At least she admits it wasn't a bright (decision science,kinda) idea to drink wine whiletrolling.

Maybe she can be Teh Posterthing for MABB ( Mothers Against Blitzed Bloggers)

At 10:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I posted a comment to that post on her site (pending approval). I don't know if she will allow it, but here's what I wrote (my DEB-ut in the DHD saga):

"Ok, I am going to attempt mature discourse with you, Deb. First off, if you are going to use profanity (which is fine, by the way), how about saying "fuck" instead of "phuque"? Word warrior? Don't flatter yourself, puh-lease.

I can't believe you are a [former] college professor with such a low-class lexicon. You poor vindictive, petty, bitter brainwashed woman you...I pity you, truly.

Secondly, it is your sick twisted mind that reads pedophilia into the "Count Cockula" nickname.

Attacking someone's child and wife doesn not make you a heroine. Don't delude yourself by thinking that you are some sort of a martyr for the left wing.

Walk away with what little dignity you have left, and use your creative energy to finish that book of yours. You need the royalties."

At 10:03 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Her last post was so far gone that I actually submitted a sane, rational, non-insulting, non-condescending comment (saints preserve us!).

I think Nancy Whisky and I will have to sit down for a good long talk if we hope to keep up with her later today.

At 10:07 AM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

Trust teh cycle. Residents of Eugene: Ph33r the cycle.

Merry Frischmas everyone!!!

Debster: Bottoms up!!! Only 4 more non-work days for you until Monday!


At 10:10 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...


That's a good DEB-ut. The thing is, there is no rhyme or reason to what she will post. So I try a variety ( serious, snarky, friendly, nonsense).
She likes if it starts with or uses her Dr. title. I use the buckshot approach (or is that birdshot?). I just fire away repeatedly.

Also, sometimes she posts comments right after she blogs. For the most part, she lets a few comments up and then makes her own posts.

She usually posts 1-3 times before she logs off.

At 10:13 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

My post over there...

" that the gist of your opening argument for the Colorado matter? Or is that part of the pre sentencing memo for the Oregon matter?"

Posted by at August 31, 2006 09:43 AM

At 10:15 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

I think that would be the "machine gun" approach.

At 10:15 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Congrats Victoria, she posted it.

You just lost your DEBginity.

Wanna cigarette?

At 10:16 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

thanks Yoda. I don't know guns

At 10:19 AM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Here's my comment to Deb, which she may or may not post:


1. How did Jeff "inspire" the Sadly, No idiot to call him "Count Cockula?" Did Jeff request the name? Did he suggest it? Did he act like a phallic vampire? Did he express some fetish for chocolate cereal? Just what exactly did Jeff do to attract that specific name? Please also describe Jeff's state of mind, and any influence that state of mind may have had on the selection of the name.

2. Please describe the connecton between chocolate breakfast cereal and your claim that Jeff desires to have sex with children. Or, please describe the connection between a fictional vampire character named after a penis, and any desire to have sex with children? Where's the nexus, Deb?

3. Your re-write of history is faulty.

4. Jeff can prove you wrote the "Aunty Moonbat" stuff, despite your ignorant claim of a defense. I understand your theory, but it is wrong.

5. In this post, you defamed Jeff in several respects. Amazing.

Denny Crane!

At 10:22 AM, Blogger Texette said...

Oh, my.

I don't know what to say, right now.

At 10:23 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Delusional Deb's latest post sounds like she's condescending, out of the magnaminity of her noble character, to negotiate some kind of deal (or cease-fire or what-have-you) with Jeff G. Does she really believe she's in any sort of a position for that? Besides, everybody knows her promises are worthless, anyway, so what's the point?

I think she just doesn't want to face up to the fact that legally, she's bent over a barrel with her drawers down around her ankles and the judge is approaching with a big ol' paddle.

At 10:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rabbit, having a boyfriend far away in Iraq, I do indeed feel like a "born-again virgin." I think that calls for a whole cigar ;)

At 10:25 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

She's trying to placate family & friends again.

At 10:25 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

c. the count without the O joke is VERY funny

No, it was not. It never was, it never will be. It's apalling, rude, crude, and should never have been made.

Why on earth would she think that is funny?

At 10:25 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Also, I hope Jeff is quietly printing out screen captures of Deb's SWP posts and forwarding them to his attorney. If I were him, that's what I'd be doing.

At 10:29 AM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

I hate to toot my own horn, especially in the middle of another teh crazy®, but you guys really should check out my comment under Big Phoquing Waste, if you haven't already done so.

Once again...

(HINT: Try saying the last line really fast.)

At 10:33 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Why on earth would she think that is funny?

Because she's a clueless wacko. This is the same reason she thought her comedy club stand-up routine was funny, despite others telling her she stunk out the joint.

At 10:33 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Yes, Fred, they don't call you a Genius for nothing. By the way, was Mike Hunt near Uranus?

At 10:34 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I'm sorry. I can't believe I wrote that.I'll be back later.

At 10:35 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Oh I think the alert needs to go up. She's not just "buzzed." She woke up at at least DebCom3.

At 10:39 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

See my post at the top.

At 10:39 AM, Blogger Yoda said...

You better hope Brenda doesn't see that...

At 10:44 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

I have a friend who is laying the groundwork for an RO against her ex-boyfriend. One of the steps required of her was to say unambiguously, "stop contacting me."

I remember two visits of the Goldsteins to SWP. Once from Jeff, Once from his wife, each saying, "Please stop."

She didn't. The RO came shortly thereafter.

I've forwarded screenshots to Jeff.

If you encounter Deb's rantings on her site or elsewhere, grab screenshots and email to or directly to Jeff.

At 10:47 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Sulla! Sulla! Sir!

Raise the Alert Level!

Oh, and someone tell me how to do a screen cap in Windows ;->

At 10:48 AM, Blogger Texette said...

I've seen and heard and done and dealt with a lot of intense stuff in my life (and you cannot know what an understatement that sentence is).

Reading that post just made the hair stand up on my arms.

At 10:51 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

I would hope you would know if those two had been in close proximity. If not, maybe you need to stop Debster Diving for awhile.

Take two aspirin (or NSAID of your choice), a liter of water, and a long walk outdoors. It will clear your head of teh Frischiness and you'll be back to your ol' self.

At 10:53 AM, Blogger Sulla said...


I don't think I have the access rights to raise the alert level. But i'll see what i can do.

To capture a screenshot:
1. make the browser window the active window (probably is already),
2. hold down the Alt key and press the "Print Screen | SysRq" button (usually near the top right of your keyboard, next to Pause|Break and Scroll Lock
3. Open Paintbrush (Start button, select Run, type "pbrush", OK)
4. Select the Edit menu and select Paste (or press Ctrl+V)
5. Save the file as a JPEG

At 10:55 AM, Blogger Texette said...

P.S I meant Dr. Frisch's post, not any of ya'll's. Sorry if I was unclear. I'm approaching fugue state over this one.

At 11:07 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

I'd recommend a good recording of Bach's Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major - try Yo-Yo Ma's interpretation. The melancholy of the Prelude resolves to hope in the Allemande and peace in the Courante.

At 11:14 AM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

I'll bet her attorney has fired her. Or will fire her as soon as he gets up from the couch and takes the cold cloth from his forehead. It's clients like her who drive attorneys to strong drink early in the day.

At 11:15 AM, Blogger McGehee said...

Her Ritalin implant must have run out or something.

At 11:17 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

To my astonishment, my comment got through. I finished by telling her to apologize to her lawyer, because she just ruined his day.

He must have been getting all hopeful, this last week or so, when she hardly mentioned Goldstein at all.

Poor man. $250/hr isn't enough for this. Can he refuse to represent her any further, if she keeps doing things like this?

At 11:19 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Frischmas!

Fred, I just read your last line with the cheeto®. Hahaha!

No way she gets that.

Army of Gerbils - the DHD community, adapted from a comment from a defender of Ms. Frisch on her blog. With gerbil size keyboards tapping certain function keys, the army of gerbils is able to influence Frisch's behavior. A reference to Glenn Reynolds' book Army of Davids.

At 11:24 AM, Blogger Texette said...

In the background as we speak, Paddy. Good call.

At 11:50 AM, Blogger phil said...

I just hit her with:

"So is that now that you've lost your job you can't afford the meds all week? Or do you save the stupidity for Thursdays just to give you something to laugh about over the weekend, when the booze runs out? I'm really trying to understand The Cycle... "

I posted as ReganConservative (the name of one of my blogs).

She's been blocking me for a while now.

At 11:51 AM, Blogger Dianna said...

Oh, dear.

After the last couple months, if you were the subject of this post by Deb:

Here’s my final bit of truthiness vis-à-vis funny lady. I’ve got a ph.d. in psychology and she’s got a ph.d. in comedy and I’m thinking we are like peanut butter and chocolate in the reese’s cup. Lucy and Carol – forget about Ricky and Tim Conway! Or Carol and Ellen. She looks more like Lucy but sounds more like Carol.

Would you:

1) Ask her never to contact you again;

2) Call a lawyer about a restraining order;

3) Arm yourself and head for a non-disclosed location;

4) All of the above, but reverse the order?

At 6:12 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Head packed full of "Frischledge" fit to bust!:

"That is pedophilia, in my mind. If someone calls you Count Cockula and you say cool, you’re a pedophile in my book. This is separate from being a child molester – lots of Americans are pedophiles and visit child porn sites, brothels in Bangkok, etc."

Y'know, I just really don't like this slimy twat and her offensive fountain of ignorance.

Talk about a distinction without a difference!

Hey, Deb-bat, I have been to Thailand, I have seen, up close, sweaty American and Euro "sex tourists" taking 12 year olds into sleazy bar rooms or hotsheet hotels to have sex with them...

THAT is pedophilia, THAT is child molestation.

And I consider it a stain on MY soul that I did not murder the criminal reptiles I witnessed.

I feared Man's law more than God's...and I expect I'll burn for it.

"I suspect that Jeff, like most non-Catholic American pedophiles, is a non-practicing one"

Look, you snotty cunt, you want to insult and besmirch the faith of your own ancestors, that's your affair.
The damage done by the "Self-hating Jew" must,in large part, be borne by other Jews.

But your crack about Catholicism...

Y'know, if you get time for your criminal behavior, we'll know which "Bitch Pound" they send you to.

You woud be REVOLTED by what some people will do for two cartons of cigarettes a week.

Lick the Toad;

At 7:47 PM, Blogger SBH said...

Just amazing. Leave some Brillo bath for me.


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