Thursday, August 10, 2006

OK, here is comes! You might be able to stick your finger in the dam, but once "teh crazy"® starts, there is no stopping it!
st***ing update

While the lawyers do their thang vis-a-vis me & u no hu, i shall refrain from tawking about mr. 1-2-3 (get it, the COUNT!), phroggy, ace-of-spades, pajamas media, dan dregzner, michael chihak, brit hume, etcetera ad nauseum. no mo brawltawk until afta da fiteenth.

I got other pans in the fire, as some of y'all know vis-a-vis the quacks, the meows and the hombre from jerusalem.

I just got interesting newz vis-a-vis the quacks. un homme va chez notre dame parce que les rothbarts and (i conjecture) their faux-daughter jennifer freyd and faux-son robert mauro are such sicko mofos.

Youse guyz r in really big trouble. Mike Posner really oughta contact me asap, if not sooner.

as for the hombre from jerusalem, someone like d@p or b@s oughta contact me asap to negotiate a settlement.

i'm a jew (tenure-track professor) who devolved into a palestinian (adjunk professor) who needs to reunite with my god-given tribe asa fucking p.

it really suqued at the u of a. terry connolly keep da high qual wetback and low qual negro upstairs and left dis jew downstairs in da basement! dat ain't right! ephu aussi, assimo!

anyhoo...thanx 4 letting me share.

tawk amongst yourselves.

Posted by Deb at 02:48 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
I need to trust "teh cycle"® of "teh crazy"®. I apologize for doubting "teh cycle"®.


What is the over/under on how many minutes it takes for her to break the "no TRO breaking" pledge?

16 Comments:

At 3:31 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Oh, yes, here's that sweeeeet, sweeeet crayzeee we've been waiting for. Damn, on Pacific time, it's just a little after lunch. You go, Doc!

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Damn.

Just...damn.

She's gone from Jew (tenure track professor) -

to Palestinian (adjunct lecturer) -

to Osama (ousted from civil and uncivil society, now ranting from a cave on an all-liquid diet).

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Ah, looks like she's brought out the cooking sherry and is merrily imbibing.

 
At 3:52 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

uhghh! "cooking sherry"??

Just a little tip from your ol' uncle Sinner, never cook with booze you wouldn't drink straight.

Alcohol boils off and only the flavor is left. As the liquid evaporates, the flavor is concentrated. If the stuff you start with tastes like last night’s dinner coming back up into your mouth for a visit, that’s the flavor that will be made stronger in your food.

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger lunarpuff said...

Well, I am dying to know how these new people have wronged her.

And how much she's going to sue them for!

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

I think Deb needs a new logo.

This is one suggestion.

(hat tip Ace)

 
At 5:04 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

new post from Deb. She wants to adjust her demographic.

Posted without comment.

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peep-creep ratio

I am already over my monthly quota at 1%1 internet. I have to fork over a buck or so every coupla dayz to the bros over there on account of i'm over my quota.

My quota's too big for my account. I got so much traffic, i'm over quota a third of the way through the month.

Last month, I didn't go over quota until the 25th or so.

Traffic's good, as they say. In the blogosphere, at least. Not in LA or Tucson or Fenix or boss-tone or new yawk...

but queerly enuff, traffic's a good thang in the blogosphere.

we lix traffic!

but i am tired of the creeps and want to stack my deck with only peeps!

if u r a pure creep, go away 4 eva!

if u r a pure peep, olive u!

if u r not shore.....i dunno what u shud dew.

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

No way this one gets posted. HAHAHAHA

Woohoooooooo! More threats. This rocks. You are certainly bringing teh crayzee. You go, grrl! And no homework assignments. We don't come here to research anything. We come here to stare at teh crayzee. Now, stay on teh crayzee. And if we, the visitors to the asylum, ask you to perform, you dance. You dance like the crayzee monkey we have come to expect. And if you don't, we will assemble a class action lawsuit against you. And if you don't post this, I will sue you personally for stifling my free speech rights. (Even though I know that this isn't an assualt on my free speech rights. Only the government can be accused of abridging those rights, not individuals. But your side loves to scream "FIRST AMMENDMENT.") So, dance, crayzee monkey, dance. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
Posted by IllinoisRepublican at August 10, 2006 05:02 PM

 
At 5:24 PM, Blogger brian said...

thanx for going with the vodka comments...this is getting to be really funny

 
At 5:30 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

The "new" people she mentions in her latest rant could very well be "old" people that we are just now finding out about.

I don't think Dr. Deb is a person who either forgives or forgets, so it's quite likely she has accumulated quite a long list of people she perceives to be injured or abused by that she wants to pay back. My mother-in-law, now deceased, kept similarly long accounts: when prompted, she could recite incidents that had happened, and people whom she claimed had hurt her, 40-50 years ago, but the anger in her voice when she spoke of them throbbed like a fresh wound.

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

"Dance monkey, dance..."
I guess she managed to drink past the bad part of the hangover and is now feeling "better". I was almost disappointed with her promise to stay off topic 'til after the 15th.

I wasn't trusting "teh cycle"® either. I'll be staying tuned, obviously.

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

I thought I'd look up "Narcissistic Personality Disorder" and see how it relates, and how many of the traits pertain to Dr. Deb.

According to the DSM, the disorder begins by early adulthood and is indicated by at least five of the following:

1. An exaggerated sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

2. Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

3. Believes he is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

4. Requires excessive admiration

5. Has a sense of entitlement

6. Selfishly takes advantage of others to achieve his own ends

7. Lacks empathy

8. Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him

9. Shows arrogant, haughty, patronizing, or contemptuous behaviors or attitudes

So how many are there? Does Deb score on at least 5?

 
At 6:41 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

oregonmuse:

Take a look at borderline personality disorder and see if it's symptoms fit better.

 
At 7:04 PM, Blogger Moderata said...

"I just got interesting newz vis-a-vis the quacks. un homme va chez notre dame parce que les rothbarts and (i conjecture) their faux-daughter jennifer freyd and faux-son robert mauro are such sicko mofos."

Can anyone translate this gobbledygook? I didn't take literary ebonics or crazy-person speak in school.

 
At 3:20 AM, Blogger Sulla said...

"I just got interesting newz vis-a-vis the quacks."

"Quacks": Myron Rothbart, Jennifer Freyd, and Robert Mauro, who are professors of psychology and decision science at the University of Oregon, where Dr. Deb worked in the 1990s. course evaluations for them (and Deb) are searchable here.

"un homme va chez notre dame parce que les rothbarts and (i conjecture) their faux-daughter jennifer freyd and faux-son robert mauro are such sicko mofos."

Someone currently (teaching?) at Notre Dame has a low opinion of Rothbart, Freyd, and Mauro.

I assume "sick mofos" is not a direct quote.

 
At 7:12 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

"Quacks": Myron Rothbart, Jennifer Freyd, and Robert Mauro, who are professors of psychology and decision science at the University of Oregon, where Dr. Deb worked in the 1990s.

And, specifically, where Dr. Deb was denied a tenure-track position. I'm guessing she feels these academics were responsible. She's written about this on her blog before, but I'm too lazy to look up the details.

 

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