Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Evening batfrisch:
if u did not exist, i'd have to sockpuppet u, angela.

thanx 4 being u!
Sock puppets? nah... she wouldn't stoop the Greenwald levels? (right?)
Good choice, not going to Colorado. If you're into handcuff bondage -- not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you; I'm not being judgmental -- you probably want to pick your partner and safeword, rather than rely on the luck of the draw in terms of whoever the bailiff in the Denver courtroom might be.

Beyond that, your criticism of Michelle Malkin is, well, incoherent. Whatever one thinks of her politics, she is a stone babe.
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blech! michelle malkin is like a stepford c.. oh, never mind.


Posted by Joel Rosenberg at August 8, 2006 02:40 PM
Michelle is a babe. If she were President, she would be Babe-raham Lincoln.
More name calling. But should I expect anything less?

By the way, if you don't bring teh crazy as we expect, not only will I cancel my subscription, I will sue you. In your world, that is how everything is handled, right? I am contacting a lawyer right now to see if I have the legal basis (Which I know I do. I talked to someone with a PhD). And to see how much I can get.
Posted by IllinoisRepublican at August 8, 2006 01:09 PM
I think we can all agree.

BTW: I am seeing "teh crazy" more and more... Did I have anything to do wit dat?

Comments are really slow, thanks to all who have abstained.

12 Comments:

At 9:04 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Sockpuppetry is tempting on that site. Her technical skills are on a par with her comedy stylings and her mental health.

You wanna prove me wrong, Deb? I'm right here - just telnet to 127.0.0.1 and type FORMAT C:.

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Sulla -

Excellent try, but that would only work if she could figure out what 'telnet' meant.

Since she only just discovered Google and how to manufacture sock puppets today, I'm betting that's a bit beyond her reach.

 
At 4:25 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

You guys are saying Joel Rosenberg and Illinois Rep are sock puppets?

I thought this one out of "b there or b skware."

"Deb, might be time to take a que from MWG and go Hayduke. Go underground. Head to the Maze and avoid the noonday sun.

What's interesting is why your adversary feels the need for lawyers and a restraining order. I thought he was a man. No offense, but you are a woman. What sort of man needs a restraining order against a woman? (As if he needed one anyway?)

Well, I guess it's his money.

Remember, they thought Rudolf the Red was finished, too.

I'll be waiting for you at the houseboat with Doc, Bonnie and Seldom.

Au revoir, mon ami."

How can you be sure who is hoisery?

Hawk

 
At 4:33 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Jack Burns Bio from IMDB.

"Started out in stand-up as one-half of the comedy team "Burns & Carlin" with George Carlin. After the duo broke up, Jack went on to become a member of the famed Second City comedy troupe in Chicago, where he met Avery Schreiber. He & Schreiber would perform as a comedy team for several years before Jack would go on to become the head writer on the first season of "The Muppet Show."

I called her on it, but she didn't respond. Or Jack didn't.

 
At 4:43 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Jack Burns also starred in an unsold TV pilot in 1987 called "Puppetman". (Sorry for the stringers)

 
At 6:32 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Jack Burns was an Edward Abbey character (the guy she misquotes at the top of her Web page).

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I missed the obvious. I guess the other Burns is just coincidence. Still, sock-puppet or not do you think? The whole post was bits and pieces of Ed Abbey literature and characters.

 
At 7:32 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Yeah, the rest of the names were the "Monkey Wrench Gang." You know, the book that inspired the whole earth-first environmental terrorists? It's not too far from pouring Karo in the fuel tank of a bulldozer to setting a house under construction on fire to burning down an actual house with real people in it -- because they're raping the land.

Collateral damage, they'd think. Because they're not "human" to them.

Our protagonist in this recent drama, Dr. Frisch, has admitted as much. She can't even stand to be in a room with someone who doesn't think exactly like her. She can threaten the children of people who aren't true believers because they're not "human" to her. She doesn't have to take "wingnut" advice because we're "stoopid," even when we're just yelling at her to back away from a cliff.

 
At 7:39 AM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

blizzardlane;

"even when we're just yelling at her to back away from a cliff."

Who's "we"? I've been urging her TOWARDS the cliff.

"FASTER, Pussycat!"

Regards;

 
At 7:52 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Actually, the sock puppets I was thinking of she mostly signed with various versions of anonymous. It tickled me no end when someone explained to her that when she was commenting esp. on her own blog it wasn't necessary to enter any name at all, really. Anonymous, anon, anon/2, etc. and ad naseum.

And yes, I think Jack Burns is also just another bit of Deb-manufactured foot fashionwear.

 
At 7:55 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Uhm, ok, that would be animated fashion footwear. I don't know what foot fasionwear would actually be. My two brain cells are just tired.

 
At 8:29 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Ah, bilge, I just can't in good conscience tell someone to off herself, or would that be "oph." She may be a fool but she's someone's kid, and suicide hurts the survivors far too much for me to wish it on anyone.

And yes, brendak, I agree that those anon* posts are the Debster's other voices. She's not getting a lot of support from her political kindred because even they think she's radioactive.

 

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