Thursday, August 10, 2006

From Staci in the comments:
LOL, check out this exchange with her and IllRep:


Stop this crap. STOP STOP STOP. We don't care about what you think about real stuff. You have lost all intellectual integrity with us. We don't come hear to read about this. ALL WE WANT IS TEH KRAYZEE. Bring it back NOW.
you know, ill repug. you're starting to get on my nerves. you are starting to drive me crazier than i already am. i don't need to go there.

i cannot stand the teh thing. all y'all need to stop with the TEH thing IMMEDIATELY if not sooner.

i'm all about phuquing and phiting as u awl no awl 2 well.

But even I got my standards. This TEH thing violates CVC constraints. It's an icky word. I don't like teh. I like the.

It is hereby demanded and deemed that no participant in this conversation may use the word TEH.

Kapish, peeps?

Posted by IllinoisRepublican at August 10, 2006 10:19 AM

Ahhhhh.... sweet swwet "teh crazy"... Strap yourselves in, it might get bumpy from here on out!


At 11:26 AM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

My response. We'll see if it makes it...
From this:
"stay around! i like u! i will get ma crazee thang on 4 u, hombre!"
To this:
"you know, ill repug. you're starting to get on my nerves."
In less than a day. You sure you aren't suffering from MPSD?
And I'll make you a deal. You stop writing like a 14 year-old girl on AOL Instant Messenger, and I'll stop with the "teh." Deal? Didn't think so.

At 11:41 AM, Blogger lunarpuff said...

"...This TEH thing violates CVC constraints. It's an icky word. .."


Yes, that's what they are looking for. Proper spelling of 'the'.

At 11:47 AM, Blogger brian said...

She threatened to stop posting my comments, so I changed my name. And then again. And again.

Hey, about the drinking thing. Let's all start using the word vodka in our comments on her site. Just randomly, you know. (Vodka spelled backwards can be used; it's pig-deb for active.)

At 11:55 AM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Teh crazy is back.

"Here's an interesting thread I started (instigated?) on the sjdm list this a.m.

Dr. Jonathan Baron was my advisor at Penn. He responded to Dr. Kleiter in a way that was twelve pi squared times better than I could have done.

Merci beaucoup, hombre."

Go read the listserve thread. Baron did not defend her delusions on their "merits," as she seems to think, he merely advocated that the list remain unmoderated inspite of the batfrisch crazy things she posts.

At 12:00 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

The title of this post says a lot!:

"The upside of self-deception"

At 12:02 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Hey, ill"repug", she posted it!

At 12:13 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Go read the listserve thread

As the poet says, WTF? Dr. Deb posted a wildly off-topic entry on a scientific forum and she thinks Baron supported her? Good glory, whatever is going through her mind?

At 12:21 PM, Blogger notmyrealname said...

BUT - how can we get her a speaking slot at the DNC?

At 12:26 PM, Blogger lunarpuff said...

I like it when she tells someone to emal her so they can 'de-escalate' the situation!

Nobody de-escalates like Deb.

At 12:38 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

She appears not to be moderating her comments right this minute! I posted several comments that got through in seconds rather than the 2-3 hour delay.

Post away, it's open season on teh crazy.

At 12:40 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Yes, I know, we shouldn't post comments there. It is not to my credit that I find her so irritatingly clueless that I can't seem to stop myself.

(hangs head in shame)

At 12:41 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Funny that she finds TEH an "icky word". Oh, the fricken irony.

Is there no end to teh crazy? LOL

I say you guys posting over there spell that word every time like that.

This reminds me of a satire blog that used to crack me up. Dean4prez or something like that. I used to post there as a joke as "hotlibgirl" and it was VERY hard to type like that on purpose. Daffy Deb seems to do it with such eeeeze. HAHAHAHA

I'm surprised Bilgeman hasn't jumped in yet on Teh latest crazeee.

At 12:49 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

ah, another litigation update from the Frischmaker.


litigate update

Tuesday afternoon, I faxed a document to the law offices of Toussaint, Nemer and Coaty retaining John Coaty to represent me with respect to the temporary restraining order from the denver county court system. Prior to retaining Mr. Coaty, I had emailed John Haas at Pendleton, etc. to see if he would be willing to do so. He wrote back and said he'd be in touch later that day.

After I heard from Mr. Coaty, I wrote to Mr. Haas and told him I had retained the other John as counsel. Mr. Haas communicated that he knew Mr. Coaty and that my interests would be well-represented. This was reassuring, since I really respected Mr. Haas.

I spoke briefly with Mr. Coaty yesterday morning and sent him an email in the afternoon. He tried to get in touch with Mr. Lewis yesterday but did not succeed, as far as I know. Mr. Coaty is busy with other matters today.

Apparently, these men have other fish to fry and I cannot say that I blame them. BTW, I have deleted the picture of Mr. Lewis as a courtesy, to thank him for the courtesy he exhibited via email prior to my hiring Mr. Cody to represent me.

I trust I will hear from Mr. Coaty in the next few days to see if the matter can be resolved prior to the August 15 hearing. If not, he plans to file a motion to postpone the hearing to a date when I can participate via telephone.

If I went to the hearing in Denver, I wouldl be within 25 feet of Mr. Goldstein for the first time (as far as I know) in my life. I'm pretty sure showing up for the hearing wouldn't violate the terms of the temporary RO, but why risk it?

It does not seem prudent or worthwhile (worst case scenario=permanent ro re:m*f*@colorado=no big deal) for me to fly to Denver to appear in court.

I trust the judge presiding in room 124D at 1437 Bannock Street on 8/15 at 1:30 p.m. will grant Mr. Coaty's request.

Actually, I really think I would be violating the terms of the RO if I showed up for the hearing, if Jeff also showed up for the hearing.

It says "she be prohibited from going within 25 yards of my person" Unless they got a big courtroom, I could violate the RO by showing up for the hearing!

I am not going to colorado for the ro.

I may be crazee but I ain't stoopid!

At 1:19 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...


"I'm surprised Bilgeman hasn't jumped in yet on Teh latest crazeee. "

Sorry, but I had yoon-yun thuggery to attend to, (can't let the side down, y'know).

As for "teh crazy"...where TF do we pick it up?

Here's an admitted anti-Zionist and "low-level antisemite" having a pretend dialogue with Golda Meir.

(Makes you wonder what the statue of Wayne Morse had to say to her, doesn't it?).

And then she allows as to how she is (trespassing?) at the U of O computer store with an aim to podcast "teh crazy".
Maybe right after she finishes the uncompleted %20 of her "Coyote Mind" masterpiece.

Look out Howard Stern!

Lastly, she tells us quite specifically that she will NOT be at:

"I trust the judge presiding in room 124D at 1437 Bannock Street on 8/15 at 1:30 p.m. will grant Mr. Coaty's request."

So she's finally gotten off her ass and hired herself a Denver attorney...or has she?

"I trust I will hear from Mr. Coaty in the next few days to see if the matter can be resolved prior to the August 15 hearing. If not, he plans to file a motion to postpone the hearing to a date when I can participate via telephone."

denny crane...whatcha s'pose Mr. Coaty's hourly rate is?

And how long before he gets back to Sister Frischster?

Too bad about those mountain hikes with the John Denver soundtrack she was waxing all maudlin about.

And the great big lawsuit festival that was going to be the "Legal Lotto" jackpot and have Frisch fartin' through silk forthe rest of her seems that pipe dream went "poof" as well.

Stephen Colbert?

STILL has not called.

I wager that Daddy reached into his pocket to buy her a lawyer, and Mom n' Dad put some ground rules attached to their charity, specifically concerning "teh crazy"

If that's the case, it would be pretty damned pathetic for a woman in her mig-40's with a PhD to find herself in.

"I may be crazee but I ain't stoopid!"

Reasonable people may disagree.


At 1:38 PM, Blogger Thalia said...

Oh my, she's now asking how to attract a more appreciative audience, hard on the heels of bemoaning the fact that her tip jar contained only $10, of which Paypal took a percentage. (Duh!)

I have a few tips:
1. Get help;
2. Go on appropriate meds;
3. Go on a looong hiatus;
4. In a few years, come back to launch a quiet little journal somewhere far on the fringes of the 'sphere;
5. Quit writing like an illiterate teenager;
6. Generate traffic based on quality content, instead of histrionics.

'Course, that may be a bit generous, considering that the best thing Deb can do for herself is to turn off the computer and never come back to it.

At 1:52 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Interesting that on her "litigate update" post, Deb dropped her usual AOL chatroom patois and wrote like an adult, mostly I wonder if there's some significance to that?

At 2:00 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Um, correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't August 15th this Monday? With a weekend in between?

That's some billable hours.

At 2:01 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

perhaps her lawyer demanded, as a condition of being retained, that "if you write the word cockula one more time on that dumbass blog of yours, I'll arrest your sorry butt myself."

Or...better yet, he got Power of Attorney and can have her committed at the drop of teh hat.

At 2:01 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

No, August 15 is a Tuesday.

At 2:39 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Holy crap, I'm gonna miss this when the dust settles. You guys are teh awesome.

At 2:44 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Somedays I can't read a calendar. Note to self: during crunch week, refrain from trying to sound intelligent.

At 2:45 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Me too.

What's kind of funny, is I'm sort of in the education industry. One of our academia sends me this link to HER site saying, BTW, we found our psychologist for our program. I swear to you, I spit all over my screen by just seeing her website, thinking, Holy Shit, I need to go fricken budget major liability insurance against lawsuits. Then I read down, and realize he's pulling my leg.

I call him up, and he tells me someone he knows at Penn told him about her and he sent this as a joke to me. She is becoming legend.

At 2:50 PM, Blogger lunarpuff said...


"Holy Shit, I need to go fricken budget major liability insurance against lawsuits."


Did you spit coffee out your nose?

At 2:53 PM, Blogger Sinner said...


That person needs to have some sensitivity training. Such abuse!


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