Friday, August 11, 2006

I will never doubt "teh cycle"®
"teh crazy"® will come on Thursday
"teh cycle"® is in force

Here starts a whole new chapter of "Teh days of our teh crazy®"
Last night, someone left this creepy, and strange, suicide note on my blog:
[screen shot removed]
Here is the text of the comment:
IP Address:
Name: matt
Email Address:

I am a former Navy Seal. I behaved dishonorably in a battle involving a pajamas media blog called protein wisdom.

my comrades have died to protect this country. by propagating a lie, i dishonor their memories.

i must die too.

peace, fellow pajamas media members.



matthew heidt

Holy cow, Dr. Deb! You really have gone and done it now!

At the risk of it sounding like "its all about me", I want to say that I am at a force five full freak out right now.

I think we might have to make up a new "teh" for the new notch you just kick up... maybe "teh f-ing crazee"®

Update: Prepare yourselves... we have been Linked by Allah!

Would that be "teh Allah-lanche"®?

Update II: Added the Drudge-like siren by request.

Update III: Br. Deb Speaks:
sockpuppeting matthew heidt?

I've gone on enough about the trauma i suffered 14 years ago vis-a-vis my day job that landed me where I am today. I can't talk about the hombre from Colorado with whom i have unfinished legal business.

I do not plan to sit at my computer all day long today. i need to get some exercise. but i do want to call attention to an allegation being made by cato and other players in the softporn/dungeons and dragons patterico, ace of spades, blackfive, michelle malkin, 42nd street of the blogosphere.

i have been alleged to have sockpuppeted matthew heidt, a blogger named froggy at blackfive.

You might also want to go to blackfive and look at my recent comments attempting to engage Mr. Heidt in conversation with respect his post about the death of a 28 year old Navy Seal from Hood River, Oregon named Marc Lee. Mr. Heidt banned my comments a few days ago. (Why the fuck are sailors dying in the desert, by the way?)

i have no comment on the allegation of sockpuppeting subsequent to banning at the present time.

have a nice day.


Posted by Deb at 11:02 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
Have a nice "teh crazy"® to you Deb!


At 9:43 AM, Blogger -jf said...

holy shit this lady needs antiphsychotics. is blackfive in mortal danger? who knows if the people who hacked pw on her behalf have a couple of john hinkleys amongst them?

At 9:44 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

And I was thinking about closing up shop...

I will never doubt "teh crazy"® again.

At 9:51 AM, Blogger Bilgeman said...


"I am a former Navy Seal. I behaved dishonorably in a battle involving a pajamas media blog called protein wisdom.

my comrades have died to protect this country. by propagating a lie, i dishonor their memories.

i must die too.

peace, fellow pajamas media members.



It wouldn't surprise me one bit if it was Frisch.

She projects her flaws onto others,and then attacks the projection.

Since she's been cock-blocked from attacking JG, she picked herself another one of the "white boyz" to shanghai as her own personal bogeyman.

She'd really be telling HERSELF that she has behaved deplorably and should suicide...if this comment was indeed written by her.


At 9:51 AM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

Homeland Security Deb Frisch Alert Levels

Blue: All is good. She's in a coma
Green: She's awake, but suffering from vodka induced brain fog.
Yellow: Random poo flinging. No clear target.
Orange: Target identified, but reason not clear. Name calling and goofy spelling escalated.
Red: Absolutely batfrisch crayzee. Hide the children. Contact local law enforcement.

Current status: Yellow

At 9:56 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Bilgeman, same IP, REALLY hard to see how it can't be her, unless the blogger is lying and he is a well respected blogger.


I think there is a clear target here...

At 10:00 AM, Blogger tim said...


I've heard of "suicide by cop,"
but this is the first time I've
seen "suicide by SEAL by forging
a SEAL suicide note."

At 10:03 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

"Consistent with the hypothesis that my crazee outta control rage is a result of traumas incurred in my professional life, the acute trauma occurred in 1994"

The gal can hold onto a grudge, Jeebus!

At 10:06 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

No way in hell froggy wrote that comment.

So what is the deal with this woman? I've seen a number of arm-chair diagnoses, but has anyone noticed that she really LIKES to be abused by men? She consistently picks fights with 'em, then tries in her sincerely wacked out way to be buddies with them, then attackes them again.

How conflicted is that?!

At 10:06 AM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

It's yellow today. The security threat is based on current posting on her website. The blackfive posing (T left out on purpose) was yesterday. Yesterday was an orange day.

At 10:11 AM, Blogger Thelrax said...


No she doesn't she jsut needs a stright jacket

She is having a multi personality disorder problem

She thinks she is
1 A Nave SEAL
2 A Professor w/Phd
3 A Bi-female
4 A Left Winger AKA Moonbat
5 Black
6 A trod upon citizen of the world.

If I had this many voices in my head I would be batcrazy M'self

At 10:12 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Holy shite!! Teh crayzee groove is on full blast!


What she is doing is so damn illegal it isn't funny. She should be on suicide watch.

I start to feel bad about how divorced from reality she is, but then I see shit like this. And she fucking loves it!

Check out this exchange in her comments:


Danny, you need to contact Deb asap, if not sooner, to discuss a settlement. You are in really big trouble, hombre. You need to work with Deb to de-escalate this situation and/or get sued . Deb has a PhD and is formerly a junk professor. Buy some golf clubs, danny-boy. You're gonna need em. Deb talks to statues and dead joooish world leaders. Do YOU talk to statues, Danny? Didn't think so. You're going to need lawyers in Oregon, Arizona AND Massachusetts, MOFO.

Peeps, where should Deb go on a three or four day Cambridge road trip?

Posted by Joe at August 10, 2006 05:03 PM


Now that is funny as shit. Someone just walking into Teh Crazyee Land would think Joe is a jerk. But I'd be willing to be that some folks go and grab a beer or two or three, and post with Dr Demento in her insane, drunken rants. And for those folks that think this is mean picking on Teh Crayzee Woman, check out her reply:

Joe, you made me laugh so hard. i am lucky i was not quaffing any cafe or VODKA or i'd be looking at buying a new keebode!

u r funnnee, joey.

Posted by word warrior at August 10, 2006 05:33 PM

I'd say the only thing these folks do is egg her on. It would be funny to fuck around with her, she'd actually have a funny site to mock, like DU, Kos, or Oliver Willis, but even funnier. But the threatening shit and vile troll droppings just make her creepy. We all need to remember she's getting near the point of where she has almost nothing to lose. And those are the scariest types.

At 10:14 AM, Blogger unfrisched said...

Red should be: (loud sirens) TEH CRAYZEE!!

At 10:22 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

I concur, can we get Drudge's bubble light?

At 10:31 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Oh boy. Her latest post is titled a very mad scientist. She ends with this:


i m crazee, 4 sure.

i have ptsd and adult onset tourettes and denied tenure syndrome.

then there's the whole war thang.

i'm a mad scientist, peeps. a VERY mad scientist.


Disclaimer: She did not post in italics.

Adult Onset Tourettes!

Where the fuck is her family? Seriously. Shit, there has to be SOMEONE out there that can do a intervention.

And what is PTSD?

Something something social disorder?

Just fascinating.

Just waiting for the blog world to explode over her latest sockpuppetry. Just wow. Wow. I don't know what else to say.

At 10:36 AM, Blogger Timothy said...

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Odd that it set in so late, she was still teaching at Oregon in 2001, seven years after they denied her tenure.

At 10:43 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Uh oh, looks like we might have a break from Teh Crayzeee®.

"one day I'm gonna thank the baw from collyrado for the wake up call. i hada lot of unresolved anger and a lot of underemployment. This was due to my own laziness, i know. i ain't blaming the quacks for all my trubbles, just the onset."


She's posting like crazy right now. Her last post actually sounded reasonable. Is she actually having an ephipany? I mean she is taking fricken resposibility. Maybe it is her magic girlfriend.

Someone posted doubt over there that she is a lesbian. She is awfully fixated on men and does refer to them as 'hunks'. Hmmmmm, another day in the mind of Dr Demento.

At 11:01 AM, Blogger Staci said...

There's fricken gold over there:


Knock off the Jew stuff.
So what that you didn't get the job you wanted. You didn't have the qualifications & they didn't want you around anymore.
Get over it. You are almost 50 & you didn't get what you wanted. That's life.

Start a new book & write about how being a lefty messed up your life. THAT might be something worth teaching to kids.

Posted by Gertude Stein at August 11, 2006 10:31 AM
he was only suggesting you not talk about....go ahead. he doesn't control you. you control you. and you wants to talk and know, do teh crazy! don't let that lawyer in colorado push you around. you ARE teh word warrior!

enough with the teh. i told you i hate it. you wanna mess wit the, go to da. don't go to the teh thing because i hate and despise the fake word teh because h is not a real consonant it is a sissy consonant just like unohu is not a real word warrior and i am.

i do not like teh
sam i am.
the or da, peeps
signed, your ma'am


Posted by at August 11, 2006 10:46 AM

Anyone want to take the over/under on how long it takes for her to break her new code of silence on said matter? I give it three to four hours, depending on how soon vodka o'clock hits.

Posted by benji at August 11, 2006 10:46 AM
The comments are just priceless over there.

At 11:45 AM, Blogger angry_in_t_o said...

Check out the latest updates to the post. Includes a screen shot from my sitemeter in which she is viewing my blog from her blog's admin screen, and the IP address prefix is the one in Oregon used in the suicide note.

At 11:51 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Unbelievable. She keeps sending people over to look at her "responses" to people. This is what she posted in a memorial thread at about a SEAL who died in the line of duty:
Comment below written by: word warrior
Marc Lee was a dupe who died for nothing. Are you trying to say he was some kind of hero?

what the heck u be smokin, phroggy phuque phace?

This Navy seal died for nothing. His death was a complete waste.

He is not a hero. He is just a poor mofo who had nothing better to do than serve as cannon fodder for a sicko named Uncle $cam.

You are a moron and a hypocrite and an a-hole froggy.

Your yapping in the blogosphere makes a mockery of this Seal's death.

U da shit, phroggy.


There's more, but I feel like I need a shower just from handling this. What a piece of work. What college would hire her?

At 11:58 AM, Blogger Sinner said...

Hose it down Blizzardlane!

Send me the link and I will post it, no need to quote it when we can send some link love (unlike Dr. Deb's site)

At 1:22 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

She needs some Sameuel L. Jackson Therapy.

"I have HAD IT with all of these MOTHERF***ING snakes in this MOTHERF***ING brain!"

At 1:40 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Hey Sulla!

You want to attract Ace and Dave from GR, you have to spell it all out!

At 3:52 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

I tried, sinner. I really tried.

I can't bring myself to write the f-bomb.

I don't even drink coffee, let alone Val-U-Rite vodka.

I'm a wuss. A total AoSHQ-Lifestyle poser. I have a form of evil, but deny the power thereof.

Please help me.


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