Monday, August 07, 2006


"Caddyshack" has been invoked in the comments!

There is no telling just how goofy it will get from here!

Tell the chef this is low-grade dog food!

Update: For Mr. Lewis when the verdict is read:
It's in da hole!


At 9:15 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Jeff better be careful; she's boning up on the Chewbacca defense...

At 9:17 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Or would, but apparently she doesn't even know what a Chewbacca is.

or a Johnny Cochran, for that matter.

Talk about a sheltered academic!

At 9:34 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

"i started cussin' like a drunken sailor when I started doing standup comedy as a form of stress reduction when living in deecee working for uncle $cam."

No, I know drunken sailors. Drunken sailors are friends of mine.
I have been, several times in my life, a drunken sailor.

Frisch ain't hearly as entertaining as we are when we're blotto.

And we're a lot more polite.

None of us would say sexual and violent shit about anothers' child.

Night too dark, ocean too big, no one to hear, no one to help.

Far too deep to sink into while watching your mortal screams bubble away to the surface hundreds of fathoms above you.


At 9:49 PM, Blogger lunarpuff said...

And we're a lot more polite."

I have also known drunken sailors, and that comment is very true.

They are very aware of their audience and they are vey polite.

At 9:50 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Her latest comment:


Does your anti-semitism and hatred of Israel result from blaming Kahneman and Tversky for your failure to get tenure?
great question Bill! i think my experience with mick rothbart, danny k, amos t definitely made me more anti-semitic than i was prior to that. i was still doing seders and high holidays when i moved to eugene in 1988. mick and amos definitely made me have a negative view of jewish men. now that you mention it, there was a woman political science professor who was crazy and irritating and oppressively jewish. the three of them might have done it!

but 9/11 really catapulted me into being anti-zionist and thinking it's a bad idea to have a jewish state anywhere, especially in jerusalem.

and now, with israel aushwitzing beirut, i can't separate my low-level anti-semitism and my raging anti-zionism and i feel like Mel Gibson.

thanx 4 asking!"

So basically everything she is doing to Jeff can be construed as a "hate crime", seeing as Jeff is Jewish and she hates Jews.

At 10:08 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

and now, with israel aushwitzing beirut


I mean for fuck sake. It's one thing to think that Israel is out of line with its latest response to Lebanon (I do), but it's quite another and completely insane to compare it to a Nazi death camp. Holy hell. Nice to know Dr. Demento is an admitted anti-semite as well, jeebus.

At 10:13 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Didn't she also mention that she's a Long Island Jew herself?

Must be a lot of self-loathing going on as well.

At 10:13 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

There are some VERY disturbed people out there. part 1:

"If you really want to create a lasting image then show up barefoot and topless with a big spear.

Posted by: Fred the Genius at August 7, 2006 10:14 AM"


How you could hold that vision in your mind without your head 'sploding, (like that guy in "Scanners"), should give you cause for alarm.

Have mercy....


Seek help, brother;

At 10:36 PM, Blogger SanBerdooLou said...

"If you really want to create a lasting image then show up barefoot and topless with a big spear.

Posted by: Fred the Genius at August 7, 2006 10:14 AM"

I thought this was the funniest comment on that site.

At 10:47 PM, Blogger lunarpuff said...

That comment is hysterical.

But I would still rather she wear a super-cape.

I do not want to see her topless. And I don't want to have to cut my own eyeballs out!

At 11:45 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Did somebody say Caddyshack???

Right in the lumberyard, Debbie.

At 11:48 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...


It's a peach, Deb.

At 11:50 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

(After seeing a pic of Deb)

Now I see why tigers eat their young!

At 11:51 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

I have a pool--and a pond. The pond would be good for you, Deb.

At 11:55 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

I have a good idea, let's pretend we're real human beings.

At 11:56 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

You're a little monkey woman. You know that?

At 11:58 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Hah, and for August 15:

You're on 'er, your honor!

At 2:40 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I was in Tibet, caddying for the Debbie-Lama. Barefoot, topless, spear...striking! So she hauls off and whacks one right into this glacier; “big hitter, the Lama”.

At 4:35 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

I wonder if the people she's going after now, the academics, are aware of this. She really sounds quite threatening in the top post this morning:
"I’m plotting negotiations and/or vengeance with all the other c-squareds in my life that have caused me financial damages and emotional duress, especially myron rothbart, amos tversky, paul slovic, mike posner and danny kahneman."

Of course, Tversky's dead.


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