Sunday, September 10, 2006

Announcement!



[Clears Throat]

I am happy to announce that a Comcast customer from San Jose, CA was the 100,000th visitor to DHD.

Thank you to this visitor as well as each of the 99,999 visitors before that made this community such a great thing.

[Applause]

106 Comments:

At 9:36 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

CLAP CLAP CLAP!
WHISTLE!
WOO-HOO!
YAAAAAY!

CONGRATS, SINNER
AND FELLOW
VBS GERBILS!!!

 
At 9:48 AM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Boss man -

Kudos and congratulations!

I'm sure you had no idea when you started DHD that it would become such a marvelous little (but growing) community.

To be bluntly honest, despite having been online for more than a decade, this is the first "virtual hangout" I've ever frequented.

Who the hell knew gerbils were so entertaining (and snarky)?

Gotta bunch of RL stuff to attend to; see ya'll (sic) later this evening Eastsiiiiiiiiide time.

 
At 9:54 AM, Blogger tim said...

100K?

teh yay!!!!™

 
At 9:58 AM, Blogger tim said...

Well...I'm catching up on my Abbeyweb subscription.

If I find any choice nuggets from teh deb™, I'll post 'em, anon.

:)

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

(entering the blog, haor on head all akimbo, with too much blood flowing throughout his caffeine system, thinking "wow, 100,000...isn't thay more than Der Frichenstein had at her pawthetic excuse for a blog?)

Mornin all

 
At 10:06 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I actually have three tributes to do today. I signed up for the 2996 tribute I saw on MM's site and have to write a tribute to a person killed on 9-11, my story for here as well as my annual tribute. I gots alot of typing to do.

 
At 10:09 AM, Blogger tim said...

OK, found a post...proving that,
once again, teh deb™ just
doesn't get it~~

-------Begin teh deb™-----
On July 4, I stumbled into a cesspool of the rightwing blogosphere - a blog called protein wisdom (no idea what it means but that is fitting, since
99% of the drivel posted by Jeffrey Todd "Count Cockula" Goldstein is incoherent.

The Don't Hire Deb site links to this (i think this is a blog by one of the vermin with no life who spends a lot of time posting to DHD).

http://petrarchanmotif.blogspot.com/2006/09/update-on-911-conspiracy-theorist.html

So you are right, Beau. There is a rage a left wing academics who dare speak out against the 9/11 lie, dubya, etc. Part of what got the mob going was that they found the article I wrote for Counterpunch defending ward
churchill.

Then there was the whole Denise Denton thing - I've gotten hundreds of emails and comments posted at my blog urging me to off myself like she (allegedly) did.

I'm not so sure that these keyboard warriors really would like to take it up to physical violence. They haven't gone after Ward Churchill or Cindy Sheehan.

But the hostility between the extreme left and extreme right is growing
-
just watch Stewart and Colbert to see how close to the surface the
rage, disgust and contempt is.

But truthfully, when I skim the gibberish at protein wisdom or the blog by people with nothing better to do than hate me, I really don't
understand what they are about. Are they really pro-war? Do they really believe US economic imperialism is going to end any way other than horribly badly?

What are these folks on? Is this what a meth-damaged mind looks like?"
-------end teh deb™-------

"...part of what got the mob
going..."

I love it!

I mean...it has nothing to do
with threatening a toddler, right?
;)

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"just watch Stewart and Colbert to see how close to the surface the
rage, disgust and contempt is."


She still thinks that both of those shows are more than comedy. It is amazing how many lefties use those shows as their only source for "news" and actually think it is real.

It brings the question of how many of them also believe "Weekend Update" was a real source for news as well?

 
At 10:16 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"What are these folks on? Is this what a meth-damaged mind looks like?"

Yup, the evidence is really piling up. Way to many referrences for me. All she needs to do to see what a meth damaged mind looks like is to look in a mirror and read back over her own posts.

And the feeble attempts at insults have finally tapped her hidden comedy gene she has been missing.

 
At 10:17 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

She is still trying to figure out who all these evil gerbils are who post here. Hasn't she realized yet that we all have links to our blogs in our ID's? Hell, she has visited mine several times.

What an incredibly evil idiot.

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger tim said...

This one carries quite a bit of
irony:

-----begin teh deb™------
i think they are worth preserving as part of abbey's legacy, but it is worth protecting the more reckless among us by making it a wee bit more difficult than it is now to mine ten years worth of venting from rabid lefties
and the trolls we attract. The status quo is that we are a total ho. If you can google, you can gawk and gape at the gaggle that splats.

i do think that regardless of where the line is drawn vis-a-vis
dumpster diving rights, a person ought to be able to delete something by or about her if she wants to. if someone said "i'm gonna go to deecee and kill dubya
tomorrow!" and the next morning said it was only the tequila talking, we'd wanna let the alkyhawlic or meth fiend or stoner or whatever do a retroactive delete. if i say i was kidnapped by aliens and they wrote what
appears to have been by me, i should be allowed to.

we all should be able to delete things we (allegedly) posted and also delete things by others that incite physical or financial violence or dehumanization toward us.

if you really want to flex that first amendment, you need to know when to press the delete key.

I hereby do swear and/or affirm that I propose the following as the first article of the abbeyweb constitution:

law numba won: every member has the right to retroactively delete any statement by or about her or him.
--------end teh deb™------

I luv that part about
retroactively deleting if one's
message "was just the tequila
talkin'"...

purely hypothetical, right
debster?™ ;)

And I love law number one:
"every member has the right
to retroactively delete any statement...about her or him."

Sounds like a debinition™ of
the First Amendment, if I evah
saw "won" ;)

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

She probably hasn't had 100,000 blog hits in her whole pawthetic blog's life.

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger tim said...

Here's an exchange on the EdAb site...teh deb™, as usual,
proving how rational and superior
seh is...

"Chris: My point is simply that folks expectations of privacy in meat world and online should be different and some folks don't understand that.

If Deb thinks that shutting down the archives to the world is going to protect her from her mob with pitchforks she's sorely mistaken."

----teh deb™ retorts----
You are so stupid some(i.e., 98% of the) times, Christopher. I
understand that restricting the abbeyweb archives would not shut down don't hire deb.

The point is that many of us have things in the archives we'd prefer
remained in these four metaphorical walls. why do you pretend I thought something as ridiculous as "shutting off abbey archives would solve all my
problems!"
-----end teh deb™ retort---

Second round:

Chris: An awful lot of folks on the internets don't seem to understand how a public network operates and so they carry the same expectations they may
have at home into this space.

You constantly think you're two steps ahead of the average abbeywebber and you usually are three steps behind. Stop telling us things we already know.

-----teh deb™ again------
Stop pretending that you're twice as smart as me and Bruce when you're at most, half as smart as half of either of us. stfu, chris.
----end teh deb™--------

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Tim,
Somewhere in that thread, Lori calls us terrorists.

 
At 10:37 AM, Blogger tim said...

teh deb™ takes a swipe at
another EdAb webber...

-----begin teh cray zee™---
You, like Chris, drastically overestimate your intelligence relative to the average abbeywebber. Your pathetic swipe at me (you never get tired
of taking a little sissified swing at me, do you?) insinuating that you are more reasonable or educated than me is a joke.

Don't make me make more fun of you, tsvene, okay?

stop tinkling on my ankle, steven.

this is yuro last wanrign.

you are even more irrationally overconfident than the typical white male, which is quite an accomplishment, steven!

don't make me get tuff witchu.

please?
------end teh cray zee™---

"yuro last wanrign"???

got teh vodka™, deb? ;)

 
At 10:38 AM, Blogger tim said...

Rabbit~

cyberterrorists, right? ;)

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

with pitchforks, no less.

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Sorry, was playing over at Pet's place after I read her comment.

 
At 10:51 AM, Blogger tim said...

Pitchforks?

Calls to mind Frankenstein ("frischenstein"), ay rabbit? :D

 
At 10:52 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Fellow gerbils,

Maybe she's been hitting WTF tequila this whole time and her only protein intake has been the worms.

Classic mindset of an abuser. Go totally apes*t - hold NOTHING back, then - "take everything back" when the hangover hits, cover your victim with a vomit of empty apologies while hiding behind a big bouquet of roses . . . then, rinse and repeat teh whole darn cycle ad nauseum.

Really I can't stand the idea that she's posing as a liberal. She's nuts!

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

What is the deal with all the empty threats she likes to make towards people that point out how irrational and ridiculous she is? Do you see where she makes the comment that in order to maintain the first ammendment you have to censor and delete things?

So what is in those archives? She seems to be the only one concerned about it. What has she written? Has she actually made threats towards the Preident? Are there further comments written by her concerning threats and sexually fueled comments towards more children? Has she made terrorist like threats on there?

There is some juicy stuff idden in those 5 years of comments. How long will it take to dig them up?

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

She isn't posing as a liberal. She is the end result of the far-leftwinged (no offense to the duck and it's wings) mindset that started back in the Sixties and has blossomed into what we see today. She isn't a pariah of theirs, she is their mutant child. They made her what she is, and, like Frankenstein, now want to bannish her to the frozen arctic and disown her.

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Wonder what teh Deb's definition of "accountability" would be?

 
At 11:04 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

VBS villagers with torches and pitchforks chasing Dr. Frischenstein up teh innertube hills to teh Castle shack
(cue teh wolves: AWOOOOOO)

 
At 11:04 AM, Blogger tim said...

HoseD~

Yeah...if teh deb™ is so
hot n' bothered by peeps accessing
teh archives...it's gotta be
a veritable treasure trove!

Whenever I have time, I'll have
to weed around a bit in em'.

Ducky~

The debinition of "accountability"?
Gosh, I dunno...hmmmm

 
At 11:08 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

So like I said...she hasn't learned her lesson, nor has she finally taken her attorney's or anyone's advice, she has just become a nomad and is hiding within the bosom of this AW site where Buttbeau and Felchingboy feed her crap and reinforce her belief that she is one of the most intelligent people on the planet and has done no wrong.

She is a coward surrounded by more cowards. I only hope that the attorney have returned to my site and read more about where to find her.

 
At 11:10 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I like the system there that let's you sort by author. Makes it really easy to find her. However, if she has lobbied them so successfully with her whining to make them turn on the membership button, then I can only think that it won't take long till they erase the archives just to shit her up. You have the membership, you should ask what what she is so afraid of in the archives. Innocent people don't act like that.

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

YAAAAY!!!! Football in High Def with surround sound. Life is good.

In case you haven't noticed, I really like my HDTV

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

It probably has something to do with bad math (or meth), an unfunny joke, some other nonsense of hers. Surely its nothing she has any experience with.

Oh! I know: It's on "account" that she has a PhD.!

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Hose, I agree, she's totally sick in the extreme. But as the child of a decorated Republican WWII veteran (the war to end all wars), I am not ready to write off nearly half the nation in the name of the wacked-out and warped Dr. Frisch.

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

This is opening weekend, isn't it?

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Debinition: accountability

Not anything Dr. Frisch has to concern herself with.

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Niners play at 1315 today on Fox. YAAAY!!!

Let's hope they actually do something this year

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

LOL, Ducky

 
At 11:17 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

No, what I am saying is she is their result. All the conspiricy theorists, all the BDS sufferers, years of calling Conservatives and Republicans Nazis and all...she is the end result. The sum total of all they have been spouting, and now they want to disown her. just like Churchill, and who knows how many others.

I am not saying Liberal, I am referring to the Ultra-Uber-Liberals.

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Deb wants to be able to do anything she wants, say anything she feels like saying and then be able to say "Ooopsie...I think I went too far" and erase it. This is the same thing children do. Is there any larger proof of her incredible immaturity?

"I should be able to erase anything anyone says about me. It's not fair that other people can have opinions. I am the only one with opinions because I am more intelligent than all of you> Only my opinion matters and the rest of you ned to stop tinkling on my ankle and being such big ol meanines. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! People are holding me accountable for my words and deeds like an adult. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

 
At 11:25 AM, Blogger tim said...

HoseD~~

Precisely what I was thinking,
too. Like the Dixie Chicks,
seh wants free speech without
the consequences.

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Hose,

RAOTFLMAO!

You nailed it! Oh, my sides are killing me from laughing.

I propose Deb as the new poster child for Anarchists.

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger tim said...

Duck~~

Anarchists...or Antichrists?

;)

p.s. teh!™

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Tim,

Between you and Hose, I am gonna break one of my ribs laughing! Good one!

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

* oooh I should have said "at least one of my ribs" ooooooh!

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

good afternoon

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I mean seriously...how can anyone over there deal with the maturity level of a spoiled little 6 year old that she shows?

She is doing nothing but whining, she calls people childish names, she writes like a retarded chicken, she insults everyone over thee and then gets her fur diaper in a bunch when anyone does the same, and then calls everyone an idiot and herself the most intelligent person on the planet?

What does it say about the mindset and general personality flaws of the people on that site that not only tolerate this person, but actually defend and encourage her?

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hi Sven and welcome

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

now WHERE did I leave my danged pitchfork?

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Hosedragger's comments about Deb, re: actions without accountability, are dead on. However, let me make a few comments about Abbeyweb.

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

First off, I dont think you are going to find any smoking gun in the archives, just more of the same ol Deb. Ive read her crap over the years, and I dont recall any overt or implied threats against individuals-just the usual railings against all things conservative, Bush, or Republican.

 
At 11:39 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Second, AW has been around for a long time. In the interests of fairness, dont judge all its members by your interactions with Beau, Filch-whoever he was- or Deb. Yes, the list is colored by liberals-progressives, leftwingers or whatever they call themselves, but over the years it has had its conservatives too.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger tim said...

Hi Sven~

Welcome. Y

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're right. The funniest stuff's already been posted here--
i.e., teh deb's™ asking about
Colorado restraining-order laws...

p.s. teh!™

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

The AW list, like any list, evolves and changes over time. I mean, how much discussion can you have over a dead author? Its membership has never been over a 100 people at any one time, and right now there isnt more than 5 folks still subscribed that were there from the beginning.

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger tim said...

...and, your second point is
well-taken, Sven. The EdAb list seems like *all* lists: It has a great variety of posters.

 
At 11:45 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Anyhow, that's about it-there is some good stuff in the archives-decent writing, good arguments. And there is a lot of crap. And the spin has always been too left, too much hate America-or at least its all our fault, and since the election of 2000 and 9/11 the site is full of BDS. That's why I left years ago, and the only reason I check in on it now and then is to see what the other side is up to.

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Wow-hope I didnt throw a wet blanket here!

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Back to work for me-you folks enjoy your Sunday and thanks for listening.

SvenBonk

 
At 11:57 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Woo-hoo! Found my pitchfork, right next to the compost bucket.

Svenlanka, thanks for the scoop on AW.

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger tim said...

teh deb™ is stirring...

(Warning: no teh cray zee here)

-----begin a boring deb-post---

Date: Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:10:50 -0700
From: "Deborah Frisch"
Subject: [Abbeyweb] archival irony
To: abbeyweb@abbeyweb.net
Message-ID: 003301c6d4eb$4e8cc810$0200a8c0@D635V971
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1"

Anyone of us could spend the morning going through ten years of
archives of hayduke and doc and roger and me and all the rest of us all
chitting, chatting, debating, opining, bitching, venting and splatting
without leaving our keyboards. Yet if any one of us wanted to go through
abbey's archives, we'd have to go to tucson!

why the heck hasn't someone affiliated with the library at the
University of Aridzona typed the contents of Ed's journals, letters and the
other goodies into the computer? I think Clarke's approval would be
required but I think she'd approve of an action intended to make Ed's words
more widely available.
-------end boring deb post----

yawn!

Seh actually wrote something
coherent...so teh vodka™
seems to have worn off.

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

There we go. A volunteer job for teh Deb. Gets her out of Eugene and off doing something meaningful (to her). Start packing, Deb! Head for Tucson get to work transcribing teh Ed!

Oh wait. Maybe teh RO doesn't let teh Deb be in Tucson?

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I figured it out. The reason she erased the main page and is being quiet here is that Mumsie and Daddums said they would cut her off unless she did. Fearing that, sge made a platonic attempt to show them she is being good, while hiding somewhere they don't know about. It has nothing to do with attorneys since she is marter and they aren't the boss of her

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger tim said...

HoseD~~

It wouldn't surprise me a bit...
She can't be so stupid to think
that her maneuvers are hiding
anything from teh lawyers...
...or us, for that matter ;)

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

New word:

smartyr

Debinitions anyone?

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger tim said...

I'll try, Duck~~

smartyr: to ascribe one's woes
to being a million times more
intelligent than everyone else.

Example: "Why must I always
explain?!" wailed teh deb™.
"I guess it's the price of being
a smartyr."

p.s. teh!™

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hey! Wasn't Dr. Frischkopf at teh "University of Aridzona"? Why didn't she transcribe all of those wonderous words she wants access to? Oh wait, that's right. Such work is beneath her and fit only for the "little people".

"why the heck hasn't someone" - because the ultra-left just wants to talk, and blame, and assign - someone else has to actually "do" - and most of those who belong to the great "someone else" have no interest in the job.

Hey Sulla, Sinner, Hose, Brenda -
My blog needs creating, & naming, & designing, & it could use some content as well. Why don't y'all get to work on that. (the word "thanks" is intentionally omitted to fit the proper persona.)

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

They don't have to hide from the lawyers or us. She is smarter than the lawyers. Remember, the whole thing is nothing but a waste of tax payer's money and court time. It is toothless. We are just repugnant little stalkers and troll. Ironic really when you consider her excuse for doing what she does is to get banned and to be a stalker. Anyway, Mumsie and Daddums bailed her out and are footing the bill for her expenses right now, but still harping on her to get a job and telling her she needs to grow up and stop all this foolishness. She has told them about how mean we are and where to find us, as well as the fact that they have seen her site. She will now be able to show them what a good little girl she is and that we are just big ol meanies tinkling on her ankle and harrassing her. She has made the AW go to membership only so that they can't even look to see her antics regardless how much we mention it. Should they sign up to it, she would know and be able to clean up her act further.

As for the attorneys, they have already been notified by my site how to find her, and they got that from my ID off this site, so they are monitoring her every word from here. Yes, we are providing a huge public service. JG has also cruised by my place as early as this morning, if I read my SiteMeter log correctly. While he may avoid things here and makes sure not to post anything about her, he and the attorneys know everything.

She and her parents, are going to get a huge surprise.

The big question is, what will happen to the November court date in Colorado when she is jailed for 5-10 for stalking and harrassment on September 25th?

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

I just visited teh Site® and I have to say that it is the most interesting, coherent, cogent, and well-reasoned that I have ever seen it - or could reasonably expect to see it.

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

And my laundry needs doing and my car needs washed and my projects are not finished so snap to everybody and get these things accomplished.

(teh hee!)

Seriously, Tim's take on smartyr smacks right on teh nose! A-plus!

Gotta duck out for now - time to go visit my mom.

Cheerio, and . . . CARION!

DuckyGerbil

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger tim said...

tanx, ducky :)

p.s. teh!™

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger Pixie said...

...*tiptoeing in to say hi!!! Miss you all mucho*...

ssssshhhhhhh... I'm at work.

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey Pixie. Long time no see. Boy, have YOU been missing out on alot

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

I may be wrong, but I think the reason for disappearances from Deb's page is more mundane.

If you click on the dates on her menu , all the posts are there.

I think she's got her site set to show "only the last x days posts" and as she hasn't posted anything new in over a week, the posts started dropping off, and she hasn't replaced them with anything new.

Nothing sinister, just the blog software doing its thing.

if the posts were being removed from her archives, I'd think differently.

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Herr Professor Doktor Frischkopf advocates drinking while driving! Who'da thunk?

The money line:
I've got nothing against a sip or two of scotch on the road,

Disclaimer: her post actually goes on to chastise an Abbeywebber for possibly driving drunk.

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger tim said...

Sulla~

Good point.

Seh hasn't posted in a *week*!

Hallelujah!

p.s. teh!™

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger tim said...

Paddy~~

Good find.

"given the fact that many of your posts seem to have been written when you were swimming in scotch
..."

Can anyone say, "projection"?!

:D

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

"the lord our god Edward Abbey "

Sick.

And she actually seemed concerned, if not misguided. It is too bad she is such a hypocrite. Accusing this woman a mere five years ago of posting awash in scoth. "Tequila good, scotch bad."

Oh how times have change.

Doctor...heal thyself.

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

[cheesy announcer voice]
How much would you pay for this amazing assortment of Frischzo$#174 knives? But wait! There's more!
[/cheesy announcer voice]

Key 'graphs:
The abbeyweb can bring out parts of you that you never knew you had (or at least had avoided paying too much attention to.) I got much more aggressive on the abbeyweb than I am in real life - within a few weeks of my debut, I pissed Doc off the list (he pissed me off by being condescending to Amy.) A couple of months later, I pissed Jean off the list.

She proudly claims credit for "piss"ing people off enough that they unsubscribe from a listserv. Wow, if that is the type of "accomplishment" you are proud of...
----
I grok Ed's vibes more when you folks are here, if you will pardon my Eugene.

She apparently thinks "grok" is a term coined in Eugene. Yep, it's all about her. Always has been, always will be.
----
And Michael, go easy on Brad - even the HINT of a threat to actually monkeywrench the dude is not cool, man.

But it IS OK (in her sick, twisted, drug-clouded mind) to explicitly threaten little children.

 
At 1:18 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Heya Tim, Paddy, Hose, Sulla, and other DHD'ers!

So, it turns out I have teh Deb thank for bumping up my site traffic overnight? I love how she turns what is really a post about a conspiracy theorist getting into hot water at his day job over his extra-curricular activities (does this sound familiar Deb?) into a perceived attack on Academicians. As Hose would say, "Yes, it's all about YOU, Deb."

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Doc responds and hands Deb her @ss:

Don't give yourself too much credit for anything, Ms. Frisch. At the time, I wasn't even aware of you. And if I had been it would take a whole lot more than the frothing babble of some psycho-dyke to impress me. Hell, you never were a member of this little community. Still aren't. You strike me as a very lonely person and I feel a sadness for you. Truly. But, I am a
bit curious. Just how did you find your pathetic way back here? I thought we picked up the bread crumbs.

Doc

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger tim said...

Hi PetrM~
(waving')
:)

Paddy~~
Classic. So...in a roundabout
way, we have the EdAb Listserv
to blame (or is it *thank*? ;))
After all, if they'd smacked
'er down better, back in the
day, she mighta thought 2ice
be-4 startin' a brawl at JG's
site.

teh!™

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

LDSC responds in typical Deb fashion:

Psycho-dyke sez:

Yo, Doc. It is tempting as hell to just add a little cayenne to my posts and get you to leave again and show the young'uns that I ain't shittin' them bout how much tougher than you I am. But that's not mighty Christian and so I'll cut you some slack. I am definitely not lonely - my regular life takes up enough of my time that I don't really need y'all. But I kinda like some of yuz, specially Gail and Michael and Jean and Amy and the returned guy Adam. I like your adopted son Kent (a.k.a. Goatsucker) - deal with it dude,
I think he likes me too. Even if he doesn't, I like him.

About the bread crumbs, Doc - I feel an obligation to EA to keep his spirit alive - I don't think you do deserve the title Doc - in fact, I'm at least a good a Doc as you. Here's the deal - if you play nice, I'll be Abbzugg and you can be Doc. If you insist on being a dick, I'll duke it out with you to see who gets to be Doc.


Yep, Deb is smartyr® than everyone else and is entitled to make threatening comments.

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Doc, not to be outdone, hands LDSC yet another heaping helping of teh whatt:

Frankly, I'm just not interested. School yard pissing contests have never interested me.

Game, set, match.

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

You know, that Doc almost sounds likes something one of us would have written here or in a comment on pawthetic.

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger tim said...

I dipped into the archives, too.
Found another example of projection:

-----------teh deb start--------
Re: is monkeywrenching terrorism?
From: Deborah Frisch (DFRISCH@OREGON.UOREGON.EDU)
Date: Mon Sep 17 2001 - 16:38:32 CEST

"The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons."

This definition of terrorism sounds an awful lot like what the U.S. did to Iraqis to send a message to Saddam Hussein. A fine line between patriots and terrorists?

Deb@yep.I'm.back
--------end teh deb-------------

I add: this definition of
terrorism also sounds an awful
like S.O.P. for teh deb™, Inc.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Tim or Paddy - It may be worthwhile to see how many of these teh Frischster employs in her postings. Mostly the first one, from what I can tell.

 
At 1:53 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

How funny and true!

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger tim said...

Here's a blast from teh past...
I wondered what teh deb™
might've been spewin' 'round
the '04 election...

Well, I gots an answer:

-------begin teh deb--------
From: Deborah Frisch (dfrisch@pobox.com)
Date: Fri Nov 05 2004 - 00:51:00 CET

Scene: A fraternity party. New Haven, Connecticut. 19xx [when exactly WAS
President Primate at Yale?]

(Black) Dude: Dude, pass that joint, wouldja?
Dubya: Lemme take one more toke. [Takes a big toke.] Here you go, man.
Dude: You know man, someday your dad's gonna be the fucking president.
Dubya: No way. He talks like he's got a clothes pin on his nose. And my
mother looks like George fucking Washington in drag. There's no way in hell
that they'll ever be in the White House.
Dude: (takes a toke) No man, I'm telling you. Your father's gonna be the
goddamned president of the United States one day. I'm sure of it.
Dubya: You smoke too much reefer, bro.
Dude: I smoke too much reefer? Talk about the pot calling the kettle
black!
Dubya: Talk about the nigger callin the Jew a kyke!
Dude: Talk about the faggot calling Billie Jean King a dyke!
[Laughter. Coughing. Silence.]
Dude: You know, dude. I think one day YOU are gonna be the fucking
president.
Dubya: No fucking way.
Dude: Yes fucking way.
Dubya: I'm gonna be the goddamn president of the United States of America?
Dude: That's right.
Dubya: Lemme tell you this. If I'm ever humping the first lady in the oval
office.
Dude: I don't think you hump in the oval office.
Dubya: Whatever. If I'm ever humping someone in the goddamn White House.
Dude: Do bong hits in the oval office. Boing the first lady in the Lincoln
bedroom.
Dubya: What fucking ever! If I'm ever fucking in the white house!
Dude: Fucking in the white house!!! Yeah!!! (takes a hit)
Dubya: (takes a hit)
[Coughing. Silence.]
Dubya: If I'm ever in the frigging White House..
Dude: WHEN I'm in the frigging White House..
Dubya: I am gonna screw those fucking masters.
Dude: SCREW THE FUCKING MASTERS!!!!!!
Dubya: I'm gonna say FUCK YOU Thomas slave owner Jefferson!
Dude: FUCK YOU TOMMY!!!
Dubya: I'm gonna say FUCK YOU sissy daddy!
Dude: FUCK YOU DADDY!
Dubya: I'm gonna say BITE ME Barbara George Washington!
Dude: BITE ME BARBARA!!!
Dubya: Dude, I think you're fucking nuts.
Dude: Better than fucking myself!!!
[Laughter. Coughing.]
Dubya: Dude. I promise you this. If my scrawny ass ever lands in the Honky
House..
[Laughter. Coughing.]
Dubya: I'm gonna make you proud of me.
Dude: I reckon you will, georgie boy. I hope to jesus fucking Christ you
do.

---------end teh deb--------

Sounds like a Tarentino movie
to me...without the intelligence--
just teh eff-wurds...

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger tim said...

PetrM~~

Excellent thought. But I'm
not sure even the mathematicians
have invented numbers big enough
to count that high. :)

teh!™

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger Chell said...

Paddy, i just read what you pasted. LOL! Not "Christian." Um, is that what she claims to be? Today? How 'bout tomorrow? OK, that's just petty of me. ;) Pet, I love yer blog. I consider myself a liberal, but your sensible way of looking at things is much appreciated. So you've been bookmarked, and will be blogrolled by this evening unless you object. :)

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Just one more reason I call her DEB-Bile.

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Chell - Wow, thanks! Not a problem. I lurve Linky Love™.

 
At 2:04 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Tim - Well, Deb probably just uses Ad Hominem™ and Authority™ as her weapons of choice.

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Plus, look at this widdew guy...[coo-baby voice]Whose da cute widdew raging right-winger? Whose da widdew raging right-winger? A kichy-koo![/coo-baby voice]

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

New Thread up.

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Just woke up and catching up.

Ha! Ms. Frisch thinks you're vermin for "questioning" a 9/11 conspiracy theory? But her poor comprehension skills doesn't see that you're writing about that joke of a physicist Steven Jones and his withdrawn "continuing status."

That's some pretty cute lookin vermin right there.

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - I thought it was pretty funny, myself. Yep, cute widdew Hamtaro, raging backlasher against the left-leaning acadhimmics.

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

I just had a thought (hey, it happens!) what if some other guy comes around that also likes calling people dude? How will we tell who's talking to whom? Chances are pretty slim, since most people address each other by their handles, but what if? Besides, I'd never get used to calling you "pet." Ick. Ha!

This Roddick - Federer match might take a while.

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger tim said...

D00d~~

What's with the "dude"?

:D

teh!™

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - not gonna happen. We're the only "dudes" here. I think if somebody tries, we'll just out-dude the "dude" until he stops.

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

And dude - yeah, a set each, and on serve in the third. Just hope Roddick keeps his nerve up.

Tim - "D00d" is fine.

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

I don't know, dude. There's a lot of fans of The Big Lebowski, so there's many chances of the Dude being channeled in all his dudeness. Besides, I like Tim's idea of just spelling d00d differently. Woot!

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger tim said...

yay!

teh!™

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Looks like Beau is back in the other thread.

 
At 3:10 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Going after the "hypocritical christian" schtick. Tiresome.

 
At 3:12 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - well (doubtful) if some Dude actually somehow outdudes us, then I'll just call you 1of3, and you can call me 2of3. Who's going to steal that?

 
At 3:14 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Seriously, he had his say, go back to your patch. The topic here is Frisch, so if he thinks it's a "stupid topic", he can leave. He can't stop anyone from citing the archives of AW, so it's kind of pointless to ask.

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Right. There is no privacy online. Comment boards are worse than having shouting matches in the public square, because anyone can relive them, not just those present at the original splat. It's worse than having a disfunctional family who never lets anyone forget their worst moments.

 
At 3:31 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - come on over to the other thread if you haven't already.

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger tim said...

Last!

teh yay!™

 

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