Saturday, September 09, 2006

Well, well, well....

I am so glad I am here today, not only am I getting lots done with nobody around, but I managed to snag some interesting info.

Looky who has been lurking again...

11 visits with nothing to say? Come on, we must have gotten so much smarter since last time to frighten away the wordwarrior!

Just bookmark it already, do you really need to search every time?

SOOPER SEKRIT MESSAGE to Dr. Frisch: Upgrade your version of Firefox!

Update: POKE!


At 1:37 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

I'm Guessin' that "good 'ol baw" Beau didn't catch this on a previous thread, so...



You have the temerity to say that we threw down on you unprovoked? While somewhat amusing, that is a bald faced lie. While I am currently unable to quote from Abbeyweb because your little group is ashamed of your past writings or your associations with Dr. Deb or some other reason, you said there something to the effect of “Maybe I should go over there to straighten out the rubes”. Then when you did show up you uncork this beauty:

I had hoped for more than puerile comments.

What is the purpose of this site? Is there a purpose?

You then proceed to insult the fine ladies that visit here and generally make a second class ass of yourself by making yet another false statement:

Deb hasn't lobbied me to do anything. The only reason I came to this site was to request that you not copy and paste posts from the Abbeyweb.

Its sort of funny that you would show your face here yesterday. A person that has been sympathetic toward Deb (like you and your ecoterrorist worshiping clan) named Chell came over yesterday to see if we would dance for her and wound up not only being accepted into the community, but broke a few barriers down. While we can disagree with Chell on a number of things, we also can accept her and interact civilly. In fact, not only civilly, but some of us became downright friendly (myself included).

This is of course in contrast you your actions. Chell was civil and open minded, you decided before coming here that we were beneath contempt and to paraphrase Deb “not even human”.

I do not speak for the community here, but if you were to turn it around and be civil, honest and open minded, you might find a friend or two here. If not, please consider crawling back into the now ashamed to be seen sewer that spawned you.

At 1:40 PM, Blogger SBH said...

Go read Fatwa's post today at his blog. It's good! (i love that man).

Ducky, rain, rain!!!! Yeah!!!

See you all later.

At 1:40 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

DEBBIE!!!! I am so proud of you little pooter...

You actually used Google for something.

Wow...our little troll is growing sooo fast.

Now if you could just google "Eugene Oregon Mental Health Professionals"

And "Eugene Oregon Substance Abuse Hotline" you could be on your way.

Hey...Debbie...did you read the posts I put up telling how the lawyers involved have been snooping around my site and making sure to document all your threats and continued stalking and arrests?

I feel sooo honored. Too bad you are such a coward that you need to send you minions of trolls to speak for you instead of coming yourself.

Also it is too bad that for someone soooo adverse to spending time in jail or having run ins with the law, you have learned nothing from your experiences and have only got worse and dug your hole deeper.

The Scheudenfrisch I am feeling today while sitting with friends and loved ones and assorted family members is trully over flowing.

And it is all thanks to you and your amazingly ignorant attempt at being and proving just how much smarter you are than everyone else.

At 1:42 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey ButtBeau...give it up. Frisch hates men and is Lesbian. No matter how much you suck up to her, you ain't getting none, and she will only use you for as long as you are useful to her. Then you just become another "limp-lobed" target of her wrath. Be thee warned says I.

At 1:46 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Have you noticed that Beau-Jest never addresses the substance of posts? Just goes off on his own little rants? Why that behavior reminds of a story. What story was that? Oh, yes, now I remember - The Three Billy Goats Gruff Beau-Jest plays a starring role under the bridge.

At 1:52 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Well, it is a trademark of Liberal trolls. It is also the mark du juor of our Little Debbie Snck Cake. Has she ever once argued or vomitted about anything we were talking about or asked her? Nope. Just goes off on a crank and tequila induced rant.

At 1:57 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

OK...just downloaded and installed an updated driver for my keyboard. Hopefully alot of the problems I have been having will now vanish

At 2:04 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Updated video/screen driver as well.

Woo hoo

At 2:09 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Here is another technorati post for Widdle Dweebie

At 2:20 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Beau - is any of this stuff "off limits"?

Just checking - wouldn't want to piss off Mr. Mississippi Internet Tough Guy.

At 2:35 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Mississippi? Says on his little birdie sites that he is in Germantown Tennessee.

Wow. A liar AND a hypocrite. Who would have ever imagined that.

And ButtBeau...if that is the best picture of you ever taken...that's really too bad.

Of course, since your face is hidden in shadow, I can see why you feel that way.

Tweet tweet...tweet tweet tweet.

At 2:43 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

What about THIS link for ya little Buttbeau?

At 2:48 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Wow...Accordin to THIS it is now wonder you are such a big fan of people who threaten and make sexual comments about 2 year olds as well as threaten other people and think they are sooo much better than others.

Lookie is amaing what Google can do. I think you better get busy and contact all these websites and make them "member only.

Let's see what else our little "anarchist" who's for the burds has swimming around.

Anyone else see the hypocrisy in an admitted anarchist wanting rules to protect himself from his own idiocy?

At 2:59 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

How's that Telecommunications Commission gig going anyway? Would they be interested in you antics? Hmmmm....

At 3:05 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said... a 20,000 dollar bond enough? After all, it is such a huge undertaking. So, are you the minorty? Do you actually qualify as one?

At 3:12 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Here is a quote from March from our favorite little hate-monger and resident whack job.

I just love how they haven't figured out what the word "Cached" means. Pretty funny considering the Buttbeau is in telecommunications.

Actually, I have javelinas for breakfast, rattlesnakes for lunch and fried
saguaro for dinner. Sticks and stones are for sissies.

As far as I can tell (given that I killfilter the mofo), D**** called me a
Jewish dyke. I'll cop to the latter and the former is debatable, depending
on whether you define Jewishness in terms of "having a Jewish mother" or
"identifying as one of the alleged God's allegedly chosen people." But in
any event, what he said about me is roughly factual whereas what I say about
him is just plain nasty, insulting and mean. While I truly appreciate the
outrage on my behalf and am happy to see the guy trashed, I have to say I
don't think it's fair. admission that rather than rational she is just nasty. Well who would have thought, huh?

At 3:17 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

Barney Coppersmith

Your links are another reason why this site is such a treasure. Last night Brenda spotted this guy for what he was right away. Then Hose and others educated him. Then Sulla finished him off. And now you come in with the hard evidence. Very well done.
As I expected, this poser went from being a dweller of the Delta (not)…to a resident of Germantown , a suburban enclave of eastern Memphis that is NOT a village on the sandy loam soil of Faulkner’s Delta. And the fact that he refers to himself as Beau should have tipped us off that he is another phony reenactor. But then again, the reference to BB’s while shooting teal was a pretty good marker.
Then we get the icing on the cake…they won’t let us read the archives anymore.

At 3:21 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey Debbie...I just remembered something. Back on July 8th, you made the outrageous claim that you contacted the FBI and Pajamas Media as to how to proceed with all your various complaints. How's that going anyway? Did they jump right on it and take care of you...the real victim in all of this? I mean, Pajamas Media as well as all the other sites and people you claimed were doing such evils as to make you fear for your life are still around and still posting. What happened? Did they just tell you to get bent? Or are they working in a clandestine fashion to uncover the Vast Rightwing Conspiricy that exists to bring the likes of Liberal WordWarriors such as yourself down and silence your oh so impressive and important voice?

Come on...TAWK!!! Enquiring mids want teh no!!!

At 3:22 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Ahhh...but Master Yoda...the Dark Side must be clouding you. You have forgotten the Cached features of searches.

At 3:25 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

I don't pretend to understand all that stuff. Brenda has been my technical support backbone from the beginning.
Don't let the Yoda name imply any technical expertise...that's why I rely on you and others here.

At 3:49 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

i meant no slam oh friend...only comedy.

If you do a search on Google, you can look at a cached version of the page, even though they now require a membership to the He-Man Human Hater's Club"

The link has Cache written below it. Try it out.

At 3:59 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

So Deb...don't you feel extrodinary guilt at allowing your dog to suffer for a long time with a diseased liver, resulting in his death? I mean, caring pet owners make regular appointments with their vet to have full physical exams done. Here you are talking about how it was Thursday that he was looking bad and you waited till the next day. Looking bad? He must have been bad for a long time to keep him loaded up on morphine ony to have him die so soon.

Man, you really don't care about anything but yourself do you?

At 4:08 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Buttbeau...only 26th place in the run huh? That's too bad.

At 4:09 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Good evening, everyone.

At 4:11 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I've had a lovely day de-limbing my exploding tree.

At 4:11 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Yoda -

Are you still here?

At 4:15 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Buttbeau...You once said this to Ms Frischenstein:

"Deb, I love your angst and passion, but dear, life is too short for this
stuff. I'd drop it and move on to less stressful and more productive
endeavors. Don't let your hatred for the opposition cloud your
judgment. Rage makes you ineffective."

Is there a reason you fail to follow your own advice? Are you that much of a hypocrtie? Tell us all why you support her? Tell us all why you support every last thing she has said and done.

Tell us all why an admitted anarchist wished to invoke rules on others. Tell us all why you are a mockery of that which you espouse.

At 4:19 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Oh, the comment you wrote was from July 9th. Has something drastically changed in your way of thinking as Ms. Frichenstein has grown even more repulsive, threatening, psychotic and scarey with threatening an ex lover of hers to the point she had to get arrested and is facing sentancing in less than two weeks?

I would also like to ask you if you would be so kind as to go through all the threads here, especially over the last 2 weeks and justify your stance as a protector of Dr. Frischensteins while also insulting women here. o you speak to Allison that way?

At 4:20 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

I'm sort of here. It's college football night so my attention span is like that of, say, a Beau.
How are you, most intuitive of our clan?

At 4:20 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey Breda. How are you this fine Saturday?

At 4:23 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Too funny. FELCHboy actually used the sentance "We are all pawns in the military industrial complex" and used it to appear intelligent. TOO funny

At 4:24 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Oops, ducked out for a moment in search of fragrant candles to burn up.

Hey, hose & yoda!

Yoda, I wanted to ask if you wanted to change up your icon -- I'm thinking about putting together a little powerpoint demo of how to do that since we get asked so often.

At 4:26 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I'm NOT a pawn. I'm a knigit, and if he comes back I shall taunt him for a 40th time!

At 4:28 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

YAY!!!! My Office Professional discs were located. I can now use word and excell again..My karma doth run over!!!!!

At 4:30 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

You would think the troll would wish to go by something other than Felchboy. Must truly represent who he really is as well as his favorite hobby

At 4:33 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

For a list of all cached Abbeyweb things, Please Click Here

I finally got this link thingie figured out. Whoopie. Us poor dumb blue collar fire types is not dumb..we'uns is s-m-r-t smart

At 4:35 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

I had to google 'felcher' - I knew it was something nasty, but oh, my. That's very, very icky.

Of course, so is the frisch-bait troll so that fits.

At 4:37 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

Thanks for the help. Really. Give it a shot and I'll be watching...but as mentioned before, I have an abbey level attention to detail tonight because of my OCD problem with college football.
Look forward to the results. What would this world be without you, Sinner, Sulla, Hose, Paddy, Blizz, Fatwa, rabbit and Lord forgive me for who I left out.

At 4:38 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

None of the links provided go anywhere. The anarchists/left-o-matics have hidden it all! How can we be swayed by their logic and eloquence when we can't get to their deathless words?

I am feeling...bereft. Really. Just bereft.

At 4:40 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Yoda -

It'll take a while to get the pp presentation put together. I just meant, do you want to change your avatar now or are you happy with it as is?

At 4:42 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Bren, you have to click on the "Cache" part under the link.

See, they think they are soooooo smart, yet even Mr. Telecommunication Debbie supporting troll forgot or didn't know about that.

What a huge collective amount of morons. Thank God they are contained. TWEET TWEET

At 4:45 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Here's a bird for ol Buttbeau to study and look at through his little binoculars.

At 4:51 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

YAY...I got MS Publisher installed again too. YAY!!!

At 4:51 PM, Blogger Religious Zealot said...

Good evening fellow VBSers.

I see the place is still as active as always.

I haven't read everything (there's too much), but to echo what else has been said here about Beau and complaining about pulling stuff from their archives:

cockroaches HATE the light.

(Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal!)

At 4:52 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

Be careful, he'll try to shoot BBs at your butt.

I just didn't see the 'cache' link. I know about cache, cache is a friend of mine, and that, sir, is a cache.


(BTW, I love the head fairy on Fairly Odd Parents.)

At 4:54 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

RZ -

You forgot to tell everyone to thank their waitress, Patty Ann.

Beau and filch were the source of some fun last night, all right!

At 4:57 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

I just hope Beau keeps his guns at home when he goes birding.

Weather turned extremely nice here in Eugene and the evening is about to open before us. My guess is that Ms. Frisch is downtown at the Celebration.

Though I m'self have yet to spot here around town.

I'll be ducking in and out from time to time.


At 4:57 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hose -

After you get Access and Excel installed, if you want to turn off those annoying security messages (and you should have virus checking on your machine!), just click on Tools, select Macro, select Security and finally select the 'low' option.

Those security nags drive me nertz.

At 4:58 PM, Blogger Yoda said...

I trust your judgement...make it a surprise and I'll be back to see it in a while. Again, thanks for the help.

At 4:58 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hey, ducky. Watch out for the bb gun toting anarchists!

At 4:59 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Will do, brendak - the urban woods is full of 'em around these parts.

At 5:05 PM, Blogger Justhereforthebeer said...

Some additional stuff on the Beau
On page 66 of this PDF you can find Beau's resume.
I don’t see anarchist listed in his employment history or his community involvement.

I wonder if the FBI and the City of Germantown know that they have an admitted anarchist
on the Germantown telecommunications commission.

I wonder what Beau knows about DOS attacks?

At 5:06 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Nothing like a big, urly powerful mannly man who is out flexing his saggy old guy butt muscles while watching the litle chickadees.

Wow...if only I could be as butch and macho as my new hero Buttbeau.

What a man.

Funny how I made the comment about how unmanly he really is, and how Allison is probably looking around for a man whose hands don't feel like they are kept in gloves filled with vaseline yesterday huh?

At 5:09 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I dunno..he doesn't seem to know squat abot cache.

But at least his lady fair took 26th in a run last year. Must be all that pent-up frustration about being married o a bird watcher.

GOD I love google

At 5:10 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

beer -

I hope they don't get a DOS attack - they might come here to spew.

Which, yeah, they're easy to dispatch but still annoying.

At 5:11 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Buttbeau's statement on his education: 'Ain't learnt much, but I'm a tryin'. "

Why does his picture look like someone stuck a stick up his butt? Maybe him and felcherboy got into it.

At 5:15 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

A SALESMAN!?!?!?!? The big bad buff macho jerk is a SALESMAN????

Oh yeah dude. you have truly trumped all of us here with your FASCINATING work history.

Holy crap...all of my observations of this jackass were 100% right on. Can I call my trolls or what?

At 5:17 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

He looks like he has a stick up his rear because he does. It keeps the spine stiff, and you need a stiff spine if you are going to be an Intellectual Master of the Universe Anarchist.

I've heard that mallets are used in the stick-application process.

At 5:26 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

This jackass even has a mullet. Too much. I guess the hat is to make him look more macho. Doesn't he realize that women, and people in general, think that guys who wear those things are nothing more than posers and ass clowns?

Too funny. Maybe Allison should come and see what a gentleman she is married to. Hmmm...after all, if children are fair game, and he supports that philosophy as well as the way he treated you...showing exactly just what type of person he truly is...she should find out, don't you think?

At 5:34 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't anarchists opposed to gainful employment...let alone working for "The Man" in a telecommunications firm?

So, on top of being a hypocritical supporter of people who would do harm to children, he is also a liar and a poser?

What an unbelievable large uber-asshole.

I bet his wife looks at him with disgust and embarrassment everytime he says he is an anarchist.

I don't think that word means what he thinks it means...but then that probably isn't an issue he is foreign to

At 5:35 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

There's someone for everyone, I've heard, and there's proof of the statement.

Is he actually on the Germantown telecommunications commission? What's an anarchist doing proping up the oppressive gov't?

That would be so...hypocritical.

At 5:36 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

JINX. I guess I own you a coke, now.

At 5:36 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

O...of to watch a movie. See yas. Tell Felchingboy and the Anarchist man-boy I said hi.

At 5:37 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Evenin', folks!

Messrs. Coppersmith and Dragger -

A fine job of cyber-sleuthing, lads...with hilarious consequences! (Sorry about that last bit; was pondering ideas earlier for future TEH-TV audio.)

Bur seriously: thanks for your efforts; it's a nice plus that some of the results are indeed comical. Imagine ol' Col. Beauregard Peyton, self-styled intertube action hero, challenging someone to a duel at sunrise.

With BB pistols.

Will the fun ever stop around here?

I've been pondering making quasi-regular audio productions the first priority fir the Ministry of Propaganda; at this rate, I won't run out of grist for the sarcasm mill until at least 2027.

One other thing: You know that symbol faux-anarchists love to deface stuff with?

Aside from the irony of anarchists having a logo, there are also people selling anarchy logo merchandise.

Dang, I love capitalism!

At 5:38 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Yeah, scan up. I already mentioned him being on the commision, and wondered how they would feel about his activities, his views on women and having an anarchist working from within to bring down the military industrial establihment and "The Man"

Something I am sure an industrial little gerbil would be willing to look into.

At 5:38 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

fir = for


At 5:48 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Brenda...Go look in your e-mail. Great picture I found and altered in honor of the anarchist birdwatcher

At 5:49 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hey, fatwa -

Oh, the irony, and gosh that anarchist logo sure is tough looking.

The last of the rugged individualists, I'm sure.

Now available with Indiana Jones hats! And Custom-Fitted V Masks!

At 5:51 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

A definition...not Debinition, for my good pal Buttbeau:

an‧ar‧chist  /ˈænərkɪst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[an-er-kist] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun 1. a person who advocates or believes in anarchy or anarchism.
2. a person who seeks to overturn by violence all constituted forms and institutions of society and government, with no purpose of establishing any other system of order in the place of that destroyed.
3. a person who promotes disorder or excites revolt against any established rule, law, or custom

At 5:52 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hose -

That's just sad. Poor birdie. It's a good pic, but I just feel bad for the bird.

I am a setimental weenie.

At 5:53 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

Yeah, yeah. I know one of those pretty well.

Mostly, they just want to get out of the mortgage/rent payment.

At 5:53 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said... does this relate to you as a salesman, working for a telecommunication firm and on a government commission while at the same time going and looking at little birdies? Hmmmm?

Come on big brave studly man...why are you so afraid to answer all these questions I have presented to you? A big brave anarchist such as yourself should be able to delurk and present your views to us. Or do you prefer your Sekrit Klub?

Please stand up for yourself Macho Man.

Tawk to me peeps.

At 5:54 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Hey folks,

Good evening-long time lurker, long time Deb despiser and in the interests of full disclosure, an exAbbeywebber. But now, sniff, the archives are locked up. Youre making me subscribe again to see all the good stuff!

At 5:54 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

And before you ask, no Im not Beau.

At 5:56 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Well it isn't like I did the bird in. I found the pic.

I don't even hunt. Some of us have a problem with killing animals, while other big brave macho guys like to kill things to make up for their inadequacies.

Present company excepted here as we all know everyone here has more than proved their worth and manliness. After all, no one here has come in talking about it. We just naturally demonstrate it.

Have I put my foot in my mouth?

At 5:56 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hello, svenlanka and welcome to DHD.

At 5:57 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Anyway, point I was making is the men here have nothing to prove, however the anarchist birdie man seems to need to scream it as if everyone he sees and meets automatically naturally doubts it.

i think it is called projecting. Or some other Freudian term

At 5:59 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

No, of course not, no foot in viscous matter. I know you didn't go out and snuff the bird. I just...felt bad for the bird, is all.

I mean, if it were plucked and cleaned by someone other than myself, I'd fry up the bird, don't get me wrong.

At 5:59 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hi Svet. And no, we didn't make you sign up. Der Frischenstein did as she is trying to cover her tracks after posting further "actionable" statements on that site. As the saying goes, if there is nothing to hide, there is no problems. No one has posted or copied anything other than what Little Debbie Snack Cake has written. Your beef is with her, and apparently Buttbeau and Felchingboy

At 6:00 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Bit at anyrate, welcome. All non-trolls are always welcome here.

At 6:01 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Again, gona snuggle with Liberty. Back later

At 6:01 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Thanks, Brendak, for the welcome. I should be working, only stopped by to say hello-only seems polite to do so since Ive enjoyed this site since its been up. And Deb, yes this is SvenBonk, or at least 80% of her.

At 6:02 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Howdy, svenlanka.

Your greeting was just a tich more polite than Beau's.


At 6:03 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

svenlanka -

We knew you weren't beau or filch as soon as you didn't call anyone 'hon' or threaten to shoot bb's at the local birds.

You don't have to sign up, just follow Hose's google link earlier in the thread and view the cache.

At 6:04 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Wow, no blame intended on the archives issue to this site. What AW does is thier affair. My god, I must be sounding like a liberal!

At 6:04 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Hi, back from downtown Eugene. Beer gardens are filling up! Lots of locals are wearing face paint, wigs, etc. Probably couldn't spot Deb if I walked right by her.

But I'm back home for to prepare a meal that will be consumed next door with our dear neighbor-friends as we watch the Oregon Ducks on TV.

That's right! The Oregon Ducks! Yay!

So all this stuff today with Beau, and anarchy. You know that the leader of the anarchist movement lives right here in Eugene. I've met him on a number of occasions, including civic events. Nice enough fellow.

Too bad he hasn't read the definition of anarchy!


Well to paraphrase Brenda, everybody's gotta be something.

The one thing I do know for certain is that if my feathers are in peril, I can count on people like Hose and Hawk to go above and beyond on my behalf.

Something none of us should ever take for granted, not for a second.

I wouldn't be part of the gerbil crusade if I didn't know for sure that Deb has been as aggressive in real life as she is in blog life. She needs help, to be sure, and making excuses for her is not helping.

Oh, and Beau. If the ducks had guns, you would be much more impressive.

At 6:05 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

svenlanka -


At 6:07 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

It's ok with me if BoBo & pal stay away.

We have bigger Frich to fry than those minnows, throw them back.

This is what happens when you start collecting sea-CHELLs.

At 6:08 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Ducky -

Good one (duck examines singed tail feathers, turns to sight-in rifle).

Hope The ODs win!

At 6:08 PM, Blogger Ducky said...


Living here in Eugene, I'm always careful to check my blind spot (quick glances over my left wing).

At 6:10 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

rabbit -

Much like Special Debbie, they'll be back.

No one can resist the lure of DHD.
[/oooOOOOooooooo woo-woo music]

At 6:10 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

However, related to the archives issue, I did catch Nancy Pelosi earlier on CSPAN talking about some congressional action to shut down the internet if conservative types continue digging through the electronic records of various lists. She didnt mention Abbeyweb by name, but hell....

At 6:13 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

svenlanka -

She has about as much chance of achieving that as I do of talking Richard Branson into taking me on that first Virgin flight into space.

What they (politicos) want to do is hide their now-easily-trackable and easily regrettable past utterances.

Not gonna happen.

At 6:13 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

Yup, Brenda, heat-seeking missiles are what a duck needs when being pursued by birdlovers of a certain ilk.

Rabbit! sea-Chells, very punny! I love puns.

Deb is a glutton for pun-ishment.

teh heh!

But seriously, this Duck knows she needs both her left wing AND her right wing in order to stay aloft. Making me a moderate in most things . . .

except when I'm watching my beloved GREEN AND YELLOW OREGON DUCKS!!

Yes!! We go quackers! Back later!

At 6:13 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Sorry BrendaK

Can't get teh funny on right now.

Thinking about 9/11 has put me off my rabbit -feed.

Maybe later.

At 6:15 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

rabbit -

I know. And nobody has to be 'on' all the time. Are you watching Flight 93?

At 6:18 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I haven't seen any of the movies. I just can't yet.

At 6:18 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Fortunately or not, the internet is forever. Emails are easily trackable, whatever you send out over the internet is stored away somewhere. I dont know whether Deb's comments on AW have any bearing on her legal woes, but it does give a picture of the type of woman she is-at least the type of woman she portrays herself as, in print in a specific environment.
Ive never met her in real life-she might be completely different. Who knows, and honestly, who cares?

At 6:23 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

BrendaK -

Ah, yes...the Therimin is the instrument you're referring to.

Rabbit -

I know what you mean; I was trying to finish my rough draft earlier. Five years hasn't dimmed my memories very much.

Flight 93 is extremely well done, but I'm far from ready to sit through it again. (Saw it theatrically and was actually glad I went by myself.)

At 6:27 PM, Blogger svenlanka said...

Back to work for me.

I will say this in closing-Ive contacted a few of you directly on this list over the past month or so, names picked at random, and Ive been amazed at some of the responses that sincerely expressed concern over the state of Deb's health and that wished her to get some help from friends and family. Youre better men than me-if Deb crashes and burns I wont shed any tears.

Good night

At 6:29 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

svanlanka -

Judging by her stalking arrest and continuing similar legal problems, I'd say that in person she is exactly like her online persona.

At 6:31 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


You should see Flight 93.

It was powerful!

At 6:31 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hi all,

At 6:39 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hey, hawk.

Flight 93 was powerful. That part where the poor stewardess was being forced to knock at the cockpit door? I sat in the theater crying and saying out loud "Don't do it, don't do it."

At 6:39 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hey Hawk:

I caught up with your fast action avatar switching with the brother unit last night. Cool! Looks like you got the hang of it.

Now you got a high karate fu flingin' guinea pig going on! Hi-yah!

At 6:39 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Just for fun (and propaganda), I've posted a piece with a bit of therimin in it. It was part of a series of unlikely variations on "Oh, Susanna" I did about ten years ago.

This was the suspense variation.

Evenin', Hawk!

At 6:41 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hey Fatwa!

At 6:45 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hey, joe.

At 6:46 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Yo, Joe -

Westsiiiiide in tha hizzle!

At 6:47 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hi Brenda!

Did you have fun with bonobo and felcher last night?

At 6:47 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Fatwa -

That is just amazing. When you know, you can hear "Oh, Susanna" but I wouldn't have figured it out on my own. Very eerie.

1:00 to 1:03 was exactly what I was going for there.

At 6:48 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Hey Joe,

Yeah the little monster is pretty cool, but Sinner happened on him too soo I'll check out a different one.


I clenched my fist and I couldn't stop my eyes from watering.

At 6:49 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Yo Fatwa!

Schmo-dizzle kickin' da hizzle fo' shizzle!

At 6:50 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Ok, did every single person here know what felching was already?

I had to look it up. My blush may be permanent.

Bo-peep was entertaining, but felcher was boring. We're going to want a better class troll than that.

At 6:51 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


Your stuff is great. what did you say you do for a living?

At 6:53 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


It's okay being a good girl. I didn't find out the definition, or even the concept thereof, until I got to college.

At 6:56 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

BrendaK -

I don't know much, but I know my musical clichés.

Joe -

I'll need to run that through Babelfish's Hip-Hop-to-English translator.

At 7:00 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Looks like my Cal Bears are making up for last week: 35 - 17 against Minnesota.

At 7:05 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hawk -

When I lived in L.A., I earned a large percentage of my freelance income writing/arranging/performing music and writing/producing radio ads.

Sadly, much less demand for same in NE Ohio. But I have a lot of more traditional job skills, too. Hope to eventually build-up a clientele here for the "fun" stuff.

I appreciate being able to share some of my stuff with folks here.

At 7:05 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

I guess fatwa left. Is he in the music or entertainment biz?

At 7:06 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

joe -

How much time left to the game?

At 7:07 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hawk -

Yes. He'll have to tell you more.

I think he's hopping in and out while he works on something.

At 7:08 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Yoda, Fatwa and the rest of the pack - sorry, I had to post and run ealier. I appreciate the kudos and am glad I could finally contribute something here.

The most ironic thing about Beau is - he IS the comedian Deb has always dreamed about being.

Who said life isn't fair!

I see we're being studied now:

At 7:10 PM, Blogger Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said...

Bunsen, bring in the Therimin.

At 7:10 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ah ha! 2:30 left and now it's 42 - 17!

At 7:12 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


Good one! Although I didn't know gerbils were so popular in the Netherlands and Germany.

At 7:12 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hey, Barney.

"A few years ago some new gerbil colours where discovered"

I want to be the blue gerbil! Maybe the lavender gerbil, if blue is already taken.

At 7:13 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Yup, Me too. I'm checking on you guys. Doing my sinner homework for Monday and making more movie backups for my deployment.

At 7:15 PM, Blogger Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said...


[Checking pockets, reading license] Right, because I am Bunsen.

At 7:16 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I'm hanging out and trying to multitask; my responses may be a bit slow for the next little while.

At 7:24 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Ditto Fatwa,

I said I liked your music and wondered what you did for a living.

At 7:29 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hawk -

Please see my 7:05 comment for a brief answer

At 7:32 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Beau has dibs on the manly pink color.

Sure hope he doesn't goggle me! The results will spell my downfall.

Alfalfa pellets and sunflower seeds to the first rodent that can guess the orgin of my screen name.

Hint: The spelling is slightly off - don't want Vinnie Antonelli to find me.

At 7:34 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


I missed it Fatwa. I was just asking because I have a friend from school (PA) who is in the entertainment business (Special Effects and Makeup).

At 7:37 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


At 7:37 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Did you have a "hard" question for us tonight Barn?

At 7:38 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey there everyone. I'm back from the long snugglin with my pooch. She is very happy now.

At 7:39 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


Would you be talking about My Blue Heaven with Rick Moranis and Steve Martin?

At 7:40 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Yes, I loved how Buttbeau hasn't figured out that you can't pretend to be such a big brave man when you have proof of what a girly-man you are splashed all over the internet.

P.S. Tweet Tweet

At 7:42 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

As for Pelosi's statement, don't you love how the First Ammendment party is always going out of their way to stifle it? Don't you love how they constantly prove they have nothing to hide by going through extensive measures to hide everything.

Shut down the internet? You have GOT to be kidding. The internet is so huge, it is out of control and beyond shutting down. Another Uber-Lib proving once again that they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

At 7:43 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Yous guys are too sharp for me - yous guys must have those PHD things.

At 7:44 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

There is a huge confrontation brewing between the forces of good and evil in this country. I am just trying to figure out what event will make it all come to a head.

Good thing we are the party of the Second Ammendment.

At 7:44 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Hose - is there a difference?

At 7:44 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Maybe Goonies guys was Cooperpot?

Will someone pass me a napkin to help with this egg on my face?

At 7:50 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hawk -

From what I've seen, those folks have a lot of fun. But they often work crushing hours. Not only designing and fabricating; heavy-duty character prostheses and makeup can take several hours to apply each day before they shoot frame one

Your friend in L.A.?

I can't do any more "Sinner homework" tonight; I'll have to finish it tomorrow. It's really tough emotionally to recollect that day.

Hose & Barney - Thanks again for your efforts earlier; always good to have more material to work with.

As regards "shutting down the internet":




Man, that hurts.

At 7:50 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Barney Coppersmith was the FBI man played by Rick Moranis in "My Blue Heaven"

At 7:51 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


I see that too and sometimes it worries me because we are so polarized.

I wonder sometimes the extent people might go to.

These guys from AbbeyWeb or whatever. They can really be a scarey group of folks at say so-called peace protests.

They (anarchists) walk around looking for any counter-demonstration or anyone out of line and they go in like Brown Shirts. I've seen a big group of the bandana wearing thugs in Chapel Hill and a small group right here in Fayetteville.

It makes you want to wade through them with a bat.

At 7:51 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...


No pee aitch dee necessary for knowing pop culture and how to work a search engine, something our Ms. Frisch proves over and over again.

At 7:51 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Chester Copperpot???

Sloth love Chunk???

At 7:55 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Yes Fatwa,

He's in Canada right now working on the second Alien Vs Predator, but his company Amalgamated Dynamics Inc is in LA.

At 7:56 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


At 7:57 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Well, I am willing to bet money, that now Buttbeau has been exposed as the big girly man that he really is (tweet tweet, can I interest you in purchasing...) we probably won't see him or that ridiculous KosKid Feltching-boy any more.

Cowards come in all shapes and sizes, and some of them wear stupid hats in desperation of hiding the keys to their closet.

At 7:59 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hawk -

Even a music geek such as I knows of that company.

More power to your buddy; he must be pretty darned good.

At 8:01 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


I missed what you found out about him that makes you think he's a girly man.

At 8:03 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

The birdwatching, his career, his wandering around in a stupid hat to make him look more butch, the way he talks to women. I mean the list is quite endless

At 8:04 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

The way he has to talk about doing his poor wife and shooting guns. Hell, Freud would have a whole litany of books to write on that joker

At 8:05 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

My friend Tom and a guys named Alex Gillis I think, actually started and own the Co.

Baw got himself an Oscar. We're all really proud of him from our class of 76.

At 8:05 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

That should bring you up to speed of Biff Peyton.

At 8:05 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Got it Hose Thanks.

At 8:06 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I mean, here is a guy who makes disparaging comments about my job and military personnel, and he is nothing more than a cold-call salesman bird watcher.

At 8:07 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I got money says he hasn't seen his wife naked, let alone had "marital relations" or whatever the hell he called it last night, with her in months if not years.

At 8:07 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Could I be any more artistically challenged? All I wanted was a nice, blue-shaded gerbil. My photoshop skills are to be laughed at. Which is why you do not see an avatar of a blue-shaded gerbil, because you would have laughed at it.

Maybe I should RTFM.


At 8:08 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

But it is nice to see that he is married and advertising himself around the internet in hopes of some woman of questionable cognitive thinking abilities thinking he should go out with her.

REEEEal nice and manly guy.

At 8:09 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Barney -

I finally looked at that second image - everyone gets bad pics sometimes, I know, but could he look more like a wanker?!


At 8:10 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Nice freakin head of hair he has huh?

At 8:10 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Jeff Cohen, who played Chunk in the Goonies, was Cal's Student Body President my last year there. His campaign featured Chunk prominently in all his signs and ads.

At 8:11 PM, Blogger Ducky said...

We interrupt this discussion of Beau's manliness to report that the Oregon Ducks have the Bulldogs, 14-3, at the end of the first quarter.

Back later.

At 8:11 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Sure he can. Go look at the link where he is wearing that stupid hat and has that goathe.

Hiding his mullet.

At 8:12 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Gerbils: Cute little fuzzy mammals that are fun to play with and fun to watch. Warning, do NOT piss them off or attempt to think you are anywhere near as smart as them

At 8:12 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...

Most famous alumni from my high school was Deb's Pal Theodore Kaczynski - class of '58 I believe. I guess he is more famous than a few of the guys in Styx. They were all well before my class - 1980. My classmate/buddy Donn Pall did pitch in the major league for 9 years. George Steinbrenner told him to get a haircut - only words he said to him during his only season as a Yankee.

At 8:14 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

BrendaK -

While my Photoshop (well, actually Elements) skilz are not exactly mad ones, if you'd like to send me the image and what you're going for, I'll take a swing at it.

Worst case scenario: the results will be snort-worthy.

At 8:15 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

My Alma Mater had NFL quarterbacks and players, a general who was leading the first part of Iraq war, gold medal olympians...

But the best alumnus they had was...


Taa Daa

At 8:16 PM, Blogger Barney Coppersmith said...


I wonder if there is a British version of Real Men of Genius?

At 8:16 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I wish I had photoshop. I could really have alot of fun with it.

tweet tweet

At 8:16 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...



Taa Daa


At 8:22 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I think it is past time for a new thread

tweet tweet

At 8:23 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

barney -

Wanker is like a universal word. Sure, it started British, but it was too perfect to remain solely theirs.

At 8:25 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

As far as I know, no one famous attended any of the 4 high schools I attended. At least, not while I was there.

At 8:25 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I also quite like "tosser", which is pretty synonymous.

At 8:25 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Fatwa -

I sent you my gerbil. It's all in your capable hands now.

At 8:26 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


Four schools, you were an Army brat.

At 8:28 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Pillow Biter: Hat wearing salesmen who treat women like dirt and go bird watching. Usually associate with Felchingboys. See Beau

At 8:28 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hawk -

Air Force, thankyouverymuch. We got the good housing.

At 8:30 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

As far as I know, no one famous attended any of the 4 high schools I attended. At least, not while I was there.

Ah, but you're wrong.

BrendaK did!


I sent you my gerbil. It's all in your capable hands now.

I'll get that project in gere, um, gear tomorrow.

At 8:31 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

We always lived off post and let Uncle Sugar pay the Mortgage, thank you very much.


At 8:32 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"I'll get that project in gere, um, gear tomorrow."

Sly, sly

At 8:36 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hawk -

What did I know? We only had a house off base once, and I was just a snot-nosed military brat. Mom and Dad got the house when Dad was stationed to Tinker and we thought we'd be in one place for awhile. Hahahha.

Brat: Mortgage? What mortgage thingy? I need some new jeans!

Parent: Must not drown the brat. Must not drown the brat. /mutter

At 8:39 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

BrendaK -

Approximately what shade of blue do you want?

[I just heard Lucky the Leprechaun's voice in my head saying, " hearts, yellow moons, blue gerbils..."]

I think there may be something horribly wrong with me.

At 8:39 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...


If you just wanted a Blue Gerbil, I just made one in Photo Impressions.

At 8:42 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

LOL BrendaK.

I was a poor farm brat. Left it for the Army.

The Army has given me everything that I ever needed and it's been very good to my family.

At 8:42 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Fatwa -

Uhm, sky blue? Maybe electric blue.

I dunno, you decide. I trust your artistic creds.

At 8:45 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hawk -

So was my dad. The military was very, very good to us. A great life. Since dad is a disabled vet (not too badly, thank God) I even got most of my college paid for by the gov't.

I don't think they do that anymore, more's the pity.

What is Photo Impressions?

At 8:48 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I trust your artistic creds.

This is seriously unwise wherein the visual arts are concerned. Truly.

And maybe Hawk's already got it nailed. But I'll give it a shot tomorrow, too.

What's important is that our friend gets the blue gerbil she's always dreamed of.

At 8:49 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Amen Fatwa, Give the girl what she wants.

BrendaK, PI is a simple Photoshop-like program.

At 8:52 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"I don't think they do that anymore, more's the pity."

The Army still does a lot. The medical bills for my daughter would have put us back on the poor farm if it wasn't for Tri-Care and good Army doctors.

At 8:53 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I'm going to get a blue gerbil!

Yay! [claps hands and giggles]

At 8:55 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hawk -

They do have great medical coverage and care.

Is your daughter ok now? Having your child ill or hurt is the worst thing of all, I know.

At 9:00 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Too funny. In case you haven't noticed, Little Miss CCFCCP has erased her entire site. Yet she still thinks that no one can see what lurks there.

What a stupid little spoiled brat she is. Still doesn't know about Archives.

What's the matter Deb? Did you lose the strength of your convictions? Wow...even though you have proven to be the absolute biggest coward I have ever encountered in my entire life, you have exceeded even my expectations of you.

And now, you hide in your little Abbeyworld and think noone can see the filth you write there. My my my...what a horrible little awakening you are headed to when reality finally catches up to you and smacks you right in the nose like you used to do with your dog and a rolled up newspaper.

At 9:01 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I've got re-writer's cramp.
Do y'all mind if my 9/11 post is long?
I just can't seem to have it make sense if I don't explain what my job was. It's kinda weird. At an airport.
Plus, I'm stuggling with how much personal info to put on the innertubes.

At 9:03 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I'm watching that Jet Li movie "Unleashed" in High Def. is really wicked


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