With Dr. Deb rampaging on multiple blog comment sections and trashing both of my favorite reads (Jeff and Ace) I think its time for objectivity to rear its ugly head. I'm forced to take Dr. Deb and Ace to:
| Category | Ace of Spades | Dr. Deborah Frisch | Advantage |
| “Ace of Spades Lifestyle” | Invented it | Lives it | Ace |
| Incoherent Rants | Occasional | Frequent | Dr. Deb |
| TV Experience | Brief glimpse on FOXNews | Mentioned by Brit Hume | Ace |
| Vodka | Valu-Rite Vodka | WTF Vodka | PUSH |
| Most disturbing phrase | “Nasty Adolf/Dirty Sanchez”** | “Plenty of saliva” | Ace |
| Blog friends | Jeff G, Patterco, SluBlog, Sobek, Garfield Ridge, 7 Deadly Sins and many others | None | ACE |
| Audio exposure: | Own RightTalk show (currently w/ Jeff G) | Interviewed by no-name host.* | In a shocker! Dr. Deb! |
| Political Views | Taken Seriously | Point and Laugh | Ace |
| Targets | Olliver Willis, Andrew Sullivan | Everyone in the free world | Ace |
| Chicks | Never gets any | Just broke up | Dr. Deb |
| Non-political passions | War Porn, Porn, Geek Porn, Porn | Dogs, Nature | Dr. Deb |
So there you have it, it's so simple when you break things down scientifically. In a landslide (and a transparent attempt to get a link) Ace of Spades is the winner!
Remember, the numbers never lie!
(Apologies to a really funny and forgiving guy, Nick Bakay)
Update: * I am told she did appear on some minor/local/unlistened to show... DOH!
Update: ** I give up, I thought I was up on Ace's stuff but my memory is faulty.
OR my humor is just so refined that none of you VBS Lynch Mob types get it!
Nahhh, I just suck.
posted by Sinner @ 10:30 AM
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23 Comments:
Sinner, I believe she was on the radio.
Really?
She was on Lars Larson, I forget the date, though. Though Lars Larson is below even Michael Medved on the talk radio totem.
July 24th post mentioned it. And some Breakfast with Nancy kind of thing.
Anonymous has called this place the "lynch mob from the Vacation Bible School."
Funny, I don't see any rope.
dam, another bit screwed up...
It's okay Sinner. Teh fact that you go and infiltrate Teh Crayzee Factory like you do for this public service makes small errors like that understandable.
Blizzardlane,
Where did you see that? I can't find it!
That horoscope for Scorpio was really today's horoscope.
I think Nedra has come down with "limes" disease and will have to recuperate at her "anuts" house.With the birds,mostly.
Nevermind, found it!
Sin,
There's a comment under the most recent posting of that poem she twisted to point out we're blowing up children ...
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I am doing the best I can to resist making a bad joke about
the critical assessment of Robert Service as a writer of
"dog-gerel."
Instead, I think I will just watch and wait today. I suspect
the lynch mob from the Vacation Bible School is growing
impatient.
Posted by anonymous at August 14, 2006 10:26 AM
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It's odd, how anonymous is always there to defend the dense doctor. It's almost like they share a brain.
I don't remember anybody criticizing Robert Service over there as writing "dog-gerel" (even though some literature professors do exactly that). I myself have criticized Deb's fauxetry in his style. Too bad anonymous couldn't see that.
I got kicked out of VBS when I was a kid for sneaking some frogs into the church. My grandmother was pissed off and sent me to hang at the charter boats. Exactly where I wanted to be.
Yet, years later, I taught it.
There are some crazy posts over there though.
I'm confused. Why does Doctor Deb win the audio exposure cat., for just being on a program when you said Ace "has" a show with Jeff G?
I made it through- She has banned me 3 times..
1st one:
I loved my do too- then he ran off and din't come back. My kids have been crying for a week.
God Bless you Deb, and I hope Jesus finds his way into your life.
Lev 18:22-23
May the peace of Christ be with you
Posted by alana at August 14, 2006 05:54 AM
2nd one:
After her dead dog post:
If you love something set it free. If it loves you it will come back.
Or get splattered all over the road. I hope our muffy is safe
Posted by alana at August 14, 2006 05:56 AM
This is fun..
Hawksp,
"In a Shocker!"
It's a quirk I have with this device, you always need to have a "In a Shocker!" that seems wrong.
If you think about it, you might see that I am making a comment on the quality of the show...
;)
BTW: How much does it suck that Ihave to explain my jokes...
I thought I was a funny guy.
It turns out I am only funny when on "teh craque".
**sob** **SNIFF**
tell me about it.
I keep having to explain my jokes to DEB Frisch, the decision scientist.
Throw me a frickin' BONE here, people!
Sinner,
No shame in splaining your jokes to us old, slow folks. Sometimes we just don't get it.
I tried some sock-puppeting myself but I don't think my jokes make sense to anyone either. I'll guess I'll go back to reading.
Hawk
And some Breakfast with Nancy kind of thing.
This is a local radio program on the Eugene Air America affiliate. You get to listen to local deranged moonbats as opposed to the AA franchise deranged moonbats.
Also, you messed up in the "disturbing phrase" category. The correct terminology is "nasty Adolf" and "dirty Sanchez." Also, I think this category should go to Deb because the context of her remark (a small child) makes it a lot more creepier.
Don't sugar coat it, OregonMuse
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