Our favorite source of "teh crazy" is also the world's fastest hiker!
She posts that she is going Hiking in the "Oregon Wild" at 8:20am and is back to post "teh ironic" at 9:16am
Now, that's what I call efficient!
It took me almost 3 hours for my walk to the park with the family. Dr. Deb should write a time management book.
posted by Sinner @ 2:44 PM
64 comments
64 Comments:
Teh backup of comments are now flowing like a river of sewage on teh site.
Let the bannings begin!
Well, jeez, she lives in a shack in the wild. It's not like it's a real long walk to get to the dirt path outside the front door.
Likely the time was how long it took for her to hike up to the trading post, purchase some WTF Vodka and stumble back to her computer.
"It's always vodka:thirty somewhere!"
another outrage from Deb (latest comment in yesterday's post memorializing her friend)
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I have been trying to get Matthew Heidt to engage in conversation with me for several weeks regarding his unethical behavior in a fight I had with another blogger on the internet on July 7, 2006.
Mr. Heidt incited physical and financial violence against me because of a nasty virtual barroom brawl. Mr. Heidt's lying and inciting the rightwingnuts in the blogosphere caused me real damages and risked the lives of my ex and her dog.
Matt really should have stuck to watching golf on teevee if he was so bored that day. Bad decision, mattman, phroggy phuquephace mofo a-hole.
I really truly believe Mr. Heidt deserves a retroactive dishonorable discharge from the Navy SEALS because of his despicable behavior toward me on July 7-8, 2006.
I do not mean to dishonor the memory of my fellow Oregonian, Marc Lee. i believe his death was a tragedy and a WASTE. He died for NOTHING. He died for a LIE. He is not a hero, he is a victim.
I mourn Mr. Lee's death and hold George Dubya Bush responsible for the reckless endangerment of Mr. Lee and hundreds of thousands of others like him.
I will not pretend that Mr. Lee died to protect my freedom. I am less enthusiastic about this war than Cindy Sheehan and more contemptuous of american society than Ward Churchill.
I did not set out to be a sniper trying to take down a Navy SEAL. Mr. Heidt started this fight and I am just trying to get the sissy, unethical mofo to answer my emails. I am sorry for offending you or implying any disrespect to Mr. Lee. I understand that you may think my claim that his death was a WASTE and that he died for no noble purpose is disrespectful. We'll have to agree to disagree about whether that view really is disrespectful to the bravest, brightest, strongest members of the US military: MARINES and SEALS.
sincerely,
deborah frisch, ph.d.
eugene, or
Posted by word warrior at August 12, 2006 04:29 PM
Ha!
"It's always vodka:thirty somewhere!"
Hahaha.
That's good stuff right there.
I'm guessing Heidt has the Gavin Debecker sense to keep ignoring or blocking her email. Thank Goodness.
Her poor family must be at it's wits end.
If any family members come here and read the posts, please encourage her to get a complete medical exam at the earliest opportunity.
Everyone here who believes that the Frischmaker REALLY thinks that Marines and SEALS are brave, bright, strong and/or honorable please raise their hands.
...crickets chirping, fingers drumming...
That's what I thought.
Can't fool us, Auntie Moonbat.
Oops, that would be SEALs.
I'm not really as ignant as I occasionally appear. Or, maybe I am.
okay ... seriously. which one of you is really "nedra"? because i have to say, i found this comment "over there" to be the funniest i've read for a while:
Could you please list the people you have banned? Did you ban BfC? I hope not . I liked him. He was good to read. Did you ban Angela? I think she was friendly. Do people here stay around until you ban them?
I would like to hear about how you decided to be a decision doctor. I have never heard of one of these before.
Please write more about your history, growing up, travel you've done etc.
I think people will like it and not fight anymore.
i think people will like it and not fight anymore.
that is pure comedy gold. that is better than last season's saturday night live, which i'm missing to catch up on comments. actually, it's better than several chris katan skits i can remember.
it's not horribly mean and it is just so freaking funny. "how did you decide to be a decision doctor? i have never heard of one of these before."
oh. holy. man.
My first thought is that "Nedra"'s a sockpuppet. That or a device Deb can use as an excuse to publish her CV, as if anyone in academia would squander a persual at this point.
I think if there really are people that back her it's in that head-patting, "it'll be okay (but please leave)", way.
BTW, Deb, bring on teh crazee®!
oh, but here's the latest from nedra:
Please stop fighting!!
If you don't like it here
go away.
Mean people aren't helping anything!!
and doctor deb's add on:
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Yeah! What she said!!!! GO AWAY YOU NEGATIVE VIBERS!!!
yes, x_la_native, i also think nedra is a sockpuppet; but i swear it's one of us. because this is just too freaking funny to be teh psycho or one of her cohorts.
on the other hand, i've been known to have an odd sense of humor.
so maybe it's just me.
OttavaRima:
Ah hahahahahahaha!
Yeah! What she said!!!! GO AWAY YOU NEGATIVE VIBERS!!!
(gasp, wipe tear from eye)
When have there ever been "POSITIVE VIBERS!!!" commenting over there except for the "get help" variety.
(still chuckling)
Oh man oh man.
ottavarima said,
but i swear it's one of us
I thought that too, maybe one of us trying to remember the names of all the puppets THEY used?
OMG, you just can't make this sh*t up!
I was sorely tempted to post this in the current thread at you-know-where, but thought I'd try to avoid feeding the monkey by posting here, instead.
[To the tune of "Oh, Susanna"]
Oh, I rite frum Alabama
with a laptop on my knee
Emailing you jean orrey gun
4 sum of "teh crazy"®
I luv yur rantings frum da Left,
Yur flauting uv da law,
Y won't u dance and fling and spew
4 dis ol' crackabaw?
[Chorus]
Auntie Moonbat,
Y won't u blog 4 me?
I rite from Alabama
For sum uv "teh crazy"®
"Thank you, thank you...we now return to our regularly scheduled gibbering..."
oh fatwa!
welcome to our little group! (though it's not really my place to welcome anyone . . . i'm here, so i will. i guess it's a welcome, anyway. haven't seen your name before.)
and
thank you for not feeding the monkey!
wtg fatwa! too funny!
[waves, erm, I mean "waives" at OttavaRima]
Cheers for the welcome. I don't comment much here (or anywhere else), but use the same name, as a general rule.
As always, I shall endeavor to be a good guest.
Props to Sinner; I'll try not to pass out in your tub or soil your rugs, man. I've been largely enjoying *everyone's* posts.
donthiredeb is my pallette cleanser after visiting "that place".
fatwa:
That was great! You got most of the little in-jokes:
teh crazy®
flinging poo
dance, monkey, dance
Auntie Moonbat
Let's see if we can add one more stanza with a vodka reference.
on wednesday nite
eye wheel nut dis spare
4 eye putt ma trust in teh cycle®
dat eets vodka dirty sum aware
Thanks, Sulla.
I actually found it middlin' difficult trying to emulate Teh Crazy®.
More tequila needed, methinks.
Yo, joeschmo1of3 -
That's the spirit!
Everybody sing.
And drink. (That means, you, you wacky lurker with da pee aitch dee...)
Hey Fatwa,
I've seen your name other places and it always cracks me up. Welcome to teh gang.
Teh first vodka is on me.
Hey Ottavarima,
I have that same sensse of humor.
In her Wayne Morse travelogue post she apparently went batfrisch crazy outdoors:
"Driving into the shady parking lot and walking the familiar path to the dog park, watching Kiva sniff, just made me really lose it. Those dawg sobz that make me feel silly. Totally uncontrollable, somewhat predictable but surprisingly not embarrassing. I hang with dog luvvers when i ain't alone."
She goes weeping in public because her dog was sniffing? I wonder if the woman and who young boys she "befriended" there in teh You Jean dog park are aware that they were socializing with a nut.
I LOVE "Night Court"!
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Something nice.
Something ... nice ....
Deborah Frisch is --
is ...
Deborah Frisch is a mammal.
Posted by Judge Harry Stone at August 12, 2006 10:47 PM
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Fess up! Who did this?
I LOVE IT!
I thought Richard Balls' was subtlety insightful or "inciting".
"What a wonderful world! Praise God, er, Chance!"
I think a lot of the humor you guys fling her way gets past her.
Sinner,
I don't mean to purposely give her site hits, but I'm picking a fight with her tomorrow if she takes the bait today.
Geez I feel like a stalker for even doing this, from the SJDM mailing list archives:
"I had my worst dog near-miss a few weeks ago. (I had my worst dog loss three months ago.) I was driving on a main artery in Eugene (W 18th Street) that also has residential houses. There was a man standing on his driveway holding two dogs on two leashes. The man dropped one of the leashes and the dog ran in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes and just missed the dog. I got out of the car and screamed at the guy and told him.well, you can probably imagine. Afterwards, I realized I was lucky the guy behind me had good reflexes or I might have whiplash in addition to all my other problems.
I guess my dog story has two lucky dawgs."
"You can probably imagine"?
Oh, Deb, Deb, Deb. Spittle-flinging Deb, taking on the forces of teh anti-dawg schlub (male of course) who "dropped" the leash.
Notice in that story she leaves no room for accidents. Obviously the guy dropped the leash on purpose just to piss her off and so deserved to be cussed out.
What a piece of work.
I'm surprised that she didn't sue him for damages.
"Heidi" made a comment about her flashpoint anger at an airport eatery. Digging into the archives, Deb is quick to anger on numerous posts.
Btw, "Angela" first showed up as a 14 y/o 2 years ago. She gave her birthday as Oct.10. Libra.
i'm glad my dog lives on the east coast.
here's a good comment over there from john q (just to save y'all from having to actually go there yourselves).
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OK, I'm going to go back on my word and post one more time.
I must admit, I'm very confused. In one post, you ask the nutcases to go away, or be nice, or stop the stalking, etc. Now, you're bateing them to be nice and you'll bring back "teh crazee". Which is it?
I'm going to give you a clue since you don't seem to have one. Ever hear of karma, reap what you sow, what goes around comes around, getting what you asked for, etc? Well, you've been getting all of those concepts in spades. Want to know why?
You and I can have a reasonable, civilized, intelligent debate about anything if we want to. However, as soon as you start calling me names, attacking me personally, the debate is over. Not because I've lost, but becauses you've lost. Name calling is usually reserved for grade school playgrounds. Profanity and vulgar language is usually reserved for drunks and low lifes. No debate has ever been won, no mind ever changed, no person's opinion ever swayed because the other person out name called or out cussed the other person.
The thing that many of you lefties don't seem to understand is that we are allowed to have differing opinions. Just because you like jelly doughnuts and I don't doesn't make me a mofo, or a scumbag, or anything other than someone who doesn't like jelly doughnuts. Get it? Where does it say that I must agree with you or else I'm subhuman deserveing of ridicule? Agree with me or else. That, my dear, is facism.
So, it comes down to this. Is the point of your blog to be a place for intelligent conversation and exchange of ideas? Or is it just your rant room, a place where you can say anything you want, be as mean, cruel, abusive, obnoxious, vulgar, twisted, WRONG as you want and God help those who dare to disagree with you? That's fine if that's what you want, but then don't complain when the play gets rough. You asked for it, remember?
If, as I suspect, it's just your rant room, that's fine. It explains why no one bothers to come here except to witness the carnage. Is that what you want? Or, as a supposedly well educated adult with an above average intelligence, would you rather engage a in spirited debate of ideas with the hope of enlightening or being enlightened?
It's your choice. No one is making you be mean, vulgar, crude, obnoxious, you are CHOOSING to be that way, and you are reaping what you have sown. So stop bitching about the treatment you are getting, you asked for it, you deserve it, you have sown it, it's gone around and now here it comes. In the words of John Lennon, "Instant karma gonna get you."
Want to debate the war in Iraq with me, are our war dead heros or dupes, is "W" an idiot or a genius? Fine, let the games begin. But the first time you call me some vulga demeaning name, I WIN! Why, because you couldn't defend your position with reason, logic, and facts and were forced to resort to the
"OH YEAH!" argument.
So, the ball is in your court. I'm not a "big poopie head" and I don't care if your daddy can whip my daddy. At this point in time, this blog, including your name, is like a nuclear waste dump, poisoned for eternity. My advice, if you really do value intelligent, reasoned debate, is to close this dump for good. Start another one, different name, use a pen name, start over.
If, on the other hand, you just want to rant, abuse, and be abused, then rock on ancient woman, gold dust queen. You are in a hell of your own creation, enjoy and kwicherbelliakin.
Wishes for peace and love from a middle-aged ex-hippie conservative.
Posted by John Q. Public at
August 13, 2006 07:10 AM
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well said, don't you think?
Her latest is about how some really smart person has almost figured out what she's up to. Like she hasn't told everyone over and over and over...
Deb, we get that you think you're going to get some kind of paying gig out of being a liberal gadfly. Unfortunately, you are hampered by two things: you went far beyond the pale with your attack on the JGs, and you are quite insane. Not just in the garden variety liberal insanity sense, but right into clinical insanity.
Yeah, we get you, Debee. You just don't get us.
the "smart person" thinks deb's thang is getting us wingnuts all riled up.
nope. as you've pointed out, brendak, and as the dancing monkey continues to tell us, her end game is money.
but where will it come from? o'reilly has it because there are those on the right who actually agree with him and like to listen to him. there's a right leaning media outlet that gives him air time.
her problem, in addition to the two you've mentioned, is that everyone on the left just wants her to shut the hell up and go away and quit embarassing them. how's that going to land her a paying gig?
there's always the possibility that gideon s. is rich and will be her sugar daddy. (where's he disappeared to lately, anyway?)
those of us on the right who read her blog are happy to be entertained by teh crazy® as long as it's free.
yep. we get her. she just doesn't get us.
and we're likable and fascinating.
brendak:
This smart guy that teh crazy® lady likes just hasn't done all the research. The proof of her delusion is when she tries to write "intelligently" on political topics, gets another viewpoint citing some facts or a quote, she devolves into "poopiehead" language. One only has to look at her behavior on her decision science listserv bulletin board to see that her "commentary" belongs in the comments section of a diary on DailyKos, not even worthy of a diary entry herself.
okay. it's official. "nedra" is pretty much at the top of my favorite sock puppet list . . . here's her (his?) latest on the thread about the dog park:
"Have you had other pets besides cats and dogs?
My cousin had one of those siamse fish that you have to keep alone because they kill each other. He would put a mirror on the side and it would puff up and fight the mirror. He was changing the water and dropped the fish out. His little sister's cat (Boo Kitty) jumped and ate the fish before he could save it. It made me throw up."
please tell me i'm not the only one laughing at this!
btw hawksp: it would be nice if she'd take down the photo she posted of PFC Tucker, but she won't.
oh what a way to spend a sunday morning. i am going straight to hell.
John Q.
HAHA_you are killing me over there LOL
She really thinks she's funny enough to pay for? I'd say any of us is funnier on our worst day than she is on her best.
I don't even have a p-head-dee!
OttavaRima:
His little sister's cat (Boo Kitty) jumped and ate the fish before he could save it. It made me throw up."
Ah hahahahahahahaha!
Gold, pure comedy gold!
Boo Kitty - heheheheh.
Nedra has to come over here.
Rabbit -
So far, you are the reigning champ of teh funny with your 'TEH' conversation -- gotta say, though, JQP's revelation via Sister Deb's *ss is a pretty close second.
Yea, verily.
Brendak,
When he had his Saul on the road to Damascus moment, I was dying laughing.
Well, I told y'all that even if she never got another comment, she'd still "have comments."
It was only a matter of time before the voices in her head learned to type.
Ladies and gentlemen...we're off for the day, and she has acquired her target:
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I just emailed this letter to Mark Divine, the media contact person for the Navy SEALS.
Dear Mr. Divine,
I am the former director of the Decision, Risk and Management Sciences Program at the National Science Foundation. On July 6, I had a disagreement with a gentleman from Colorado on his web site regarding the wisdom of the war in Iraq. The conversation got nasty and I said something very mean and nasty to the effect that I would not care if harm came to my combatant's child.
A former Navy SEAL named Matthew Heidt lied about what happened (saying I threatened the child when I merely expressed indifference to his well-being) on his website and posted my employer's contact information on his website to incite people to call my boss so I would get in trouble. After 300 people emailed my boss on July 8, I felt forced to resign. Mr. Heidt also posted my home address at the same time he posted lies about me, which can only be interpreted as an attempt to incite physical violence against me. It is disgusting for a former Navy SEAL to try to incite violence against a lesbian. Nowhere NEAR as bad as the Marines who rape and murder Iraqi civilians, of course, but still dishonorable.
Mr. Heidt a.k.a. Froggy@blackfive was an unethical word warrior. He is despicable and an embarrassment to your organization.
I am wondering if there is a public relations person I could speak to about my grievances with the former Navy SEAL who was by far, the least honorable combatant in the incident?
Thank you,
Deborah Frisch, Ph.D.
Eugene, OR
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Um, good luck with that Deb.
Oh dear. The guy she wrote apparently IS a former SEAL and has a Web site called navyseals.com ... but it's not an official SEAL site. That's a dot-mil address. I almost wish she HAD written them, just to see felonarity break out.
Notice how she only cites the Tucson paper story because it was the only MSM article that supports her delusions. What does her decision science have to say about confirmation bias? Idjit.
Ladies and gentlemen...we're off for the day, and she has acquired her target.
so, would that make this debcon five? level orange?
how does that go again?
I'm a big fan of Teh Crazee, but because I don't want to waste my valuable time on her I have only left one comment as Lionel Hutz.
Her latest post, the letter about Froggy is a rather unique interpretation of events which is expected from Deb but I was shocked to see no ebonics in her spin-mail.
This is debcon orange - target acquired.
Red is the pure batfrischness, ebonics, random CAPS, new nicknames for the parties that "deserve" it, comments coming in calling her teh crazy®, her commenting and not just editing comments.
Definitely orange, not yet red, unless something has broke out over there.
I wish we had keys to activate the siren. Sinner's gonna be surprised when he gets back!
Would it be safe to say that she is now stalking that cold bear? I wonder if she is sending him her audition e-mails?
thanks for the refresher, joe...
we just may get to level red before the weekend is over. if not, there's always next vodka:30.
You know, for a while, Dr. Dipstick has been reminding me of an unpleasant visitor from my past, who was also a radical-liberal, lesbian academic from Arizona. She was on one of the education boards on Usenet, called herself "Lisapoet," was also into this incredibly lame "word warrioring" thing, and came to broader attention back then (around 1995 or so) because she had decided she wanted to take a trip to Hawaii, and since there were certainly enough people on Usenet to pull this off, if everyone would simply mail her $1 each, she could take her trip.
It was treated as sort of a mild joke, until "Lisapoet" did the same thing Our Little Debbie did in response to mild mocking, namely fly into rages and spew filth and threats all around. Usenet then (and now) being even more of the grade school playground than the blogisphere is, it soon developed into an epic flamewar, which I happily jumped right into.
I was not bright enough to hide behind an alias, and even had my real school's name in my sigtag, so in short order "Lisapoet" did exactly the same thing Debbie did earlier today; namely, email who she thought was my boss and try to get me fired. She even wrote it up in a similar manner, putting what to normal people were obvious signs of her mental incapacity in the complaint letter, for no apparent reason. ("Lisapoet's" insanity totem was a reference to my ridiculing her "pyschobiomyopathy" -or something like that - that she explained in a followup letter was her fictional autobiography, and made fun of whom she thought was my boss for not knowing what that was, or who had made up the term!)
Either we have someone in Little Debbie who has been doing this sort of thing a long time, or there is definately something in the water supply down there in Arizona!
where is sinner?
Hey Dudes,
I just got an email from our "Nedra," and answers some important questions:
I went to school with a "Nedra" once.
My new list of socks: TopCarrot (she never posted it), Heidi, Cliphairedwomyn (what Michael Savage calls deb types),Nedra, not a vet, TimexFossil, Real Ranchers Eat Beef.
I may go silent on this new post about emailing to dishonor Froggy. It's too vile.
Ya'll are just too funny.
I loved the tick, tck (without the o!) bit, that was great.
"that's a j** 4 ya, i guess"
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Jar? Jaw? Jet? Jab? Jot?
Gee, what could it be?
Sinner,
I confess. I did the "mammal" bit.
To followup on my own post earlier (about Dr. Dipstick reminding me of a long-ago Usenet troll), out of shear, lazy Sunday afternoon boredom, I took a look at Google Groups archives, and low and behold, ran into this little gem talking about my problem child from back then:
>>> LisaPoet wrote:
>>> > Right... all of them have been turned into newts. I'v found my own
>>> > soulution, and just have a long list of people that I now ignore their
>>> > posts.
It's all a part of Lisa's syndrome. She yearns to be the center of
attention, and when her efforts fail, she singles out an individual
and provokes that person for as long as she thinks she gets a
satisfying response. When that no longer works, she moves on to
another individual, and the cycle repeats itself."
This really does sound more and more like Dr. Dipstick Syndrome! (a chronic variation of TEh Vodka O'Clock) I honestly doubt it's the same person (but who really knows?), but am amazed and disturbed that so many nearly identical sociopathic/psychotic anomolies could exist in more than one person.
Someone has recently posted *lots* of usenet info regarding suicide on the top thread at Deb's. Much too much to drag into Sinner's place, so I've refrained.
I hate myself for grinning as I read it.
Okay, I lied...I don't hate myself for that.
(Since I reckon she'll ignore it, just like all the other advice she's been offered.)
Is it too soon for awards? 'Cause, I nominate the following (selected from both this site and Deranged Debs):
For funniest comment: TEH olive you - by Rabbit, Comments: unohu update, August 11, 2006 10:59 AM
For best takedown (sarcastic): SAVED by Sister Deb - John Q. Public, Comments: r u red ee, August 13, 2006 09:06 AM
For best takedown (outraged): Abomination and Coward - by Hawksp, DHD, August 12, 9:04 AM
Got any nominations you'd like to make?
Bahahaha!
BrendaK, thanks for pointing out that she is, yet again, changing her story. Someone "lauds" her and she's already to say, "yea, that's the ticket. That's what I'm doing."
Since when does "amusement" include losing one's job? Seems like once the "amusement" stop being so "amusing" and started to interfere with her ability to work, she'd figure out that no one got the "joke" and she would have hired new writers. D'oh!
Nice try, Dr. Debmento. Your underwear is probably the only thing you change more than your excuses.
We all know her real mission is to get someone from "our side" to out-frisch her and so far she's been miserably unsuccessful.
I know she reads this blog, so Deb, if you're out there: Bahahahahaha
w3bgrrl:
"Obviously the guy dropped the leash on purpose just to piss her off and so deserved to be cussed out."
Of course he dropped the leash on purpose.
The mistake was that he didn't drop the other leash.
Think about it. If the Frisch showed up in your neighborhood, wouldn't YOU set the hounds on her?
Regards;
Is it possible to rescind a PhD? Has anyone ever looked through her dissertation and any published papers for "irregularities"?
I think she banned me from comments.
From:
Deadfish, blumkin, etc...
I know lawyers can be disbarred, but my guess is that there's no "de-PhD" action, unless it's proven you didn't do the work (e.g. plagiarized your dissertation).
However, they can do a pretty good job of ensuring that you Never Work in this Field Again. Note that she's not on a tenure track, and odds are good that she never will be. Anything less than that is a professional shunning. As long as you can swallow your pride you can teach pretty much anywhere as long as you're not a felon, but you'll likely be stuck doing adjunct lecturing and Parks and Recreation freelance shite.
There's always government work, but Deb's been there, done that. You think she'd pass a background check now? Unlikely.
There's always corporate training. Too bad Enron's gone tits up; she'd have been perfect for them, speaking alongside Paul Krugman.
Oh yeah, she hated Deadfish!
Thanks for resting up here with the frischmeisters.
john the baptist's memories reminds me of another net.kook from the glory days of Usenet (mid 90's), a crazy, narcissistic woman with a PhD in Education from UMass who called herself "Doctress Neutopia." The Dr. Deb symptoms were all there: the preening, bizarre sense of self-importance, the fixation on first one, then another, then another individual (always and invariably men) as a love-hate object, the same cyclic nature of "teh crazee", the same goofball far-left politics, only the Doctress was promiscuously heterosexual and, unlike Dr. Deb who at least has had a modest professional career, DN never held a real job in her life and lived off an allowance given her by her well-to-do father, whom she railed at and cursed regularly for being conservative. And I don't think she drank, either.
But the similarities between her and Dr. Deb are remarkable.
"I know lawyers can be disbarred, but my guess is that there's no "de-PhD" action, unless it's proven you didn't do the work (e.g. plagiarized your dissertation)."
So, who's elected to do the work of combing her dissertation? Any educators with academic search access out there? Got some extra time on your hands for a good cause?
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