Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Unexpectedly called offsite today, of all days!

With this and VBS tonight, I may not be around much today.

OPEN THREAD!

46 Comments:

At 7:17 AM, Blogger Russ said...

With apologies to the original "Wolfman" movie:

"Even a PhD who is pure at heart,
and prays with all their might.
Can become a freak when teh Vodka calls
On a lonely Thursday night."

 
At 7:19 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

I guess today we find out how much influence the legal system has over the antics of Dr. Deb.

One though keeps bothering me: what if teh crazee® was/is all a publicity stunt and we all were taken hook, line, and sinker?

 
At 7:19 AM, Blogger Staci said...

OMG, I don't think that lady Shannon posted that dream, maybe a sockpuppet.

Check this out: http://shannonkringen.livejournal.com/1299648.html

She responds with a "?" to this post:

"debfrisch.com?
alannorquist
2006-08-15 01:47 am UTC (link)
Shannon, I've watched you for years and I'm gonna keep watchin. You've got a great soul. This post is beautiful. It's something I'm glad you shared with Deb Frisch. She's in a world of hurt.

Ther's a lot of negative energy at her site. Deb allows free comments. Maybe you can get her to delete this: "Shannon is a perfomance artist aka vapid, parasitical, no talent, no real job, no money, crazy attention whore, like you, Frisch. Lucky for you, she is bi, easy & in Seattle. You were horny a few days ago for McKee, but that is all played out. You have to drop down the social chain to satisfy your cravings. Lay on Shannon a little new age bullshit and buy a pair of shoes from her, or give her your frequent flyer miles; she will let you have a go at her tits & snatch."

 
At 7:27 AM, Blogger Staci said...

OMG, did anyone see this post on teh Seal thread:

"July 6th is my birthday. You should remember that whenever you remember when the blog brawl started.

Anyway,I have put Rove on your ass. Prepare to down to chinatown, babeee. Really though, what I have in mind are these brainwashing camps I'm building on the side of the Rocky Mountains. That is why we stopped using Haliburton in Iraq. We got bigger frisch to fry at home.

BTW, what color do you want your straight jacket to be? I personally think green with black buckles would suit you fine. And you know what, I will even throw in a free name plate above your padded cell... "Teh Crayzeee"

Posted by George W. Bush at August 14, 2006 09:26 AM"

July 6th is Bush's birthday? That's mine too!! LOL Same date as the blog brawl. This is too funny to make up.

I don't check the comments too much, but being there wasn't much here, well, I indulged.

Someone has to fess up to being Bush.

 
At 7:48 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I Question The Timing

Somebody here mentioned that Gideon S. was missing from the Fish pond-lo and behold-he shows up almost immediately.

 
At 7:50 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Oh I think Gideon's been wearing his anonymous suit over there.

 
At 8:01 AM, Blogger tim said...

It'd really be great if we could get an interactive "betting pool," where peeps predict when teh next "crazee eruption" will occur...I guess we're all handicappers, when it comes to that game.

 
At 8:04 AM, Blogger Staci said...

I saw that Gideon post just now, and I have to say, it is filled with right sites in the language (Rottweilers, Clarity and Resolve, Blame Bush). AND, there was one from Glenn Greenwald that I know has to be a sockpuppet. It is just not his style and he wouldn't be caught dead there after his tantrum about the right not slamming Misha for his rope, tree, whatever hyperbolic comments. And finally, somewhere, she ripped on Sadly no, coming close to saying he was worse than some of the 'wingnut' sites she's seen.

 
At 8:08 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I tried to comment on that goddess site, but I don't have a livejournal account.

I bet TeH Crayzee hits after the Green Van Man serves her new Tenured Restaining Order.

(Green VanMan, not to be confused with Green Helmet Guy)

 
At 8:09 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

What kind of timeslots can we get with the betting? If we can get a 2 hour timeline, I'll go with 3:30 to 5:30 Colorado time. I think, after the facts are laid out at the court hearing Debee is going to be so pissed off at the 'injustice' that she'll be frothing all over the internet as soon as she can get to a computer.

"Eet iz called diz.plaze.meent." - Addams Family Values

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

x_la_native:

Yeah, Deb keeps saying her crayzee act is just to get her a job with Colbert or some other renumeration, but I think she really is teh crayzee® and is trying to self-justify her uncontrollable impulses.

 
At 8:17 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Well, I'm going to say it happens either tonight, or may take a day or two to settle, she'll hit Teh Vodka, and by Thursday again.

We know she's not in Colorado because of her posting today.

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Fall classes start Monday at University of Arizona, and in a month at the University of Oregon. Students will start returning, the weather will moderate and the leaves will turn.

She's an academic; pretty much all she's been able to do, except for a couple years working for "Uncle $cam" (and she'd know, since SHE was on the federal payroll), is find low-level teaching jobs in the academy. The new year will bring her a big reminder of what she's not: a success, taken seriously, loved or respected. And this year, employed.

She's got a huge lefty sense of entitlement and an equally huge chip on her shoulder. She'll really be wanting someone to pay for this.

I figure we'll get the undiluted, full-frontal crazee [tm] about that time. Stephen Colbert might want to consider getting a pre-emptive restraining order.

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Wasn't the hearing supposed to be at 8ish, CO time? And whatever happened to the continuance her attorney was supposed to achieve? Sinner was right, if the hearing goes well, for JG, then we'll probably hear nothing.

Or, it may go full-frontal crazee. Ah hell, I take 11:30-1:30pm Colorado time.

 
At 8:59 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Oh! I didn't mean to imply that she won't have spells of batfrisch crazee between now and then. I'm betting though that peak crazee will be in a month. This is assuming she's not incarcerated at that point.

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Nah, the peak Crayzee will happen when Jeff goes after her for damages.

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I'm thinking she'll get a call from her Colorado lawyer between 10 AM and noon, will take about 2 or 3 hours to understand what it means (we all know she's just not that quick or clever), and if teh crazy® happens, it will be after her first semilucid post explaining what happened in court.

So, I'm slotting in between brendak and x_la_native at 1:30 to 3:30. The first straight post will happen then, and if she frisches out, 45 minutes to an hour later, look for lots of little posts and one gigantic debcon red post.

Of course I could be wrong and she'll treat this all rationally and responsibly. Yeah, right! Although, I'm really hoping for the calm response, for her sake and more for her friends and family, well, her family (seems like she doesn't have that many close friends in you jean orrey gone).

 
At 9:41 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Actually the hearing is at 1:30 Denver time, according to a BatFrisch post earlier this month. About three hours from now.

 
At 10:07 AM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

blizzardlane:

Ruh-roh! Roeschmo made a misrake!

Looks like brendak's got the proper timeline.

Curses! Roiled again!

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Yeah, she's a v-e-r-r-y slow reader & an even slower thinker.

What kinda dumbo would get up to do an "open mic" with absolutely no idea what they were going to say? Our Little Debbie did. Somebody like Robin Williams, or George Carlin could. They are pros. But in Debbie's world,
she is so much funnier that us mere mortals.

I look for TeH CraZee to uncork at WTF Vodkah thirty PST.

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

The problem with teh crayzee handicapping system is that it's just so subjective. I may not think her post is full fledged teh crayzee, but someone else may. But then one of her reponses to a comment my send her into full out batfrisch teh crayzee. This being said, I think we can all agree that we are about to see a higher standard of teh crayzee sometime in the next couple days.

With this new information, the Deb Frisch Homeland Security Warning System has been preemptively raised to ORANGE. Denver is under a RED warning until Thursday.

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Denver is under a RED warning until Thursday.
Heh™

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

I just did a search for

Deb Frisch Teh Crazy

This site had the first 2 slots & then it was a corvette owner's site. Who's got a 'vette in here?

LOL. They had our terminology down. (They don't like her, either.)

 
At 12:43 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Jeff posted an open thread at PW, noting, "i'm off to court."

Seeing as how he's been a wise client, I'm not sure how much he'll say on his return. But it's a good guess we'll know the tone of the legal proceedings by his next post, and hear it sooner there than at Teh Defendant's ® site.

Stay tuned.

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

I wondered earlier who was going to be the next male Dr. Deb would fixate on, and from her latest blog entries, it looks like it's going to be Stephen Colbert.

I shudder to think what she's going to do to try and get his attention.

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

From earlier this morning at www.tehcrazy®.com:

"Today, another man in a can drove down my driveway early in the a.m. I gotta tell you, I was a little nervous when I peeked outside and saw a man in a uniform driving a huge truck. R dey comin' 2 take me away awl red ee?

"Fortunately, 'twas the UPS man with boxes of stuff from Tucson. Sheesh I got a lot of clothes. And chotchkes. I just got 2 much STUFF.

"One box contained my old wooden monkey - the only possession i retain from my childhood. His name was (is?) boojou. He's missing an ear but he's 40 years old, sheesh! Give a primate a break!

"The seal was a present from my ex. sEaLs r kul.

"I ain't in da mood 4 da cray zee right now...but when I am, i think the primate and the aquatic mammal r gonna start tawking."

I'm soooooo tempted to post a comment enquiring about the monkey's dancing and/or flinging abilities (if any).

Must. Resist. Overwhelming. Desire. To. Taunt.

She also hints that she might issue a "statement" regarding Denver later.

If we're lucky, teh cycle® is getting shorter.

Hey, Rabbit, I Dogpiled the same terms; interesting who's peeping (heh) Deb's blog. (Belated thanks for your "welcome aboard" and offer of teh vodka early Sunday, too.)

"The preceeding has been brought to you by WTF Vodka. Please don't drink and drive; drink and post, instead."

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

"I ain't in da mood 4 da cray zee right now...but when I am, i think the primate and the aquatic mammal r gonna start tawking."

You see, Dr. Deb makes self-aware comments like this and that's when I think her "cray zee" is just a big put-on.

On the other hand, getting slapped with an RO is certainly not a put-on.

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger Staci said...

It's obvious when she's not drinking.

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger tim said...

well...if my watch is correct, tehn taht hearing oughta be starting soon...

I wnoder fi ew cuold satrt a knid fo "Firsch Ltain," wehre teh sceond nad tihrd lteters aer awlays ivnerted? Jsut a tohught :D

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger tim said...

As fro dceoding...jsut ibmibe deeply form WFT[tm] Vdoka...teh lteters aer buond to look rgiht @ a BCA of .80 or so ;)

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

tmi:

I lkie wehre yuo're giong wtih tihs, adn I'ev arleady baorded teh tarin fro teh carzy® twon wtih a tlal galss of WFT Vdoka® in hnad.

Cehers!

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

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At 2:03 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Itm -

I lkie yuor ieda aslo, btu tihnk it rqeuires a mroe eelgant nmae.

As scuh, I hmubly sgugest Frischçais.

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

OK, well here's something interesting from the open thread on PW, posting as "Retired Marine" with the alleged stalker email that Dr. Deb posted over weekend.

-----
Off to make government yo nanny? Off to ignore inconvenient brown people so they all die?

What a sissy.

You little sissy boys are so funny.

----
Hmmm.

 
At 2:52 PM, Blogger w3bgrrl said...

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At 2:53 PM, Blogger w3bgrrl said...

fatwa,

You being the most consistently funny person to comment on this affair anywhere in the blogosphere, I'm gonna have a serious case of cognitive dissonance if you turn out to be teh crazy whoa man herself.

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

x_la_native,

That is not the only reference to "Sissy" in that thread. Something tells me tht there will be more grist for the mill before the day is over.

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger tim said...

Birlliant, Ftawa!

Firschçais

dman taht's good!

^^

"I'm gion' off teh rials on a carzy tarin!"

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Sinner,
I agree, so far it's just rumblings. Enough to make your eyebrow raise but not enough (yet) to figure out which way it's gonna go.

 
At 3:47 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

wb3grrl adn tmi -

Tahnk yuo vrey mcuh fro scuh knid wrods; I'm nto srue tehy're dseerved.

Cirkey! I'ev gtota sotp tpying en Firschçais; I'm arfaid taht my snyapses wlil rweire tehmsleves premanently.

Egad...that's better.

I'm grateful that a few folks have found my spewings entertaining. In a good way.

I've been entertained by many commenters. But then, I appreciate thoughtful, mean-spirited snark.

 
At 3:54 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Oh, and w3bgrrl -

I can assure you that I'm not teh crazy® whoa man.

I've got different, um, plumbing. And my hair's a bit longer.

I'm slightly more emotionally stable, too. But only slightly.

 
At 4:10 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Joe & Sinner:
Thanks for your help with the side project.We need to check the oven regularly. Never know when something is done.

Perhaps you could enlist the aid of some of the folks here (that we trust) to mail you privately?

I can vouch for Fatwa.

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hey Guys,

That "Retired Marine" is a lefty troll named Dave that is Protein Wisdom's new punching bag for the last couple of weeks. No WTF Vodka™ involved there.

 
At 5:10 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Whoops!

Over at Jeff's place, I was wrong, it's 6Gun making all the ruckus. Retired Marine was calling 6Gun a sissy for making the sissy remark. Ignore my previous ignorant post. Guess I'm feeling extra blissful right now.

 
At 5:16 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

hittin' the WTF Vodka, Joe?

 
At 5:32 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Well, it's always vodka:thirty somewhere!

 

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