Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Since I am having connection troubles, I am giving the keys to DHD to our very own Sulla!


Welcome our new overlord.


(May God have mercy on his soul)

112 Comments:

At 12:16 PM, Blogger maggie katzen said...

Sulla! Sulla! Sulla!

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Thanks, Sinner.

Things are gonna CHANGE around here.

First things first.

I am Deborah Frisch.

This place is MINE! MINE I SAY!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Heh. just kidding.

Seriously, glad to be aboard. Keep doing what you're doing; I'm just here in case emergencies need to be dealt with, new threads opened, etc.

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Sulla, how about a vigorous discussion of scansion, meter, rhyme schemes, and what makes an acceptable slant rhyme?

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

what is scansion?

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

I for one welcome our new asskicken overlord.

 
At 12:36 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ms. Frisch:

Please tell us about the stalking and harrassment charges.

Also, scansion has nothing to do with skanky.

Got google.com?

 
At 12:37 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

wdm:

Behold! A link!

http://www.stedwards.edu/hum/klawitter/poetics/scansion.html

Copy, paste into your browser, and read the article. It's not bad.

 
At 12:37 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

for the record, as far as i know, every post here allegedly from warriordumot really was from me, dr. deborah frisch of eugene, or.

i have not sockpuppeted here.

i have not posted or sockpuppeted at protein wisdom since i was served a temporary restraining order from colorado a few weeks ago.

now that i have this forum to discuss my grievances with mr. goldstein, i feel no need to comment about him at sadly no or the other cesspool blogs.

i am satisfied discussing my grievances with mr. goldstein here at sinner&sulla's place.

i ask once again:

does jeffrey todd goldstein sockpuppet here?

YES or NO?

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

wdm=warrior du mot

i prefer ww for word warrior

what is a vbs?

very bad sockpuppets?

ww

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Sockpuppets?

There are no sockpuppets here.

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

why don't all of you who are brave enough to identify yourselves by name and state, do so, so i can decide who is worth paying attention to (identifiers) and who is not (everyone else).

 
At 12:43 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

VBS= Valent bond structures. We're real scientists here, not fakey ones studying the sorcery of why people pick the red pill or the blue pill.

Isn't your coven meeting soon?

 
At 12:44 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

i don't believe you blizzard.

what is a vbs?

who ARE you people???

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

People?

There are no people here.

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Little Debbie Sticky BunsĀ®,

If you neglect
Your crotch each day
This is all we have to say:

VagisilĀ®

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

word worm. Tune in Friday to Hot Air and you will see WHO we are.

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Pullll theeee striiiiiing!

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Hey, warriordumbot, did you ever find Diana Pien?

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger Texette said...

I'm from Texas.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ms. Frisch:

Please tell us about the stalking and harrassment charges. Is that worth commenting on?

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger openacanatuna said...

la Frischie sez: why don't all of you who are brave enough to identify yourselves by name and state, do so, so i can decide who is worth paying attention to (identifiers) and who is not (everyone else).

I'll take a shot at answering this one: because you're an utter and complete dumbass you think everyone else should be too?

That actually reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
Unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm fucking bored!"

Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"

Unknown aircraft: "I said I was fucking bored, not fucking stupid!"

 
At 1:00 PM, Blogger warriordumot said...

you guys are boring. see you later.

 
At 1:01 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

I'm Dianna. I'm from California. I do not have a Ph.D.

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Somebody, please hand me the broom & I'll sweep those scales off the floor.

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

I, for one, welcome our new Muppet overlord.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ms. Frisch:

Before you go, please tell us about the stalking and harrassment charges. I'm sure that story is not as boring as we seem to be to you. Maybe your monkey and frog can do a little dance while you sing the story to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star. Nope, not boring at all.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

At least she wasn't You Know Whatting all over the place.

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

does jeffrey todd goldstein sockpuppet here?

YES or NO?

Well, you see, here's the thing: for all we know, you are trying to come up with a way to get in touch with Jeff. This, of course, would be a violation of your restraining order, would it not? Therefore, for any of us to answer your question would possibly qualify as aiding and abetting criminal behavior, as well as leaving yourself open to the additional charges of soliciting criminal activity and maybe even conspiracy to commit these various acts.

Of course we none of us want to do this. We'd rather you spend your time on more productive activities.

Right, people? We don't want to get Deb in trouble now, do we?

People?

 
At 1:18 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Dear me, so easily bored!

Just for you, Deb, a real lyric:

As music and splendor
Survive not the lamp and lute,
So the heart strings render
No sound when the spirit is mute;
No song but sad dirges,
Like wind through an empty cell
Or the swells and surges
That ring the dead seaman's knell.


Percy Byshe Shelley

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Just posted my real name, city and state of residence, and phone number over at her blog. Let's see how big of ovaries she got...

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hey guys,

Can anyone find a link to Ms. Frisch's site from another blog related to her "serious" topics? I can't seem to find her mentioned anywhere except in relation to teh frischwreck®.

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey...you guys changed threads and noone told me.

Is there something I should know? I did bathe and all.

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

hosedragger:

She called us boring and left, again.

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

That's because she's not in anything else except the frischwrecks. She's not done any serious research in a decade. She's been sucking off of the government or in some adjunct (read: temp) faculty job this whole time. In other words, whatever she did at Oregon the first time must be really bad.

 
At 1:35 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey, Little Debbie Sticky Bun...

Go to the previous thread. i left a butt load of questions for you.

i know you are a low life stinking little sniveling coward, but just pick one or two of them to answer. Nothing you ask will be answered until you answer our like you said you would do first thing this morning.

Come on little poo-butt. Show everyone what a brave little know-nothing troll like Word Warrior you are. Answer my questions.

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Ha! Just sayin' because I'm in the middle of an australanche (Tim Blair link). Check me out here.

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Joeschmo, she mentioned something called "cogblog". She even linked it.

Google is your friend?

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

From Previous Thread:

Hey...here's a quick question for ya Little Debbie Sticky Bun...

Friday is the first of the month. Who is going to pay all your bills? Is Mumsie and daddums gonna fork over more cash? Or are you just gonna default on your bills and mortgage. After all, don't you need to pay your attorney? Aren't you going to have exhorbitant court fees to deal with?

You did know that bankruptcy is not an option right? See...as I remember correctly, bankruptcy does not cover court related fees or awards.

Have you applied for welfare yet? You might could do that...I mean it still isn't fair that the junkies in San Francisco make more than such an esteemed educator and academic such as you Royal Frischness.

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Good afternoon, VBSers!

I see from the (copious) comments since I left this morning that y'all are in fine fettle.

Debee - you are an idiot. You just don't get this innertube stuff, do you? The information was readily available:

Lawrenceville, GA

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

BRENDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How did the Depo go?

 
At 1:40 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Joe - Congrats! I love Tim Blair.

 
At 1:41 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

LDSN won't speak to me or answer my questions. Seems I am too intelligent and talented for her, so she is being a cowardly little ant and storming away. Can't you hear her sobbing?

 
At 1:42 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

LDSN=LDSB=Little Debbie Sticky Buns

 
At 1:42 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hose -

The plaintff's lawyer said he was pleased.

Hey, all you lawyers here - I did have one memory burn and blurred two events into one before I remembered it correctly three question later. Does that happen much? Jeez, the events in question were nearly 4 years ago.

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hose - you are the poetry man today!

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

The poetry from me
Is to bring joy to thee

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Brenda:

Thanks! Hosedragger is on fire! One of his buddies better put him out!

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Yeah...it's normal. I had to give a depo for my work injury. It happened a couple of times. What you don't want to do is change anything when they send you the transcript. That's when they think you are lying.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I've got 45 minutes until I have to go and pick up the kidlets from the learnatorium.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

dianna:

I just see a bunch of comments she left over there, do you see a post that links her site?

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Thanks, guys. Since I'm the star witness after the plaintiff, I really didn't want to tank it.

BrendaK, Witness for the Offensive

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Any hint who put the pitiful few bucks in Debs jar?

I bet it was Chell.

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Maybe that should be:

BrendaK, Offensive Witness

 
At 1:50 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Well, she posted my name and number. I wonder if she has enough guts to call!

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Seriously...Deb...that THING in your living has to go. Don't you have a trash can? I don't see one anywhere, and by the looks of your kitchen, I seriously doubt it.

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger Voice of Reason said...

Hey guys. I have been lurking again. I just can't help myself. Man, this has been a Frisch-tastic week so far . . . and we are only on Tuesday. I can't wait to see what Frischmas Eve brings us.

Slightly off topic . . . what happened to John Henry? His Bull Goose Looney blog isn't there anymore and his profile is gone. Evidently The Powers That Be decided to ban him.

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

Joeshmo, I seem to recall that she linked to cogblog two weeks ago? And indicated it was hers?

It sure as anything didn't seem as nuts as the rest of her stuff.

I don't know if anyone has linked her "serious" work, or discussed it online. For one thing, it's so far out of my various fields that I have no idea if she's talking sense or not.

 
At 1:53 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Voice of Reason -

Blogger is having a problem. They'll be back up shortly, I'm sure. The same thing happened last night a few times, as well.

 
At 1:55 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

(thunk, thunk) testing?

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Right - blogger has righted itself. Because we all know the left is all wrong.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

Has anyone else noticed that Deb asks the same questions over and over, even after they have been clearly answered?

Is she simply being annoying, or is her short-term memory shot?

I'm asking seriously. I'm sensing a genuine impairment in her thinking.

It doesn't excuse her outrageous comments, but it may help in the treatment.

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Her "COGBLOG is there, just looked it up, and pretty damn empty of people visiting it. Since it is with the Arizona place she used to call a job, I doubt LDSB will be able to keep it up.

So there it is...another blog by the Queen of Teh Crazee that noone visits.

Proof yet again that she wasted her parents money on something she doesn't use and noone cares about.

Can you just see the look and mumsie and daddum's face when she told them what she wanted to be?

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger Voice of Reason said...

Thanks Brenda. I was worried that he might have gotten banned . . . as politically correct as this world is getting these days.

 
At 1:58 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I'm asking seriously. I'm sensing a genuine impairment in her thinking.

That's the funniest damn thing I have read all day

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Biletnikoff!!!! Hated teh Raiders but lurved you!

 
At 2:04 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Hey Ms. Frischenstein...

Anyone answer this add?

PRIDE

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: pers-193595046@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-13, 9:24AM PDT


Wasn't Pride great this year?

It renewed my faith in the lesbian community.

Did anybody else have the same experience there?

Lets build our community with friendships and love.


this is in or around YOU JEAN

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 
At 2:05 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

To the absent SBH:

Schadenfrisch, Schadenfrisch, Schadenfrisch

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

How about this one? Did you find "Ms. Right Now"? How about begging? That might help


ms. right now

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: pers-192960143@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-11, 12:40PM PDT


In Dead Again, Kenneth Branagh says he isn't looking for ms. right, he's looking for ms. right now.

i've got:

house in wine country just outside of town. one dog. two cats. nice neighbors. groovy oregon log cabin house.

you've got:

a car
interest in casual yet intellectually engaged encounter

looking for a date for fri or sat night.

30-50, post-grad degree preferred.


no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




192960143

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Blizzardlane,

Yeah? Well wait 'til she tries to call me and gets Exodus International.

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hose - if it isn't Frischbait then it may have been the pickup she tried to snag.

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Did you find that bar where other desperate low-lifes hang out yet?

where 2 go 2 nite or 2morrow? - 44

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: pers-190224794@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-04, 5:00PM PDT


Is there some bar in town that would be a good place to go to maybe meet wimmin tonight or tomorrow?


this is in or around eugene

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




190224794

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Fred - you gave the phoney phone number brush-off. I'm so proud!

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Re: Cogblog

Hmm. No trackbacks or comments. Another echochamber.

 
At 2:09 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Brenda:

Hey, no gaming the system!

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Fred:

Yeah? Well wait 'til she tries to call me and gets Exodus International.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Genius!

 
At 2:15 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Joe -

Caught by Schadenfrisch. My bonnie won't lie over the Schadenfrisch.

Is that your Schadenfrisch? Yes, that is my Schadenfrisch.

 
At 2:16 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Ms. Frisch -

Why would knowing what state any of us live in better enable you to decide who amongst us is worth the highly questionable boon of your attention?

Unless, you're referring to our various mental states, which would sort-of make your query sensible.

As to who we are:

We are the cybernetic embodiment of the unspeakable vileness which inhabits your flaccid little mind. If you hold your breath for a moment, you'll probably hear the faint sounds of madly-spinning gerbil wheels inside your skull.

That's us.

And we've taken on lives of our own here in the wainscoating of the internet.

Your orders and demands around here mean less than nothing; you're not the boss of us any more.

And soon we will become corporeal.

As to your demand for a "yes or no" response to whether a certain nemesis of yours posts here:

[Takes two steps forward on teensy-weensy digital gerbil feet]

"I am Jeff Goldstein."

Now why not tell us about the stalking and harassment charges?

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

If someone was smart, and reeeeeeally devious, there are some good sockpuppeting opportunities in the posts I just put out there

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hey Fatwa!

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

No...I AM JEFF GOLDSTEIN!!!

 
At 2:19 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Brenda:

D'OH! You have won this round, but there are many more.

[yoda voice]
And help you I'll not!

 
At 2:19 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Yes. I am Jeff Goldstein. Even though I have ovaries and kids in college!

 
At 2:20 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Put out where?

I missed the original discussion. Could the poor, tired, #500 commenter who just today struck a blow for Justice get a link?

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Stupid twit that LDSB is, she thinks there are actually more than one person that posts here

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

No! I am Spartacus... uh... Jeff Goldstein!

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Ewww...Debbie...go in your bedroom if you want to do that.

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

oh, and I am Jeff Goldstein.

 
At 2:27 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

I am not Jeff Goldstein, but I can play him, if you like.

(There, that ought to bring her out of her funk!)

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

I am not Jeff Goldstein, but I can play him, if you like.

(There, that ought to bring her out of her funk!)

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

I am not Jeff Goldstein, but I can play him, if you like.

(There, that ought to bring her out of her funk!)

 
At 2:34 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Oh dear, BrendaK. Don't mention "put out" in here, there'll be 300 posts offering to help you!

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

I am not Jeff Goldstein, but I can play him, if you like.

(There, that ought to bring her out of her funk!)

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Is that...is she...IS SHE PICKING HER NOSE?

That's just nasty. She shouldn't do that in public. Ick.

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Is that...is she...IS SHE PICKING HER NOSE?

That's just nasty. She shouldn't do that in public. Ick.

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Is that...is she...IS SHE PICKING HER NOSE?

That's just nasty. She shouldn't do that in public. Ick.

 
At 3:28 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

I am Jeffrey Todd Goldstein. I live in Colorado.

I am also known as BrendaK, Sulla, Sinner, Hosedragger, Joeschmo1of3 (and 2of3 and 3of3), Diana, Blizzardlane, Rabbit, Fred the Genius, Texette, Opencanatuna, Timothy, Oergonmuse, Voice of Reason, Fatwa Arbuckle, maggie Katzen, George W. Bush and Carl Rove, and many others.

I am not, however, Warriordumot, Gideon, Chell, Andrew Sullivan or John Kerry. Nor am I Barbara Boxer. Come to think of it, I'm probably not more people than I am.

Call me, I'm in the book.

Denny Crane!

 
At 3:36 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

blizzardlane -

I never even saw that one!

 
At 3:40 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

ah, Blogger Beta. Lots of duplicate comments.

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger Sulla said...

I am Jeff Goldstein.

And so's my wife.

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

I am Fred Biletnikoff.

(But my friends call me Jeff Goldstein)

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Will the real me please stand up?

JTG

Denny Crane!

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Uh...I'm kinda in the middle of a lap dance here.

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Well, how about when the song is over?

Denny Crane!

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

On second thought, why don't you wait a few minutes--I really don't wanna see what your sportin'.

Denny Crane!

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Don't worry. It was my dog.

 
At 3:58 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Hey, Denny Crane! -

You had yourself quite an evening last night; hope you've recuperated.

I always seem to miss the good parties.

Fatwa Arbuckle!

[Damnit...why isn't it funny when I do it?]

 
At 3:58 PM, Blogger Fred the Genius said...

Oh man! I hope that silly mutt didn't hit F4!

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger Michael said...

New thread started. Where are youze guyz?

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger Denny Crane said...

Still recouping, Fatwa! Groan.

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger Mariposa said...

Since you asked Deb, I'm from Texas but I don't live there anymore.

 

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