rabbit sayz:
DEB-Court Countdown Calendar:
Just 17 short days until her next scheduled courtdate. (That we know of) Sept. 25,2006 in Lane County Oregon.
Will DEB-Bile remain free from teh Green Can Man until then?
Will DEB-Bile remain unable to post on her own pawthetic blog?
posted by Sinner @ 5:43 AM
178 comments
178 Comments:
WOO-HOO, thanks Sinner, I finally made the frontpage!
I don't know how she can plead not guilty when she's admitted to the facts of the case:
I got a TRO from CO on August 3 because I didn't stop making fun of the guy I got
into a ruckus with July 8. Prior to our altercation, other bloggers had dubbed him count cockula and he embraced the name.
After our altercation, I found out his son's name was Satchel.; I kept calling his wife cunt cockula, the count without the O.; I kept saying it was a good thing Mr. and Mrs. Cockula didn't have a girl or they would have named her snatchel.; I kept referring to Jeffrey Todd Goldstein's genitals as a snatchel=genitalia of a pathetic, sissified pissant.
Anyhoo, long story short, I had a bad night on August 21 and made a few calls and sent a text message that I should not have from my Verizon phone and I got hauled out of bed at 2:30 a.m. by 3 cops and was charged with two counts of telephonic harassment and one of stalking for continuing to pursue a sexual relationship via telephone and text messasge after the other party said "i think we should take a break."; A cop called me and told me to stop and I said ok and when i hung up i thought "he's not the boss of me" and i sent the woman a txt message and three hours later, I got hauled out of bed and into a car (3 Eugene city police officers and 2 cars were dispatched to my house, outside the city limits).
I finally got out at 8 the next night, when I broke down and called a friend to bail me out.; I was arraigned at 1:30 p.m. and then thrown back into the limbo of the holding cell, neither released nor booked and thus trapped in the purgatory of that horrid holding cell.
Someone told me Joan Baez said everyone ought to get arrested once. It certainly was an educational experience. 20 hours in the Lane County jail taught me that I don't ever want to get involved with law enforcement again!
Maybe she thinks the Green Can Conspiracy doesn't have web access. LOL
and when i hung up i thought "he's not the boss of me" and i sent the woman a txt message
LOL That's like a running joke here at my house...difference is, we say it kidding around because we know how silly it is! She actually thinks this and acts on it...her specialty is what again? Decision Science?! I've got a son getting ready to go to college next year...Lord help us all!
And to think that she writes stuff like that expecting people to take her side! That really cracks me up.
That is also my favorite line and the thought process that continues to get her in the most trouble. it is the thought process that allowed the voices to win over and let her continue to post her personal type of filth continually against everything many lawyers free and paid told her. It is the thought process that allows her to think she is smarter than the experts and that they know nothing and no one will silence her from being racist, make sexual and other type attacks on a 2 year old, etc.
No one is the boss of her...one of the most immature statements that a person can make and for someone who is 45 to make it towards a police officer only leads one to imagine the "COPS" like scene that ensued in front of her house and in the lock-up following this altercation. Why I am sure you can see it in your minds eye now...all the screaming and thrashing about they did. Will she ever cop to the pepper spray? Or maybe she just bawled her brains out, being so scared the entire time that she wet herself.
She apparently has no 'risk aversion' and no 'loss aversion' and no 'relationship with reality.'
She aught to be a case study in bad risk decision analysis.
OK...I am done with Chell
And I still can't update my blog. WTF?
Her story lacks a certain coherence. This is not a good sign for her.
But the really burning question is, who bailed her out? And did she pay him/her back?
and when i hung up i thought "he's not the boss of me" and i sent the woman a txt message...
Yup, yup~~that's teh hubris
Note to teh deb: A Ph.D. is not a get-out-of-jail-free card!
p.s. teh!™
I believe the definition of insanity is repeating the same mistake repeatedly hoping for a different outcome each time. how many times has she been making the same mistakes?
I still wonder who took care of the dog while she was in jail.
Did she leave it outside? Did the cops let her call her neighbors before they put the cuffs on?
Did she sit in jail, humiliated, using her 1 call to bail out? Most places, you can bailout with a credit card.
Was the complaint filed by Tucson ex or Eugene ex-ex?
Waht about the missing U of O posts?
These are the questions I have been sending her and she won't reply.
I guess she will answer them somewhere else, since she is afraid of her own blog.
HoseD~
Yeah, though there's irony in that.
(Gee, I wonder what the debinition is for 'insanity'?)
My guess: She's been playing this game all her life--nagging at peeps until they concede, etc.--and it's prob'ly *worked* up 'til now.
What amazes teh deb™ is how catastrophically her 'old trix' have turned out this a' time. I.e., teh deb™ has finally encountered opponents who (a) won't kowtow to her nonsense; and (b) have the power to call teh deb™ on her nonsense.
So...teh deb™ keeps "pushing the envelope," imagining that *this time* teh harrassment will wurk...just like it always has in teh past!
...except--and here's what *we* know that she (seh?) doesn't: (1) we ain't backin' down; (2) JG ain't backin' down; and, most crucially: (3) teh lawyahs ain't backin' down!
So ready the rocky road™, Deb: it's gonna be a rocky road ahead!
p.s. teh!™
Stace~
Where's dat?
p.s. teh!™
I was just skimming through the August Abbeyweb Archives and it is a veritable treasure trove of Debmentia. Scroll 1/4 down the list to the colorado restraining orders thread and watch the Frischwreck.
A few choice quotes from others:
OH dear...I am crushed. Fire away Deb, maybe even threaten to sexually abuse my girls too. That's about your speed aint it? Such verbal prowess in an argument, I must say I am SOOO impressed with your sparring abilities.
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Hokay. Can someone with some influence please ask Christer to boot this demented bitch -- serious case of cock-envy goin' on -- way far away from the Abbeyweb.
I don't wanna believe in no angels and demons no way, but somethin' hellish has gotten a hold of her right-lobe lever and won't let go. Call an exorcist.
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>> Deb: "it ain't a splat because josh responds to direct challenges with post-modern gobbledygook. I think I'll just add Josh and Steven to my Devon file and the problem will be solved.
Aw, Deb -- what have you "got" to respond to? We all know you you're
a better man than I. Now what about that time you were picking your
feet in Poughkeepsie?
*yawn*
Hey all.
Just spent a few minutes perusing Abbeyweb.
This was revealing:
"excuse me. i am trying to start an abbeysplat. y r u awl ignoring me?"
Interesting that even there, she's a pariah. The extent of her trigger-happy combativeness and verbal abuse (in intensity, and in longevity) simply astounds me.
How does one live for that long driven by so much RAGE?
I get pissed from time to time, but carrying and projecting that much black-aura'eed evil for that long takes sustained commitment.
She's a thug. She cares about no opinion not her own. And the thing that seems to drive her the craziest is being ignored.
she lacks all perspective. Somone can cut her off at the knees and she look at her bloody stumps and sees only "tinkling on my ankles." Someone asks a simple question and she goes nuclear on them.
Cato said it best: Deboro delenda est. She is a cancer that must be removed from society.
I think all her years of bridge burning and sniping are coming to harvest. She ignores all efforts to help her, to warn her away from behavior sanctioned by a civil society. She's had a taste of jail, and she's careening toward an autumn of legal attention that she will not enjoy in the least.
If she can't keep her abusive, narcissistic mouth shut - and do any of us believe she's capable at this point of shutting up? - she will see more jail time, and likely worse.
I don't want her dead. But I want her gone. Guantanamo is too good for this peer-to-peer terrorist.
Send her...to Detroit.
Tanks, Stace~~
Tanks, Paddy'O
Wow...Is this a clusterfrisch or what?!
:D
p.s. teh!^#153
Dang!
I meant teh!™
Now what about that time you were picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?
Someone explained this reference - it was new to me - in one of the Abbeyweb threads. Gene Hackman's character in the French Connection would use it to confuse the pepole he was questioning.
Like asking Queeg about the strawberries.
I imagine if we were to add some Abbeyweb smackdown phrases, that would really add to her distress.
Sulla:
Teh best smackdown phrase was used by teh deb™, itself:
"stfu, s'il vous plait!"
:D
p.s. teh!™
This whole thing is like A Clockwork Orange.
Methinks we should take away her joy of Ludwig Van (Morrison) by parodizing those lyrics as often as possible.
This freak is going DOWN.
Tim,
"stfu, s'il vous plait!"
heh. :) Yeah, I saw that one.
It's added to the repertoire. :)
Sulla--
Excellent idea about teh Van Morrison!
Just wonderin': Should teh deb™ be referred to with the impersonal pronoun, "it" (as in: teh deb™ "is not even human" to us), or with the tweaked personal pronoun, "seh"?
;)
p.s. teh!™
Tim...
This - her trebuchet launch into global opprobrium - started when she said Goldstein was not "human" to her.
I vote for "it." Bespeaks its status as a boil on the ass of the body politic.
Mornin' all, and a lovely frischfry it is this morning!
Looks like I won't need to ask her about the stalking and harrassment charges anymore.
Sulla:
It puts the lotion on its skin and putsthe lotion in basket.
Arggh! Fingers are not responding this morning!
It puts the lotion on its skin and puts the lotion in the basket.
This behavior is exactly what she did at PW. With the new and improved (OMG, did I read this right?!) insanity of threatening to cut someone up?
I mean, I just don't get this whole thing. Is she looking to get into Guiness as the person with the most long-distance RO's? WHAT IS THE PAYOFF for her?
Heh. From a 2005 thread on the freakanomics.com blog (by the authors of Teh Book I Bought For Vacation), this reply by Stephen Dubner to a Frisch nasty comment:
"Your first point is, well, stupid. And your second point is, um, only slightly less stupid. I hate to resort to name-calling but I don’t know what else to do with you. And I know that having the last word counts for a lot in the blogosphere but unless you start making fun of my family or some such, I think I’ll just let you keep blathering away here, because I’ve got other things to do."
How prescient, about the family... she had accused him and his co-author of homoeroticism.
Sulla~
"it" it is, tehn.
Well, I made sure to add myself to teh Abbeyweb's daily mail. With teh day lee cray zee™ in my email box, I feel...
*stoked*?
*fixed for bladez*?
Both!
p.s. teh!™
Joe,
That's the spirit!
Me, I'm gonna stick with Cato's admonition, with which he ended every speech and correspondance:
Deboro delenda est
("Deborah must be destroyed.")
She's pretty much automated the process already.
"All your Frisch are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. hahahaha."
Excuse me. "It has pretty much automated Teh Process® already."
Deboro delenda est.
sulla said ... Send her...to Detroit.
*Please* don't send her to Detroit - The Motor City has enough problems, and I'm only 40 min. away! :-)
Welcome Felix
Someone set up us teh deb, as it were.
Did somebody forward that abbeyweb stuff to Jeff? Might come in handy for him.
--Timothy (not to be confused with the swedish chef Tim, but this stupid blogger beta won't let me use my blogger account)
From the same Freakonomics Thread that Blizzard linked to, we get this admission:
I realize you are way too busy and important to read my blog, but if you did, you’d realize that i stalk and attack economists in general, not just you steves.
And she wonders why people file RO's against her. Amazing. Simply amazing.
Thank you, rabbit. I was at PW the night all this started, and have followed this site since the beginning - first comment, though. It's all been very ... interesting.
Welcome Felix! :)
Gosh...I wonder if we'd snag any edwardabbey-ers if tehy knew about our li'l site ovah here?
One thing's faux show: teh deb™ wood hit teh roof once we started posting tehre! :D
p.s. teh!™
Well, I'm glad you spoke up. I was in on the beginning of teh fishfry. I lurked here for a long time before I joined in-outloud.
Have you ever commented at pawthetic?
Welcome, Felix!
love your taste in music, BTW1
They know about it now:
My cyberstalkers discovered the abbeyweb a while back. They are having fun
posting things from the a-web.
(link to here redacted)
I don't know who the original abbeywebbers were who decided to make the
archives public.
I've always thought it was worth discussing whether it really is worth
having 10 years of abbey archives out there for all sorts of nefarious
people.
What would Ed want? Would he be a gung out let it all hang out free speech
sort of hombre or would he organize a movement to ask christer to make
access to the abbeyweb archives conditional on some sort of approval from
the current membership?
They know about it now:
My cyberstalkers discovered the abbeyweb a while back. They are having fun
posting things from the a-web.
(link)
I don't know who the original abbeywebbers were who decided to make the
archives public.
I've always thought it was worth discussing whether it really is worth
having 10 years of abbey archives out there for all sorts of nefarious
people.
What would Ed want? Would he be a gung out let it all hang out free speech
sort of hombre or would he organize a movement to ask christer to make
access to the abbeyweb archives conditional on some sort of approval from
the current membership?
Is there an echo in here?
Thing is, doesn't she have more to worry about than us reading it? Like prosecutors in Lane County, Oregon, or plaintiff attorneys in, say, Denver?
Bliz~
I *love* those second and third paragraphs!
Trans-frisch-tion: "It's annoying that peeps can actually *verify* how batfrisch cray zee I am. Accordingly, archives should not be public--tehy should only be available to 'certain people'...namely, the ones *I* approve of!"
I read the whole August thing, and the September stuff.
She goes on and on and on about 'don't make me hurt you with my devastating powers of speech. I will slice you UP!' That's just not a credible deterrent - since she never actually unleashes the power of her mighty mouth (or, if she did I certainly didn't notice).
What she needs is a Weirding module -- one that works over the intertubes.
Lurking Special Deb - Sharper Image has them on sale cheap!
What It fails to acknowledge is that if membership were put to a vote, It would be the first to be expunged.
It is a scourge.
It is beneath contempt.
Its days of freedom are numbered, thanks entirely to verbatim quotes from its rancid, flaccid mouth.
Deboro delenda est.
I had to stop reading it...it was making me dizzy.
It is a sociopath and needs to be taken off the streets.
Hey Chell! Welcome.
Weirding module heh. We can just summon up Shai Hulud with a thumper.
I see her more as a Palantir user. But not a good one. More Wormtongue than Saruman.
Sulla -
She (sorry, can't do the it thing even to someone as despicable as SD) is nice to the females, hateful to the males -- and I can guarantee you would be mystified that the ladies would would vote her out too.
Basic concepts of civility are lost on her - and she has no idea that most people expect her to be civil to most other people, not just to themselves.
That's from 2005? Wow - did you catch this?
"I revealed my identity because you seemed very bent out of shape by my comments. I realize you are way too busy and important to read my blog, but if you did, you’d realize that i stalk and attack economists in general, not just you steves."
The bold, obviously, is mine. Does she have the slightest idea how this pattern looks? She's got such violent ideas, it's just scary.
No, have never commented at pawthetic ... couldn't bring myself to. I've only commented a couple times at PW; mostly only read.
Sulla - I love most all music, but those are my faves. :-)
She'll never get it.
Her brain is used less often than the condom drawer at Oliver Willis' house.
While she collects choice quotes from us for her scrapbook, we're collecting choice quotes from her for the Lane County District Attorney.
---
[Deb]
Why thank you, Christopher. I reckon you are right that i should collect some gems from my bloggarazzi. i certainly have attracted a repugnant bunch
o f peeps!
peeps r peeps, i guess.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Christopher Filkins"
Sent: Friday, September 08, 2006 11:34 AM
Subject: Re: [Abbeyweb] archives
> That is so sweet Deb. They are building a little community out of
> hating you. I hope you collect all of this for your scrapbook. I
> know you must be going through a hard time but what a compliment!
>
> Christopher
Blizz:
Ha! Summoning Shai Halud with a thumper! Don't forget to use the power word Mu'ad D'hib!
Felix -
Welcome aboard the First Class coach of teh crazy® train! One hopes your "bag of tricks"™ will come in handy on the ride.
Joe -
Finally got Blogsome confirmation emails time-stamped about 05.45 EDT today(!) and was able to successfully leave a comment; thanks again for the suggestions from you and 2of3.
I must have a look at the Abbeyweb archives later; holy flurking schnitt!
Brenda,
Yeah, I'm not liking the "it" thing.
Unlike Deb, I have a hard time with the whole "you're not human to me" thing.
She's human.
But her words are an assault on the humanity of othrs.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant. All we need to do is quote her accurately to keep her marginalized.
I still think she'd flunk the Turing Test.
Now I'm going to enjoy my first day off in...however long it's been, and get my butt away from a keyboard.
Have a good day, folks.
Brenda, so right... all men are either rapists or "limp" ... two men who collaborate on a book MUST be gay -- and she DOES find something wrong with that. Anyone whose politics don't match hers is stupid. George W. Bush is alternately stupid or monstrously evil. Jews are Nazis. Her colleagues are too dumb to bow down to her brilliance.
Jeff Goldstein and his child aren't human to her.
Anyone who suggests she perhaps examine her relationship with the world is a pissant and subject to a "tussle" with her mighty mouth, replete with threats of physical violence.
Hey, Cecile! What's not to love?
Stace~
Did seh say "repugnant"?
That sounds like a debinition to me!
repugnant=Anyone who won't shut up when I tell them to.
:)
p.s. teh!™
YAY!!!! I finally was able to update my blog. Seems I was experimenting with annonymous IP's and a program that handles them and it wasn't letting me post. So I went and deleted the program and that screwed me to where I couldn't get on-line. So, after restarting at two different restor points, everything is back to norman
Just got back from reading the abbeyweb stuff.
Did anyone notice that August 10 was teh Thursday? It was also the day she told Ill Rep.that she hated teh.
Then she went off again at abbeyweb on the 17th, also a Thursday.
Trust teh cycle.
motorcycles are powered by gasoline; deb-cycles are powered by teh vodka :)
I'm a repugnant peeeeep! I'm a repugnant peeeep!
/singsong
*****Wait just one minute, that's not right!*****
I'm a squeeky geeeerbil! I'm a squeeky geeerbil! nanny-nanny-boo-boo!
/singsong
Shelob's opening post on Abbyweb , July 6, 2000, includes the usual cut-n-paste of others' thoughts and this little gem:
I suppose I should introduce myself. I live in Eugene, OR. I'm 38 and I'm a marginally employed psychology professor. For the last year, I've been trying to write a book about the ways our minds play tricks on us - I have a title I like (Coyote Mind) but it hasn't come together yet.
Six years later and that book still isn't coming together.
What an ugly mind is on display in those abbeyweb postings! The others will be chatting about this and that, discussing hikes, trips, places they've been, and then here comes Deb!
How awful.
On the bright side, at least they're free-speech fanatics who mean it.
And the title was partially ripped off from Abbey's book called something like Coyote and town dogs.
I don't particularly like their politics, but then again, I didn't particularly like Edward Abbey, who seemed rather enamored of the protohippie environmental types, drank a lot, and farked around on his women.
But yeah, they believe in free speech. Even Deb's.
On July 22, 2000, Lord Frischdemerde thus spake:
But it seems obvious to
me that a balance of honesty and politeness is desirable. I haven't met anyone on the list, but knowing myself and reading the posts from Michael, Gail and Phil, I have a hunch that some of us use honesty as an excuse to be aggressive. We get off a little bit on being aggressive. It's good for there to be a norm on the Abbeyweb that you don't post nasty, derogatory,
condescending, mocking, etc. messages. That is a form of pollution that hurts us all. It even hurts the sender, who reinforces a dangerous habit.
Wow! That sure doesn't sound like our Little Debbie Snack Cake. But by July 25th, she had her Frisch on:
Michael: We've been here for 5 years or so, some of us, and we've talked out a lot of the EA content.
Deb: WHO'S THE WE YOU KEEP REFERRING TO. I AM HERE AND I HAVEN'T TALKED OUT THE EA CONTENT.
Deb: It's kind of annoying that you think you are in charge of defining
what is on track and interesting. Are you SURE you're an anarchist?
Deb: You get about a C- for grokking my message, duke. I'll go easy on you this time since you're an elder and I'm a newbie and I've been guilty of similar crimes. But I thought your attitude was very authoritarian for someone who claims to be an anarchist.
Ahhh! There's the little Frischkopf that we all know so well. It looks like she's had lot's of practice at this behavior.
Yes, that's right. Our very own Little Debbie Snack Cake has branched out from mere threats and sexual comments about a 2 year old, calling all stay-at-home dads child molesters, falsly accusing yours truly of murder and attempted murder, amongst all her other ills and has finally made an unquestionably full on threat on someone's life by telling him that she will "slice him up". Now, I know she is reading this, and I know the voices are already working on a plan to say how Josh or one of those other fat ol limp penised white guys actually changed what she wrote and she never said any such thing...but we have seen it and it definately makes her a threat to others, if not herself.
Someone please tell me why Oregon had her in their jail system, had the perfect opportunity to force-feed her the mental help she desperately requires and then let her go?
Anyone know which D.A. it is that is handling her case so all this can be forwarded to him/her so as to help them make a decision come the 25th?
Hosedragger, her imagery is violent, and it does speak to her mental state, but I think the context was clear that she meant that "cutting up" threat as I will call you names and denigrate your ideas rather than a physical threat.
But if we've thought before that she has an ugly mind, now we've got proof! And these are people who have (roughly speaking) similar views on government and so on.
She's gone from No Enemies to the Left to No Allies Anywhere!
teh deb: "who's the we you keep referring to. I am here an I haven't talked about the EA content."
Dawg! Could anyone be any MORE egocentric???
Dianna:
You willing to stake your life on that?
She threatens children, men and women, she is violent and insane. Sorry...but I calls em as I sees em.
HoseD~~
I agree. It's gonna be *delicious* to see teh deb™ get ehr come-uppance come Sept. 25th.
(Has anyone yet recommended dubbing Sept. 25th "Frischmas"? :))
Not Frischmas...Debikahh
It lasts longer
HAHAHAHA!!...
p.s. teh!™
I have a little Debbie
She posted here one day
And when she talks real ugly
With Debbie we will play.
Oh Debbie Debbie Debbie
You posted here one day,
And when you talk real ugly,
With Debbie we will play
She has an ugly body,
With legs so short and thick,
And when our Debbie's lonely
Teh Vodka does the trick.
Oh Debbie Debbie Debbie
You posted here one day,
And when you talk real ugly,
With Debbie we will play.
Oh Debbie got arrested,
For stalking her old ex
and when she gets into the court
The judge she's sure to vex.
Oh Debbie Debbie Debbie
You posted here one day,
And when you talk real ugly,
With Debbie we will play
Nothing like a good Debbikahh song to put you in the mood of the season
Hosedragger said:
Dianna:
You willing to stake your life on that?
We stake our lives, daily, on our ability to assess threats, as you well know.
Yes, I'm staking my life on it, or I wouldn't be commenting about teh Deb. Now, if she were specifically stalking me, and I had any cause to think she was in physical proximity, I'd get a restraining order right quick. And a concealed carry permit, while I was at it.
Fortunately, this is not the case. At least, not today.
I followed the truth to Abbeyweb and I saw it, and learned a lot, including it wasn't my scene. Just like PW really isn't; the one reason I'm here is the goal of this site is something I support: Keeping this lunatic out of a classroom. Does this mean I'm a stalker? Nope. This means I'm a concerned parent and citizen.
Heck, she's graduated from spewing on the Internet to telephone harassment and stalking behaviors in meatspace. She's admitted physically stalking one of her exes when she was just a "future."
She's a frackin LOON. Even the Abbeywebsters have to acknowledge that.
Wow...someone from the House of Representatives looked at my profile then went to my page. That means there are people in the Congress somewhere that are reading this blog.
http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s21hosedragger&v=56&r=9&vlr=8&pg=1&d=98
I spun teh Debbie and it came up Nun!
(in the game of Debbie, that's called winning!)
Hose:
That's cool! I like when I get hits from nsf.gov looking at the lexicon. Former colleagues are keeping tabs on Ms. Frisch.
Paddy~~
:D
I wish I could remember teh "dreidel" song...I'd write a parody...("Oh Debbie, Debbie, Debbie...," etc.)
"Fairly Oddparents" is showing the "Eddie the back-from-the-dead gerbil" episode. Too funny.
Tim:
I just did.
See above.
Debbikahh. It lasts longer.
Heh.
Nice one, Hose.
Except she spins better than any dreidel I've ever seen.
(I used to wonder as a kid why playing with such a crappy toy was supposed to be fun. It wasn't.)
Nice, hoseD. Nice.
p.s. teh!™
Notice:
Dr. Deb is lurking... Her IP is in the statcounter log just a few minutes ago
Tahnks 4 teh heads-up, Sinner...
Trust teh cycle™...
Of course "teh cycle"® gets re-aligned to weekends when I am net-less
Well of course she is lurking. She has been for a week now. And she knows that we know everything that happened. hell, she should go and see what I wrote about it. Someone has her leash and it is tearing her up inside to not be able to come here and just explode, vmmitting more of her ridiculousness and filth all over this site. She has been sobbing and crying hysterically mixed in with red-faced, vein sticking out rage knowing that we know everything and have let the world know about it.
So come on Debbie webbie...tell us how you are feeling. Let it out...it isn't healthy to keep it all inside like that.
Oh, and since she demands it, and I feel it is a sign of respect for someone who has earned that respect...I refuse to call her "Doctor"
Period. Until she acts like one, she will not get that title from this little gerbil.
Come on lurkers...say hi to us.
Hello, Deb; here's a little modified Van Morrison for ya:
Well, it's a marvelous night for a Moonbat
With teh crazy®, mad look in her eyes
A tumultuous night for some blog scat
(Just ignore Denny Crane!'s free advice)
And all the prospects for jobs are failing
To the sound of your Dell's keyboard clicks
While the internet keeps on detailing
All your unfunny comedy schticks
And all the night's bile seems to stick in your craw
And now the word warrior's got some woes with the law
Can we just have one more Moonbat outburst dear Deb
Can we watch one more "joke" fall flat (or worse) dear Deb
Well we wanna make fun of you tonight
We can't wait for the hearing to come
'Cause we know the word warrior will fight
(And will probably call the judge "dumb")
Large Marge and her friends will be waiting
To make sure that you're never alone
(Well, it's one way to get back to dating)
You're just reaping the seeds you have sewn
'Cause every time you lash out, we just chuckle inside
And hope the judge tells you your parole is denied
Can we just have one more Moonbat outburst dear Deb
Can we watch one more "joke" fall flat (or worse) dear Deb
you *know* you want to ;)
p.s. teh!™
I'm not a gerbil.
I'm a chinchilla!
Fatwa~
Well done!
Oooh, if Deb's lurking - I came up with this little joke, which I fear only works in context, but:
There's this fellow I know slightly who is getting married. His fiancee has gone all-out, and the wedding ballooned from 20 people to 100. All he can do is keep saying, "Yes, dear," and spending time and money straightening out issues to do with this.
I have taken to referring to them as "Bride-zilla and groom-tokyo."
It helps if you liked monster movies.
/cheers
Fatwa, now I'll be singing that whilst I pack.
Yet another wonderful rendition of an old fav by the Minister of Propaganda!
Blizzardlane -
Glad you're here; wanted to wish you an uneventful flight and a splendid trip!
Tim -
Tahnks!™
SFY -
Just trying to earn my cape around here.
Well done Fatwa...well done.
I'd like to welcome all fresh-faced delurkers to our squeaky-wheeled gerbil cage!
Welcome Chell! Thanks for dropping by and I hope we've been nice enough for you. We really do like to disseminate the info on Ms. Frisch.
Blizz: going to Hawaii, was it? I'm picking up my mom from the airport tonight after she just spent a week on the Big Island. She really enjoyed herself.
Have a good evening, fellow small, furry, clever-handed rodents. I'm off to smoke and drink for a little.
I knew my subscrip to EdAb would yield dividends, but I didn't think it'd happen so queekly!
-----Begin teh deb™------
Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2006 14:40:32 -From: "Deborah Frisch" Subject: Re: [Abbeyweb] archives
I have a vague recollection of
an abbeysplat once involving
David Orr that spilled over into people's real work lives - a kind of mini-version of what
happened to me on July 8 (300 people emailed my boss at the University of Arizona, alerting him to the fact that I was a child
murderer/molester). By leaving information about employers, addresses, phone numbers in the
archives we increase the risk to our tribe by nefarious foes, albeit foes who prefer cyberterrorism to monkeywrenching, murder or other real-world
mayhem. They're still worth thwarting, though.
We are having a rough enough time of it as it is, I think. Why would we want to make life easier for our enemies?
On account of we're too ruff & tuff 2 have membership rulz?
hey hey ho ho
pub(lic) acc(ess) archives have got to go!"
-----End of teh deb™-----
Bye, Dianna...have fun!
Hey...check out who is on my blog right now, getting caught up on everything from Denver Colorado:
SHERMAN & HOWARD LLC
Who is this "we" she's talking about that's having a "rough enough time"?
I think teh deb's™ latest EdAb post invites yet another...
debinition!
cyberterrorist: Anyone who uses publically available information from the Internet to hold me accountable for my actions.
Bye Dianna, Have fun!
Hi Chell!
Blizz, Have a wonderful trip!
HoseD~
Is that teh deb's™ lawbaw...or DG's lawbaw?
hey hey ho ho
pub(lic) acc(ess) archives have got to go!"
Awww gee...I wonder why she wants to cut off access to the archives? Could it be she is still trying to hide her nefarious past? It really doesn't matter. She is still posting hate and drivel all over the web...we don't even need the past...she does well in the future.
It does look like JG's attorney is keeping up on all the things she is doing and saying all over the web. Looks as if she isn't going to have as easy of a time with lying in court while under oath as she thought.
That would be Jeff's I believe
Paul F. Lewis
http://www.sah.com/root/attorneys/li/attorneys_list.asp
Or am I mistaken.
HoseD~~
I *know*~~
Sinner: do we have plans to have a "batfrisch correspondent" on hand to witness teh deb's™ courtroom whipping in person?
These guys at Abbeyweb actually seem pretty decent, except their thing isn't my thing. I read "Desert Solitaire" and liked it, as a travelogue. I read "Monkeywrench Gang" and didn't like it nearly so much as I liked the Castaneda books and "Milagro Beanfield War."
HoseD~~
I meant: "I *know* it's gonna be hard for ehr to lie on the stand about ehr actions." Thanx for looking up whose lawbaw that wuz.
:)
p.s. teh!™
As for HI, Mr. Lane and I went there three years ago, and we're going back, this time bearing checkbook. ... In other words, I might make a whole new West Side!
/cross fingers
Chell:
This is what we do around here, we take funny stuff from Ms. Frish's site, and make it funnier. I'm just having so much fun with the idea we have the origin of the gerbil cage visiting with us!
My site meter page with the evidence Only looked at the top two posts concerning the latest events
Tim -
Nice work.
Yeah...like we're going to go after anybody else on the Abbeylist. (Seems like many of them are also less-than-thrilled with her.)
It's also funny that even her two-line rhyme doesn't come close to scanning.
Pardon me just a sec...
[In pompous, stentorian "official" voice]
Attention Abbeylist lurkers: DO NOT BE ALARMED; WE MEAN YOU NO HARM!
Yours, etc.,
F. Arbuckle
Minister of Propaganda, DHD
[Removes ministerial vestments
Howdy, Chell!
See Chell, we aren't the "repugnant" evil villians we have been made out to be. We just don't tolerate what she has done, or what she will try to do in the future. We are very protective of children and women, and especially those that can not defend themselves.
And not a single one of us has lied about anything she has said or done. Not even embellished.
Time for Cope and Diet Pepsi...the only vices I have left.
I second Fatwa's disclaimer:
Attention Abbeylist lurkers: DO NOT BE ALARMED; WE MEAN YOU NO HARM!...
our only beef it with tohse who threaten and fantasize about toddlers (e.g., teh deb™)
Wow~my cup runneth over: Someone at EdAb just gave teh deb™ a *very* quotable smackdown:
"Seriously Deb, if you're going to snark you need to keep up with the big boys."
Looks like a quote we could frame above teh door...if DHD.com *had* a door, I mean. ;)
Except her trail of these kinds of ad hominem attacks goes back for at least two years. You can do a search and find where she is assaulting priests and others, using language to disparage their alledged sexual preferrences and such. This is nothing new to her. She just finally got called on it.
Hey, did anyone put out some cookies and milk for the de-lurkers?
Also, we should take up a pizza and beer collection for later. Nothing like a cold one and a slice while watching Debee spin.
tim -
That was a good one - what was it she wrote that elicited that?
Hello, Chell and welcome to DHD.
My veterinarian actually used that phrase today: "everyone goes a little crazy sometimes." This was in reference to a cat, who at 5 a.m. went totally off the meter and attacked another cat .. while I was trying to go to work.
It's not like the center of this discussion had a bad day, Chell. She's had a bad eon.
So you're a Pisces? Dreamy, artistic, unshakable belief in the metaphysical aspect of reality? Welcome. So am I. Even if our politics wouldn't mesh, our world view might.
I have tried mightily, as these good people will attest, to steer this away from politics. It isn't about politics. It's about whether you want your kids in a classroom with someone whose grip on reality seems so tenuous. I would be just as active if I were dealing with a college-level instructor who held radical rightist views and also flung the kind of poo she has in almost every forum in which I've found her posts.
Well, hubby's home and he's taking me out to dinner...although he doesn't know it yet.
Gotta go, BBL.
Bye to all teh gerbils and have fun!
bye, SFY.
Have a great time! We'll try to page you if things go all pear-shaped at Deb's Shrieking Shack.
BrendaK~~
Here's what led up to it:
First, Chris F. wrote (about DHD.com)
"We're all so over Deb anyway
that your little group is just
a tad too quaint for most of us
here but who knows...maybe
Michael will join up!"
Then, Michael chimed in:
"Speak for yourself, Chrissy
boy."
Then, teh deb™ spurted:
"roflmao!"
and *that's* what pricked Chris
F.'s smackdown "money quote"
:)
tim -
That's such a good smackdown that even such an ignant hick as I got it.
I was going to ask if you could send haha's from us, but as it is apparent they are lurking I'm sure they already know that we appreciate the wit.
Thanx Brenda, I'll hold you to it!
Chell -
And therein lies our mission. That any prospective employers understand exactly what they are getting in Special Debee.
Also, we amuse each other endlessly.
Blizzard,
It looks like Dr. Frischkopf has a hard-on for you now (sorry about the imagery). She's taken one of your posts here and posted it to her site - completely changing the meaning of course. Maybe you and Hose could use the same lawyer?
Here's the post:
9/11 ?
I dunno.
I hated those big square things every time I went into Manhattan from my little refuge in NJ.
Posted by blizzardlane at September 7, 2006 05:20 PM
Don't think about her while you go off and have a Real Life® with a Real Significant Other® with whom you have a Real Relationship® at a Real Gorgeous Location®.
Have some pupus for me (but stay away from the spam musubi).
Aloha.
It'd be teh funny® if we recruit new gerbils from other blogs and lists where Deb has annoyed folks.
[Scribbles potential propaganda ideas furiously on "official" foolscap]
fatwa -
You aught not write on your fez.
Ahahahahahahsnortahahahahah
I crack myself up. And I'm just teasing you, which I do because I like you.
And it really, really is a lovely cape. And the black suit is totally distinguished.
Ah Paddy. What is it with Hawaiians and Spam? I know I sound like such a hoele and but SPAM?
They are a sea-faring people.
Much like the vikings:
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
You aught not write on your fez.
[Sigh]
BrendaK, if you'd like to go on thinking it's a fez, fine. Just be apprised that the tassle might surprise you.
Just sayin'....
(mumble joke grumble)
Ok, brain-cap then. (looks abashedly at the ground)
I did do a bit of research.
Haole. Must learn to spell it. I already know how to pronouce it: "fukkinhowlie."
Anyway, I am reserving some of my goodwill about Abbeyweb. They seem to be taking the RIAA position on free access to data on the Internet when it applies to their own interests.
Sigh. And I thought this was a real hands-across-the-waters moment.
Aww, geeze BrendaK; I should've had more faith in you.
Forgive me?
Sounds like you folks can't get enough of 'ol Deb.
I suppose it's just me, but if I thought something was really shitty, I'd try to stay away from it and forget it.
We're happy to have you folks over at the Abweb, but please don't be rude and copy posts without the permission of the original poster.
Ya'll have a nice evening.
beau -
The correct spelling, and I do hope you don't mind being corrected by the member of such a quaint little blog as this one, would be "y'all" - it is a contraction of you and all.
There you go, glad to help.
And welcome to DHD!
Blizzard,
Spam is easier to ship than cattle.
Spam! - it's real meat (things...and stuff...sort of)
fatwa -
Are there (sniffle) cookies involved?
Um, yes, BrendaK. But they're chocolate chip, not (sniffle) cookies.
Nice backhanding of Beau, there.
Ruh roh...gotta see to the kitchen for a few minutes; back shortly.
Thanks for stopping by Beau!
We do have fun with 'ol Dr. Deb here, but if that is all you think goes on here, you are really missing out.
Also, if you look at the good Doctor's site, she has clearly spelled out the license for her "work" and we live by that here. If you don't want your stuff here, I will respect that, but don't just assume I am a rube because of the quaint nature of our discourse.
[Brenda likes cookies. Hmmm.]
Would you like some cookies young lady? And some chocolate milk? It's my own special recipe.
Creme de Cacao - that sounds good, doesn't it?
Kahlua - Hawaiian. Tropical. That's gotta be good, right?
See, we'll just mix those two in a big glass of milk - there. You can have all you want. Milk's good for you.
I had hoped for more than puerile comments.
What is the purpose of this site? Is there a purpose?
paddy -
mmmmmmmmm. That's just yummy. May I have another?
If you dismiss our chitchat as "puerile" right off the bat, I'd call that rude.
Beau,
The purpose of this site is defined in the title, sub-title, and in the first post, which is coveniently located under the heading "Start Here".
I understand that navigating web pages and scanning non-linear constructs can be more difficult than navigating an email list, but it's something that most everyone can master.
If you have other questions, please feel free to ask.
BrendaK
Can you go up to the first thread & help Ottavarima?
beau -
As they say, hope springs eternal.
If you can't figure out what's going on, you really aren't sophisticated enough for this blog. Thus far, it's been self-evident to every single other visitor. Certainly it has been spelled out often enough.
If you would like to get off your supercilious kick, you might actually be welcome.
Brenda,
Of course you can. You can have as many as you'd like. Have you heard of Everclear? I think you'd like it - I can add some a little later.
Would you like to try one of these brownies? They're...enlightening.
Ottava -
I believe it is "post-high school" but I don't have the reference material on hand to be better than 92% sure.
paddy -
Ooooh, brownies. These are a little - seedy. But reaalay grat. Ummm.
So, the purpose of the blog is to keep Deborah Frisch from obtaining gainful employment, correct?
Shouts from the veranda...."Yes! That's what we wish."
Hmmm....
How do you plan on measuring the effectiveness of your blog? How will you know you've been successful?
Let's say you're successful. Deb doesn't get a job. How will Deb take care of herself? Meet her needs?
Do you hope she not meet her needs and.....perish?
New thread, BTW. (Everyone except beau, whose arrogance lingers like a bad cologne. Let's not tell him.)
Deb has now proposed thusly:
law numba won: every member has the right to retroactively delete any statement by or about her or him.
Using as this example:
if someone said "i'm gonna go to deecee and kill dubya tomorrow!" and the next morning said it was only the tequila talking, we'd wanna let the alkyhawlic or meth fiend or stoner or whatever do a
retroactive delete.
She also proposes allowing deletions of things other people say about you.
Interesting, this freedom of speech concept.
We don't care what she does as long as she isn't teaching or near kids.
To judge the effectiveness of this site, just google her name & see what pops up.
[sigh]
Another one with comprehension problems?
Quote from 1st post:
It is very troubling that this person has had an influential, authoritative position over students. Someone like this should never be allowed to teach at any level.
What Ms. Frisch does for employment is up to her, but we strongly recommend against any teaching position.
That's special! Not content with sanitizing her own blog, she wants to clean up the Abbeyweb listserv as well.
Yeeees, this is just the kind of person they'd want to hug tightly to their collective breast.
no, dude, we hope she gets help.
Are we all moving up thread now? Y'll got me hopping around like ..a...a... well a rabbit!
Hey all,
I know this is a comment thread that really disses Deb Frish. I just wanted to let you all know that she's only ever helped me out over the last 8 or 10 years I've known her. She's going through a lot of hell right now, and it hurts me to see this.
All of you can keep up with the "humorous" attacks, however, she really is a kind, generous, and intelligent human being. This is what's forgotten, on both sides, in the faceless realm of the internet.
Lay in to me at will. You're missing the human part of her in your hate.
Kent, I know how hard it must be to come here, but go back and try to read the various posts pointed out by posters here, both on her on site and on others, and imagine how she's hurt them. She needs help. She NEEDS friends, and if you care about her, and can get through to her, please try. But don't expect to get through. She's got a lot of walls built up.
Fair enough. I have no quarrel with you folks.
I just don't appreciate people digging through the Abbeyweb archives and posting from those archives without permission. Seems we have that problem solved. At least I hope so.
Regarding Deb, I'm not going to pass judgement on you or her, but I do think there's already been enough vitriol and bilious commentary on this issue. I see no useful purpose in continued attacks by either party.
We all have a short time on this whirling mudball. Perhaps we'd all be better served by spending more time trying to help one another, and less time trying to tear one another apart.
As for me, I'd headed for a cold beverage (or two) and copulation with a loving mate.
And speaking of cologne, how 'bout a little Hai Karate?
"There's nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self."
Cheers,
Beau
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