Wednesday, September 06, 2006

They just let us go for the evening, but I'll be back early tomorrow for what will hopefully be the day we deliver a bouncing baby product.

New thread for all you tricksy VBS gerbuzzilds (what you get when you cross a gerbil and a buzzard, in that one-in-a-million case where you don't just end up with a well-fed buzzard).

Night, all.

36 Comments:

At 11:14 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Sulla tha man...but Pet is still the M.O.A.B.

 
At 11:15 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Sulla:

Pet_Motif and I have decided to be magpies, not buzzards. We also keep spatulas under our wings for that extra strong roadkill.

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Anyway, I just think it is funny that someone would ever post anythng saying that I wish anyone would kill themselves.

Too funny actually.

This really shows the sad, pathetic, warped view of the world they have.

Now, wanting to se her frog marched in cuffs for making all those coments concerning a helpless two year old, as well as all the other things she has done here and other places, that I admit too. I look forward to it.

 
At 11:19 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Well, remember, anyone who doesn't agree with her or her friends are not human, right? So, what do they care about life?

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

She will never get the mental health she needs on her own...and it will take years of treatment. The way I see it, this would be the only way. I call it ScheudenFrisch.

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Well Gerbils and Gerbillettes it's off to the local pub for a late night snack (that would be a pint of Guinness) and a glass or two of the Water of Life (have to keep hydrated, don't you know), then toddle on home. Who knows, I just might pick up another blue ribbon along the way.

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Wait...who are her friends? The frog and the monkey?

I don't think they count

 
At 11:21 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Yup, some forced diversion program under the terms of her probation.

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Night Paddy. Have a Black and Tan for me.

 
At 11:24 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

'Night Paddy!

Hose:

She's got some, well, maybe friends is too strong a word, acquaintances in AZ, and I believe she actually went there for a few days.

 
At 11:26 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

But did they know she was coming?

 
At 11:27 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

YAY...new season of Simpson's, Family Guy, and American Dad on Sunday.

 
At 11:27 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

These are also the same people who think all stay at home dads are child molesters

 
At 11:30 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Yeah, I forgot about that.

She's saving up for when she gets back though.

 
At 11:33 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

She's back, bu for some reason she is hiding behind sockpuppets and posting as other people thinking no one will be able to prove it. She is chomping at he bit to come here and let loose, but someone actually has the leash. Maybe she has someone staying in her shack with her, keeping the world safe from her own personal brand of poison

 
At 11:35 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Oh..and to Eiger Sanction. It isn't like that movie at all. It is like a train wreck or a horrible 50 car pile-up on the freeway. You know you shouldn't look, but you are unable to avert your eyes. Now stay off your mom's computer. You are keeping her from getting her tricks...I mean business clients.

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

This is whole thing is like Titanic without the love story. Or maybe a suckier Poseidon Adventure.

 
At 11:39 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Can there be a suckier Poseidon Adventure?

 
At 11:42 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

I know, that's kind of a hard concept to wrap your head around, a suckier Poseidon Adventure... instead of Kurt Russel, Steven Seagall.

Otherwise, we've got our own suckier Poseidon Adventure starring Ms. Frisch as the Poseidon.

 
At 11:44 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

She would have to be the Poseidon. The Titanic went down.

 
At 11:46 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I know what it was. She and whoever else was pissed to find out I don't have an advanced degree and make over twice annually as she ever made. And I have a job, family, friends, hobbies, personal belongings and no criminal history. THAT must be it.

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Eww... that brought to mind more of that chunky peanut butter.

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

They have creams that would clear that right up for her. Bet she wouldn't be wha she is with just a little trip to Rite Aid

 
At 11:50 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Nah... they really don't care about any of that stuff, just as long as you agree with them, that's the key.

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

They don't..but she does. Otherwise she wouldn't bring it up. Oh, and I work 10 days a month...part of that is sleeping.

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Naps and everything...amongst all the work we do.

 
At 11:53 PM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

I think she remembers what work is. It has been so long. Mumsie and daddum's trust fund must be gettin low. I wonder how much Ramen she can eat?

 
At 11:53 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Ima bug out. There's hay that needs hitting, and I know just the man to do it. Good night!

And good night to any other lurkers out there!

 
At 12:02 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Night. I'm out too. I have a family to attend to in the morning and all day. Unlike the Ftards over at the Frischenstein site.

Night all.

 
At 12:33 AM, Blogger Hosedragger said...

Oh...one more thing. Thanks for all the free advertising Ms. CCFCCP/Eiger Wanker. I love it.

OK...night all.

 
At 2:55 AM, Blogger SBH said...

Hm...everything looks peaceful and quiet here. I think I'll just skip the song and close up quietly tonight.

Rest well, gerbils. Thanks for teh fun today.

tiptoes out.

 
At 2:56 AM, Blogger SBH said...

No Brenda, you can't have just one more drink of water!

 
At 3:01 AM, Blogger SBH said...

It was just a bad dream, gerbils.

There are no scary PhD's under the bed.

Sinner and Sulla are watching over the VBS camp as always.

Sleep well.

 
At 3:16 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Aaaannnnnd it's morning on the East Side! Awaken, burbils and gizzards!

 
At 4:09 AM, Blogger BrendaK (BuzzardK) said...

Good morning, blizzard.

Happy Buzzard Day! Just stopped in before I have to buzz upstairs and get reasonably presentable for the day.

Thanks for tucking us all in last night, sbh.

 
At 4:14 AM, Blogger BrendaK (BuzzardK) said...

Good Morning, good morning to you.
We're all in our places
With buzzard-y faces,
and this is the way
to start a new day!

Good morning to you
Good morning to you
Our day is beginning
There's so much to do
So good morning, good morning, Good morning to you!

 

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