Wednesday, September 06, 2006

OK, which one of you jokers bumped Dr. Frisch's tipjar up to $15?

Also: What is the meaning of this statement? Did I miss something during my long (and continuing internet dark age?

Update: Well, it's off to my luddite housing again...

I made up my "waiting for the QWest guy to fail to show up" time and I now venture forth to the land of anti-technology.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do... wait...

115 Comments:

At 6:30 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

I know where I've seen that statement before, but it's not my place to say.

That wasn't my fifteen bucks, either; I'm saving-up for a cape.

 
At 6:38 PM, Blogger NedraZ said...

First donation was $10 then I think 3, then 2 dollars. This came in over the holiday weekend.
Probably someone read her blog & thought it was some kinda unhinged telethon site.

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

What's the return on a $2 payment to Amazon?

 
At 6:52 PM, Blogger NedraZ said...

I think it was all CHELL could afford. The price of woo-woo beads are breaking her budget...

 
At 7:19 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Once again, I missed the new thread startup.

Sinner - the statement was in response to Frischbreath suggesting that we were in cahoots with JG and operating as authorized agents to collect money for him.

rabbit - I saw what she had about Hose. Commented previous thread (because I missed this one until everyone just disappeared!). It is amazing to me that anyone could be so cowardly theirself as to be unable to recognize the bravery and dedication that would compel a person like Hose to always make the rescue - without regard to personal feelings. That's why Hose and others like him are firemen and paramedics.

 
At 7:20 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Wow - $15 (less fees) in just 2 months? She's really on that innertube gravy train now!

 
At 7:24 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

ducky:

This anonymous poster is probably one of her Edward Abbey listserv friends. The cynical and hopeless tone sounds familiar.

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger Cirrus said...

People have been puzzling about the absence of Deb's presence last weekend. Her website is a mish- mash of old posts, cut and paste slop and pictures of a trail view in the Catalina Mountains near Tucson.

I just happened to drive through Deb's old Poet's Corner Tucson neighborhood on Saturday and noticed something different about her former abode.

There, in the carport spot where Deb's piece-of crap-foreign car used to sit, was a shiny new SUV. This would not be the ex's vehicle. I saw that old beater with the owner in it very recently and it parks in the prime spot at the residence.

I wonder how the school year is shaping up for those left to clean up the residual bad juju in the Psych department at U of A.

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger NedraZ said...

ZimaZulu was me.

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger D'Wayne 'Red' Mendoza said...

OK, which one of you jokers bumped Dr. Frisch's tipjar up to $15?

Me.

Unlike your selfs I have compassion for like minded fellow profressives like myself and Ms. Frisch and althoug my own charitible project (GDCD4PCP Project) is not doing well as I originaly hoped I am still willing to help another porgressive blogger in need/ Because thats what we (like minded progressive bloggers like myself) all all about!!

 
At 7:47 PM, Blogger NedraZ said...

Sorry Brendak, I had to leave the other thread & take care of something. If ya'll ever ask me a qeustion & I don't reply right away, I'm gone.

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dean0:

Have you got many Green Day fan letters from the kids in Palestine recently? Are they wondering where they CD's are yet?

 
At 7:49 PM, Blogger D'Wayne 'Red' Mendoza said...

Have you got many Green Day fan letters from the kids in Palestine recently? Are they wondering where they CD's are yet?

hey man dotn mock charity

 
At 7:50 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dean0:

No mockery, just askin'.

 
At 7:51 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

I liked frischsesious!

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger NedraZ said...

Cirrus
So do you think the dweebie has been replaced by a newer model?

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger NedraZ said...

YES!

Must add it to teh list.

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger Cirrus said...

Rabbit,

It's possible that the ex has moved on, or taken a roommate to help with the mortgage. The neighborhood was pretty pricy for an academic's salary.

I hope the new resident likes picking up dog poop.

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger Cirrus said...

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At 8:06 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

Frischsesious: The act of sounding sincere in the initial script of a post to Doctor Deborah Frisch PhD while actually setting up a veiled pun

Yup, going in.

 
At 8:07 PM, Blogger NedraZ said...

All her dog droppings are belong to Cecile.

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

Frischetious - Sounding sincere in the initial script of a comment to Ms. Frisch while actually setting up a veiled pun.

I changed the spelling to be closer to facetious and some of the wording to define an adjective. Check the DHD lexicon for the new entry.

 
At 8:24 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

Ladies and Gentlemen -

It's been a long day and an eventful evening; I need to hit the rack.

And I'm not being frischcetious (a most excellent new word).

While I don't expect to use my new title very often (as that might require actually donning pantaloons), I hope that you will indulge me just this once:

"Adieu, noble gerbils!"

Yours, etc.,

F. Arbuckle
Minister of Propaganda, DHD

 
At 8:30 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hawk:

Some words are just so good, they have to go in. I would say frischetious describes the majority of the funny comments we try to get through the Frisch filter, especially rabbit's or Fred the Genius' stuff.

Plus, it's hard to say, and I like words like that!

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

'Night Fatwa!

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Oh, my gosh, I'm just as glad she managed to hold the bile in for one more day.

I'm exhausted. See y'all tomorrow!

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

'Night Brenda!

 
At 9:04 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

'Night Hawk!

[Joe does the Running Man in place while humming MC Hammer]

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Oh, one more thing before I collapse - In keeping with the spirit of Frischmas, and to support our own HoseDragger, I am Jeff Goldstein, and a VBS Gerbil Buzzard.

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Night, Joe!

 
At 9:16 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Brenda:

We're all buzzards! But has the carcass been picked clean? We'll find out what teh cycle&$174; brings.

 
At 9:17 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Oops - teh cycle®

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Everybody leaving? But.. but... the evening is still young. Whudda buncha wussies!

 
At 9:33 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - Just came in for a driveby posting. Roddick wins, Sharapova wins...and I win for some good U.S. Open tennis finally.

 
At 9:34 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

[domestic]
folding laundry
[/domestic]

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Looks like Nadal's guts ran out. No 3rd grand slam final for him.

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

That Youzhny guy is on the ride of his life, that's for sure.

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

He caught the tiger by the tail with his teeth, that's for sure. His doubles team knocked out the Bryan brothers too!

 
At 9:43 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Oh, and talking about tennis seems to identify me with the Bourgeoisie Buzzards.

 
At 9:44 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Buzzards, all.

I'd rather be a magpie.

 
At 9:45 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Honestly, teh Deb is not the kind of carrion I'd bother to sink my beak into.

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

But that's good gizzard right there! Hm-mm!

 
At 9:50 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Nah...too much bile leaked into it from the gall bladder being, you know, "3 sizes too large", to mangle Seuss.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

So, I'll be Heckle and you can be Jeckle. Cool?

 
At 9:55 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Jeckle, I likey...find some pics of them, and we can switch up the avatars.

 
At 9:55 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Just don't use a pic of the dopey Buzzard...hayuck hayuck hayuck

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

I was thinking of that, but uh, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

That looks good, but I like the one I found, cuz it's got "dude" in it.

 
At 10:03 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

so small though...

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

How about this one?

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

That's probably the original of the iconized version I found

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

How about this one?

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

It's got the names on it, and we can crop it so that I use the Jeckle side and you use the Heckle side.

 
At 10:11 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

I'll keep it for now, if you want a link to it, email me.

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

That's awesome! Crop it and email me.

 
At 10:13 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

I knew you'd like it. I'll email you the original and a first pass at a crop for you.

 
At 10:15 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Okay, looks good.

 
At 10:18 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

email on the way.

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

How's that looking, eh?

 
At 10:22 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Looking pretty good!

 
At 10:23 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Oh loo-ard, we're hopeless.

 
At 10:25 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Yup! I like my yellow one too.

 
At 10:27 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Download this one too, just in case.

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Heh.©

That's a keeper.

 
At 10:30 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - heh© It's too easy to amuse each other. I can only imaging the ribbing we're going to get when the others come in see the rest of this thread.

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Well...looks like someone got sand in their crotch over there. Do you think I struck a chord somewhere?


Must be love.

 
At 10:32 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Oh...and I wasn't aware we had squads. Hmmm....another buttmunch thinking they know what they are talking about.

Could someone please point to the post where I advocated her killing herself? I seem to think they were all directed at getting her help and getting on a regimin of Valium, Zoloft and Lithium. Maybe I am mistaken.

And gooooood evening freeeeeiiiiiinnnndddsss!!!

 
At 10:33 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Are you talking about the comment from the Eiger Sanction?

 
At 10:33 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

hey there hose - I say, use the standard victim methodology. Take a slur and then pwn it!

 
At 10:38 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Paramedic Squad! Starring Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Ho S. Dragger.
"Sorry Bobby, no sax before a fight."

Like Police Squad, only sicker.

 
At 10:41 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hey Paddy - barkeep, 2 fingers of water from the land of Erin for my friend here.

 
At 10:41 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Whatever. Like I would worry about what some little poo-butt over there would think. It is probably her. After all, she is the only one we talk about. Although I seem to be on the radar for some reason. Like I said..nust be love and I must have hit a soft spot. Which spot do you think it was? The spot-on approach concerning the strip/body cavity search or the fact her batteries wore out?

 
At 10:42 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Gotta be the batteries.

 
At 10:43 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - probably the peanut butter for her dog remarks...probably why she's now wearing out her batteries.

 
At 10:44 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Oh yeah...forgot about that. What do you think...chunky or smooth. You know...choosie loonies choose Jiff.

 
At 10:45 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - gotta be chunky...woulda kept the husky...motivated

 
At 10:45 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Who was the other person they are referring to anyway?

 
At 10:47 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

I guess I am supposed to feel intimidated, right? Somebody remind me to do that tomorrow. After all, I tend to be soooo forgetful, what with all those life and death decisions I have to make.

 
At 10:47 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - I think it was Hawksp, from the reference to training/education

 
At 10:48 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

They were talking about bilgeman. They may have confused you with openacanatuna, too.

 
At 10:50 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

And seriously...Libel really means nothing to them over there does it? I mean, how many times do you have to lie and get arrested before the point gets across? Just posting it imakes you liable.

And like I told sinner, what we have done is give opinion. not make attempts at factual statements, post a post and change the words and meanings and all. Shucks...it is almost as if they all have pee aich deeees over there

 
At 10:50 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - yeah, it's a big "What-Eva, I do what I want" for the supposed threats.

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

We are protected under parody. They are serious. That is what makes it so damn funny.

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - I thought it might be bilge too (bilious), but I didn't see the connection between him and educating youth.

 
At 10:52 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

Exactly what Carman says: What-eva!

But the editing of the comments to fit their narrative was exactly the kind of media operations those who agree with Ms. Frisch's opinions.

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Great "Futurama" tonight. Fry does his gramma and becomes his own grandson.

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Sorta like how you get a pee aich deeeee

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - there's an interesting case going through the Florida courts right now (shudder) that will test the limits of free speech on a blog. Some preacher is suing a blogger for libel for always finding out about his scams...er...fund-raising efforts.

 
At 10:54 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

bilgeman did make some references to training crewmen, so I'm not sure.

 
At 10:55 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - Okay, I guess that makes sense, then.

 
At 10:56 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

"Hey Debbie-Ellen Frisch

The VBSers got your number over at DHD. They are making you look foolish again.

Posted by ZIMAZULU at September 6, 2006 04:49 "



Hmmm...I seem to think over the weekend we were talking religion, politics, and computer programs. I guess the fact that we did so with poise, grace and civility made her, and all the little sandy crotches over there, look like fools. Imagine that.

 
At 10:58 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude -
Link, copy and paste out of context quote(strawman), snarky comment, post: isn't that all political blogs?

 
At 10:58 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Originally I thought that was one of you guys with a sockpuppet to try to get her to come over to give a Merry Frischmas, until I saw the next post by whoever the turd sandwich is.

And it is only libel if it isn't true. Otherwise it is fact. if you couldn't write fact, you couldn't have newspapers. However, that doesn't explain the New York Times, L.A. Times or San Francisco Chronicle.

 
At 11:00 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

hose:

rabbit said that she was ZIMAZULU trying to provoke a visitation. No luck.

 
At 11:00 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - exactly. It isn't "defamation of character" if you really are an asshole.

 
At 11:01 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Now I suppose she finally got in touch with her attorney, and he finally yelled over her enough to get it through her head that she needs to STFU and stop posting. However, the fact she is letting through what she is leting through will not help her either. It goes to show a continuing history of lying on her blog.

Nope...still doesn't get it, still hasn't checked herself in to that hospital yet.

 
At 11:01 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Don't get me started on the Chronic and LA Times. Guh, I hate those papers.

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Gah! it's late! And I haven't had any Star Wars pr0n yet today.
Imah sign off, Dude. Oh, and Mom called me today and says hi from Hawaii.
Hose, Paddy, any other VBSers, have a good night.

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Naw, she isn't worth my time to go over there and post. Again, I struck a chord and hit too close to home, so now she is trying to make shit up to get me to say something. She has a great many questions to answer from me here before that happens. Unlike her, I am not owned by a website, nor am I nutty as a fruitcake.

She is that zulu guy (Funny how a movie I said was one of my favs is incorporated into he name) and also the annonymous guy. Posting comments from her two most hated sites, hoping to get us to play in her yard.

Geez, what do we look like, former academics with Pee Aich Deeeees?

 
At 11:05 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Bender's now cruising alone through the vastness of space...a god to the Shrimpkins.

 
At 11:06 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - no, it was rabbit that was ZULU trying to get a visitation over here.

 
At 11:06 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Word is, they are bringing back Futurama next year

 
At 11:06 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Rabbit posted that?????

 
At 11:06 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

and the jury is still out on who anonymous is, in my book. Doesn't really matter, anyway.

 
At 11:08 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Oh, I see. the poobutt is called Eiger Sanction.

What a butt munch

 
At 11:08 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - to clarify, rabbit posted just the part about VBSers and DHD still having a good time at her expense. The Eiger Sanction stuff, not her.

 
At 11:09 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Hose - yep, you got it now.

 
At 11:09 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Besides...the sobs she is making are only louder without her being able to let loose for almost a week now. Damn..I can almost hear it from my house

 
At 11:09 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude:

'Night! Gitcha Star Wars pr0n on!

 
At 11:10 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Dude - Nowww I'm leaving. G'night Hose.

 
At 11:11 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Hose:

Her friends must have talked some sense into her.

 
At 11:12 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Night pet...and when do i get some Star Wars Porn?

 
At 11:12 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

Annnd, Sulla stealth-posted a new thread for you all at 10:56. He left the light on.

 
At 11:14 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

Dude [exclamation]

Sulla's supposed to let us know about these things.

 
At 11:15 PM, Blogger Petrarchan Motif said...

now really, g'night all.
and Hose - it's only pr0n if you geek out enough over it. heh©

 

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