Good Morning all!
Only one thing to say on this lovely Wednesday...
TRUST TEH CYCLE®!
TEH CRAZY® WILL COME!
TRUST TEH CYCLE®!
Until the fireworks start...
OPEN THREAD
posted by Sinner @ 5:28 AM
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89 Comments:
Heh...
This just came up in the Google Ads.
Anyone want to send a copy of the "free info packet" to Dr. Deb?
Hmm.. something about that comedy coach's name that I don't think will be appealing to DEB-Bile.
signed
Rabbit
KNOCK IT OFF,RABBIT!
signed,
Gertrude Stein
The good doctor deb does not show any real knowledge of the internet or it's mysterious workings. Is it possible that when she should have studying Cisco Systems ( routers, bridges, enhancers etc. ) she was inadvertently studying this cisco ( see link )?
http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html
She better get that piece of crap web page up to at least yellow. Or she is going to lose a lot of traffic...In other words, THAT MONKEY BETTER START DANCING.
illinois -
She's too busy being awed by the sparkling wit and sharp repartee around here to post to her own site.
And trying to figure out the phrase "All your base are belong..."
Lubs the new pic, Bren :)
Has anyone checked the You, Gene court records to see if she appeared b-4 a judge?
Now, when I shut off the computer yesterday to go rustle up some grub for the family, I didn't notice any comments approved under her John Cougar post. Today there's one from Hawksp from Friday. It's a good one, very generous of Hawk to wish her mental health after her poo-flinging here about the Vietnam vet getting his well-earned medal.
But what's her deal?
And where is Teh Crayzee?
Hey, tim -
Thanks. I think her September court date is still a few days off.
Anyone?
blizzardlane -
In my opinion, her deal is that she is batfrisch crazy and the absinthe/WTF Vodka combo has finally opened one too many holes in her brain.
And coal bear won't return her numerous, rambling, incoherent emails.
Po' po' pitiful Debee.
I'm telling you...she is just jealous and out of batteries
After spending the weekend crying hysterically and fighting the thought that no one loves her and no one ever will, she went toddling off to mumsie and daddums to get some sympathhy. When that failed, ahe decided to steel herself against the onslaught of the ever gathering numbers of people that keep telling her she is insane and needs to walk away from it. The pressure is building. She is reading this site and switching between tears of unfathomable pain and sorrow and tears of jealousy. Eventually she will strike out proving once again what a talentless hack she is until she once again crumples into a heap in the middle of the floor sobbing and crying hysterically in her overwhelming lonliness...jealous that other people have friends and can actually be found attractive, witty and intelligent.
Going back to sleep now. Just got up for an OJ
Good morning and a happy Frischmas Eve, all! Beautiful day here in Eugene, or, as I like to call it, the land of teh cRaZEe.
More later. Must get back to work.
Hey Pixie...I have shown you the same pictures, plus those of my kids. Does that mean you and I are together as well? Will you and Brenda have to duke it out in the parking lot? Or do I get to live the man fream of two women?
Hosedragger Jeffs.
There ya go.
Put 'em up Brenda!
(*everyone knows I'm in love in Ottavarima. Sssshhhhh - don't tell Tony, he's over there defending that worm's freedom of splech*)
Buahahahahahahahaha.
ROFLMAO.
Gabalicious is sick - gonna crawl back in bed with her, she has the chills.
I'll check back in later sweet Gerbils
G'morning gerbs,
Stopping in briefly to grab a quick coffee. . . hellos all around and double hellos to Hose, BrendaK and Pixie.
No Ducks t-shirts for Deb.
Just sayin'.
Ducky
Well, ducks are just fine - especially roasted with a nice plum and cranberry sauce - but given a choice between duck and beaver...
Just sayin'
Staci,
Most people would have gotten it a long time ago. A trip to jail would have impressed most people with the message that they weren't behaving properly; but then again, look how many repeat offenders are in the penal system. Without being personnally involved, I don't think any of us can accurately predict what it will take to get the message across to Dr. Frischenstein.
Until then, bottoms up!
Morning Staci, Ducky, Evil Juniper, Paddy, Pixie and OMuse. Of course, all of su truly virtuous East Siiiiid-ers have been up for hours.
Jeez, pixie, couldn't we just have a shop-off instead? We'll use the player's credit cards. That'll larn 'im.
staci -
Apply to Hose - he's the one making time with everyone.
Staci -
Will she get it?
Hmmm. Much like a country song plot, she lost her woman, she cain't get no job, she lives in a one-room shack and her dawg died.
Still, she keeps repeating the same sorry mistakes. So, I'm thinking no. She won't get it.
That's right...I'm a "Playa"...but you can just call me "Pimp Daddy Cheesecake"
Like I told you Staci...according to Der Frischinstein, this now means i have added you to my stable and we are now doing the wet and sticky. Please see Brenda and Pixie for scheduling and further details. Offer is void in Utah, Maryland and Puerto Rico.
actually, I think this person is a likelier suspect.
No, I don't have any evidence of teh crazy™. Though I did receive the latest update from the JDM Society, and Deb's got a blurb in it. You can find it online at:
http://www.sjdm.org/mail-archive/jdm-society/2006-September/thread.html
Hose -
You gotta hustle & flow, because it's hard out there for a pimp.
(Get it? Get it? No, Debee won't get it.)
tim -
That link didn't work. We still love you and all, but the link didn't work.
Hey...what the hell is it with her fascination with the term "vis-a-vis"? Does she think it makes her sound more intelligent?
Also, her recent found fascination with sex only goes to prove my earlier hypothesis of her being out of batteries and desperate.
She has an incredible way of writing a great deal of words to sound intelligent without saying anything or making any sense. No wonder she is a laughing stock and hated amongst her former "peers". No offense to those I just considered her former "peers" intended.
Most of her posts to SJDM (those that aren't rantings against Israel and the war in Iraq) are lists of names and quotes from others' works. There is little original thought evident. Sorry LDSC, saying "I agree with so-and-so" isn't original thought.
Looking through the August archives, it seems the only time anyone replies to her posts is to ask the list manager to delete her rants.
DF: I think if I use big words, people will like me and respect me and not remember I am a fruity loon who is a danger to society. Maybe I can get a job again.
DF's "Peer's" Who does this fruity loon think she's kidding? None of us respect her and none of us are even reading her tripe. Does she really think using the big words was going to impress us? She is nuttier than we though. Damn...if I have anything do say about it, she will never have a job in this field again. What a nut case.
Bush is currently wiping the floor with the Liberals in a speech, if you guys are interested.
Hey, Hose -
What's the gist of his speech? I'm trapped at work and the bums just won't supply me with a tv.
He is giving out all the information of all the terrorists identified and/or caught and all the plots stopped and foiled due to the NSA wiretapping. He is basically telling them what they are doing is wrong, un-patriotic, un-American and to STFU. It is beautiful and one of his best speeches ever.
Going to try terrorists for war crimes. I guess that explains giving the Geneva Convention Rights. See...he isn't the idiot people think he is.
Kahld Sheik Mohammed and about 15 others were transfered to Guantanamo today
Held by DOD and as soon as congress authorizes, they will be tried for war crimes. Hige ovation in the room at the White House.
But yet the dow continues to fall. See...Wall Street just doesn't care anymore
Oh, dear. The post before hers on that SJDM listserv is an ad for a psych professor at Oregon -- and it's not even in decision science! They're looking for a neuropsychologist. You know that chaps her ass. They're posting it to PISS HER OFF. Even if it's true, it's still funny.
Smacking them around about Git-Mo right now. just beautiful. Where has he been? This is the Bush I knew years ago and has needed to be out there at least once a week. I'll never understand why, for the last 6 years he has stayed away from these speeches.
Yeah...they have one for something in Boulder Colorado too, did you see that?
FOX news.
Brenda is lucky. She not only gets to do battle with left-wing academic nut balls here, she also had one as a congressman in Cynthia McKinney.
I did read those SJDM posts of hers. For someone who drones on and on, she certainly does have awkward phraseology.
She might have something valuable impart to their community, but you have to wade through so much poorly written crap to get to it.
She may not be a totally talentless hack, but who could tell when she writes so badly?
There you go otta..you get to join "The Stable"
Now Brenda...you are just being dazzled by big words. She said nothing, and only referrenced other people. She is, and forever will be, a talentless hack. Go with your first impression and gut feelings. They are seldom wrong.
Thanks Hose and Ottava.
Yes, we have very special politicians here in Georgia. I find myself frequently apologizing for the fact that we have such special politicians when other states mostly just have ordinary, responsible representatives who aren't discernably insane.
It's just something in the water 'round here. Maybe the killer rabbits.
Well I can't make that claim. I am from and in Cahleeeeforneeeuh. The home of boxer, Feinstein, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi and right next door to Harry "I personnally sample all new brothels before allowing them to operate" Reid.
Oh, and say it loud, say it proud...BLOGGER BETA SUCKS BUTT!!! And not cigarette butt either.
hose -
What, no killer rabbits? Y'all being deprived out there.
Ottava -
Don't we all? Sigh. And kilts.
Yes. My blonde mistress is named Liberty. I want to breed her out and keep one of her puppies. Already have a name. Freedom. Everyone will be allowed to pet them..That way I will be able to have Liberty and freedom for all.
That is my oldest daughter taken last year at the "Heart of the Forrest Ren Faire. She is now 15.
Let the hunt begin. If she looks anything like your step-sister...hubba hubba wakka wakka gahuuuuuga narf poit
YOU HEAR THAT LITTLE DEBBIE STICKY BUN????? WE ARE ENJOYING EACH OTHERS COMPANY> WE ARE DOING THE THINGS THAT FRIENDS DO>
YOU DO REMEMBER WHAT FRIENDS ARE RIGHT? THEY ARE THOSE THINGS THAT USED TO CALL YOU AND DO THINGS WITH YOU NEFORE YOU SCARED THEM OFF YOU LIBELOUS, TRAITOROUS, LYING COWARDLY NO-TALENT HACK.
COPY THIS AND STICK IT ON YOUR SITE. AT LEAST WHEN YOU DO THAT IT ADDS ENTERTAINMENT AND INTELLIGENCE TO AN OTHERWISE BORING, MEANINGLESS PIECE OF CRAP BLOG WITH NO POINT AND A TALENTLESS HACK OF A BLOG OWNER!!!!!
Whew...beter now. Thanks.
Anyway, you are right Staci. She, just like other Liberal men and women, just haven't met the right Conservative. After all, why would a woman want a whiney little cry-baby who can't proect them or support them..and why would a man want a brainless, unintelligent, unaccomplished hair covered whiney piece of unwashed filth?
i will never understand that
No, I don't wonder it. i have said this many times about her. She is defined thusly:
Deb Frisch= Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
Get it?
I believe that was me, as well as paranoid, schizophrenic and delusional. As was my ex-wife.
"Meet the Fockers" is on HBO HD
Oh I don't want to see this place get too strident, guys. Keeping this lunatic Frisch off the public payroll is something everyone ought to be able to get behind, regardless of political view.
I haveliberal/lefty friends and family. I love them anyway, and none of them are particularly stinky. I think they're wrong about the politics, they think I'm wrong about the politics, and we both think the atomosphere has been poisoned by the fringes.
Hey...I love Liberals. They are very entertaining to watch.
I also could never be with a Liberal. Relationships and marriage is hard enough with it's own little issues to add something as inflamatory as seperate political views into the mix. Besides, patchouli oil and hairry armpits and legs really turn me off.
However, there is nothing sexier than a woman in jeans, boots, tshirt, hair in a ponytail with a baseball hat on in a jeep or truck, camping and fishing and self-sufficient.
Wow...i', all hot and bothered just thinking about it. If she can whip out a cocktail dress or little black dress to go into town for a night out too...dayum.
I just went fishing with my Liberal friend with my 8 year old the other day. We have great discussions...even though he is always wrong. His wife asked how we can be friends if we disagree so much on politics. We told her that friendship transcends such things. As long as they are not kooky libs, then they are tolerable.
Well said, blizzard. I don't share much in the way of viewpoint with libs, and nothing at all with hard lefties, but I've met some really nice libs.
I even have a few *gasp* friends who are libs. Nice libs. Not insane libs. Lieberman-on-the-war type libs. And I know bunches of Zell Miller leaning former democrats.
Oh, oh, I drive a truck! And I have long hair so I wear it up in a pony-tail (mostly to keep it out of my eyes, but if you think it's sexy then ok).
And, taaaa-daaaaaa! - I own and use the occasional power tool - competently! And I can change my own oil and air filter!
Do I get to be the top byotch at the stable now, huh, huh?
I draw the line at drugs. Period. I have absolutely no tolerance for them or anyone who uses them. I have seen too many lives ruined by them...including mine and my 15 year olds. People that use are weak. I do not like weak people.
Hmmm...my shorts seem to have shrunk all of a sudden. i better turn the fan on too...AC seems to not be working that esll al of a sudden.
Glad to see you worked that out, Hoser. I tend to judge people on their character & not their politics. Bottom line: We are all in this together. A little kindness & respect go a long way.
Just slumming, & noticed the comments about Dr. F's former colleagues hating her, etc. This is not true. They love her, they care about her, and they want to help. They are mainly psychologists! They know that people in a mental crisis do and say things that are scary or insulting and they are too smart, too caring, and too professional to take a single word seriously.
You don't believe me; just look at how the sjdm list responded. Some one or two took the bait (the bait was stinky); others admonished them to stop. Game over.
You may see it that way, and that is your choice, but I cannot personally abide by those that are actively working for our defeat, for those that spit on our soldiers and the memories of those that have fallen, for those that refuse to believe the truth about 9-11, and those that want to kill, hit, assault, spit on Conservatives. The list is long and varied, but the fact is, I refuse to identify and/or socialize with those seditionist traitorous, anti-American scum.
Oh, I left out pedophiliac, insane ex-educators.
She wields her word harrow
through blogs broad and narrow
Shrieking pedophilia! Count Cockula!
The Count without an "O"!
Why don't I have an "0"?
Why can't I have an "O"?
Shrieking pedophilia! Count Cockula!
The Count without an "O"!
She'll soon wear the Broad Arrow
She'll be scared down to her marrow
Shrieking "I wish that I'd never
ignored that RO!"
Ignored that RO!
Ignored that RO!
Large Marge is her cellmate
Watch out for that - oh!
Posted by Paddy O'Furnijur at September 6, 2006 11:45 AM
Paddy: Brilliant. That is pure poetry. Truly inspired. The best written here in days. Outstanding.
No, I am not being sarcastic. I damn near blew Diet Pepsi all over the lap top.
True, but my political stances have been defined on previous posts. I have no problem with the true Democrats. Look at Miller and Lieberman. i am also a card holder for two unions and am pro-labor for what labor was designed and set up for. i have Liberal friends. The ones that I just described did not cover all liberals. It was very specific, that darn list I just had.
Paddy -
Maybe she'll pick on you next. Large Marge is just not a pleasant thought.
Afternoon all! Just catching up with you all. Casa Teh Crazy® is still quiet, too quiet.
Also, let's see how she's doing professionally against her favorite targets:
Jeff Goldstein is now doing webisode reporting and was just commissioned to write a screenplay.
Matt "Froggy" Heidt is becoming a bestseller with his new book.
And how is our Ms. Frisch doing? Too quiet I tell you.
Brenda,
If she doesn't like the tilt o' my kilt she can swing away! Just don't be waterin' down my whiskey with WTF vodka®
My views on homosexuality and abortion tends to have people call me a RINO at times.
It's funny, I am watching "Meet the Fockers" and it is just like having a conv. with an uber-lib and an uber-con.
Hose - coming from the master of Frischical Verse, that is high praise indeed. Thank you, sir!
Ottava - thank you my bonnie lass. Modesty demands that I mention that Large Marge was referenced quite a few times by either Hose or Hawk (sorry, I forget which of you gentlemen deserves the credit).
Now if LDSB doesn't post something new soon, poor Irish Whisky won't have any reason to post a new "pome" to her site.
OK...nap time. Be back later all. Have a great afternoon...and TRUST TEH CYCLE!!!!!
Bye, hose.
I've got pesky work stuff to do, too.
See y'all later.
Hi Otta!
Sorry I've been lurking a bit too much lately, but teh cray zee lay dee has to give me some material to work with. Plus, I just discovered all the japanese versions of Naruto have been posted on YouTube, so that's where much of my internet time has been going.
Paddy's doing just fine with the poetry. Barkeep! Three more fingers of the Water of Life for my distinguished man of letters at the end of the bar!
Joe - Sláinte!
Ottava - I thought I explained the Newark situation to you. The good folks at the airport had a hard time putting "The Batfrisch is loose! Yearrghhh! The poo is flying!" into heroic verse over the P.A. system.
Joe -
Using my ExtraSensory Enhancement device, I have determined that you are...
A Mammal.
This experiment is repeatable. I am ready for my Nobel Prize now.
Dr. Bunsen:
But when did the initial "observation" take place? Was I decent? Did you build a "mammal blind" in the tree in the backyard? Wait a sec, that's just the neighbor's treehouse. And you really should get Beeker to clean up all those cheetos bags!
Speaking of disparate siblings, here's an old song I by the Kinks I discovered that I thought was pretty fun:
Two Sisters
Sylvilla looked into her mirror
Percilla looked into the washing machine
And the drudgery of being wed
She was so jealous of her sister
And her liberty, and her smart young friends
She was so jealous of her sister
Sylvilla looked into the wardrobe
Percilla looked into the frying pan
And the bacon and eggs
And the breakfast is served
She was so jealous of her sister
And her way of life, and her luxury flat
She was so jealous of her sister
She threw away her dirty dishes just to be free again
Her women's weekly magazines just to be free again
And put the children in the nursery just to be free again
Percilla saw her little children
And then decided she was better off
Than the wayward lass that her sister had been
No longer jealous of her sister
So she ran 'round the house with her curlers on
No longer jealous of her sister
Joe, just a quick correction.
The Matt from BlackFive who wrote THE BLOGS OF WAR is Matt Burden, a former 82nd Airborne who is currently a CIO for a company in Chicago.
Matthew Heidt is a former Navy SEAL, who also writes for BlackFive, but he writes as "Froggy".
Northwesterner,
I agree with you. Aside (perhaps) from those who have been on the business end of her stalking, I can easily believe most of those who have worked with her in the past look at her current situation with sadness and hope that she'll recover.
A few weeks back it was John Henry, I think, who tracked down a former colleague of hers at NSF in DC, and that man spoke quite respectfully of her.
I don't want to be forever judged by the worst moments of my life. I do remember how important it was, looking back, to be judged harshly AT THE TIME, so I couldn't just shrug off those who said I was losing it.
It wasn't until I'd lost things that had really mattered to me that I woke up.
So...if it's just a prelude to a Cat 5 Frischstorm, then I plan to enjoy the respite. (Last week was insane at La Casa Loco. This week WORK is insane, so I'm glad to have less to worry about on Frischerman's Wharf).
The comments from "Anonymous" over there are head-scratching. Whoever it is, is a real schmuck.
I have concluded that today is the day when Deb sits and (soberly?) considers her life.
Tomorrow, it's back to batfrisch.
new thread, peeps and creeps. :)
Hey, nobody loves we libertarians.
NOTE: That's a small l, not a capital L. The LP is a bunch of weirdos.
libertarians, yes.
Libertines, no.
Unless it's Johnny Depp.
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