Friday, August 11, 2006

A brief conversation between

A "Word Warrior" (WW) and "Teh Vodka" (TV)


TV: What's all this about froggy?
WW: hombra got na honerz an kneeds 2 di
TV: Wow, ok, what about Jeff?
WW: da 123 gots zero honerz an kneeds to stfu. kapeech
TV: So you have all the honor, I suppose
WW: props from my peeps! olive u
TV: If you have so much honor, why can't you admit a mistake
WW: da pissant gots ta b sut dawn! I don wanna hair bout dat nomo!
TV: Of all the people who drink vodka, I get this...

Update:OK, that sucks... Try this

25 Comments:

At 6:03 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Clue for those of you that are not my normal readers (a vast majority).

Inspired by Jeff, I often have conversations with my Coffee and other things around the office/house.

I saw others take a stab at this, and thought I would too...

 
At 6:36 PM, Blogger Fatwa Arbuckle said...

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At 6:37 PM, Blogger w3bgrrl said...

Oh great. Now I find out the vast majority of your readers on this blog are Teh Crazy®.

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Wow w3bgrrl, you are new here, aren't you?

heh

 
At 7:30 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Sinner,

This all was mildly amusing earlier, but she went after a dead serviceman again.

I posted a message on her site about it and she deleted it. I am so pissed I can't see straight.

I sent it all to her again and told her she was a coward if she didn't put it up. She didn't.

I wanted it up someplace she visits, so is there a chance you would thread it here? I wanted to ask first because it pretty long.

Hawk

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

"it's"

 
At 7:34 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hawksp -

She reads every comment, and her reading skills are apparently not the best. It can take her a couple of hours to put a comment up.

Of course, she also just deletes some of them, so it could go either way with her.

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

brendak,

I'm sure sure deleted it. I sent her two within ten minutes and she deleted the first one but posted the second one. The second one she actually threw her two cents in the way she does and called "me" pathetic. GRRRRR

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

crap

"she" not "sure"

I told you I was pissed!

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Here's the thing: I've commented at her site a bunch. Originally as ShockedNotAwed, then through my official ID BrendaK. Yes, I told her to drink the Jim Jones Brand KoolAid. Absolutely I told her she is an evolutionary dead end.

I told her variously to get help, and to review her legal situation.

I've been at times bitchfully snarky, sincerely concerned and totally outraged.

Nothing, but NOTHING, gets through to this woman. She is impervious to logic, oblivious to common sense. Attempting to pass on any thought to her is an exercise in futility.

So, I'm officially renouncing commenting at her site anymore (which, was the point of this blog in the first place). I'll just snark at her here.

Unless she sincerely pisses me off again. 'Cause I'm weak on occasion.

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Dammit Fatwa! I can hear the K-tel smarm beautifully. Or is it Ron Popeil (sp?)? Nice riff!

hawsp: post your rant here. That's the purpose. Sinner's willing to take the hits, primarily so Deb's sitre doesn't get to.

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Yeah Brendak,

I know what you mean. I guess my attention was first drawn to her when an NCO in my unit told me about her de-capped dupes comment referring to Tucker, Menchaca and Babineau, the soldiers who were tortured and mutilated. I just wanted to give her a piece of my mind and ask her to stop those comments.

I guess I also got caught up in sparring with her and posting here and I'm just plain sorry about that. I'd like to post one more comment that I know she'd acknowledge and then just drop it all like a bad habit.

She is so vile. I really thought it might be a joke or a scam. I told Sinner that.

 
At 8:10 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

a poster named "anger" nails Frisch to the wall.

""it's cool. i filter comments. i've been here and done this before, and know the kind of vermin this attracts."

You mean vermin like yourself in way you abused Marc Lee's obituary? Pig.

Posted by: anger at August 11, 2006 06:40 PM

Marc Lee was the 28 year old Navy Corpsman from Hood River OR, recently fallen in Iraq.

Good job, "anger"! let me help you with nailing her other side:

Frisch's take on two other fallen troopers:

http://debfrisch.com/archives/2006/07/decapped_dupes.html

But she demands due respect for HER dead friends.

"...apply directly to the brainstem."

Lick the Toad;

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

bilgeman: Good luck with that...her brainstem is so atrophied you'd have a hard time finding the thing.

 
At 8:23 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Also, the brain centers responsible for recognizing irony, humor and sarcasm were apparently never developed at all.

In the end, given her limitations, her next best career move might very well be 'Human Shield.'

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

brendak;

" Good luck with that...her brainstem is so atrophied you'd have a hard time finding the thing."

That refers to some advice I gave her, using a bowdlerized ad line I gave her about how to properly commit suicide.

Sinner, being a nicer guy than me, saw fit to remove it.

In case you weren't around for that bit.

Regards;

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Deb Frisch doesn’t have the courage to post this on her site. She is devoid of compassion for anything but herself and has repeatedly denigrated the good names of dead servicemen and women.

I originally sent this comment from my office this afternoon.

“Doctor Frisch, you are amazing! Your bravery is like the Cowardly Lion with the medal he never really earned as you type behind the safety of your computer screen. Your intelligence is as phony as the paper the Scarecrow received and as far as the heart goes, I think you might still be waiting on one.

I am one of your kooky Christians and a 30-year Army veteran still on active duty. Given my time in the military, you'd think that it would be pretty easy for me to dish it out like a “drunken sailor” like you. That isn’t the case. I have managed over the years to maintain a level of decorum in my language. It’s mainly because of my faith, but also being in leadership positions demands I be able to communicate in a professional manner. I believe expletives detract from that. I save course words for extreme conditions and I believe this is an entirely appropriate circumstance.

You Ma’am are an “Attention-Whore” and in need of serious psychiatric help! Damn you! Your outrageous statements concerning our fallen are neither appreciated nor welcomed.

Granted, this is your site and you obviously have a right to express your narrow-minded and bigoted point of view here. But there is no requirement that you do so. Who the hell do you think you are defiling the memory of these great Americans? Did you miss the news this week? Do you still not believe we are at war with radical, Islamic Fascists? Ten planes with thousands of people could have been lost. They are out there every day trying to kill us. At this point I don’t care why they want to kill us. I only care about our ability to kill them first. The people I work with every day and I know that this is why we fight. We know that this is why we leave our families and deploy for years at a time. Whether you believe it or not, let alone appreciate it, we do it for all Americans; even your worthless fourth point of contact. We get it! Why don’t you?

What I really believe is that you and people of your ilk don’t care any more about peace than your average terrorist. To you and the other bandana wearing anarchist thugs running around your so-called peace rallies, it’s all about the political power you’ve lost. Think about this, in the world that radical Islam would have you live, your live would be very different. As a woman, your opinion would not be allowed at the risk of prison. As a lesbian, you would be executed.

For me though, it’s about your comments regarding our fallen. I am going to ask you to please, for all that might still be good in your heart, leave the memory of these men and women alone. Our president and his administration have demonstrated they are more than capable of taking the ridiculous and hateful criticisms you seditious bastards spew. You of could, live under the protection of the First Amendment and may say those things. But it is the brave men and women of the United States Armed Forces that have given you that privilege. So to sully the sacrifice made by those patriots by questioning their motivations or intelligence is abhorrent and you haven’t earned that right.

Your words are an abomination.”

You deleted it! COWARD!

Ten minutes later I posted this, and you put it up.

“It’s funny. No sooner did I send off the post (that I'm sure you will delete) than I heard the "Retreat" ceremony sound from outside of my office window here at Ft. Bragg. It is two beautiful, haunting tunes that are played at the end of our workday. Where it once called our soldier back at the end of a battle, it now causes us to pause and remember the fallen as we lower the flag. I am sad for you that you will probably never understand what it feels like in my chest when I hear it.”

You offered this little gem of wisdom.

“how pathetic, hawksp. so many brave, noble, poor mofos been used as cannon fodder because the commander-in-chief is a puppet. so many dead, maimed and mentally damaged troops. so many dupes, damaged or dead for NAFUCKINGDA. keep denying it, wingnuts! keep sending more and more of your rightwing, kristian baws off to git slaughtered!
u go, wingnuts!
Posted by word warrior at August 11, 2006 03:42 PM”

Deb,

What is pathetic is your lack of courage to print my original text. You’re real brave when you can pick and choose the point of view that goes up on your site. Are you scared of my words? You lefties are all about free speech until you get a chance to stifle someone else’s opinion that you don’t like. Here's some advice because I know you troll here. Keep your wretched comments about our war dead to yourself you fatherless rodent!

Thanks to Sinner for a site to expose the evil stupidity of Doctor Debra Frisch.

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger joeschmo1of3 said...

hawksp:

I'm glad you could post your thoughts here and I offer my condolences to our latest dead's family, friends, and unit members.

Frisch is unique in her lack of communication skills and other assorted nuttiness of syntax and spelling, but she is all too typical of the moonbat fringe. When they say they don't support the war, but support our troops, they lie. One only has to trudge through the slime of the forums on DailyKos, Atrios, and Democratic Underground to figure that out. At least with Frisch, she doesn't hide her bile.

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

Sorry I was away Hawksp. Glad you posted it.

With your permission, I would like to promote that to the front page on this blog as well as on my home blog.

 
At 9:16 PM, Blogger Sinner said...

BTW to everyone

This isan open forum.

Post away.

I reserve the right to kill it, but unless it violates previous groud rules, it will stay.

Witness that Ken somethingorother dude that was Deb's sockpuppet calling me our eariler today.

 
At 9:18 PM, Blogger w3bgrrl said...

Wow, sir. I hope the anger has passed now because knowing she read that makes me very happy.

 
At 9:22 PM, Blogger Hawksp said...

Sinner,

Hi and thanks for the forum.

Do whatever you think has the best chance of getting it viewed by the good doctor.

 
At 7:42 AM, Blogger Bee Charmer said...

Hawksp wrote:
"I heard the "Retreat" ceremony sound from outside of my office window here at Ft. Bragg. It is two beautiful, haunting tunes that are played at the end of our workday. Where it once called our soldier back at the end of a battle, it now causes us to pause and remember the fallen as we lower the flag."

I recently had the honor of being
on base (Camp LeJuene) for this.
I was with my husband surveying. I
have to tell you, it was so moving.
They played it over the loud
speakers and every vehicle pulled
to the side of the road and stopped
until it was over, then slowly went
back on their way. My husband told
me what it was and we said a
prayer. I was in tears. It's a
shame we, on the outside world,
don't normally get to experience
this. We need to all find time to
remember on our own.

Thank you for sharing Hawk and
thank you for your service, it is
a debt we can never repay.

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger Hawksp said...

bee,

It is a moving ceremony. Here at Ft. Bragg and Simmons AAF, it's conducted at 17:15 (5:15PM). I think before the war started, a lot of soldiers would purposely wait to leave work until it was over or sprint to their cars to leave post before it began; thereby not being required to stand the ceremony.

I see a lot of folks go out of their way to step outside, even if they're not done with work, to stand, salute and then go back to work.

Most folks aren't still out late enough to hear "Taps", which is also moving, so "Retreat" is the one most people stand for. We have a site on Simmons called Memorial Grove for fallen aviators. When I'm out there, I always try to stay for "Retreat". I know it sounds corny. But, it's the stuff that keeps me going.

We're close to Lejuene. We train there and at Cherry Point at lot. It's a beautiful area.

 
At 6:57 PM, Blogger mike scott said...

I can't believe what is published on here. I was stationed at Ft. Bragg in the early seventies as a member f the 82nd airborne division 3rd generation. My family fought along side other patriots so the democracy and freedom would endure in this world. Our number one concern was for the safety of our women and children as we started to inhabit this new frontier of America. For all the women and children that have expanded there learning from using the internet I apologize for what I just read. The derogatory statements by someone called warrior who identifies himself at Ft. Bragg but has the unmitigated gall to tear into a woman's character without any explanation n front of literally billions of viewers offends me deeply.

 

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