Looks like another plea for help...

I wanted to fight and I sought it,
A smart jabby jouster - a troll.
They tried to de-mind me, I fought it;
I stayed in the gross toilet bowl.
I wanted to fight, and I got it --
And hombre did I take a fall.
Yet somehow life's not what I thought it,
And somehow the fall isn't all.

So I guess something really nasty is about to unfold here. The usual pattern is a plea for help followed by the next outrageous statement.