Frisch rattles her tin cup:
"i am thinking i really need to start seeing some luv from my peeps. i'm the live action movie "what a beautiful wreck" over and over again that a lot of folks can't keep their eyes off of.
you guyz need to start supporting your habit (i.e., me) . okay?
da fuzz wuz just here. dis is gettin reel ceerius.
if you wanna know bout da fuzz and da lawman i gonna be talkin to in an hour, put your money where your keyboard is and tip lady lou!"
The police were just there?
My-my, but mustn't THAT have been just a fascinating vignette...
...one compound word for ya, Frisch:
God's Pity on the good lads and lasses of the Eugene,Oregon Police Department.
Man, we need to send a webcam over there! What a great idea!