Thursday, August 03, 2006

New Feature!

Every Thursay (Hey that's today!), I will make a post like this one and invite all people who had their comment "moderated" by Dr. Deb to post the comment here. Start up with a link to the Dr. Deb post and paste in your comment.

Just think of it as a 'Dillo Dance warm up!

Thanks for the suggestion!

11 Comments:

At 6:50 AM, Blogger AuntieMoonbat said...

OK people, here's a site that has open comments...

Angela, Bilgeman, please visit and comment!

Deb Frisch Deathpool
shotguntobrainstem.blogspot.com

 
At 6:51 AM, Blogger AuntieMoonbat said...

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At 7:02 AM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Sinner;

Outstanding idea!

sez Frisch:

"i'm pretty sure that my legal counsel is going to advise me tomorrow to cease and desist from any references to count cockula, the count without the O and count, jr."

Duhhhhh, you THINK?

This mastermind has been getting what would be thousands of dollars of legal advice...absolutely FREE...for the last 3 weeks telling her to STFU about Goldstein and his family.

Did anyone miss that?
There are pygmies in a grass shack in West Africa reading this shipwreck on "Congo On Line" saying
to themselves:

"Why is this stupid woman STILL posting about this guy"?

And there are tribesmen in a yurt in Outer Mongolia agreeing with each other that she's in big trouble.

But she's "pretty sure?"

Ph.D. huh?

"Deb Frisch Deathpool
shotguntobrainstem.blogspot.com"

Jeeze, I managed to get my message through with ONE post.

Maybe I should have gone into the teaching biz...

Regards;

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

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At 8:16 AM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Frisch rattles her tin cup:

"i am thinking i really need to start seeing some luv from my peeps. i'm the live action movie "what a beautiful wreck" over and over again that a lot of folks can't keep their eyes off of.

you guyz need to start supporting your habit (i.e., me) . okay?

da fuzz wuz just here. dis is gettin reel ceerius.

if you wanna know bout da fuzz and da lawman i gonna be talkin to in an hour, put your money where your keyboard is and tip lady lou!"

The police were just there?

My-my, but mustn't THAT have been just a fascinating vignette...

...one compound word for ya, Frisch:

"webcam".

God's Pity on the good lads and lasses of the Eugene,Oregon Police Department.

LtT:

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger a.j. said...

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At 12:06 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Hmmm;

sez Frisch:

"UPDATE (10 a.m.): It's been a hectic morning here at the ranch. The sheriff showed up around 7:30 to serve me with a temporary civil protection order from a resident of Denver, Colorado (who shall remain nameless), subject to the provisions of C.R.S. 12-14-101 to 13-14-102."

Well, what do them scary numbers MEAN?

It seems that while Frisch was yakking, Mr. and Mrs. Goldstein were acting:

"12-14-101. Short title.
Statute text
This article shall be known and may be cited as the "Colorado Fair Debt Collection Practices Act"."

Makes sense if you're suing for damages.
Like, shutting down your blog from fear of some nutjob, and losing the advertising revenue that you would usually make when your sitemeter drops off.

Or did she think JG's blog vacation didn't come with a price attached?

I figured that one out as soon as he did it.

and:

"13-14-102. Civil protection orders - legislative declaration.
Statute text
(1) The general assembly hereby finds that the issuance and enforcement of protection orders are of paramount importance in the state of Colorado because protection orders promote safety, reduce violence, and prevent serious harm and death. In order to improve the public's access to protection orders and to assure careful judicial consideration of requests and effective law enforcement, there shall be two processes for obtaining protection orders within the state of Colorado, a simplified civil process and a mandatory criminal process."

BOOM!
A restraining order. And that's just the FIRST shoe dropping.

Oooooh, this is gonna start to HURT, and FAST.

And Frisch, if you read this, one other thing this means is that if you don't already own a shotgun, then you're too late.

People under s restraining order are barred by law from purchasing firearms.

Didja know that?

Thank Gawd for the (NRA endorsed, btw), National Instant Check System.

I wouldn't be her for all the dope in Indochina.

Regards;

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

Hoo-boy!

"I am in the process of negotiating a financial settlement with Mr. Cockula whereby I sign an agreement promising to refrain from certain activities in exchange for monetary compensation. This list might include my refraining from the following activities:"

(most of what follows are illegal activities.)

Frisch just copped to what we call, down on the waterfront, "extortion".

Let me rephrase her post for the back rows:

You and I enter an agreement wherein, for certain monetary considerations, I cease and desist from repeatedly striking your kneecap with a tire iron.

Yeah...right!

"It would behoove Mr. Paul Lewis, Esquire of Denver, CO to contact me asap, if not sooner."

Methinks that Mr. Paul Lewis, Esquire, of Denver, CO is going to be far too busy contacting Federal law enforcement authorities to bother with ringing you up.

Glad you liked the Sheriff's Deputy though, I think he'll be showing you his nice shiny set of handcuffs soon.

BTW, Frisch...what are you gonna do with your doggie when they put you away?

Where you're going, they don't allow pooches.

Regards;

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

Here we go...let the unchecked lunacy commence!

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Bilgeman said...

There are some very funny people out there:

Comment left at SWP:

"It would behoove you to take this far more seriously than you are.

Posted by Mr. Paul Lewis, Esquire of Denver, CO at August 3, 2006 01:12 PM "

What would be REALLY funny would be if that was really Mr. Lewis.

Regards;

 
At 2:20 PM, Blogger X_LA_Native said...

"What would be REALLY funny would be if that was really Mr. Lewis."

That would be comedy gold.

 

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